Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 5, Episode 7 - Someone to Baywatch Over You - full transcript
Morgan Christopher, an attractive, but cynical, female FBI agent, arrives at Baywatch and poses as a lifeguard with Mitch at his tower in order to stakeout a beach front house where Tanya, the girlfriend of an escaped mobster, lives. But Morgan quickly drives Mitch angry over her callous attitude towards him and everyone at the beach. Meanwhile, a grateful Dutch tourist, named Greta, dogs Matt over saving her from drowning and is determined to repay him for rescuing her. Also, Stephanie considers going on a sailing cruse around the world with Riley.
[THEME MUSIC]
-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR
♪ OH, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ OH
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
[BEACH GOERS CHATTERING
IN BACKGROUND]
-MATT: YOU GOT THE TIME?
-10:20.
-YOU DIDN'T EVEN
LOOK AT YOUR WATCH.
-THE MERMAID. SHE SWIMS
EVERY MORNING AT 10.
AND EVERY AFTERNOON AT 5.
TAKES HER EXACTLY 20 MINUTES
TO SWIM AROUND
THAT BUOY AND BACK.
NOT 19, NOT 21.
-YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON, RIGHT?
-SHE'LL KNOCK THE WATER
OUT OF HER LEFT EAR.
SHE'LL SHAKE HER HEAD AROUND,
AND SHE'LL RUN STRAIGHT
BACK INTO HER BEACH HOUSE,
NOT TO RETURN 'TIL
HER AFTERNOON SWIM.
-YOU'RE AMAZING.
-MATT, YOU'VE
GOTTA BE OBSERVANT.
GOTTA KNOW WHAT PEOPLE
ARE DOING ON YOUR BEACH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BEACH?
-OH, UM, THEY NEED
YOU AT HEADQUARTERS.
I'M HERE TO RELIEVE YOU.
-WHAT'S GOING ON?
-I DON'T KNOW, BUT STEPHANIE
SEEMED INTENSE.
-STEPHANIE'S BEEN
INTENSE EVER SINCE RILEY
ASKED HER TO SAIL AROUND
THE WORLD WITH HIM.
-YOU THINK SHE'LL DO IT?
-NEVER. SHE'LL THINK
ABOUT IT, DEBATE IT,
WEIGH THE PROS AND CONS,
AND THEN PLAY IT SAFE.
KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE
TOURISTS, WILL YA?
THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE
DOING IN THE WATER,
AND I DON'T THINK THEY
SPEAK VERY GOOD ENGLISH.
[TRUCK ENGINE CRANKS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
-WHAT'S THE FBI DOIN' HERE?
-THEY WANT ONE OF THEIR AGENTS
TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A LIFEGUARD.
[MITCH LAUGHS]
-THEY'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH IT.
THOSE GUYS ALL LOOK ALIKE.
BAD HAIRCUTS, PALE
SKIN, DARK SUNGLASSES.
OH, YOU CAN SPOT
'EM A MILE AWAY.
HI. YOU NEW HERE?
-YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM.
-WHERE YOU FROM?
-ABOUT A MILE AWAY.
-OH, LIEUTENANT MITCH BUCHANAN,
MEET FBI SPECIAL AGENT
MORGAN CHRISTOPHER.
-WELL, YOU PASSED
THE FIRST TEST.
THAT'S AN EXCELLENT
UNDERCOVER LOOK.
WHY DON'T WE GO IN
MY OFFICE AND DISCUSS
EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE HERE?
-AFTER YOU, LIEUTENANT.
-NO, NO, PLEASE, AFTER YOU.
[GROANS]
-ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
ONE THING STRAIGHT.
I DON'T WANNA BE IN
THIS SO-CALLED UNIFORM
ANY MORE THAN YOU WANT ME IN IT.
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
I HAVE TO STAKE OUT
A HOUSE ON THE BEACH.
-WHICH HOUSE?
[CLEARS THROAT]
ISN'T THIS NEAR YOUR TOWER?
-YOU'RE STAKING
OUT THE MERMAID?
-TANYA HARPSTER. WHAT
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?
-WELL, NOTHIN' MUCH.
SHE'S A SWIMMER.
SHE SWIMS EVERY
DAY AT 10 AND AT 5.
WHY, WHAT'S HER STORY?
-IT'S HER BOYFRIEND'S
STORY, SONNY SCANLIN.
-THE MOB BOSS?
ISN'T HE IN PRISON?
-HE ESCAPED TWO DAYS AGO.
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT
HE'LL TRY AND PICK UP TANYA
BEFORE HE LEAVES THE COUNTRY.
HE'S VERY INTELLIGENT,
SO IS TANYA.
THEY WON'T MAKE A MOVE IF
ANYTHING LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
-WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO TO HELP?
-YOU ARE WINDOW DRESSING,
MR. BUCHANNON.
BEST WAY YOU CAN HELP
IS BY NOT INTERFERING.
WE HAVE MEN ON THE BLUFF.
I WILL BE ON THE BEACH.
WE'LL START FIRST
THING TOMORROW MORNING.
-HUH.
[STEPHANIE EXHALES LOUDLY]
-HEY, MITCH.
YOU, UH, READY?
-UH, YEAH. I'LL BE
THERE IN JUST A MINUTE.
HAVE A GOOD TIME
TOMORROW MORNING.
-WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA BE?
SAILING AROUND THE
WORLD WITH RILEY?
-I'M CONSIDERING IT.
-YEAH, I'LL BELIEVE
IT WHEN I SEE IT.
-WELL, DON'T BE SHOCKED, THEN,
IF I TAKE AN EXTENDED
LEAVE OF ABSENCE.
-RIGHT.
WINDOW DRESSING?
-IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
THE WAVE WILL TIP YOU OVER.
IF YOU TIP OVER, YOU'LL DROWN.
PLEASE, SIR. YOU NEED TO
BRING THE BOAT BACK TO SHORE.
-C.J.: WHAT'S WRONG?
-I CAN'T MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND.
-[SPEAKS JAPANESE]
-YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?
-[SPEAKS JAPANESE]
-OH, NO.
TIDE'S COMING UP.
SHE SHOULDN'T BE UP THERE.
[EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY]
[CAMERA CLICKS]
[WAVE CRASHES]
[SCREAMS]
-OH, GRETA! HELP!
-HELP!
[COUGHING]
-GRETA!
[GASPING]
[BREATHING RAPIDLY]
[GASPING]
-I GOT YOU. DON'T
WORRY, I GOT YOU.
[SIREN WAILING]
[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING
IN BACKGROUND]
IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
-THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
YOU SAVED ME.
-GRETA!
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
-WHAT'S GOING ON?
-SEARCH ME.
THIS WHOLE DAY'S BEEN CRAZY.
-I AM GRETA. WERE IT NOT
FOR YOU, I WOULD BE DEAD.
-OH, I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.
-IN MY VILLAGE,
IF SOMEONE SAVES YOUR LIFE,
YOU MUST RETURN THEIR GIFT.
-YEAH.
