Below Deck (2013–…): Season 7, Episode 16 - The Scorpion Queen - full transcript
Tanner and Kate's flirtations become more obvious to the crew which leads Simone to lose all respect for the two when she finds out they've already kissed. Pulling up to the marina, Kate ...
- Previously on below deck.
- You got warned by captain.
- Quit pointing your ----ing
finger at me.
- This ain't alaska.
It's a yacht.
- I will do better.
- I expect it.
- I have a tough exterior.
- It's okay.
- But I have feelings.
- Uh, please start
cleaning the jacuzzi.
She's at the bottom
of the ranks.
Just keep quiet
and take the orders.
- It's just a little
awkward with simone.
Should probably
wait a day or two.
Would you be offended
if tanner came in here,
and we hooked up under you?
- If I was asleep,
I wouldn't give a [bleep].
- Okay, great.
- Orange county, housewife.
[ screams ]
- and I guess she got divorced.
She wants to celebrate
independence day.
- Everyone needs
to get divorced.
- She's going around
like saying sh-- now.
- I don't understand why you
went to kate and kevin.
- It didn't feel that big
of a deal to me.
- Ah.
Oh.
- What are you doing
on the floor?
- [bleep], it hurts.
- Kevin seems to be
in a lot of pain.
- If the chef can't cook,
nobody eats.
Every other area,
I can fix myself.
We're in the
middle of nowhere.
I'm just an old ----ing
line cook.
Doesn't get any worse than this.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- What's up, kev?
- I don't know.
I must have stretched
a muscle or something.
This is a nice position here,
but I can't stand up.
I just took a painkiller,
but for a serious pain,
I'll just give it 15 minutes.
I'll see how I'm feeling
in 15 minutes.
- Take as much time as it takes.
- Yeah, I'm gonna.
- ----Ing disaster.
I'm the only one that knows
anything about a galley.
I've owned 10 restaurants
over the last 20 years,
and I'm pretty goddamn
good on a grill.
- Oh.
- But I can't make a pimple
on his ass as far as
preparation and presentation.
We're just ----ed.
Keep me posted.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh my gosh, amazing.
- Hey.
- Okay.
- Hi.
- I'm gonna take a little break.
I can't live like this.
- Okay, we need to strike poses.
Chin out, chest out, butt out.
Go.
- Two shots, let's drop it.
- Short stay 12:00.
- Okay, let's get
the anchor ball up.
Make sure it's locked down.
- Ah.
Oh. Ah.
- I don't think there is one.
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
- You're alive.
How are you?
- We're on. Oh.
I've taken some painkillers.
I'm feeling a little bit better,
but I'm not in an ideal state.
But I need to be able
to do dinner service,
because no one can
cook on this boat,
I'll tell you that right now.
[ groaning ]
- take a break.
Be back at 6:00.
- Okay, perfect.
- Yeah, you can go down
as well, if you want.
- Sure. Yeah.
Just radio me if you need me.
- Ah, I don't give
a [bleep] anymore.
- Can we go through
dinner quickly
while we've got no one...
- Yeah, I love that idea.
- We're gonna start off
with a lobster bisque.
Yeah.
And then grilled venison
with roasted mushrooms
and broccolini.
For the main tonight, I'm doing
like a peppered venison.
It's very lean,
and it works well
for these health
conscious people.
We cook a lot of venison
back in new zealand.
That's a beautiful thing to
bring all the way to thailand
for these american people.
- Cool, man.
- Thank you.
- Hey.
- Hair and makeup ready, throw
on our red for the red party.
- Yeah.
- You need to write this down?
- Do you have
a sharpie anywhere?
- Hold on, hold on.
- The note taker right here.
- Do you have a pen and paper?
- You ever see the movie
"the notebook"?
- Oh, ow, that feels like a pen.
- Courtney, simone, go
change into your blacks.
- The whole text message things
was just to
maybe get a step
into a direction
where we could talk about
what's happening between us,
because I like
to sort things out,
and she doesn't
want to sort it out,
so it's really frustrating.
No, not at all.
It's all blown out
of proportion.
This is kind
of those gray areas,
because it's like well,
we haven't discussed it.
Are we actually together,
or are we not together, like.
- Exactly.
- It's that gray area.
- Maybe she doesn't want
to get back together.
- I don't know.
[ clears throat ]
[ yawning ]
- captain, captain, kate.
I'm just confirming dinner.
- What time?
- 8:30.
- That sounds delightful.
- Yeah.
- Tonight is an
independence-themed party
because alexis
would like to celebrate
her divorce independence.
We get it.
You're divorced.
You dry humping the boyfriend
was the first clue.
[ screams ]
- yeah.
- Yep.
- Okay, we'll put
the tender alongside,
and then we'll just
bring up that pool.
- Okay.
- Kate, I have a really
big favor to ask you.
- Yeah.
- This party, can we please
have it inside, 'cause I am ...
It's my fourth shower.
I really don't want to
take a fifth shower tonight.
- We can do that.
- Oh, I want it right here,
and if my friends get mad,
just remind them that
this is my charter, okay?
- I will.
No, I think it's a lovely idea.
I'm excited.
I really hate it
when the guests want
to eat inside
because it's right there.
It just makes my job
that much more difficult.
Guess what?
We're having dinner
in the main salon.
There's no room for mistakes
when the guests
are dining two feet
from where you're plating.
Will you please pull all
the plates, because we can't...
- That's what I was wondering...
- Get some white wine glasses.
You know, independence day
is red, white, and blue.
- Do it.
- Oh [bleep].
- Would you like a dance?
- Ah.
- Judging on last night,
I'm sure they're not
going to be up late.
- All right, cool.
- Sounds good.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- It's a party.
- Love it.
- It's go time.
- So when's the next invite
to your room?
- Um, I don't know.
- Tanner's cute.
He just has no shame.
And he's not even
being creepy about it.
It's just kind of cute.
He's like, serious,
like [ panting ].
Don't talk to me.
- Hey, hey.
- What?
- Don't you even breathe
around me.
- Are you guys fighting again?
- It's so cute.
[ sighs ]
[laughs ]
- tanner.
- Well, I don't know
enough of it.
I just see some flirting around.
- I can't believe this ----ing
asshole is doing this.
But at the same time,
like,
what the actual [bleep],
like seriously?
- How do you feel about it?
Do you regret going there?
- Coming up...
- Scoot over.
I don't care who.
- No?
- Yeah, I feel bad for rhylee.
They just like mean kids
at a playground.
- Let's do this.
- You look hot.
- I put on the lipstick
that won't come off.
- It's good.
- It's good.
- This is amazing.
- Oh.
- Hey.
- The man, the myth,
the legend.
The legend.
- Good news.
We could do the main aft,
since they're going to
be inside doing dinner.
- What if they go out after
dinner and spill more alcohol?
Then the rinse would be a waste.
- I'm going to do it while
they're doing dinner.
- All right.
- Okay.
- I love your hair piece.
- Oh, thank you.
- Let's just hold
for after dinner,
because we have to do the
starboard side walkway, too.
- The whole point is not to stay
out too late, too, right?
- I don't think they're
going to wanna watch
someone spraying a deck.
- I don't think
they're going
to be paying attention
to me spraying it.
- ----Ing rhylee.
Why does everything always
have to be a problem?
Like, why is your idea,
like, always the right idea?
Yeah, you want us
to spray during dinner?
- Okay.
This is a stupid ----ing move.
But it's not going to matter
whether I'm right or wrong.
- All right.
- Cool.
I'm going to help with service.
- Okay.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Got it.
- I'll be back.
- I would never break girl code,
but tanner is no longer
hooking up with simone.
- Oh.
- And also, simone's
been kind of annoying me,
so my girl code is slipping.
Thanks, tanner.
- I'm just very thankful
for my life right now,
and being here with you.
- Thank you.
- Love you all.
- Love you, too.
- This is why we
already went over
the dishware beforehand, kevin.
- For dinner, we're going to
start off with a lobster bisque.
Yeah.
- Cool, man.
- Thank you.
- Kate's so checked
out she doesn't even know
really how checked out she is.
She'd rather just
flirt with tanner,
and leave me in the deep water.
But hey, that's just kate.
- That's an argument
you're never gonna win.
- All right, guys. I've just
poured them very carefully,
so be careful.
- Oh.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- That'll certainly work.
- Oh, that's so good.
Diet starts in a couple days.
- Hey, simone,
do you need some help?
- Work with me.
- We just have
to make it tight, right?
