Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 5 - Simple - full transcript
An alien girl asks for Ben's help to end a war that's lasted for years.
[ BOTH SLURPING ]
>> [ BEEPING ]
>> Ben: DOWN, BOY.
THERE YOU GUYS ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL
MORNING.
>> Gwen: WE KNOW.
WE GOT THE 50 MESSAGES YOU LEFT.
>> Ben: IT WASN'T 50 MESSAGES.
>> Kevin: IT WAS 50 EACH.
>> Ben: ANYWAY, I NEED YOU GUYS
FOR A MISSION.
IT'S OFF PLANET.
>> Gwen: I'VE GOT TAE KWON DO
PRACTICE TONIGHT, BEN.
SORRY.
>> Ben: KEVIN?
>> Kevin: [ SLURPS ]
YEAH...NO.
>> Ben: SERIOUSLY?
>> Gwen: WE DON'T MIND HELPING
OUT, BUT WE DOHAVE LIVES.
>> Ben: WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN SAY
NO TO ME,BUT YOU CAN'T SAY NO
TO THIS.
[ BEEP ]
IT WAS TELEPORTED TO MY ROOM
THIS MORNING.
>> DEAR MR. BEN 10, MY NAME IS
PROBITY.
MY MOM AND DAD TOLD ME ALL
ABOUT HOW YOU SAVED THE
UNIVERSE FROM THE HIGHBREED.
>> Kevin: SO YOU GET FAN MAIL.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
>> Ben: SHH!
YOU'LL MISS THE IMPORTANT PART.
>> I HATE WAR.
DO YOU HATE WAR, TOO?
BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I WANTED TO
KNOW IF YOU WOULD COME HERE AND
STOP EVERYBODY FROM FIGHTING.
ANYWAY, EVEN IF YOU CAN'T, I
THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
THANK YOU.
[ BEEP ]
>> Ben: SO, THERE YOU GO.
>> Gwen: "THERE YOU GO" WHAT?
>> Kevin: DON'T YOU GET IT?
HE WANTS US TO GO TO SOME OTHER
PLANET AND END THEIR WAR.
>> Gwen: NO, HE COULDN'T MEAN --
YOU CAN'T MEAN --
>> Ben: UH-HUH.
>> Kevin: NOT THAT I'M EVEN
CONSIDERING IT, BUT HOW DO YOU
PLAN TO STOP A WAR?
>> Ben: SIMPLE.
[ WHOOSH ]
>> Kevin: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
DOING THIS.
EVERYBODY HATES WAR, BUT NOBODY
EVER DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
>> Ben: MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE
THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYBODY LIKE
ME BEFORE.
>> Kevin: OH, RIGHT -- THE GREAT
BEN 10's GONNA SOLVE EVERYTHING
IN ONE WEEKEND.
>> Ben: IT'S A THREE-DAY
WEEKEND.
>> Gwen: I LIKETHAT BEN CARES
ENOUGH TO COME ALL THIS WAY TO
HELP.
YOU COULD USE A LITTLE OF THAT
YOURSELF, KEVIN.
>> Kevin: WAR'S LIKE EATING OR
SLEEPING, GWEN.
IT'S PART OF HUMAN NATURE.
>> Ben: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
WRONG.
>> Kevin: I THINK I KNOW A
LITTLE MORE ABOUT HUMAN NATURE
THAN YOU DO.
>> Ben: YEAH -- HUMANNATURE.
BUT THESE AREN'T HUMANS.
SO...NYAH!
>> Gwen: REALLY?
"NYAH"?
[ BEEPING ]
WE'RE APPROACHING THE PLANET.
>> Ben: IS THAT A BIG DOTTED
LINE ACROSS THAT PLANET?
>> Kevin: YEP.
>> Gwen: THAT DEFINITELY CALLS
FOR A CLOSER LOOK.
>> Ben: SHIP, LOWER.
>> SHIP, SHIP, SHIP.
>> Gwen: WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHERE
THE FENCE CAME FROM, BUT --
>> Ben: WHAT ARE THEY SHOOTING
AT US FOR?
[ BOOM ]
>> Kevin: DUH.
>> Gwen: TRANSLATION -- THE
FENCE MUST BE SOME KIND OF
BORDERLINE, AND THEY THINK WE'RE
THE ENEMY.
>> SHIP!
>> Ben: GOOD BOY.
NO SHOOTING BACK.
>> Kevin: WHAT?!
>> SHIP!
>> Kevin: OKAY, I VOTE WE TURN
AROUND AND HEAD HOME.
GWEN CAN STILL MAKE KARATE
PRACTICE.
AND AS A BONUS, I DON'T HAVE TO
GET SHOT AT.
>> Ben: EXCEPT WE'D BE THROWING
AWAY A LITTLE GIRL'S HOPE FOR A
WORLD WITHOUT WAR.
>> Kevin: LIFE IS FULL OF
DISAPPOINTMENTS.
WHAT IS SHE -- 5?
