Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 4, Episode 4 - Seniors and Señors - full transcript

We're finally seniors.

This is so cool.

Yay! Seniors! Whoop!

And that's so not cool.

Wow! Someone went all out for
the first day of school.

I spent all last night
picking up this outfit.

I wanted to make sure that
no one wore the same thing,

because that would
be embarrassing.

I guarantee no one's wearing...

That.

Pfft! Look at that doof.



Must be a junior!

Senior year is gonna be amazing.

And the best part is I get to spend
it with my friends and my boyfriend.

That's me.

Aww! Look at you two.

I used to have that
with somebody.

Her name? Carrie.

Her face? Pretty.

Her I.Q.? Low.

But I know how you feel, Dez.

Ever since Jason and I
decided to take a break,

I've been feeling kind of down.

But things are looking up now.

Hey!



I like your shirt.

Look like it's made of
boyfriend material.

Hola, señora Gomez.

How was your summer?

Hola, Ally. My summer was great.

I re-watched all 49 seasons of
my favorite Spanish soap opera:

"Corazón caliente."

Hola, señor Moon. ¿cómo estás?

Thanks! I am having
a good hair day.

She didn't compliment your hair.

She asked how you are?

And shouldn't you be
sitting somewhere else?

That area is for seniors only.

I know. We're all seniors.

No, they are seniors.
You are not.

Because of all your touring last year,
you never passed my Spanish class.

Which makes you
one credit short.

I'm afraid...

You are still a junior.

- What?
- No!

- Seriously?
- Ay, ay, ay.

I'm bummed about Austin.

We've really looking forward
to being seniors together.

I know. I really feel
bad for the guy.

- Hey, guys.
- Beat it, junior!

Sorry, that's how seniors are
supposed to talk to juniors.

Rules are rules.

Well, I'm off to class.

I'll miss you.

I'm gonna miss you most of
all, you pathetic junior.

It's the rules.

Wait, Trish!

So, I spoke with señora Gomez.

She's letting me re-take
last year's final on Friday.

If I'll pass, I'll be a senior.

Nice! Just in time for the
senior carnival Friday night.

I really need your help!

Spanish is my worst subject.

I'm so much gooder at English.

Are ya?

Since you speak Spanish so well, would
you help me study for the exam?

- I don't know.
- I'll pay you.

Guest who got a job as
your new Spanish tutor.

Coach Simmons? What? You're
teaching advanced chemistry?

And wrestling, glee club, drama
and interpretative dance.

Budget cuts.

Dez, how did you get
into advanced chemistry?

I took a left at the cafeteria,
walked down the hall,

and the door was wide open.

Hey, coach.

Not you again.

Great lesson in interpretative
dance class today.

All right, everyone!

I'm coaching advanced
chemistry this year.

We've got a tough season ahead,

but if we practice hard
we can win this thing.

Okay, chemistry on three.

One, two, three...

Chemistry!

- Chemistry.
- Chemistry!

We'll work on that.

Next, I'll assign your lab
partners for the school year.

I really hope I can get Sun Hee.

Well, that is... if
I can't get you.

I have to get an "A" in this
class, and she's really smart.

Look, she's already started
reading the text book.

Okay, Tim, your lab partner
is gonna be Jenny.

Warren, you're gonna
be with Toby.

And Dez, you're gonna
be partnered up with...

Not me, not me, not me.

Ally.

Yay!

Ha, you and me!

Side by side!

All year long...

I'll express my excitement
through interpretative dance.

Okay, so my plan is to fully
immerse you in Spanish,

so you can speak it well
enough to pass that test.

I labeled everything in this
room with its Spanish name.

So, let's begin, señor Moon.

- Okay, silla.
- Silla.

- Puerta.
- Puerta.

- Bicho raro.
- Bicho raro.

That means "handsome gentleman."

I lied. It means "weirdo."

Now, let's move on to
some introductions.

Hola, me llamo
señorita de la rosa.

That means: "Hello, my
name is miss de la rosa."

Now you try.

Hello, my name is
miss de la rosa.

No! Introduce
yourself in Spanish.

Me llamo...

Austin!

Hey, I'm getting better already.

So, how's my little
estudiante doing?

Huh?

I think that answers
your question.

I'm worried. What if I
don't pass the test?

Oh, I don't want to put any
pressure on you, Austin.

But if you don't pass this test, you
wont be able to go to senior carnival,

senior picture day, senior
prom, senior anything!

And then I'll graduate and go to college,
and you'll still be in high school.

I'll be doing college things and
you'll be doing high school things,

and our entire lives
will be ruined!

Okay. Good.