-[LAUGHS] THAT'S
NOT REALLY NECESSARY.
-YOUR COOKING, YOUR
CLEANING, WHATEVER YOU NEED.
I WILL GLADLY DO IT FOR YOU.
-NO KIDDING?
-SORRY. LIFEGUARD
POLICY, NO REWARDS.
-C.J.'S RIGHT. THANKS, BUT
YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING.
-I OWE YOU MY LIFE AND
UNTIL I REPAY MY DEBT TO YOU,
I AM YOURS.
[DOOR BANGS]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
-BACK UP THE RAMP.
WE ALWAYS WATCH THE WATER.
-YOU WATCH THE WATER,
I'LL WATCH THE HOUSE.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
-IT'S GONNA BE A LONG DAY.
I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA SEE HER UNTIL 10.
-WHY DON'T YOU PLAY IN
THE SAND, MEET SOME BABES,
DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO?
-YOU SURE ARE WEARING OUT YOUR
WELCOME, AGENT CHRISTOPHER.
-AND YOU AND I, WE'RE
NOT GONNA DO LUNCH,
WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE
COCKTAILS AT SUNSET.
-BELIEVE ME, THE THOUGHT
NEVER CROSSED MY MIND.
-REALLY?
THOUGHT A BEACH BOY LIKE YOU
WOULD BE A REAL
BANDIT WITH THE BABES.
-WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, ANYWAY?
-THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE HERE,
AND I'M NOT GONNA
LET SOME WAVE JUNKIE
WHO LIKES TO HANG OUT AND
BAG RAYS, BLOW IT FOR ME.
[CHUCKLES]
-OKAY, HERE'S HOW WE'RE
GONNA HANDLE THINGS.
I'LL MIND MY BUSINESS
AND STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY.
AND YOU DAMN WELL
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
AND STAY OUT OF MINE.
[MELODIC MELODY]
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
-YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME, STEPH.
IT WOULD BE THE
ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME.
-I WANT TO, RILEY.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
I WANNA COME WITH YOU.
-WELL, THEN WHAT'S
STOPPING YOU?
-NOTHING. IT'S JUST,
I DON'T KNOW.
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE SUCH
A BIG COMMITMENT, YOU KNOW?
TO LEAVE EVERYTHING AND
SAIL AROUND THE WORLD.
-LOOK, IF YOU HATE IT,
IF AT ANY TIME YOU HATE IT,
WE'LL FIND AN AIRPORT
AND YOU CAN FLY HOME.
-I WON'T HATE IT. I'LL LOVE IT.
-BUT WILL YOU LOVE ME--
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
WORRIED ABOUT, ISN'T IT?
I LOVE YOU.
-I KNOW.
I JUST NEED MORE TIME
TO DECIDE, RILEY.
-WELL, THERE'S NOT
MUCH TIME, STEPH.
IF WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT
AHEAD OF THE WEATHER,
WE GOTTA BE OUT OF HERE
NO LATER THAN SATURDAY.
[SIGHS]
-WHY IS IT I CAN MAKE DECISIONS
ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE SO EASILY,
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MY LIFE--
-WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
HELP YOU DECIDE?
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
-THERE SHE IS.
[CAMERA LENS CLICKS]
[CAMERA LENS CLICKS]
-SHE'LL SWIM OUT TO THAT
BUOY, BE BACK IN 20 MINUTES.
-20 MINUTES, YOU'RE SURE?
YOU'D BETTER BE RIGHT.
THIS IS SAM, BASE 1.
TARGET IS OFF THE PROPERTY.
YOU HAVE 17 MINUTES. MOVE IN.
-FRIENDS ON THE BLUFF
DOING A LITTLE BREAKING
AND ENTERING, HUH?
-THEY NEED TO PLANT
A LISTENING DEVICE ON HER PHONE.
THERE ARE LIVES AT STAKE HERE.
[GASPING]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-TO BAG SOME RAYS.
-[GASPING] I'M CAUGHT!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
-HELP! HELP! HELP!
MY BOYFRIEND'S IN TROUBLE.
HE'S CAUGHT IN A RIPTIDE.
HE'S BEEN DRINKING.
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP HIM!
COME ON! WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
HE'S DROWNING!
[GASPING]
-THERE!
[WAVES CRASHING]
-HELP ME! [WHIMPERING LOUDLY]
[GASPING]
HELP ME! HELP ME!
-HERE.
-YOU OKAY?
-I'M FINE, THANKS.
-OKAY.
[LOUD GASPING]
-TAKE IT EASY!
[GROANING]
[GASPING]
[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
-I GOT YOU. MATT, MATT.
-I GOT HIM.
-I'M GOING AFTER MORGAN.
[GASPING]
[WAVES CRASH]
[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]
-THANK YOU. ARE YOU OKAY?
-EVERYTHING'S GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT, MA'AM.
-OH, THANK YOU.
ARNIE, I WAS SO WORRIED.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[COUGHS]
-ATTAGIRL. ATTAGIRL.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
YOU OKAY?
-I'M FINE, LEAVE ME
ALONE! I'M FINE, I'M FINE!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
-I SAVE HER LIFE, BUT I
DON'T EVEN GET A THANK YOU.
-YOU'RE LUCKY, TRUST ME.
TOWEL?
-YEAH.
-COLD DRINK. THE SUN IS HOT.
-THANK YOU. THAT'S VERY NICE.
I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING
YOU'RE DOING, GRETA.
IN FACT, IF I WASN'T
A LIFEGUARD, I'D LOVE IT.
BUT I'M GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.
-THE SHADE IS BETTER.
-GRETA, YOU REALLY
DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
-YES, I DO.
-NO, YOU DON'T.
I, UH... I GOTTA GO
BACK TO MY TOWER.
-I WILL COME WITH YOU.
[DOOR SLAMS]
-GRETA, GRETA! GRETA,
WAIT, WAIT, PLEASE!
I WANNA TALK TO YOU.
LOOK, YOU COME FROM
A SMALL VILLAGE,
AND I KNOW THINGS
ARE DIFFERENT THERE.
AND I DON'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR
FEELINGS, BUT IT'S THE '90S.
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
MEN AND WOMEN HAVE CHANGED.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU
TO BE A MAN'S SLAVE.
-IF A WOMAN SAVED ME,
IF YOU DID,
I WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU.
-YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT
FOR A MAN OR A WOMAN.
-I DON'T DO IT FOR THE MAN,
I DON'T DO IT FOR THE WOMAN.
I DO IT FOR THE HONOR.
IT HAS BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE
MY GRANDFATHER'S GRANDFATHER,
AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
[DOOR SLAMS]
[PHONE RINGS]
-HELLO?
-SONNY: TANYA, IT'S ME.
-TANYA: OH, BABY,
I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
-I'M GOING ON PATROL.
-SHH! IT'S HIM.
-SONNY?
-SONNY: IT WON'T BE LONG NOW.
YOU REMEMBER MARY LOU?
-TANYA: FROM SAN
FRANCISCO? SURE.
