Bang Baaja Baaraat (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - All - full transcript
ENJOY!!!! Do not
miss this tomorrow!
'Sanskrit chant'
'Sanskrit chant'
It's made up there, in heaven.
The seven nuptial rounds, are
promises for seven lifetimes.
Like a unbreakable bond.
Take Nehruji for example, his
education came to no use.
And now they both look so good
together in all their pictures.
Where is he? Has he
gone to the loo?
d Bang Baaja Baaraat d
Season 01 Episode 05 Ori
We apologies for what happened.
We're really happy
that you came here.
It's your lunch and dinner.
We've already kept the
water carton in the bus.
We apologies for what happened.
We're really happy
that you came here.
It's your lunch and dinner.
We've already kept the
water carton in the bus.
Where's my breakfast?
Breakfast was served
in the morning.
Bittu took too long
in the bathroom.
Well then... you can eat
the fritters for now.
And save the flatbread
for evening.
Uncle, you won't
get anything more.
We've to look after
others as well.
Let's go... come on... or
you'll miss the train.
Wasim, why are you wasting time?
Why were yelling at uncle?
Think about the future.
The present's screwed up, and
you're worried about the future.
The bride and groom are
nowhere to be found...
Did you board the plane?
I'll be there tomorrow.
There's nothing left here now.
Fasten your belt.
Yes, your seat belt!
Okay.
What are you doing?
I found this massager
at the pool.
It's really great. Try it.
The button's below.
No, I've been calling them they
keep disconnecting the call.
Fuck!
No, no.
Shahana!
Shahana!
Shahana!
Shahana!
Shahana!
Shahana! - What?
Was feeling hot,
so took it off...
I say we inform the police.
A few slaps from the cops
will set them right.
Uncle, why don't you
just shoot them?
That will solve the problem.
Barkha. - What Barkha, mom?
You want to say...
behave yourself...
speak properly to your elders.
That's what they were doing.
And what happened. You
broke their marriage.
All of you.
They love you, respect you!
What respect?
You call this respect.
Those two fled from
their marriage.
They humiliated Ranjeet
Arora publicly.
Who are you?
Are you some Tipu Sultan...
whom they caused
such humiliation.
I am going to give
you a whacking.
Mom... mom...
Roli. - Mom... are you crazy?
Control yourself.
This was all there was left.
You were right.
We should've never gotten
in the hassles of...
rituals, traditions and all.
A simple court marriage
would've been better.
No you were right.
You said it's too filmy...
We should've waited
another year.
I rushed it.
I thought...
Not you... both of us.
We thought life would be as
interesting as that Tinder date.
Sorry.
Cook continental
food, I am a chef...
But the truth is... I can't
digest that food myself.
I am still a Kanpuriya...
A lad from a small city.
But I am unsuccessful.
You know, it's beautiful.
I don't want to change you
I want to change myself.
I was three years
old, you know...
when my dad left us.
And one day... his
lies were exposed.
Since that day I decided
that I will never lie.
No matter how bitter
the truth is...
and no matter how badly
it hurts someone...
But I won't lie.
So today, when you told a
truth in front of everyone...
why did I feel so hurt?
It's not your fault, its mine.
No, no, no... it's my fault.
I couldn't stand Sarang's
presence at the wedding.
And in a fit of rage...
Let it go
It's over
Yes, It is
Is it?
So... are we breaking
the marriage...
Or are we breaking up?
When they come back... no
one will talk to them.
Or hurl sandals at them.
Did we break up their marriage?
It wasn't my fault.
If you invite some guests
that make a mess...
Look, mister... don't pass
comment on our guests.
I wasn't talking about them.
Who else are you talking about?
It was your guests who
were making a ruckus.
Ruckus! - Please, please
Please stop arguing!
It's all my fault!
I invited Sarang..
- No, Sushmita...
It's not your fault.
When a man marries a woman half
his age everyone feels proud.
But when a woman does the same
thing then people start gossiping.
Who are you talking about?
- You.
Look.. Please stop fighting.
It's all my fault.
How can it be your fault?
You never got in the game.
You just stood at the
sides as audience.
Look, why are you
bothering him now?
What's wrong?
Why don't you say something now
What now?
According to you, we should
stay quiet and do nothing.
If you had told us before that
the boy isn't her nephew, then..
He's no one's nephew.
You thought he's my nephew.
He came here posing as one.
