Baywatch (1989–2001): Season 5, Episode 8 - K-Gas the Groove Yard of Solid Gold - full transcript

[OPENING THEME PLAYING]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HAVE SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY



♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE



[RADIO STATIC]

♪ THIS IS OUR ENDLESS SUMMER

♪ WE CAN LET EVERYTHING GO

♪ IN MY MIND SHE HOVERS

♪ IN MY HEART SHE GROWS

♪ HOW TIME FLIES

♪ ENJOY THE RIDE

♪ I FINALLY FOUND PARADISE

♪ IS THIS FOR REAL

♪ SHE IS MY PARADISE

-LARRY: GOOD MORNING
MR. AND MS. PACIFIC,

AND I'M BEING QUITE SPECIFIC,
IF YOU GET MY DRIFTWOOD.

[LAUGHING]

THIS IS LARRY LOOMIN' LARGE.

AND WE'RE IN THE
WARM CALIFORNIA SUN

AT THE GRAND OPENING
OF THE SANDY KAYE CAFE,

THAT HEALTH-HAPPY HANGOUT
WHERE THE ELITE MEET TO EAT

IN AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.

AND IN HONOR OF THE BIG EVENT,

SOME LUCKY BUCCANEER
OR BUCCANEERETTE

IS GONNA SCORE 100 GS,
ALL COURTESY OF KGAS 107

AND YOURS TRULY,
LARRY LOOMIN' LARGE.

SO HEED MY WORDS CAREFULLY,
ALL YE ROGUES AND ROGUETTES

BECAUSE SOMEWHERE ON
THESE SHORES ARE HIDDEN

THE KEYS TO WINNING
A 300-YEAR-OLD PIRATE DOUBLOON.

APPRAISED AT OVER $100,000.

THIS COIN WAS RECOVERED FROM
THE WRECK OF THE SEA DEVIL,

A SUNKEN PIRATE SHIP
SKIPPERED BY THE LEGENDARY

BRIGAND, CAPTAIN FLYNN.

NOW ALL YOU TREASURE HUNTER
HAVE TO DO TO WIN THE COIN

IS TO FIND THE VARIOUS FRAGMENTS

OF CAPTAIN FLYNN'S LAST
WILL AND TESTAMENT.

PARTS OF WHICH ARE SCATTERED
UNDERNEATH THE SANDS.

LOOK THROUGH THE ROCKS.
PERHAPS EVEN BENEATH THE SEA.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
ANYWHERE ON THE BOUNDING

MAIN IS FAIR GAME.

PUT THE PHRASES TOGETHER
AND BRING THEM BACK TO ME

BEFORE THE SUN SETS
INTO THE SHINING SEA.

RECITE THEM ON THE AIR, IN
ORDER, AND YOU'LL BE A WINNER.

A $100,000 WINNER.

AND NOW I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH,

BESIDES ME OF COURSE,
WHO KNOWS THE LOCATIONS

OF ALL THE PHRASES
OF CAPTAIN FLYNN'S

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT.

THE $100,000 PHRASES,
AND HERE HE IS,

SERGEANT GARNER ELLERBEE.

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE BADGE.

SERGEANT MASTER G., IF
I CAN CALL YOU THAT.

OKAY, OKAY.

SERGEANT ELLERBEE, IF YOU COULD
PLEASE ENLIGHTEN THE FOLKS

AS TO YOUR OFFICIAL PRESENCE
HERE AS THE CHIEF CRYPT KEEPER

OF THE KGAS GROOVE
YARD OF SOLID GOLD.

-UM, YEAH, LARRY,

[MIC SCREECHING]
I'VE BEEN ASSIGNED

TO VERIFY THE AUTHENTICITY

OF YOUR STATION'S CONTEST.

-KIND OF LIKE A PRICE
WATERHOUSE THING, HUH?

YO, GARNS, THEY CAN'T
SEE YOU NOD ON THE RADIO.

[LAUGHING]

-RIGHT, RIGHT, OF COURSE.

THE SECOND PART
[MIC SCREECHING]

OF MY ASSIGNMENT, LARRY IS,

IS TO SUPERVISE
THE TREASURE HUNT

AND TO MAKE SURE THAT
ALL OF THE PARTICIPANTS

PLAY FAIRLY AND SQUARELY.

