Ben 10: Alien Force (2008–2010): Season 3, Episode 3 - Inferno - full transcript
The earth swallows up an oil rig with a bang, and the sudden appearance of unfamiliar animals follows. Max sends the team to investigate, who finds a herd of pyroxovores (rock-eating gophers roughly the size, pattern and temperament of Holstein cows) owed by a weird hermit named Mouldywarp. Their subterranean lives have recently been troubled by an interloper in the area literally heating things up. Vulkanus, bearing a permit giving him legal permission, labors to turn Earth into a lava-filled landscape to match his home planet. With a bomb set to crack the Earth's core, the Omnitrix on the fritz, and a countdown running, Ben and friends scramble to stop him.
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
[ METAL CLANKING ]
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
[ RUMBLING IN DISTANCE ]
>> THIS IS DODGE AT PUMP 32.
NOTHING NEW...
AS USUAL.
[ CRASHING ]
WHAT THE --
[ ANIMAL MOANING ]
[ ANIMALS MOANING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
COME ON! COME ON!
[ SPUTTERING CONTINUES ]
[ ANIMALS MOANING, GROWLING ]
[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]
>> Ben: ARE WE THERE YET?
>> Gwen: [ SNORING ]
>> Kevin: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT?
>> Ben: I'M JUST SAYING WE
SHOULD HURRY.
GRANDPA MAX WANTS US TO CHECK
OUT THOSE THINGS.
>> Kevin: ANOTHER HALF-HOUR --
LESS IF I KICK IN THE RAM JETS.
>> Ben: YOU HAVE RAM JETS?
>> Gwen: NO RAM JETS.
TRYING TO SLEEP.
[ BEEPING ]
KEVIN?
>> Kevin: SPEED TRAP COMING UP.
HIGHWAY PATROLMAN WITH A RADAR
GUN.
>> Ben: WE'RE ON DUTY.
CAN YOU DO SOMETHING?
>> Kevin: CAN I DO SOMETHING?
[ BEEP ]
>> [ SNORING ]
[ RADAR GUN BEEPING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ANIMALS MOANING ]
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
>> Gwen: CLOAKING FIELD GIVES ME
A HEADACHE.
>> Kevin: SPEEDING TICKETS GIVE
MEA HEADACHE.
[ ANIMALS MOANING ]
>> Ben: WELL, THAT'S UNNERVING.
>> Kevin: SO? WHAT'S THE BIG
DEAL IF THEY EAT A FEW ROCKS?
>> Ben: LOOKED IN A MIRROR
LATELY?
>> Ben: PRETTY COOL.
I.D. MASK?
[ THUD ]
WELL, YOU LOOKHUMAN, ANYWAY.
>> Kevin: MAYBE NOW'S NOT THE
TIME FOR THAT.
>> Gwen: BUT YOU STILL WANT TO
STAY AWAY FROM THOSE THINGS.
>> Ben: YEAH, THEY'LL HAVE YOU
FOR LUNCH.
HERO TIME!
HUMONGOUSAUR!
HUMONGOUSAUR!
HUMONGOUSAUR! HUMONGOUSAUR!
HUMONGOUSAUR! UGH!
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]
BEN, WHERE ARE YOU?!
BEN!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ SNIFFING ]
>> Kevin: OW!
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
>> Ben: WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.
>> Brainstorm: BRAINSTORM?
BEWILDERING.
[ CRACKING ]
>> Gwen: [ GRUNTS ]
CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE!
WHOA!
>> Kevin: THOSE COW THINGS BIT
ME!
>> Brainstorm: PRECISELY WHY I
CHOSE TO SURROUND THEM WITH THE
METAL RAILS.
I OBSERVED THAT THEY ONLY EAT
STONE.
>> Kevin: LUCKY ME.
>> Max: THOSE ARE PYROXOVORS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE IN YEARS.
>> Kevin: HOW COME WE NEVER
HEARD OF THEM?
