B Positive (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - A Camper, a Compass and a Cannoli - full transcript

Okay, Mommy's gonna go to work,

so you stay here
and be a good boy.

[gibberish]
...treats.

Okay.

[gibberish]

[gibberish]

[exhales]
Oh.

What a lovely creature.

[gibberish]

Okay, Mommy's got bacon.

Uh-oh.



Hey.

Peter, have you seen my dog?

Yes, a beautiful sheepdog

reminiscent of Nana
from Peter Pan?

That's him.[chuckles] Did you know

that Peter Pan has
been a play, a book,

a musical and a film?

Where'd he go?Not a clue.

And peanut butter!

Well, hello there.

[chuckles]:
Oh. Come on up.

Oh, look at you.

[gibberish]

...good dog.



♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪

♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪

♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪

♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪

♪ It's time to face the fact

♪ It's your prerogative

♪ Your prerogative♪

♪ To be positive

♪ If we become ♪ If we become♪

♪ What we believe ♪ What we believe♪

♪ Then as ye think
ye shall receive ♪♪ As ye think♪

♪ So just let go of the past♪♪ So let go of the past

♪ Pull your head from your ass

♪ It's your prerogative

♪ Your prerogative♪

♪ To be positive.

So, you know this Spencer fella?

What about him?

What do you think of him?

I don't think of him at all.

I'm pretty sure
he's sweet on you.

[laughs softly]
Take a number.

I'm just saying, if you can
disregard his politics,

he's a decent guy.

Maybe.

Do you think he has
to take a pill?

They all have to take a pill.

And right on cue.

May I join you, ladies?

Sure.

What you got there?

Who the hell knows?

I got to take a pill
for everything.

Here you go.
I brought you some-some n...

What is that?

I made a friend.

Well, where'd he come from?

I don't know, I don't care,
but I'm keeping him.

Ah. Look at this. Uh.

Oh.

"Hello, my name is Cannoli."

[chuckles]Who names a dog Cannoli?

So what are you gals
up to today?

Not much.

We were talking about going over

to the Naval base,
picking up some sailors.

Sailors, really?

You know what a Marine
says to a sailor?

"Thanks for the ride."

I take it you were a Marine?

Semper fi, baby.

Look at that, I've progressed
from a gal to a baby.

I'm sorry. Did I offend you?

Not at all. I enjoy
our little badinage.

Badinage?
Is that like tying people up?

'Cause I'm game.

Are you still high
from last night?

It's hard to tell.

When you're always high,
is high still high?

Whoa.

Hey, have you guys seen
Cannoli wandering around?

You brought Cannoli?

Oh, I love him.

Where'd you see him last?

In my office.

Did you look there?

Yes, I did.

Well, either way,
you smell great.

What?

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Yeah, I think I got your dog.

Oh, thank God. Who is this?

Who is this?

And a thank-you would be nice.

Harry, is that you?

Maybe.

And I'm still waiting
for that thank-you.

I think I found him.

Still waiting.

You do smell nice.

Oh, thank you.

Was that so hard?

[knocking on door]

Come in.

Ugh, I am so sorry.

Oh...Not a problem.

He's wonderful.Yeah, yes.

E-Except for the stupid name.

Why is it stupid?

Well, you lose a dog,
you run out to the street

yelling "Cannoli,"

people are gonna come around

looking for dessert.

Okay, I'll get him
out of your hair.

He's always welcome here.

Come on, Cannoli.

Cannoli, come.

[sighs]Okay.

You're being a bad boy,

and bad boys

[gibberish]
...treats.

Hey, do you still
need the van

for your doctor's appointment?

Oh, yes, we do.All right, I'll take care of it.

That dog needs a saddle.

I am very disappointed in you.

You have to listen
to me, mister.

When I tell you
to stay in my office,

I don't mean go gallivanting...

Cannoli?

With a cup of coffee?
That'd be nice.

[sighs]
You're the one who said

you wanted to come
into work with me.

But if you keep wandering off,
then you're going

straight back to doggy day care

with all those doodles
who don't like you.

[car horn honking]

Drew?

[exhales]

Stay.

Mommy loves you.

[door closes]

Hey. What's going on?

Not much.
Just showing off my new house.

[chuckles]What?

What happened
to your actual house?