-AH, NO SQUARES ALLOWED.

THANK YOU, SERGEANT
GARNER ELLERBEE.

-YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

THIS GUY'S GONNA DRAW PEOPLE
TO THE BEACH LIKE FLIES.

-SO, KEEP YOUR RADIOS
TUNED TO KGAS 107.

AS I START YOU OFF ON
A CLUE THAT WILL LEAD YOU

TO THE LOCATION OF
THE FIRST PHRASE.

NOW, REMEMBER, FORTUNE
HUNTERS, YOU HAVE TO RECITE

CAPTAIN FLYNN'S COMPLETE
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

IN ORDER TO CAPTURE THE BOOTY.

-BETTER HAVE NEWMIE START
CALLING IN THE RECURRENTS.

I'M GONNA GO HAVE A LITTLE
CONVERSATION WITH MR. LARGE.

EXCUSE ME.

GOOD MORNING. LIEUTENANT
MITCH BUCHANNON.

LA COUNTY LIFEGUARDS.

-LARRY LOOMIN' LARGE, KGAS 107.

IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR
YOU. WEAR IT IN GOOD HEALTH.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, BIG GUY?

-WELL, YOU CAN
PACK UP AND LEAVE.

-[LAUGHS] A LITTLE LIFEGUARD
HUMOR THERE. [LAUGHS]

-[LAUGHS] NO, I'M DEAD SERIOUS.

WE WERE NEVER NOTIFIED OF YOUR
LITTLE PUBLICITY STUNT HERE,

AND WE ARE NOT PREPARED
TO HANDLE HORDES

OF TREASURE HUNTERS.

-SORRY TO HEAR YOU'RE
OUT OF THE LOOP, MITCH,

BUT THOSE PERMITS
WERE SIGNED, SEALED

AND DELIVERED WEEKS AGO.

IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM,
I SUGGEST YOU TALK TO THE OWNER.

-IS HE HERE?

-NO, BUT SHE IS.

-HI, NEIGHBOR.

-HI, STRANGER.

[LAUGHS]

-YOU LOOK GREAT.

-OH, THANKS. SO, DO YOU.

-SO, YOU REALLY
ARE THE NEW OWNER.

-YEAH, I MADE JACKIE QUINN
PROMISE TO KEEP IT A SECRET.

-WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

-THANK YOU.

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED
ABOUT OWNING MY OWN CAFE.

SO, WHEN I HEARD THAT
JACKIE WAS MOVING BACK

TO PITTSBURGH, I SCRAPED
TOGETHER EVERYTHING THAT I HAD

AND I MADE HER AN OFFER.

-KAYE, I THINK YOU'VE
MADE A GOOD INVESTMENT.

COME ON, THE PLACE IS
A POTENTIAL GOLDMINE.

-I HOPE SO. I JUST NEED
TO GET THE WORD OUT.

AND I'LL DO THAT.

WOULD YOU LIKE
A MANGO-STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE?

-NO, THANKS. I'M DRIVING.
[LAUGHS]

-LARRY: AND NOW FOR
THE READING OF THE CLUE.

"I STARED INTO THE PALE,
PASTY FACE OF DEATH

AND UP TO HIS
VERDENT CROWN," AH...

[TRANQUIL MUSIC]

OH.

OH.

EXCUSE ME, ALL YOU
LARISTAS OUT THERE,

BUT I JUST HAD A VISION.

A VISION OF THE
ANGEL OF THE SEA.

SO, LET'S SEE IF WE
CAN GET AN INTERVIEW!

YO, ANGEL OF THE SEA, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO GO ON THE RADIO

WITH LARRY LOOMIN LARGE?

I'M SORRY, I'M WORKING.

-AND I'VE JUST DIED
AND GONE TO HEAVEN.

-MITCH: WHERE DID
YOU FIND THIS GUY?

-HMM, YOU NEVER HEARD
OF KGAS, THE GROOVE YARD

OF SOLID GOLD?

-THE WHAT?

-IT'S A NEWS STATION
THAT LARRY'S STARTING UP.

AND WE'RE DOING THIS
PROMOTIONAL TIE IN.