- Um, yeah.
- Simone, simone.
- Uh, no, I didn't.
- Jiminy crickets.
- Is that what, like,
is that look like--
- no, it's exactly
what you think it is.
- I just feel my blood
pressure...
- Whoo.
Oh.
- Well, I mean,
it's a good thing
you didn't go any further
than you did...
Because honestly,
he's a ----ing moron.
- Here, I'll fix that one.
- Your crew put a chocolate
on our pillow every night.
You've eaten all
the chocolate almost.
- Got yours too, did he?
- Oh, he eats all my food.
But it's okay.
It keeps me skinny,
keeps him big and safe.
- More jammy.
[ whistling ]
- smells really good.
- Surprisingly, not bad.
- Beautiful.
- I'm behind you.
- I don't think any of us...
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, chef.
- So this one is venison.
We've just got a pumpkin
puree down at the bottom,
and then blueberry au jus
on top of the venison.
Enjoy.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, chef.
- Awesome.
- This is my first venison
I will have ever
eaten in my entire life.
- Unique blend of flavors.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh yeah.
- That's very good.
- Awesome.
- It's amazing.
- This is a very special moment.
- I love that.
- They love that.
- I don't like
fighting with anyone,
and I don't like that
it's not being resolved.
And I just don't want to
have it be acrimonious anymore.
Mm-hmm.
And I just miss brian.
He's so cute.
- That looks gorgeous.
Look how cute it is.
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, that looks beautiful.
- We've just got
a lemon bar with meringue
and down on the bottom's just
a coffee chocolate soil.
- That is the best dessert
we've had.
- Chef is doing a wonderful job.
- Nice, nice combination.
- That's why I barely fit
in my dress now.
- Great job, kevin.
They loved it.
Yay.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you for having me.
- Thank you.
- Oh, goodness.
- I love y'all.
- We love you.
- I'm tired.
- Night, guys.
- Night.
- Nighty-night.
- See you in the morning.
- Copy.
What a ----ing moron.
- Oh!
I'll be back.
Don't move.
- Yeah, thanks.
- Omg.
Like I'm definitely spinning
in my head right now.
- Not that I care,
I'm just curious.
How did that happen?
- Literally, I walked
and it slipped out of my ...
It flew out of my hands.
I can see the kind
of person that kate is.
I do not respect her anymore.
- So dangerous.
- It is everywhere.
- It's okay.
We only have one more charter.
- So, go ahead and laugh, bitch.
Operation one complete.
- Jiminy cricket.
- All right,
I'm gonna go to bed.
- All right, good night.
- I guess we'll call it a night.
- All right.
- You okay, bro?
- Good morning, everybody.
- Hey, girl.
- I'm sad it's the last day.
- I know. Me, too.
- I'm all right for now.
I can bear through it.
- No worse?
- No, no worse yet.
I can move.
- Good.
Stay in front of it.
- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I've only got four more days.
[ alarm beeping ]
- any sign of
the other two yet?
- Nada.
- So what's the crack
with you and courtney?
- Made up.
- Yeah?
That's good.
Just don't [bleep]
it up again, all right?
- I will do this, but there
was way too much tomato juice,
so can I just get like...
- Just a smaller glass?
- ... Vodka in
like a shorter cup?
- Okay.
- Morning. Courtney.
How you doing?
- Good.
- Yeah?
- Making drinks.
- Okay.
It looks pretty under control.
- Attention deck crew,
all right,
I guess we're ready to start
pulling the anchor.
- Morning, rhylee.
- Hey, brian.
Permission to flake
your chain, man.
- Is there any sign of tanner?
[ knocking ]
- tanner, let's go.
Wake up, brother.
People oversleep.
It happens.
But tanner's kind of
making this a habit now.
- Oh, ----ing hell.
- Standing by,
whenever you're ready.
- Copy.
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
- All right, let's do it.
- Jesus christ.
- That's the anchor home.
- Copy that, lock it down.
- Good morning.
- I'm at my wits end
with this crew.
It's not fair that
I work just as hard
if not harder than
all three of them.
But because tanner's a dude,
and one of the boys,
he gets away with murder.
- Let's get out of here.
- Coming up...
- Get out of my interior.
- Kate, I'm going through.
- She's not even letting
kevin into his own galley.
- Oh, I just heard a door slam.
- Get out of here.
I want you out.
- Bye. Farewell.
[ laughs ]
- this is my life.
- How's things been with rhylee?
- Much better.
We're a good team when
we're all working together.
It's only taken us all season.
- Goddamn it,
we got it together now.
We're ready.
- The muffins today
are banana and chocolate.
- Love you.
- Ooh.
- Here we go again.
- Egg order?
- I'll do the eggs benedict.
- Eggs benedict.
- Eggs benedict with three eggs.
- Three eggs.
- Eight.
No one should eat eight eggs.
Okay.
It's just weird.
You ready?
- Kind of.
- Three eggs benny.
Three scrambled eggs.
A five egg omelet.
Mushroom, bacon, spinach,
and cheddar.
An eight egg omelet with cheese.
- Eight eggs.
This could look like more than
enough for eight people, but.
- Yeah.
- Okay, you ready?
- Service, please.
- Eggs benny?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Got one more coming up.
- Beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Eight egg omelet.
- And that's it, right?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Oh, my gosh, jay.
- Here's your mountain o'egg.
- How's everything?
- Good.
- Wow.
- It's good.
- Mm-hmm.
- They're super happy.
- Okay, cool.
- Wait, wait, wait for it.
When they start concentrating,
that's when you nail them.
All right, now would be good.
[ boat horn honks ]
[ laughter ]
- [bleep]
- oh, my god.
- Whatever.
- Dude, this is going so fast.
- How are you doing, courtney?
- Good.
- What are they doing out there?
- Yeah, well, I'm going
to clear in a sec.
- Yeah, that's it.
- Okay.
- Oh, [bleep].
- Attention all crew.
I need everyone in whites
in five minutes.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Yeah, you guys.
[ boat horn blows ]
- all right,
we just got someone.
- Oh, my god.
[ boat horn blows ]
- attention all crew.
Let's get ready
to make the approach.
- Copy, cap.
- Brian and rhylee
on the bow today.
Tanner and myself on the stern.
- Okay.
- Copy that.
- I wanna just idle on up.
- Copy, captain.
- Oh, my god,
if that's my first boat,
I'm going to cry
and sh-- myself.
Oh, my god, it is my first boat.
What are the odds?
- Aww.
- I haven't seen this boat
in 10 years.
This boat is the reason
I fell in love
with yachting in
the first place.
I had sex on that boat.
All of my stewardess mess-ups
on that boat.
The last time I saw this boat,
I was being fired
in freeport, bahamas.
It's like seeing your long-lost
love by accident out of town.
You know think
that's a little weird.
In ft. Lauderdale, I handed
my cv to the first boat ever.
They hire me.
That's it.
Right there.
- I have your starboard quarter
at 25 feet from the dock.
That's a good line, cap.
- Lock it in.
- All right, cap.
We are secure.
- Good job, guys.
Thank you.
- I need everybody
on the aft deck.
Guests are on their way.
- Copy cap, copy.
- Oh, I'm so sad to go.
- I know.
- Best trip ever.
- Oh yeah.
- Guys, next time we
do a six day charter.
- Oh, for sure.
- Oh, we had the most
amazing time, guys.
Thank you.
- Thank you, guys.
- Bye.
- Thank you so much.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- It always feels great to
say goodbye to charter guests.
They were nice, but also,
I can't wait to untuck my shirt
and stop waiting on people.
- This has been, honestly, the
best vacation I've ever taken.
- Just wanted to hand
this over to you and team.
- Thank you, sir.
- For everyone's hard work.
We really appreciate it.
- Thank you guys so much.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- See you, guys.
- Bye-bye.
- Let's go to work.
- Should we get changed
and grab some lunch?
- Courtney, do you want
to sit and have lunch?
- Sure.
- Simone, you can
have lunch, too.
- Lunchtime.
- Oh, yeah.
That sh-- is spicy.
I like it.
- Anybody else need anything
while I'm over here?
- Scoot over,
or I don't care who.
- No?
- Not one move?
- So rude.
- Appreciate that.
That's really ----ing nice.
Seriously?
- You can sit there.
I need my elbow room.
- I feel bad for rhylee.
They just like mean kids
at a playground.
- Not going to give it any
attention, to be honest.
- No, don't.