-SONNY: WELL, SHE'LL
BE COMING TO SEE YOU.
HEY, YOU TURNED
IT ON, DIDN'T YOU?
-OH, I FORGOT.
[SWITCH CLICKS]
[SCRAMBLING NOISE]
-DAMN IT!
-WHAT?
-SHE PUT A SCRAMBLER
ON THE PHONE.
-WHEN I WAS IN THE
NAVY SEALS, WE USE TO--
-HEY. I WON'T PRETEND I
CAN DO YOUR JOB ANYMORE
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
PRETEND YOU CAN DO MINE.
-FINE.
-NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-TO PLAY IN THE SAND.
[SCRAMBLING NOISE]
[PEOPLE TALKING IN BACKGROUND]
-WELL, GRETA MADE LUNCH FOR US.
-WHAT IS THAT?
-THAT'S SMOKED EEL.
-THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "20,000 LEAGUES
UNDER THE SEA."
-YEAH. IT'S A NATIVE
DISH FROM HOLLAND.
WHICH PIECE?
-UM, BREAD. I'LL HAVE
SOME BREAD, PLEASE.
-OKAY.
-DO YOU KNOW THAT
SHE'S REORGANIZED
YOUR ENTIRE REFRIGERATOR?
-SHE WHAT?
-SHE'S LINED UP
EVERYTHING BY HEIGHT,
AND SHE'S COLORED CODED
YOUR VEGETABLE BIN.
-WELL, SHE'S EFFICIENT.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
-YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE,
THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN SAY.
-I TRIED. I SAVED HER
LIFE AND SHE WON'T GO.
-WELL, THIS BOAT ISN'T BIG
ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
SO EITHER SHE GOES OR I GO.
-COME ON, C.J. THERE'S
GOTTA BE A WAY.
-WELL, YEAH. SHE CAN SAVE
YOUR LIFE AND YOU'D BE EVEN.
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
-YES, IT CAN. IT CAN HAPPEN.
THAT'S IT! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
-HOW?
-START WITH TAKING
THE DAY OFF TOMORROW.
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
[SOMBER PIANO MUSIC]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[BIRDS CAWING IN BACKGROUND]
[BIRDS CAWING IN BACKGROUND]
[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
-HI. UH, EXCUSE ME.
-YES?
-I, UH... I SAW YOU RUNNING
BAREFOOT ON THE BEACH.
-THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL, IS IT?
-NO, NO, OF COURSE
NOT. [CHUCKLES]
-SO?
-OH, IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF JELLYFISH HAVE
BEEN WASHING UP ON SHORE,
AND YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL
IF YOU'RE RUNNING BAREFOOT.
-JELLYFISH?
-YEAH.
-WELL, I'LL BE CAREFUL.
BUT THANKS FOR THE WARNING.
-NO PROBLEM.
[PHONE RINGS]
-ANSWERING MACHINE:
HI, THIS IS TANYA.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. [BEEP]
-MORGAN, IT'S MITCH.
TANYA IS COMING INSIDE.
ERASE THE MESSAGES
AND GET OUT OF THERE!
[MACHINE BEEPS]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
[ "CANTALOOP [FLIP
FANTASIA]" BY US3]
♪ I'M A FLIP FLOP
♪ I CAN'T STOP
♪ DON'T CARE WHERE I LAND
♪ CRASH INTO THE SAND
♪ I'M A FLIP FLOP
♪ ON TOP
♪ I'M WALKING ON THE MOON
♪ SINGING OUT OF TUNE
♪ I'M A FLIP TOP
♪ DON'T STOP
♪ FLIP FLOP UNTIL YOU DROP
♪ GONNA FLIP TOP
♪ TICK TOCK
♪ GONNA ROCK UNTIL FOREVER O'CLOCK
♪ FLIP FLOP HIGH TOP
♪ HIP HOP DON'T STOP
♪ FLIP FLOP ON TOP
♪ BE BOP
♪ FLIP TOP SODA POP
♪ FLIP FLOP ON TOP IGGY POP
♪ I'M A FLIP TOP
♪ DON'T STOP
♪ FLIP FLOP UNTIL YOU DROP
♪ GONNA FLIP TOP
♪ TICK TOCK
♪ GONNA ROCK UNTIL FOREVER O'CLOCK
♪ I'M A FLIP TOP
♪ FLIP FLOP UNTIL YOU DROP
♪ FLIP FLOP
-HEY.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE DAY OFF.
-I DID. WASN'T WORTH IT.
-OH?
-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
-C.J.?
-YEAH?
-DO YOU THINK I'M TOO CAUTIOUS?
-YOU MEAN,
DO I THINK YOU SHOULD SAIL
AROUND THE WORLD WITH RILEY?
-NO. [CHUCKLES] YES. DO YOU?
-ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM?
-I THINK SO, BUT I'M NOT SURE.
-DO YOU THINK YOU'D
HAVE FUN WITH HIM?
-YES. I KNOW I WOULD.
-WELL, THEN GO.
GO AND HAVE FUN BECAUSE
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE GONNA KNOW IF YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH HIM OR NOT.
-[SIGHS] THANKS.
-TESTING, TESTING,
ONE, TWO, TESTING.
WE HAD AN AGREEMENT, YOU KNOW?
-WE STILL DO.
WE'RE NOT DOIN' LUNCH. WE'RE
NOT HAVING COCKTAILS AT SUNSET.
-YOU AGREED TO STAY
OUT OF FBI BUSINESS.
BECAUSE OF YOUR PHONE CALL,
I COULDN'T PLANT THIS BUG.
YOU COULD VERY WELL
HAVE JEOPARDIZED
A LENGTHY BUREAU SURVEILLANCE.
-REALLY?
I THOUGHT I SAVE THE WHOLE DEAL,
NOT TO MENTION
YOUR PERSONAL BUTT,
NOT TO MENTION YOUR
ENTIRE LIFE OUT THERE.
-SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT
A MEDAL OR SOMETHING.
-NO, BUT A SIMPLE
THANK YOU WOULD SUFFICE.
-THANK YOU. YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
YOU'RE MY HERO. FEEL BETTER?
-OH, YOU HAD ME PEGGED
AS A DUMB WAVE JOCKEY
BEFORE YOU EVEN MET ME.
AND YOU WERE WRONG THEN
AND YOU'RE WRONG NOW.
ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU
HAVEN'T GOT THE GUTS
TO ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG, HAVE YOU?
[PHONE RINGS]
-BUCHANNON.
IT'S FOR YOU.
-THIS IS CHRISTOPHER.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
I HAVE TO GO TO HEADQUARTERS.
-KEYS ARE IN MY TRUCK.
TRY NOT TO RUN OVER ANYBODY!
[TRUCK ENGINE CRANKS]
-THIS IS BUCHANNON.
I'M GONNA BE OUT OF MY
TOWER FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
HAVE SOMEBODY WATCH
MY WATER. THANK YOU.
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-COMING.
-HI. REMEMBER ME?
-THE JELLYFISH MAN.