PAST TIME SHE LEARNED.
>> Ben: LAND THE SHIP.
I'LL DISTRACT THEM.
>> Jetray: JETRAY!
HOLD IT. HOLD IT!
ANY OF YOU EVER HEARD OF...
BEN 10?
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> LOOK! LOOK -- IT'S HIM!
IT'S REALLY HIM!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
>> Ben: THAT'S RIGHT -- BEN 10.
AND I'VE COME ALL THIS WAY TO
TELL YOU THAT WAR JUST ISN'T
COOL.
>> WHAT?
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> Ben: SEE, WAR NEVER
ACCOMPLISHES ANYTHING.
IT'S POINTLESS, AND --
[ CROWD GROANS ]
>> GET HIM!
>> Ben: UH, GUYS?
[ GUNS COCK ]
HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET ROUGH,
HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF
HUMONGOUSAUR?!
[ BEEPING ]
>> Lodestar: LODESTAR!
OH, MAN.
THIS IS NO TIME TO SHAKE DOWN A
NEW GUY.
OW! OW, OW!
OW, OW!
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
CUT...IT...OUT!
[ WARBLING ]
>> WHOA!
>> UGH!
>> WHOA!
>> Lodestar: OW!
OW, OW, OW!
OW!
OH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
[ WARBLING ]
AS I WAS SAYING...
...AND YOU HAVE GOT TO SIT DOWN
WITH YOUR ENEMIES AND TALK TO
THEM.
THEY'RE HUMAN, TOO, YOU KNOW.
OR...WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS
ARE.
>> Gwen: IS THAT A NEW ONE?
>> Kevin: WHO KEEPS TRACK?
[ CLANK ]
[ WHISTLES ]
A REGENERATING POWER PACK.
>> HEY! FINDERS KEEPERS!
LET GO OF MY --
KEVIN!
LONG TIME NO SEE.
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?
>> Kevin: NO.
>> I WAS JUST GONNA CALL YOU.
I'LL HAVE THAT MONEY I OWE YOU
REAL SOON.
>> Kevin: UH-HUH.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO HERE, ARGIT?
>> NOTHING.
>> Kevin: ARGIT, WHAT'S THE
SCAM?!
>> OH...OKAY.
I WAS GONNA CUT YOU IN --
HONEST.
THESE GUYS -- THEY LEAVE THEIR
WEAPONS ALL OVER THE PLACE, SO I
SCOOP THEM UP, PAINT THEM BLUE,
AND SELL THEM TO THE OTHER GUYS.
LOW OVERHEAD, BIG PROFITS.
WHAT?
>> Kevin: YOUR OVERHEAD JUST
WENT UP.
COME ON.
>> Ben: OF COURSE I WANT TO HEAR
YOUR SIDE.
>> GOOD.
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT US ALL WRONG.
THEY ATTACKED US.
WE'RE ONLY DEFENDING OURSELVES.
>> Ben: REALLY?
>> SEE?
[ BEEPING ]
>> Spidermonkey: SPIDERMONKEY!
[ CHITTERING ]
>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE ALIEN
SPIDERMONKEYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> Spidermonkey: [ SCREECHES ]
ARE YOU THE GUY IN CHARGE?
>> I AM.
>> Spidermonkey: WE NEED TO
TALK.
>> I'M A MAN OF ACTION, NOT
TALK.
>> Spidermonkey: [ CHITTERS ]
AND LOOK WHERE IT'S GOTTEN YOU.
>> INDEED.
>> Spidermonkey: [ COUGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
>> LOOK WHERE IT'S GOTTEN ME.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Kevin: WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG,
ARGIT?
>> GIVE ME A BREAK, KEV.
I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
[ BLOWS ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
HERE YOU ARE, GENTLEMEN -- THE
FINEST BLASTERS MONEY CAN BUY.
MUCH APPRECIATED.
AND DEATH TO THE RED GUYS.
>> Kevin: ARGIT.
>> OOPS.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
HERE YOU GO, MY FRIENDS.
OOH. VERY NICE. THANK YOU.
AND DEATH TO THE RED --
UH, BLUE GUYS.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
I'M NOT EXPECTING ANYBODY.
>> Gwen: NICE LITTLE RACKET
YOU'VE GOT HERE.
>> Kevin: I CAN EXPLAIN.
>> Gwen: YOU'RE MAKING MONEY OFF
OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERY?
>> Kevin: OKAY, I DON'T HAVETO
EXPLAIN.
>> Gwen: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE
TO HELP BEN.
>> Kevin: GWEN, WHEN HAS BEN
EVER BEEN IN ANY TROUBLE HE
COULDN'T GET HIMSELF OUT OF?
>> DON'T YOU GET IT?
I AM NOT THE ENEMY.
[ SCREECHES ]
I BELIEVE IN PEACE.
LET ME TELL YOU WHO YOUR REAL
ENEMY IS.
IT'S WAR!
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
>> READY...
AIM...
