Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 4 - Fool's Gold - full transcript
Every seventeen years, the Midwest farm town of Walton hosts a mutually beneficial popcorn festival for extra-terrestrial college students on their equivalent "spring break." This year, one student goes missing and Max sends Ben's team to learn why. The town, in return for providing all the popcorn the aliens can eat while allowing them leeway for their ruckus, sometimes destructive antics, gets to keep all their poo (which is entirely twenty-four caret in nature). One townsman, going through hard times, opts to keep a student and all his droppings for himself, unaware of the dangers in feeding it things other than popcorn.
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ RUSTLING ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> PARTY!
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
[ THEME MUSIC ]
>> Ben: YOU WANT US TO GO WHERE?
>> Max: A LITTLE TOWN CALLED
WALTON.
EVERY 17 YEARS, COLLEGE STUDENTS
FROM ANOTHER PLANET LAND THERE
TO BLOW OFF STEAM FOR A WEEK.
>> Ben: ALIEN SPRING BREAK.
>> Max: RIGHT.
BUT THIS TIME, ONE OF THE ALIENS
HAS GONE MISSING.
I NEED YOU THREE TO GO FIND HIM.
>> Kevin: PODUNK TOWN IN THE
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
WHY DON'T ALIENS EVER GO MISSING
ANYPLACE FUN?
>> Gwen: THIS IS FARM COUNTRY.
WHAT ARE ALIENS EVEN DOING HERE?
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS
PLACE?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Kevin: HOOLIGANS.
HA, AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT,
AMATEURS.
>> Ben: OW!
STUBBED MY TOE.
>> Gwen: THEY LOOK LIKE, UM...
>> Kevin: POOP.
>> Gwen: SHINY POOP.
>> Kevin: [ SNIFFS ]
>> Gwen: KEVIN, DON'T.
>> Kevin: IT'S OKAY.
IT LOOKS LIKE GOLD.
>> Gwen: PLEASE DON'T DO IT.
>> Kevin: MMM, IT IS GOLD.
AND IT'S REAL.
>> Ben: SOLID-GOLD POOP.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
>> Kevin: SURE, THESE FARMERS
MUST BE ROLLING IN --
>> Gwen: KEVIN.
>> Kevin: I WAS GONNA SAY
"DOUGH"!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CAR CREAKS ]
>> Ben: WHOA!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Kevin: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY
RIDE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY ALIENS.
IT WAS SWAMP GAS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Gwen: PLEASE.
>> MASS HYSTERIA?
WEATHER BALLOONS?
>> Kevin: SAVE IT.
WE'RE PLUMBERS.
>> WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
WELCOME TO WALTON.
YOU HERE FOR THE
POPCORN FESTIVAL?
>> Ben: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH
THAT, ANYWAY?
>> WE MAKE THE BEST POPCORN IN
THE UNIVERSE.
ALIENS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE
STUFF.
EVERY 17 YEARS, THEY COME BACK.
BUT WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?
I'M MAYOR COLEMAN.
>> Ben: WHAT CAN YOU TELL US
ABOUT THE MISSING ALIEN?
>> MISSING ALIEN?
THERE'S NO MISSING ALIEN.
IF THERE WAS A MISSING ALIEN,
HE'S PROBABLY JUST RUNNING
AROUND, EATING POPCORN AND
HAVING FUN.
>> Gwen: UH-HUH, WE'RE STILL
GONNA HAVE TO LOOK AROUND.
>> BE MY GUEST, BUT I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING.
>> Gwen: BEN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO -- BEN?
[ MUNCHING ]
>> I HAVE HAD, LIKE, SO MUCH
POPCORN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> FARMER WAYNE JUST FILLED HIS
SWIMMING POOL WITH POPCORN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THE POOL'S GOT A DIVING BOARD!
COME ON, MAN!
>> Ben: COOL!
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
>> Kevin: YEAH, I'D BETTER GO
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
>> Gwen: WOULD YOU?
>> WERE YOU...
WERE YOU SENT BY MAX TENNYSON?
>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLED FOR
HELP?
>> MY NAME IS ORB.
MY MOM AND DAD TOLD ME THAT IF I
EVER GOT INTO ANY TROUBLE ON
EARTH, I SHOULD CALL
MAX TENNYSON.
>> Gwen: GOOD ADVICE.