- I think that when I started
out on my big yachting adventure
and I walked onto that boat,
I was such a bad stewardess,
and I've come a very long way.
And I think it's really special
that it happened
to show up here in thailand.
But also,
I can't be yachting forever.
I think I'm ready
for a new adventure.
- Attention all crew,
attention all crew.
I need everybody
in the crew mess in three.
- Copy.
- Oo, oo.
- Squeeze in.
- Thank you.
- Number eight in the books.
- Whew.
- Thanks to all of you.
So the tip was 17,500,
which is 1,590 apiece. So...
- Okay, good.
- Thank you.
- Nice job, rhylee.
- Thank you.
- Courtney.
- Thank you.
- Ashton.
So we're going to have guests
on tomorrow morning, 11:30.
You guys can go out
to dinner tonight.
And then back here early.
A good night's sleep,
get it hard in the morning.
Get ready.
Okay, guys.
Let's get after it.
Thank you.
- Thank you, captain.
- Thank you.
- I'm going to put
my ass into it.
- Yeah, yeah, for sure.
- Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy.
- Perhaps I should
take up smoking
and I can have 20 breaks,
and alleviate any stress
I may have from charter.
- Rhylee, your comments are not
being constructive right now.
- No.
- They're actually unnecessary.
- You're right. My comment
was actually just out of jest.
Kind of like
your guys' comments.
All the guests like me.
It's just you guys.
- The guests only have you
in small doses.
- So am I allowed
to make comments out of jest
or am I not?
Is it just you guys?
- Look, if this is going
to be your attitude,
I'd rather let you have a...
- It is my attitude.
- All right. So I'd rather
have a long break.
Calm down before things
get heated.
You're taking me on
about stupid little things.
That is not being
constructive towards anything.
You're getting a
bit of an attitude on you,
which is going
to rev everybody up.
So right now,
the best thing for you
is to go down and have a break.
And that's how I'm going
to manage you.
- Actually the best thing
for me would be able
to like clean by myself,
away from you guys.
- Cool. Then let's do things
your way and you guys can...
You can clean on your own
if that's what you want to do.
- Okay, great.
So where would you like me to
be able to clean by myself?
- No, no,
I'll get away from you.
You can clean on your own.
- Perhaps you want
to suggest firing me again.
Wouldn't work out
in your favor, ash.
- Coming up...
- Courtney's making
this sh-- worse.
- Oh my god.
- Uh, tanner,
don't go near rhylee.
She's asked to work alone today.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Just leave her to
do whatever she wants.
I'm done.
- What did she say?
- Well, she ----ed off with us.
I said to her,
"you're being ridiculous."
- rhylee is like a champagne
bottle on new year's.
She constantly shakes it up,
and you just don't know
when the cork's gonna pop.
Just one more charter.
One more charter and we're done.
We're done with rhylee.
- Dude, just be careful, bro.
- Yeah.
- Kate, ashton, and kevin,
I need to see you
in the crew mess immediately.
- Copy that.
- Copy, cap.
- Howdy, howdy.
- Hi.
- Hey, cap.
- Charter number nine.
- Let's do it.
[ laughs ]
- jemele hill.
She is a well-known
sports broadcaster.
She was on espn for 12 years,
but left to become
a senior staff writer
for the atlantic magazine.
She's ecstatic to take such
an extravagant trip
with
all her closest girlfriends.
All-lady trip.
- Copy that.
- Loves delicious food,
so feel free to pull out all
the stops on this one, pal.
- Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
- Jemele's getting married
later this year,
and wants this charter
to be a pre-bachelorette party
with her close friends.
On night one, she wants
to have a 90's theme party.
Night two is going
to be an all-white dinner party
that I am supposed to attend.
Jemele has requested
dirty themed drinks,
like blow-job shots.
Can we get any of those,
like, little dick lollipops?
- Anything for you, captain.
- Good.
- You need to serve them
a naughty bachelorette-themed
penis cake for dessert,
and I'm sure kate
is more than capable
of giving you some ideas.
- Thank you.
- I am confident going
into this cock cake.
I mean, there's only
a couple of steps here.
You've got to make the shaft,
the knob,
the balls, and the base.
- We don't want
to like cock rock?
- Oh, you want it
something standing up?
- Usually.
- Okay.
- That's more fun.
- I've got huge,
huge cock cake energy.
- I think it's gonna be
a great last charter.
- I think it's gonna be fun.
- I think so, too.
- Yeah, I get to make
a penis cake.
- You doing all right?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
- Okay.
- I'm just saying that...
- You know your body.
- Okay, cool, let's do it.
- Yeah.
- Hi, are you okay?
- So like everything between
you and tanner is done?
- I'm just over it, you know.
And I have to deal with...
- I know.
- ... People hitting on people.
- I don't think kate
likes him like that.
I think she's just flirting.
- Entertaining him.
- You know.
- Oh, he did?
- That's crazy.
- The worst thing is
that you just have to, like,
see them every single day,
you know.
And I was like I didn't
have a lot of expectations.
All I thought was it would
just be like a seasonal thing,
and then, you know,
it'll be done. You know.
- Right.
- And then he was like...
- But not disrespecting
you during that season.
- Yeah, exactly, you know.
I'm so irritated that
I'm still talking about this.
It's really irritating me.
- Yeah, well, you know
what you need to do?
- Get under someone else.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- It's 82 inside our room.
- Oh, I feel like
I'm going to be on fire.
- Let's go, mr. Dobson.
- I'm coming.
- We'll see who scores, though.
- He scores.
- Cheers to the last charter.
- Cheers, man.
- Cheers.
- We made it.
- ----Ing made it.
- ----Ing made it.
- I think that they
under-appreciate me.
And I think it's
one person in particular,
and unfortunately,
his attitude...
- I see that, yeah.
- And that's really hard
for me to walk into.
And I don't...
- It's hard for me
to see happening.
- I think rhylee deserves
a chance to work on a yacht
with actually
a manager who manages.
Ashton has gotten a little
too big for his bosun britches.
He's not giving you a chance,
and he's not being a leader.
- Is kate being too
much of a bitch
to stick your [bleep] in
or what?
What's going on?
- I don't like bitchy girls.
- Whatever.
- He's just stupid.
- I'm over it.
- He's very stupid.
- But I also want to get laid,
so the bitchier, the better.
I just wanna thank everyone
for giving me the support.
This one's to you, boys.
- Yeah.
- Coming up...
- You're a ----ing
misogynous pig.
- I'm saying [bleep] off
to you, you ----ing prick.
- All right, let's go.
- Could I eat that?
- I don't know what it is.
- Do you see that?
The cat had ----ing
glasses on.
- Yeah.
- Look at that.
I want to buy everything.
- I'm excited about
this night market.
Like, I want a scorpion
on a stick in the worst way.
- Oh.
- Oh, no.
- This is good.
- Is scorpion my spirit animal?
Because the
scorpion will be like
I'm nice, I'm nice, I'm nice.
And pssh and kills you.
- Crickets.
- Right there.
- Yes, it was good.
- I'll try it.
- This last bit.
- Can I get some of
these, this one, ten.
- We're in thailand, and
I'm in a thai market, you know.
And one more.
So I've got the chance
to buy insects,
I'm gonna buy some insects.
- I eat tomorrow,
tomorrow, tomorrow.
One more.
- Oh, just let her do it.
It's her kitchen.
- And one more.
Perfect.
- Oh, my god.
- Awesome.
And two more, yeah.
- Don't buy all of them.
- Well, can I just order
my food, and then you just...
- Yeah, I'm talking to him,
not you.
- Okay, cool.
Can you put this one
in a bag, please?
- Do you have any
more of the scorpion?
Do you have more?
- I'm just trying
to order some stuff.
- Scorpion.
He took them all?
- And rhylee just comes
up behind me, I don't know,
she's pissed off at me
already or what's going on.
I've just had enough of
this sh--.
- To you?
- Yeah.
- Oh, my god, I was just
like [bleep] me.
- You're pathetic.
- I'm pathetic.
- You are.
- I'm not stupid.
I know kevin's telling them
about the scorpion-gate
by the way ashton
rolls his eyes,
as if he's, like,
anticipating drama.
So you know what?
Here comes drama.
What do I care?
He's a ----ing boson.
- Hello?
- And you're a ----ing
fisherman, so whatever.
- And you're a ----ing chef.
- Have your say.
You've got the stage,
have your say.
- You've already had your...
- It's called gaslighting, and
we're not gonna be a part of it.
- Exactly.
- You're a ----ing
misogynist pig.
