Below Deck Mediterranean (2016–…): Season 7, Episode 10 - Episode #7.10 - full transcript
Previously, on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...
I'm so excited to see who's
the new charter guests.
- I'm Kyle, nice to meet you.
- Hi, Kyle.
I see this tall man,
beautiful smile.
I never thought
I would honestly be so attracted
to another individual.
They need to be careful, because
if the captain finds out,
he could lose his job over this.
Aw.
I am making Storm bosun.
- Yay!
- Yeah!
I still think this is like
some sort of crazy dream.
Jason.
- Jason!
- [whistles]
Flat-out ignoring me.
Just feels like Jason doesn't
actually really want to be here.
Where the [bleep] is Jason?
But if you're gonna work
on a yacht...
Ugh, mate, this sh** annoys
the sh** outta me.
My boyfriend's having
issues with me
continuing to work with Dave.
I don't want what
I'm supposed to do.
We obviously know
there's nothing
that's gonna happen
between us now.
Which is fine, I'm a big boy.
But I still think
you're an amazing person.
I'm sorry, Davey.
You're all right.
Yeowww!
Please, can we have
a lot of alcohol?
Yay!
[shouting, laughing]
I waited a long time to
have a moment like this.
Frank!
I love you!
[screaming]
BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN*
Season 07 Episode 10
Episode Title: "Epidode # 7.10"
Aired on: September 05, 2022.
[alarm sounds]
Mmm.
Twenty-seven knots of wind.
That concerns me.
Why?
Missed you, missed you,
missed you.
If I could turn back time
with Frank right now,
I'd be riding him like a pony.
[laughing]
Looking like a superstar.
Feel like a new man.
Storm, Dave, and Natasha,
meet in the crew mess for
a preference sheet meeting.
- Copy.
- Copy.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Okay. Charter number five.
Lisa Moore and her daughter,
Shelby, have been looking
to plan a fabulous getaway
for themselves
and some of Shelby's
childhood friends.
Favorite cuisines, elevated
Californian, Mediterranean...
- What's "elevated Californian?"
- Tacos.
- Sushi?
- Sushi, yeah.
Guests request low-carb lunch
options, such as large salads.
Dinner tapas with
several small-plate dishes.
So, for the morning
they requested
the surf-yoga sessions.
So, we'll obviously have
a look at the wind
and see if it's doable.
If it's not, we can just
get them on the sundeck,
but hopefully get them
in the water.
Mm-hmm.
I'll get all the boards
out and ready.
Now that I'm bosun, there's
a level of consequences,
there's a level of achievements,
there's everything
that comes in between.
I just really enjoy pressure,
so I need to learn
how to trust people
and do things,
but also now I've got
everything to lose,
because if something goes wrong,
it'll be on me.
So, they want a couple
of beach set-ups.
Day one, happy hour on shore,
then dinner, to go in
with a '70s party.
That's cool.
Day two, another beach set-up.
Shelby's hoping to
celebrate recent birthdays
with Guy's and Dolly's party,
dressing up as Guy Fieri
and Dolly Parton,
their favorite celebrities.
So, the guests are
arriving via water taxi,
and that's a 12:00 arrival.
- Thanks, Cap.
- Thank you.
Ugh, that made me
feel sick right now.
Blegh, imagine eating
a scallop right now.
- Scallops.
- Imagine it.
Tease me.
- Does it make you feel sick?
- No.
A scallop in the morning.
I could eat a scallop
in the morning.
You're a scallop in the morning.
I love actually being on a team,
but after the second charter,
I started realizing
that oh [bleep] people
knowing each other,
that's actually not
really a good thing.
I'm like a lone wolf on, like...
honestly, I kinda miss Raygan.
I'll act like you
didn't say that.
It's crazy.
Yeah, they are, hey?
Or are creatures or
are they fish?
Is an octopus a fish,
or is it a creature?
I used to do this with
a girl
that I used to work
with in the morning.
We used to say three things
that we are grateful for today.
What are your three
things today?
I'm grateful for my chief stew.
Ah!
I'm grateful... eh?
You're such a fibber.
I'm not.
It definitely paid off,
not going out with
the rest of the crew.
Going to beer bar?
They feel like sh**, I feel like
stars, roses, and sunshine.
It's so good not having
any hangover guilt.
It was the right thing to do.
I'm grateful for my six hours'
sleep I had.
It's better than three.
All crew, all crew,
we will be departing the dock
at 1100 hours.
Does that mean the
guests are coming...
The guests will board
us on anchor,
due to potential weather.
Okay, copy.
We have a charter
boarding today.
I know the weather's gonna
change by the time
the guests' arrival,
and we have a window
to get out to sea and around
the corner for protection.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm not gonna take the risk,
because I don't wanna
be stuck at the dock.
Drop-off day is...
Friday.
Mzi's birthday is Friday.
All crew, all crew, we have
provisions on the dock.
Copy, coming.
Tash, I need you to make slow
movements today, nothing fast.
[laughs]
No, you sick [bleep].
Jesus Christ.
What the hell, we already
have so much of all this.
So stressed, like,
I'm considering having
a Diet Coke at this time
in the morning.
Ugh, it's so full everywhere.
They don't fit in
the ****ing fridges.
Tash is the worst provisioner
I've ever worked with.
Oh, my God.
What?
It's not that hard to
look and be, like,
there is room for
five orange juices.
We could literally drop
a bottle of orange juice
to every doorstep in
Australia right now,
and that'd still be too much.
Oh, my God,
even the boat's pissed off.
Coming up...
Oh, my God.
Who was polishing down here?
I think Jason was polishing.
[bleep] Jay, if I ask you to
do this polishing, dude,
you have to take notice,
you know?
This is not polished,
this is not polished.
Really enjoying
the organization of this.
Stop it.
All crew, all crew,
get ready for departure.
Okay, when she tells
us to single up,
then you'll do the main springs.
Yep.
Storm, Storm,
single up on your lines.
Copy that.
Okay, Court.
Ah, bitch!
All stern lines are in.
Okay, you can bring those
lines in on the bow.
All bow lines are in,
bow lines are in.
Let me know when
it's clear to swing.
Ready on the stern.
Six meters off
your port bow to V4.
Two meters off V4.
Kick to starboard.
Stern is clear, you
are clear to swing.
Good job, Court.
Thanks, dude.
Now he's getting it.
- Good job.
- Thanks, Cap.
- Know what I mean?
- Copy.
Because our guests are
arriving by tender.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Storm, Storm, Sandy.
Can you meet me in the bridge?
Copy.
- Just provisional...
- [feedback]
Stop, Mzi!
These all have food on them.
We're dropping two anchors.
All right, that would be
the first time for me,
- I've never done that before.
- Okay.
It'll be good practice.
If you have any pointers,
just let me know.
Yeah, sure, so I'll drop one,
we'll come out on two shackles.
I'm gonna mark it on the chart,
where I drop it.
- Okay, okay.
- Because we want a V.
The pros of dropping two anchors
is you're not gonna drag
and end up on the rocks
or someone else's boat.
The cons are when
the wind drops,
the boat could swing around
and we tangle the anchor.
There might be a kink
in the anchor chain.
Or it's twisted on
the other one.
It happens to every
captain every season,
and that could happen here.
So, I wanna make sure that
they're on top of it.
All right, thanks, Cap.
We're gonna drop two anchors.
We have to be very vigilant.
Yeah.
If the wind decreases,
one shackle must come up.
You need to just find
your bearings, so...
Yeah, and keep...
...where the wind's coming from,
if the boat starts doing this,
you need to either
wake me up or wake Sandy up.
Yeah.
We'll be dropping the starboard
first, and then the port.
Copy that, Captain,
we're ready for you.
Don't pull up, try...
just pull completely parallel...
there you go.
Starboard anchor down.
Okay, lock it off,
lock it off.
Two shackles in the water,
two shackles in the water
on starboard.
Drop the port anchor.
Drop, drop, drop.
Chain going down.
Okay, lock it off.
Does it look like a "V?"
Captain, I can see the V from
here, I can see the V from here.