>> Spidermonkey: [ MUFFLED
TALKING ]
>> WAIT!
THAT'S BEN 10!
I'M SURE OF IT!
[ CROWD GASPS, MURMURS ]
>> SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S
TALKING ABOUT.
FIRE!
>> Gwen: GET YOURSELF LOOSE!
I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER!
[ CROWD GASPS, MURMURS ]
>> YOU REALLY AREHIM.
SO...WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
>> OH! I KNOW!
LET'S EAT.
[ ALL MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
>> Ben: DO YOU GUYS ALWAYSEAT
LIKE THIS?
>> MMM.
MM.
WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR STRENGTH UP.
FOR THE WAR, YOU KNOW.
>> Ben: I'LL BET SHEDOESN'T EAT
LIKE THIS EVERY DAY.
>> UNFORTUNATELY, OUR CITIZENS
MUST SACRIFICE FOR THE WAR
EFFORT.
>> Ben: BUT IF THERE WASN'TA
WAR, SHE COULD EAT BETTER AND
MAYBE EVEN GO TO SCHOOL.
>> BEN 10, I HATE WAR, TOO, BUT
OUR NEIGHBORS KEEP ATTACKING US.
WE HAVE TO DEFEND OURSELVES!
>> Ben: BUT THEYSAY THE SAME
THING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
IF BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST
DEFENDING YOURSELVES, THERE
DOESN'T HAVE TO BEA WAR.
[ MUNCHING STOPS ]
>> HERE YOU GO, BOYS.
USE THEM IN GOOD HEALTH.
>> WAIT!
THEY DECLARED A TRUCE!
NO MORE FIGHTING!
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> THAT WAS THE BEST SCAM I EVER
WORKED.
>> Kevin: DON'T WORRY.
THEY'LL BE SHOOTING AT EACH
OTHER AGAIN IN NO TIME.
>> YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
>> I SAY HE WAS RED!
>> HE WAS BLUE!
I'D SAY ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT,
BUT OBVIOUSLY YOUDON'T!
>> RED!
>> BLUE!
>> RED!
>> BLUE!
>> RED!
>> BLUE!
>> Ben: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING
ABOUT?
>> ZAVIN, OF COURSE.
>> Ben: WHO?
>> HE WAS THE WISEST MAN WHO
EVER LIVED.
HE GAVE US OUR LAWS AND STUFF
LIKE THAT.
THERE'S HIS STATUE.
THEY MADE IT A REAL LONG TIME
AGO, AND ALL THE PAINT'S FADED
AWAY.
>> Ben: SO NO ONE CAN REMEMBER
IF HE WAS RED OR BLUE, RIGHT?
>> YOU'RE SO SMART.
THAT'S WHAT ALL THE FIGHTING'S
ABOUT.
>> SAY, DID YOU CALL ME AN
IDIOT?!
>> NO!
YOU'RE UNDERQUALIFIED!
YAAH!
>> AAH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Ben: HEY!
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
>> BUT YOU'RE BEN 10.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
>> Ben: THAT'S BETTER.
NOW, EVERYBODY SHAKE HANDS.
ALL RIGHT. I'LLSTART.
>> HA HA!
THERE! THAT PROVES IT!
YOU WERE WITH THEMALL ALONG!
>> Ben: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
YOU TRIED TO SHAKE WITH YOUR
RIGHT HAND!
WE SHAKE WITH THE LEFT!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!
>> COME ON, MEN!
WE'VE GOT A WAR TO WIN!
>> DEATH TO THE BLUE GUYS.
AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, KEV.
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE TRUCE
NOT LASTING.
HOW'D YOU GET TO BE SO SMART?
>> Kevin: EXPERIENCE.
>> AW, COME ON!
CUT ME A LITTLE SLACK, WILL YA?
>> Kevin: WHY NOT?
WE'RE IN A GROWTH INDUSTRY,
AREN'T WE?
>> Ben: IF ONLY THEY HAD TALKED
TO EACH OTHER.
>> Gwen: SEEMS LIKE THEY WERE
DOING BETTER BEFORETHEY STARTED
TALKING.
>> Ben: TALKING'S NOT THE
PROBLEM.
IT'S LISTENING.
>> AND IT'S YOU, MY FELLOW
SOLDIERS, WHO ARE THE BULWARK
AGAINST THE HEATHEN BLUE HORDES,
WHO WRONGLY CLAIM OUR ZAVIN AS
THEIR OWN AND WHO WOULD HAVE OUR
CHILDREN IN SCHOOL WITH BLUE
TRASH!
IT IS YOU WHO --
[ CRASH ]
[ FEEDBACK ]
>> Swampfire: ENOUGH!
>> OH!
>> UGH!
>> HELP!
DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
>> Swampfire: NOBODY'S LEAVING
THIS CAVE UNTIL YOU WORK OUT A
PEACE TREATY.
>> IMPOSSIBLE!
>> THAT'S WHAT ITOLD HIM!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
UH, BEN 10?
