Below Deck Mediterranean (2016–…): Season 7, Episode 17 - The Fall Guy - full transcript

Previosly, on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

I think moving on forward,
if there's something

upsetting you, then I think
we just speak about it first.

Stop arguments
later down the line.

Okay, I agree with that.

I am genuinely apologetic.

I'm genuinely...
I'm gonna miss you two.

- Do you need a hand there?
- Nah, I'm all good, thanks.

She's a ****ing weapon.

I think Courts is finding her
feet very well as lead deckhand.

I think Courtney deserved it.



Wacker on, Johnny.

Oh, and there's our crew.

- Hi, guys.
- Hi!

I've had a charter broker
as a guest before.

It was actually a nightmare.

This is the party pad.

So, this is the wave...
see this?

Oh, my goodness.

- This is meters.
- Yeah.

Well, we can't leave the dock.

Tomorrow, the minute
it lays down, I'll take off.

Mother... er.

I do want Dave to realize
that there are boundaries.

We'll go round
the table with it.



Oh, I thought we were
gonna present it

and be like,
here's your chicken...

Yeah, go all round the table,
then we dish out.

Yeah.

That this point it's just,
like, embarrassing.

All right, good night,
everybody.

Thank you guys so
much for dinner.

- Bye!
- Thank you so much.

[crash]

Oh!

Nat!

Stay there, stay there,
stay there.

BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN*
Season 07 Episode 17

Episode Title: "The Fall Guy"
Aired on: October 24, 2022.

- Oh!
- Do you need medical?

You twisted your ankle?

- Oh sh**
- Oh!

Stay there, stay there,
stay there.

Can you get Captain Sandy?

- Storm, Storm, to the pantry.
- Ah!

Storm, Storm, to the pantry.

Captain Sandy, to the pantry,
please.

Kyle has fallen.

[bleep]'s sake.

I'm just gonna grab an ice pack.

[knocks]

Where did you fall, mate?

Just... he's just fallen
down the stairs.

Just get an ice pack
from the ice...

- Oh, ah!
- Just go up here.

Oh!

[crying]

- Is it this one?
- No.

- This one?
- I can take care of it.

- Have you got an ice pack?
- The ice pack's coming.

Oh!

- Kyle, come here.
- Okay.

Let's just assess you, mate.

What did you feel when you fell?

Just pain.

We get him to a couch and
then he needs to lay down.

Let's keep an ice pack on his
foot to keep the swelling...

Okay.

The blanket nice and warm.

Okay, which is your
good foot, this one?

The left one's sore, honey.

Is that Capitano?

We just had Kyle fall.

No, just lean your weight on me,
I got you.

A perfect leaning post.

Kyle just fell over.

He's rolled his ankle,
he was crying.

- Okay.
- Oh.

All right.

So, we've got him on the couch

and we've got an ice
pack on his leg.

Just needed to put ice
on for a second,

- and then I'll strap it.
- Yeah, we'll put the ice here.

Kyle, what happened?

The small step around
the corner, I missed it.

Which one?

- The corner...
- Can I see your foot?

- Of course, Cap.
- Ah!

You couldn't see it
from there.

Oh, yeah.

If you can't put weight on it,

then you need to go
to the hospital.

I'm like, is it broken,
is he okay?

I'm concerned.

Okay, just lean on me,
just lean on me... there you go.

There we go.

He needs to get an X-ray.

All right, message us
if you need anything.

You've got everything
in your pocket,

and your shoes in the pink bag.

Well, I guess
we're on lates tonight.

It's gonna be okay.

Maybe Courtney can come
help us tomorrow.

Courtney's now lead deck,
so she's not...

Oh sh**

Let's just smash it out.

We'll do upstairs together,
work out there, clean it up.

- Yeah.
- Clean it out, run down here...

We'll just do it together,

everything feels worse
if we separate.

Yeah, we'll be dead.

The interior team are
really taking the pressure

of being stuck at the dock.

So, to lose one from your team,
I literally feel sick.

And then to see Kyle in pain

is, like, one of
the most upsetting things.

My heart is in my stomach.