Okay, thanks, you guys
did an excellent job.
Let's move this crew tender.
Yep.
- Would you like to?
- Yeah.
I think when I was just
a deckhand,
I still had a mentality of,
like, trying to strive
to be the best on my team.
That was just my upbringing,
that I was just brought up in
a very competitive environment.
It makes things a little bit
more trickier to trust people,
but at the same time,
I think that's
what you need to learn
as a bosun.
Okay, you need to come align.
I am, yeah, sorry,
it's the wind.
That's all right.
Do you feel more comfortable
to just come in, rather?
That's all right,
just two secs.
I would like to do everything,
but that wouldn't make me
a good leader.
Is that all right?
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, you can go get
changed, Courts.
Yeah, thank you.
All crew, all crew,
in your whites.
Guest arrival at 12:00.
Thank you.
Still gotta do my walk around.
Come on, everyone just gets
snapped out of it.
- We need to... yeah.
- Number five, baby, number five.
It's hump day, hump day,
downhill from here, sunshine.
You are way too positive,
and that irritates me even more
when I'm trying to be sad.
[laughing]
Hit the doors, everything
that the guests will see.
Ing hell.
The [bleep] is this?
Mm.
Oh, my God.
Hey, who was
polishing down here?
I think Jason was polishing.
[bleep]
Why do 50 percent
of the ****ing job?
Jason, can you please meet
me at the swim platform?
- Is that them?
- No.
Jay, if I ask you to do
this polishing, dude,
you have to take notice,
you know,
that the boat's gonna come here.
This is not polished,
this is not polished.
None of it's polished,
I didn't get to it.
- I asked to go from...
- I did the starboard...
where the gates are gonna
be first,
so if you're at ocean,
if you're at sea,
where do you think
they're gonna come from?
Jason doesn't know the way
that yachting is meant to go,
and he's, like, 35.
It kinda makes sense, because
obviously he's been quite slow
with everything else,
so I can understand why
it's taking him longer
than 35 years to, like,
learn how to not be a dick.
All crew, all crew, to the
aft deck for guest arrival.
Alexa, how do I walk
on these rocks?
Are you okay,
do you want a hand?
No, I think I'm good,
I have good balance.
- Okay.
- Wow!
The hardest part about being
in a long-distance relationship
on boats is that you just
don't have enough time
to keep in touch with
the person that you're with.
People have stuff going on back
home all the time,
whether it's, like, a baby
being born or a wedding.
My granddad was
a yachtie himself,
and he worked
on the queen's boat,
on the Royal Yacht Britannia.
He worked six months on,
six months off,
and he was one of
the 250 crew members
only that ever served
on that yacht.
He actually wasn't there
when my dad was born.
My dad's a twin.
I relate 100 percent.
I think it comes from my
grandma, as to the way I am.
Being in this industry
makes you realize
it's such a hard thing
to do and to juggle.
Let's do the wave.
- Yes!
- Whoa!
Ready?
Here's the skinny.
Yes, Cap?
I'm gonna stand here, you
guys are gonna line up here.
Woo!
You literally stink like a
bottle of champagne.
That's my cologne.
Natasha, come down, come down.
We are sh** ting our pants.
[laughing]
- Hi!
- Hi!
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh, thank you.
- Whoa.
- Hi, welcome.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Welcome aboard.
Hi, I'm David, nice to meet you.
I'm Natasha,
lovely to meet you.
Hi!
- There we go, good job.
- Thank you.
- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.
- Welcome aboard.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- Hi.
This is nice.
What a way to arrive
on a yacht, right?
Yeah!
Natasha's our chief stew.
She's gonna show you around.
- Thank you very much.
- You're so welcome.
Thank you.
Just to start of classy
and end up messy later.
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
- Cheers, ladies!
- Woo!
- Would you like a little tour?
- Yeah!
Yes, yes!
So, this is the bridge deck aft,
where you tend
to have most meals.
Okay.
We can head up to the sundeck.
Did you all just fly in?
- Yesterday.
- Oh.
- Is anyone tired, or...
- No, oh, of course not.
I can't wait to see the cabins.
So, this cabin
is the master suite.
Wow!
Oh, my God.
- Ooh, ooh!
- It's coming.
So, this one's the VIP cabin.
Oh, you guys, this is cool.
They have Poo-Pourri
in every bathroom.
- Oh!
- Notable.
That's Lisa over that side.
You look hot as [bleep], woman.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna cum,
you look beautiful, yes.
These girls are like
the Sisterhood of the
Traveling Pants.
They're the Gilmour Girls
on steroids, I swear.
Do you know what time
you'd like to eat lunch?
What time do you guys
wanna eat lunch?
3:00?
Are we doing '70s tonight?
Yes, tonight.
[shrieks]
Okay, so then what time
do you wanna do that?
Let's work backwards.
8:30 or 9:00.
See how I have a V?
So, I dropped the port one there
and the starboard one there.
That's how you want it.
Right, yeah, good to know.
How are you feeling?
I'm fine.
I was tired that night...
Is it an arrival cocktail?
It's a blue raspberry shot.
We have the pineapple
upside-down cake shot.
We've got piña coladas here.
There's some nice
mulberry smoothies.
I would openly say something
to Tasha about the provisions,
and say that we shouldn't
be doing maybe as much,
but I also just don't wanna
get into the bad books,
and I just wanna keep a
happy, healthy interior.
But I can say not saying
something could long-term
maybe make things a bit worse.
Holy [bleep], this is crazy.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna put some jet-skis
in the water for you.
- Oh!
- Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God!
Do you guys have, like,
a beer bong that,
like, goes down from, like,
one deck to the next deck?
No, but Kyle's got this
friend called Steven.
Steven is the tenth member
of our crew.
Can I please use this
after the setup?
It's gonna be a good
party-starter.
He's big, he's bald,
he's beautiful.
Did you guys want
something else to drink?
Oh, my God.
Steven's here to party.
Steven!
But that's, like, a good way
of drinking something out of.
But it's, like, a secret thing.
Would you like me to start
bringing lunch up shortly?
Yeah, you wanna do lunch?
Where are we sitting,
where are we gonna sit?
Just downstairs, one level.
Yeah, the jet-ski's
going in the water.
Jet-ski going in the water.
Our guests would like to
have a stand-up paddle yoga
session in the morning.
- In the water!
- It's going in the water!
In the water,
in the jet-ski.
Maybe around 8:00 a.m.,
if that's possible?
All right, let's go down,
everybody.
Yeah, sit at the table.
Get outta here.
Wait, wait, do we wanna
know about Steven?
Oh, yes, do you think we could
take a shot with Steven?
Out of Steven?
- Out of Steven?
- Not right now.
I thought it was out of Steven.
- With?
- I thought it was with Steven.
Who's Steven?
Ugh.
Okay, I'll get
Steven for you.
- Not yet, not yet.
- Right now?
- No...
- I'm thinking this evening.
You're thinking this evening.
I think this Steven should make
an appearance this evening.
Okay.
You turned it off, didn't you?
Can I say something tragic?
My Botox appointment is for
two days after we get back.
Botox, you are 26 years old.
Rachel, you're gonna look
like a crazy woman,
you're so beautiful.
Not a lot, not a lot of it.
I wanna have fun and be creative
and show off my skills.
Favorite cuisines, elevated
Californian, Mediterranean.
L.A.-style food to me is,
like, deconstructed fresh food.
So, a deconstructed dish is
when you don't have time
to set it in a natural mold.
I can deconstruct all
the food you want me to,
but I'd rather
just construct it.
That's what I'm paid for.
Yeah.
- Cheers to yachting.
- To yachting.
Okay, we're gonna lock this
off as close
to the NautiBuoy as possible.
Like, do you wanna
help Courtney?
Oh, my God.
That looks fabulous.
Oh, so sweet.
Let's go, homies.
And then bring it in, got it.
Probably a touch into there.
We've got vegetable wrap, and
then we've got pita bruschetta.
Oh, my God, this is Godly.
- He nailed the assignment.
- He killed it.
After they finish their lunch,
two of my guys are gonna stay
with them to be in the water.