>> Ben: THAT WAS FAST.
DID YOU WORK OUT SOMETHING?
>> UH, NO.
WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHEN LUNCH
IS.
>> Ben: THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
ANY LUNCH -- ORDINNER!
NOT TILL YOU TWO COME UP WITH A
PEACE TREATY!
>> YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
UH, E-E-EASY, BEN 10.
VIOLENCE NEVER ACCOMPLISHES
ANYTHING.
>> Ben: DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU
JUST SAID?!
>> HE MEANS RANDOMVIOLENCE.
WAR IS ORDERLYVIOLENCE.
>> Ben: ORDERLY VIOLENCE?!
>> WE NEEDWAR, BEN 10.
>> THAT'S RIGHT!
IT GIVES PEOPLE SOMETHING TO
BLAME THEIR PROBLEMS ON.
>> IF THEY CAN'T AFFORD HOUSES
OR FOOD OR SCHOOLS, IT'S THE
WAR'S FAULT.
>> IF THERE WERE NO WAR, THEY'D
BLAME USFOR ALL THAT.
>> EXACTLY.
SO, CAN WE GO NOW?
>> Ben: ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU TWO
HAVE EVER AGREED ON ANYTHING.
>> BUT I --
>> Ben: GET BACK IN THERE!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY
OUT OF HERE.
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
>> WHAT -- THIS?
IT'S JUST A CRYSTALLINE LIGHT.
>> YES, BUT I'VE GOT THIS.
>> BEN 10!
WE'VE COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
>> Ben: YES!
UGH!
AAH!
[ BEEP ]
>> Goop: OHH!
[ WHIRRING ]
>> Ben: I AM REALLY STARTING TO
HATE THOSE GUYS.
>> MEN, THIS FIGHT ISN'T ABOUT
LAND OR MONEY.
>> IT'S ABOUT OUR HONOR AND
PURITY.
>> AND ABOVE ALL, IT'S ABOUT THE
REPUTATION...
>> ...OF THE GREAT ZAVIN!
>> [ Deep voice ] WHAT A LOAD!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING SO YOU
WON'T HAVE TO FIX YOUR REAL
PROBLEMS.
>> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
CHARGE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Way Big: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO LISTEN TO ME.
A FEW DAYS AGO, I GOT A LETTER
FROM A LITTLE GIRL WHO LIVES
HERE.
DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE'S RED OR
BLUE.
ALL SHE WANTS IS FOR THE WAR TO
STOP.
MY FRIEND KEVIN SAID I'D NEVER
BE ABLE TO FIX EVERYTHING IN ONE
WEEKEND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE
WAS RIGHT.
SO I'VE MADE A DECISION.
I'M GOING TO STAY HERE AS LONG
AS IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU GUYS
COME TO YOUR SENSES.
I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT TIME.
OH, MAN!
>> GET HIM!
>> GET HIM!
>> Gwen: CHANGE INTO SOMETHING
SMALLER, OR YOU'LL NEVER LOSE
THEM!
>> GOT TO GIVE YOU PROPS, KEV.
PAINTING EVERYTHING WHITE SURE
SAVES TIME.
>> Kevin: AND MONEY.
>> WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST
FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN.
THE RED AND BLUE ARMIES HAVE
JUST ISSUED A JOINT DECLARATION
OF WAR ON THE ALIEN KNOWN AS
BEN 10.
>> HEY.
HEY, THAT'S YOUR FRIEND, ISN'T
IT?
>> Kevin: YEAH, I SUPPOSE IT IS.
>> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Kevin: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
GETTING OUT WHILE I CAN.
>> THAT'S GONNA BE TOO HEAVY.
WHY DON'T YOU LET MEHOLD ON TO
IT FOR YOU?
>> Kevin: [ LAUGHS ]
FUNNY.
>> IT WAS WORTH A TRY.
>> SHIP!
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Gwen: WE HAVE TO WAIT!
>> Ben: GWEN, I --
>> Kevin: BEN! GWEN!
>> Gwen: GRAB MY HAND!
>> Ben: ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS
HELP.
HOW COULD IT HAVE GONE SO WRONG?
>> Gwen: AT LEAST THEY'RE UNITED
NOW.
>> Ben: YEAH -- AGAINST ME.
>> Gwen: WELL, THERE IS THAT.
I GUESS MR. CYNICAL ISN'T
SURPRISED BY ANY OF THIS.
>> Kevin: [ SOBS ]
>> Gwen: KEVIN?
ARE YOU...CRYING?
OHHH.
YOU DOHAVE A HEART.
>> Kevin: [ SOBS ] YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT POOR PEOPLE HAVE
INSTEAD OF MONEY.
>> DEAR MR. BEN 10, I DON'T
HAVE A HOME NOW.
I HAVE TO WORK DOUBLE TIME AT
THE FACTORY.
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING I HATE
MORE THAN WAR.
YOU!
