Below Deck (2013–…): Season 9, Episode 1 - One Step Closer to World Domination - full transcript

St. Kitts is, like,
absolute paradise.

It seems untouched, wild,

exotic, volcanic, explosive.

Ah!

-Rachel?
-Shut the *bleep* up.

-Gah.
-No!

-*bleep* sh--.
-Oh *bleep*!

Being able to see the world,

experiencing different
cultures...

That's ----ing yachting.

Okay.



I can see up your skirt, jake.

Yeah?
You like what you see?

What the *bleep*?

Rawr!

Somebody's been
a bad t. Rex!

Hashtag zero *bleep*s given.

Ah!

Whop!

Now things should go smoothly,
or heads will roll.

I know how to do my job, right?

You don't need to
tell me how to do it.

She's pure misery at the moment.

I don't know what
the *bleep* I'm doing.

I'm gonna rip someone's
----ing head off.



Don't put my ----ing head on
the goddamn chopping block.

Oh!

You either wanna be here,
or there's a ticket home.

I'll fire every single
----ing one of you

[sobbing]

the biggest mistake
I've ever made in my life.

Good old my seanna.

Eddie 3.0 is back.

Okay.

Still outta shape, still short,
but now I'm the first officer...

God help me.

Hello?

Hey!

-Captain sean?
-Yes.

-Eddie lucas.
-It's a pleasure!

Pleasure!

Guess I got you for a few days.

Lee called me in the beginning
of the season

and let me know he's gonna
be a little late.

Yeah, I got a
little medical issue.

Is everything all right?

I'm just waiting for
the doctors to clear me.

In the meantime, captain sean,
the delivery captain,

he'll be down there
to start the charter off.

I swear to god, if he
slipped in the shower again,

I'm gonna... Oh, my god.

Glad you've been on board
the boat before.

It is nice that
I've been on before, yeah.

There are a lot of changes.

I threw some new jet-skis and
a new rescue tender up there.

That's nice.

Those jet-skis are sweet.

-That's true, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.

I always wanna see what's
around that next corner,

under that rock,
under the ocean.

[shouts]

so, I guess that
makes me an explorer.

I got my first captain's license
when I was 18,

so I've always been in
the role of the captain.

But I've got a lot
of experience doing it.

If you want, we can
take a quick walk

around the boat and just do...

Just, I can point out some
of the stuff that's new.

Yeah.

Here I am, coming in
as a first officer,

not really sure
what that entails.

Makes me a little nervous.

So, this is a little bit messy.

You guys, you've got some
work cut out down here.

Okay.

But I'd like to see this
set up and utilized.

We'll get this worked out.

With a captain
I've never worked for,

and that adds a lot
of anxiety and stress

to an already stressful job.

Yamaha 350s.

Actually, I had two 350s
which I took

through the
northwest passage twice.

Wow, that's a hell of a trip.
That's awesome.

Jake, fraser, heather...

Rachel?

Ugh.

Well, well, well, nice boat.

May as well take my old room.

Are those loofahs? Ah!

V-necks, awesome.
Never wore that.

Hi, how are you?

Heather, pleasure to meet you!

-I'm sean, your captain.
-Hi, sean.

I'm super-stoked to
be here, very excited.

-Wonderful.
-Nice boat!

-Beautiful day.
-Well, thank you.

This wind is insane.
What's the knots at?

You know when you pop
a bottle of champagne,

it's like [pops]

and it gives you those
chills down your spine?

I would say
that's my personality.

As the chief stew,
yes, I'm a beacon of light.

Yet at the same time,
I don't *bleep* around.

Tell me about
yourself real quick.

Been in yachting
for five years now.

-Okay.
-Never looked back.

No job too big or
too small, that's for sure.

Good, I like to hear that.

I'm 25, and to some,

they'd say I've climbed
the success ladder fast.

But I've earned this position
as much as anyone else has.

I mean, I cleaned dildos
for a few months

in Italy once on a yacht.

I did not get here
easily at all.

I was just actually
looking at what

your interior team's
gonna look like.

Here's fraser...
This guy looks interesting.

Okay, fluent in french,
worked in the med...

Oh, that's awesome.

This is jessica albert.

On and off for five years,

only as a solo stew,
though, all right.

She could be good.

Well, cool, can I take
these while I settle in?

-Those are yours, yeah.
-Awesome.

-Pleasure to meet you.
-Pleasure to meet you.

-Very excited.
-Look forward to it.

Oh, this is liquid yacht wear.

Sh--.

Think I forgot to pack t-shirts.

Knock-knock, anyone down here?

-Hi!
-How you doing?

-How's it going?
-Eddie, nice to meet you.

-Heather, pleasure to meet you.
-Good to meet you.

-Chief stew? Yes.
-Excellent.

I'm confused... The bags
upstairs say lee,

but that's the captain?

Captain lee got delayed,
so he will be here.

-Okay.
-But it's gonna be however long.

Very cool.

She's interior, for sure.