>> Max: KID, THERE'S LOTS OF
SPECIES HERE ON EARTH YOU WON'T
FIND IN ANY BOOK.
THAT'S WHERE FAIRY TALES COME
FROM.
UNICORNS, TROLLS, PIXIES --
THEY'RE ALL REAL.
>> Kevin: EVEN BIGFOOT?
>> Max: [ CHUCKLES ]
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
THAT'S A GUY IN A SUIT.
>> Gwen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT DROVE
THEM TO THE SURFACE?
>> Max: I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING SCARED THEM OR MADE
IT TOO UNCOMFORTABLE TO STAY
UNDERGROUND.
>> Kevin: THEY'RE WALKING TANKS.
WHAT COULD MAKE THEM
UNCOMFORTABLE?
>> Ben: LET'S GO FIND OUT.
[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]
>> Gwen: HOW FAR DOES THIS GO?
>> Kevin: I DON'T KNOW, BUT THIS
IS AS FAR AS WEGO.
END OF THE ROAD.
>> Ben: NOW WHAT?
[ RUMBLING, CRACKING ]
>> Kevin: YOU HAD TO ASK.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Ben: I'LL TURN INTO JETRAY
AND SLOW US DOWN!
>> Kevin: YOU'LL DENT THE ROOF!
[ BEEP ]
[ ALL GRUNT ]
>> Gwen: PLAN "B"?
>> Kevin: I GOT ONE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Ben: COOL!
>> Kevin: YEAH, BUT THAT CAN'T
BE GOOD FOR THE SUSPENSION.
>> Ben: THE CAR WON'T FIT.
WE'LL HAVE TO GO ON FOOT.
>> Gwen: THERE MUST BE ANOTHER
WAY.
>> Kevin: [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT, ARE YOU CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
>> Gwen: I AM SO NOT
CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
I-I JUST CAN'T STAND BEING IN
TIGHT, CLOSE SPACES, OKAY?
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
>> Ben: I'LL GO FIRST.
DARK.
>> Kevin: NO PROBLEM.
"TNT."
>> Gwen: [ BLOWS ]
>> Kevin: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT
FOR?
>> Ben: [ BLOWS ]
>> Kevin: CUT IT OUT!
>> Ben: YOUCUT IT OUT!
THE ROOM'S FILLED WITH DYNAMITE!
YOU ALMOST BLEW US UP!
>> Kevin: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO
KNOW?
>> Ben: I DON'T KNOW.
READING?
>> Gwen: I'LL HANDLE THE
LIGHTING.
[ CLATTERING ]
>> Ben: MOVE!
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Ben: FIND SOME COVER.
>> Gwen: I'LL MAKESOME COVER.
THERE HE GOES!
>> Ben: NO, HE DOESN'T!
>> Big Chill: BIG CHILL!
>> AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Big Chill: COOL DOWN, OR I'LL
DO IT FOR YOU.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
AS SOON AS YOU LET ME GO, I'M
A-BLOWIN' YOU UP!
>> Big Chill: SURE, YOU WILL.
>> IT'S POS-- AAH!
>> Ben: DON'T BE AFRAID.
IT'S STILL ME.
>> NOT REALLY HELPIN', SONNY!
YOU'RE STILL UGLY AS ALL
GET-OUT!
>> Kevin: WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
OLD-TIMER?
>> MOLDYWARP!
>> Ben: THAT'S WHAT YOUR FRIENDS
CALL YOU?
>> FRIENDS?!
[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T GOT NO FRIENDS!
>> Gwen: YOU'RE THE LAST OF YOUR
KIND.
>> NO SUCH LUCK!
UNDERWORLD IS CRAWLIN' WITH
FOLKS LIKE ME.
I JUST DON'T LIKE 'EM MUCH!
AND THEY DON'T LIKE ME!
>> Kevin: YOU DON'T SAY.
