Bang Baaja Baaraat (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode #1.4 - full transcript
Shahana and Pawan are SO not on the same page that their relationship could really be in trouble because of their crazy families. The shaadi is already messed up now, but the question is, do they get through it?
ENJOY!!!! Do not
miss this tomorrow!
We are not able to understand
that who belongs to whom.
Whose feet should we touch and
to whom we should give Sari?
Have patience, Manu. That is
why I have called everyone.
All these are subjective questions.
We will think about them later.
Let us first understand
the main point.
This is Ranjeet Arora
and his family.
Okay.
Ranjeet Arora and his first
wife, Sushmita. Right.
She is the younger daughter-in-law
of the house Sherley.
That means Ranjeet Arora's
second wife Sherley.
This one is the first child
from the second marriage.
That means Ranjeet Arora's
second child Daniel.
The child is naughty
so be careful.
Now we come on this side.
This is the first one. That means
our daughter-in-law Shahana.
That means Ranjeet's first wife
Sushmita's first child Shahana.
And here, the ones making
ruckus on stage...
So don't ask me.
Yes?
Who is that uncle with the cap?
Very good question.
Brother, Lalita is
becoming intelligent.
Really.
Clear.
Oh God...
d Bang Baaja Baaraat d
Season 01 Episode 04 Ori
Pawan...
Pawan...
Pawan, what are you doing here?
Pawan, what are you doing here?
I am drowning.
Pawan...
Pawan, have you gone mad?
I am not mad. But you are mad
and your entire family too.
Pawan, its not what
you think baby
Then what was happening there?
Tell me.
Shahana...
Where is Shahana?
Come on...
Bunty and Babli...
Bunty and Babli...
Not so good and not so bad...
Bunty and Babli...
Bunty and Babli...
They do party all...
I got so worried as
soon as you called up.
I felt you are still
waiting for me.
Fuck you, Sarang! Who
do you think you are?
That one day you will leave
without saying anything...
and I shall wait for
you my entire life.
Let it go.
You used to stay in my flat.
I used to pay your rent.
I cooked food for you.
You did not have money to spend.
Forget all that.
Whatever has gone
will not come back.
I loved you so much.
How could you do this to me?
How could you just abandon me?
You want closure.
I will give it to you.
It was 6'o clock in the morning.
It was Thursday morning and
and the light was just right.
And I thought I'll
take a photo of you.
Because I love
clicking your photo.
Do you remember I used
to call you Dream Angel?
The angel of my dreams.
Because, you were so beautiful.
From every angle and frame
you just looked, wow!
But that morning
something was not right.
At first I thought the
light was too harsh.
So I drew the curtains.
I switched on the tube
light, lamp, torch...
but you were not you.
You were no longer
my Dream Angel!
Then you will not be
able to handle it.
So I packed my stuff and left.
For you.
Where did you meet mother?
Sushi...
Rashtrapati Bhavan.
Sarang just get to
the f@dking point.
She was jogging.
I was clicking.
She stopped. I went closer.
But I kept clicking.
And then we just clicked.
After that in every photo
exhibition she was my girl.
She was you.
But more... a better
version of you.
And when she saw the photograph and
she saw the title 'Dream Angel'...
she fell in love with the photo.
And the photographer.
So organic.
No, no...
No, no...
You can't do this.
Just break up with my
mother and leave us alone.
No.
You can't tell her. She will
not be able to handle it.
Our life is picture perfect now.
I am the artist and
she is my subject.
She is my mother.
- I'll be your father.
You are my ex.
She is my life, Shahana.
Oh God! Who... What are you?
Why have you come here?
I came because I miss you too.
What am I suppose to do now?
You still love me.
Shahana...
Pawan, I know all this is
really f@dked up for you...
but I am sorry that you have
come to know it in this way.
I love you.
Fuck!
My brother is having
a love marriage.
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Am I looking sad to you?
Of course I am happy.
I am the father of the bride.
Give a smile in front
of the camera.
Look, he is also smiling.
Can I get a tea?
Yes I'm sending snacks too.
Just a minute.
Hey, get a side.
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Your father, just keeps
anything anywhere.
You get ready quickly. Everyone
is waiting downstairs.
