Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 4, Episode 14 - Fin-Austin & Fin-Ally - full transcript

Are you guys reading books?

Since Austin's world
tour starts in a week,

I'm helping him learn
some foreign languages.

I can ask, "where
are the pancakes?"

In fifteen different languages.

French...

Mandarin...

Even pig Latin.

"Ere-whay are-ay
e-thay ancakes-pay?"

You guys are a
couple of oof-days.

What's with the animal
print pillows?Ú



I'm turning the practice
room into my new office.

What gives you the right?

Dez, calm down.

She'll be running the music factory while
I'm at school and Austin's on tour.

What do you care anyway?

You'll be finishing film school
and hanging out with Carrie

way on the other
side of the country.

Oh, I can't wait.

Aw, I'm going to miss you too.

I'm going to miss all you guys.

Well, no matter where
life takes us,

we'll always have this place
to bring us together.

And luckily, we'll have Trish
to take really good care of it.

And I promise to make the
school my top priority.



Trish, it's so great that you're
taking this so seriously.

Nothing means more to me than than
the A&A music... oh, my hot tub!

What? It's for my new office.

It'll fit. I just got to
get rid of the piano...

And all that music junk.

I was thinking.

Since we won't be together for a
lot of the holidays this year,

we should celebrate all of them
this week before we leave town.

Great idea.

We can do our anniversary,
Christmas, Valentine's day.

There's only one problem.

I'm actually leaving
for my tour in a hour.

What?

April fools!

Cross that one off the list.

I got her the audition.

The play is directed by my
mentor and hero, Spike Stevens.

He's also starring in it.

But I thought he only did movies,
like the one I starred in.

You know? The pilot
and the mermaid.

Based on the book, the
mermaid and the pilot.

Oh. You ignorant fools.

If you knew anything
about Spike,

you'd know his first
love is musical theater.

And now, he's come home.

This could be huge!

I read about it online.

Well, if I get the part, I'd have
to do a little juggling between

running the factory
and doing the play.

But who am I kidding?
It's a long shot.

A very long shot.

But I know what Spike
demands of his actors.

I can help you. Watch...

And repeat.

Happy.

Sad.

Happy.

Sad.

Come on, you're not doing it.

Happy.

Sad.

Happy.

Sad.

Ooh, mad! Nice.

Happy easter-versary.

Oh.

I bought you an
anniversary present.

It's hidden inside an easter egg
somewhere in the restaurant.

Aw, thanks.

I'll hunt for it after we order.

I can't believe we
only have a week left.

I'm really gonna miss you.

But we'll still talk all the time and
write songs together over the phone.

Actually, I don't know how much
time I'll have for songwriting.

I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I've
decided to put music on hold for awhile.

Seriously?

You're not gonna make music?

Well, Harvard's gonna
keep me really busy.

It's very competitive.

I'll be taking a lot of hard classes
with a lot of super smart people.

Wow.

You're gonna be meeting all
kinds of smart Harvard people,

doing all kinds of smart Harvard
stuff, eating smart Harvard food.

Well, I'm not sure food
can really be smart.

Sure it can.

I just saw this thing on TV about
celery that can sing babies to sleep.

Are you talking about that diaper
commercial with the singing celery?

Oh, maybe.

You're so cute.

Happy
easter-best-friend-aversary!

Trish told me we're celebrating a
year's worth of holidays, so...

Here I am.

Uh, no. We're celebrating.

That's what I said...
"we're celebrating."

And Austin, I found the
gift you hid for me.

How did you know my
favorite letter was "a"?

Spike, thank you so
much for this audition.

Don't thank me, impress me.

Rooftop scene, go!

What happened to
us, jazzy McGee?

We used to be best friends.

You were the mustard
to my hot dog.

Well, trixie, that was before you left
me in the dust when you hit it big.

Your record may be gold,
but your heart sure ain't.

I cross over here.

I turn, and then you say...

I learned it from you. You destroyed
what was most precious to me.

And now, I'm gonna
do the same to you.

Now we fight over my saxophones.

Struggle, struggle, struggle!

I fall backwards and hang from
the ledge while you sing.

That...

Was...

I know, Spike, she did nothing.
I...

brilliant!

I taught her
everything she knows.

Trish, I have chosen you

to be the star of my production
of the singer and the sax player!

Based on the novel, the sax
player and the singer.