>> Ben: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
ALL THE EXPLOSIVES?
>> OH, I'VE BEEN STEALIN' THAT
STUFF FROM THE SURFACE-DWELLERS
FOR YEARS!
>> Gwen: SOME OF THIS LOOKS
PRETTY OLD.
>> IT IS!
TNT, BLASTIN' CAPS,
NITROGLYCERINE!
PRIMITIVE, BUT THEY SURE GET THE
JOB DONE!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Ben: WHAT JOB IS THAT?
>> PROTECTIN' MY HERD!
>> Ben: YOUR HERD?
>> YEAH! THE PYROXOVORS!
REAL BEAUTIES, AIN'T THEY?
>> Kevin: THEY TRIED TO EAT MY
HAND.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T LET 'EM DO
THAT.
>> Kevin: UH-HUH.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
WE SHOULD DITCH.
>> I HEARD YOU!
>> Gwen: WHY WERE YOU THROWING
ROCKS AT US, MOLDYWARP?
>> I COULDN'T GET TO MY
EXPLOSIVES.
THAT'S WHAT I MOSTLY USE ON THE
OTHER FELLA!
>> Ben: WHAT OTHER FELLA?
>> THE CLAIM JUMPER!
DON'T YOU KNOW NOTHIN'?!
>> Gwen: NO, NOT SO FAR.
NO WONDER THE PYROXOVORS CAME TO
THE SURFACE.
IT'S LIKE A FURNACE DOWN HERE.
>> Ben: IS IT ALWAYS THIS HOT?
>> NO!
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO
FIX.
IT'S ONLY BEEN HOT SINCE ALL
THAT MAGMA STARTED SEEPIN' UP.
>> Ben: MAGMA?
WHOA.
[ GUARDS CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: WHO DARES INTRUDE
ON THE LAIR OF THE -- OH, NOT
YOU AGAIN!
>> AH! SO YOU DOKNOW HIM!
>> Kevin: VOLCANUS?
YEAH, WE KNOW HIM.
WE DON'T LIKE HIM, THOUGH.
>> Volcanus: THE FEELING IS
MUTUAL.
DESTROY THEM!
[ GUARDS CHATTERING ]
>> Ben: COME ON.
WE HAMMERED THESE LOSERS LAST
TIME.
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!
[ METAL CLANKING ]
>> Gwen: YOU HAD TO ASK.
[ METAL CLANKING ]
>> Ben: WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE
HERE, OKAY?
>> Gwen: AND, BY THE WAY, WHY
AREYOU HERE?
>> Volcanus: REMEMBER ALL THAT
TAEDENITE THAT I TOOK OFF OF
YOU?
>> Kevin: YEAH. I REMEMBER.
>> Volcanus: WELL, IT WAS WORTH
A FORTUNE.
AND YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW I
SPENT IT WISELY.
SEE, THIS IS MYPLANET NOW.
I FILED A CLAIM, PAID THE FEES,
THE WHOLE BIT.
COMPLETELY LEGAL.
>> Ben: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN --
"PLANETARY RENOVATION PERMIT"?
>> Volcanus: EXACTLY WHAT IT
SAYS!
I GET TO CHANGE THE ATMOSPHERE,
THE TERRAIN, THE OCEANS ANY WAY
I WANT.
>> Gwen: THAT'S WHAT THE BOMB'S
FOR!
>> Volcanus: YEP!
I DROP IT DOWN THE SHAFT, IT
EXPLODES IN THE MAGMA AT THE
CENTER OF THE EARTH, AND BEFORE
YOU KNOW IT, I HAVE ALL THE
COMFORTS OF HOME.
>> Kevin: WAIT. HOME?
WHERE YOU COME FROM, ON A COOL
DAY, IT'S 850 DEGREES.
>> Volcanus: UH-HUH.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU THOUGHT IWAS CRAZY!
>> Ben: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>> Volcanus: OF COURSE I CAN!