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
[ GASPS ]
[ GIGGLES ]
>> [ BEEPING ]
>> Ben: DOWN, BOY.
THERE YOU GUYS ARE.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL
MORNING.
>> Gwen: WE KNOW.
WE GOT THE 50 MESSAGES YOU LEFT.
>> Ben: IT WASN'T 50 MESSAGES.
>> Kevin: IT WAS 50 EACH.
>> Ben: ANYWAY, I NEED YOU GUYS
FOR A MISSION.
IT'S OFF PLANET.
>> Gwen: I'VE GOT TAE KWON DO
PRACTICE TONIGHT, BEN.
SORRY.
>> Ben: KEVIN?
>> Kevin: [ SLURPS ]
YEAH...NO.
>> Ben: SERIOUSLY?
>> Gwen: WE DON'T MIND HELPING
OUT, BUT WE DOHAVE LIVES.
>> Ben: WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN SAY
NO TO ME,BUT YOU CAN'T SAY NO
TO THIS.
[ BEEP ]
IT WAS TELEPORTED TO MY ROOM
THIS MORNING.
>> DEAR MR. BEN 10, MY NAME IS
PROBITY.
MY MOM AND DAD TOLD ME ALL
ABOUT HOW YOU SAVED THE
UNIVERSE FROM THE HIGHBREED.
>> Kevin: SO YOU GET FAN MAIL.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
>> Ben: SHH!
YOU'LL MISS THE IMPORTANT PART.
>> I HATE WAR.
DO YOU HATE WAR, TOO?
BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I WANTED TO
KNOW IF YOU WOULD COME HERE AND
STOP EVERYBODY FROM FIGHTING.
ANYWAY, EVEN IF YOU CAN'T, I
THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
THANK YOU.
[ BEEP ]
>> Ben: SO, THERE YOU GO.
>> Gwen: "THERE YOU GO" WHAT?
>> Kevin: DON'T YOU GET IT?
HE WANTS US TO GO TO SOME OTHER
PLANET AND END THEIR WAR.
>> Gwen: NO, HE COULDN'T MEAN --
YOU CAN'T MEAN --
>> Ben: UH-HUH.
>> Kevin: NOT THAT I'M EVEN
CONSIDERING IT, BUT HOW DO YOU
PLAN TO STOP A WAR?
>> Ben: SIMPLE.
[ WHOOSH ]
>> Kevin: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
DOING THIS.
EVERYBODY HATES WAR, BUT NOBODY
EVER DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
>> Ben: MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE
THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYBODY LIKE
ME BEFORE.
>> Kevin: OH, RIGHT -- THE GREAT
BEN 10's GONNA SOLVE EVERYTHING
IN ONE WEEKEND.
>> Ben: IT'S A THREE-DAY
WEEKEND.
>> Gwen: I LIKETHAT BEN CARES
ENOUGH TO COME ALL THIS WAY TO
HELP.
YOU COULD USE A LITTLE OF THAT
YOURSELF, KEVIN.
>> Kevin: WAR'S LIKE EATING OR
SLEEPING, GWEN.
IT'S PART OF HUMAN NATURE.
>> Ben: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
WRONG.
>> Kevin: I THINK I KNOW A
LITTLE MORE ABOUT HUMAN NATURE
THAN YOU DO.
>> Ben: YEAH -- HUMANNATURE.
BUT THESE AREN'T HUMANS.
SO...NYAH!
>> Gwen: REALLY?
"NYAH"?
[ BEEPING ]
WE'RE APPROACHING THE PLANET.
>> Ben: IS THAT A BIG DOTTED
LINE ACROSS THAT PLANET?
>> Kevin: YEP.
>> Gwen: THAT DEFINITELY CALLS
FOR A CLOSER LOOK.
>> Ben: SHIP, LOWER.
>> SHIP, SHIP, SHIP.
>> Gwen: WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHERE
THE FENCE CAME FROM, BUT --
>> Ben: WHAT ARE THEY SHOOTING
AT US FOR?
[ BOOM ]
>> Kevin: DUH.
>> Gwen: TRANSLATION -- THE
FENCE MUST BE SOME KIND OF
BORDERLINE, AND THEY THINK WE'RE
THE ENEMY.
>> SHIP!
>> Ben: GOOD BOY.
NO SHOOTING BACK.
>> Kevin: WHAT?!
>> SHIP!
>> Kevin: OKAY, I VOTE WE TURN
AROUND AND HEAD HOME.
GWEN CAN STILL MAKE KARATE
PRACTICE.
AND AS A BONUS, I DON'T HAVE TO
GET SHOT AT.
>> Ben: EXCEPT WE'D BE THROWING
AWAY A LITTLE GIRL'S HOPE FOR A
WORLD WITHOUT WAR.
>> Kevin: LIFE IS FULL OF
DISAPPOINTMENTS.
WHAT IS SHE -- 5?
PAST TIME SHE LEARNED.
>> Ben: LAND THE SHIP.
I'LL DISTRACT THEM.