I PROVIDE THE LOCATION
FOR HIS BROADCAST,

AND HE PLUGS SANDY KAYE
CAFE SIX TIMES AN HOUR.

-YES, YOU TOO CAN
ALSO BE ON "LIFESTYLES

OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS."

WITH A TREASURE TROVE
AND EXCITEMENT BECAUSE

YOU WON THE GOLD DOUBLOON,
COURTESY OF KGAS 107.

-BUT HE NEVER TOLD ME
ANYTHING ABOUT A TREASURE HUNT.

I JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T
CAUSE YOU ANY PROBLEMS.

-WHY? I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
AN EXTRA FIVE OR 10,000 PEOPLE

COMING TO THE BEACH ON A DAY
WHEN WE'RE SHORT HANDED.

WHY SHOULD THAT CAUSE
ME ANY PROBLEMS?

[LAUGHS] IT'S ALL RIGHT.

[MURMURING IN THE RADIO]

-OH, LOOK AT THAT!

GET DOWN FROM THERE!

WHAT IS UP WITH
THESE CRAZY LUNATICS?

-THEY'RE CHASING
THE AMERICAN DREAM.

A CHANCE TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

ISN'T THAT WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

I MEAN, WHAT WOULD YOU
DO IF YOU WON $100,000?

-I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T
FANTASIZE ABOUT MONEY.

ANYWAY, WE'RE LIFEGUARDS
AND I'M SURE WE'RE NOT

ELIGIBLE TO WIN.

-WHY NOT? I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THE CLUES ARE, DO YOU?

-NO, AND I DON'T CARE.

I JUST HOPE WE GET THROUGH
THIS DAY WITHOUT ANYONE

GETTING SERIOUSLY
INJURED OVER ALL OF THIS.

-YOU GOT IT?

-YEAH, BE CAREFUL.

-OKAY, GOT IT.

[SOFT MUSIC]

-THERE WE GO.
'KAY, NICE AND EASY.

NOW MAKE SURE YOU'RE FOOTED.

-THIS IS CRAZY.
WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE?

-WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T LOOK DOWN.

I FOUND IT!

-WHAT DOES IT SAY?

-"AND NEER
THE VERDENT CROWN,

A WITCH'S HAT WAS WORN."

-THAT'S IT? THAT'S
THE FIRST CLUE?

NOW WE JUST HAVE TO
FIND THE WITCH'S HAT.

-NOPE, FIRST,
WE HAVE TO COVER THIS UP

BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE FINDS IT.

[SCREAMING]

-HANG ON TO ME.

DON'T LET GO.

-SOMEBODY HELP US!

-SOMEBODY HELP! GET HELP!

HELP US! SOMEBODY HELP US!

HELP US, PLEASE!

I'VE GOT YOU. ARE YOU OKAY?

-NO, HOLD ON TO ME.
DON'T LET GO.

-C.J.: WHAT'S GOING ON?

-HIT THE LIGHTS.

[SIRENS SCREECHING]

CALL IT IN FOR BACK UP.

-207 REQUESTING EMERGENCY
BACK UP. POINT DUNE CLIFFS.

-HELP!

-LOOK AT THAT GUY.

-DO YOU SEE HOW HIGH UP SHE IS?

-SOMEBODY HELP!

-EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE
ME, EXCUSE ME.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

-EXCUSE ME, SIR, PLEASE.
STEP BACK, SIR, THANK YOU.

-OH, NO PROBLEM.

-WOMAN: SOMEBODY! HELP!

-I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU,
HONEY, I'VE GOT YOU.

-SOMEBODY, HELP!

HELP! HANG ON TO ME!

DON'T LET GO!

HELP ME!

-MATT: HANG ON,
I'M COMING DOWN!

[CROWD MURMURING
OVER ONE ANOTHER]

-PLEASE HURRY.

-HURRY!

OH, GREAT.
-HURRY.

-ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

-THELMA.

-ALL RIGHT, THELMA.

I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE
AND YOU'RE GONNA GO UP.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

[GRUNTS AND GROANS]

-COME ON, HONEY, COME ON.

-COME ON.
-OKAY.

-YOU GOT IT.

THELMA: THANK YOU.

-ARE YOU OKAY?
-YEAH.

[APPLAUSE]

-MAN: WAY TO GO, DUDE!