Yeah.
Then another other person
is gonna have to come with me
- and do two trips to the beach.
- Yeah.
Because we're gonna have
to go set everything up.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
It's like L.A. cuisine
and the Mediterranean
had a baby together.
Yes, exactly.
Thank you.
All right, beach.
I think we're gonna do rugs,
chairs, tables, cooler boxes.
No, that would be sweet,
that'll be fine.
Oh.
Oh, shame.
Eh?
Yeah.
What's happened between me and
Tash, it feels like a new start.
But I feel it can be better.
I fell very quickly,
we all know that.
So, obviously there's always
a bit of hope
that she would run away
from her boyfriend
and then look
who would be there.
So, there's always that option.
Coming up...
Now we're in the pitch black.
I'd like to get them
to the boat before dark.
Sunset's at 7:00.
Right, so what time should
I say, tender at 6:00, or?
No, tender at 20 past 6:00.
Whatever's on this toast,
I wanna kiss on the mouth.
It's like some sort of, like,
onion caramelized bruschetta.
They need, what, two of these,
two of the bigger ones.
That's eight chairs.
We just need to go, dude.
All right, let's just
start moving, brü.
Yeah.
I've got a great team.
Courtney with tender-driving,
Mzi with guest operations,
Jason with scuppers,
I don't know.
But at the same time,
I can't expect people
to kind of mirror me, because I
think they would ****ing die.
They'd be, like,
this is too much.
I was going to send you
on a break.
Why can't we just be together?
Why don't you just go now?
Is this a meatball?
Falafel.
Oh, dear.
Ah, there's that dodgy wig...
oh, that's great.
If I could go back in a time
machine, it would be the '70s.
You can dance, you can have fun,
no horrible text messages coming
through your phone constantly.
That's a good one for tonight.
Right, pull it out.
- Eh?
- Pull it out.
I'm thinking like this vibe,
brü, like, on the contour,
and then behind it,
our table will go.
Yeah.
Then we gotta get
tiki torches in.
What are you doing?
Here, here, here, like this.
Gonna set it wider.
We use both mats.
Yeah, but that's awkward
sizes, you know?
At the moment, things just feel,
like, a bit disjointed.
I think Storm's also just,
like, very, very stressed,
so he's just, like, bah,
bah, that, that, that.
And it's like...
Storm's usually the person
that's doing things himself,
so hopefully in time,
he'll learn to delegate.
I don't know, it's weird.
One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
One more.
Eight, nine...
I don't know why
I'm counting to nine.
- Why are you counting?
- I have no idea.
So, me, Kelsey, and
Alex went to FSU together.
One time at a party in college,
Rachel wanted to throw up,
found a red Solo cup at the bar,
threw up in it, set it back
down, and continued partying.
What's wrong,
my hands weren't there?
Make nice here, like,
maybe put some rocks.
At 20 passed 6:00,
the tender's going to take you
into the beach so you can have
a few cocktails on the beach.
- How was lunch guys?
- Delicious.
It was so good.
Hold my hand,
and then step right here.
I know it's a bit of a step...
You did it, well done.
These actually look quite
cool on the couch.
[laughing]
Are you kidding?
There we go.
Wow, this is really cute.
Where's everyone?
They've gone to the beach.
What can I offer?
I've made a cocktail with
tequila.
I would like your tequila drink.
Okay.
Very good choice.
You're plating
everything tonight, yeah?
Yeah, but it's, like,
not really plated.
The tartare goes in
a little Japanese spoon.
There's a gazpacho, like...
it's super light,
it's like finger food.
Tonight for dinner the guests
requested tapas, which is nice.
I love going to like, San
Sebastian, and the tapas there.
You can put so much passion
into this, like, one dish,
and it doesn't take long,
because you're not
prepping as much of it.
Either gonna stab my hand
or my stomach.
Like that?
It needs to be more melted,
though, right?
No, no, it's fine.
Like, once you put
the biscuit on top...
Oh, really?
It smells so good.
Do you prefer cookies and cream
flavor or milk chocolate flavor?
- Whoa.
- Dang.
Cookies and cream,
I think, for me.
Yeah?
You have to, like, separate
your butt muscles,
like, from your thigh muscles,
and just, like...
[laughing]
- Thank you.
- Pleasure.
I'll just go and do the garbage
whilst you're putting that away.
That sounds good.
Are they love hearts or boobs?
Boobs.
You look like the type of guy
that would enjoy
a nice flower power party.
Flower power?
Like '70s, like Austin Powers?
Yeah.
I mean...
You remind me of "Scooby Doo,"
the guy from there, Shaggy.
I don't know if I should
be offended or not.
No, he's cool.
Yeah, Storm and Mzi are gone.
What's taking so long?
They're still ashore,
it's not okay.
Do you need a refill?
- Oh, yes, please.
- Yeah.
They're out of range.
Yeah.
- Just round this bend, I think.
- Okay.
It's never a great idea to have
the guests ashore after dark.
First of all, we don't
have the light.
Secondly, something
could kick up.
Now we're in the pitch black.
Storm should know always
stay in touch with me.
All right.
- Are we in trouble?
- It's the angel.
- It's not dark.
- It's not that dark.
- Okay bye!
- Woohoo!
Ugh!
I need to work on time
management for sure,
but you aren't the ****ing
owner of the boat.
Pull the jet-ski up, get off the
jet-ski, come and speak to me;
Get in the jet-ski and leave.
Don't shout over like
you're Brad Pitt
and you ****ing just own Malta.
That's not how
things work, mate.
What'd he say?
Storm, Storm, Storm, Sandy.
Spooky swimming!
This is crazy,
what the [bleep]?
Coming up...
The anchor's off the bottom,
and I think it's
been twisting around.
You'll have to dive
in the water.
This is really dangerous.
Ooh, I like those.
Yeah, I'm here,
Jason's getting changed.
Okay, I'm gonna make
these shots, then.
Woo!
[chattering]
Let's get this party started.
Woo!
Oh, my God,
my hair's in my face.
I'm constantly
thinking about Frank.
Woo!
I'm trying to make it seem like
I'm having the time of my life.
Okay, let's get a photo,
let's get a photo.
Oh, yay! Woo!
But I know I'm gonna
make it through.
It might not be my top...
I wouldn't even say top 50
best charters I've ever had,
but I mean, it's an experience.
I need that photo.
Okay, let's get this
thing on first,
because it's the heaviest.
Oh, this is gonna be a very
interesting tender ride,
because there's
a lot of sh**
I'm just gonna go double-check.
Copy that.
The trip, yeah, the loved it.
- Hey, Storm.
- Yeah.
I just wanna have a quick chat
in the morning.
- Copy that.
- Cool, thanks, Cap.
I've always wanted long hair!
You actually suit the wig.
Ah!
Dude, that is
actually hilarious.
[laughing]
This one, then, yeah?
I've got a lot of
surfer dude mates,
and I'm always so
jealous of their hair.
Growing up,
I actually had hair.
Yeah, it just went.
Just started shaving my head
when I was, like, 16.
I did try and grow it back
a few times,
but then all that was left was,
like, the fringe, you know?
Just had this thing
in front of my head.
Ing like a little alien.
- I've got so much to do.
- Same.
I just always wanted to do
this and stuff, and go...
get out of the water,
and do that.
Woo!
Let's find out
if blondes have more fun.
Let's find out.
- Woo!
- All right, let's go.
Yeah.
You and I look like sisters.
- Ooh!
- Cool.
Oh, they have a fun light!
Oh, my God, this is so pretty,
I really want those sunglasses.
This is next-level, you guys.
- Look at your pants!
- Your pants!
Do a twirl, twirl, twirl.
Give us a twirl, woo!
We have two different wines.
It's mainly fish this evening,
so I would suggest going
with a white wine.
We're good with it.
I'm gonna go look on the bridge.
You can just
make out the anchor.
Guys, please check,
look at the plates,
make sure there's no hair
in them as well,
because we've all got wigs on.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Oh, my God,
what is going on here?
- Ah!
- Oh, it's Sonny Bono!