- He'll be okay.
- Yeah.

All right, get some sleep.

Wait, what time are you
getting up?

I'm obviously 6:15.

What time shall I get up...
7:00.

God, I'm gonna be
knackered tomorrow.

All right, let's go to bed now.

[bleep] man.

He's coming back.

So, I just strained
my ligaments in my foot.

Mm-hmm, just rolled it
over, hey?

Correct, so they, like...

- This side?
- Yeah.

It's not broken,
that's the good news.

Thank God, it's just sore now.

- Yeah, yeah.
- It's kicking in proper now.

It's gonna throb when
you're in bed.

I honestly feel so thankful
that it's not broken,

but the doctor said
that I have to be off my foot

for seven days.

Being gay and working
in the interior,

I face so many walls
to overcome.

I don't want people to look
at me and be like,

yeah, you know, he's soft,

of course he's gonna
take this time off.

I'm gonna be a laundry one.

Halfway through this charter,
and only one left.

There we go.

Oh, thank you so much for
staying up, it means the world.

Of course.

Oh, my God, you're back.

So... What have they said?

- I stretched my ligaments, yeah.
- [bleep].

This is not how I'm going out.

I know, I don't want
you to leave.

I can't cover for you either.

No worries, I'm gonna
do what I can do.

There must be a way,
I can't leave.

No.

I've fought damn hard to be
in this position,

and I want to be here.

All I'm thinking, you know what,
I'm gonna be sent home.

[alarm sounds]

If you wanna start from sundeck,

I'll come meet you
and help you now

What the [bleep]
are we gonna do?

It still looks terrible.

Storm, Storm, Sandy,
meet me in the bridge.

Copy that, on my way.

Is there any more
dish washing tablets?

Is that all there is?

I don't think we can
leave the dock today.

- If it starts to lay down...
- Yeah.

But don't count on it.

I'll let them know
we're not leaving the dock.

[bleep]

You could also do the water
sports in that corner.

- It wasn't bad.
- Oh, is it better today?

- Yeah.
- All right.

It's literally "Bold and the
Beautiful" in the galley.

Why?

I'm literally the middle person.

It'll be like, "Tell Natasha
I want an avocado."

"He wants an avocado."

I'm really confused
at this sitch,

because they're
literally brawling.

Okay, guys, we're not gonna
abandon the interior department.

- Yeah.
- They'll be short-handed.

Help them however you can.

I'm gonna try and
get them in the water.

Still too much swell
to leave the dock?

Going to try in the tender.

These guests are used
to the world of yachting,

so that adds extra pressure
on myself and interior.

Now there's, like,
lots of eyes on us.

We can take them on a cruise,
and then Seabobs, eFoil, and...

- Yeah.
- Stand-up paddle boards.

I can delegate our team
to different departments.

Let's do what we would do on
the water, just get involved.

Right now I think our tip's,
like, $30.

Oh, lovely.

Have you ordered
any fruit, Natasha?

I don't order fruit.

If you want me to order fruit,
just let me know.

So, obviously, I'm not...

So, is there any more
dish washing tablets?

So, obviously, I'm not
in control of that.

Natasha... okay.

Is there any more
dish washing tablets?

- No, I've given...
- That's all there is?

I ordered some, but obviously
they've not come

if they're not there.

- Hey, good morning.
- Morning, Sandy,

Could you come in
the galley with me?

Yeah, sure.

- Good morning.
- Hello.

Good morning. Would you
stop cutting for a minute?

All right, so, there's
tension here, I can feel it.

Last night, service was slow;
I don't know why.

You guys, whatever
you're going through,

you gotta work through,
because we...

this is our last two charters.

I wanna end on a high note.

So, put aside whatever it is
and be professionals.

Coming up...

Oh sh**
Mzi?

Last night, service was slow;
I don't know why.

It was chaos,
it was absolute chaos.

So, figure it out.

I need you guys to rise above

and think about the entire crew
and the experience,

and not your feelings
and emotions.

- Yeah.
- This is our last two charters.

I wanna end on a high note.

Let's just continue that.

- All right, thanks.
- Okay.