WATCH.
[ BEEPING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
>> Ben: YOU HANDLE THE RUNTS AND
THE ROBOTS.
I'LL STOP VOLCANUS.
>> YEE-HAW!
I WAS HOPIN' WE'D GET TO SOME
FIGHTIN'!
>> Volcanus: SOMEBODY DO
SOMETHING ABOUT HER!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Gwen: HARSH.
>> I BLOWS 'EM UP ALL THE TIME.
I THINK THEY LIKE IT.
>> Gwen: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Ben: IT'S HERO TIME, TIN MAN!
MAYBE MY WATCH IS FAST.
[ CRACKING ]
>> Gwen: [ GRUNTING ]
BEN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
>> Ben: MAYBE IT'S THE HEAT!
WHOA!
>> Gwen: MAYBE YOU'RE DOING IT
WRONG!
AAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> NOW GET THAT VARMINT!
>> Spidermonkey: SPIDERMONKEY!
[ CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: HUH?!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Spidermonkey: STOP THE
COUNTDOWN.
>> Volcanus: MAKE ME!
STAY PUT, WILL YOU?!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> Volcanus: [ ROARS ]
>> Spidermonkey: [ CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
I'M STUCK!
>> Spidermonkey: I KNOW.
I STUCK YOU.
NOW...STOP THE COUNTDOWN.
I SAID STOP IT, NOT SPEED IT UP!
>> Volcanus: MY MISTAKE.
>> Spidermonkey: [ SHRIEKS ]
WHEN THAT BOMB GOES OFF, THE
MAGMA WILL COME RIGHT UP INTO
THIS CHAMBER.
IT'LL KILL YOU, TOO!
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
>> Volcanus: THAT WOULDBE
CRAZY.
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
>> Kevin: THAT DOESN'T LOOK
GOOD.
>> Gwen: BEN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?!
>> Spidermonkey: I CAN GRAB THE
BOMB WHEN IT DROPS.
>> Gwen: SPIDERMONKEY ISN'T
STRONG ENOUGH TO CATCH SOMETHING
THAT HEAVY!
>> Spidermonkey: NO, BUT I KNOW
SOMEONE WHO IS.
>> Jetray: HUMONGOUSAUR!
UGH!
I REALLY HAVE TO GET THAT FIXED.
>> Kevin: BEN, IF THAT BOMB
REACHES THE EARTH'S CORE...
>> Gwen: WE'RE TOAST.
>> Jetray: I'M ON IT!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
>> Ben: WELL?
>> Kevin: WE'RE STILL HERE,
AREN'T WE?
>> Gwen: SO, THEN...EVERYTHING'S
OKAY?
>> Ben: ABSO-- WAIT.
WHERE'S MOLDYWARP?
[ TIMERS CLICKING ]
>> Gwen: UM, WHAT'S WITH THE
TIMERS?
>> I FIGURE WHAT'S TO KEEP
VOLCANUS FROM COMIN' BACK AND
DROPPIN' ANOTHER BOMB DOWN THE
SHAFT, HUH?
AFTER ALL, HE DID SET UP
PAPERWORK.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ TIMERS CLICKING ]
[ BELL DINGS ]
[ PYROXOVORS GROANING ]
>> Kevin: I LOVE IT.
VOLCANUS SPENT A FORTUNE ON
FILING FEES AND GOT NOTHING IN
RETURN.
>> Gwen: AND WE SAVED EARTH FROM
BEING TURNED INTO A GIANT HOT
PLATE.
>> Ben: NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
GET THE PYROXOVORS BACK
UNDERGROUND.
>> I'LL HANDLE THAT!
FIRST, WHAT SAY WE CELEBRATE
WITH A NICE SUPPER?
>> Ben: SUPPER?
>> YES, SIRREE, BOB!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A PLUMP ONE!
[ PYROXOVOR MOANS ]
>> Gwen: YOU EAT THEM?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
'COURSE I EATS 'EM!