So, I call it a garden of
pickled vegetables and flowers,
and this is a watermelon broth.
This is so good.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Not as beautiful as his wig.
- Enjoy it.
- Thank you so much.
- Beautiful!
- Oh, my God.
Wow.
Oh, my God, it's unbelievable.
Whoa.
Do you? Still?
Mm-hmm.
Very Tarzan.
They all like sushi,
so hopefully they like it.
Oh, my. Woo!
All right, guys, so this is
a shiso leaf on the base,
and I've got some sour Linguini
and mango, a bit of sashimi,
and there's some ginger
and a mild chili.
Just pick it up like a taco
and dive straight in.
Your fresh fishes
are so different.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
Look, it's delicious.
Last charter was super tough.
Oh, I thought that
was the bao bun.
It's out of order now, though.
What country is this?
But now everybody's killing it.
Me and Tash are
getting on really well,
the guests are stoked.
This is how it's done.
I think it's really important
to be friends
with the interior crew to make
your job run smoothly.
It's hard work, too.
Respect to the interior team,
I definitely couldn't do it.
Still to this day, I cannot
fold a bloody T-shirt.
I don't understand
why the arms...
they just don't...
it just doesn't work.
It just doesn't...
it's not... no.
I cannot be a stew.
To be honest, I want them
to be really full
so that they're too full
to stay up till 5:00 a.m.
I mean, he's baking these
beautiful breads, it's amazing.
I know.
It's incredible.
Oh, it's...
yeah, it's just like that.
And there's
a little mushroom on top.
All right, this is good to go.
Very '70s, this.
And here we have the Wagyu beef.
My favorite thing is eating
a bunch of little bites
of a lot of things.
Yeah.
- This is so good.
- It's so good.
Yeah?
Hey.
Bitch.
♪ Small waist, pretty face,
with a big, fat bank ♪
Oh, my God.
Okay, good night.
What if we go have
a dance party?
- Let's party!
- Woo!
All right, ladies,
I'm outta here, goodbye.
- Goodbye.
- See ya.
- Peace!
- Night, Mommy.
Espresso martini.
Woo!
Woohoo!
Oh, this is groovy.
Groovy cruise, ooh.
The tequila one.
[laughing]
Shelby.
And then the vodka one.
Whee!
Thank you.
Who wants to kiss
under the disco ball?
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
People make me cringe.
I just really wanna know
what is up with Steven.
Oh, Steven, yeah.
Kyle, Kyle, Tash.
The ladies are
ready for Steven.
Oh, you guys...
it's never ending.
It's a bunch of
11-year-old girls
stuck in 22-year-old bodies.
Shelby, give us
an ETA on the groove.
It seems like
the groove is here!
Groove, groove is in the house!
Ooh, disco was born!
Well, they asked, so...
Well, when they see him,
they'll know.
I've got it in the bell end.
You've got it in the bell end.
It's frothing.
Steven's in town.
- Ah!
- Oh-ho-ho!
- Here's Steven.
- Oh.
He's filled with tequila.
So, does anyone
wanna try Steven?
Steven's in town.
Ah!
Oh, no, this is so bad.
So, does anyone
wanna try Steven?
He's filled with tequila.
Okay.
All you have to do is you
lick the salty tip...
Oh... oh, no, this is so bad.
We didn't
know this was Steven.
We didn't know this was Steven.
We thought he was,
like, a nice...
like, a pirate.
I'm just gonna squirt
it like this.
No, no, no, don't do it, stop!
Stop, stop, stop.
I wasn't gonna make contact.
It's honestly painful to watch.
They're such an awkward group.
Yeah, I thought it would
be, like, something silly.
- Babe.
- Thank you, Shelby.
All right, girlies.
- You're going to bed?
- Need to go to bed now.
I'm simply going
to fall right asleep.
- I know.
- I'm so tired.
Good night, darling.
Good night, Sheeby, love you.
See you for our final day.
Like, Tash wanted to
take Steven up,
and she did, and it was
a complete ****ing fail.
Yeah.
And I said, "I don't suggest
you do this" from the beginning.
First charter, like,
all the deckhands,
I'm like, they're a little...
kinda like this,
where's it's, like,
a little more sensitive.
Mm.
Maybe not as open to,
like, my jokes.
I was, like, I'm locking it up
with certain people.
It's like we know it's like,
okay, I'm not gonna be 100
percent myself.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
The people I get along with
the most
are not outside working with me,
and that sucks.
But at the same time,
all the things
I randomly know how to do,
like sewing, juggling, sailing,
all these things are just
because I'm interested
in something.
I don't really feel an age gap,
but I definitely feel a culture
gap in regards to interests.
Like, I haven't been able
to find some common ground,
so it's actually really...
like, it's a bummer.
You're actually coming up here?
Yeah, I'm misbehaving.
No, you've gotta keep above
the sheets, though.
Well, put your sheets down.
But if you're cold, I get to
have the sheets, I get cold.
But you actually have no sheets.
- All right.
- Oh, your wig, finally.
Oh.
Now the bitch is back.
Right, I've gotta go.
I might have thrown some
of my stuff on your bed.
- Just put it on my bed.
- All right.
[bleep]
So, our tender driver,
the queen herself,
we've got a yoga instructor set
up for them with her own boards.
Okay.
Which is gonna make
our lives a lot easier.
Yay.
Yeah.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
Nicely done.
Oh [bleep]'s sake.
Excuse me.
All right, thanks,
Squish, bye.
Who the hell is that?
Um...
Yeah.
What?
Dave, boyfriend,
Dave, boyfriend...
it's kind of just keeping her
from focusing on,
like, the main goal, which is,
like, getting this job done and
getting a great charter tip.
Storm, can you come
to the bridge?
- We outta here.
- We outta here.
Court, you're driving?
Hell, yeah.
- Let's go!
- Good luck, gals.
Okay, so, I don't expect you
to know all this stuff,
because you've never
done this before.
So, you can never be
out of radio range.
I couldn't reach you,
and I like to keep a line
of sight on my team, right?
Sure.
Because just in case
this dies or...
Yeah, yeah, I understand.
I mean, that's why I sent
Jason on the WaveRunner.
Okay.
The minute the sun goes down,
they need to be back
with the guests.
Sure.
Because we're responsible
for everybody, that's all.
Of course, yes.
I just need you to know that,
and you did a great
job yesterday.
You can explore
and scout locations.
- Okay.
- Sure.
But you cannot remain ashore.
- I need you here.
- All right.
You're running around too much.
Mm-hmm.
Trust them,
let them make mistakes.
Sure.
Correct them,
don't try to do their job.
And it needs to happen.
- You can run the davit...
- Sure.
You're my person
that I rely on.
- Okay.
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?
I'm so used to not
being the bosun,
and I'm so used to being in
a deck team
where the bosun can rely on me
to do anything
that I need to do, but I'm
usually left to do my own thing.
I understand that I need
to learn how to delegate.
If I can rely on someone and
not have to check up on them,
it'll make things go
a lot more smooth.
So, that's my goal.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
[bleep] this cling film
is so sh**
We're gonna start our class.
Have you tried yoga before?
- Yeah.
- Yes!
All of you.
Come on, Court!
Bye!
Oh, boy, I think it's spinning
around the chain.
I wanna bring up
the starboard anchor.
Which one do we have more
chain in the water on?
Like, both.
Oh, then we can see
the way it is laying out here.
All right.
It's going straight up and down.
We could bring up the port.
Ready?
Uh-oh.
[bleep]. Let me see.
See, it's just...
it's just come with
the anchor underneath.
You'll have to dive
in the water.
I brought my mask, yeah.
Yeah, because the anchor's
off the bottom,
and I think it's
been twisting around.
And close your eyes
for a few moments,
to breathe through the nose in,
deeply, and through
the nose out, slowly.
We're totally... ed.
How far is the anchor down?
So, if we drop the starboard
more, it's gonna release.
So, go ahead and
tie it after he... yeah.
This is really dangerous.
Storm's plan is to go down,
use his own body on a
very sharp, heavy anchor.