-THANK GOD YOU CAME HERE.

[SOFT PIANO MUSIC]

-EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

-"AND NEAR THE VERDENT CROWN,

A WITCH'S HAT WAS WORN."

[APPLAUSE]

-EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME. I'M SO SORRY.

-AND SOME OF THE FINEST
OF BEACH FRONT CUISINE

OR SIMPLE SPECTACULAR SCENERY,
LACE UP THOSE ROLLER-BLADES

AND SKATE ON DOWN TO
THE SANDY KAYE CAFE,

AND WHILE YOU'RE DOWN
HERE, BE SURE TO SAY HELLO

TO YOUR FAVORITE SPIN MASTER.

YOURS TRULY, THE ONE, THE
ONLY, LARRY LOOMIN LARGE

OF KGAS 107, THE GROOVE
YARD OF SOLID GOLD.

I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE UPSET,

BUT IT'S NOT ENTIRELY MY FAULT.

THOSE GIRLS SHOULDN'T HAVE
BEEN CLIMBING THAT CLIFF.

THEY WERE CHEATERS, MITCH!

THEY TRIED TO SPRAY
PAINT OVER THE CLUE.

LOOK, THEY'VE ALREADY
BEEN DISQUALIFIED.

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

-I WANT THE LOCATION OF EVERY
CLUE YOU PLANTED OUT THERE.

-I'M AFRAID I CAN'T
DO THAT, MITCH.

IT WOULD COMPROMISE THE
INTEGRITY OF THE CONTEST.

-SPEAKING OF INTEGRITY, WHY
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING

ABOUT A TREASURE HUNT WHEN
WE SIGNED OUR CONTRACT?

-WHAT ARE YOU
COMPLAINING ABOUT?

LOOK AT ALL THE
BUSINESS I BROUGHT YOU.

-THAT DOESN'T GIVE
YOU A RIGHT TO ENDANGER

PEOPLE'S LIVES, LARRY.

-LET'S EVERYBODY CALM DOWN
AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]
THERE, THAT'S BETTER.

LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOUR
CONCERN, BUT UNDERSTAND,

NOBODY'S GONNA GET
HURT, JUST RICH.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

-♪ SAY HELLO TO THESE NEW VIBRATIONS

♪ MAKE YOU WONDER LISTEN TO MY STATION

♪ ALL ALONE AND I KNOW YOU'RE WAITING

♪ SAY HELLO TO THESE NEW VIBRATIONS

♪ GIMME GIMME GIMME NOW

♪ I'M GETTING THIS

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES

♪ I'M GETTING RICH

♪ GIMME GIMME GIMME NOW

♪ I'M GETTING THIS

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES

♪ I'M GETTING RICH

♪ I'M COMING FOR IT YOU KNOW THAT ♪

♪ NEVER THINK TWICE WON'T HOLD BACK

♪ SMOOTH WITH MY MOVES LEAVE NO TRACKS

♪ BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT YOU NEED MORE
FACTS ♪

♪ GIMME GIMME GIMME NOW

♪ I'M GETTING THIS

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES

♪ I'M GETTING RICH

♪ GIMME GIMME GIMME NOW

♪ I'M GETTING THIS

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES

♪ I'M GETTING RICH

♪ GIMME GIMME GIMME NOW

♪ I'M GETTING THIS

♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES

♪ I'M GETTING RICH

♪ GIMME GIMME GIMME NOW

-C.J. AND I ARE GONNA HEAD
BACK. WHERE DO YOU WANT US?

OOPS, SORRY.

-NO, IT'S OKAY. I'M ON HOLD.

-WITH WHO?

-WITH CITY HALL.

I'M CHECKING TO SEE IF
LARRY'S PERMITS ARE IN ORDER.

EITHER WE NEVER GOT COPIES
OR STEPHANIE CREATED

A NEW FILING SYSTEM
BEFORE SHE LEFT.

YEAH, YEAH, I'M STILL HERE.

NO, YOU CAN'T PUT ME ON HOLD.

I'VE BEEN ON HOLD
FOR HALF AN HOUR!

[CHUCKLES] I'M ON HOLD.

-ATTENTION ALL YOU
SCOUNDRELS AND SCOUNDRELETTES.