Come soon.
Shahana...
Shahana...
Who is it?
It's me.
Are you okay?
We need to talk.
But we have to talk for this marriage
to happen in the first place.
He has to leave.
Pawan listen, please...
Shahana, I have not
slept the whole night.
I understand what
you are saying.
I listen to whatever you
say and understand it.
Just today, you will have to listen to
one simple thing I am asking of you.
In just half an hour we will be married
and how can I ask him to just leave.
I don't know.
How do I know?
I just don't want to see that
rascal in my wedding and that's it.
Pawan, please mind
your language.
And don't yell at me.
I am not yelling and why are you
getting stuck in these stupid things.
Just try to understand
what I am saying, Shahana.
And I am trying to explain you that I
cannot do this at the last moment.
How will mom feel?
What?
How will your mother feel?
How will he feel?
And me... I...
Do you still love him?
No. do you love him?
Do you still love him?
I love you and I
am marrying you.
No. yes or no. Do you
love him or don't?
Do you love him?
Do you love him? I... - What?
Do you, do you don't...
- What do you want me to do?
Lie to you.
What does that suppose to mean?
Yes, maybe there is a part
of me that still loves him.
I cannot suddenly stop loving
someone whom I have loved before.
Fuck!
What should I do? You tell
me that what should I do?
Shall I jump from here, Shahana?
Pawan, I know this
is hard on you.
I understand it but I can't
do anything right now.
It's too late.
I cannot lie to you,
especially today.
Shahana, you are the biggest
hypocrite I have seen in my life.
This act of 'speaking the truth'
is so convenient for you.
How will you feel if I say that I am
going now to tell my mother about it?
Yes. How will you feel?
What happened? What do
you want to tell me?
Son, what are you doing?
Everyone is waiting for you.
Is there any problem?
There is a problem.
Pawan.
Don't do this right now, Pawan.
I beg of you.
Pawan!
This is the problem.
Mom, I...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Tell your mother,
it's getting late.
Wait, I'll be back
in just two minute.
Hi, Sushi.
Murli listen, there are
a couple of issues.
The hotel is not allowing
the band to enter.
And the horse will also be
not allowed in the lobby.
So you chill. Don't
stress about it
I have sent back the horse.
You are done with it from here.
So I am asking you to pack up your
belongings and camera and leave.
Get out from here.
It is enough.
Just raw emotion. Mother,
daughter and tears.
Have you gone mad?
Show your face.
What are you doing?
Can't you understand?
Get out of here!
What kind of a person is he?
Listen...
it is 8:45 now...
and 9 o'clock is the
auspicious time.
So Punnu, wear the turban and
come on, you too get ready.
In next five minutes we
will meet downstairs.
I cannot marry him. - Enough.
Is this a joke?
You are suppose to get married.
You both have done
what you wished to do.
Now let me take it from here.
Ranjeet Arora will not be
insulted in front of everyone.
Enough.
This marriage will take
place, no matter what.
You are not bothered as to...
what the society will say
or how parents will feel.
You are not bothered as
to how we will feel.
Because you just think
about yourself.
It makes a difference to us.
We do not stay alone like you all in an
apartment but we live in a community.
That's nice.
Just half an hour before
marriage you tell me...
that you still love your ex
and now you don't trust me.
No more discussions.
10 minutes to the auspicious time,
so just come down everyone.
Dad, you keep out it.
I will speak and I
have a right to speak.
What do you know?
I pay for it.
Your convent education,
foreign trips.
By going around the world
with my money you are...
teaching me what is
right or wrong now.
Because I am your father.
Don't get angry.
You both are very intelligent.
You both had chosen each other.
You wanted to get married and
spend rest of your life together.
So get along for some more time.
Once the marriage is over,
nuptial rounds taken...
and everyone goes back home you
can do whatever you want to do.
You can stay together
or separate...
or get divorced.
But do not insult us in
front of so many guests.
I beg of you.
Sushmita, you make
her understand.
Mom, the priest is calling
you all downstairs.
Tell him to start the rituals.
We are coming.
Fuck you! - Fuck you!
What are you doing?
I found a massager near the pool.
It is too good.
You also try it.