If he just gets nicked,
that's not a nick,
that's a arm that's gone.
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...
I'm so excited to see who's
the new charter guests.
- I'm Kyle, nice to meet you.
- Hi, Kyle.
I see this tall man,
beautiful smile.
I never thought
I would honestly be so attracted
to another individual.
They need to be careful, because
if the captain finds out,
he could lose his job over this.
Aw.
I am making Storm bosun.
- Yay!
- Yeah!
I still think this is like
some sort of crazy dream.
Jason.
- Jason!
- [whistles]
Flat-out ignoring me.
Just feels like Jason doesn't
actually really want to be here.
Where the [bleep] is Jason?
But if you're gonna work
on a yacht...
Ugh, mate, this sh** annoys
the sh** outta me.
My boyfriend's having
issues with me
continuing to work with Dave.
I don't want what
I'm supposed to do.
We obviously know
there's nothing
that's gonna happen
between us now.
Which is fine, I'm a big boy.
But I still think
you're an amazing person.
I'm sorry, Davey.
You're all right.
Yeowww!
Please, can we have
a lot of alcohol?
Yay!
[shouting, laughing]
I waited a long time to
have a moment like this.
Frank!
I love you!
[screaming]
BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN*
Season 07 Episode 10
Episode Title: "Epidode # 7.10"
Aired on: September 05, 2022.
[alarm sounds]
Mmm.
Twenty-seven knots of wind.
That concerns me.
Why?
Missed you, missed you,
missed you.
If I could turn back time
with Frank right now,
I'd be riding him like a pony.
[laughing]
Looking like a superstar.
Feel like a new man.
Storm, Dave, and Natasha,
meet in the crew mess for
a preference sheet meeting.
- Copy.
- Copy.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Okay. Charter number five.
Lisa Moore and her daughter,
Shelby, have been looking
to plan a fabulous getaway
for themselves
and some of Shelby's
childhood friends.
Favorite cuisines, elevated
Californian, Mediterranean...
- What's "elevated Californian?"
- Tacos.
- Sushi?
- Sushi, yeah.
Guests request low-carb lunch
options, such as large salads.
Dinner tapas with
several small-plate dishes.
So, for the morning
they requested
the surf-yoga sessions.
So, we'll obviously have
a look at the wind
and see if it's doable.
If it's not, we can just
get them on the sundeck,
but hopefully get them
in the water.
Mm-hmm.
I'll get all the boards
out and ready.
Now that I'm bosun, there's
a level of consequences,
there's a level of achievements,
there's everything
that comes in between.
I just really enjoy pressure,
so I need to learn
how to trust people
and do things,
but also now I've got
everything to lose,
because if something goes wrong,
it'll be on me.
So, they want a couple
of beach set-ups.
Day one, happy hour on shore,
then dinner, to go in
with a '70s party.
That's cool.
Day two, another beach set-up.
Shelby's hoping to
celebrate recent birthdays
with Guy's and Dolly's party,
dressing up as Guy Fieri
and Dolly Parton,
their favorite celebrities.
So, the guests are
arriving via water taxi,
and that's a 12:00 arrival.
- Thanks, Cap.
- Thank you.
Ugh, that made me
feel sick right now.
Blegh, imagine eating
a scallop right now.
- Scallops.
- Imagine it.
Tease me.
- Does it make you feel sick?
- No.
A scallop in the morning.
I could eat a scallop
in the morning.
You're a scallop in the morning.
I love actually being on a team,
but after the second charter,
I started realizing
that oh [bleep] people
knowing each other,
that's actually not
really a good thing.
I'm like a lone wolf on, like...
honestly, I kinda miss Raygan.
I'll act like you
didn't say that.
It's crazy.
Yeah, they are, hey?
Or are creatures or
are they fish?
Is an octopus a fish,
or is it a creature?
I used to do this with
a girl
that I used to work
with in the morning.
We used to say three things
that we are grateful for today.
What are your three
things today?
I'm grateful for my chief stew.
Ah!
I'm grateful... eh?
You're such a fibber.
I'm not.
It definitely paid off,
not going out with
the rest of the crew.
Going to beer bar?
They feel like sh**, I feel like
stars, roses, and sunshine.
It's so good not having
any hangover guilt.
It was the right thing to do.
I'm grateful for my six hours'
sleep I had.
It's better than three.
All crew, all crew,
we will be departing the dock
at 1100 hours.
Does that mean the
guests are coming...
The guests will board
us on anchor,
due to potential weather.
Okay, copy.
We have a charter
boarding today.
I know the weather's gonna
change by the time
the guests' arrival,
and we have a window
to get out to sea and around
the corner for protection.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm not gonna take the risk,
because I don't wanna
be stuck at the dock.
Drop-off day is...
Friday.
Mzi's birthday is Friday.
All crew, all crew, we have
provisions on the dock.
Copy, coming.
Tash, I need you to make slow
movements today, nothing fast.
[laughs]
No, you sick [bleep].
Jesus Christ.
What the hell, we already
have so much of all this.
So stressed, like,
I'm considering having
a Diet Coke at this time
in the morning.
Ugh, it's so full everywhere.
They don't fit in
the ****ing fridges.
Tash is the worst provisioner
I've ever worked with.
Oh, my God.
What?
It's not that hard to
look and be, like,
there is room for
five orange juices.
We could literally drop
a bottle of orange juice
to every doorstep in
Australia right now,
and that'd still be too much.
Oh, my God,
even the boat's pissed off.
Coming up...
Oh, my God.
Who was polishing down here?
I think Jason was polishing.
[bleep] Jay, if I ask you to
do this polishing, dude,
you have to take notice,
you know?
This is not polished,
this is not polished.
Really enjoying
the organization of this.
Stop it.
All crew, all crew,
get ready for departure.
Okay, when she tells
us to single up,
then you'll do the main springs.
Yep.
Storm, Storm,
single up on your lines.
Copy that.
Okay, Court.
Ah, bitch!
All stern lines are in.
Okay, you can bring those
lines in on the bow.
All bow lines are in,
bow lines are in.
Let me know when
it's clear to swing.
Ready on the stern.
Six meters off
your port bow to V4.
Two meters off V4.
Kick to starboard.
Stern is clear, you
are clear to swing.
Good job, Court.
Thanks, dude.
Now he's getting it.
- Good job.
- Thanks, Cap.
- Know what I mean?
- Copy.
Because our guests are
arriving by tender.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Storm, Storm, Sandy.
Can you meet me in the bridge?
Copy.
- Just provisional...
- [feedback]
Stop, Mzi!
These all have food on them.
We're dropping two anchors.
All right, that would be
the first time for me,
- I've never done that before.
- Okay.
It'll be good practice.
If you have any pointers,
just let me know.
Yeah, sure, so I'll drop one,
we'll come out on two shackles.
I'm gonna mark it on the chart,
where I drop it.
- Okay, okay.
- Because we want a V.
The pros of dropping two anchors
is you're not gonna drag
and end up on the rocks
or someone else's boat.
The cons are when
the wind drops,
the boat could swing around
and we tangle the anchor.
There might be a kink
in the anchor chain.
Or it's twisted on
the other one.
It happens to every
captain every season,
and that could happen here.
So, I wanna make sure that
they're on top of it.
All right, thanks, Cap.
We're gonna drop two anchors.
We have to be very vigilant.
Yeah.
If the wind decreases,
one shackle must come up.
You need to just find
your bearings, so...
Yeah, and keep...
...where the wind's coming from,
if the boat starts doing this,
you need to either
wake me up or wake Sandy up.
Yeah.
We'll be dropping the starboard
first, and then the port.
Copy that, Captain,
we're ready for you.
Don't pull up, try...
just pull completely parallel...
there you go.
Starboard anchor down.
Okay, lock it off,
lock it off.
Two shackles in the water,
two shackles in the water
on starboard.
Drop the port anchor.
Drop, drop, drop.
Chain going down.
Okay, lock it off.
Does it look like a "V?"
Captain, I can see the V from
here, I can see the V from here.
Okay, thanks, you guys
did an excellent job.
Let's move this crew tender.