Oh.

You gonna go penthouse?

I feel like the beds
are bigger up there.

-Hey.
-I'm fraser, nice to meet you.

I'm jessica.

Fishing boats, awesome.

Hm, I think
she's gonna be great.

So, how long were you
doing yachting before?

-Five years.
-Oh, wow, okay.

Just one?

The whole point of yachting is
that it's all about the details.

I have been working yachting
for nearly two years now,

and I genuinely enjoy
making things perfect.

It's a pro and a con, really,

because wherever I go now,
I'm unimpressed.

If I could have anyone serve me,
it would be myself.

Sorry, but not sorry.

Yeah.

How's your deck team looking?

Looking all right.

This guy jake, he's got a lot
of really good experience.

He worked on a 74 and a 78.

Lead on deck, fantastic.

-Heya.
-Oh, my god, how are you?

I'm all right, thanks,
how are you?

I'm well.

-What's your name?
-Rayna.

-I'm jake.
-Are you a deckhand?

I am indeed.

I like what I see, yeah.

-Hello.
-Hi!

-How you doing?
-Mwah.

I love your nose ring, okay?

-Thank you very much.
-I love it.

I love your style, I love your
hair as well, it's beautiful.

And it's on the left side, so...
Thank you!

Have you ever worked
with a male stew before?

No, I have not.

I've been a solo stew
for most of my career.

That's a pretty big deal.

Yeah.

How long have you been
in yachting?

Um... Since September.

So, you're pretty new, then.

-I know, yeah, but...
-You're a greenie.

I used to fish in
alaska as a deckhand.

I was doing fishing charters.

Yeah, what do you think
about the boat so far?

From what I've seen,
it's opulent.

Yeah, we've got
a lot of work to do.

Hi, how's it going?

-I'm fraser, nice to meet you.
-How you doing?

-Heather, pleasure to meet you.
-Jessica.

I'm heather, your chief stew.

[chuckles]

yeah.

Sure is.

Awesome.

-Here we go.
-Knock-knock!

-I'm fraser, nice to meet you.
-Eddie, good to meet you.

Okay, I think I'm gonna
put him in here with...

-That's fine.
-...With you.

Ooh!
So pretty.

I look forward
to living together.

-Yeah, sounds good.
-In a closet!

What's up? I'm jake.

-Jake.
-Rayna.

-Rayna.
-Nice to meet you.

-Wes.
-Wes.

-Yeah.
-Why is this a v-neck?

-Deckhand?
-Deckhand.

Oh, all of us are deckhands.

-Nice.
-Yes!

Go on!

How long have you
been in yachting?

First yacht, so I captain
sailboats in st. Thomas.

You excited to work on a yacht?

I'm stoked.
Like look at this thing.

Look at the shininess!

Look at this, it's so shiny!

On st. Thomas
I'm a sailboat captain.

I love sailing, been in
love with it all my life,

but I need more experience
with chartering.

You know, you don't
wanna be stagnant.

Working on a megayacht,
you just have more options.

You also make money.
There's way more money.

I probably shouldn't say this
out loud, but I love polishing.

-I love polishing, too.
-Yeah, see, there we go!

Let's just turn over the
laundry before our meeting.

The key to our success
lies in this being good

to start off with, right?

-Yeah, agreed.
-Uh-huh.

-What's up, man?
-Hey!

How you all doing? I'm eddie.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-Rayna.
-Eddie, pleasure to meet you.

Wes, good to meet you guys.
How you all doing?

I'm all right, thanks,
how are you?

Good, good, yeah.

So, we're picking up
a charter tomorrow.

-Yes.
-Yeah.

I'd like to get someone
in the lead deckhand position

as quickly as possible.

-Sounds good.
-Cool.

All right, guys, let's
go show you what's up.

Have you joined the boat single?

I have.

Ooh, yes.

-Hi, I'm jake.
-Heather, pleasure to meet you.

Heather, pleasure
to meet you too.

-Welcome on board.
-Thank you very much.

-Chief stew?
-That I am.

Oh, nice.
I think I'll have you in here...

-Yeah?
-With wes.

Thank you very much.

Bit snug in here.

Yeah, look at this, uh-huh!

I took the bottom because
I get up in the middle

-of the night to pee.
-Girl, you're fine...

You're fine, you're fine.

-I don't wanna wake you up.
-You're okay.

Are you pretty comfortable on
lines and everything like that?

-Yeah.
-Good.

Yeah.

How you feel with line-handling
and everything, you good?

-Oh, yeah.
-Good.

All crew, all, crew,

crew meeting in the
sky lounge, please.

Copy that, on my way up.

Are you just gonna fart
every single step?

Ah!

Let the fun begin.

-Oh, sorry.
-I'm good.

-Good morning, everybody.
-Hello.

-Well, welcome aboard.
-Thank you.

Some of you were expecting
captain lee.

I was also expecting
captain lee.

I was the delivery captain for
the boat, but he's been delayed.