- Yeah, all right,
we're all misogynist pigs.
That's what we are.
- All right, rhylee.
All right, that's enough.
- Rhylee's a boss bitch.
I feel like me and rhylee are
actually like super similar,
except she says all the things
that I wish I could say but
I don't know if I can say them
because I'm trying not
to get my ass fired.
That's where rhylee and I part.
- Because I would ----ing
smash his face in.
- She hates your guts.
- The feeling's mutual.
- I'm just tired of ashton.
I ----ing will never
work with him again.
- Stop.
- A team, my ----ing ass.
- All she wants is
a reaction out of us.
- She's crying because
she's upset,
she's not crying for attention.
[ laughter ]
- [bleep] off.
I'm saying [bleep] off to you,
you ----ing prick.
- Rhylee, calm down.
- [bleep] off.
- Calm down, rhylee.
- Okay.
- I don't ----ing like you.
- Yeah, yeah,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
We got one more charter left.
- You want to go there?
- You're sticking up for
the wrong people, that's why.
- Courtney is
sticking up for rhylee,
which is stirring the pot.
She's not in the right here.
She's just making
this sh-- worse.
- You're allowed to tell
rhylee like to calm down,
but every time I do something,
you get mad at me for it.
And then you do the same thing.
Ah. [ bleep ] my life.
- Why are you crying?
- Don't get upset.
- Jesus.
It's ----ing embarrassing, bro.
- What's wrong?
- I'm just not used
to someone that I care about
being so aggressive,
and speaking at me.
I usually find comfort in brian,
but when he's yelling at me
for no reason,
I'm going to be upset about it.
It's just a little bit,
like, shocking.
- Oh.
- You think I'm going to get
fired for the last charter.
Do you think I'll be fired?
- No one's saying
anything, rhylee.
- I mean, let's just go.
- I just like can't do
anything right.
Like, whenever
I have an opinion, he's like,
"you're wrong."
like, "why you sticking up
for this person,"
and then he does the same thing,
but it's not okay when I do it.
And then he's very,
like, hot and cold.
- All I wanted was a nice night
at the thailand market
eating some scorpions.
But now rhylee's in full rage,
and we've got courtney sobbing.
- Get in the van.
- I don't give a ----...
- Get in the van.
- And then what, kate?
- Get in the van.
- Don't. Don't touch me.
- But it doesn't
hurt me personally,
because when rhylee
screams at me,
I feel like it's more
in a sister way.
Like she needs
to scream at someone,
and she knows I'll take it.
What a disaster.
- Oh sh--.
- Oh.
- What?
- Oh sh--, you did it.
- I did, so, cheers.
- Friendship bracelets.
- Yes!
- I want this one.
- I want this one.
- Okay.
- You guys all
want to think it's a disaster,
and it's nothing,
but you're not the one getting
the ----ing brunt of it.
- Rhylee, you are not the
only person in this crew.
Please stop talking.
- Yo, ----ing brian.
- Nice to be...
- This bracelet's dope.
- Thank you.
You like it?
- You've had plenty of time.
I want you to stop talking.
- I've had plenty
of time to what?
My time is over
now to feel hurt
by the ----ing way
my crew treats me?
- Yep. It sure is.
- So we're going to listen to
the ----ing music
and do what you want to do?
- Yep.
- Right. Let's do that.
- Shut up.
- Everyone touch bracelets.
- Oh yeah, let's
touch bracelets.
- Let's touch bracelets.
- What happened, courtney?
What's wrong?
- What do you think
happened, rhylee?
- I don't know,
that's why I'm asking courtney.
- Yeah, your outrage.
- Get the [bleep] off of my
----ing jock right now, kate.
- Coming up...
- This hour of the night,
I don't need to hear
slamming doors, loud voices.
If anybody has
an issue with that,
I'll be in my quarters
and y'all come see me.
[ laughter ]
- I'm so ----ing pissed
I could kick somebody's face in.
- You know what?
I'm actually not getting
involved in any more drama.
- I don't need her ----ing
coming up to me
while I'm upset with
somebody else
and then ----ing acting
like she's ----ing queen bee.
That's bullsh--.
This is not a yacht crew,
this is a dumb nonsense ----ing
bullsh-- crew.
- Jiminy cricket.
- Here you are.
- ...Upset with me
for everything
that I have an opinion on.
I don't know what's
going on with brian.
Especially when
he's been drinking.
I'm just over it.
Everything I do, he's just
like, "why did you do that?"
and I get the cold shoulder.
I don't get a conversation.
I get, "wow, I can't believe
you did that."
- my boy blue.
- You my boy blue.
- Like I don't wanna
rekindle that
if he's gonna deal with
conversations like a toddler.
[ sighs ]
- hey, cheers, boys.
- Cheers, brother.
- Cheers, brothers.
- You've got an
agenda tonight, brother.
- Oh, that's...
- You do.
You've got a ----ing mission,
my friend.
- Once the whole rhylee sh--
happened, I knew that was it.
- There she is.
[ cheers ]
- lemons.
- Oh I love it.
- I can't hear what
the boys are saying,
but I've been around them
enough to know
if it's my name coming
out of their mouth,
I'm pretty sure they're
talking sh--.
[bleep] you.
- Don't slam the door.
- Now I can ----ing say that
that doesn't happen tonight.
Thanks a lot, ken.
- Oh, where did those bags of
----ing bugs go, by the way?
- All right, I'll go down
and get them now.
- It's all right.
- Kate, I said
cheetos and coca cola.
- Chill out.
- Kate, I'm going through.
Kate, come on.
Don't be dramatic.
- Can I walk up and around?
- Kevin has put his foot down
multiple times
about I can't put
the wine in the fridge.
He's made an argument
out of everything.
Well guess what?
I am the head of a
department on this boat, too,
and my department's
the interior,
and you can't be in it.
- Oh, my god.
She's not even letting
kevin into his own galley.
- Come on, kate.
Kate, seriously,
move, please, kate.
Come on.
- Oh, he just got a
door slammed in his face.
- Kevin got a door slammed?
- Little katie has
come out to play again.
And she's acting
like a little brat.
- Kate, what are you doing?
This is too dramatic.
This is ...
This is...
- Get out of here.
- I'm not gonna stick
around for that.
- Just get me through the door.
- No, no.
- Oh, for [bleep]'s sake.
Seriously,
kate's being dramatic.
I'll wake up captain.
Kate's being dramatic.
----Ing psycho.
Guys, now I'm panicked.
I just walked through
the interior of kate.
It's getting heated, and
it is getting heated quickly.
We're talking channel
nine business.
- There she is.
- Kate, seriously, stop
being so dramatic.
What happened?
What, no, tell us
what happened,
that we're being so
dramatic about.
- Stop slamming doors.
It's not necessary.
It's everybody's boat.
Let's have respect for the boat.
- Yeah, it is.
Stop slamming doors.
- That's not the right
way to act.
- What's happening, kate?
- Kate, tell us
what's happening.
What did you hear
in your own head?
- Sorry, cap.
- What the [bleep]
is going on?
- I don't know.
- Nobody knows,
and I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
All I want is people
to get into bed
and be ready to go
in the morning.
- Copy that, captain.
- Copy.
- That's all I want.
- Copy that.
- The rest of it's irrelevant
and bullsh-- right now.
In less than 12 hours,
we've got charter guests.
And they're still up
kicking this dead horse?
I'm madder than
a pissed-on chicken.
This hour of the night,
I don't need to hear
slamming doors, loud voices.
If anybody has an issue with
that, I'll be in my quarters,
and y'all come see me.
All or collectively, one at a
time, I don't give a [bleep].
They're acting like assholes.
I've had enough.
There'll be hell to pay
in the morning.
And I'm it, mother----ers.
- Oh sh--.
- Next on below deck...
- What's up, you sexy librarian?
We'll set a sex date.
----Ing, and we'll go
whole foods on that sh--.
- I don't know what that means.
Okay.
[ crying ]
- hey.
- We're not seeing
eye-to-eye at all.
- Damn, this lady's real famous.
- I think it'll be fun.
- We're not getting on
your nerves, are we?
- No, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
- If anybody here feels
that they can't get along,
go downstairs, pack your
----ing bags, and leave.
- I don't know why you're
being a dick about this.
- I'm trying to explain
to you that we have a lot
of sh-- to carry.
Karma is my spirit animal.
She's such a bitch.
- Let's go with the cake.
- Let's do it.
I'm a bit nervous,
but here goes nothing.