So, no pressure.

I make sure you use sulfate
we get and not magnesium.

And it has to be measured
to the precise milligram.

Ally, I know what I'm doing.

I've got our scale right
here in my backpack.

You melted your backpack?

But our scale was in there. We
needed that for the assignment.

Relax, this is chemistry!
It's supposed to be fun.

It's not an exact science.

That's exactly what it is!

An exact science!

And it's only fun when
you follow the rules,

study the textbook, write the
lab reports, and get an "A."

Ally, there's no "A" in "fun."

See you tomorrow, coach!

Oh, and great news: I transfered
into your drama class,

so now you get to teach
me three times a day.

Yippee! All my dreams are
finally coming true.

Aww.

This year's gonna
be so much fun.

See you tomorrow... partner.

Can't wait... partner.

You got to give me a new partner!
Please, please!

Whoa, whoa, Dawson!
I feel your pain.

But you can't switch unless
you can convince someone else

to take Dez as a lab partner.

Good luck with that.

Okay, here's my master
plan to get rid of Dez.

All I have to do is Aaron's math homework.
And then he will switch

with Brittney M. If I
babysit his pet weasel.

Then Brittney M. will switch
with Pam if I wash her car.

So that way she can be partners
with her boyfriend Tim.

Leaving Tim's partner
to be stuck with Dez.

And then I'll... get an "A."

Whoo! Self-five!

Hmm, bad news.

Pam and Tim broke
up at lunch today.

There's no way they'll
want to be partners now.

What? But...

I'm already babysitting
the weasel!

Uh-oh. Willy? Willy!

Come to mama. Come to mama.
Come to mama.

Hola, señoritas. ¿cómo están?

Austin, your Spanish
is getting better.

Estoy bien, ¿y tú?

Hola, señoritas. ¿cómo están?

That's the only sentence
you know, isn't it?

Yep. Pretty much.

Didn't you study all those
flash cards I made you?

I did, but that's
all I can remember!

I told you, I'm
terrible at Spanish.

We'll think of something.

We just have to get
more creative.

By the way, you guys want
to hear the weirdest thing?

I just saw a weasel
at the food court!

Willy!

I don't see how this
is going to help.

The mariachi will sing every
word you say, in Spanish.

And since you're a musical person
and you never forget lyrics,

I figure this, is the best
way for you to learn.

And you really think
this will work?

The exam is tomorrow,
so it better.

Thanks, Trish, now
if you excuse me...

I really got to
use the bathroom.

I'm gonna go upstairs now.

Yeah, yeah, going
to the bathroom.

I can go by myself.
I'm a big boy.

You stay here!

Thanks, bye.

So, after I found the weasel,
I washed brittney M.'s car.

And I talked Tim into apologizing
to Pam so they get back together.

And that's how I finally got
you as my new lab partner.

I don't speak Korean, but...

That doesn't sound like,
"yay, Ally, we're partners!"

That's because she's
not your partner.

Dez made a bunch of switches,
so, Ally, you're back with him.

- What?
- What?

But I spent all day doing
favors and trading with people,

so that I didn't have to have
to be with Ally anymore.

I clipped Aaron's toenails.

Every switch you made undid
the switches she made.

Ironic, ain't it?

What? Hold on.

It makes sense that I wouldn't want
to be your lab partner, but...

How could you not want
to be my lab partner?

You're too controlling! You
don't let me do anything!

I need a lab partner
that's gonna let me be me.

Well, I need a lab partner that's gonna
let me be the me that gets an "A."

Not the me that gets a "B."

Or a "C."

Or a "D." Oh my gosh,
I'm feeling faint.

Hmm.

Maybe there is a way to take all these
"me"s and turn them into a "we."

I think if we work together, we
can have fun and get an "A."

Fine.

If you try to take the
assignment more seriously,

I will try to be
less controlling.

Even though I'm not remotely
in any way controlling.

Ask anybody.

Raise your hand if you
think I'm controlling.

Put your hand down.

- Hey, Austin.
- Hey, Sergio. How is it going?

It's going muy bien.

Turns out, putting Spanish to music
really helps me memorize it.

Sergio, para de cantar.
Toma un descanso.

What? No way!

You just told him to stop
singing and take a break.

You're actually
speaking Spanish!

Well, thanks to you and Sergio,

I'm totally gonna ace that
test tomorrow morning.

Great! I'll let you
get back to studying.

- Adios.
- Huh?

I'm kidding. Hasta mañana.

Sergio, I hope you're not tired,

'cause we have a long night
of studying ahead of us.

Oh, no!

Oh, no, I overslept!