Ah!

- Good morning.
- Good morning, how are you?

- Good.
- Morning.

Actually, if I can get an
iced latte, please?

- Yeah, sure.
- Same thing.

- Okay, same, easy.
- We're easy.

We're gonna do breakfast
right now.

Aw, how lovely.

Hey.

- Captain Sandy?
- Si!

Hello, the guests asked
if you'd like

to eat with them this morning.

Breakfast.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Thank you.

Does yours taste
a little weird?

Mine's a little funny.

[imitates blender]

I need a nice, hearty breakfast.

Captain Sandy's coming to join
us for breakfast.

I am, like, praying to God
we go out at sea.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

Hi, Sandy.

Is there a way to do
water sports today?

Yeah, we were saying maybe
if we do get out,

we could do, like,
nighttime water sports.

Well, you know,
I looked at the seas.

They're so big.

Oh.

It's terrible, I'm sorry.

So, what we're gonna do is

there's a corner
inside the port.

But maybe we could do
that with the tender.

Yeah, so they have Seabobs,
paddle boards.

Okay, let's do that.

Is it telling that the boat
is rocking, even in port?

These stairs are dangerous.

Actually, I was gonna
tell you later,

Kyle took a
bad fall last night.

- Oh! Oh, really?
- His ankle is really bad.

Figures... our luck.

So, this is gonna be
extremely difficult,

but we're gonna do it.

Basically just wanna get
everything on the tender,

set the NautiBuoy up and
leave Reid with it, just,

like, floating around
like a castaway.

Awesome.

Set up, come back,
pick them up, take them.

After this little thing
gets out,

do you mind if I then pop
in the cabins and the boys...

No, go for it.

[grunts]

I am aware of how much we
need to impress the guests,

because they're stuck at dock.

Like, entertain them,
get the water toys out,

and turn them around.

The tip depends on us.
Like, full stop.

Can you have a gyro
with a stabilizer?

We have a hydraulic stabilizer.

Wow.

I wish we could see
it in action.

Hopefully.

I gotta...
I'm falling, so...

I gotta go hoist it over.

Almost fell in the water, mate.

- Cheesy scrambled eggs.
- Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Motor Yacht Home,
tender away, tender away.

Oh, my God,
Mom, that looks amazing.

You might need to save me some.

This is so good.

He's, like, the best chef
I've ever had.

Thanks for that
smooth service, Dave.

Um...
Try my best all the time.

- That's where we're going.
- All right.

We're gonna literally tie up the
NautiBuoy to that ****ing rock.

In we go.

I need to do the cabins,
the laundry, oh!

If you need a boat broker,
Lila's fabulous.

I'm sure she's fine,
she's a captain.

Look at this.

See you later, Reid.

Let's take the tender
and do some water sports.

Yes.

Approaching Motor Yacht Home.

Could you just meet us
on the stern, please?

Enjoy!

Okay, guys, come and jump in.

Mind your head.

Everything's sorted,
everything's set up.

But Courtney's going, right?

- Courtney's going, yeah.
- Thank you.

Interior, interior,
that's all guests off

on the tender.

Here you go, guys,

and you've got a nice
little super yacht tour.

I don't want us to mess
these two charters up.

Sorry?

I don't want us to mess
these two charters up.

We're not.

What are we gonna do, just
play it out like this, or...

try and work together
properly, because...

So [bleep].

And likewise,
because I can't be myself,

I can't be my happy self
that's got my normal spark.

You know, I feel like it's gone.

Yeah.

I can't deal with
the messages, like...

Okay.

Last night, I felt completely
out of control.

I'm still ****ing in
love with her.

That's just a fact.

But that's not happening,
so I need to be able

to just push it away
and be professional.

- Hi!
- Hola!

Hi, guys!

Okay, guys, you're in three
meters of water here,

so you can jump in, you can go
in the Seabobs

all around this area.

You can go on the eFoil.

- Woo!
- Woo!

Are there any sharks here?

No, no, you'll be fine here.

I'm petrified of sharks.

- Are you?
- Yeah.

Woo!