Lower your voice. I am not
used to hearing all this.
I am trying to explain you.
You want to dictate all the terms..
- See...
Where are you going?
Your honor means everything...
and ours don't mean anything.
- Hello.
Please be quiet.
How much can you talk?
It's difficult to talk to you
Difficult, to talk? Then
tell me what you want to do.
May I?
Put them up.
I am the last person to
force you to get married.
I had lost faith in
marriages many years ago.
But if I am responsible
for this break off...
then I can never live
with this truth.
No, mom.
It wasn't your fault.
Just this wedding... these people...
these rituals.
This is exactly
what I didn't want.
But do you want him?
Do you love him?
I never miss the 9 o'clock news.
One that Ashima Khanna reads.
She's really good at it.
To the point.
She was my classmate,
back at the university.
You can say she was
my girlfriend.
We fell in love.
Guns were drawn at
her home as well.
Her uncle was a powerful politician.
He was a real terror.
I was very afraid
Few days later, I had my
dinner and went to sleep...
when a stone hit my window.
I thought this is it.
I took a stick and ran down...
and I see Ashima standing
there, wrapped in a shawl.
She said... get dressed and meet
me at the bus depot in 10 minutes.
We'll go to Delhi.
I'll get a job and you can
do something as well.
Then?
Whenever I ask
children in class...
..about who their hero is...
Half of them say Gandhiji...
and...
So I used to think...
why didn't Pawan
call me his hero?
How did he know find out...
that his father missed
his bus that night.
No, no... papa, that's not it.
After a certain age...
the son becomes the
father's hero.
Just look at the things you did.
You went to boarding school.
You did your engineering.
Stood first.
Chose a girl.
Fixed your own marriage.
And broke it off as well.
Great.
Do you love him?
I do.
Then... don't let this wedding
destroy your marriage.
Mom...
these family, relatives...
it's too much for me, I
don't know what to do.
Don't say that.
Severing ties from our
kin, the society...
those were my choices.
That was my defense mechanism.
It's not easy being
a single mother.
I wanted to live on my own terms.
Work.
I didn't want to answer
stupid questions.
But you don't need
to do all this.
Because Pawan is a great guy.
She's a great girl, son...
Shahana.
She's been raised
differently so...
you will take some
time to adjust.
Like they say... love and
affection drives relationships.
It's all a lie.
Only stubbornness
drives relationships.
And you're going to have
a wonderful family.
You know...
I envy you.
Mom.
Because I never had that.
And so...
A loving, caring...
slightly annoying...
But very entertaining family.
If you don't want to go ahead
with this wedding... then don't.
No, mom, it's not that.
It's just that... - Shahana.
I ruined our love marriage.
Let's do it your way.
We'll try something else
if it doesn't work out.
And something else... and
then something different.
But we'll do it.
I love you a lot.
I want to be your husband...
and I want you to be my wife,
for the rest of our days.
So...
will you marry me again?
Sorry, aunty... just..
Carry on.
Okay.
Okay.
Mom!
Congratulations.
Congratulations to
you too, Ranjeet.
You too sister-in-law.
Roliji, you must sign
the register as well.
It's okay, put your thumb
impression It's okay don't worry.
She's done high school..
What are you saying?
Congratulations
on your marriage.
By the way, after seeing all the
charades in your wedding...
I can just imagine what
will happen at my wedding.
Be quiet, let this happen.
Son, he did as he willed.
But the sister's marriage
is your responsibility.
I want a pure Brahmin for her.
Look at that, aunt Babli
left her bag behind again.
Have some, Milk.
Do you have to do this?
It's important.
It's very auspicious.
Oh... so you'll have sex with
me because it's auspicious.
Make love to you because I
can't keep my hands off you.
Brushed your teeth?
Shahana.
You know... people say after the
marriage, sex becomes boring.
You're still not reacting.
Baby, you got to
give me something.
Shahana, are you asleep.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Sha...
I killed her.
Uncle, we weren't
doing anything.
We were just relaxing.
Sushmita, it must be weakness...
due to fasting all day
for the first time.
Son, don't make her fast.
She's very weak.
Please make a
diagnosis quickly...
or else she'll start
treating her too.
What happened to her?
Nothing to worry.
You see... these days
people do this before...
It's a good thing that you
got this out of the...
Good time.
Will you say something or keep
talking in code language.
You're going to be grandpa.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Shit.