THE MISSING ALIEN'S A FRIEND OF
YOURS?
>> MY BEST FRIEND.
HIS NAME'S DECKA.
ONE MOMENT, WE'RE STUFFING OUR
FACES WITH POPCORN.
THE NEXT MOMENT, HE'S GONE.
I'M WORRIED SICK.
>> Gwen: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING OF
HIS THAT I COULD USE TO TRACK
HIM?
A PIECE OF CLOTHING OR
SOMETHING?
>> NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT.
I'M SORRY.
>> Gwen: IT'S OKAY.
WE'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR FRIEND
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOOK FOR
HIM.
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
[ POPCORN CRUNCHES ]
>> Kevin: I'VE SEEN A LOT OF
STRANGE AND MESSED-UP THINGS.
>> Ben: HOW DOES THIS RANK?
>> Kevin: IT'S UP THERE.
>> Ben: I DON'T KNOW.
IT SEEMS PRETTY LAID-BACK FOR
SPRING BREAK.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Kevin: LAID-BACK?
>> Ben: COULD BE WORSE.
>> HOUSE-TIPPING!
EVERYBODY TIP THE HOUSE!
[ CHEERING ]
[ HOUSE CREAKING ]
>> Ben: OKAY, IT'S WORSE.
[ BEEPING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ BONES CREAK ]
>> Spidermonkey: SPIDERMONKEY!
[ SCREECHES ]
[ SCREECHES ]
>> Kevin: NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
>> Both: UGH!
>> Kevin: AMATEURS.
>> Spidermonkey: IS THAT ALL OF
THEM?
[ ALL GROANING ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC ]
[ SCREECHES ]
>> Kevin: WHOA!
>> UGH!
>> Kevin: UGH!
TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA DO
STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> AAH!
>> Kevin: BUSTED AT SPRING
BREAK.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
>> [ WHISTLES ]
YOU KIDS HAVE BEEN BUSY.
>> Ben: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
WITH THEM?
>> WELL, FOR STARTERS, LET THEM
GO.
>> Ben: BUT -- BUT LOOK WHAT
THEY DID!
>> AWW, POPCORN FESTIVAL'S ONLY
ONCE EVERY 17 YEARS.
NO ONE WANTS TO PRESS CHARGES.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE DAMAGE.
>> Ben: THEY DESTROYED THE FARM!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
BOYS WILL BE BOYS.
[ ALIENS LAUGH ]
NOW DON'T FORGET TO EAT LOTS OF
POPCORN!
>> Ben: THAT'S IT?
THEY LEVEL AN ENTIRE BUILDING
AND ALL YOU CAN TELL THEM IS,
"EAT LOTS OF POPCORN"?
>> NOW, DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD,
SON.
IT'S COMPLICATED.
>> Gwen: WHAT'S SO COMPLICATED?
THE ALIENS EAT POPCORN, THEN
THEY LEAVE BEHIND SOLID GOLD,
RIGHT?
THAT'S WHY THIS TOWN HAS SO MUCH
MONEY.
>> OKAY, YOU GOT US.
EVERY 17 YEARS, WE MAKE SOME
POPCORN, THEN SHOVEL UP THE
GOLD.
OUR ENTIRE ECONOMY'S BASED ON
ALIEN --
>> Kevin: [ Coughs ] POOP.
>> Gwen: WRONG ON SO MANY
LEVELS.
>> NOBODY WANTS TO BE PUNISHING
THE ALIEN KIDS, AND THE
FESTIVAL'S ALMOST OVER.
THEY'RE GONNA BE HEADING BACK TO
SCHOOL IN THE MORNING ANYWAY.
>> NOT ALL OF US.
I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE FIND
DECKA.
>> DECKA?
HE PROBABLY WENT HOME ALREADY.
LOOKING FOR HIM IS A WASTE OF
TIME.
>> Ben: ALL THE SAME, WE'RE
GONNA TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
>> Kevin: I'LL GO WITH BEN.
>> Gwen: KEVIN, ARE YOU AVOIDING
ME?
>> Kevin: NO, I JUST LOVE
HANGING OUT WITH YOUR COUSIN.
>> Ben: THAT'S THE SECOND TIME
YOU'VE DITCHED HER.
ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING?
>> Kevin: IF WE WERE, WOULD I
TALK ABOUT IT WITH YOU?