-RIGHT. OH, YOU DIDN'T
STEP ON ANY, DID YOU?
-NO. LOOK, I'M REALLY
KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW.
-WELL, THIS WON'T
TAKE A SECOND.
I'M GOING DOOR TO DOOR TO TRY
AND GET PEOPLE TO SPONSOR ME
FOR THE LIFEGUARD OLYMPICS.
IT'S FOR CHARITY. REALLY,
WHATEVER YOU CAN GIVE.
-SORRY.
-ALL THE MONEY GOES TO
UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN.
IT'S A TAX WRITE-OFF.
PLEASE?
FOR THE CHILDREN.
-I'LL GET MY PURSE.
IT'S UPSTAIRS.
-THANK YOU.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[DOOR CLOSES]
GREAT VIEW. I CAN ACTUALLY
SEE MY TOWER FROM HERE.
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
-TANYA: OKAY, SO WHO
DO I WRITE THIS OUT TO?
-MITCH: BAYWATCH LIFEGUARDS.
IT'S REALLY TERRIFIC OF YOU
TO SUPPORT THE
LIFEGUARD ASSOCIATION.
IT'LL MAKE
A LOT OF CHILDREN HAPPY.
YOU'RE A GOOD NEIGHBOR
AND A GREAT SWIMMER.
-THANK YOU. OKAY,
HOW WILL THIS DO?
-OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
-UH, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN GO
OUT THIS WAY IF YOU'D LIKE.
-THANK YOU.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
[COUGHS]
[DOG BARKS]
[YELLS LOUDLY]
[DOG BARKING]
[DOG BARKING]
-MATT!
[BREATHING LOUDLY]
-GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
[GROANS]
-GOOD JOB. IT LOOKED REAL.
I THINK SHE BOUGHT IT.
[COUGHS]
-MATT! THANK GOD!
-WHAT HAPPENED?
-OH, YOU ALMOST DROWNED
AND GRETA SAVED YOU.
-ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT DOG.
[GASPS]
-YOU REALLY HAVE A BUMP.
-OF COURSE HE HAS A BUMP.
HE ALMOST DROWNED.
-YOU REALLY SAVED HIS LIFE?
-I JUST TRIED TO HELP.
-SHE REALLY SAVED YOUR LIFE!
-HUH?
-TELL HER
HOW GRATEFUL YOU ARE.
-YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.
GRETA, YOU OWED ME YOUR
LIFE, NOW I OWE YOU MINE.
TO THE RESPECT OF YOUR
GRANDFATHER'S GRANDFATHER,
AND TO THE WAY, WE'RE EVEN.
[GRETA GIGGLES]
-OW!
-OKAY, I ADMIT IT.
I MIGHT HAVE A BIT
OF AN ATTITUDE.
-A BIT? MIGHT?
-THERE WAS SOMEONE, A SURFER.
ALWAYS CHASING
AFTER THE NEXT WAVE,
THE NEXT PRETTY GIRL.
HE PROMISED ME HE'D
ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME.
HE LEFT. HE NEVER CAME BACK.
-WHAT, AN OLD BOYFRIEND?
-MY FATHER.
HE BROKE MY HEART
AND MY MOTHER'S.
SO, YOU SEE, I'M NOT TOO
FOND OF THE BEACH BOYS.
-OKAY. I HEAR YA.
-THANK YOU. FOR EVERYTHING.
-DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN
HAVE COCKTAILS AT SUNSET?
-PROBABLY.
5 O'CLOCK, RIGHT ON TIME.
-WHAT MADE YOU
BECOME AN FBI AGENT?
-WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
WE WENT ON A TOUR
OF FBI HEADQUARTERS
IN WASHINGTON.
AND FROM THEN ON, I KNEW IT'S
WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE
TO BE A LIFEGUARD?
-WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
WE CAME TO THE BEACH.
-I GUESS WE BOTH
MADE CAREER CHOICES
AT PRETTY EARLY AGE, HUH?
-YEAH.
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
-WHAT?
-TANYA. SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[WAVES CRASH]
-BAYWATCH, THIS IS
FBI AGENT CHRISTOPHER,
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY
SITUATION HERE.
WE NEED BACKUP.
SEND A [INDISTINCT].
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GRUNTS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
-FBI, I NEED YOUR BOARD.
-ALL RIGHT.
[WAVES CRASH]
-DEWEY! DOWN HERE!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
-WE CAN'T FIND HER!
-MITCH!
-SHE KNOCKED THE WATER
OUT OF HER LEFT EAR.
SHE FAKED THE DROWNING.
THAT'S TANYA AND
SONNY ON THAT BOAT.
ALL RIGHT, DEWEY, LET'S GO.
-NO, I'M COMING WITH YOU.
-IT'S OKAY.
[BOAT MOTOR HUMS]
[ENGINE REVS]
-ALL RIGHT, TAKE THE CONTROLS.
-YOU TAKE THE CONTROLS.
JUST GET ME CLOSER.
-I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
-SO DO I. JUST GET ME CLOSER.
COME ON!
[INTENSE MUSIC]
[ENGINE REVS]
[GRUNTS]
-AH!
[SONNY GRUNTS]
-AH!
[MITCH GROANS]
[SONNY GRUNTS IN PAIN]
[INTENSE MUSIC]
-TO US.
-TO US.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU HADN'T
BEEN SO OBSERVANT,
THEY PROBABLY WOULD'VE
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT.
-WHAT'D YOU SAY? [CHUCKLES]
-DON'T BE ARROGANT,
MITCH BUCHANNON.
YOU'RE STILL
A LOWLY WAVE JOCKEY.
-AH, BUT I'M
A BANDIT WITH THE BABES.
-OH, YOU ARE, ARE YOU?
-I WAS TOLD THAT BY AN
AUTHORITY ON THE SUBJECT.
-PROVE IT.
-PROVE IT?
-PROVE IT.
-MITCH.
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE.
-GOODBYE? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-WELL, I'VE THOUGHT IT OVER,
AND I'VE WEIGHED THE PROS
AND CONS, AND I'VE DECIDED--
-I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
-WELL, IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT,
WE SET SAIL FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING.
ENJOY THE SUNSET.
-UH, STEPHANIE, WAIT.
UH, UM, COULD YOU
JUST HOLD THAT?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
TELL RILEY HE'S
A LUCKY MAN, HUH?
-I'LL SEND YOU POSTCARDS.
-OKAY.
♪ I KNEW IT FROM THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
♪ THIS WOULD BE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
♪ NEVER QUESTIONED, NEVER SECOND GUESSED
♪ I WAKE UP NEXT TO YOU IN A DREAM
♪ REALIZE I'VE FOUND ALL I NEED
♪ A WORLD I'VE NEVER KNOWN BEFORE
♪ A HAND TO HOLD MY HEART AND MORE
♪ I WANNA SAIL IN THE MOONLIGHT
♪ TANGLED IN YOUR ARMS TIL SUNRISE
♪ NEVER WANNA LET YOU GO
♪ I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
♪ I HOPE YOU CAN FEEL IT TOO ♪
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES ♪
♪ I HOPE YOU CAN FEEL IT TOO
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
♪ I HOPE YOU CAN FEEL IT TOO
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR
♪ OH, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
♪ OH
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR
♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
♪ I'LL BE READY
♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
[BEACH GOERS CHATTERING
IN BACKGROUND]
-MATT: YOU GOT THE TIME?