I sold it. For one that gets
nine miles to the gallon.

Oh, Drew.

It's gonna be great.

I'm gonna hit
the open road,

see the country,
sleep in parking lots.

#VanLife!

[both chuckle]

Oh, Drew.

I know it seems impulsive,
but that's how I roll now.

You know? Life in the fast lane.

Well, not fast,
but certainly keeping up

with the flow of traffic.

Oh, Drew.Yeah.

First stop, the Grand Tetons.

Oh, wait.

Are you going mountain climbing?

Oh, heavens, no.

I'm just gonna park at a lookout
point and, you know, look.

#VanLife!

Oh, Drew.

What's this doing here?

It's Drew's new house.

Oh, Drew.

[knocking on door]

Gina, we have a serious problem.

Well, I tried.

I saw a fantastic movie
last night.Yeah,

and I heard the whole damn thing
through the wall.

You don't want to start with me.

Oh, yeah, I do.

What was the movie?

It was called, uh...

Oh, wait, I-I just had it.

It's right on the tip
of my tongue. Um...

it was-it was, um...

It starred that handsome fellow.

Uh, British, he was in
the Civil War movie

with what's-her-name, uh...

F. Murray Abraham.

He's not British.

He's not? He should be.

And how is he handsome?

His talent makes him handsome.

You mind if I change
the subject?Please.

Me and Bette are going out
to dinner tonight.

You're welcome.

For what?

Never mind. Go on.

Well, it's been a while
since I dated.

H-Have the rules changed much?

You mean since you were young?

Well, you no longer have
to bring her father a goat.

[Peter laughs]

I get it.

'Cause he's old.

W-What about opening the door
for a broad?

D-Do they still like that,
or is that "offensive"?

Uh, openinga door,

good, but only Sinatra
can call a woman a broad.

And you ain't no Sinatra.

It's a whole new world
out there.

You got to treat her
like an equal.

Unless she knows kung fu,
she's not my equal.

Just be a gentleman
and talk as little as possible.

And maybe bring some flowers.

Perhaps memorize a poem
that expresses

how she makes you feel.

A poem?Yes.

Like a fairy?Oh, no.

Spencer.What?

That's offensive?

Fairies are nice.

Daniel Day-Lewis!

Got it.

Okay, honest opinion.

Do you prefer the roast beef
or the pork loin?

How do you keep getting out?

Hang on. He's helping
me with the menu.

[crunching, slobbering]

Okay, I'm surprised,
but pork loin it is.

That is how you decide?

He will eat anything.

No, no, he spit up the halibut.

Broke my heart,
but pushing me to be better.

Come on, buddy.

Um, what are you doing?

You said "come on."

To him.

You guys see that?

She said "buddy,"

and I thought it was me.

HARRY:You know, this
isn't just

a decision for you.

I think it is.

Really?

After 55 years,
I'm not a part of this?

[knocking on door]Go away.

Come on in.

Nothing I say matters.

Excuse me.

Oh, okay.

There's a make-your-own
sundae bar in the day room,

but you don't care. Bye.

Oh, Cannoli.

Come.

No, leave him.

I-I like it.

Hey, is everything okay
with Harry?

Don't worry about it.

How'd it go at the doctor?

He wanted me to start
another round of chemo.

I said no.

[exhales]

Meredith.

Why not?

What's it gonna get me?

Couple of months?

Maybe more. You never know.

I know.

Every day
there's new treatments and...

Gina, I'm done with all of this.

I just...

I just want to enjoy the time
that I have left.

And I take it
Harry doesn't agree.

He wants me to fight.

I got no fight left.

I understand.

No, you don't.

But thank you.

I'll let you rest.

Cannoli, come.

Come, Cannoli.

[sighs]
Squirrel!

Leave him. He's fine.

Are you sure?

He makes me feel good.

That I understand.

I don't care
what she told the doctor.

We'll be there
tomorrow

for her treatment.

Uh... Why put me on hold?

Just write it down.

No, you don't have
to check with the doctor.

And I'm on hold.

What are you looking at?

You do know
you're not the only one

in this room?

Don't poke the bear.

I'm not afraid of him.

I am.

HARRY:
Let me make this

crystal clear.

My wife is not stopping
her chemo, capisce?