So, I don't know
when he's gonna get here,

but in the meantime
you're stuck with me.

We'll see what happens.

Couple other hands
that we have on board,

our engineers and
one of our mates.

We've got gal, alex, and jon.

Expectations during charters...

I'm not very good
at cracking the whip,

but I am excellent
at swinging an axe.

So, just bear that in mind.

Don't do anything stupid,

because I really don't
care what position

you play on board the boat.

I'm not gonna yell at your
for it, I'm just gonna fire you.

This is not a good sign.
Scary.

Don't piss me off.

And if I have to run
short-handed, I will.

Coming up...

This looks like sh--.

There's just really no
way to make this cozy.

-I know how.
-*bleep*

dude's crazy.

Now it's not
a complete waste of space.

Don't do anything stupid,
because I'm just gonna fire you.

Don't put me in a position
where I'm gonna have to

do something that you'll regret.

Oh, god.

I'm not a sit-around
type of guy.

I've done all the jobs
on board this boat.

I'm looking for how can we
make things more efficient.

Sounds good to me.

So, practical matters...

Our chef is arriving
sometime today.

Charter guests will be
arriving around 3:00 p.M.

Tomorrow, and provisions
should be here any minute now.

Let's all get to work.

We'll go have our
quick little meeting.

Guys, you see how
good the decks look?

Yes.

I'd like to try
to keep them like that.

So, now that the fun's begun,
now the real work begins.

So, this is bosun's locker
number one.

There's also another one
up forward here,

anything you could
possibly need.

Love the experience
you guys have.

Fraser, you've worked
some seasons in the med.

Jess, you've been a solo
stew before, that's great.

Is there anything you love
doing more than the other?

I love doing laundry.

I really do.

I haven't heard someone
say that in years.

I have been in yachting,
give or take, five years.

But for the last year
I've been in southwest florida

helping care for
my elderly grandparents.

While I've been there,
I have taken it upon myself

to get my cosmetology license.

But you know,
yachting is something

I come back to because it's an
easy way to make money.

And after putting myself
through school again,

I could definitely
use some money.

I agree with you,
I think it's very fun.

I will be the lady
of the laundry.

It is a great spot.

I think it's if you don't like
laundry, there's a problem.

I have been head
of housekeeping,

so I do love everything
that comes down here.

Lovely.

So, for the start of the season
and hopefully the whole season,

we're gonna have you
as our second stew.

Okay.

And we'll have you as
the third for now.

So, I'll have you on mornings

and you on lates
for the first trip.

I'm putting fraser as second
stew because his experience

on bigger yachts is
a lot more valuable

than someone as a sole stew.

But also, jessica is just
dying to be in the laundry room,

so I feel like
the stars have aligned.

So, we'll just go check out
the guest rooms together,

so we can kinda see
what we're working with.

-Yeah.
-You guys wanna clean the yacht?

Sick!

So, this is the beach club.

We're gonna really try
to utilize this space,

so we're gonna be organizing
this, get it cleaned up.

Someone do the beds,

someone wipe down all
the little surfaces.

-Sure.
-Make sure it's all good.

Could you feed me some
hose round, please?

-You need some more?
-Some more hose, please.

You're so needy!

♪ I've got hose, I got hose ♪

you're an idiot.

Just wanna make sure
that all beds are done.

It keeps the ocd in check.

Attention all crew, attention
all crew, provisions are here.

Provisions time, woo!

Copy, on our way up.

Some of this needs to be frozen.

Make sure it goes,
like, kinda together,

so we can get that into
the icebox right away.

Yep.

-Jesus!
-Thank you.

Heather, where we
sticking all the booze?

Bridge deck aft for right now.

Sweet.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

All right.

-Jesus!
-Amen.

This is a sh-- show.

Where is the chef, do you know?

-Going up.
-This must be our chef.

That's her, all right...

Chef rachel.
Damn talented.

Bat sh-- crazy.

You know, rachel and I,
we left last season

on a, like, really bad note.

Go *bleep* yourself.

Eat my cooter.

Working with rachel
again this season,

it makes me nervous.

Howdy.

I like the hair,
I like the color.

Thanks, eddie.

Are you a primary, or are you
the chef, what's going on here?

Once again, here I am, late, and
everybody else is on the boat.

-Captain sean.
-This is chef rachel.

-Hi.
-It's nice to meet you.

You look much too glamorous
to be a chef on board here.

There ya go.

But now this time we have
the new captain,

which has totally blown my mind.

But at the same time,
I like short men.

I like to play a game, like,
where's your penis, honey?

Oh, hi, heather.

-Nice to meet you, rachel.
-Pleasure to meet you.

Is she the...
Is she in the penthouse?

If that's all right with you.

-That's fine by me.
-Okay.

Beautiful.

Oh *bleep* me.

Here you go.

Awesome. You're a lifesaver.

How you feeling?

Good.

Last year, nightmare.
Stew pantry issue.

-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.

It was a nightmare.