-10:20.
-YOU DIDN'T EVEN
LOOK AT YOUR WATCH.
-THE MERMAID. SHE SWIMS
EVERY MORNING AT 10.
AND EVERY AFTERNOON AT 5.
TAKES HER EXACTLY 20 MINUTES
TO SWIM AROUND
THAT BUOY AND BACK.
NOT 19, NOT 21.
-YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON, RIGHT?
-SHE'LL KNOCK THE WATER
OUT OF HER LEFT EAR.
SHE'LL SHAKE HER HEAD AROUND,
AND SHE'LL RUN STRAIGHT
BACK INTO HER BEACH HOUSE,
NOT TO RETURN 'TIL
HER AFTERNOON SWIM.
-YOU'RE AMAZING.
-MATT, YOU'VE
GOTTA BE OBSERVANT.
GOTTA KNOW WHAT PEOPLE
ARE DOING ON YOUR BEACH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BEACH?
-OH, UM, THEY NEED
YOU AT HEADQUARTERS.
I'M HERE TO RELIEVE YOU.
-WHAT'S GOING ON?
-I DON'T KNOW, BUT STEPHANIE
SEEMED INTENSE.
-STEPHANIE'S BEEN
INTENSE EVER SINCE RILEY
ASKED HER TO SAIL AROUND
THE WORLD WITH HIM.
-YOU THINK SHE'LL DO IT?
-NEVER. SHE'LL THINK
ABOUT IT, DEBATE IT,
WEIGH THE PROS AND CONS,
AND THEN PLAY IT SAFE.
KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE
TOURISTS, WILL YA?
THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE
DOING IN THE WATER,
AND I DON'T THINK THEY
SPEAK VERY GOOD ENGLISH.
[TRUCK ENGINE CRANKS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
-WHAT'S THE FBI DOIN' HERE?
-THEY WANT ONE OF THEIR AGENTS
TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A LIFEGUARD.
[MITCH LAUGHS]
-THEY'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH IT.
THOSE GUYS ALL LOOK ALIKE.
BAD HAIRCUTS, PALE
SKIN, DARK SUNGLASSES.
OH, YOU CAN SPOT
'EM A MILE AWAY.
HI. YOU NEW HERE?
-YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM.
-WHERE YOU FROM?
-ABOUT A MILE AWAY.
-OH, LIEUTENANT MITCH BUCHANAN,
MEET FBI SPECIAL AGENT
MORGAN CHRISTOPHER.
-WELL, YOU PASSED
THE FIRST TEST.
THAT'S AN EXCELLENT
UNDERCOVER LOOK.
WHY DON'T WE GO IN
MY OFFICE AND DISCUSS
EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE HERE?
-AFTER YOU, LIEUTENANT.
-NO, NO, PLEASE, AFTER YOU.
[GROANS]
-ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
ONE THING STRAIGHT.
I DON'T WANNA BE IN
THIS SO-CALLED UNIFORM
ANY MORE THAN YOU WANT ME IN IT.
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
I HAVE TO STAKE OUT
A HOUSE ON THE BEACH.
-WHICH HOUSE?
[CLEARS THROAT]
ISN'T THIS NEAR YOUR TOWER?
-YOU'RE STAKING
OUT THE MERMAID?
-TANYA HARPSTER. WHAT
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?
-WELL, NOTHIN' MUCH.
SHE'S A SWIMMER.
SHE SWIMS EVERY
DAY AT 10 AND AT 5.
WHY, WHAT'S HER STORY?
-IT'S HER BOYFRIEND'S
STORY, SONNY SCANLIN.
-THE MOB BOSS?
ISN'T HE IN PRISON?
-HE ESCAPED TWO DAYS AGO.
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT
HE'LL TRY AND PICK UP TANYA
BEFORE HE LEAVES THE COUNTRY.
HE'S VERY INTELLIGENT,
SO IS TANYA.
THEY WON'T MAKE A MOVE IF
ANYTHING LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
-WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO TO HELP?
-YOU ARE WINDOW DRESSING,
MR. BUCHANNON.
BEST WAY YOU CAN HELP
IS BY NOT INTERFERING.
WE HAVE MEN ON THE BLUFF.
I WILL BE ON THE BEACH.
WE'LL START FIRST
THING TOMORROW MORNING.
-HUH.
[STEPHANIE EXHALES LOUDLY]
-HEY, MITCH.
YOU, UH, READY?
-UH, YEAH. I'LL BE
THERE IN JUST A MINUTE.
HAVE A GOOD TIME
TOMORROW MORNING.
-WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA BE?
SAILING AROUND THE
WORLD WITH RILEY?
-I'M CONSIDERING IT.
-YEAH, I'LL BELIEVE
IT WHEN I SEE IT.
-WELL, DON'T BE SHOCKED, THEN,
IF I TAKE AN EXTENDED
LEAVE OF ABSENCE.
-RIGHT.
WINDOW DRESSING?
-IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
THE WAVE WILL TIP YOU OVER.
IF YOU TIP OVER, YOU'LL DROWN.
PLEASE, SIR. YOU NEED TO
BRING THE BOAT BACK TO SHORE.
-C.J.: WHAT'S WRONG?
-I CAN'T MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND.
-[SPEAKS JAPANESE]
-YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?
-[SPEAKS JAPANESE]
-OH, NO.
TIDE'S COMING UP.
SHE SHOULDN'T BE UP THERE.
[EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY]
[CAMERA CLICKS]
[WAVE CRASHES]
[SCREAMS]
-OH, GRETA! HELP!
-HELP!
[COUGHING]
-GRETA!
[GASPING]
[BREATHING RAPIDLY]
[GASPING]
-I GOT YOU. DON'T
WORRY, I GOT YOU.
[SIREN WAILING]
[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING
IN BACKGROUND]
IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
-THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
YOU SAVED ME.
-GRETA!
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
-WHAT'S GOING ON?
-SEARCH ME.
THIS WHOLE DAY'S BEEN CRAZY.
-I AM GRETA. WERE IT NOT
FOR YOU, I WOULD BE DEAD.
-OH, I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.
-IN MY VILLAGE,
IF SOMEONE SAVES YOUR LIFE,
YOU MUST RETURN THEIR GIFT.
-YEAH.
-[LAUGHS] THAT'S
NOT REALLY NECESSARY.
-YOUR COOKING, YOUR
CLEANING, WHATEVER YOU NEED.
I WILL GLADLY DO IT FOR YOU.
-NO KIDDING?
-SORRY. LIFEGUARD
POLICY, NO REWARDS.