[chattering]

How the hell do they
call that a bikini?

Yeah?
What do you need?

Look at the bed...

I need Jesus.

- What color is this?
- It's called "Hot Cheetah."

Hot Cheetah...

Why do you wanna look like a
...ing Cheetah?

You're telling me, sis.

Can I take this pillowcase off?

Please, I need to strip
the ****ing bed.

[shouting]

Buy a ****ing makeup wipe,
for Christ sake.

Are you guys coming back
on the boat,

or are you chilling
there for now?

Yeah?
Yeah?

It's nice and warm
on the bow anyway.

Mm-hmm.

Everyone good for a drink?

Awesome.

Mzi, I'll do the anchor.

If you can just hold that line.

Oh sh**

Mzi, I need your help.

Yeah, I've gotta come on back.

This is crazy...
what even is it?

[bleep]

What the [bleep] is going on?

So, the anchor's
underneath it, hey?

Courtney, nice job on the...

What the [bleep] is that?

It looks like a pipe.

When the anchor's coming out,
where is it going?

Yeah, I know, guys.

The anchor hook's picked up
this massive ****ing pipe.

It's not like I know what
to do in this sitch,

whereas they've worked on boats,
they've had boats themselves,

one of them's a yacht broker.

It's just embarrassing.

In that compartment?

No, two seconds.

Why won't this... [bleep] me.

Let's just take a break.

No, no, I'm all good.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Fantastic idea.

Reid, move out the way
for a sec, please.

Yeah, just get out
the way for a sec.

Mzi, talk to me.

Okay.

What are we seeing,
guys, talk to me.

- Oh!
- Woo!

Thank God for that...

every day is a school day, rah!

Okay, guys, sorry.

You can all sit back down
and enjoy your time again.

- Sorry about that.
- Woo-hoo!

Storm, Storm, Courtney,
15 to 20 minutes.

Do you fancy doing
welcome drinks, Nat?

Wait, what cocktail?

Is that...

No, I was gonna say
I'll make the welcome cocktail

if you fancy doing
the welcome drinks.

Storm, Storm, Sandy, Courtney's
gonna dock at that little dock.

Copy that.

Storm, you have no idea what
we've just been through.

What happened?

The anchor brought up a pipe.

That sounds intense,
are you guys okay?

She's a unit, I love her.

Thank you, guys,
sorry again about that.

Oh, you don't need to help us?

Well, of course I am.

- My lady.
- Thank you.

Jumping on.

Oh, yeah we'll be...

Tash, Tash, interior, guests on
board, all guests are on board.

I washed this ****ing
yesterday.

Hop in the tub.

Mini-margaritas,
if you'd like one.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

I've got the guests on board.

Courtney handled it
like a boss, apparently,

and it's...

Did they have a fun time
with water sports?

Yeah, they said they loved it.

These guests are not happy
they're stuck at the dock.

All they wanna do is water
sports, and we pulled it off.

So, now, the interior,
they need to take the ball

and knock it out of the park.

You're doing a great job.

Thanks, Cap.

- Ah!
- Whoa.

All right, okay,
let's down this.

So, cheers.

- Ah.
- Cheers to a big night.

[laughing]

Gonna hand me those Seabobs.

Yeah, I will.

Kyle, we're really struggling.

Do you fancy helping us?

Tonight we have a
super special occasion.

It's Lila's 21st birthday party.

I know it needs to be perfect to
make up for the charter so far.

We can't mess it up.

Oh!

Okay, let's just
keep stuff flowing,

get changed, set the table.

What can we do that's vibey?

Like, our outfits.

I'm gonna put on my red dress.

I just want you to recognize
how I hold the team up,

and without me...

Oh, I know mate,
I know, buddy.

Dave!

Trust me, I know.

Honestly, if I break
out from this sticker,

I'm literally suing.

Like, I've had enough.

Sexy!

[laughing]

Meat cooked well,
shrimp appetizers, fillet...

What cutlery do
I need this evening?

There's a lot of pressure
on the dinner tonight.

Last night's dinner
was an absolute nightmare.

But now I've got
this opportunity of redemption,

I'm gonna go for it.