WE REACHED THE HALFWAY POINT
AND STILL NO WINNER YET.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I'VE GOT A $100,000 DOUBLOON
THAT'S JUST ACHIN' TO BE TAKEN.

[TRANQUIL MUSIC]

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARLS.

[DOOR SLAMS]

OH, NO. SHE'S LEAVING.

ANGEL OF THE SEA, DON'T GO.

I WANT YOU, I NEED
YOU, I LOVE YOU.

-WOMAN: HEY, DO
YOU SEE ANY WRITING?

-I CAN'T TELL.

THIS COULD BE
SOMETHING. CHECK IT OUT.

-COME ON, YOU GUYS, PLEASE.

GET AWAY FROM THE TOWER,
THERE AREN'T ANY CLUES HERE.

-MAN: YEAH, ALL RIGHT, SORRY.

-OH, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

-WITCH'S HAT.

-WHAT?

-IT'S THE NEXT PHRASE.

"AND NEER THE VERDENT CROWN,

A WITCH'S HAT WAS WORN."

THAT'S WHAT WAS
PAINTED ON THE ROCKS.

-WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
PROTECTING THESE MANIACS,

NOT JOINING THEIR RANKS.

-I CAN'T HELP IT.

THE LURE OF EASY MONEY
HAS SUCH A STRONG APPEAL.

-THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS EASY MONEY.

-LARRY: ARE WE
HAVING FUN OR WHAT?

DO I SEE A WINNER?

NO, JUST A FAN ASKING
FOR MY AUTOGRAPH.

WHO SHOULD I MAKE IT
OUT TO, SWEETCAKES?

GOD, I LOVE BEING ON THE RADIO.

-"AND A WITCH'S HAT WAS WORN."

A WITCH'S HAT.

-GET DOWN, GET SALTY, GET RICH.

IT'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING!

FROM KGAS 107.

[SOFT ROCK MUSIC]

-MAN: HERE, TAKE MY HAND.

SEE IT OVER THERE?

-IT'S GOTTA BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-COULD BE DOWN THERE.

[WAVES CRASHING]

-HOW ABOUT THE ROCK?

-ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK.
-OKAY.

[SHOUTS]

-MAN: LOOK OUT!

[CAMERA CLICKING]

-TRY TO GET UP.
-OKAY.

[SCREAMS]
-HOLD ON, SWEETIE.
I GOT YA.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SCREAMS]

-GRAB THE ROCK!
-I'M TRYING!

-HOLD ON, BABY.

[PHONE RINGING]

-THIS IS 207.

-MAN: THIS IS 295, WE HAVE
A MALE AND FEMALE VICTIM

STRANDED ON THE
PALASADES JENNY, OVER.

-10-4, WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

[SCREAMS]
[WAVES CRASHING]

-WOW.

-WHAT'S GOING ON?

[SIRENS SCREECHING]

WHAT DID THEY DO?

-C.J.: IT'S OKAY, I GOT YOU.

-MATT: TAKE THE CAN.

IT'S OKAY.

-MATT, ARE YOU OKAY?

-YEAH! I'M FINE.

[TRANQUIL MUSIC]

HEY! THE WITCH'S HAT.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

NEXT TIME, DON'T GO
OUT ON THESE ROCKS.

THEY'RE WAY TOO DANGEROUS.

-LARRY: YO, HO,
HO, AHOY, MATIES.

NO WINNER YET.

ON SECOND THOUGHT,
EVERYONE'S A WINNER

BECAUSE YOU'RE
LISTENING TO KGAS 107,

LIVE FROM THE SANDY KAYE
CAFE, WHERE YOU'LL FIND

A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF ALL
YOUR FAVORITE DISHES.

WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, DON'T
FORGET OUR CLASSIC REQUEST LINE
AT 1-800-COLLECT.

ASK FOR ME, LARRY LOOMIN' LARGE,

AND TELL ME WHAT TURNS YOU ON.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

-I'M TALKING LOCATION.
WHERE COULD IT BE?

"THE GRIM AND GHOSTLY PLACE

WHERE THE BONES OF
CUT THROATS LIE."

-I DON'T WANNA TALK
ABOUT THIS STUPID

TREASURE HUNT ANYMORE.

ANYWAY, YOU'RE ON DUTY.