With heather being
the new chief on board,

I need to execute up front
communication immediately.

It would be epic if you guys
spent more time in setup...

Yeah.

Down here, because
I don't use that area.

Yeah.

I can't have her keep me
separated from getting

one step closer
to world domination,

because that's ----ed.

Plus, it gives a good
communication between you and I.

Of course, I definitely
wanna set that up.

The scuppies are done.

You guys haven't wiped down
or anything yet, right?

Yeah, they need to be polished.

It's a lot of progress.

Eddie, eddie, heather,
heather, and rachel, rachel.

Preference sheet meeting,
probably.

Oh.

I have the preference sheets
in my hand.

I'll meet you down in
the crew mess right now.

-Copy that.
-God, I'm good.

All right, you guys
ready for this?

-Let's do it.
-Ooh!

All right, so this is our
primary, nikki foster.

Nikki is a senior broadcasting
content producer.

And then joining nikki
is her crew

of girlfriends from college.

-Bring it, nikki!
-Bring it!

The guests are gonna be here
at 3:00, so no need for lunch,

just some snacks should be fine.

Day one, they want
high-end caribelle batik outfits

and local delicacies.

And then late-night,
a high-end pajama party.

And they would also like
to play a jenga-style game

but with questions and dares
written on each block.

All right, day two...

Private beach day.

Request captain to join dinner.

Fancy as ----ing rich bitch
sh-- only.

I'm a little nervous, because
when you get a group of girls

like this all together,
it's gonna get a little crazy.

Me and my girlfriends
used to get insane.

I remember frantically
looking for my dignity

after one night
in san francisco.

We won't go there.

All right, everybody
feel good, excited?

Yeah.

It is hot in here.

No fingerprints.

I'm really gonna be looking
to you to handle housekeeping.

Great.

And I'm really gonna be looking
to you to handle laundry.

-K2r, stain and *bleep*.
-Yes!

This sh-- is so good.

-Thanks for a great first day.
-Good night.

Are we gonna be on deck
at 7:30, or...

-On deck, 7:30.
-Okay.

Good night, good night.

Oh!

[beeping]

*bleep* me.

[beeps]

blah!

-[beeps]
-yeah *bleep* you.

I'm gonna have you on ironing
the shirts really quick.

We just wanna make sure
there's no watermarks

on the teak, because it looks
so nice at the moment, so.

The welcome towels, roll up as
many as you can, at least 16.

How we doing in the exterior?

Exterior, we're looking
pretty good.

All right, let's get this done.

I gotta make sure that
the big boat starts, so.

-That's probably be important.
-Yeah.

No watermarks, no watermarks.

All crew, all crew,
one hour till guest arrival.

Wow, time to un-*bleep* the laz.

[grunts]

my ----ing back!

Oop sh--.

*bleep* off.

Just show you what I expect,

I'm a big stickler on making
sure the middles all have,

like, a because line, so that
they all look perfect in unison.

This looks good, right?

Yeah, it still needs some work.

This looks like sh--.

Just make it look a
little friendlier.

There's just really no way
to make this cozy.

I know how.

*bleep*

captain sean has got really good
intentions, and I respect that.

Angle it, so when that door is
open they're looking at that.

But at the same time,
it's like, dude's crazy.

Now it's not
a complete waste of space.

Alarms are ringing.

I'm very excited
for this first charter.

-You are?
-Yeah, I am.

Good, that makes one of us.

Coming up...

I feel behind downstairs,
by the way.

Yeah, we really are.

There needs to be a plan, and
there's no plan right now.

Fraser, can I get
some backup on service?

I'd rather uncover right now
in our blues.

No time to be too cute,
let's go.

Hm.

Eddie, there's no clips
on these.

Of course there's not.

God is good!

What am I looking for?
I don't ----ing know.

Okay. Okay.

Chef coat, ready to go.

Oh, yeah, just killing it.

Okay.

Gorgeous.

All crew, all crew, 30 minutes
till guest arrival.

I am excited.

Let's get this show on
the mother-----ing road.

I know!

I feel like a stuffed sausage.

You look amazing.

Yes.

Are you *bleep* kidding me?

Trying to arrange these pillows
so they down blow away.

It's so humid my hair
can't stay up like this.

It's so annoying.

All right.

Everybody feeling good?

Yeah. Yeah.

-So windy today.
-I know.

I cannot wait.

Tighten it up, guys, a bit.
Tighten it up.

-Is that a black man?
-It's a black girl.

-Okay!
-Okay, black crew!

Curl up that moustache
real quick.

Don't trip.

I know, don't trip, guys.

I'm obsessed, I can't deal.

Good afternoon, how are you?

-Good, how are you?
-Welcome aboard.

Thank you.

-Hi, heather.
-Hi.

-Pleasure to meet you.
-Hi, how are you?

-Oh!
-Ooh!

My hat!

That's okay, you're fabulous,
thank you.

Thank you, sweets.

-Hi!
-Hi, welcome!