>> Jetray: JETRAY!
HOLD IT. HOLD IT!
ANY OF YOU EVER HEARD OF...
BEN 10?
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> LOOK! LOOK -- IT'S HIM!
IT'S REALLY HIM!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
>> Ben: THAT'S RIGHT -- BEN 10.
AND I'VE COME ALL THIS WAY TO
TELL YOU THAT WAR JUST ISN'T
COOL.
>> WHAT?
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
>> Ben: SEE, WAR NEVER
ACCOMPLISHES ANYTHING.
IT'S POINTLESS, AND --
[ CROWD GROANS ]
>> GET HIM!
>> Ben: UH, GUYS?
[ GUNS COCK ]
HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET ROUGH,
HOW ABOUT A TASTE OF
HUMONGOUSAUR?!
[ BEEPING ]
>> Lodestar: LODESTAR!
OH, MAN.
THIS IS NO TIME TO SHAKE DOWN A
NEW GUY.
OW! OW, OW!
OW, OW!
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
CUT...IT...OUT!
[ WARBLING ]
>> WHOA!
>> UGH!
>> WHOA!
>> Lodestar: OW!
OW, OW, OW!
OW!
OH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
[ WARBLING ]
AS I WAS SAYING...
...AND YOU HAVE GOT TO SIT DOWN
WITH YOUR ENEMIES AND TALK TO
THEM.
THEY'RE HUMAN, TOO, YOU KNOW.
OR...WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS
ARE.
>> Gwen: IS THAT A NEW ONE?
>> Kevin: WHO KEEPS TRACK?
[ CLANK ]
[ WHISTLES ]
A REGENERATING POWER PACK.
>> HEY! FINDERS KEEPERS!
LET GO OF MY --
KEVIN!
LONG TIME NO SEE.
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?
>> Kevin: NO.
>> I WAS JUST GONNA CALL YOU.
I'LL HAVE THAT MONEY I OWE YOU
REAL SOON.
>> Kevin: UH-HUH.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO HERE, ARGIT?
>> NOTHING.
>> Kevin: ARGIT, WHAT'S THE
SCAM?!
>> OH...OKAY.
I WAS GONNA CUT YOU IN --
HONEST.
THESE GUYS -- THEY LEAVE THEIR
WEAPONS ALL OVER THE PLACE, SO I
SCOOP THEM UP, PAINT THEM BLUE,
AND SELL THEM TO THE OTHER GUYS.
LOW OVERHEAD, BIG PROFITS.
WHAT?
>> Kevin: YOUR OVERHEAD JUST
WENT UP.
COME ON.
>> Ben: OF COURSE I WANT TO HEAR
YOUR SIDE.
>> GOOD.
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT US ALL WRONG.
THEY ATTACKED US.
WE'RE ONLY DEFENDING OURSELVES.
>> Ben: REALLY?
>> SEE?
[ BEEPING ]
>> Spidermonkey: SPIDERMONKEY!
[ CHITTERING ]
>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE ALIEN
SPIDERMONKEYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> Spidermonkey: [ SCREECHES ]
ARE YOU THE GUY IN CHARGE?
>> I AM.
>> Spidermonkey: WE NEED TO
TALK.
>> I'M A MAN OF ACTION, NOT
TALK.
>> Spidermonkey: [ CHITTERS ]
AND LOOK WHERE IT'S GOTTEN YOU.
>> INDEED.
>> Spidermonkey: [ COUGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
>> LOOK WHERE IT'S GOTTEN ME.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Kevin: WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG,
ARGIT?
>> GIVE ME A BREAK, KEV.
I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
[ BLOWS ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
HERE YOU ARE, GENTLEMEN -- THE
FINEST BLASTERS MONEY CAN BUY.
MUCH APPRECIATED.
AND DEATH TO THE RED GUYS.
>> Kevin: ARGIT.
>> OOPS.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
HERE YOU GO, MY FRIENDS.
OOH. VERY NICE. THANK YOU.
AND DEATH TO THE RED --
UH, BLUE GUYS.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
I'M NOT EXPECTING ANYBODY.
>> Gwen: NICE LITTLE RACKET
YOU'VE GOT HERE.
>> Kevin: I CAN EXPLAIN.
>> Gwen: YOU'RE MAKING MONEY OFF
OTHER PEOPLE'S MISERY?
>> Kevin: OKAY, I DON'T HAVETO
EXPLAIN.
>> Gwen: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE
TO HELP BEN.
>> Kevin: GWEN, WHEN HAS BEN
EVER BEEN IN ANY TROUBLE HE
COULDN'T GET HIMSELF OUT OF?
>> DON'T YOU GET IT?
I AM NOT THE ENEMY.
[ SCREECHES ]
I BELIEVE IN PEACE.
LET ME TELL YOU WHO YOUR REAL
ENEMY IS.
IT'S WAR!
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
>> READY...
AIM...
>> Spidermonkey: [ MUFFLED
TALKING ]
>> WAIT!