YOU CAN'T JUST GO OFF ON
SOME WILD GOOSE CHASE.

-I KNOW.

-WELL, THEN STOP
THINKING ABOUT IT.

-I CAN'T.
-WHY?

-I CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT YOU AND ME

ON THE DECK OF A HOUSE IN
MALIBU, WATCHING THE SUNSET,

AND THAT $100,000 IS
GONNA PUT US THERE.

-WELL, I'D BETTER GET
YOU BACK TO HEADQUARTERS

BEFORE YOU GET
YOURSELF IN TROUBLE.

-WAIT, WHAT ABOUT IF WE
SPLIT THE MONEY 50/50?

-OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE
TO BUY THE HOUSE.

YOU COULD TAKE YOUR SHARE AND
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT.

THINK ABOUT IT. $50,000 IN CASH.

[JAZZ MUSIC]

-♪ THEY SAY THE ROOT OF ALL

-♪ THE EVIL LURKS
IN MONEYS LIES ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THE ANGEL OF THE SEA

♪ HAS COME TO CLAIM THE PRIZE

♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING

♪ CHASING TREASURE AND A DREAM
SHOULD I WALK AWAY ♪

♪ OR BE GETTING PAID

♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING

♪ EASY MONEY SO IT SEEMS
COULD I WALK AWAY ♪

♪ FROM THE GAMES THEY PLAY

♪ I JOIN THE RANKS BUT UNDERCOVER

♪ WE COULD FIND THE CLUES

♪ WE'D HAVE IT ALL TO WIN

♪ THEN BATHE OURSELVES IN GOLD DOUBLOONS

♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING

♪ CHASING TREASURE AND A DREAM
SHOULD I WALK AWAY ♪

♪ OR BE GETTING PAID

♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING

♪ EASY MONEY SO IT SEEMS
COULD I WALK AWAY ♪

♪ FROM THE GAMES THEY PLAY

♪ I WANT IT ALL

♪ I WANT IT ALL

♪ I WANT IT ALL

♪ I WANT IT ALL

♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING

♪ CHASING TREASURE AND A DREAM
SHOULD I WALK AWAY ♪

♪ OR BE GETTING PAID

♪ ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING

♪ EASY MONEY SO IT
SEEMS COULD I WALK AWAY ♪

-WHAT DO YOU SAY?

-YOU KNOW THOSE
CAVES UP AT LEO CREILO?

THEY CAN BE PRETTY SPOOKY.

-IF THIS ISN'T A GRIM
AND GHOSTLY PLACE,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

WE'RE ONE PHRASE AWAY
FROM HAVING THE WHOLE

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT.

ONE PHRASE AWAY FROM
GETTING $100,000.

-ONE PHRASE AWAY FROM BEING
FIRED IF MITCH FINDS OUT.

-COME ON.

[EERIE MUSIC]

-WAIT.
-WHAT?

-I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING.

[SCREAMING]

-OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-I WIN MONEY.

"MY FINAL RESTING PLACE.

GOD SAVE MY SOUL."

I AM OUT OF HERE.

-GUESS AGAIN. NOBODY'S
GOING ANYWHERE.

-HEY, MITCH.

-HEY. LOOKS LIKE THINGS
HAVE FINALLY CALMED DOWN.

-THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM.

LARRY IS BACK ON THE AIR.

-I THOUGHT KAYE
PULLED THE PLUG ON HIM.

-SHE DID, BUT HE SET
UP SHOP ON THE PIER.

NOT TO WORRY, I'VE ALREADY
RE-DEPLOYED MY PEOPLE.

THEY'VE GOT THE AREA COVERED.

BUT THERE IS NO ONE
UP AT LEO CREILO,

AND THAT'S WHERE
THE LAST CLUE IS.

-LET'S GO.

-LET'S GO.

-I'M VERY DEPRESSED.

-THIS ISN'T DEPRESSING.
IT'S HUMILIATING.

HOW COULD I LET YOU
TALK ME INTO THIS?

-OKAY, IT'S MY FAULT.

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF I WASN'T SUCH
A MONEY GRUBBER.

YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?
-NO!

-WELL, WE CAN'T JUST
SIT HERE. COME ON.

PUSH UP.

-I'M TRYING.