Yep.
- Would you like to?
- Yeah.
I think when I was just
a deckhand,
I still had a mentality of,
like, trying to strive
to be the best on my team.
That was just my upbringing,
that I was just brought up in
a very competitive environment.
It makes things a little bit
more trickier to trust people,
but at the same time,
I think that's
what you need to learn
as a bosun.
Okay, you need to come align.
I am, yeah, sorry,
it's the wind.
That's all right.
Do you feel more comfortable
to just come in, rather?
That's all right,
just two secs.
I would like to do everything,
but that wouldn't make me
a good leader.
Is that all right?
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, you can go get
changed, Courts.
Yeah, thank you.
All crew, all crew,
in your whites.
Guest arrival at 12:00.
Thank you.
Still gotta do my walk around.
Come on, everyone just gets
snapped out of it.
- We need to... yeah.
- Number five, baby, number five.
It's hump day, hump day,
downhill from here, sunshine.
You are way too positive,
and that irritates me even more
when I'm trying to be sad.
[laughing]
Hit the doors, everything
that the guests will see.
Ing hell.
The [bleep] is this?
Mm.
Oh, my God.
Hey, who was
polishing down here?
I think Jason was polishing.
[bleep]
Why do 50 percent
of the ****ing job?
Jason, can you please meet
me at the swim platform?
- Is that them?
- No.
Jay, if I ask you to do
this polishing, dude,
you have to take notice,
you know,
that the boat's gonna come here.
This is not polished,
this is not polished.
None of it's polished,
I didn't get to it.
- I asked to go from...
- I did the starboard...
where the gates are gonna
be first,
so if you're at ocean,
if you're at sea,
where do you think
they're gonna come from?
Jason doesn't know the way
that yachting is meant to go,
and he's, like, 35.
It kinda makes sense, because
obviously he's been quite slow
with everything else,
so I can understand why
it's taking him longer
than 35 years to, like,
learn how to not be a dick.
All crew, all crew, to the
aft deck for guest arrival.
Alexa, how do I walk
on these rocks?
Are you okay,
do you want a hand?
No, I think I'm good,
I have good balance.
- Okay.
- Wow!
The hardest part about being
in a long-distance relationship
on boats is that you just
don't have enough time
to keep in touch with
the person that you're with.
People have stuff going on back
home all the time,
whether it's, like, a baby
being born or a wedding.
My granddad was
a yachtie himself,
and he worked
on the queen's boat,
on the Royal Yacht Britannia.
He worked six months on,
six months off,
and he was one of
the 250 crew members
only that ever served
on that yacht.
He actually wasn't there
when my dad was born.
My dad's a twin.
I relate 100 percent.
I think it comes from my
grandma, as to the way I am.
Being in this industry
makes you realize
it's such a hard thing
to do and to juggle.
Let's do the wave.
- Yes!
- Whoa!
Ready?
Here's the skinny.
Yes, Cap?
I'm gonna stand here, you
guys are gonna line up here.
Woo!
You literally stink like a
bottle of champagne.
That's my cologne.
Natasha, come down, come down.
We are sh** ting our pants.
[laughing]
- Hi!
- Hi!
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh, thank you.
- Whoa.
- Hi, welcome.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Welcome aboard.
Hi, I'm David, nice to meet you.
I'm Natasha,
lovely to meet you.
Hi!
- There we go, good job.
- Thank you.
- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.
- Welcome aboard.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- Hi.
This is nice.
What a way to arrive
on a yacht, right?
Yeah!
Natasha's our chief stew.
She's gonna show you around.
- Thank you very much.
- You're so welcome.
Thank you.
Just to start of classy
and end up messy later.
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
- Cheers, ladies!
- Woo!
- Would you like a little tour?
- Yeah!
Yes, yes!
So, this is the bridge deck aft,
where you tend
to have most meals.
Okay.
We can head up to the sundeck.
Did you all just fly in?
- Yesterday.
- Oh.
- Is anyone tired, or...
- No, oh, of course not.
I can't wait to see the cabins.
So, this cabin
is the master suite.
Wow!
Oh, my God.
- Ooh, ooh!
- It's coming.
So, this one's the VIP cabin.
Oh, you guys, this is cool.
They have Poo-Pourri
in every bathroom.
- Oh!
- Notable.
That's Lisa over that side.
You look hot as [bleep], woman.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna cum,
you look beautiful, yes.
These girls are like
the Sisterhood of the
Traveling Pants.
They're the Gilmour Girls
on steroids, I swear.
Do you know what time
you'd like to eat lunch?
What time do you guys
wanna eat lunch?
3:00?
Are we doing '70s tonight?
Yes, tonight.
[shrieks]
Okay, so then what time
do you wanna do that?
Let's work backwards.
8:30 or 9:00.
See how I have a V?
So, I dropped the port one there
and the starboard one there.
That's how you want it.
Right, yeah, good to know.
How are you feeling?
I'm fine.
I was tired that night...
Is it an arrival cocktail?
It's a blue raspberry shot.
We have the pineapple
upside-down cake shot.
We've got piña coladas here.
There's some nice
mulberry smoothies.
I would openly say something
to Tasha about the provisions,
and say that we shouldn't
be doing maybe as much,
but I also just don't wanna
get into the bad books,
and I just wanna keep a
happy, healthy interior.
But I can say not saying
something could long-term
maybe make things a bit worse.
Holy [bleep], this is crazy.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna put some jet-skis
in the water for you.
- Oh!
- Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God!
Do you guys have, like,
a beer bong that,
like, goes down from, like,
one deck to the next deck?
No, but Kyle's got this
friend called Steven.
Steven is the tenth member
of our crew.
Can I please use this
after the setup?
It's gonna be a good
party-starter.
He's big, he's bald,
he's beautiful.
Did you guys want
something else to drink?
Oh, my God.
Steven's here to party.
Steven!
But that's, like, a good way
of drinking something out of.
But it's, like, a secret thing.
Would you like me to start
bringing lunch up shortly?
Yeah, you wanna do lunch?
Where are we sitting,
where are we gonna sit?
Just downstairs, one level.
Yeah, the jet-ski's
going in the water.
Jet-ski going in the water.
Our guests would like to
have a stand-up paddle yoga
session in the morning.
- In the water!
- It's going in the water!
In the water,
in the jet-ski.
Maybe around 8:00 a.m.,
if that's possible?
All right, let's go down,
everybody.
Yeah, sit at the table.
Get outta here.
Wait, wait, do we wanna
know about Steven?
Oh, yes, do you think we could
take a shot with Steven?
Out of Steven?
- Out of Steven?
- Not right now.
I thought it was out of Steven.
- With?
- I thought it was with Steven.
Who's Steven?
Ugh.
Okay, I'll get
Steven for you.
- Not yet, not yet.
- Right now?
- No...
- I'm thinking this evening.
You're thinking this evening.
I think this Steven should make
an appearance this evening.
Okay.
You turned it off, didn't you?
Can I say something tragic?
My Botox appointment is for
two days after we get back.
Botox, you are 26 years old.
Rachel, you're gonna look
like a crazy woman,
you're so beautiful.
Not a lot, not a lot of it.
I wanna have fun and be creative
and show off my skills.
Favorite cuisines, elevated
Californian, Mediterranean.
L.A.-style food to me is,
like, deconstructed fresh food.
So, a deconstructed dish is
when you don't have time
to set it in a natural mold.
I can deconstruct all
the food you want me to,
but I'd rather
just construct it.
That's what I'm paid for.
Yeah.
- Cheers to yachting.
- To yachting.
Okay, we're gonna lock this
off as close
to the NautiBuoy as possible.
Like, do you wanna
help Courtney?
Oh, my God.
That looks fabulous.
Oh, so sweet.
Let's go, homies.
And then bring it in, got it.
Probably a touch into there.
We've got vegetable wrap, and
then we've got pita bruschetta.
Oh, my God, this is Godly.
- He nailed the assignment.
- He killed it.
After they finish their lunch,
two of my guys are gonna stay
with them to be in the water.
Yeah.