>> Ben: OKAY.
[ RUSTLING ]
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> YOUR FRIENDS ARE CAUSING
TROUBLE.
THEY KEEP ASKING ABOUT YOU.
>> PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME GO.
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME A HUGE
PILE OF GOLD.
>> BUT I'VE BEEN DOING IT!
I'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WEEK!
>> THAT LITTLE TINY BIT OF GOLD
AIN'T GONNA BE ENOUGH TO PAY OFF
MY DEBTS!
I'VE BEEN WAITING 17 YEARS FOR
YOUR KIND TO COME BACK, AND NOW,
I'M CASHING IN.
EAT!
>> I -- I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE!
>> THEN MAYBE I'LL JUST KEEP YOU
IN THAT THERE CAGE FOREVER!
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> MAYBE A CHANGE OF DIET WILL
HELP YOUR APPETITE.
Y'ALL COME BACK, NOW!
>> Ben: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> THE FESTIVAL IS OVER.
IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
[ ENGINES IGNITE ]
THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST POPCORN
FESTIVAL EVER.
>> Gwen: MAYBE THE MAYOR WAS
RIGHT.
MAYBE YOUR FRIEND WENT HOME.
>> WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY?
THAT'S NOT LIKE DECKA.
>> Ben: TWO SPACESHIPS LEFT.
ONE IS YOURS.
THE OTHER ONE MUST BE DECKA'S.
>> HE'S STILL HERE!
>> Gwen: AND WE HAVE SOMETHING
TO TRACK HIM WITH.
WHICH SHIP IS YOURS?
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
GOT HIM.
>> Ben: WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
USED TO BE IN THERE?
>> Gwen: IT'S THE MAYOR'S BARN.
LET'S FIND HIM AND ASK HIM.
>> Kevin: WON'T BE A PROBLEM
FINDING HIM.
I SEE YOU HIDING BACK THERE.
COME ON OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO
HURT --
[ ENERGY BLASTS ]
[ RICOCHET ]
SEE?
THIS IS WHY EVERYBODY HATES
POLITICIANS.
[ BEEP ]
[ ENERGY HUMMING ]
>> Goop: GOOP!
[ ENERGY BLASTS CONTINUE ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Kevin: BAD IDEA.
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
WHERE IS DECKA?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
>> Ben: DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I
CAN KEEP HIM OFF YOU.
BETTER START TALKING.
>> OKAY, I SNATCHED HIM!
>> Kevin: GOT GREEDY, HUH?
DECIDED TO HAVE YOUR OWN
PERSONAL GOLD MAKER.
[ LAUGHS ]
MAKE!
I'M FUNNY.
>> Gwen: I DON'T GET IT.
>> Kevin: LIKE, MAKEA NUMBER
TWO?
>> Gwen: REALLY?
THAT WAS THE WHOLE JOKE?
>> WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
DID YOU FEED HIM MEAT?
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T FEED HIM
MEAT!
>> Ben: WHY?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEAT?
>> FOR OUR SPECIES, EATING MEAT
IS BAD!
>> Kevin: HOW BAD WE TALKING
HERE?
>> [ SNARLS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ ROARS ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> DECKA, NO!
>> [ ROARING ]
[ WOOD CRUNCHES ]
[ BEEPING ]
>> Big Chill: BIG CHILL!
>> DON'T HURT HIM!
HE'S STILL MY BEST FRIEND!
>> Gwen: WE'LL TRY.
>> Kevin: SHE'LLTRY.
I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING.
>> [ ROARING CONTINUES ]
[ ICE CRACKLES ]
[ ICE CRACKS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ ROARS ]
>> Gwen: BEN!
>> Big Chill: I'VE GOT TO
REMEMBER TO GO INTANGIBLE.
>> Kevin: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE
YOUR FRIEND ATE ONE BAD PIECE OF
MEAT?
>> MY PEOPLE CAN'T EAT MEAT OR
WE REVERT INTO OUR PRIMAL
FORM -- A MINDLESS MONSTER.
>> Gwen: CAN WE CHANGE HIM BACK?
>> DON'T HAVE TO.
HE'LL ONLY STAY IN THAT FORM AS
LONG AS HE KEEPS EATING.
>> Big Chill: SO, GOOD NEWS.
>> Kevin: SURE.
GIVE US THE REST OF IT.