-C.J.'S RIGHT. THANKS, BUT
YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING.
-I OWE YOU MY LIFE AND
UNTIL I REPAY MY DEBT TO YOU,
I AM YOURS.
[DOOR BANGS]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
-BACK UP THE RAMP.
WE ALWAYS WATCH THE WATER.
-YOU WATCH THE WATER,
I'LL WATCH THE HOUSE.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
-IT'S GONNA BE A LONG DAY.
I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA SEE HER UNTIL 10.
-WHY DON'T YOU PLAY IN
THE SAND, MEET SOME BABES,
DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO?
-YOU SURE ARE WEARING OUT YOUR
WELCOME, AGENT CHRISTOPHER.
-AND YOU AND I, WE'RE
NOT GONNA DO LUNCH,
WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE
COCKTAILS AT SUNSET.
-BELIEVE ME, THE THOUGHT
NEVER CROSSED MY MIND.
-REALLY?
THOUGHT A BEACH BOY LIKE YOU
WOULD BE A REAL
BANDIT WITH THE BABES.
-WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, ANYWAY?
-THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE HERE,
AND I'M NOT GONNA
LET SOME WAVE JUNKIE
WHO LIKES TO HANG OUT AND
BAG RAYS, BLOW IT FOR ME.
[CHUCKLES]
-OKAY, HERE'S HOW WE'RE
GONNA HANDLE THINGS.
I'LL MIND MY BUSINESS
AND STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY.
AND YOU DAMN WELL
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
AND STAY OUT OF MINE.
[MELODIC MELODY]
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
-YOU GOTTA COME WITH ME, STEPH.
IT WOULD BE THE
ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME.
-I WANT TO, RILEY.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
I WANNA COME WITH YOU.
-WELL, THEN WHAT'S
STOPPING YOU?
-NOTHING. IT'S JUST,
I DON'T KNOW.
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE SUCH
A BIG COMMITMENT, YOU KNOW?
TO LEAVE EVERYTHING AND
SAIL AROUND THE WORLD.
-LOOK, IF YOU HATE IT,
IF AT ANY TIME YOU HATE IT,
WE'LL FIND AN AIRPORT
AND YOU CAN FLY HOME.
-I WON'T HATE IT. I'LL LOVE IT.
-BUT WILL YOU LOVE ME--
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
WORRIED ABOUT, ISN'T IT?
I LOVE YOU.
-I KNOW.
I JUST NEED MORE TIME
TO DECIDE, RILEY.
-WELL, THERE'S NOT
MUCH TIME, STEPH.
IF WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT
AHEAD OF THE WEATHER,
WE GOTTA BE OUT OF HERE
NO LATER THAN SATURDAY.
[SIGHS]
-WHY IS IT I CAN MAKE DECISIONS
ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE SO EASILY,
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MY LIFE--
-WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
HELP YOU DECIDE?
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
-THERE SHE IS.
[CAMERA LENS CLICKS]
[CAMERA LENS CLICKS]
-SHE'LL SWIM OUT TO THAT
BUOY, BE BACK IN 20 MINUTES.
-20 MINUTES, YOU'RE SURE?
YOU'D BETTER BE RIGHT.
THIS IS SAM, BASE 1.
TARGET IS OFF THE PROPERTY.
YOU HAVE 17 MINUTES. MOVE IN.
-FRIENDS ON THE BLUFF
DOING A LITTLE BREAKING
AND ENTERING, HUH?
-THEY NEED TO PLANT
A LISTENING DEVICE ON HER PHONE.
THERE ARE LIVES AT STAKE HERE.
[GASPING]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-TO BAG SOME RAYS.
-[GASPING] I'M CAUGHT!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
-HELP! HELP! HELP!
MY BOYFRIEND'S IN TROUBLE.
HE'S CAUGHT IN A RIPTIDE.
HE'S BEEN DRINKING.
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP HIM!
COME ON! WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
HE'S DROWNING!
[GASPING]
-THERE!
[WAVES CRASHING]
-HELP ME! [WHIMPERING LOUDLY]
[GASPING]
HELP ME! HELP ME!
-HERE.
-YOU OKAY?
-I'M FINE, THANKS.
-OKAY.
[LOUD GASPING]
-TAKE IT EASY!
[GROANING]
[GASPING]
[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
-I GOT YOU. MATT, MATT.
-I GOT HIM.
-I'M GOING AFTER MORGAN.
[GASPING]
[WAVES CRASH]
[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]
-THANK YOU. ARE YOU OKAY?
-EVERYTHING'S GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT, MA'AM.
-OH, THANK YOU.
ARNIE, I WAS SO WORRIED.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[COUGHS]
-ATTAGIRL. ATTAGIRL.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
YOU OKAY?
-I'M FINE, LEAVE ME
ALONE! I'M FINE, I'M FINE!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
-I SAVE HER LIFE, BUT I
DON'T EVEN GET A THANK YOU.
-YOU'RE LUCKY, TRUST ME.
TOWEL?
-YEAH.
-COLD DRINK. THE SUN IS HOT.
-THANK YOU. THAT'S VERY NICE.
I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING
YOU'RE DOING, GRETA.
IN FACT, IF I WASN'T
A LIFEGUARD, I'D LOVE IT.
BUT I'M GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.
-THE SHADE IS BETTER.
-GRETA, YOU REALLY
DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
-YES, I DO.
-NO, YOU DON'T.
I, UH... I GOTTA GO
BACK TO MY TOWER.
-I WILL COME WITH YOU.
[DOOR SLAMS]
-GRETA, GRETA! GRETA,
WAIT, WAIT, PLEASE!
I WANNA TALK TO YOU.
LOOK, YOU COME FROM
A SMALL VILLAGE,
AND I KNOW THINGS
ARE DIFFERENT THERE.
AND I DON'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR
FEELINGS, BUT IT'S THE '90S.
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
MEN AND WOMEN HAVE CHANGED.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU
TO BE A MAN'S SLAVE.
-IF A WOMAN SAVED ME,
IF YOU DID,
I WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU.
-YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT
FOR A MAN OR A WOMAN.
-I DON'T DO IT FOR THE MAN,
I DON'T DO IT FOR THE WOMAN.
I DO IT FOR THE HONOR.
IT HAS BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE
MY GRANDFATHER'S GRANDFATHER,
AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
[DOOR SLAMS]
[PHONE RINGS]
-HELLO?
-SONNY: TANYA, IT'S ME.
-TANYA: OH, BABY,
I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
-I'M GOING ON PATROL.
-SHH! IT'S HIM.
-SONNY?
-SONNY: IT WON'T BE LONG NOW.
YOU REMEMBER MARY LOU?
-TANYA: FROM SAN
FRANCISCO? SURE.
-SONNY: WELL, SHE'LL
BE COMING TO SEE YOU.
HEY, YOU TURNED
IT ON, DIDN'T YOU?
-OH, I FORGOT.
[SWITCH CLICKS]
[SCRAMBLING NOISE]
-DAMN IT!
-WHAT?