- Um...
- Wow.
- Oh.
- You're on your own, kevin.
- Now what do we do with it?
- For mo
- You got warned by captain.
- Quit pointing your ----ing
finger at me.
- This ain't alaska.
It's a yacht.
- I will do better.
- I expect it.
- I have a tough exterior.
- It's okay.
- But I have feelings.
- Uh, please start
cleaning the jacuzzi.
She's at the bottom
of the ranks.
Just keep quiet
and take the orders.
- It's just a little
awkward with simone.
Should probably
wait a day or two.
Would you be offended
if tanner came in here,
and we hooked up under you?
- If I was asleep,
I wouldn't give a [bleep].
- Okay, great.
- Orange county, housewife.
[ screams ]
- and I guess she got divorced.
She wants to celebrate
independence day.
- Everyone needs
to get divorced.
- She's going around
like saying sh-- now.
- I don't understand why you
went to kate and kevin.
- It didn't feel that big
of a deal to me.
- Ah.
Oh.
- What are you doing
on the floor?
- [bleep], it hurts.
- Kevin seems to be
in a lot of pain.
- If the chef can't cook,
nobody eats.
Every other area,
I can fix myself.
We're in the
middle of nowhere.
I'm just an old ----ing
line cook.
Doesn't get any worse than this.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- What's up, kev?
- I don't know.
I must have stretched
a muscle or something.
This is a nice position here,
but I can't stand up.
I just took a painkiller,
but for a serious pain,
I'll just give it 15 minutes.
I'll see how I'm feeling
in 15 minutes.
- Take as much time as it takes.
- Yeah, I'm gonna.
- ----Ing disaster.
I'm the only one that knows
anything about a galley.
I've owned 10 restaurants
over the last 20 years,
and I'm pretty goddamn
good on a grill.
- Oh.
- But I can't make a pimple
on his ass as far as
preparation and presentation.
We're just ----ed.
Keep me posted.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh my gosh, amazing.
- Hey.
- Okay.
- Hi.
- I'm gonna take a little break.
I can't live like this.
- Okay, we need to strike poses.
Chin out, chest out, butt out.
Go.
- Two shots, let's drop it.
- Short stay 12:00.
- Okay, let's get
the anchor ball up.
Make sure it's locked down.
- Ah.
Oh. Ah.
- I don't think there is one.
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
- You're alive.
How are you?
- We're on. Oh.
I've taken some painkillers.
I'm feeling a little bit better,
but I'm not in an ideal state.
But I need to be able
to do dinner service,
because no one can
cook on this boat,
I'll tell you that right now.
[ groaning ]
- take a break.
Be back at 6:00.
- Okay, perfect.
- Yeah, you can go down
as well, if you want.
- Sure. Yeah.
Just radio me if you need me.
- Ah, I don't give
a [bleep] anymore.
- Can we go through
dinner quickly
while we've got no one...
- Yeah, I love that idea.
- We're gonna start off
with a lobster bisque.
Yeah.
And then grilled venison
with roasted mushrooms
and broccolini.
For the main tonight, I'm doing
like a peppered venison.
It's very lean,
and it works well
for these health
conscious people.
We cook a lot of venison
back in new zealand.
That's a beautiful thing to
bring all the way to thailand
for these american people.
- Cool, man.
- Thank you.
- Hey.
- Hair and makeup ready, throw
on our red for the red party.
- Yeah.
- You need to write this down?
- Do you have
a sharpie anywhere?
- Hold on, hold on.
- The note taker right here.
- Do you have a pen and paper?
- You ever see the movie
"the notebook"?
- Oh, ow, that feels like a pen.
- Courtney, simone, go
change into your blacks.
- The whole text message things
was just to
maybe get a step
into a direction
where we could talk about
what's happening between us,
because I like
to sort things out,
and she doesn't
want to sort it out,
so it's really frustrating.
No, not at all.
It's all blown out
of proportion.
This is kind
of those gray areas,
because it's like well,
we haven't discussed it.
Are we actually together,
or are we not together, like.
- Exactly.
- It's that gray area.
- Maybe she doesn't want
to get back together.
- I don't know.
[ clears throat ]
[ yawning ]
- captain, captain, kate.
I'm just confirming dinner.
- What time?
- 8:30.
- That sounds delightful.
- Yeah.
- Tonight is an
independence-themed party
because alexis
would like to celebrate
her divorce independence.
We get it.
You're divorced.
You dry humping the boyfriend
was the first clue.
[ screams ]
- yeah.
- Yep.
- Okay, we'll put
the tender alongside,
and then we'll just
bring up that pool.
- Okay.
- Kate, I have a really
big favor to ask you.
- Yeah.
- This party, can we please
have it inside, 'cause I am ...
It's my fourth shower.
I really don't want to
take a fifth shower tonight.
- We can do that.
- Oh, I want it right here,
and if my friends get mad,
just remind them that
this is my charter, okay?
- I will.
No, I think it's a lovely idea.
I'm excited.
I really hate it
when the guests want
to eat inside
because it's right there.
It just makes my job
that much more difficult.
Guess what?
We're having dinner
in the main salon.
There's no room for mistakes
when the guests
are dining two feet
from where you're plating.
Will you please pull all
the plates, because we can't...
- That's what I was wondering...
- Get some white wine glasses.
You know, independence day
is red, white, and blue.
- Do it.
- Oh [bleep].
- Would you like a dance?
- Ah.
- Judging on last night,
I'm sure they're not
going to be up late.
- All right, cool.
- Sounds good.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- It's a party.
- Love it.
- It's go time.
- So when's the next invite
to your room?
- Um, I don't know.
- Tanner's cute.
He just has no shame.
And he's not even
being creepy about it.
It's just kind of cute.
He's like, serious,
like [ panting ].
Don't talk to me.
- Hey, hey.
- What?
- Don't you even breathe
around me.
- Are you guys fighting again?
- It's so cute.
[ sighs ]
[laughs ]
- tanner.
- Well, I don't know
enough of it.
I just see some flirting around.
- I can't believe this ----ing
asshole is doing this.
But at the same time,
like,
what the actual [bleep],
like seriously?
- How do you feel about it?
Do you regret going there?
- Coming up...
- Scoot over.
I don't care who.
- No?
- Yeah, I feel bad for rhylee.
They just like mean kids
at a playground.
- Let's do this.
- You look hot.
- I put on the lipstick
that won't come off.
- It's good.
- It's good.
- This is amazing.
- Oh.
- Hey.
- The man, the myth,
the legend.
The legend.
- Good news.
We could do the main aft,
since they're going to
be inside doing dinner.
- What if they go out after
dinner and spill more alcohol?
Then the rinse would be a waste.
- I'm going to do it while
they're doing dinner.
- All right.
- Okay.
- I love your hair piece.
- Oh, thank you.
- Let's just hold
for after dinner,
because we have to do the
starboard side walkway, too.
- The whole point is not to stay
out too late, too, right?
- I don't think they're
going to wanna watch
someone spraying a deck.
- I don't think
they're going
to be paying attention
to me spraying it.
- ----Ing rhylee.
Why does everything always
have to be a problem?
Like, why is your idea,
like, always the right idea?
Yeah, you want us
to spray during dinner?
- Okay.
This is a stupid ----ing move.
But it's not going to matter
whether I'm right or wrong.
- All right.
- Cool.
I'm going to help with service.
- Okay.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Got it.
- I'll be back.
- I would never break girl code,
but tanner is no longer
hooking up with simone.
- Oh.
- And also, simone's
been kind of annoying me,
so my girl code is slipping.
Thanks, tanner.
- I'm just very thankful
for my life right now,
and being here with you.
- Thank you.
- Love you all.
- Love you, too.
- This is why we
already went over
the dishware beforehand, kevin.
- For dinner, we're going to
start off with a lobster bisque.
Yeah.
- Cool, man.
- Thank you.
- Kate's so checked
out she doesn't even know
really how checked out she is.
She'd rather just
flirt with tanner,
and leave me in the deep water.
But hey, that's just kate.
- That's an argument
you're never gonna win.
- All right, guys. I've just
poured them very carefully,
so be careful.
- Oh.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- That'll certainly work.
- Oh, that's so good.
Diet starts in a couple days.
- Hey, simone,
do you need some help?
- Work with me.
- We just have
to make it tight, right?
- Um, yeah.
- Simone, simone.
- Uh, no, I didn't.
- Jiminy crickets.
- Is that what, like,
is that look like--
- no, it's exactly
what you think it is.