THEY'RE MY HERD!
NOW, WHO WANTS BARBECUE?!
>> Both: EW!
>> Kevin: NOW THAT YOU MENTION
IT, I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING ALL
DAY.
OW!
WHAT?
>> Ben: [ LAUGHS ]
[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
[ METAL CLANKING ]
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
[ RUMBLING IN DISTANCE ]
>> THIS IS DODGE AT PUMP 32.
NOTHING NEW...
AS USUAL.
[ CRASHING ]
WHAT THE --
[ ANIMAL MOANING ]
[ ANIMALS MOANING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
COME ON! COME ON!
[ SPUTTERING CONTINUES ]
[ ANIMALS MOANING, GROWLING ]
[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]
>> Ben: ARE WE THERE YET?
>> Gwen: [ SNORING ]
>> Kevin: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT?
>> Ben: I'M JUST SAYING WE
SHOULD HURRY.
GRANDPA MAX WANTS US TO CHECK
OUT THOSE THINGS.
>> Kevin: ANOTHER HALF-HOUR --
LESS IF I KICK IN THE RAM JETS.
>> Ben: YOU HAVE RAM JETS?
>> Gwen: NO RAM JETS.
TRYING TO SLEEP.
[ BEEPING ]
KEVIN?
>> Kevin: SPEED TRAP COMING UP.
HIGHWAY PATROLMAN WITH A RADAR
GUN.
>> Ben: WE'RE ON DUTY.
CAN YOU DO SOMETHING?
>> Kevin: CAN I DO SOMETHING?
[ BEEP ]
>> [ SNORING ]
[ RADAR GUN BEEPING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ANIMALS MOANING ]
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
>> Gwen: CLOAKING FIELD GIVES ME
A HEADACHE.
>> Kevin: SPEEDING TICKETS GIVE
MEA HEADACHE.
[ ANIMALS MOANING ]
>> Ben: WELL, THAT'S UNNERVING.
>> Kevin: SO? WHAT'S THE BIG
DEAL IF THEY EAT A FEW ROCKS?
>> Ben: LOOKED IN A MIRROR
LATELY?
>> Ben: PRETTY COOL.
I.D. MASK?
[ THUD ]
WELL, YOU LOOKHUMAN, ANYWAY.
>> Kevin: MAYBE NOW'S NOT THE
TIME FOR THAT.
>> Gwen: BUT YOU STILL WANT TO
STAY AWAY FROM THOSE THINGS.
>> Ben: YEAH, THEY'LL HAVE YOU
FOR LUNCH.
HERO TIME!
HUMONGOUSAUR!
HUMONGOUSAUR!
HUMONGOUSAUR! HUMONGOUSAUR!
HUMONGOUSAUR! UGH!
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]
BEN, WHERE ARE YOU?!
BEN!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ SNIFFING ]
>> Kevin: OW!
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
>> Ben: WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.
>> Brainstorm: BRAINSTORM?
BEWILDERING.
[ CRACKING ]
>> Gwen: [ GRUNTS ]
CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE!
WHOA!
>> Kevin: THOSE COW THINGS BIT
ME!
>> Brainstorm: PRECISELY WHY I
CHOSE TO SURROUND THEM WITH THE
METAL RAILS.
I OBSERVED THAT THEY ONLY EAT
STONE.
>> Kevin: LUCKY ME.
>> Max: THOSE ARE PYROXOVORS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE IN YEARS.
>> Kevin: HOW COME WE NEVER
HEARD OF THEM?
>> Max: KID, THERE'S LOTS OF
SPECIES HERE ON EARTH YOU WON'T
FIND IN ANY BOOK.
THAT'S WHERE FAIRY TALES COME
FROM.
UNICORNS, TROLLS, PIXIES --
THEY'RE ALL REAL.
>> Kevin: EVEN BIGFOOT?