I am trying to call them but both
of them are disconnecting it.
Shahana...
ENJOY!!!! Do not
miss this tomorrow!
miss this tomorrow!
We are not able to understand
that who belongs to whom.
Whose feet should we touch and
to whom we should give Sari?
Have patience, Manu. That is
why I have called everyone.
All these are subjective questions.
We will think about them later.
Let us first understand
the main point.
This is Ranjeet Arora
and his family.
Okay.
Ranjeet Arora and his first
wife, Sushmita. Right.
She is the younger daughter-in-law
of the house Sherley.
That means Ranjeet Arora's
second wife Sherley.
This one is the first child
from the second marriage.
That means Ranjeet Arora's
second child Daniel.
The child is naughty
so be careful.
Now we come on this side.
This is the first one. That means
our daughter-in-law Shahana.
That means Ranjeet's first wife
Sushmita's first child Shahana.
And here, the ones making
ruckus on stage...
So don't ask me.
Yes?
Who is that uncle with the cap?
Very good question.
Brother, Lalita is
becoming intelligent.
Really.
Clear.
Oh God...
d Bang Baaja Baaraat d
Season 01 Episode 04 Ori
Pawan...
Pawan...
Pawan, what are you doing here?
Pawan, what are you doing here?
I am drowning.
Pawan...
Pawan, have you gone mad?
I am not mad. But you are mad
and your entire family too.
Pawan, its not what
you think baby
Then what was happening there?
Tell me.
Shahana...
Where is Shahana?
Come on...
Bunty and Babli...
Bunty and Babli...
Not so good and not so bad...
Bunty and Babli...
Bunty and Babli...
They do party all...
I got so worried as
soon as you called up.
I felt you are still
waiting for me.
Fuck you, Sarang! Who
do you think you are?
That one day you will leave
without saying anything...
and I shall wait for
you my entire life.
Let it go.
You used to stay in my flat.
I used to pay your rent.
I cooked food for you.
You did not have money to spend.
Forget all that.
Whatever has gone
will not come back.
I loved you so much.
How could you do this to me?
How could you just abandon me?
You want closure.
I will give it to you.
It was 6'o clock in the morning.
It was Thursday morning and
and the light was just right.
And I thought I'll
take a photo of you.
Because I love
clicking your photo.
Do you remember I used
to call you Dream Angel?
The angel of my dreams.
Because, you were so beautiful.
From every angle and frame
you just looked, wow!
But that morning
something was not right.
At first I thought the
light was too harsh.
So I drew the curtains.
I switched on the tube
light, lamp, torch...
but you were not you.
You were no longer
my Dream Angel!
Then you will not be
able to handle it.
So I packed my stuff and left.
For you.
Where did you meet mother?
Sushi...
Rashtrapati Bhavan.
Sarang just get to
the f@dking point.
She was jogging.
I was clicking.
She stopped. I went closer.
But I kept clicking.
And then we just clicked.
After that in every photo
exhibition she was my girl.
She was you.
But more... a better
version of you.
And when she saw the photograph and
she saw the title 'Dream Angel'...
she fell in love with the photo.
And the photographer.
So organic.
No, no...
No, no...
You can't do this.
Just break up with my
mother and leave us alone.
No.
You can't tell her. She will
not be able to handle it.
Our life is picture perfect now.
I am the artist and
she is my subject.
She is my mother.
- I'll be your father.
You are my ex.
She is my life, Shahana.
Oh God! Who... What are you?
Why have you come here?
I came because I miss you too.
What am I suppose to do now?
You still love me.
Shahana...
Pawan, I know all this is
really f@dked up for you...
but I am sorry that you have
come to know it in this way.
I love you.
Fuck!
My brother is having
a love marriage.
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Am I looking sad to you?
Of course I am happy.
I am the father of the bride.
Give a smile in front
of the camera.
Look, he is also smiling.
Can I get a tea?
Yes I'm sending snacks too.
Just a minute.
Hey, get a side.
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Your father, just keeps
anything anywhere.
You get ready quickly. Everyone
is waiting downstairs.
Come soon.
Shahana...
Shahana...
Who is it?
It's me.
Are you okay?
We need to talk.