-WELL, NOT HARD ENOUGH.

-WHOSE TRUCK?

-MATT AND C.J.'S.

-SO, WHY DIDN'T THEY
CALL FOR BACK UP?

-BET THEY WERE BUSY.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[MUMBLING OVER ONE ANOTHER]

-WE ARE SAVED!

-HEY, MITCH.

-HEY, MITCH.

-WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

-I'M NOT SURE I WANNA KNOW.

OFFICIALLY, I COULD
SUSPEND BOTH OF YOU

WITHOUT PAY FOR
DERELICTION OF DUTY.

-I KNOW, WE DESERVE IT.

-HOWEVER, UNOFFICIALLY,
I WOULD LOVE NOT HAVING

TO EXPLAIN TO THE BOSS
HOW TWO OF MY MOST

RELIABLE LIFEGUARDS
LOST THEIR MARBLES.

THE TRUTH IS, WITH STEPHANIE
OFF SAILING HALF AWAY

AROUND THE WORLD, I CAN'T
AFFORD TO LOSE ANYBODY.

THERE'S PLENTY OF WORK
TO BE DONE AROUND HERE.

LIKE WASHING AND
WAXING THE TRUCKS.

SCOUR THE SHOWERS WITH
A FINE TOOTH COMB.

PAINT THE TOWERS.
LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE

I CAN FIGURE OUT HERE!

-I'D RATHER BE SUSPENDED.

-WELL, LISTEN,
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

-WHAT'S HIS STORY?

-HIS NAME'S BASIL FRANKENCOAST.

-BASIL FRANKENCOAST.

-BASIL FRANKENCOAST.

CLAIMS HE WAS THE FIRST ONE
TO PUT ALL THE CLUES TOGETHER.

I'M TAKING THEM TO THE
PIER, SO HE CAN CLAIM

HIS GOLD DOUBLOON.

-WE MUST HURRY.

-I'LL SEE YOU BACK
AT HEADQUARTERS.

-OKAY.

GET IN THE TRUCK! IN THE TRUCK!

-GREETINGS ALL YOU
PLUNDER SEEKERS OUT THERE.

THIS IS LARRY LOOMIN' LARGE.

STILL GOING STRONG
FROM MY BRAND NEW PERCH

HIGH ABOVE THE CRASHING SURF.

STILL WAITING FOR
THAT LUCKY WINNER.

WHERE ARE YA? WHAT
ARE YOU WEARING?

COME ON DOWN!

-I SEE THEM! GO OVER THERE.

[SIRENS SCREECHING]
[THRILLING MUSIC]

-IT'S THE COPS! LET'S GO!

-THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.

-ALL RIGHT.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

-YES! YES!

I WIN MONEY,
I WIN LOTS OF MONEY.

-LARRY: THIS IS THE
LAST CALL, FORTUNATOS.

IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T GET UP
HERE IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES,

I'M GONNA KEEP THE
DOUBLOON FOR MYSELF.

THAT'LL CUE TO THE STATION
MANAGER NOT TO GIVE ME A RAISE.

-I HAVE CLUES.

-I THINK WE HAVE
A WINNER HERE AT KGAS 107!

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR?

-BASIL FRANKENCOAST.

-MITCH, YOU GOT A BUNCH
OF FAXES FROM CITY HALL.

-BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
THESE GOTTA BE THE PERMITS.

THANKS, JULIE.

-CAN I SEE THOSE?

-YEAH.
-THANKS.

-LARRY: OKAY, BASIL, SHOOT.

GIVE US THE LAST
WILL AND TESTAMENT

OF THAT INFAMOUS
PRIVATEER, CAPTAIN FLYNN,

AND KGAS 107
WILL PRESENT YOU WITH
THIS GOLD DOUBLOON

VALUED AT $100,000.

"I STARED INTO THE PALE
AND PASTY FACE OF DEATH.

AND THEN--"

-I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
KGAS TO LAST A LIFETIME.

-HOLD ON A SECOND.

THESE PERMITS WERE
SIGNED BY A CITY EMPLOYEE

NAMED BASIL FRANKENCOAST.

-BASIL FRANKENCOAST,
ISN'T HE THE GUY

WHO JUST WON THE CONTEST?