>> THE THING IS, THIS FORM IS
ONLY THE BEGINNING.
HE'S GOING TO CONSUME ALL THE
MEAT HE CAN FIND.
THEN, WHEN HE'S ENRICHED ENOUGH
FISSIONABLE MATERIAL, HE'S GOING
TO REPRODUCE.
>> Big Chill: MEANING?
>> HE'S GOING TO SPLIT INTO 100
IDENTICAL COPIES.
THEN THEY'LL GO OFF AND EAT
EVERYTHING THEY CAN FIND!
>> Big Chill: HOW MANY TIMES CAN
HE DO THAT?
>> EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO
MARS?
IT USED TO BE CALLED
THE POPCORN PLANET.
[ AIR WOOSHES ]
CAREFUL!
ONE WRONG STEP, AND IT COULD BE
YOUR LAST!
>> Big Chill: WHAT?
DON'T STEP ON THE GOLD?
>> GOLD IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE
EAT POPCORN.
IN THAT FORM, HIS WASTE IS
URANIUM 1412.
>> Kevin: UNSTABLE RADIOACTIVE
POOP?
>> YES, SO WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T STEP IN THE URANIUM!
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
>> Kevin: WHO-A-A-A!
[ GROANING ]
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Gwen: ARE YOU HURT?
>> Kevin: NO.
I LIKE BEING BLOWN UP.
WHOA!
UGH!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Big Chill: I THOUGHT HE WAS
GOING TO LOOK FOR MEAT.
HE'S AT THE POWER PLANT.
>> OOH, BAD.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
HE'S ABSORBING THE POWER!
ONCE HE'S GOT ENOUGH ENERGY,
HE'S GOING TO DIVIDE!
>> Big Chill: GOT AN IDEA.
>> [ ROARING ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ ICE CREAKING ]
[ CRACKLING STOPS ]
[ ROARS ]
>> Gwen: WE CUT OFF THE POWER,
BUT IT'S STILL HUNGRY!
NOW WHAT?
>> GET ME CLOSE ENOUGH TO TALK
TO HIM!
MAYBE I CAN REASON WITH HIM!
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
DECKA, IT'S ME, ORB!
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
THIS ISN'T YOU!
THE MEAT HAS POISONED YOUR MIND.
I KNOW MY BEST FRIEND IS INSIDE
FIGHTING TO TAKE CONTROL.
PLEASE FIGHT IT.
FIGHT IT, AND WE CAN GO HOME!
HEY!
>> [ ROARS ]
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
>> Gwen: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
IDEAS?
>> YES -- EVACUATE THE PLANET.
>> Big Chill: YOUR SPECIES ISN'T
SUPPOSED TO EAT MEAT.
WHAT ELSE CAN'T YOU EAT?
>> UH, SOME HEAVY METALS,
LANTHANIDES, FLUORINE, SILICON,
CHICKEN NUGGETS --
>> Big Chill: BACK UP.
WHAT ABOUT SILICON?
>> SILICON? IT'S POISONOUS.
>> Big Chill: OKAY.
WHATEVER HAPPENS, STAY BACK.
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
>> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO!
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
>> [ ROARING ]
>> Echo Echo: COME ON!
BITE ME!
>> OH, NO!
>> Echo Echo: BITE ME!
BITE ME!
BITE ME!
>> Gwen: THE ECHO ECHOES ARE
MADE OF SILICON.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> [ BELCHES ]
>> Echo Echo: [ GRUNTING ]
>> [ GAGS ]
[ VOMITS ]
>> Echo Echo: [ SCREAMING ]
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
>> Ben: THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
>> Together: EW!
>> [ BELCHES ]
>> YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
>> Ben: SORRY THAT THIS
HAPPENED.
WE'LL MAKE SURE THE MAYOR IS
PUNISHED.
>> YOUR WHOLE WORTHLESS PLANET
SHOULD BE PUNISHED!
COME ON, ORB.
I AM TELLING EVERYONE.
WE ARE NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS
DUMP AGAIN!
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
[ ENGINES IGNITE ]
>> Gwen: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Kevin: DO WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT IT?
>> Gwen: NOT IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO.
>> Kevin: HERE.
THIS IS FROM...
>> Gwen: THAT DAY AT THE PIER.
>> Kevin: WANTED YOU TO HAVE
SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME THE WAY
I USED TO BE.