Okay.
So, to start...

Mushroom-coconut soup
with sea bream.

What's the course after?

Tuna, mahi-mahi.

Okay, then after that?

All right, thanks, babe.

Look at Gracie.

- You ready?
- I'm ready.

Hold on for dear life,
my little balloon...

you're representing me today,
holding on by just a string.

You go to laundry and
I'll stay with the thingie.

- Thank you.
- It looks amazing, thank you.

Goodbye.

Oh, my God, look at
that cake, that's beautiful.

21, gonna put a load
of sparklers I nit.

I think they're gonna be wowed.

- Happy birthday.
- Look how pretty this is.

Happy birthday.

They even put a
little banner for me.

- Twenty-one.
- Twenty-one, baby.

The table's
absolutely beautiful.

Thank you.

Okay, Lila,
where do you wanna sit?

So, Dad, I wanna
sit next to you.

Right, well, one of us
can go on dishes,

one of us can help in cabins,

and another person
can help in service.

Amazing.

If you wanna be more on service,
then I can go round the cabins

with one of the boys,
because you've been obviously

in cabins all day, so...

I love anything, you know?

Oh, yes, beautiful goatee.

[chattering]

I wish the weather was better.

Does anyone know
what's for dinner?

First course this evening,

it's like a coconut broth
with sea bream into it.

What's sea bream?

It's like a fish,
a white fish.

Oh, yeah.

So, you might not
like the fish.

I'm okay if it's, like,
not fish-fish fish.

Yeah, it's kind of
like a sea bass.

Nat, would you mind running up?

Copy.

Thank you, I'm gonna
check on the guests.

Just so you're aware,
Katherine is, like, mm,

well, I don't like fish.

And then Lila said she
didn't like raw fish,

and I was, like,
no, it's not raw.

It's not raw.

sh** It's a real fishy night.

Ing hell, how the
[bleep] did that happen?

If somebody doesn't like fish,

it's not on the
...ing preference sheet

and all my food's ready to go.

If you do change any dish,

would you let me know,
just for cutlery?

I'm just gonna go for it.

I don't really know how to...

I don't know how to tackle it.

So, I've got Garold,
Lila, and Grace.

- Okay.
- I'll enter from the left.

- All right.
- Are you gonna...

Is Cheffie coming up?

Good evening, guys.

For the first course,
it's sea bream au daurade,

a nice, flaky fish.

And I've done, like,
a nice coconut broth

with a selection of
different mushrooms.

I hope you enjoy it.

We're screwed, aren't we?

Just open it and take a bite.

Coming up...

Twenty hours, no break.

With Kyle down
we need extra help,

Mom doesn't like fish.

Oh... are they enjoying it?

I don't know.

This is actually not bad.

- It's very good.
- It's fine.

I'm coming in here
for a bit, because...

Space, please.

I will do the dishes,

you've got much more
skillful things

that you need to put
your mind to.

- Storm?
- Yeah?

Are you able to just
help us run

some of these up
to bridge deck bar?

- Yeah.
- Thanks, Storm.

Okay, I need alcohol.

Hey, guys, so next we've
got pan-roast tuna,

courgette tagliatelle with
comfit sun-dried tomatoes.

Hope you enjoy it.

And hey, I wanna say thank you
for giving me the fish,

even though I thought
I didn't even like fish.

Did you eat it?

Obsessed with fish now, I guess.

Oh, awesome.

Yeah, you made some people
some seafood eaters.

- Oh, wicked.
- Yeah.

- So, great job.
- That makes me happy.

- That soup was phenomenal.
- That was excellent.

- Thanks, guys.
- You still got it.

- Thank you.
- Thanks, guys.

I feel so stressed about
the whole situation,

of what's going on with Tash
and the tension between us

affecting the entire boat,
I needed it.

We both needed that as well.

- That's good.
- This is delicious.

- Oh, this is amazing.
- Yeah.

This is actually
my favorite thing

- I've tasted the entire trip.
- Wow.

Give it a good old college turn,
cool down the glass...

one of the few things
we learned at university.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's go, let's go,
let's go.