-WELL, HOW MANY BASIL
FRANKENCOASTS CAN THERE BE?

-MITCH: GARNER, THEY
RIGGED THE CONTEST

SO BASIL WOULD WIN.

HE WORKS FOR THE CITY. IT'S
AN INSIDE JOB. [RADIO STATIC]

-ROGER THAT. [RADIO STATIC]

-"THEN, I HID IN
A GRIM AND GHOSTLY PLACE

"WHERE THE BONES OF
CUT THROATS LIE.

MY FINAL RESTING PLACE.
GOD SAVE MY SOUL."

-THAT'S IT, YOU'VE
WON! CONGRATULATIONS!

[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]

-MR. LOOM, I THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.

-BASIL FRANKENCOAST,

WE PRESENT YOU
THIS GOLD PIRATE DOUBLOON,

APPRAISED AT $100,000.

-OH, TO YOU I THANK VERY MUCH.

-WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
RADIO STATION?

-KGAS 107!

-NOT SO FAST!
-LARRY: YOU BET IT IS!

-YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST, BOTH OF YOU.

-ON WHAT CHARGES?

-HOW ABOUT FALSE
ADVERTISING, ATTEMPTED FRAUD,

BRIBING A PUBLIC OFFICIAL?
TAKE YOUR PICK, PAL.

-YOU CAN'T ARREST ME.
I'M ON THE RADIO.

[CROWD MUMBLING]

[THRILLING MUSIC]

-NO!

[SCREAMING]

-HE'S GOING TO DROWN
TRYING TO SAVE THE DOUBLOON.

-OH, GREAT.

-YOU MUST SAVE HIM.

-IT'S BEEN A TERRIFIC DAY.

YOU'RE WASHING TRUCKS.

-ANGEL OF THE SEA. I CAN'T
BELIEVE I'M IN YOUR ARMS.

TOGETHER AT LAST.

[TRANQUIL MUSIC]

-SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT THE CONTEST WAS RIGGED.

THAT THIS WHOLE THING WAS A FIX?

-THAT'S RIGHT.

-LARRY LOOMIN' LARGE NEVER
INTENDED TO PAY OUT $100,000.

-IT WAS A PROMOTIONAL
SCAM FOR KGAS.

LARRY PAID OFF "BAY-SIL."

-BASIL.

-BASIL WITH A $500 BRIBE.

-OH, OKAY, SO LARRY AND BASIL
WERE IN ON THIS TOGETHER.

-BASIL KNEW THE
PHRASES THE WHOLE TIME.

HE JUST SHOWED UP
AT THE CLUE SIGHTS

TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
HE WAS A CONTESTANT.

-THEN, WHY WOULD
HE USE HIS REAL NAME

IF HE'S THE ONE WHO
SIGNED THE PERMITS?

-BECAUSE HE HAD TO SHOW ME
VALID ID TO CLAIM THE DOUBLOON.

-AND THEY PROBABLY
THOUGHT THAT NO ONE

WOULD EVER CHECK THE PERMITS.

-BIG MISTAKE.

-OKAY, I THINK I
GOT THIS STRAIGHT.

BUT GARNER, WHO
WERE THE TWO GUYS

THAT YOU ARRESTED ON THE PIER?

-YOU MEAN THE GUYS WHO
TIED US UP AT THE CAVE?

-YEAH, I MEAN, HOW
DO THEY TIE INTO THIS?

-WELL, THEY'RE JANITORS
DOWN AT CITY HALL

OR AT LEAST THEY USED TO BE.

AND THEN THEY FOUND
OUT THAT "BAY-SIL"--

-ALL: BASIL.

-BASIL WAS IN
CAHOOTS WITH LARRY,

AND THOUGHT THEY'D
GET IN ON THE ACTION.

-SO, NOW THEY'RE
ALL BEHIND BARS.

-EXCEPT LARRY LOOMIN' LARGE.

-WHAT, HE GOT AWAY?

-HIS FATHER BAILED HIM OUT.

SEEMS IT WAS DADDY'S DOUBLOON.

LARRY BORROWED IT
WITHOUT TELLING HIM.

[LAUGHING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

LOOMIN' LARGE.

[LAUGHING]

[GLASSES CLINKING]

[ENDING THEME PLAYING]