>> Max: [ CHUCKLES ]
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
THAT'S A GUY IN A SUIT.
>> Gwen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT DROVE
THEM TO THE SURFACE?
>> Max: I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING SCARED THEM OR MADE
IT TOO UNCOMFORTABLE TO STAY
UNDERGROUND.
>> Kevin: THEY'RE WALKING TANKS.
WHAT COULD MAKE THEM
UNCOMFORTABLE?
>> Ben: LET'S GO FIND OUT.
[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]
>> Gwen: HOW FAR DOES THIS GO?
>> Kevin: I DON'T KNOW, BUT THIS
IS AS FAR AS WEGO.
END OF THE ROAD.
>> Ben: NOW WHAT?
[ RUMBLING, CRACKING ]
>> Kevin: YOU HAD TO ASK.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Ben: I'LL TURN INTO JETRAY
AND SLOW US DOWN!
>> Kevin: YOU'LL DENT THE ROOF!
[ BEEP ]
[ ALL GRUNT ]
>> Gwen: PLAN "B"?
>> Kevin: I GOT ONE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Ben: COOL!
>> Kevin: YEAH, BUT THAT CAN'T
BE GOOD FOR THE SUSPENSION.
>> Ben: THE CAR WON'T FIT.
WE'LL HAVE TO GO ON FOOT.
>> Gwen: THERE MUST BE ANOTHER
WAY.
>> Kevin: [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT, ARE YOU CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
>> Gwen: I AM SO NOT
CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
I-I JUST CAN'T STAND BEING IN
TIGHT, CLOSE SPACES, OKAY?
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
>> Ben: I'LL GO FIRST.
DARK.
>> Kevin: NO PROBLEM.
"TNT."
>> Gwen: [ BLOWS ]
>> Kevin: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT
FOR?
>> Ben: [ BLOWS ]
>> Kevin: CUT IT OUT!
>> Ben: YOUCUT IT OUT!
THE ROOM'S FILLED WITH DYNAMITE!
YOU ALMOST BLEW US UP!
>> Kevin: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO
KNOW?
>> Ben: I DON'T KNOW.
READING?
>> Gwen: I'LL HANDLE THE
LIGHTING.
[ CLATTERING ]
>> Ben: MOVE!
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Ben: FIND SOME COVER.
>> Gwen: I'LL MAKESOME COVER.
THERE HE GOES!
>> Ben: NO, HE DOESN'T!
>> Big Chill: BIG CHILL!
>> AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Big Chill: COOL DOWN, OR I'LL
DO IT FOR YOU.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
AS SOON AS YOU LET ME GO, I'M
A-BLOWIN' YOU UP!
>> Big Chill: SURE, YOU WILL.
>> IT'S POS-- AAH!
>> Ben: DON'T BE AFRAID.
IT'S STILL ME.
>> NOT REALLY HELPIN', SONNY!
YOU'RE STILL UGLY AS ALL
GET-OUT!
>> Kevin: WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
OLD-TIMER?
>> MOLDYWARP!
>> Ben: THAT'S WHAT YOUR FRIENDS
CALL YOU?
>> FRIENDS?!
[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T GOT NO FRIENDS!
>> Gwen: YOU'RE THE LAST OF YOUR
KIND.
>> NO SUCH LUCK!
UNDERWORLD IS CRAWLIN' WITH
FOLKS LIKE ME.
I JUST DON'T LIKE 'EM MUCH!
AND THEY DON'T LIKE ME!
>> Kevin: YOU DON'T SAY.
>> Ben: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
ALL THE EXPLOSIVES?
>> OH, I'VE BEEN STEALIN' THAT
STUFF FROM THE SURFACE-DWELLERS
FOR YEARS!
>> Gwen: SOME OF THIS LOOKS
PRETTY OLD.
>> IT IS!
TNT, BLASTIN' CAPS,
NITROGLYCERINE!