I really don't think
we should be hearing this.

If you live in this place long
enough, you hear everything.

Did you know that Spencer
had two polyps removed

during his colonoscopy?

Were they benign?

One was, one was worrisome.

You mind? I'm on the phone.

Do you mind kissing my derriere?

Where are you taking her?

Red Lobster.

You think I need a tie?

Or is that just gonna get
in my melted butter?

You look fine.You sure?

She has cataracts.
I wouldn't worry about it.

GIDEON:
Greetings.

I bring word
from the beautiful Bette.

The lady needs
a little more time to prepare.

Are you kidding me?
We have a reservation.

You can't just move those around
during Lobsterfest.

Worst-case, you take her
somewhere else.

Good point. There's a Marie
Callender in the same mini-mall.

You are a high-class guy.

Thanks, man.

Hey, have you guys seen Harry?

He's in the game room.

And he's a dick.

[groans softly]

Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?

No.You know I'm gonna.

[groans]

So, I was talking to Meredith.

[clears throat]

And I really believe

this is her decision to make.

Believe what you want.

And for what it's worth,

she's not thinking straight.

Are you sure about that?

What good is a little extra
time if she's suffering?

She's just tired.
She'll change her mind.

Harry?Hmm?

Do you believe in God?

What kind of question is that?

Course I do.Then...

...put this in His hands.

You know,
when our daughter died...

...I wouldn't have made it
without Meredith.

So, if she goes...

then...

what's the point
of anything? I...

You've helped her
through so much.

Please don't stop now.

[clears throat]

I'm done talking.

[sighs]

How is this supposed
to help my arthritis?

Oh, did I say your arthritis?
I meant myarthritis.

Yikes.

Thank you.

No.

I mean, is that maybe

a little much?

Or not enough?

What are you saying?

I'm saying you're
a natural hottie, you don't

need to do all that.

Oh, Spencer.

You don't like
the way I look?

No. Yeah. I-I...

M-Maybe it's too festive

for the Red Lobster.

Great, then you can go alone.

Norma, help me.

What'd I say about talking?

BETTE:
As you lie alone

in bed tonight, consider this:

I'm not wearing any panties.

I like lobster.

[sighs]

Oh, Drew.

It's open.

Hi.Hey.

Did you see I named the van?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's
what we do,

us nomads.

Nomads?

Come on in.Okay.

Uh, can I get you anything?
Cold drink? Hot drink?

Uh, I'm okay.I could roast a chicken.

I don't have any chicken,
but if I did, I could.

Oh, maybe next time.

Okay.

So, uh...

what brings you by?

Mm. I just...

I wanted to check in
with you about...

us.

What about us?

Selling your house,
and this van and...

Vincent.

Right.

[both chuckle]

Um, are you doing all this
'cause of me?

No.

Well, maybe.

[chuckles]
It's complicated.

I will admit,

I was a little hurt.

But then I realized I was
just trying to use you

to solve my problems,

and that's not fair
to either of us.

So Vincent is
the solution?

Adventure is the solution.

[chuckles]
I need

to take some chances,
live a bigger life,

figure out who I am.

Drew, this is crazy.

I know, right?

Oh...See, you used to be

the crazy one,
and now it's me.

Hey, maybe your kidney
is to blame.

I was pretty normal
before the transplant.

It's cute that you think that.

Promise me you'll stay in touch?

Promise.

'Cause there's a lot
of bad people out there,

and you got to be careful.

I'm way ahead of you.

I bought some pepper spray.

It even came in its own
little holster.

Drew.

I'll be careful.

Good. Um...

I got a...

a little going-away gift
for you.

You didn't have to do that.

Well, I wanted to.

It's a compass.

Yeah. It's an antique.

So, whether north, south,
east or west,

it'll always show you
your way home.

Well, I was planning
on using Google Maps,

but this is cool.

[laughs]

Thank you.

Yeah.

All right, bye.

Bye.

Yeah. This is a good idea.

Hey.Oh.

Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you.

It's okay.

Looks like I've
been replaced, huh?

You jealous?

A little.

Come here.
There we go... Yeah.

Come here.

Okay. Now, listen...

No matter what,
I'm there for you.

Mm-hmm?

I know.

I love you.

I love you, too.

[exhales]

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