>> Gwen: KEVIN, YOU KNOW I DON'T
CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
>> Kevin: MAYBE NOT, BUT I DO.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Ben: COME ON, MR. SMOOTHY!
♪♪♪
[ EXPLOSIONS ]
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ RUSTLING ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> PARTY!
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
[ THEME MUSIC ]
>> Ben: YOU WANT US TO GO WHERE?
>> Max: A LITTLE TOWN CALLED
WALTON.
EVERY 17 YEARS, COLLEGE STUDENTS
FROM ANOTHER PLANET LAND THERE
TO BLOW OFF STEAM FOR A WEEK.
>> Ben: ALIEN SPRING BREAK.
>> Max: RIGHT.
BUT THIS TIME, ONE OF THE ALIENS
HAS GONE MISSING.
I NEED YOU THREE TO GO FIND HIM.
>> Kevin: PODUNK TOWN IN THE
MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
WHY DON'T ALIENS EVER GO MISSING
ANYPLACE FUN?
>> Gwen: THIS IS FARM COUNTRY.
WHAT ARE ALIENS EVEN DOING HERE?
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS
PLACE?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Kevin: HOOLIGANS.
HA, AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT,
AMATEURS.
>> Ben: OW!
STUBBED MY TOE.
>> Gwen: THEY LOOK LIKE, UM...
>> Kevin: POOP.
>> Gwen: SHINY POOP.
>> Kevin: [ SNIFFS ]
>> Gwen: KEVIN, DON'T.
>> Kevin: IT'S OKAY.
IT LOOKS LIKE GOLD.
>> Gwen: PLEASE DON'T DO IT.
>> Kevin: MMM, IT IS GOLD.
AND IT'S REAL.
>> Ben: SOLID-GOLD POOP.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
>> Kevin: SURE, THESE FARMERS
MUST BE ROLLING IN --
>> Gwen: KEVIN.
>> Kevin: I WAS GONNA SAY
"DOUGH"!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CAR CREAKS ]
>> Ben: WHOA!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Kevin: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY
RIDE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY ALIENS.
IT WAS SWAMP GAS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Gwen: PLEASE.
>> MASS HYSTERIA?
WEATHER BALLOONS?
>> Kevin: SAVE IT.
WE'RE PLUMBERS.
>> WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
WELCOME TO WALTON.
YOU HERE FOR THE
POPCORN FESTIVAL?
>> Ben: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH
THAT, ANYWAY?
>> WE MAKE THE BEST POPCORN IN
THE UNIVERSE.
ALIENS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE
STUFF.
EVERY 17 YEARS, THEY COME BACK.
BUT WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?
I'M MAYOR COLEMAN.
>> Ben: WHAT CAN YOU TELL US
ABOUT THE MISSING ALIEN?
>> MISSING ALIEN?
THERE'S NO MISSING ALIEN.
IF THERE WAS A MISSING ALIEN,
HE'S PROBABLY JUST RUNNING
AROUND, EATING POPCORN AND
HAVING FUN.
>> Gwen: UH-HUH, WE'RE STILL
GONNA HAVE TO LOOK AROUND.
>> BE MY GUEST, BUT I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING.
>> Gwen: BEN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO -- BEN?
[ MUNCHING ]
>> I HAVE HAD, LIKE, SO MUCH
POPCORN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> FARMER WAYNE JUST FILLED HIS
SWIMMING POOL WITH POPCORN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THE POOL'S GOT A DIVING BOARD!
COME ON, MAN!
>> Ben: COOL!
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
>> Kevin: YEAH, I'D BETTER GO
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
>> Gwen: WOULD YOU?
>> WERE YOU...
WERE YOU SENT BY MAX TENNYSON?
>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLED FOR
HELP?
>> MY NAME IS ORB.
MY MOM AND DAD TOLD ME THAT IF I
EVER GOT INTO ANY TROUBLE ON
EARTH, I SHOULD CALL
MAX TENNYSON.
>> Gwen: GOOD ADVICE.
THE MISSING ALIEN'S A FRIEND OF
YOURS?
>> MY BEST FRIEND.
HIS NAME'S DECKA.
ONE MOMENT, WE'RE STUFFING OUR
FACES WITH POPCORN.
THE NEXT MOMENT, HE'S GONE.