PRIMITIVE, BUT THEY SURE GET THE
JOB DONE!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Ben: WHAT JOB IS THAT?
>> PROTECTIN' MY HERD!
>> Ben: YOUR HERD?
>> YEAH! THE PYROXOVORS!
REAL BEAUTIES, AIN'T THEY?
>> Kevin: THEY TRIED TO EAT MY
HAND.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T LET 'EM DO
THAT.
>> Kevin: UH-HUH.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
WE SHOULD DITCH.
>> I HEARD YOU!
>> Gwen: WHY WERE YOU THROWING
ROCKS AT US, MOLDYWARP?
>> I COULDN'T GET TO MY
EXPLOSIVES.
THAT'S WHAT I MOSTLY USE ON THE
OTHER FELLA!
>> Ben: WHAT OTHER FELLA?
>> THE CLAIM JUMPER!
DON'T YOU KNOW NOTHIN'?!
>> Gwen: NO, NOT SO FAR.
NO WONDER THE PYROXOVORS CAME TO
THE SURFACE.
IT'S LIKE A FURNACE DOWN HERE.
>> Ben: IS IT ALWAYS THIS HOT?
>> NO!
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO
FIX.
IT'S ONLY BEEN HOT SINCE ALL
THAT MAGMA STARTED SEEPIN' UP.
>> Ben: MAGMA?
WHOA.
[ GUARDS CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: WHO DARES INTRUDE
ON THE LAIR OF THE -- OH, NOT
YOU AGAIN!
>> AH! SO YOU DOKNOW HIM!
>> Kevin: VOLCANUS?
YEAH, WE KNOW HIM.
WE DON'T LIKE HIM, THOUGH.
>> Volcanus: THE FEELING IS
MUTUAL.
DESTROY THEM!
[ GUARDS CHATTERING ]
>> Ben: COME ON.
WE HAMMERED THESE LOSERS LAST
TIME.
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!
[ METAL CLANKING ]
>> Gwen: YOU HAD TO ASK.
[ METAL CLANKING ]
>> Ben: WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE
HERE, OKAY?
>> Gwen: AND, BY THE WAY, WHY
AREYOU HERE?
>> Volcanus: REMEMBER ALL THAT
TAEDENITE THAT I TOOK OFF OF
YOU?
>> Kevin: YEAH. I REMEMBER.
>> Volcanus: WELL, IT WAS WORTH
A FORTUNE.
AND YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW I
SPENT IT WISELY.
SEE, THIS IS MYPLANET NOW.
I FILED A CLAIM, PAID THE FEES,
THE WHOLE BIT.
COMPLETELY LEGAL.
>> Ben: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN --
"PLANETARY RENOVATION PERMIT"?
>> Volcanus: EXACTLY WHAT IT
SAYS!
I GET TO CHANGE THE ATMOSPHERE,
THE TERRAIN, THE OCEANS ANY WAY
I WANT.
>> Gwen: THAT'S WHAT THE BOMB'S
FOR!
>> Volcanus: YEP!
I DROP IT DOWN THE SHAFT, IT
EXPLODES IN THE MAGMA AT THE
CENTER OF THE EARTH, AND BEFORE
YOU KNOW IT, I HAVE ALL THE
COMFORTS OF HOME.
>> Kevin: WAIT. HOME?
WHERE YOU COME FROM, ON A COOL
DAY, IT'S 850 DEGREES.
>> Volcanus: UH-HUH.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU THOUGHT IWAS CRAZY!
>> Ben: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>> Volcanus: OF COURSE I CAN!
WATCH.
[ BEEPING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
>> Ben: YOU HANDLE THE RUNTS AND
THE ROBOTS.
I'LL STOP VOLCANUS.
>> YEE-HAW!
I WAS HOPIN' WE'D GET TO SOME
FIGHTIN'!
>> Volcanus: SOMEBODY DO
SOMETHING ABOUT HER!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Gwen: HARSH.