-Thank you.
-Hey, how you doing?

Good afternoon, everybody,
and welcome aboard my seanna.

We're here to serve you, and if

there's anything that
you need, let her know.

Anyway, no, let me know,

and we'll do our best
to take care of it.

All right, are you guys
ready to have some fun?

-Yes, cheers!
-Cheers!

If you wanna follow me, I'll
give you a tour of the interior.

This is our bridge deck aft.

You've got a bunch of different
lovely lounging areas.

Beautiful.

Ah!

She doesn't wanna hang
with this wind.

-Yeah.
-Look at this bad boy.

Oh... Oh, god!

Sick!

Oh, guys.

This is our sun deck.

Submersive hot tub.

I'm getting in this.

We've got the master suite.

Ha ha ha!
Party, party!

-Thank you.
-All right, right behind you.

All righty.

So, is it okay if I set up some
hors d'oeuvres n the sky lounge?

You know what I would love?

A chocolate martini.

Yeah, well, you can
have whatever you want,

you let me know,
I'm here for you.

Rayna, I want you to
go help jake up forward

-with those lines, okay?
-Yes, sir.

-You're on the stern?
-Yes.

Do me a favor...
How far away is that dock?

Hundred feet.

Closer to 150,
but that's all right.

Come back to me, captain lee!

Come back to me, my boat daddy!

One-fifty, huh?
I don't see it.

Yes!

Let's take that spring off,
please... Yep.

Okay, guys back aft, you can
start dropping lines, please.

Pull, pull, pull!

The marina in st. Kitts is
unforgiving because

on either side of the channel
coming in are volcanic rocks.

It's shallow, the wind whips
through at 25 knots.

Go, go, go.

But I feel pretty confident
about taking

the boat off the dock today.

I've done this before,
and I know I can do it.

Bada-bing, bada-boom.

Jesus, that was a good gust.

Oh, my, guys, we're moving.

Oh, this is amazing!

Plenty of room on your swing
on your starboard side.

Yeah.

-The fenders can come up.
-All right.

This is so pretty, oh, my gosh.

I need someone to turn
the stabilizers on, please.

Copy that, on my way.

Okay, welp, I'm gonna go
put on my swimsuit.

-Nice job on deck.
-Yeah, they...

They've all got their limbs,
right?

They all still
have their limbs, yeah.

Okay, good.

Where on earth to begin?

The drink that I've only
heard of in my nightmares.

Is there any way I could steal
you to juice lemons right now?

Yeah, absolutely.

There's a first time
for everything.

I say yes to all my guests,

but I have no idea what
a chocolate martini is.

On my previous boat,
I was head of housekeeping,

and that doesn't include
me making cocktails.

This is gonna be stunning,

he says, before the poor
guest vomits.

Back to juicin'!

What on earth is all of this?

Try it, because I know
how good it is.

I know, right?

-You are my guy.
-This is great.

Fraser, fraser, heather.

Could you please come up
and tidy the bar for me?

Of course.

Just start prepping
the anchor, please.

Meat and cheese
is ready to roll.

Okay.

Oh, okay, no, this
is a lot of wind.

I'm crawling.
I'm crawling.

So, we take the pitch brake off,
we'll open this all the way up.

Do I go above and
beyond and offer to unpack,

or do I save myself...

...And then we'll
probably offer to unpack.

Colossal waste of time.

-Where are the appetizers?
-I know, I gotta have food.

[gasps] *bleep* my life!
*bleep* my life!

Okay, guys, are
we good up there?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Gimme two shots,
let's see how that looks.

Two shots.

Let's see if she's biting.
I think she just grabbed.

Is there dairy-free
cheese over there?

I don't believe so,

but I'll definitely get
some going for you.

-No worries.
-Ugh!

*bleep* me.

Get the fenders ready
for the tender back aft.

-Yep.
-Heather?

-Yes?
-How can I help you?

Just clean up this bar
ever so quickly.

I was about...
Yeah, absolutely. Of course.

Have we got any
dairy-free cheese?

-It's right here.
-Stunning, can I...

Should I take that up?

No, I'm gonna take it up
with these drinks right now.

Okay.

I'm not a fan of having
to tell people

to do something more than once.

You have to be willing to do
whatever is asked of you.

That is how you climb
the ladder as fast as I did.

-Thank you very much.
-You're welcome.

Coming up...

Where is the fun?

I wanna shoot some people.

Okay, great.
I hope I'm not one of those.

Well, not like that,
that's so horrible.

I've got some cashew
nut cheese here...

That's for me!

This is what I do, baby.

Ah!

[laughing]

what's happening, chef?

What's up?

Not much,
how's everything going?

You know how it is.

That's good.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

I never knew how eddie
actually felt last season

about everything that
had transpired.

I want some ----ing
dirty-ass sh--.

Walking away from this
situation.

Someone's gotta have a talk with
her when she's sober again.

Be like, you're a ----ing
monster when you drink.

Had to get told about it
after the season.