- I just feel my blood
pressure...
- Whoo.
Oh.
- Well, I mean,
it's a good thing
you didn't go any further
than you did...
Because honestly,
he's a ----ing moron.
- Here, I'll fix that one.
- Your crew put a chocolate
on our pillow every night.
You've eaten all
the chocolate almost.
- Got yours too, did he?
- Oh, he eats all my food.
But it's okay.
It keeps me skinny,
keeps him big and safe.
- More jammy.
[ whistling ]
- smells really good.
- Surprisingly, not bad.
- Beautiful.
- I'm behind you.
- I don't think any of us...
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, chef.
- So this one is venison.
We've just got a pumpkin
puree down at the bottom,
and then blueberry au jus
on top of the venison.
Enjoy.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, chef.
- Awesome.
- This is my first venison
I will have ever
eaten in my entire life.
- Unique blend of flavors.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh yeah.
- That's very good.
- Awesome.
- It's amazing.
- This is a very special moment.
- I love that.
- They love that.
- I don't like
fighting with anyone,
and I don't like that
it's not being resolved.
And I just don't want to
have it be acrimonious anymore.
Mm-hmm.
And I just miss brian.
He's so cute.
- That looks gorgeous.
Look how cute it is.
- Thank you so much.
- Oh, that looks beautiful.
- We've just got
a lemon bar with meringue
and down on the bottom's just
a coffee chocolate soil.
- That is the best dessert
we've had.
- Chef is doing a wonderful job.
- Nice, nice combination.
- That's why I barely fit
in my dress now.
- Great job, kevin.
They loved it.
Yay.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you for having me.
- Thank you.
- Oh, goodness.
- I love y'all.
- We love you.
- I'm tired.
- Night, guys.
- Night.
- Nighty-night.
- See you in the morning.
- Copy.
What a ----ing moron.
- Oh!
I'll be back.
Don't move.
- Yeah, thanks.
- Omg.
Like I'm definitely spinning
in my head right now.
- Not that I care,
I'm just curious.
How did that happen?
- Literally, I walked
and it slipped out of my ...
It flew out of my hands.
I can see the kind
of person that kate is.
I do not respect her anymore.
- So dangerous.
- It is everywhere.
- It's okay.
We only have one more charter.
- So, go ahead and laugh, bitch.
Operation one complete.
- Jiminy cricket.
- All right,
I'm gonna go to bed.
- All right, good night.
- I guess we'll call it a night.
- All right.
- You okay, bro?
- Good morning, everybody.
- Hey, girl.
- I'm sad it's the last day.
- I know. Me, too.
- I'm all right for now.
I can bear through it.
- No worse?
- No, no worse yet.
I can move.
- Good.
Stay in front of it.
- Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I've only got four more days.
[ alarm beeping ]
- any sign of
the other two yet?
- Nada.
- So what's the crack
with you and courtney?
- Made up.
- Yeah?
That's good.
Just don't [bleep]
it up again, all right?
- I will do this, but there
was way too much tomato juice,
so can I just get like...
- Just a smaller glass?
- ... Vodka in
like a shorter cup?
- Okay.
- Morning. Courtney.
How you doing?
- Good.
- Yeah?
- Making drinks.
- Okay.
It looks pretty under control.
- Attention deck crew,
all right,
I guess we're ready to start
pulling the anchor.
- Morning, rhylee.
- Hey, brian.
Permission to flake
your chain, man.
- Is there any sign of tanner?
[ knocking ]
- tanner, let's go.
Wake up, brother.
People oversleep.
It happens.
But tanner's kind of
making this a habit now.
- Oh, ----ing hell.
- Standing by,
whenever you're ready.
- Copy.
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
- All right, let's do it.
- Jesus christ.
- That's the anchor home.
- Copy that, lock it down.
- Good morning.
- I'm at my wits end
with this crew.
It's not fair that
I work just as hard
if not harder than
all three of them.
But because tanner's a dude,
and one of the boys,
he gets away with murder.
- Let's get out of here.
- Coming up...
- Get out of my interior.
- Kate, I'm going through.
- She's not even letting
kevin into his own galley.
- Oh, I just heard a door slam.
- Get out of here.
I want you out.
- Bye. Farewell.
[ laughs ]
- this is my life.
- How's things been with rhylee?
- Much better.
We're a good team when
we're all working together.
It's only taken us all season.
- Goddamn it,
we got it together now.
We're ready.
- The muffins today
are banana and chocolate.
- Love you.
- Ooh.
- Here we go again.
- Egg order?
- I'll do the eggs benedict.
- Eggs benedict.
- Eggs benedict with three eggs.
- Three eggs.
- Eight.
No one should eat eight eggs.
Okay.
It's just weird.
You ready?
- Kind of.
- Three eggs benny.
Three scrambled eggs.
A five egg omelet.
Mushroom, bacon, spinach,
and cheddar.
An eight egg omelet with cheese.
- Eight eggs.
This could look like more than
enough for eight people, but.
- Yeah.
- Okay, you ready?
- Service, please.
- Eggs benny?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Got one more coming up.
- Beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Eight egg omelet.
- And that's it, right?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Oh, my gosh, jay.
- Here's your mountain o'egg.
- How's everything?
- Good.
- Wow.
- It's good.
- Mm-hmm.
- They're super happy.
- Okay, cool.
- Wait, wait, wait for it.
When they start concentrating,
that's when you nail them.
All right, now would be good.
[ boat horn honks ]
[ laughter ]
- [bleep]
- oh, my god.
- Whatever.
- Dude, this is going so fast.
- How are you doing, courtney?
- Good.
- What are they doing out there?
- Yeah, well, I'm going
to clear in a sec.
- Yeah, that's it.
- Okay.
- Oh, [bleep].
- Attention all crew.
I need everyone in whites
in five minutes.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Yeah, you guys.
[ boat horn blows ]
- all right,
we just got someone.
- Oh, my god.
[ boat horn blows ]
- attention all crew.
Let's get ready
to make the approach.
- Copy, cap.
- Brian and rhylee
on the bow today.
Tanner and myself on the stern.
- Okay.
- Copy that.
- I wanna just idle on up.
- Copy, captain.
- Oh, my god,
if that's my first boat,
I'm going to cry
and sh-- myself.
Oh, my god, it is my first boat.
What are the odds?
- Aww.
- I haven't seen this boat
in 10 years.
This boat is the reason
I fell in love
with yachting in
the first place.
I had sex on that boat.
All of my stewardess mess-ups
on that boat.
The last time I saw this boat,
I was being fired
in freeport, bahamas.
It's like seeing your long-lost
love by accident out of town.
You know think
that's a little weird.
In ft. Lauderdale, I handed
my cv to the first boat ever.
They hire me.
That's it.
Right there.
- I have your starboard quarter
at 25 feet from the dock.
That's a good line, cap.
- Lock it in.
- All right, cap.
We are secure.
- Good job, guys.
Thank you.
- I need everybody
on the aft deck.
Guests are on their way.
- Copy cap, copy.
- Oh, I'm so sad to go.
- I know.
- Best trip ever.
- Oh yeah.
- Guys, next time we
do a six day charter.
- Oh, for sure.
- Oh, we had the most
amazing time, guys.
Thank you.
- Thank you, guys.
- Bye.
- Thank you so much.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- It always feels great to
say goodbye to charter guests.
They were nice, but also,
I can't wait to untuck my shirt
and stop waiting on people.
- This has been, honestly, the
best vacation I've ever taken.
- Just wanted to hand
this over to you and team.
- Thank you, sir.
- For everyone's hard work.
We really appreciate it.
- Thank you guys so much.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- See you, guys.
- Bye-bye.
- Let's go to work.
- Should we get changed
and grab some lunch?
- Courtney, do you want
to sit and have lunch?
- Sure.
- Simone, you can
have lunch, too.
- Lunchtime.
- Oh, yeah.
That sh-- is spicy.
I like it.
- Anybody else need anything
while I'm over here?
- Scoot over,
or I don't care who.
- No?
- Not one move?
- So rude.
- Appreciate that.
That's really ----ing nice.
Seriously?
- You can sit there.
I need my elbow room.
- I feel bad for rhylee.
They just like mean kids
at a playground.
- Not going to give it any
attention, to be honest.
- No, don't.
- I think that when I started
out on my big yachting adventure
and I walked onto that boat,
I was such a bad stewardess,
and I've come a very long way.
And I think it's really special
that it happened
to show up here in thailand.