I missed the test!
I missed the test!

So, how did the test go?

Did you ace it like you
thought you would?

I messed up. I really,
really messed up.

Oh, I know what he's doing.

He's pretending he failed the
test, so we'd get extra excited

when he tells us that
he actually passed.

Oh, congrats, buddy.

No, you don't understand!

I overslept and I
missed the test!

Uh-huh, uh-huh, sure. Sure.

I'm telling you, I didn't
make it to the test!

Wow, you're really
committed to this bit!

I don't think Austin's joking.

Señora Gomez, I'm so sorry, I spent
all night studying Spanish...

I do not want to
hear it, señor Moon.

I gave you a second
chance and you blew it.

I'm afraid that means...

You are still junior.

What is she looking at?

I can't believe Austin isn't
going to be a senior with us.

I know. It's like he's moving
backwards, we're moving forward.

Next thing you know, I'm gonna be an
old man and he's gonna be a baby.

That's not how it... never mind.

Let's just finish our
chemistry assignment.

Ah, good idea.

Nothing like mixing dangerous chemicals
to get our mind off our heartache.

- Ah... make sure that you...
- I know.

- Now you really should...
- I know.

- And you probably should...
- Ally, I've got it.

You said you wouldn't
be so controlling.

Okay, okay. I won't
say anything else.

Hmm.

Hmm, hmm.

Hmm, I wish this mix
was a little prettier.

Had like a nice shade of purple.

- Ah, like this!
- Dez.

You can't just add random chemicals
to make it look prettier.

You promised to be
more responsible.

But... I like purple.

We all do.

Fine.

Oh, in that case, I
guess we're done.

And nothing went wrong!

Dez, your hand is frozen.

Huh.

I guess it is.

Whoo! Chemistry!

Okay, you get three chances to
knock down the milk bottles.

Let me set them up for you.

Dez, you gotta wait for
me to set them up.

Sorry, coach.

- Dez!
- Sorry, coach.

There. Go ahead.

- Dez, the milk bottles!
- Ah.

Sorry, coach.

Can you keep an eye on Dez?

I need to sneak
back into the lab

and mix our project in with
the hydrogen phosphate.

I'm positive Dez
forgot to do it.

Oh, no. Not the
hydrogen phosphate!

Just kidding. I have no idea
what are you talking about.

I'm gonna stand over
here where it's safe.

What is wrong with you?

Ooh, hydrogen phosphate.

And Ally saves the day again.
Ha!

Ooh, purple!

And Dez saves the day again!

About time you got here!

Señora Gomez is over there
working the cotton candy stand.

Señor Moon, unless you're here for cotton
candy, we have nothing to talk about.

I'm not here to talk.
I'm here to sing.

Hit it, Sergio.

That was quite
impressive, señor Moon.

You have demonstrated a strong
comprehension of the Spanish language.

So you'll let me take the test?

No.

It means you have
passed my class.

Congratulations.

You're now...

A senior, señor.

- Whoo!
- Yes!

- Yay, Austin!
- What is she looking at?

Can I have my money now?

- Whoo!
- Wait a minute.

Why are you wearing a lab coat?

Oh, betrayal!

You were working on the
experiment without me.

Okay, fine!

I know you forgot to combine our
mixture with the hydrogen phosphate,

so I went back and
I did it myself.

Wait a minute! You added
more hydrogen phosphate?

But I just added a bunch
of that purple stuff.

Do you know what
that's gonna do?

Because I don't. Can
you explain it to me?

Well, there is this tiny chance
that when they mix together

it will bubble over, there will
be a huge explosion and...

And gas will leak everywhere.

Why did you put in the purple stuff?
Why? Why?

I'm sorry. I like purple.

Don't worry, don't
worry, don't worry.

The gas isn't dangerous.
If anything...

It'll just make your voice
squeaky for a little while.

Why is it doing that?

Because the air density is different
than the air we normally breathe,

so that when we...

Never mind.

None of this would have happened

if you weren't so controlling.

Guys, who cares? I'm a senior!

Arriba!

- Gracias.
- De nada.

Oh, I'm so excited, guys!

Now that I'm a senior,
we can all finally relax

and enjoy this carnival.

- One...
- One...

Okay, forget the push-ups.

Just go clean up the lab.

Trish, thanks so much
for all your help.

I couldn't have done
it without you.

And I know I said I'd pay
you if I passed, so...

Here.

Thanks, Austin. But honestly...

I would have done this for free.

- Really?
- No.

Gracias, señorita.

Oh, I forgot I had
to pay that guy!

Dez, don't!

Not again!

But I like purple.