THAT'S BEN 10!
I'M SURE OF IT!
[ CROWD GASPS, MURMURS ]
>> SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S
TALKING ABOUT.
FIRE!
>> Gwen: GET YOURSELF LOOSE!
I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER!
[ CROWD GASPS, MURMURS ]
>> YOU REALLY AREHIM.
SO...WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
>> OH! I KNOW!
LET'S EAT.
[ ALL MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
>> Ben: DO YOU GUYS ALWAYSEAT
LIKE THIS?
>> MMM.
MM.
WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR STRENGTH UP.
FOR THE WAR, YOU KNOW.
>> Ben: I'LL BET SHEDOESN'T EAT
LIKE THIS EVERY DAY.
>> UNFORTUNATELY, OUR CITIZENS
MUST SACRIFICE FOR THE WAR
EFFORT.
>> Ben: BUT IF THERE WASN'TA
WAR, SHE COULD EAT BETTER AND
MAYBE EVEN GO TO SCHOOL.
>> BEN 10, I HATE WAR, TOO, BUT
OUR NEIGHBORS KEEP ATTACKING US.
WE HAVE TO DEFEND OURSELVES!
>> Ben: BUT THEYSAY THE SAME
THING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
IF BOTH OF YOU ARE JUST
DEFENDING YOURSELVES, THERE
DOESN'T HAVE TO BEA WAR.
[ MUNCHING STOPS ]
>> HERE YOU GO, BOYS.
USE THEM IN GOOD HEALTH.
>> WAIT!
THEY DECLARED A TRUCE!
NO MORE FIGHTING!
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> THAT WAS THE BEST SCAM I EVER
WORKED.
>> Kevin: DON'T WORRY.
THEY'LL BE SHOOTING AT EACH
OTHER AGAIN IN NO TIME.
>> YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
>> I SAY HE WAS RED!
>> HE WAS BLUE!
I'D SAY ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT,
BUT OBVIOUSLY YOUDON'T!
>> RED!
>> BLUE!
>> RED!
>> BLUE!
>> RED!
>> BLUE!
>> Ben: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING
ABOUT?
>> ZAVIN, OF COURSE.
>> Ben: WHO?
>> HE WAS THE WISEST MAN WHO
EVER LIVED.
HE GAVE US OUR LAWS AND STUFF
LIKE THAT.
THERE'S HIS STATUE.
THEY MADE IT A REAL LONG TIME
AGO, AND ALL THE PAINT'S FADED
AWAY.
>> Ben: SO NO ONE CAN REMEMBER
IF HE WAS RED OR BLUE, RIGHT?
>> YOU'RE SO SMART.
THAT'S WHAT ALL THE FIGHTING'S
ABOUT.
>> SAY, DID YOU CALL ME AN
IDIOT?!
>> NO!
YOU'RE UNDERQUALIFIED!
YAAH!
>> AAH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Ben: HEY!
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
>> BUT YOU'RE BEN 10.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
>> Ben: THAT'S BETTER.
NOW, EVERYBODY SHAKE HANDS.
ALL RIGHT. I'LLSTART.
>> HA HA!
THERE! THAT PROVES IT!
YOU WERE WITH THEMALL ALONG!
>> Ben: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
>> YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
YOU TRIED TO SHAKE WITH YOUR
RIGHT HAND!
WE SHAKE WITH THE LEFT!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!
>> COME ON, MEN!
WE'VE GOT A WAR TO WIN!
>> DEATH TO THE BLUE GUYS.
AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, KEV.
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE TRUCE
NOT LASTING.
HOW'D YOU GET TO BE SO SMART?
>> Kevin: EXPERIENCE.
>> AW, COME ON!
CUT ME A LITTLE SLACK, WILL YA?
>> Kevin: WHY NOT?
WE'RE IN A GROWTH INDUSTRY,
AREN'T WE?
>> Ben: IF ONLY THEY HAD TALKED
TO EACH OTHER.
>> Gwen: SEEMS LIKE THEY WERE
DOING BETTER BEFORETHEY STARTED
TALKING.
>> Ben: TALKING'S NOT THE
PROBLEM.
IT'S LISTENING.
>> AND IT'S YOU, MY FELLOW
SOLDIERS, WHO ARE THE BULWARK
AGAINST THE HEATHEN BLUE HORDES,
WHO WRONGLY CLAIM OUR ZAVIN AS
THEIR OWN AND WHO WOULD HAVE OUR
CHILDREN IN SCHOOL WITH BLUE
TRASH!
IT IS YOU WHO --
[ CRASH ]
[ FEEDBACK ]
>> Swampfire: ENOUGH!
>> OH!
>> UGH!
>> HELP!
DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
>> Swampfire: NOBODY'S LEAVING
THIS CAVE UNTIL YOU WORK OUT A
PEACE TREATY.
>> IMPOSSIBLE!
>> THAT'S WHAT ITOLD HIM!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
UH, BEN 10?
>> Ben: THAT WAS FAST.