But also,
I can't be yachting forever.
I think I'm ready
for a new adventure.
- Attention all crew,
attention all crew.
I need everybody
in the crew mess in three.
- Copy.
- Oo, oo.
- Squeeze in.
- Thank you.
- Number eight in the books.
- Whew.
- Thanks to all of you.
So the tip was 17,500,
which is 1,590 apiece. So...
- Okay, good.
- Thank you.
- Nice job, rhylee.
- Thank you.
- Courtney.
- Thank you.
- Ashton.
So we're going to have guests
on tomorrow morning, 11:30.
You guys can go out
to dinner tonight.
And then back here early.
A good night's sleep,
get it hard in the morning.
Get ready.
Okay, guys.
Let's get after it.
Thank you.
- Thank you, captain.
- Thank you.
- I'm going to put
my ass into it.
- Yeah, yeah, for sure.
- Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy.
- Perhaps I should
take up smoking
and I can have 20 breaks,
and alleviate any stress
I may have from charter.
- Rhylee, your comments are not
being constructive right now.
- No.
- They're actually unnecessary.
- You're right. My comment
was actually just out of jest.
Kind of like
your guys' comments.
All the guests like me.
It's just you guys.
- The guests only have you
in small doses.
- So am I allowed
to make comments out of jest
or am I not?
Is it just you guys?
- Look, if this is going
to be your attitude,
I'd rather let you have a...
- It is my attitude.
- All right. So I'd rather
have a long break.
Calm down before things
get heated.
You're taking me on
about stupid little things.
That is not being
constructive towards anything.
You're getting a
bit of an attitude on you,
which is going
to rev everybody up.
So right now,
the best thing for you
is to go down and have a break.
And that's how I'm going
to manage you.
- Actually the best thing
for me would be able
to like clean by myself,
away from you guys.
- Cool. Then let's do things
your way and you guys can...
You can clean on your own
if that's what you want to do.
- Okay, great.
So where would you like me to
be able to clean by myself?
- No, no,
I'll get away from you.
You can clean on your own.
- Perhaps you want
to suggest firing me again.
Wouldn't work out
in your favor, ash.
- Coming up...
- Courtney's making
this sh-- worse.
- Oh my god.
- Uh, tanner,
don't go near rhylee.
She's asked to work alone today.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Just leave her to
do whatever she wants.
I'm done.
- What did she say?
- Well, she ----ed off with us.
I said to her,
"you're being ridiculous."
- rhylee is like a champagne
bottle on new year's.
She constantly shakes it up,
and you just don't know
when the cork's gonna pop.
Just one more charter.
One more charter and we're done.
We're done with rhylee.
- Dude, just be careful, bro.
- Yeah.
- Kate, ashton, and kevin,
I need to see you
in the crew mess immediately.
- Copy that.
- Copy, cap.
- Howdy, howdy.
- Hi.
- Hey, cap.
- Charter number nine.
- Let's do it.
[ laughs ]
- jemele hill.
She is a well-known
sports broadcaster.
She was on espn for 12 years,
but left to become
a senior staff writer
for the atlantic magazine.
She's ecstatic to take such
an extravagant trip
with
all her closest girlfriends.
All-lady trip.
- Copy that.
- Loves delicious food,
so feel free to pull out all
the stops on this one, pal.
- Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
- Jemele's getting married
later this year,
and wants this charter
to be a pre-bachelorette party
with her close friends.
On night one, she wants
to have a 90's theme party.
Night two is going
to be an all-white dinner party
that I am supposed to attend.
Jemele has requested
dirty themed drinks,
like blow-job shots.
Can we get any of those,
like, little dick lollipops?
- Anything for you, captain.
- Good.
- You need to serve them
a naughty bachelorette-themed
penis cake for dessert,
and I'm sure kate
is more than capable
of giving you some ideas.
- Thank you.
- I am confident going
into this cock cake.
I mean, there's only
a couple of steps here.
You've got to make the shaft,
the knob,
the balls, and the base.
- We don't want
to like cock rock?
- Oh, you want it
something standing up?
- Usually.
- Okay.
- That's more fun.
- I've got huge,
huge cock cake energy.
- I think it's gonna be
a great last charter.
- I think it's gonna be fun.
- I think so, too.
- Yeah, I get to make
a penis cake.
- You doing all right?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
- Okay.
- I'm just saying that...
- You know your body.
- Okay, cool, let's do it.
- Yeah.
- Hi, are you okay?
- So like everything between
you and tanner is done?
- I'm just over it, you know.
And I have to deal with...
- I know.
- ... People hitting on people.
- I don't think kate
likes him like that.
I think she's just flirting.
- Entertaining him.
- You know.
- Oh, he did?
- That's crazy.
- The worst thing is
that you just have to, like,
see them every single day,
you know.
And I was like I didn't
have a lot of expectations.
All I thought was it would
just be like a seasonal thing,
and then, you know,
it'll be done. You know.
- Right.
- And then he was like...
- But not disrespecting
you during that season.
- Yeah, exactly, you know.
I'm so irritated that
I'm still talking about this.
It's really irritating me.
- Yeah, well, you know
what you need to do?
- Get under someone else.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- It's 82 inside our room.
- Oh, I feel like
I'm going to be on fire.
- Let's go, mr. Dobson.
- I'm coming.
- We'll see who scores, though.
- He scores.
- Cheers to the last charter.
- Cheers, man.
- Cheers.
- We made it.
- ----Ing made it.
- ----Ing made it.
- I think that they
under-appreciate me.
And I think it's
one person in particular,
and unfortunately,
his attitude...
- I see that, yeah.
- And that's really hard
for me to walk into.
And I don't...
- It's hard for me
to see happening.
- I think rhylee deserves
a chance to work on a yacht
with actually
a manager who manages.
Ashton has gotten a little
too big for his bosun britches.
He's not giving you a chance,
and he's not being a leader.
- Is kate being too
much of a bitch
to stick your [bleep] in
or what?
What's going on?
- I don't like bitchy girls.
- Whatever.
- He's just stupid.
- I'm over it.
- He's very stupid.
- But I also want to get laid,
so the bitchier, the better.
I just wanna thank everyone
for giving me the support.
This one's to you, boys.
- Yeah.
- Coming up...
- You're a ----ing
misogynous pig.
- I'm saying [bleep] off
to you, you ----ing prick.
- All right, let's go.
- Could I eat that?
- I don't know what it is.
- Do you see that?
The cat had ----ing
glasses on.
- Yeah.
- Look at that.
I want to buy everything.
- I'm excited about
this night market.
Like, I want a scorpion
on a stick in the worst way.
- Oh.
- Oh, no.
- This is good.
- Is scorpion my spirit animal?
Because the
scorpion will be like
I'm nice, I'm nice, I'm nice.
And pssh and kills you.
- Crickets.
- Right there.
- Yes, it was good.
- I'll try it.
- This last bit.
- Can I get some of
these, this one, ten.
- We're in thailand, and
I'm in a thai market, you know.
And one more.
So I've got the chance
to buy insects,
I'm gonna buy some insects.
- I eat tomorrow,
tomorrow, tomorrow.
One more.
- Oh, just let her do it.
It's her kitchen.
- And one more.
Perfect.
- Oh, my god.
- Awesome.
And two more, yeah.
- Don't buy all of them.
- Well, can I just order
my food, and then you just...
- Yeah, I'm talking to him,
not you.
- Okay, cool.
Can you put this one
in a bag, please?
- Do you have any
more of the scorpion?
Do you have more?
- I'm just trying
to order some stuff.
- Scorpion.
He took them all?
- And rhylee just comes
up behind me, I don't know,
she's pissed off at me
already or what's going on.
I've just had enough of
this sh--.
- To you?
- Yeah.
- Oh, my god, I was just
like [bleep] me.
- You're pathetic.
- I'm pathetic.
- You are.
- I'm not stupid.
I know kevin's telling them
about the scorpion-gate
by the way ashton
rolls his eyes,
as if he's, like,
anticipating drama.
So you know what?
Here comes drama.
What do I care?
He's a ----ing boson.
- Hello?
- And you're a ----ing
fisherman, so whatever.
- And you're a ----ing chef.
- Have your say.
You've got the stage,
have your say.
- You've already had your...
- It's called gaslighting, and
we're not gonna be a part of it.
- Exactly.
- You're a ----ing
misogynist pig.
- Yeah, all right,
we're all misogynist pigs.
That's what we are.
- All right, rhylee.
All right, that's enough.