-SHE PUT A SCRAMBLER
ON THE PHONE.
-WHEN I WAS IN THE
NAVY SEALS, WE USE TO--
-HEY. I WON'T PRETEND I
CAN DO YOUR JOB ANYMORE
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
PRETEND YOU CAN DO MINE.
-FINE.
-NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-TO PLAY IN THE SAND.
[SCRAMBLING NOISE]
[PEOPLE TALKING IN BACKGROUND]
-WELL, GRETA MADE LUNCH FOR US.
-WHAT IS THAT?
-THAT'S SMOKED EEL.
-THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "20,000 LEAGUES
UNDER THE SEA."
-YEAH. IT'S A NATIVE
DISH FROM HOLLAND.
WHICH PIECE?
-UM, BREAD. I'LL HAVE
SOME BREAD, PLEASE.
-OKAY.
-DO YOU KNOW THAT
SHE'S REORGANIZED
YOUR ENTIRE REFRIGERATOR?
-SHE WHAT?
-SHE'S LINED UP
EVERYTHING BY HEIGHT,
AND SHE'S COLORED CODED
YOUR VEGETABLE BIN.
-WELL, SHE'S EFFICIENT.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
-YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE,
THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN SAY.
-I TRIED. I SAVED HER
LIFE AND SHE WON'T GO.
-WELL, THIS BOAT ISN'T BIG
ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
SO EITHER SHE GOES OR I GO.
-COME ON, C.J. THERE'S
GOTTA BE A WAY.
-WELL, YEAH. SHE CAN SAVE
YOUR LIFE AND YOU'D BE EVEN.
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
-YES, IT CAN. IT CAN HAPPEN.
THAT'S IT! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
-HOW?
-START WITH TAKING
THE DAY OFF TOMORROW.
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
[SOMBER PIANO MUSIC]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[BIRDS CAWING IN BACKGROUND]
[BIRDS CAWING IN BACKGROUND]
[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
-HI. UH, EXCUSE ME.
-YES?
-I, UH... I SAW YOU RUNNING
BAREFOOT ON THE BEACH.
-THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL, IS IT?
-NO, NO, OF COURSE
NOT. [CHUCKLES]
-SO?
-OH, IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF JELLYFISH HAVE
BEEN WASHING UP ON SHORE,
AND YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL
IF YOU'RE RUNNING BAREFOOT.
-JELLYFISH?
-YEAH.
-WELL, I'LL BE CAREFUL.
BUT THANKS FOR THE WARNING.
-NO PROBLEM.
[PHONE RINGS]
-ANSWERING MACHINE:
HI, THIS IS TANYA.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. [BEEP]
-MORGAN, IT'S MITCH.
TANYA IS COMING INSIDE.
ERASE THE MESSAGES
AND GET OUT OF THERE!
[MACHINE BEEPS]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
[ "CANTALOOP [FLIP
FANTASIA]" BY US3]
♪ I'M A FLIP FLOP
♪ I CAN'T STOP
♪ DON'T CARE WHERE I LAND
♪ CRASH INTO THE SAND
♪ I'M A FLIP FLOP
♪ ON TOP
♪ I'M WALKING ON THE MOON
♪ SINGING OUT OF TUNE
♪ I'M A FLIP TOP
♪ DON'T STOP
♪ FLIP FLOP UNTIL YOU DROP
♪ GONNA FLIP TOP
♪ TICK TOCK
♪ GONNA ROCK UNTIL FOREVER O'CLOCK
♪ FLIP FLOP HIGH TOP
♪ HIP HOP DON'T STOP
♪ FLIP FLOP ON TOP
♪ BE BOP
♪ FLIP TOP SODA POP
♪ FLIP FLOP ON TOP IGGY POP
♪ I'M A FLIP TOP
♪ DON'T STOP
♪ FLIP FLOP UNTIL YOU DROP
♪ GONNA FLIP TOP
♪ TICK TOCK
♪ GONNA ROCK UNTIL FOREVER O'CLOCK
♪ I'M A FLIP TOP
♪ FLIP FLOP UNTIL YOU DROP
♪ FLIP FLOP
-HEY.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE DAY OFF.
-I DID. WASN'T WORTH IT.
-OH?
-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
-C.J.?
-YEAH?
-DO YOU THINK I'M TOO CAUTIOUS?
-YOU MEAN,
DO I THINK YOU SHOULD SAIL
AROUND THE WORLD WITH RILEY?
-NO. [CHUCKLES] YES. DO YOU?
-ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM?
-I THINK SO, BUT I'M NOT SURE.
-DO YOU THINK YOU'D
HAVE FUN WITH HIM?
-YES. I KNOW I WOULD.
-WELL, THEN GO.
GO AND HAVE FUN BECAUSE
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE GONNA KNOW IF YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH HIM OR NOT.
-[SIGHS] THANKS.
-TESTING, TESTING,
ONE, TWO, TESTING.
WE HAD AN AGREEMENT, YOU KNOW?
-WE STILL DO.
WE'RE NOT DOIN' LUNCH. WE'RE
NOT HAVING COCKTAILS AT SUNSET.
-YOU AGREED TO STAY
OUT OF FBI BUSINESS.
BECAUSE OF YOUR PHONE CALL,
I COULDN'T PLANT THIS BUG.
YOU COULD VERY WELL
HAVE JEOPARDIZED
A LENGTHY BUREAU SURVEILLANCE.
-REALLY?
I THOUGHT I SAVE THE WHOLE DEAL,
NOT TO MENTION
YOUR PERSONAL BUTT,
NOT TO MENTION YOUR
ENTIRE LIFE OUT THERE.
-SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT
A MEDAL OR SOMETHING.
-NO, BUT A SIMPLE
THANK YOU WOULD SUFFICE.
-THANK YOU. YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
YOU'RE MY HERO. FEEL BETTER?
-OH, YOU HAD ME PEGGED
AS A DUMB WAVE JOCKEY
BEFORE YOU EVEN MET ME.
AND YOU WERE WRONG THEN
AND YOU'RE WRONG NOW.
ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU
HAVEN'T GOT THE GUTS
TO ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG, HAVE YOU?
[PHONE RINGS]
-BUCHANNON.
IT'S FOR YOU.
-THIS IS CHRISTOPHER.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
I HAVE TO GO TO HEADQUARTERS.
-KEYS ARE IN MY TRUCK.
TRY NOT TO RUN OVER ANYBODY!
[TRUCK ENGINE CRANKS]
-THIS IS BUCHANNON.
I'M GONNA BE OUT OF MY
TOWER FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
HAVE SOMEBODY WATCH
MY WATER. THANK YOU.
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-COMING.
-HI. REMEMBER ME?
-THE JELLYFISH MAN.
-RIGHT. OH, YOU DIDN'T
STEP ON ANY, DID YOU?
-NO. LOOK, I'M REALLY
KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW.
-WELL, THIS WON'T
TAKE A SECOND.
I'M GOING DOOR TO DOOR TO TRY
AND GET PEOPLE TO SPONSOR ME
FOR THE LIFEGUARD OLYMPICS.