So, it's like do I trust you
that you're gonna turn

around behind
my back again and do it?

No, I don't.

I'm gonna get outta your way.

-Cool, thank you.
-Thank you.

-Ready?
-Yeah.

Woo!

Nice, ladies,
before it gets on you.

Here we are.

Fraser, you are amazing.

Mm, mm, mm!

Can we talk extravaganza?

Stone crab, shrimp,
salt fish, fritters.

Mm-hmm, we're gonna do
this family-style?

What if we did, like,
an extravaganza on the side,

like the bar, for canapés,

and then walk up with an
extravaganza sit-down?

They're gonna wanna be served,

that's kinda the vibe
I'm getting from them.

It's can you carry my
drink up for me one level,

-I need my hands...
-Oh, okay.

-It sounds like.

Rayna!
Me and you, girl.

I need to see more of you.

I know you're doing
lots of things

I got you.

We'll platter it, and we'll
set them out on the table.

Yeah.

Low laying, so it doesn't get
in the way of anyone's faces.

Okay, that's awesome.

-Deck team!
-Yes!

-Deck team!
-Assemble!

Guys, let's go help heather
out in the main salon.

Everybody's talking
about a nap right now.

All right, what do
you need us to do?

Fan these things out,
peel those two things

-so that it sticks together.
-And let them stick together?

And then I can place
them on the ceiling.

There is so much
going on tonight

that I don't feel fully
prepared at all.

I have to expedite this
caribbean-themed dinner,

but also set up for a pajama
party while learning a new crew.

I'm just waiting
for the nail to drop.

We've got, like,
20 minutes till dinner.

Look at the brows.

I'm gonna get my champagne.

We are cute!

I just have to
go pee really bad,

I didn't realize it
till I stood up.

What do you reckon, captain?

-Oh, no!
-It's a good look?

What did I do with it?

Shoved it up my ass,
more than likely.

Quickly finish steaming
those pajamas,

and then we'll get to decorating
for the pajama party.

For the pajama party,
thank you so much.

I'm gonna keep you
on service with me.

Somehow gotta manage all
the turndowns as well.

[gagging]

you okay, what is
wrong with you?

Bro, I almost swallowed my gum.

What do you think, cap?

Not bad.

*bleep*

-are you guys ready to sit?
-Yes.

Beautiful.

You like my shirt?

-Yes!
-We do! I do like it!

So, I'm gonna go water and wine.

Okay.

Why is there no normal milk,
just ----ing almond sh--?

-I like it.
-Almond milk is way better.

Ugh!

You wanna drink cow's
titty milk?

-Yeah.
-That's disgusting.

-Yeah. It's delicious.
-Cow's titty milk.

Can I get you some
red or white?

Yeah.

Fraser, can I get you to the
galley for service, please?

I'll be right up.

Ugh.

Hm, I hate this fabric.

All right, truth or
dare questions...

What's the most disgusting thing

you've done with
a piece of food?

Hm.

Starving.

Conch fritters.

-*bleep*?
-Conch.

-Conch fritters.
-Conch fritters.

-K-o-n-k?
-Conch.

I've not...
I've not had a conch, no.

I've had a bonk,
but that's about it.

May I go with the crustaceans?

-Perfect, thank you.
-Marvelous.

Can I please serve you
a conch fritter?

Absolutely.

We've got the seafood
extravaganza.

Ah!

Yes, I'll have all
of the above, thank you.

-Yes, please.
-I like the sauce.

-Good food.
-Mm-mm.

-It is delicious.
-So yummy.

They love the food.
They're thrilled.

Oh, sweet.

I could do with help
at some point.

-Yeah.
-Of course, yes.

Thank you.

I feel like I'm ironing the same
----ing thing over and over.

Do you mind just throwing
me a black jacket?

-Oh ----ing
-*bleep*.

Sorry.

Ugh, I'm running on nothing.

Fraser, can I get
some backup on service?

One of the first rules
in yachting I was told

is that there needs
to be a plan,

and there's
no plan right now.

Is it done,
just be done with it.

Can I take this wonderful
salt fish from you?

Absolutely.

We just look like
headless chickens.

I fell behind downstairs,
by the way.

Yeah, we really are.

Heather needs to place some
order into this chaotic mess.

Where's fraser?
You know what I want.

She wants a chocolate martini.

Ugh, did not need that.

This is just going
to end in tears.

Take a deep breath.

I'm gonna move her
down into cabins.

That would be so good.

I don't want someone to get
tired and think,

oh, I want to go to bed,
and their cabin's not done.

Of course.

Coming up...

Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.

This is such a rookie mistake.

Completely unacceptable.

She's really not stoked
on everything

in the master at the moment.

Would you like seconds?

I'm okay.

And it's so good, too,
it's hard to stop eating.

-Thank you.
-Deck, deck, rachel.

-Yeah, copy that.
-Is this sll day one?

No... Yes, it is, isn't it?

Jess, if you wanna pop
up and help

knock out those dishes
ever so quickly?