Woo!

I'm gonna put this
around her neck

and then you're gonna
pour it into her mouth.

- Woo!
- Happy birthday!

Woo!

[shouting]

Oh, look at that.

Oh hon, for you!

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, Courtney and Mzi,
for all your housekeeping.

Everything's amazing,
thank you so much.

You're welcome.

- Thank you.
- Sorry... you're welcome.

Hold on!

Chef Dave!

This sh** is fire.

Okay, so now that it's,
like, midnight...

Yes.

We wanna turn it into, like,
as frat party as possible,

since it's Lila's twenty-first.

Sure, all right,
we'll see what we can do.

We'll make something happen.

We're gonna go full,
like, wild mode.

We're ready.

Party vibe?
I can do that.

Where is the pole?

- What time is it?
- Twelve o'clock.

You'll need to go to bed soon.

Tash, sleep is not an option
at this point in time.

Yes, sir.

At my fraternity, I set
the record of number of days

drunk in a row
at 69, because...

I can't actually say.

My mom would kill me.

That'll work.

I once sold $1,000 of my stocks
so I could pay my bar tab.

Oh, we got the pole
up here and everything!

Awesome!

One, two, three, four...

- Mom's there, Mom's there.
- Five, six, seven, eight.

I'm going up now to
clean all that sh**

I'll do main deck and
clean day head.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Do you want a shot?

I'll do, actually,
a Tito's-cranberry.

Yeah.

Ah!

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Thank you, good night.

- Thank you.
- Good night.

Have a good night's sleep.

Do you wanna turn?

Storm...

Storm.

I used the blue one,
like always.

No, we've got tablets, Storm.

Oh, I'm ****ing
over this day.

We're doing a Congo line
through the boat.

These stairs are dangerous.

I would love to go
in the galley.

I've not seen that bit yet.

It's a Congo line,
get in it, girl.

Girl, take your mop.

Is this a joke?

Get in the Congo line.

Congo, Congo, Congo.

Loving this right now.

No, we're going to bed.

Come on, let's go to bed.

- We're out.
- We're out.

5:30, 6:30, 7:30, 8:30, 9:30,
10:30, 11:30, 1:30...

20 hours done today, no break.

Oh sh**

This is my 21st hour right now.

No wonder my eyeballs are red.

- Do you want me to stay?
- No, go to bed.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.

Oh, this is so gross
on my makeup.

It's becoming probably
obvious with Kyle down,

we need extra help.

But the thought of even
replacing him...

is so hard.

[alarm blares]

The weather is good,
we're in no danger.

Do we know what time
the guests stayed up till?

Do you know what time
the guests are up?

Copy that.

At least we can get off
the dock, thank you, God.

Captain Sandy,
Captain Sandy, Tasha.

Would you meet me in
the pantry for a second?

Coming.

If nothing else,
this'll wake the guests up.

I don't think
we're gonna have Kyle

for the rest of the season now.

I mean, we're quite
short-handed as it is,

and we can't take the
lead deckhand either,

because Storm needs Courtney.

It's breakfast time.

Oh, you...

He wants to finish the season,

but at the same time,
I'm, like, but Kyle, this...

it's not even, like, a
large boat where you can be,

like, you're only laundry.

Because this boat's
not only laundry,

it's housekeeping as well, and
he can't run around the cabins.

Yeah, no. Okay.

How you feeling?

Oh, good, I'm just ****ing
med is eating me.

- All right.
- So, I'm just... maybe...

Yeah, well,
we need a stewardess.

- Yeah.
- We need a...

Yes, you need a third person.

All right.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Fingers crossed.
- Okay. All right, thank you.

Okay.

Are you waiting...

Yeah, we are,
we're just waiting for him.

Storm, I'm gonna be on the
starboard side wing station.

Copy, Captain, copy.

Go ahead and free all
lines back there, Storm.

Just free them all.

Copy that, Captain,
freeing stern lines.

- Got it, Courts?
- Yeah.

Port bow is coming off.

- Release the starboard.
- Yes, ma'am.