But we have to talk for this marriage
to happen in the first place.
He has to leave.
Pawan listen, please...
Shahana, I have not
slept the whole night.
I understand what
you are saying.
I listen to whatever you
say and understand it.
Just today, you will have to listen to
one simple thing I am asking of you.
In just half an hour we will be married
and how can I ask him to just leave.
I don't know.
How do I know?
I just don't want to see that
rascal in my wedding and that's it.
Pawan, please mind
your language.
And don't yell at me.
I am not yelling and why are you
getting stuck in these stupid things.
Just try to understand
what I am saying, Shahana.
And I am trying to explain you that I
cannot do this at the last moment.
How will mom feel?
What?
How will your mother feel?
How will he feel?
And me... I...
Do you still love him?
No. do you love him?
Do you still love him?
I love you and I
am marrying you.
No. yes or no. Do you
love him or don't?
Do you love him?
Do you love him? I... - What?
Do you, do you don't...
- What do you want me to do?
Lie to you.
What does that suppose to mean?
Yes, maybe there is a part
of me that still loves him.
I cannot suddenly stop loving
someone whom I have loved before.
Fuck!
What should I do? You tell
me that what should I do?
Shall I jump from here, Shahana?
Pawan, I know this
is hard on you.
I understand it but I can't
do anything right now.
It's too late.
I cannot lie to you,
especially today.
Shahana, you are the biggest
hypocrite I have seen in my life.
This act of 'speaking the truth'
is so convenient for you.
How will you feel if I say that I am
going now to tell my mother about it?
Yes. How will you feel?
What happened? What do
you want to tell me?
Son, what are you doing?
Everyone is waiting for you.
Is there any problem?
There is a problem.
Pawan.
Don't do this right now, Pawan.
I beg of you.
Pawan!
This is the problem.
Mom, I...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat...
Tell your mother,
it's getting late.
Wait, I'll be back
in just two minute.
Hi, Sushi.
Murli listen, there are
a couple of issues.
The hotel is not allowing
the band to enter.
And the horse will also be
not allowed in the lobby.
So you chill. Don't
stress about it
I have sent back the horse.
You are done with it from here.
So I am asking you to pack up your
belongings and camera and leave.
Get out from here.
It is enough.
Just raw emotion. Mother,
daughter and tears.
Have you gone mad?
Show your face.
What are you doing?
Can't you understand?
Get out of here!
What kind of a person is he?
Listen...
it is 8:45 now...
and 9 o'clock is the
auspicious time.
So Punnu, wear the turban and
come on, you too get ready.
In next five minutes we
will meet downstairs.
I cannot marry him. - Enough.
Is this a joke?
You are suppose to get married.
You both have done
what you wished to do.
Now let me take it from here.
Ranjeet Arora will not be
insulted in front of everyone.
Enough.
This marriage will take
place, no matter what.
You are not bothered as to...
what the society will say
or how parents will feel.
You are not bothered as
to how we will feel.
Because you just think
about yourself.
It makes a difference to us.
We do not stay alone like you all in an
apartment but we live in a community.
That's nice.
Just half an hour before
marriage you tell me...
that you still love your ex
and now you don't trust me.
No more discussions.
10 minutes to the auspicious time,
so just come down everyone.
Dad, you keep out it.
I will speak and I
have a right to speak.
What do you know?
I pay for it.
Your convent education,
foreign trips.
By going around the world
with my money you are...
teaching me what is
right or wrong now.
Because I am your father.
Don't get angry.
You both are very intelligent.
You both had chosen each other.
You wanted to get married and
spend rest of your life together.
So get along for some more time.
Once the marriage is over,
nuptial rounds taken...
and everyone goes back home you
can do whatever you want to do.
You can stay together
or separate...
or get divorced.
But do not insult us in
front of so many guests.
I beg of you.
Sushmita, you make
her understand.
Mom, the priest is calling
you all downstairs.
Tell him to start the rituals.
We are coming.
Fuck you! - Fuck you!
What are you doing?
I found a massager near the pool.
It is too good.
You also try it.
I am trying to call them but both
of them are disconnecting it.
Shahana...
ENJOY!!!! Do not
miss this tomorrow!