I can't believe it. Really?

Jennifer Lawrence wanted it.

But you know what?

She can't hold a candle to you.

In fact, according to her people, she
refuses to hold a candle at all,

so it never would
have worked out.

Because of the big candle
holding scene in act two.

Pack your bags, we're taking
this show on the road!

On the road? I thought we
were performing in Miami.

We open in Miami, and then we're
performing all around the country.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry, Spike, but I
already made a commitment

to stay here and run
the music factory.

I can't let my friends down.

Nonsense!

Stick with me, and your name
will be in lights on Broadway.

Can you see the sign?

"The singer and the sax player.

"Based on the novel the sax
player and the singer.

"Starring Trish..."

Whatever your last name is.

It's beautiful.

"Starring Trish beautiful."

I see a sign too.

It's in front of
the music factory.

It says, "closed forever."

Oh, there's another sign.

It says, "going out
of business sale.

"Trumpets, 70% off."

Oh, it's actually a
pretty good deal.

What a beautiful day,
not a cloud in the sky.

The perfect... battle stations, giant
baby duck attacking on the port side.

Quack, quack. Ah!
Oh, the humanity!

Dez! What are you
doing in my hot tub?

Uh... not peeing.

That's for sure.

Anyway, since you're gonna
be off doing the play,

this is no longer your
office, or your hot tub.

Don't get too comfortable.

I haven't decided if
I'm taking the part.

Well, you've just got
to ask yourself,

do you want to be the captain
that keeps the factory afloat?

Or do you want to be the duck that flaps
its wings and flies off to Broadway?

I think I want to be a duck.

But that means having to
close down the factory.

Well, you need to do what
makes you happiest, like me.

The store clerk said I could never
pull off horizontal stripes,

That's not the word I would use.

All I'm saying is we'll support
you no matter what you decide.

Thanks, Dez.

I know we have our differences,
but when I really need a friend,

you've always been there for me.

Aw.

I'll miss you too, Trish.

Oh, Dez!

You're getting my
clothes all wet!

Shh! Don't ruin this.

Oh.

Happy new year!

And also, happy Thanksgiving.

I put a top hat and
tails on the turkey.

Huh.

Did you know the first
new year's celebration

was held 4,000 years ago
by the baby-lonians.

Uh, I think you
mean "babylonians."

I know what I mean.

I'm a smart guy who says smart
things like "indubitably,"

"post-modernism," and...

"Mozambique."

There's a lot more to me than
performing and perfect hair.

I know.

Come on, let's just
enjoy new years.

It's almost fake midnight.

Pfft, you're right. Sorry.

Five, four, three,

two...

One.

Happy new year!

Ooh! Let's share our
new years resolutions.

All right.

This year, I want some more
alone time with my boyfriend.

Ugh, boring.

Guys, I'm sorry to interrupt,

but I have some really important
news that can't wait.

After thinking long and hard...

I've come to a decision.

Austin, Ally, I...

Ugh, what Trish is
taking forever to say

is that she's gonna go on
tour with Spike's musical,

so we're gonna have to shut
the music factory down.

- W...
- Happy New Year!

Sad new year.

Happy new year!

Sad new year. Happy new year!

Sad new year. Happy new year!

Guys, I'm really sorry about this, but
I can't pass up this opportunity.

I love being onstage, and Spike says
this could lead to a career on Broadway.

Trish, if acting is your passion,
you have our full support.

Although you did kind of promise
you'd stay here and run the factory.

Well, I don't see you canceling
your tour to stay here and run it.

This stinks.

Without the factory, we'll probably
never talk to each other again.

What? Why would you say that?

Let's face it, you're
going on tour.

You'll probably replace me with a
new offbeat, redheaded best friend.

What about you?

You'll go to L.A. and replace me
with another pop star best friend

like Justin Bieber, or Justin
Timberlake, or some other Justin.

Come on, you guys
are being silly.

Are we? What about you,
quacking off to Broadway.

You'll find a whole new flock
and forget all about us.

You're the one who told me to
be a duck and follow my dream.

Oh, that was this morning!

Wait, does this mean you're
gonna be too busy to manage me?

What are you even talking about?

Everyone calm down,
this is ridiculous.

Oh, so I'm ridiculous now.

No one ever said you
were ridiculous.