I'M WORRIED SICK.
>> Gwen: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING OF
HIS THAT I COULD USE TO TRACK
HIM?
A PIECE OF CLOTHING OR
SOMETHING?
>> NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT.
I'M SORRY.
>> Gwen: IT'S OKAY.
WE'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR FRIEND
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOOK FOR
HIM.
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
[ POPCORN CRUNCHES ]
>> Kevin: I'VE SEEN A LOT OF
STRANGE AND MESSED-UP THINGS.
>> Ben: HOW DOES THIS RANK?
>> Kevin: IT'S UP THERE.
>> Ben: I DON'T KNOW.
IT SEEMS PRETTY LAID-BACK FOR
SPRING BREAK.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Kevin: LAID-BACK?
>> Ben: COULD BE WORSE.
>> HOUSE-TIPPING!
EVERYBODY TIP THE HOUSE!
[ CHEERING ]
[ HOUSE CREAKING ]
>> Ben: OKAY, IT'S WORSE.
[ BEEPING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ BONES CREAK ]
>> Spidermonkey: SPIDERMONKEY!
[ SCREECHES ]
[ SCREECHES ]
>> Kevin: NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
>> Both: UGH!
>> Kevin: AMATEURS.
>> Spidermonkey: IS THAT ALL OF
THEM?
[ ALL GROANING ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC ]
[ SCREECHES ]
>> Kevin: WHOA!
>> UGH!
>> Kevin: UGH!
TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA DO
STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> AAH!
>> Kevin: BUSTED AT SPRING
BREAK.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE.
>> [ WHISTLES ]
YOU KIDS HAVE BEEN BUSY.
>> Ben: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
WITH THEM?
>> WELL, FOR STARTERS, LET THEM
GO.
>> Ben: BUT -- BUT LOOK WHAT
THEY DID!
>> AWW, POPCORN FESTIVAL'S ONLY
ONCE EVERY 17 YEARS.
NO ONE WANTS TO PRESS CHARGES.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE DAMAGE.
>> Ben: THEY DESTROYED THE FARM!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
BOYS WILL BE BOYS.
[ ALIENS LAUGH ]
NOW DON'T FORGET TO EAT LOTS OF
POPCORN!
>> Ben: THAT'S IT?
THEY LEVEL AN ENTIRE BUILDING
AND ALL YOU CAN TELL THEM IS,
"EAT LOTS OF POPCORN"?
>> NOW, DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD,
SON.
IT'S COMPLICATED.
>> Gwen: WHAT'S SO COMPLICATED?
THE ALIENS EAT POPCORN, THEN
THEY LEAVE BEHIND SOLID GOLD,
RIGHT?
THAT'S WHY THIS TOWN HAS SO MUCH
MONEY.
>> OKAY, YOU GOT US.
EVERY 17 YEARS, WE MAKE SOME
POPCORN, THEN SHOVEL UP THE
GOLD.
OUR ENTIRE ECONOMY'S BASED ON
ALIEN --
>> Kevin: [ Coughs ] POOP.
>> Gwen: WRONG ON SO MANY
LEVELS.
>> NOBODY WANTS TO BE PUNISHING
THE ALIEN KIDS, AND THE
FESTIVAL'S ALMOST OVER.
THEY'RE GONNA BE HEADING BACK TO
SCHOOL IN THE MORNING ANYWAY.
>> NOT ALL OF US.
I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE FIND
DECKA.
>> DECKA?
HE PROBABLY WENT HOME ALREADY.
LOOKING FOR HIM IS A WASTE OF
TIME.
>> Ben: ALL THE SAME, WE'RE
GONNA TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
>> Kevin: I'LL GO WITH BEN.
>> Gwen: KEVIN, ARE YOU AVOIDING
ME?
>> Kevin: NO, I JUST LOVE
HANGING OUT WITH YOUR COUSIN.
>> Ben: THAT'S THE SECOND TIME
YOU'VE DITCHED HER.
ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING?
>> Kevin: IF WE WERE, WOULD I
TALK ABOUT IT WITH YOU?
>> Ben: OKAY.
[ RUSTLING ]
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> YOUR FRIENDS ARE CAUSING
TROUBLE.
THEY KEEP ASKING ABOUT YOU.
>> PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME GO.
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME A HUGE
PILE OF GOLD.