Then another other person
is gonna have to come with me
- and do two trips to the beach.
- Yeah.
Because we're gonna have
to go set everything up.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
It's like L.A. cuisine
and the Mediterranean
had a baby together.
Yes, exactly.
Thank you.
All right, beach.
I think we're gonna do rugs,
chairs, tables, cooler boxes.
No, that would be sweet,
that'll be fine.
Oh.
Oh, shame.
Eh?
Yeah.
What's happened between me and
Tash, it feels like a new start.
But I feel it can be better.
I fell very quickly,
we all know that.
So, obviously there's always
a bit of hope
that she would run away
from her boyfriend
and then look
who would be there.
So, there's always that option.
Coming up...
Now we're in the pitch black.
I'd like to get them
to the boat before dark.
Sunset's at 7:00.
Right, so what time should
I say, tender at 6:00, or?
No, tender at 20 past 6:00.
Whatever's on this toast,
I wanna kiss on the mouth.
It's like some sort of, like,
onion caramelized bruschetta.
They need, what, two of these,
two of the bigger ones.
That's eight chairs.
We just need to go, dude.
All right, let's just
start moving, brü.
Yeah.
I've got a great team.
Courtney with tender-driving,
Mzi with guest operations,
Jason with scuppers,
I don't know.
But at the same time,
I can't expect people
to kind of mirror me, because I
think they would ****ing die.
They'd be, like,
this is too much.
I was going to send you
on a break.
Why can't we just be together?
Why don't you just go now?
Is this a meatball?
Falafel.
Oh, dear.
Ah, there's that dodgy wig...
oh, that's great.
If I could go back in a time
machine, it would be the '70s.
You can dance, you can have fun,
no horrible text messages coming
through your phone constantly.
That's a good one for tonight.
Right, pull it out.
- Eh?
- Pull it out.
I'm thinking like this vibe,
brü, like, on the contour,
and then behind it,
our table will go.
Yeah.
Then we gotta get
tiki torches in.
What are you doing?
Here, here, here, like this.
Gonna set it wider.
We use both mats.
Yeah, but that's awkward
sizes, you know?
At the moment, things just feel,
like, a bit disjointed.
I think Storm's also just,
like, very, very stressed,
so he's just, like, bah,
bah, that, that, that.
And it's like...
Storm's usually the person
that's doing things himself,
so hopefully in time,
he'll learn to delegate.
I don't know, it's weird.
One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
One more.
Eight, nine...
I don't know why
I'm counting to nine.
- Why are you counting?
- I have no idea.
So, me, Kelsey, and
Alex went to FSU together.
One time at a party in college,
Rachel wanted to throw up,
found a red Solo cup at the bar,
threw up in it, set it back
down, and continued partying.
What's wrong,
my hands weren't there?
Make nice here, like,
maybe put some rocks.
At 20 passed 6:00,
the tender's going to take you
into the beach so you can have
a few cocktails on the beach.
- How was lunch guys?
- Delicious.
It was so good.
Hold my hand,
and then step right here.
I know it's a bit of a step...
You did it, well done.
These actually look quite
cool on the couch.
[laughing]
Are you kidding?
There we go.
Wow, this is really cute.
Where's everyone?
They've gone to the beach.
What can I offer?
I've made a cocktail with
tequila.
I would like your tequila drink.
Okay.
Very good choice.
You're plating
everything tonight, yeah?
Yeah, but it's, like,
not really plated.
The tartare goes in
a little Japanese spoon.
There's a gazpacho, like...
it's super light,
it's like finger food.
Tonight for dinner the guests
requested tapas, which is nice.
I love going to like, San
Sebastian, and the tapas there.
You can put so much passion
into this, like, one dish,
and it doesn't take long,
because you're not
prepping as much of it.
Either gonna stab my hand
or my stomach.
Like that?
It needs to be more melted,
though, right?
No, no, it's fine.
Like, once you put
the biscuit on top...
Oh, really?
It smells so good.
Do you prefer cookies and cream
flavor or milk chocolate flavor?
- Whoa.
- Dang.
Cookies and cream,
I think, for me.
Yeah?
You have to, like, separate
your butt muscles,
like, from your thigh muscles,
and just, like...
[laughing]
- Thank you.
- Pleasure.
I'll just go and do the garbage
whilst you're putting that away.
That sounds good.
Are they love hearts or boobs?
Boobs.
You look like the type of guy
that would enjoy
a nice flower power party.
Flower power?
Like '70s, like Austin Powers?
Yeah.
I mean...
You remind me of "Scooby Doo,"
the guy from there, Shaggy.
I don't know if I should
be offended or not.
No, he's cool.
Yeah, Storm and Mzi are gone.
What's taking so long?
They're still ashore,
it's not okay.
Do you need a refill?
- Oh, yes, please.
- Yeah.
They're out of range.
Yeah.
- Just round this bend, I think.
- Okay.
It's never a great idea to have
the guests ashore after dark.
First of all, we don't
have the light.
Secondly, something
could kick up.
Now we're in the pitch black.
Storm should know always
stay in touch with me.
All right.
- Are we in trouble?
- It's the angel.
- It's not dark.
- It's not that dark.
- Okay bye!
- Woohoo!
Ugh!
I need to work on time
management for sure,
but you aren't the ****ing
owner of the boat.
Pull the jet-ski up, get off the
jet-ski, come and speak to me;
Get in the jet-ski and leave.
Don't shout over like
you're Brad Pitt
and you ****ing just own Malta.
That's not how
things work, mate.
What'd he say?
Storm, Storm, Storm, Sandy.
Spooky swimming!
This is crazy,
what the [bleep]?
Coming up...
The anchor's off the bottom,
and I think it's
been twisting around.
You'll have to dive
in the water.
This is really dangerous.
Ooh, I like those.
Yeah, I'm here,
Jason's getting changed.
Okay, I'm gonna make
these shots, then.
Woo!
[chattering]
Let's get this party started.
Woo!
Oh, my God,
my hair's in my face.
I'm constantly
thinking about Frank.
Woo!
I'm trying to make it seem like
I'm having the time of my life.
Okay, let's get a photo,
let's get a photo.
Oh, yay! Woo!
But I know I'm gonna
make it through.
It might not be my top...
I wouldn't even say top 50
best charters I've ever had,
but I mean, it's an experience.
I need that photo.
Okay, let's get this
thing on first,
because it's the heaviest.
Oh, this is gonna be a very
interesting tender ride,
because there's
a lot of sh**
I'm just gonna go double-check.
Copy that.
The trip, yeah, the loved it.
- Hey, Storm.
- Yeah.
I just wanna have a quick chat
in the morning.
- Copy that.
- Cool, thanks, Cap.
I've always wanted long hair!
You actually suit the wig.
Ah!
Dude, that is
actually hilarious.
[laughing]
This one, then, yeah?
I've got a lot of
surfer dude mates,
and I'm always so
jealous of their hair.
Growing up,
I actually had hair.
Yeah, it just went.
Just started shaving my head
when I was, like, 16.
I did try and grow it back
a few times,
but then all that was left was,
like, the fringe, you know?
Just had this thing
in front of my head.
Ing like a little alien.
- I've got so much to do.
- Same.
I just always wanted to do
this and stuff, and go...
get out of the water,
and do that.
Woo!
Let's find out
if blondes have more fun.
Let's find out.
- Woo!
- All right, let's go.
Yeah.
You and I look like sisters.
- Ooh!
- Cool.
Oh, they have a fun light!
Oh, my God, this is so pretty,
I really want those sunglasses.
This is next-level, you guys.
- Look at your pants!
- Your pants!
Do a twirl, twirl, twirl.
Give us a twirl, woo!
We have two different wines.
It's mainly fish this evening,
so I would suggest going
with a white wine.
We're good with it.
I'm gonna go look on the bridge.
You can just
make out the anchor.
Guys, please check,
look at the plates,
make sure there's no hair
in them as well,
because we've all got wigs on.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Oh, my God,
what is going on here?
- Ah!
- Oh, it's Sonny Bono!
So, I call it a garden of
pickled vegetables and flowers,
and this is a watermelon broth.