Three meters, three meters to
V4 on your port mid ship.

Let me know when
it's clear to swing.

You are clear to swing.

It's gonna be a little bumpy,
but that's okay.

At least we're off the dock.

Nice job, dude, thank you.

How many fenders are
we gonna need?

I need like three.

- Whoa.
- Ah!

Help me cover?

Okay, the plan is when
we get there,

we're gonna put skis in
the water immediately.

I'm gonna start getting
them to start

setting up toys in the aft.

- Okay.
- Ah!

And then I'm gonna hook the
slide up straightaway, dude,

because it's ****ing 9:00, hey?

Like, they're leaving
in three hours.

- Yeah.
- We don't have a lot of time.

Guests wanna go in the
water now,

and every minute that
they don't go in the water

is gonna feel like
10 minutes to them.

So, we need to really
get everything out

as soon as possible.

We're off the dock, woohoo!

We're off the dock!

We made it.

So happy.

How are they all for coffees?

Okay...

Wait, where'd the Nespresso go?

I had to put it on the floor,
it's there in the galley.

All right, Captain,
anchor is ready to drop.

How many shackles
would you like?

We're gonna go three
in the water...

anchor down, anchor down.

That's three on the waterline.

We're in, baby.

- Sandy!
- Woo!

Yeah!

[cheering]

Yeah, we made it.

- Yay, good job!
- Just gotta trust the captain.

No, it's good... they're gonna
put everything out.

- Can't wait.
- Oh, my gosh.

Reid and Courts,
Reid and Courts,

can I get you to
the bow, please?

Yeah, just tying off
the NautiBuoy, two secs.

Reminds me of when
we were on our cruise

a couple of years ago.

Natalya, Tash, can you just
give me a hand

bringing the buffet
out to the table?

- Copy.
- sh**

Okay, guys, two minutes.

Copy.

We're putting both in,
aren't we?

- Yeah.
- Go, Mzi!

I never wanna see
the dock again.

Me neither.

Love that noise.

Everyone's gonna go
down the slide today.

You know what,
we're out here till 2:00 p.m.

We are so happy.

- Oh, God, let's get going.
- Yeah.

All right, let's
jump off this boat.

What's your preference, you
want me to just dump and run,

and then you...

Yeah, you can do that.

Okay, so who's wanting
to jump off?

Three, two, one, go!

[whistling]

That was a 10 out of 10!

- Those can fly.
- Yeah?

That is a flying one.

See you later.

Have fun!

We're trying the damndest...

We're gonna try to make
the most out of this.

Woo-hoo!

Woo!

The exhaustion is,
like, setting in.

I can even see Natalya is
started to get exhausted,

and she's like a ball of energy.

- That was crazy.
- Whew!

Yeah, that was fun,
that was a blast.

Oh, I feel like...

The hydroboard thing was
my favorite.

All right, I'm gonna go pack.

- Yeah, okay.
- I'll go pack.

- Storm, Storm.
- I'm right here.

Oh.

Yeah, I'll go get it
from the...

Tonight we'll make a tea,
watch a movie in bed,

and have a cuddle, okay?

Tonight...

I thought you were gonna say,
"Tonight, we make love."

And I... well, I mean,
we can if you want,

but I'll give you a
full massage, okay?

I should just throw
everything in here.

The pain that
I feel in my heart is worse

than what I feel in my foot.

I respect her decision,
and I don't wanna leave them

in this part where they might
be struggling a bit more.

All crew, all crew,
get into your whites,

we have five minutes
to guest departure.

Ow.

Isaac?
You gotta hurry up.

Where's the straw bag, guys?

Let's go.

Thank you, guys.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

So nice to meet you.

Oh, my God.

All right, bring it in,
bring it in.

Of course.

You were so awesome,
thank you so much.

Thanks for everything,
the food was delicious.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much, Sandy.

Yeah, you, too.

You run a great ship...

- Thanks.
- You do a great job.

Thank you so
much for everything,

and everybody did a great job.

- Awesome.
- We appreciate everyone.

- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you so much.

Bye!

- Bye, guys, thank you!
- Adios!