>> BUT I'VE BEEN DOING IT!
I'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WEEK!
>> THAT LITTLE TINY BIT OF GOLD
AIN'T GONNA BE ENOUGH TO PAY OFF
MY DEBTS!
I'VE BEEN WAITING 17 YEARS FOR
YOUR KIND TO COME BACK, AND NOW,
I'M CASHING IN.
EAT!
>> I -- I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE!
>> THEN MAYBE I'LL JUST KEEP YOU
IN THAT THERE CAGE FOREVER!
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> MAYBE A CHANGE OF DIET WILL
HELP YOUR APPETITE.
Y'ALL COME BACK, NOW!
>> Ben: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> THE FESTIVAL IS OVER.
IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
[ ENGINES IGNITE ]
THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST POPCORN
FESTIVAL EVER.
>> Gwen: MAYBE THE MAYOR WAS
RIGHT.
MAYBE YOUR FRIEND WENT HOME.
>> WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY?
THAT'S NOT LIKE DECKA.
>> Ben: TWO SPACESHIPS LEFT.
ONE IS YOURS.
THE OTHER ONE MUST BE DECKA'S.
>> HE'S STILL HERE!
>> Gwen: AND WE HAVE SOMETHING
TO TRACK HIM WITH.
WHICH SHIP IS YOURS?
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
GOT HIM.
>> Ben: WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
USED TO BE IN THERE?
>> Gwen: IT'S THE MAYOR'S BARN.
LET'S FIND HIM AND ASK HIM.
>> Kevin: WON'T BE A PROBLEM
FINDING HIM.
I SEE YOU HIDING BACK THERE.
COME ON OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO
HURT --
[ ENERGY BLASTS ]
[ RICOCHET ]
SEE?
THIS IS WHY EVERYBODY HATES
POLITICIANS.
[ BEEP ]
[ ENERGY HUMMING ]
>> Goop: GOOP!
[ ENERGY BLASTS CONTINUE ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Kevin: BAD IDEA.
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
WHERE IS DECKA?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
>> Ben: DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I
CAN KEEP HIM OFF YOU.
BETTER START TALKING.
>> OKAY, I SNATCHED HIM!
>> Kevin: GOT GREEDY, HUH?
DECIDED TO HAVE YOUR OWN
PERSONAL GOLD MAKER.
[ LAUGHS ]
MAKE!
I'M FUNNY.
>> Gwen: I DON'T GET IT.
>> Kevin: LIKE, MAKEA NUMBER
TWO?
>> Gwen: REALLY?
THAT WAS THE WHOLE JOKE?
>> WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
DID YOU FEED HIM MEAT?
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T FEED HIM
MEAT!
>> Ben: WHY?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEAT?
>> FOR OUR SPECIES, EATING MEAT
IS BAD!
>> Kevin: HOW BAD WE TALKING
HERE?
>> [ SNARLS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ ROARS ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> DECKA, NO!
>> [ ROARING ]
[ WOOD CRUNCHES ]
[ BEEPING ]
>> Big Chill: BIG CHILL!
>> DON'T HURT HIM!
HE'S STILL MY BEST FRIEND!
>> Gwen: WE'LL TRY.
>> Kevin: SHE'LLTRY.
I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING.
>> [ ROARING CONTINUES ]
[ ICE CRACKLES ]
[ ICE CRACKS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ ROARS ]
>> Gwen: BEN!
>> Big Chill: I'VE GOT TO
REMEMBER TO GO INTANGIBLE.
>> Kevin: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE
YOUR FRIEND ATE ONE BAD PIECE OF
MEAT?
>> MY PEOPLE CAN'T EAT MEAT OR
WE REVERT INTO OUR PRIMAL
FORM -- A MINDLESS MONSTER.
>> Gwen: CAN WE CHANGE HIM BACK?
>> DON'T HAVE TO.
HE'LL ONLY STAY IN THAT FORM AS
LONG AS HE KEEPS EATING.
>> Big Chill: SO, GOOD NEWS.
>> Kevin: SURE.
GIVE US THE REST OF IT.
>> THE THING IS, THIS FORM IS
ONLY THE BEGINNING.
HE'S GOING TO CONSUME ALL THE
MEAT HE CAN FIND.
THEN, WHEN HE'S ENRICHED ENOUGH
FISSIONABLE MATERIAL, HE'S GOING
TO REPRODUCE.