IT'S FOR CHARITY. REALLY,
WHATEVER YOU CAN GIVE.
-SORRY.
-ALL THE MONEY GOES TO
UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN.
IT'S A TAX WRITE-OFF.
PLEASE?
FOR THE CHILDREN.
-I'LL GET MY PURSE.
IT'S UPSTAIRS.
-THANK YOU.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[DOOR CLOSES]
GREAT VIEW. I CAN ACTUALLY
SEE MY TOWER FROM HERE.
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
-TANYA: OKAY, SO WHO
DO I WRITE THIS OUT TO?
-MITCH: BAYWATCH LIFEGUARDS.
IT'S REALLY TERRIFIC OF YOU
TO SUPPORT THE
LIFEGUARD ASSOCIATION.
IT'LL MAKE
A LOT OF CHILDREN HAPPY.
YOU'RE A GOOD NEIGHBOR
AND A GREAT SWIMMER.
-THANK YOU. OKAY,
HOW WILL THIS DO?
-OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
-UH, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN GO
OUT THIS WAY IF YOU'D LIKE.
-THANK YOU.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
[COUGHS]
[DOG BARKS]
[YELLS LOUDLY]
[DOG BARKING]
[DOG BARKING]
-MATT!
[BREATHING LOUDLY]
-GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
[GROANS]
-GOOD JOB. IT LOOKED REAL.
I THINK SHE BOUGHT IT.
[COUGHS]
-MATT! THANK GOD!
-WHAT HAPPENED?
-OH, YOU ALMOST DROWNED
AND GRETA SAVED YOU.
-ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT DOG.
[GASPS]
-YOU REALLY HAVE A BUMP.
-OF COURSE HE HAS A BUMP.
HE ALMOST DROWNED.
-YOU REALLY SAVED HIS LIFE?
-I JUST TRIED TO HELP.
-SHE REALLY SAVED YOUR LIFE!
-HUH?
-TELL HER
HOW GRATEFUL YOU ARE.
-YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.
GRETA, YOU OWED ME YOUR
LIFE, NOW I OWE YOU MINE.
TO THE RESPECT OF YOUR
GRANDFATHER'S GRANDFATHER,
AND TO THE WAY, WE'RE EVEN.
[GRETA GIGGLES]
-OW!
-OKAY, I ADMIT IT.
I MIGHT HAVE A BIT
OF AN ATTITUDE.
-A BIT? MIGHT?
-THERE WAS SOMEONE, A SURFER.
ALWAYS CHASING
AFTER THE NEXT WAVE,
THE NEXT PRETTY GIRL.
HE PROMISED ME HE'D
ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME.
HE LEFT. HE NEVER CAME BACK.
-WHAT, AN OLD BOYFRIEND?
-MY FATHER.
HE BROKE MY HEART
AND MY MOTHER'S.
SO, YOU SEE, I'M NOT TOO
FOND OF THE BEACH BOYS.
-OKAY. I HEAR YA.
-THANK YOU. FOR EVERYTHING.
-DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN
HAVE COCKTAILS AT SUNSET?
-PROBABLY.
5 O'CLOCK, RIGHT ON TIME.
-WHAT MADE YOU
BECOME AN FBI AGENT?
-WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
WE WENT ON A TOUR
OF FBI HEADQUARTERS
IN WASHINGTON.
AND FROM THEN ON, I KNEW IT'S
WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE
TO BE A LIFEGUARD?
-WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
WE CAME TO THE BEACH.
-I GUESS WE BOTH
MADE CAREER CHOICES
AT PRETTY EARLY AGE, HUH?
-YEAH.
[PEOPLE TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN BACKGROUND]
-WHAT?
-TANYA. SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[WAVES CRASH]
-BAYWATCH, THIS IS
FBI AGENT CHRISTOPHER,
WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY
SITUATION HERE.
WE NEED BACKUP.
SEND A [INDISTINCT].
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GRUNTS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
-FBI, I NEED YOUR BOARD.
-ALL RIGHT.
[WAVES CRASH]
-DEWEY! DOWN HERE!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
-WE CAN'T FIND HER!
-MITCH!
-SHE KNOCKED THE WATER
OUT OF HER LEFT EAR.
SHE FAKED THE DROWNING.
THAT'S TANYA AND
SONNY ON THAT BOAT.
ALL RIGHT, DEWEY, LET'S GO.
-NO, I'M COMING WITH YOU.
-IT'S OKAY.
[BOAT MOTOR HUMS]
[ENGINE REVS]
-ALL RIGHT, TAKE THE CONTROLS.
-YOU TAKE THE CONTROLS.
JUST GET ME CLOSER.
-I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
-SO DO I. JUST GET ME CLOSER.
COME ON!
[INTENSE MUSIC]
[ENGINE REVS]
[GRUNTS]
-AH!
[SONNY GRUNTS]
-AH!
[MITCH GROANS]
[SONNY GRUNTS IN PAIN]
[INTENSE MUSIC]
-TO US.
-TO US.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU HADN'T
BEEN SO OBSERVANT,
THEY PROBABLY WOULD'VE
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT.
-WHAT'D YOU SAY? [CHUCKLES]
-DON'T BE ARROGANT,
MITCH BUCHANNON.
YOU'RE STILL
A LOWLY WAVE JOCKEY.
-AH, BUT I'M
A BANDIT WITH THE BABES.
-OH, YOU ARE, ARE YOU?
-I WAS TOLD THAT BY AN
AUTHORITY ON THE SUBJECT.
-PROVE IT.
-PROVE IT?
-PROVE IT.
-MITCH.
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE.
-GOODBYE? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-WELL, I'VE THOUGHT IT OVER,
AND I'VE WEIGHED THE PROS
AND CONS, AND I'VE DECIDED--
-I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
-WELL, IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT,
WE SET SAIL FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING.
ENJOY THE SUNSET.
-UH, STEPHANIE, WAIT.
UH, UM, COULD YOU
JUST HOLD THAT?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
TELL RILEY HE'S
A LUCKY MAN, HUH?
-I'LL SEND YOU POSTCARDS.
-OKAY.
♪ I KNEW IT FROM THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
♪ THIS WOULD BE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
♪ NEVER QUESTIONED, NEVER SECOND GUESSED
♪ I WAKE UP NEXT TO YOU IN A DREAM
♪ REALIZE I'VE FOUND ALL I NEED
♪ A WORLD I'VE NEVER KNOWN BEFORE
♪ A HAND TO HOLD MY HEART AND MORE
♪ I WANNA SAIL IN THE MOONLIGHT
♪ TANGLED IN YOUR ARMS TIL SUNRISE
♪ NEVER WANNA LET YOU GO
♪ I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
♪ I HOPE YOU CAN FEEL IT TOO ♪
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES ♪
♪ I HOPE YOU CAN FEEL IT TOO
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU
♪ WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
♪ I HOPE YOU CAN FEEL IT TOO
♪ ALL I NEED IS YOU