ENJOY!!!! Do not
miss this tomorrow!
miss this tomorrow!
'Sanskrit chant'
'Sanskrit chant'
It's made up there, in heaven.
The seven nuptial rounds, are
promises for seven lifetimes.
Like a unbreakable bond.
Take Nehruji for example, his
education came to no use.
And now they both look so good
together in all their pictures.
Where is he? Has he
gone to the loo?
d Bang Baaja Baaraat d
Season 01 Episode 05 Ori
We apologies for what happened.
We're really happy
that you came here.
It's your lunch and dinner.
We've already kept the
water carton in the bus.
We apologies for what happened.
We're really happy
that you came here.
It's your lunch and dinner.
We've already kept the
water carton in the bus.
Where's my breakfast?
Breakfast was served
in the morning.
Bittu took too long
in the bathroom.
Well then... you can eat
the fritters for now.
And save the flatbread
for evening.
Uncle, you won't
get anything more.
We've to look after
others as well.
Let's go... come on... or
you'll miss the train.
Wasim, why are you wasting time?
Why were yelling at uncle?
Think about the future.
The present's screwed up, and
you're worried about the future.
The bride and groom are
nowhere to be found...
Did you board the plane?
I'll be there tomorrow.
There's nothing left here now.
Fasten your belt.
Yes, your seat belt!
Okay.
What are you doing?
I found this massager
at the pool.
It's really great. Try it.
The button's below.
No, I've been calling them they
keep disconnecting the call.
Fuck!
No, no.
Shahana!
Shahana!
Shahana!
Shahana!
Shahana!
Shahana! - What?
Was feeling hot,
so took it off...
I say we inform the police.
A few slaps from the cops
will set them right.
Uncle, why don't you
just shoot them?
That will solve the problem.
Barkha. - What Barkha, mom?
You want to say...
behave yourself...
speak properly to your elders.
That's what they were doing.
And what happened. You
broke their marriage.
All of you.
They love you, respect you!
What respect?
You call this respect.
Those two fled from
their marriage.
They humiliated Ranjeet
Arora publicly.
Who are you?
Are you some Tipu Sultan...
whom they caused
such humiliation.
I am going to give
you a whacking.
Mom... mom...
Roli. - Mom... are you crazy?
Control yourself.
This was all there was left.
You were right.
We should've never gotten
in the hassles of...
rituals, traditions and all.
A simple court marriage
would've been better.
No you were right.
You said it's too filmy...
We should've waited
another year.
I rushed it.
I thought...
Not you... both of us.
We thought life would be as
interesting as that Tinder date.
Sorry.
Cook continental
food, I am a chef...
But the truth is... I can't
digest that food myself.
I am still a Kanpuriya...
A lad from a small city.
But I am unsuccessful.
You know, it's beautiful.
I don't want to change you
I want to change myself.
I was three years
old, you know...
when my dad left us.
And one day... his
lies were exposed.
Since that day I decided
that I will never lie.
No matter how bitter
the truth is...
and no matter how badly
it hurts someone...
But I won't lie.
So today, when you told a
truth in front of everyone...
why did I feel so hurt?
It's not your fault, its mine.
No, no, no... it's my fault.
I couldn't stand Sarang's
presence at the wedding.
And in a fit of rage...
Let it go
It's over
Yes, It is
Is it?
So... are we breaking
the marriage...
Or are we breaking up?
When they come back... no
one will talk to them.
Or hurl sandals at them.
Did we break up their marriage?
It wasn't my fault.
If you invite some guests
that make a mess...
Look, mister... don't pass
comment on our guests.
I wasn't talking about them.
Who else are you talking about?
It was your guests who
were making a ruckus.
Ruckus! - Please, please
Please stop arguing!
It's all my fault!
I invited Sarang..
- No, Sushmita...
It's not your fault.
When a man marries a woman half
his age everyone feels proud.
But when a woman does the same
thing then people start gossiping.
Who are you talking about?
- You.
Look.. Please stop fighting.
It's all my fault.
How can it be your fault?
You never got in the game.
You just stood at the
sides as audience.
Look, why are you
bothering him now?
What's wrong?
Why don't you say something now
What now?
According to you, we should
stay quiet and do nothing.
If you had told us before that
the boy isn't her nephew, then..
He's no one's nephew.
You thought he's my nephew.
He came here posing as one.
Lower your voice. I am not
used to hearing all this.