>> Big Chill: MEANING?
>> HE'S GOING TO SPLIT INTO 100
IDENTICAL COPIES.
THEN THEY'LL GO OFF AND EAT
EVERYTHING THEY CAN FIND!
>> Big Chill: HOW MANY TIMES CAN
HE DO THAT?
>> EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO
MARS?
IT USED TO BE CALLED
THE POPCORN PLANET.
[ AIR WOOSHES ]
CAREFUL!
ONE WRONG STEP, AND IT COULD BE
YOUR LAST!
>> Big Chill: WHAT?
DON'T STEP ON THE GOLD?
>> GOLD IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE
EAT POPCORN.
IN THAT FORM, HIS WASTE IS
URANIUM 1412.
>> Kevin: UNSTABLE RADIOACTIVE
POOP?
>> YES, SO WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T STEP IN THE URANIUM!
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
>> Kevin: WHO-A-A-A!
[ GROANING ]
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Gwen: ARE YOU HURT?
>> Kevin: NO.
I LIKE BEING BLOWN UP.
WHOA!
UGH!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Big Chill: I THOUGHT HE WAS
GOING TO LOOK FOR MEAT.
HE'S AT THE POWER PLANT.
>> OOH, BAD.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
HE'S ABSORBING THE POWER!
ONCE HE'S GOT ENOUGH ENERGY,
HE'S GOING TO DIVIDE!
>> Big Chill: GOT AN IDEA.
>> [ ROARING ]
[ AIR HISSES ]
[ ICE CREAKING ]
[ CRACKLING STOPS ]
[ ROARS ]
>> Gwen: WE CUT OFF THE POWER,
BUT IT'S STILL HUNGRY!
NOW WHAT?
>> GET ME CLOSE ENOUGH TO TALK
TO HIM!
MAYBE I CAN REASON WITH HIM!
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
DECKA, IT'S ME, ORB!
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
THIS ISN'T YOU!
THE MEAT HAS POISONED YOUR MIND.
I KNOW MY BEST FRIEND IS INSIDE
FIGHTING TO TAKE CONTROL.
PLEASE FIGHT IT.
FIGHT IT, AND WE CAN GO HOME!
HEY!
>> [ ROARS ]
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
>> Gwen: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
IDEAS?
>> YES -- EVACUATE THE PLANET.
>> Big Chill: YOUR SPECIES ISN'T
SUPPOSED TO EAT MEAT.
WHAT ELSE CAN'T YOU EAT?
>> UH, SOME HEAVY METALS,
LANTHANIDES, FLUORINE, SILICON,
CHICKEN NUGGETS --
>> Big Chill: BACK UP.
WHAT ABOUT SILICON?
>> SILICON? IT'S POISONOUS.
>> Big Chill: OKAY.
WHATEVER HAPPENS, STAY BACK.
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
>> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO!
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
>> [ ROARING ]
>> Echo Echo: COME ON!
BITE ME!
>> OH, NO!
>> Echo Echo: BITE ME!
BITE ME!
BITE ME!
>> Gwen: THE ECHO ECHOES ARE
MADE OF SILICON.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> [ BELCHES ]
>> Echo Echo: [ GRUNTING ]
>> [ GAGS ]
[ VOMITS ]
>> Echo Echo: [ SCREAMING ]
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
>> Ben: THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
>> Together: EW!
>> [ BELCHES ]
>> YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
>> Ben: SORRY THAT THIS
HAPPENED.
WE'LL MAKE SURE THE MAYOR IS
PUNISHED.
>> YOUR WHOLE WORTHLESS PLANET
SHOULD BE PUNISHED!
COME ON, ORB.
I AM TELLING EVERYONE.
WE ARE NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS
DUMP AGAIN!
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ]
[ ENGINES IGNITE ]
>> Gwen: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Kevin: DO WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT IT?
>> Gwen: NOT IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO.
>> Kevin: HERE.
THIS IS FROM...
>> Gwen: THAT DAY AT THE PIER.
>> Kevin: WANTED YOU TO HAVE
SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME THE WAY
I USED TO BE.
>> Gwen: KEVIN, YOU KNOW I DON'T
CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
>> Kevin: MAYBE NOT, BUT I DO.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Ben: COME ON, MR. SMOOTHY!
♪♪♪