All right, we got
a tight turnaround.

Let's meet in the main salon

for this very
skinny envelope tip meeting.

- Woo!
- Woo!

Woo-hoo!

I thought they were
gonna say something negative,

but they didn't.

- Oi!
- Oh, tragic.

I'm so tired of working,

I can't imagine how you guys
look so rested, honestly.

Let's get this started, because
we got a boat to turn around.

Okay, so being stuck
at the dock sucked...

for us, and you
guys worked so hard.

Nice work...
teamwork makes the dream work.

Yeah, thanks...
yeah, it was the teamwork.

Kyle, your fall...

thank God this is all
that happened, you know?

Thank you so much, Captain,
and especially to my two girls,

who ran immediately
to my assistance.

So, I really appreciate it
from the bottom of my heart.

So, Kyle's gonna
leave us today,

and we're taking on a stewardess

so we can get through
this charter.

So, we gotta fill in
for Kyle while he's hurt.

He is not fired,
he's just going ashore

because I do not have an extra
bunk for him to sleep in.

Right, he's part
of a team, okay?

Yeah.

Here, we have $18,000...

14,200 euros,
$1,600 per person.

Woo!

Yeah, well done, everyone.

So, thank you.

Holy sh**, I thought
we were gonna get,

like, the most minimum
minimum of the minimum.

Stuck on a dock
most of the time,

I would have been happy
with a high-five.

Everybody did
a great job, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Is anybody going out tonight?

Is everyone...
you're tired.

I'm not tired.

- No...
- No, I'm great.

Yeah. I hurt.

We need to start
turning the boat around.

Whew.

There's a totebag
in the laundry full of, like,

napkins ready to,
like, send off.

And then there's four of
these in the vacuum cupboard.

- Okay, cool.
- I'll make this up now.

- I'll get all the laundry out.
- Thank you.

I'll make the bed dies.

All season I've had to deal
with Natalya disrespecting me,

Dave constantly
having issues with me,

and Kyle has been there as my
rock, as my emotional support.

And to lose that feels like

I don't know how
I'm gonna cope the next trip.

Kyle, do you need a hand,
help with anything?

I've got the bags
already packed.

Don't forget, like, coffee
and stuff as well, Kyle.

Sure.

Ing hell, he's not
going to the desert.

[laughing]

Natasha, Natasha,
I'm about to head off soon.

Copy, I'm coming.

Ah.

The paddleboard's going
in the tender bay.

Blow it up, ready for tomorrow.

- Sure.
- Mi amor.

Hello.

Oh, wow...

Nat, you look super rested.

Yeah.

Honestly, I've never seen
you look so fresh before.

Goodbye.

Oh, Kyle.

I'm so tired.

I know you are,
what are you thinking?

I think that it's too,
you know...

She's too much energy.

I think she needed
to burn a bit out.

To say goodbye to Tash
is one of the most

difficult moments for me
that I've had.

- I'll see you soon.
- Okay, bye, Kyle.

Bye, honey.

I'll send you guys some love.

She's literally my best friend.

This person was your neighbor,
you know,

and now you're worlds apart
from each other.

And I genuinely hope we can keep
this friendship going

no matter where
we are in this world.

- Here we are.
- Bye, take care.

- Thank you.
- Bye, Kyle!

- Bye, Kyle!
- Love you guys.

- See you later.
- See you later.

Get the beers ice cold,
I'm coming in strong.

I'm gonna be walking
after this, trust me.

Be careful, mate.

[sniffles]

Oh, I have a lot on
my face right now.

Which eye is left?

Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

- Hi!
- Hi!

- High heels?
- Look at your toenails.

Final charter.

They're looking to treat
the company's business partners

and NFL players.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

I lost my chain.

Oh sh**

- I would like some pancakes.
- For dinner?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I'm not eating that sh**

I did not ask for crepes.

I specifically said "pancakes."

Come on, man.

I'm so pissed off, Tash's
ex calling me a bully.

How do you want me to deal
with this situation?

I don't, I want you to know
it's absolutely bullsh**

All I wanna do is ****ing
break this guy's neck.