I am trying to explain you.
You want to dictate all the terms..
- See...
Where are you going?
Your honor means everything...
and ours don't mean anything.
- Hello.
Please be quiet.
How much can you talk?
It's difficult to talk to you
Difficult, to talk? Then
tell me what you want to do.
May I?
Put them up.
I am the last person to
force you to get married.
I had lost faith in
marriages many years ago.
But if I am responsible
for this break off...
then I can never live
with this truth.
No, mom.
It wasn't your fault.
Just this wedding... these people...
these rituals.
This is exactly
what I didn't want.
But do you want him?
Do you love him?
I never miss the 9 o'clock news.
One that Ashima Khanna reads.
She's really good at it.
To the point.
She was my classmate,
back at the university.
You can say she was
my girlfriend.
We fell in love.
Guns were drawn at
her home as well.
Her uncle was a powerful politician.
He was a real terror.
I was very afraid
Few days later, I had my
dinner and went to sleep...
when a stone hit my window.
I thought this is it.
I took a stick and ran down...
and I see Ashima standing
there, wrapped in a shawl.
She said... get dressed and meet
me at the bus depot in 10 minutes.
We'll go to Delhi.
I'll get a job and you can
do something as well.
Then?
Whenever I ask
children in class...
..about who their hero is...
Half of them say Gandhiji...
and...
So I used to think...
why didn't Pawan
call me his hero?
How did he know find out...
that his father missed
his bus that night.
No, no... papa, that's not it.
After a certain age...
the son becomes the
father's hero.
Just look at the things you did.
You went to boarding school.
You did your engineering.
Stood first.
Chose a girl.
Fixed your own marriage.
And broke it off as well.
Great.
Do you love him?
I do.
Then... don't let this wedding
destroy your marriage.
Mom...
these family, relatives...
it's too much for me, I
don't know what to do.
Don't say that.
Severing ties from our
kin, the society...
those were my choices.
That was my defense mechanism.
It's not easy being
a single mother.
I wanted to live on my own terms.
Work.
I didn't want to answer
stupid questions.
But you don't need
to do all this.
Because Pawan is a great guy.
She's a great girl, son...
Shahana.
She's been raised
differently so...
you will take some
time to adjust.
Like they say... love and
affection drives relationships.
It's all a lie.
Only stubbornness
drives relationships.
And you're going to have
a wonderful family.
You know...
I envy you.
Mom.
Because I never had that.
And so...
A loving, caring...
slightly annoying...
But very entertaining family.
If you don't want to go ahead
with this wedding... then don't.
No, mom, it's not that.
It's just that... - Shahana.
I ruined our love marriage.
Let's do it your way.
We'll try something else
if it doesn't work out.
And something else... and
then something different.
But we'll do it.
I love you a lot.
I want to be your husband...
and I want you to be my wife,
for the rest of our days.
So...
will you marry me again?
Sorry, aunty... just..
Carry on.
Okay.
Okay.
Mom!
Congratulations.
Congratulations to
you too, Ranjeet.
You too sister-in-law.
Roliji, you must sign
the register as well.
It's okay, put your thumb
impression It's okay don't worry.
She's done high school..
What are you saying?
Congratulations
on your marriage.
By the way, after seeing all the
charades in your wedding...
I can just imagine what
will happen at my wedding.
Be quiet, let this happen.
Son, he did as he willed.
But the sister's marriage
is your responsibility.
I want a pure Brahmin for her.
Look at that, aunt Babli
left her bag behind again.
Have some, Milk.
Do you have to do this?
It's important.
It's very auspicious.
Oh... so you'll have sex with
me because it's auspicious.
Make love to you because I
can't keep my hands off you.
Brushed your teeth?
Shahana.
You know... people say after the
marriage, sex becomes boring.
You're still not reacting.
Baby, you got to
give me something.
Shahana, are you asleep.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Sha...
I killed her.
Uncle, we weren't
doing anything.
We were just relaxing.
Sushmita, it must be weakness...
due to fasting all day
for the first time.
Son, don't make her fast.
She's very weak.
Please make a
diagnosis quickly...
or else she'll start
treating her too.
What happened to her?
Nothing to worry.
You see... these days
people do this before...
It's a good thing that you
got this out of the...
Good time.
Will you say something or keep
talking in code language.
You're going to be grandpa.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Shit.
ENJOY!!!! Do not
miss this tomorrow!