This is so good.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Not as beautiful as his wig.
- Enjoy it.
- Thank you so much.
- Beautiful!
- Oh, my God.
Wow.
Oh, my God, it's unbelievable.
Whoa.
Do you? Still?
Mm-hmm.
Very Tarzan.
They all like sushi,
so hopefully they like it.
Oh, my. Woo!
All right, guys, so this is
a shiso leaf on the base,
and I've got some sour Linguini
and mango, a bit of sashimi,
and there's some ginger
and a mild chili.
Just pick it up like a taco
and dive straight in.
Your fresh fishes
are so different.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
Look, it's delicious.
Last charter was super tough.
Oh, I thought that
was the bao bun.
It's out of order now, though.
What country is this?
But now everybody's killing it.
Me and Tash are
getting on really well,
the guests are stoked.
This is how it's done.
I think it's really important
to be friends
with the interior crew to make
your job run smoothly.
It's hard work, too.
Respect to the interior team,
I definitely couldn't do it.
Still to this day, I cannot
fold a bloody T-shirt.
I don't understand
why the arms...
they just don't...
it just doesn't work.
It just doesn't...
it's not... no.
I cannot be a stew.
To be honest, I want them
to be really full
so that they're too full
to stay up till 5:00 a.m.
I mean, he's baking these
beautiful breads, it's amazing.
I know.
It's incredible.
Oh, it's...
yeah, it's just like that.
And there's
a little mushroom on top.
All right, this is good to go.
Very '70s, this.
And here we have the Wagyu beef.
My favorite thing is eating
a bunch of little bites
of a lot of things.
Yeah.
- This is so good.
- It's so good.
Yeah?
Hey.
Bitch.
♪ Small waist, pretty face,
with a big, fat bank ♪
Oh, my God.
Okay, good night.
What if we go have
a dance party?
- Let's party!
- Woo!
All right, ladies,
I'm outta here, goodbye.
- Goodbye.
- See ya.
- Peace!
- Night, Mommy.
Espresso martini.
Woo!
Woohoo!
Oh, this is groovy.
Groovy cruise, ooh.
The tequila one.
[laughing]
Shelby.
And then the vodka one.
Whee!
Thank you.
Who wants to kiss
under the disco ball?
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
People make me cringe.
I just really wanna know
what is up with Steven.
Oh, Steven, yeah.
Kyle, Kyle, Tash.
The ladies are
ready for Steven.
Oh, you guys...
it's never ending.
It's a bunch of
11-year-old girls
stuck in 22-year-old bodies.
Shelby, give us
an ETA on the groove.
It seems like
the groove is here!
Groove, groove is in the house!
Ooh, disco was born!
Well, they asked, so...
Well, when they see him,
they'll know.
I've got it in the bell end.
You've got it in the bell end.
It's frothing.
Steven's in town.
- Ah!
- Oh-ho-ho!
- Here's Steven.
- Oh.
He's filled with tequila.
So, does anyone
wanna try Steven?
Steven's in town.
Ah!
Oh, no, this is so bad.
So, does anyone
wanna try Steven?
He's filled with tequila.
Okay.
All you have to do is you
lick the salty tip...
Oh... oh, no, this is so bad.
We didn't
know this was Steven.
We didn't know this was Steven.
We thought he was,
like, a nice...
like, a pirate.
I'm just gonna squirt
it like this.
No, no, no, don't do it, stop!
Stop, stop, stop.
I wasn't gonna make contact.
It's honestly painful to watch.
They're such an awkward group.
Yeah, I thought it would
be, like, something silly.
- Babe.
- Thank you, Shelby.
All right, girlies.
- You're going to bed?
- Need to go to bed now.
I'm simply going
to fall right asleep.
- I know.
- I'm so tired.
Good night, darling.
Good night, Sheeby, love you.
See you for our final day.
Like, Tash wanted to
take Steven up,
and she did, and it was
a complete ****ing fail.
Yeah.
And I said, "I don't suggest
you do this" from the beginning.
First charter, like,
all the deckhands,
I'm like, they're a little...
kinda like this,
where's it's, like,
a little more sensitive.
Mm.
Maybe not as open to,
like, my jokes.
I was, like, I'm locking it up
with certain people.
It's like we know it's like,
okay, I'm not gonna be 100
percent myself.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
The people I get along with
the most
are not outside working with me,
and that sucks.
But at the same time,
all the things
I randomly know how to do,
like sewing, juggling, sailing,
all these things are just
because I'm interested
in something.
I don't really feel an age gap,
but I definitely feel a culture
gap in regards to interests.
Like, I haven't been able
to find some common ground,
so it's actually really...
like, it's a bummer.
You're actually coming up here?
Yeah, I'm misbehaving.
No, you've gotta keep above
the sheets, though.
Well, put your sheets down.
But if you're cold, I get to
have the sheets, I get cold.
But you actually have no sheets.
- All right.
- Oh, your wig, finally.
Oh.
Now the bitch is back.
Right, I've gotta go.
I might have thrown some
of my stuff on your bed.
- Just put it on my bed.
- All right.
[bleep]
So, our tender driver,
the queen herself,
we've got a yoga instructor set
up for them with her own boards.
Okay.
Which is gonna make
our lives a lot easier.
Yay.
Yeah.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
Nicely done.
Oh [bleep]'s sake.
Excuse me.
All right, thanks,
Squish, bye.
Who the hell is that?
Um...
Yeah.
What?
Dave, boyfriend,
Dave, boyfriend...
it's kind of just keeping her
from focusing on,
like, the main goal, which is,
like, getting this job done and
getting a great charter tip.
Storm, can you come
to the bridge?
- We outta here.
- We outta here.
Court, you're driving?
Hell, yeah.
- Let's go!
- Good luck, gals.
Okay, so, I don't expect you
to know all this stuff,
because you've never
done this before.
So, you can never be
out of radio range.
I couldn't reach you,
and I like to keep a line
of sight on my team, right?
Sure.
Because just in case
this dies or...
Yeah, yeah, I understand.
I mean, that's why I sent
Jason on the WaveRunner.
Okay.
The minute the sun goes down,
they need to be back
with the guests.
Sure.
Because we're responsible
for everybody, that's all.
Of course, yes.
I just need you to know that,
and you did a great
job yesterday.
You can explore
and scout locations.
- Okay.
- Sure.
But you cannot remain ashore.
- I need you here.
- All right.
You're running around too much.
Mm-hmm.
Trust them,
let them make mistakes.
Sure.
Correct them,
don't try to do their job.
And it needs to happen.
- You can run the davit...
- Sure.
You're my person
that I rely on.
- Okay.
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?
I'm so used to not
being the bosun,
and I'm so used to being in
a deck team
where the bosun can rely on me
to do anything
that I need to do, but I'm
usually left to do my own thing.
I understand that I need
to learn how to delegate.
If I can rely on someone and
not have to check up on them,
it'll make things go
a lot more smooth.
So, that's my goal.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
[bleep] this cling film
is so sh**
We're gonna start our class.
Have you tried yoga before?
- Yeah.
- Yes!
All of you.
Come on, Court!
Bye!
Oh, boy, I think it's spinning
around the chain.
I wanna bring up
the starboard anchor.
Which one do we have more
chain in the water on?
Like, both.
Oh, then we can see
the way it is laying out here.
All right.
It's going straight up and down.
We could bring up the port.
Ready?
Uh-oh.
[bleep]. Let me see.
See, it's just...
it's just come with
the anchor underneath.
You'll have to dive
in the water.
I brought my mask, yeah.
Yeah, because the anchor's
off the bottom,
and I think it's
been twisting around.
And close your eyes
for a few moments,
to breathe through the nose in,
deeply, and through
the nose out, slowly.
We're totally... ed.
How far is the anchor down?
So, if we drop the starboard
more, it's gonna release.
So, go ahead and
tie it after he... yeah.
This is really dangerous.
Storm's plan is to go down,
use his own body on a
very sharp, heavy anchor.
If he just gets nicked,
that's not a nick,
that's a arm that's gone.