DID YOU WORK OUT SOMETHING?
>> UH, NO.
WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHEN LUNCH
IS.
>> Ben: THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
ANY LUNCH -- ORDINNER!
NOT TILL YOU TWO COME UP WITH A
PEACE TREATY!
>> YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
UH, E-E-EASY, BEN 10.
VIOLENCE NEVER ACCOMPLISHES
ANYTHING.
>> Ben: DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU
JUST SAID?!
>> HE MEANS RANDOMVIOLENCE.
WAR IS ORDERLYVIOLENCE.
>> Ben: ORDERLY VIOLENCE?!
>> WE NEEDWAR, BEN 10.
>> THAT'S RIGHT!
IT GIVES PEOPLE SOMETHING TO
BLAME THEIR PROBLEMS ON.
>> IF THEY CAN'T AFFORD HOUSES
OR FOOD OR SCHOOLS, IT'S THE
WAR'S FAULT.
>> IF THERE WERE NO WAR, THEY'D
BLAME USFOR ALL THAT.
>> EXACTLY.
SO, CAN WE GO NOW?
>> Ben: ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU TWO
HAVE EVER AGREED ON ANYTHING.
>> BUT I --
>> Ben: GET BACK IN THERE!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY
OUT OF HERE.
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
>> WHAT -- THIS?
IT'S JUST A CRYSTALLINE LIGHT.
>> YES, BUT I'VE GOT THIS.
>> BEN 10!
WE'VE COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
>> Ben: YES!
UGH!
AAH!
[ BEEP ]
>> Goop: OHH!
[ WHIRRING ]
>> Ben: I AM REALLY STARTING TO
HATE THOSE GUYS.
>> MEN, THIS FIGHT ISN'T ABOUT
LAND OR MONEY.
>> IT'S ABOUT OUR HONOR AND
PURITY.
>> AND ABOVE ALL, IT'S ABOUT THE
REPUTATION...
>> ...OF THE GREAT ZAVIN!
>> [ Deep voice ] WHAT A LOAD!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING SO YOU
WON'T HAVE TO FIX YOUR REAL
PROBLEMS.
>> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
CHARGE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Way Big: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO LISTEN TO ME.
A FEW DAYS AGO, I GOT A LETTER
FROM A LITTLE GIRL WHO LIVES
HERE.
DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE'S RED OR
BLUE.
ALL SHE WANTS IS FOR THE WAR TO
STOP.
MY FRIEND KEVIN SAID I'D NEVER
BE ABLE TO FIX EVERYTHING IN ONE
WEEKEND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE
WAS RIGHT.
SO I'VE MADE A DECISION.
I'M GOING TO STAY HERE AS LONG
AS IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU GUYS
COME TO YOUR SENSES.
I'VE GOT NOTHING BUT TIME.
OH, MAN!
>> GET HIM!
>> GET HIM!
>> Gwen: CHANGE INTO SOMETHING
SMALLER, OR YOU'LL NEVER LOSE
THEM!
>> GOT TO GIVE YOU PROPS, KEV.
PAINTING EVERYTHING WHITE SURE
SAVES TIME.
>> Kevin: AND MONEY.
>> WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST
FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN.
THE RED AND BLUE ARMIES HAVE
JUST ISSUED A JOINT DECLARATION
OF WAR ON THE ALIEN KNOWN AS
BEN 10.
>> HEY.
HEY, THAT'S YOUR FRIEND, ISN'T
IT?
>> Kevin: YEAH, I SUPPOSE IT IS.
>> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Kevin: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
GETTING OUT WHILE I CAN.
>> THAT'S GONNA BE TOO HEAVY.
WHY DON'T YOU LET MEHOLD ON TO
IT FOR YOU?
>> Kevin: [ LAUGHS ]
FUNNY.
>> IT WAS WORTH A TRY.
>> SHIP!
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Gwen: WE HAVE TO WAIT!
>> Ben: GWEN, I --
>> Kevin: BEN! GWEN!
>> Gwen: GRAB MY HAND!
>> Ben: ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS
HELP.
HOW COULD IT HAVE GONE SO WRONG?
>> Gwen: AT LEAST THEY'RE UNITED
NOW.
>> Ben: YEAH -- AGAINST ME.
>> Gwen: WELL, THERE IS THAT.
I GUESS MR. CYNICAL ISN'T
SURPRISED BY ANY OF THIS.
>> Kevin: [ SOBS ]
>> Gwen: KEVIN?
ARE YOU...CRYING?
OHHH.
YOU DOHAVE A HEART.
>> Kevin: [ SOBS ] YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT POOR PEOPLE HAVE
INSTEAD OF MONEY.
>> DEAR MR. BEN 10, I DON'T
HAVE A HOME NOW.
I HAVE TO WORK DOUBLE TIME AT
THE FACTORY.
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING I HATE
MORE THAN WAR.
YOU!
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
[ GASPS ]
[ GIGGLES ]