>> I BLOWS 'EM UP ALL THE TIME.
I THINK THEY LIKE IT.
>> Gwen: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Ben: IT'S HERO TIME, TIN MAN!
MAYBE MY WATCH IS FAST.
[ CRACKING ]
>> Gwen: [ GRUNTING ]
BEN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
>> Ben: MAYBE IT'S THE HEAT!
WHOA!
>> Gwen: MAYBE YOU'RE DOING IT
WRONG!
AAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> NOW GET THAT VARMINT!
>> Spidermonkey: SPIDERMONKEY!
[ CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: HUH?!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Spidermonkey: STOP THE
COUNTDOWN.
>> Volcanus: MAKE ME!
STAY PUT, WILL YOU?!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> Volcanus: [ ROARS ]
>> Spidermonkey: [ CHATTERING ]
>> Volcanus: UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
I'M STUCK!
>> Spidermonkey: I KNOW.
I STUCK YOU.
NOW...STOP THE COUNTDOWN.
I SAID STOP IT, NOT SPEED IT UP!
>> Volcanus: MY MISTAKE.
>> Spidermonkey: [ SHRIEKS ]
WHEN THAT BOMB GOES OFF, THE
MAGMA WILL COME RIGHT UP INTO
THIS CHAMBER.
IT'LL KILL YOU, TOO!
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
>> Volcanus: THAT WOULDBE
CRAZY.
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
>> Kevin: THAT DOESN'T LOOK
GOOD.
>> Gwen: BEN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?!
>> Spidermonkey: I CAN GRAB THE
BOMB WHEN IT DROPS.
>> Gwen: SPIDERMONKEY ISN'T
STRONG ENOUGH TO CATCH SOMETHING
THAT HEAVY!
>> Spidermonkey: NO, BUT I KNOW
SOMEONE WHO IS.
>> Jetray: HUMONGOUSAUR!
UGH!
I REALLY HAVE TO GET THAT FIXED.
>> Kevin: BEN, IF THAT BOMB
REACHES THE EARTH'S CORE...
>> Gwen: WE'RE TOAST.
>> Jetray: I'M ON IT!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
>> Ben: WELL?
>> Kevin: WE'RE STILL HERE,
AREN'T WE?
>> Gwen: SO, THEN...EVERYTHING'S
OKAY?
>> Ben: ABSO-- WAIT.
WHERE'S MOLDYWARP?
[ TIMERS CLICKING ]
>> Gwen: UM, WHAT'S WITH THE
TIMERS?
>> I FIGURE WHAT'S TO KEEP
VOLCANUS FROM COMIN' BACK AND
DROPPIN' ANOTHER BOMB DOWN THE
SHAFT, HUH?
AFTER ALL, HE DID SET UP
PAPERWORK.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ TIMERS CLICKING ]
[ BELL DINGS ]
[ PYROXOVORS GROANING ]
>> Kevin: I LOVE IT.
VOLCANUS SPENT A FORTUNE ON
FILING FEES AND GOT NOTHING IN
RETURN.
>> Gwen: AND WE SAVED EARTH FROM
BEING TURNED INTO A GIANT HOT
PLATE.
>> Ben: NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
GET THE PYROXOVORS BACK
UNDERGROUND.
>> I'LL HANDLE THAT!
FIRST, WHAT SAY WE CELEBRATE
WITH A NICE SUPPER?
>> Ben: SUPPER?
>> YES, SIRREE, BOB!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A PLUMP ONE!
[ PYROXOVOR MOANS ]
>> Gwen: YOU EAT THEM?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
'COURSE I EATS 'EM!
THEY'RE MY HERD!
NOW, WHO WANTS BARBECUE?!
>> Both: EW!
>> Kevin: NOW THAT YOU MENTION
IT, I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING ALL
DAY.
OW!
WHAT?
>> Ben: [ LAUGHS ]