Ally, just because
you're going to Harvard

doesn't mean you're qualified to tell
people when they're not ridiculous.

Yeah, if we wanna be ridiculous,
we don't need your permission.

You know, ever since you got into
Harvard, you can't stop talking about

how excited you are to hang
out with smart people,

like we aren't good
enough for you anymore.

What? I never said that!

You didn't have to,
it's in your tone.

Yeah, you're going to smarty-pants
school with smarty-pants people,

it's just a matter of
time before you find a

new boyfriend with
really smart pants on.

Wait, is this what the
baby-lonians thing was about?

Isn't it "babylonians"?

If I want to pronounce it "baby-lonians,"
then that's how I'm going to say it!

Baby-lonians, baby-lonians,
baby-lonians!

You know what, if you're
all gonna act like this,

maybe it's best we're
going our separate ways.

Yeah!

Dez, separate ways.

Right!

I hope this place
officiated enough for you.

I know you Harvard types
love your theater.

Well, at least I know theater wasn't
invented by the baby-lonians.

Will you two keep it down? I'm
trying to watch the play.

It hasn't even started yet.
You're staring at a curtain.

Nothing I do is good
enough for you.

What happened to
us, jazzy McGee?

We used to be best friends.

You were the mustard
to my hot dog.

Well, trixie, that was before you left
me in the dust when you hit it big.

Your record may be gold,
but your heart sure ain't.

I learned it from you.

You destroyed what was
most precious to me,

and now I'm gonna
do the same to you.

Give me that saxophone!

Never!

Ah!

Go ahead, take your revenge.

We lived as friends, but
we'll part as enemies.

Maybe we can work this out.

We can still be friends.

Uh... no.

Nope.

Pretty sure it's time for
you to take your revenge!

We've been too close too long to allow
one little tiff to come between us.

Stick to the script!

Well, I forgive you anyway, because
that's what friends are supposed to do.

Friends are supposed to be there
for each other, no matter what.

Just sing the revenge song!

Actually, I have
something else in mind.

We're sorry, Trish.

Let's never fight again.

Can we group hug now?

Really hate to break this up, but could
we please do our closing number?

I'm so glad that we're
not fighting anymore.

That was so silly.

Well, clearly the fight was a manifestation
of our fears of losing each other.

What Dez means is our fight was
merely the byproduct of our sadness

and heartache rather
than any true animosity.

Look who's wearing the
smarty-pants now.

Mozambique.

Ally, I'm sorry for
acting so jealous.

I was just missing you already.

I feel the same way.

And you don't have to worry about me
falling for some brainy Harvard guy.

I love you for you
and I always will.

I love you too.

And Trish...

I'm good.

I also have a going
away present for you.

Actually, it's a going away/birthday/
groundhog day present.

Your songbook?

You're letting me touch it?

I'm letting you have it.

It's full of memories.

And I wrote some new songs for
you to use while I'm at school.

Ooh, can I see it?

Don't touch my book!

Ah, there's my star!

Now, Trish, are you ready to
take this show on the road?

Actually, Spike, I'm not.

I've decided I want
to stay in Miami.

Uh...

You can't do that.

What about following your dream?

Yeah, I thought you
loved the theater.

I do.

And that's why I want to stay and
open up a musical theater program

for kids here at the factory.

I'm afraid you leave
me no choice.

Fine.

Spike,

I'll be your gorgeous jazz lady.

- No.
- Aw.

Trish, I, Spike Stevens, refuse
to do the show without you.

Therefore, the singer and the sax
player will remain in Miami!

Really? Oh, thank you!

I can't believe it. We
get to keep the factory,

I still get to star in the play.

And best of all, hot tub.

Whoo! Hot tub. Cannon ball!

Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

You guys look hilarious.
Let me get a picture.

Aw.

- Ally!
- Austin!

It is so good to see you.

- I missed you so much.
- Me too.

I can't believe it's
been four months.

How was school?

Hard, but amazing.
How's the tour?

It's been fun but
also really lonely.

And it kind of got
me thinking...

About us.

I didn't know it at the time, but the
day I walked into the music store,

was the greatest day of my life.

Because it's the day I met you.

There's so much about the
future I don't know,

but the one thing I'm sure of is there's
no way I can make it without you.

So...

Ally Willow Dawson,

will you make me the
happiest man alive and...

Marry me?

Austin.

I can't.