- Rhylee's a boss bitch.
I feel like me and rhylee are
actually like super similar,
except she says all the things
that I wish I could say but
I don't know if I can say them
because I'm trying not
to get my ass fired.
That's where rhylee and I part.
- Because I would ----ing
smash his face in.
- She hates your guts.
- The feeling's mutual.
- I'm just tired of ashton.
I ----ing will never
work with him again.
- Stop.
- A team, my ----ing ass.
- All she wants is
a reaction out of us.
- She's crying because
she's upset,
she's not crying for attention.
[ laughter ]
- [bleep] off.
I'm saying [bleep] off to you,
you ----ing prick.
- Rhylee, calm down.
- [bleep] off.
- Calm down, rhylee.
- Okay.
- I don't ----ing like you.
- Yeah, yeah,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
We got one more charter left.
- You want to go there?
- You're sticking up for
the wrong people, that's why.
- Courtney is
sticking up for rhylee,
which is stirring the pot.
She's not in the right here.
She's just making
this sh-- worse.
- You're allowed to tell
rhylee like to calm down,
but every time I do something,
you get mad at me for it.
And then you do the same thing.
Ah. [ bleep ] my life.
- Why are you crying?
- Don't get upset.
- Jesus.
It's ----ing embarrassing, bro.
- What's wrong?
- I'm just not used
to someone that I care about
being so aggressive,
and speaking at me.
I usually find comfort in brian,
but when he's yelling at me
for no reason,
I'm going to be upset about it.
It's just a little bit,
like, shocking.
- Oh.
- You think I'm going to get
fired for the last charter.
Do you think I'll be fired?
- No one's saying
anything, rhylee.
- I mean, let's just go.
- I just like can't do
anything right.
Like, whenever
I have an opinion, he's like,
"you're wrong."
like, "why you sticking up
for this person,"
and then he does the same thing,
but it's not okay when I do it.
And then he's very,
like, hot and cold.
- All I wanted was a nice night
at the thailand market
eating some scorpions.
But now rhylee's in full rage,
and we've got courtney sobbing.
- Get in the van.
- I don't give a ----...
- Get in the van.
- And then what, kate?
- Get in the van.
- Don't. Don't touch me.
- But it doesn't
hurt me personally,
because when rhylee
screams at me,
I feel like it's more
in a sister way.
Like she needs
to scream at someone,
and she knows I'll take it.
What a disaster.
- Oh sh--.
- Oh.
- What?
- Oh sh--, you did it.
- I did, so, cheers.
- Friendship bracelets.
- Yes!
- I want this one.
- I want this one.
- Okay.
- You guys all
want to think it's a disaster,
and it's nothing,
but you're not the one getting
the ----ing brunt of it.
- Rhylee, you are not the
only person in this crew.
Please stop talking.
- Yo, ----ing brian.
- Nice to be...
- This bracelet's dope.
- Thank you.
You like it?
- You've had plenty of time.
I want you to stop talking.
- I've had plenty
of time to what?
My time is over
now to feel hurt
by the ----ing way
my crew treats me?
- Yep. It sure is.
- So we're going to listen to
the ----ing music
and do what you want to do?
- Yep.
- Right. Let's do that.
- Shut up.
- Everyone touch bracelets.
- Oh yeah, let's
touch bracelets.
- Let's touch bracelets.
- What happened, courtney?
What's wrong?
- What do you think
happened, rhylee?
- I don't know,
that's why I'm asking courtney.
- Yeah, your outrage.
- Get the [bleep] off of my
----ing jock right now, kate.
- Coming up...
- This hour of the night,
I don't need to hear
slamming doors, loud voices.
If anybody has
an issue with that,
I'll be in my quarters
and y'all come see me.
[ laughter ]
- I'm so ----ing pissed
I could kick somebody's face in.
- You know what?
I'm actually not getting
involved in any more drama.
- I don't need her ----ing
coming up to me
while I'm upset with
somebody else
and then ----ing acting
like she's ----ing queen bee.
That's bullsh--.
This is not a yacht crew,
this is a dumb nonsense ----ing
bullsh-- crew.
- Jiminy cricket.
- Here you are.
- ...Upset with me
for everything
that I have an opinion on.
I don't know what's
going on with brian.
Especially when
he's been drinking.
I'm just over it.
Everything I do, he's just
like, "why did you do that?"
and I get the cold shoulder.
I don't get a conversation.
I get, "wow, I can't believe
you did that."
- my boy blue.
- You my boy blue.
- Like I don't wanna
rekindle that
if he's gonna deal with
conversations like a toddler.
[ sighs ]
- hey, cheers, boys.
- Cheers, brother.
- Cheers, brothers.
- You've got an
agenda tonight, brother.
- Oh, that's...
- You do.
You've got a ----ing mission,
my friend.
- Once the whole rhylee sh--
happened, I knew that was it.
- There she is.
[ cheers ]
- lemons.
- Oh I love it.
- I can't hear what
the boys are saying,
but I've been around them
enough to know
if it's my name coming
out of their mouth,
I'm pretty sure they're
talking sh--.
[bleep] you.
- Don't slam the door.
- Now I can ----ing say that
that doesn't happen tonight.
Thanks a lot, ken.
- Oh, where did those bags of
----ing bugs go, by the way?
- All right, I'll go down
and get them now.
- It's all right.
- Kate, I said
cheetos and coca cola.
- Chill out.
- Kate, I'm going through.
Kate, come on.
Don't be dramatic.
- Can I walk up and around?
- Kevin has put his foot down
multiple times
about I can't put
the wine in the fridge.
He's made an argument
out of everything.
Well guess what?
I am the head of a
department on this boat, too,
and my department's
the interior,
and you can't be in it.
- Oh, my god.
She's not even letting
kevin into his own galley.
- Come on, kate.
Kate, seriously,
move, please, kate.
Come on.
- Oh, he just got a
door slammed in his face.
- Kevin got a door slammed?
- Little katie has
come out to play again.
And she's acting
like a little brat.
- Kate, what are you doing?
This is too dramatic.
This is ...
This is...
- Get out of here.
- I'm not gonna stick
around for that.
- Just get me through the door.
- No, no.
- Oh, for [bleep]'s sake.
Seriously,
kate's being dramatic.
I'll wake up captain.
Kate's being dramatic.
----Ing psycho.
Guys, now I'm panicked.
I just walked through
the interior of kate.
It's getting heated, and
it is getting heated quickly.
We're talking channel
nine business.
- There she is.
- Kate, seriously, stop
being so dramatic.
What happened?
What, no, tell us
what happened,
that we're being so
dramatic about.
- Stop slamming doors.
It's not necessary.
It's everybody's boat.
Let's have respect for the boat.
- Yeah, it is.
Stop slamming doors.
- That's not the right
way to act.
- What's happening, kate?
- Kate, tell us
what's happening.
What did you hear
in your own head?
- Sorry, cap.
- What the [bleep]
is going on?
- I don't know.
- Nobody knows,
and I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
All I want is people
to get into bed
and be ready to go
in the morning.
- Copy that, captain.
- Copy.
- That's all I want.
- Copy that.
- The rest of it's irrelevant
and bullsh-- right now.
In less than 12 hours,
we've got charter guests.
And they're still up
kicking this dead horse?
I'm madder than
a pissed-on chicken.
This hour of the night,
I don't need to hear
slamming doors, loud voices.
If anybody has an issue with
that, I'll be in my quarters,
and y'all come see me.
All or collectively, one at a
time, I don't give a [bleep].
They're acting like assholes.
I've had enough.
There'll be hell to pay
in the morning.
And I'm it, mother----ers.
- Oh sh--.
- Next on below deck...
- What's up, you sexy librarian?
We'll set a sex date.
----Ing, and we'll go
whole foods on that sh--.
- I don't know what that means.
Okay.
[ crying ]
- hey.
- We're not seeing
eye-to-eye at all.
- Damn, this lady's real famous.
- I think it'll be fun.
- We're not getting on
your nerves, are we?
- No, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
- If anybody here feels
that they can't get along,
go downstairs, pack your
----ing bags, and leave.
- I don't know why you're
being a dick about this.
- I'm trying to explain
to you that we have a lot
of sh-- to carry.
Karma is my spirit animal.
She's such a bitch.
- Let's go with the cake.
- Let's do it.
I'm a bit nervous,
but here goes nothing.
- Um...
- Wow.
- Oh.
- You're on your own, kevin.
- Now what do we do with it?
- For mo