Copy.

See you all in a little bit.

Okay.

If you topple the tower, you
gotta drink everyone's drink.

Yeah.

Let's roll.

-You're all good?
-I'm golden.

Yeah, you're killing it.

Am I?

Where are we going now?

Up to the sky lounge!

-Ah! I see streamers!
-Me, too.

Oh, this is so cute!

All right, back
to business, boys.

Truth or dare!
Who's pulling first?

I'm not going there.
Those things are crazy.

Wash those dishes,
clean that table.

That's it, nothing else?

-Lies!
-Boom, boom.

So, anyone you're attracted
to on the boat?

Well, I fancy you.

Oh, hello!

What time is it?

I need to let her know
she needs to go down.

What's the worst intimate
experience you've ever had?

-Oh, this is good.
-Yikes.

I'm gonna send you down.

If I can get you on the floor
at 6:30, beautiful.

I appreciate you.

I won't say any names,
but he could not perform.

[gasps]

if you need anything or...

Don't worry about it,
go get sleep.

It's not coming out.

-Ah!
-Oh!

-Here we go.
-Good night, farewell.

Thanks.

Ugh!

Do we get to keep these shirts?

It's an understatement.

-Well, good night, ladies
-good night!

Thank you for a lovely evening.

My pleasure, and sleep well,
ladies.

Thank you.

Ooh!

Can I help carry
some stuff somewhere?

No, it's all good.

No, I do, I do, I do.

Trust me, you're good.

That'll do.

[alarm beeps]

ugh.

*bleep*

how do you look so glamorous
this early in the morning?

Hah.

♪ just the tip,
just the tip ♪

hey, good morning.

How'd you wake up feeling?

Oh, my back's killing me.

-My calves.
-Oh!

Today is gonna
be crab cakes benedict

or traditional benedict.

Beautiful.

-And then we'll go from there.
-Awesome.

Oof.

Wow.

All right, so
here's the plan.

-We're going to...
-We're going to, um...

[mumbles]
I'm listening.

Today we're doing the snacks
and beach thing.

That's around the corner.

It's windy; we're gonna
do the best we can.

I'll just stress on, like,
beach setup,

kinda give them
that beach vibe.

-Oh, yeah.
-Gorgeous.

-Let's do that.
-Get in my belly.

Let's get it done.

-Good morning!
-Good morning.

So, our specialty this morning,

we're gonna have
the option of crab benedict

or a regular ham benedict.

Could I have just the crab
benedict, no eggs?

-So no real benedict...
-Sure.

Just the crab.
Thank you.

Let's pop this in the
water while we're here.

All right, deck crew,
come to the bow,

we're gonna drop
the rescue tender.

Copy.

Hi, we have four full orders of
benedict and then side eggs.

French toast is ready to roll.

-All right, we good to go?
-Yeah.

All right, let's roll.

Ah!

Eddie, if it's calmer,
we can drop that side.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm eating my hair, ugh.

Finishing up.

Ooh, thank you.

-This is medium.
-Lovely.

-How's everything tasting?
-So good.

Feeling good in the body?

Yes!

Full, delicious?

How we doing with beach
stuff put together?

Got everything set up
in the laz,

so we just need to
chuck it in the tender.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, this is divine.

I want a shower.

This is so stressful.

Where would you like her
to meet you?

Okay.
Yeah, no worries.

Heather, heather, rachel.

Yes, the primary
would like for you to meet her

in her master cabin, please.

Copy that.

Hi, how's it going?

So... Well, not so well

oh, my gosh.

So yeah, I just wanted to...

I'm so sorry.

All right, back to business.

This is not up
to standard at all.

This is such a rookie mistake.

Completely unacceptable.

I'm sorry that's not
up to standard,

but we'll get right to it.

There's no room for that in
yachting, plain and simple.

Fraser, stay right
here for five seconds.

I just wanna give you
both a little rundown.

Fraser, I wanna keep you
on housekeeping right now.

Tidy up the master to the best
of your standards.

She's really not
stoked on everything

in the master at the moment.

For the rest of the trip,
I'd love if you could have,

like, excess attention.

Pull that head of housekeeping
out of your butt

and let's make sure
the master's always perfect.

Yeah.

-Am I okay to go?
-Yeah, you're good to go.

This is delightful.

I need to shine and glisten.

The beach should be
ready at about 1:30.

All right, ladies,
thanks so much.

-I'm taking all this, yeah?
-Yes, please.

-I know.
-Heather, heather, fraser.

Do you mind meeting me
in the master, please?

-Copy that, on my way.
-*bleep*

-*bleep* me!
-Okay.

I thought I was gonna land
on my head.

What's on your mind?

Did she say anything
in particular

that she wasn't happy with?

She just said that the little
trash thing was still there.

Okay. I don't want for a
second to let you down,

because I'm good at what I do.

Of course.

But what I need from you
in that case

-is time to focus on that.
-Correct.

-So, like, loving service...
-Yeah.

I would do service like,
that for you 24/7.

Of course.

But doing both is gonna
be difficult,

because I can't pick up
the slack if there is any.

No, 100 percent.

It was just a change of
direction last minute.

No, I love it.

I don't think he realizes

there's a bigger picture
at play.

He needs to just trust me
and my leadership,

because there really is no room
in yachting for mistakes.

All right, good communication...

-And all of this...
-There, I like it.

Nobody wants me to
get sour, trust me.

I have liquor, water,
and soft drinks in there.

Hop on with them.

I'll take jake,
we'll leave wes on board.

Okay.

So, let's load the little
baby tender up,

and we can start ferrying
stuff back and forth.

Ready for that bow line.

All right, you're free.

All right, let's do this.

Fraser, if I can hand
over service to you?

The water's clear.

Oh, this is a little
picnic area?

All right, let's start
firing stuff in.

Okay.

-Plop 'em right here.
-I like it.

We need to put these
cushions on the big chair.

-That's a great idea.
-They're not the right size.

Yeah.

So, we don't have
enough cushions to do that.

Whatever you think is best.

Captain sean's methods
are definitely irregular.

I'm trying to get
a job done here,

but he's not even
giving me the chance.

We'll start playing
with this configuration.

-Okay.
-You guys go back to the boat.

Okay.

Relax, everything's
gonna be great.

Jesus.

I love you.

I'm gonna tell you I love you,
like, right now.

Open.

Gimme a little
more slack on that.

Oh, it's 1:45...

I was thinking the beach
would be sooner.

Yeah, so we're supposed
to be on the beach now.

Something must be going wrong.

-Eddie, eddie.
-Yeah, go for eddie.

One more canopy tent,
we could use that.

Okay, I'll grab the
third canopy tent.

Are we not supposed to be
on the beach already?

They're setting up camp there,

so that when you arrive
it's just perfect.

Ha ha!

-We're getting restless.
-Okay, not to worry.

Eddie, eddie; eddie, eddie...

Can you bring me some
skinny lines

so I can secure the tents
to the dock?

Copy that.

Okay.

Eddie, I've just got
some restless guests.

Can I give them,
say, 20 minutes?

-Twenty minutes sounds good.
-Okay, copy that, thank you.

Like, where is the fun?

-Eddie, eddie.
-Yeah, go for eddie.

Cushions... Bring me four
of those

and a bunch of pillows.

Just make it look like one
big kind of lounge area.

I think it'll be a lot of fun.

A lot of fun, yeah,
it's a lot of fun.

I wanna shoot some people.

Okay, great, I hope
I'm not one of those.

Well, not like that,
that's so horrible.

I just know the guests
are getting

kind of itchy to get out there.

They had a 1:30 time of sailing,
so we're kinda behind right now.

If we can delay them
just for another half-hour,

we're in great shape.

Okay, we'll delay them
for another half-hour.

Let's get to the beach.

-Eddie, eddie.
-*bleep*

we got a good base out here,
we need to fill in the details.

Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.

Get outta the way.

This day is kicking my ass.

Captain lee better be here soon,

because I'm not gonna be able
to do an entire season

with captain sean
just doing everything.

Hey, eddie,
where's the rest of our stuff?

Do you want me to bring
these pillows, too?

-Yeah.
-Awesome.

-Eddie, eddie.
-Goddamn, I hate this.

This is such a sh-- show.

*bleep*

eddie, eddie.

This season, on "below deck"...

St. Kitts is absolute
tropical jungle paradise.

This is nice!

Welcome to the caribbean!

Woo!

Ah!

-Bang!
-Ah!

I need you to zip me up.
None of it is flattering.

None of us look good.

Oh!

As long as it can give
me a good tip,

this is gonna be
a great charter.

Put the table up there...
Other way.

No one else can be captain lee,
and captain lee is the best.

Might be a little late,
but I'm definitely back.

This charter, it's gonna
go perfect, right?

Get that fender up,
get that fender up!

Pull it up.
Goddamn it.

I'm gonna rip someone's
----ing head off.

That's my job.

You want to come stay
in my bed tonight!

Woohoo!

Jake might be some
form of sex god.

Yeah.

Wes, have you ever had
a threesome before?

Guys, what about this little
threesome here, yo?

Yeah!

Jake is gonna be, like,
the motor yacht bicycle.

We're all gonna get a ride.

Jake and I give kisses
on the lips to each other,

is that okay?

Crew romances can burn
a boat to the waterline.

If you had to make out with
one person at this table...

It's jess!

-Ah!
-Woo!

I could show him a thing or two.

I would blow you
if you were straight.

Is about to erupt?

Get the *bleep* down
these stairs.

Go *bleep* yourself.

A lot of bad attitudes here.

*bleep*, *bleep*, *bleep*.
Sh--.

Rethink the way you talk to me.

Ow, ow, ow.

If I have to do your job,
what do I need you for?

Pack your bags.

Everything will be great,
ah ha ha!