Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 3, Episode 12 - Hunks & Homecoming - full transcript

I guess now is the
time where I ask...

What are you doing?

Practicing my parade wave.

Since Dez is a cheerleader,
he's gonna be on their float

in the homecoming parade.

So what's the theme of the
cheerleader float this year?

Funny you should ask.

I'm the one building it.

The theme is gonna
be "the ocean world

or habitat, if you will... of our mascot,
the majestic Marino High manatee,

sometimes referred
to as the sea cow."



Ally, I have some big news.

I just got off the phone
with Ronnie Ramone.

He wants you to write a
song with Gavin Young.

Gavin Young, that hot
new country singer?

No, Gavin Young, that hot new...

I'm gonna try to steal
him as a client,

country singer.

I don't know. I'm not sure
if I want to work with him.

- Why not?
- I'd be doing all the work.

He's just some pretty boy who
probably knows nothing about music.

You don't know that.

We happen to know a
guy who's proven

that being pretty doesn't
mean you're not talented.

Thank you, Trish.



I was talking about Austin.

- Oh.
- Thanks.

And Trish is right.

I think you should
work with Gavin.

Really? You don't mind me
writing with someone else?

No. It's only one song.

And it'd be good
for your career.

You're right.

Okay, Trish. Tell
Ronnie I'll do it.

Great, I'll call him.

While you do that, I'm gonna
practice my parade wave.

Oh, are you working
on yours too?

No, I just want you to leave.

Bye-bye.

Hey.

You want to work on a new song?

I can't. I have that meeting I have
a feeling I'll be writing his songs

while he just sits there
styling his hair.

How does he get it like that?

He uses a texture cream.

It's healthy for your
roots and has great hold.

I mean, that's just a guess.

Everyone, I'd like you
to meet Gavin Young.

Gavin, meet Austin and Ally, my
two most successful clients.

We're your only clients.

Shh!

It's nice to meet you, Ally.

I'm sorry I'm late.

I came across a sign for a lost basset
hound and I couldn't not look for it.

Aww.

And then when I finally
found Barnaby,

I couldn't return him without
giving him a bath first.

And then I brushed his teeth
and bought him a new chew toy,

and well, y'all
know how that goes.

Yeah, I helped a
hurt squirrel once.

Then it bit me and I had to
get a dozen rabies shots.

Stupid squirrels.

Anyway, great to meet you.

Uh... Texture cream?

Yeah, I can't believe
you noticed.

I noticed that about you
when I saw the magazine.

Okay, guys!

Ally and Gavin have
to get to work.

See, that's the kind
of manager I am.

Sign with me and I'll
keep you focused.

Uh, thanks, but I already
have a great manager.

And it'd just break his
little heart if I left him.

Ugh, do you really want to be repped
by a sensitive crybaby like that?

Okay, Gavin.

Songwriting can be complicated,
so I'll keep it simple for you.

What's with all them black dots
and lines and stuff up there?

Oh boy, it's worse
than I thought.

I know that's a major
pentatonic scale.

I've been studying music
theory since I was three.

Okay, wow.

Then this is gonna be fun.

I've never written with anybody who
knows as much about music as I do.

What about me?

You okay, Austin?

You ought to get that
cough checked out.

Kimmy, you're gonna
love my float design.

It's called "the ocean world
or habitat, if you will,

the majestic Marino high manatee,
sometimes referred to as the sea cow."

Wow, that's a long title,
but I love the float!

Yes! I'll start building it.

Not so fast, red.

What are you doing here, Chuck?

I've got some... Float
designs of my own.

Bunnies, really?

Wrong page.

I just like drawing bunnies.

Since homecoming revolves around football,
my float's gonna have a quarterback

that hurls footballs as
far as the eye can see.

Ooh, I like that.

A football themed float is perfect since
homecoming revolves around football.

Yeah, that's literally
what I just said.

But Kimmy, I thought
we decided on doing

"the ocean world or
habitat, if you will,

of our mascot, the majestic
Marino high manatee,

sometimes referred
to as the sea cow"!

I don't care what you two do,
as long as we win best float.

Well, let's get started
on my manatee float.

It's clearly the winner.

I don't think so.

My float's such a winner,
when people win the lottery,

they'll say "Congratulations, you
are the lucky Chuck's float."

Oh yeah?

My float's such a winner, it'll
win the Oscar for best picture,

best supporting actress, and...

Oh yeah, best float.

My float's such a winner, they'll
have parades in its honor.

My float will have floats.

Whoa.

That sounded good, Gavin.

You know what would
make it sound better?

A new manager!

I owe it all to Ally.

She's such an
amazing songwriter.

Me?

You're the one who came up
with that awesome melody.

I couldn't have done it without your
suggestion to do it in "e" flat.

Did you hear about that story of when
"e" flat, "g" flat, and "b" flat

tried to rent a car?

The guy behind the counter said "I'm sorry.
I can't rent to minors."

Well, of course not.

He'd get in "treble."

What did you do, Ally?

He was so cool when
he walked in here.

It was nice meeting you, Gavin.

Ally, you ready to
work on my song now?

Ooh, can we do that tomorrow?

Gavin and I are gonna
work on another song.

It's a duet.

Another song?

I thought you were
just doing one.

Well, we make a good team.

We're really in "tune"
with each other.

Oh, Gavin.

That's so "clef" -er.

Ooh, I got one.

You know you can tune a piano,
but you can't tuna fish!

Come on, Austin. Let's
get you out of here.

I think their dorkiness
is rubbing off on you.

They were supposed
to do just one song.

Now they're doing another?

Where will it end?

Well, hopefully it'll end when Gavin
finishes his album, wins a grammy,

and thanks me in front of a billion
people for being his manager.

But if she keeps writing with
him, where does that leave me?

I wouldn't have a
career without Ally.

Don't worry.

I won't drop you.

Even the biggest managers
have small clients.

I can't believe Ally missed
another team meeting.

I haven't been able to work with
her all week because of Gavin.

I'm losing my writing partner.

It only feels that way because she's
spending so much time writing with Gavin

and no time with you.

Uh, yeah.

You have to help me steal
back Ally from Gavin.

Why would I do that?

I'm trying to sign
him as a client.

That's not gonna happen.

He's already got a
hotshot manager.

You're not gonna sign Gavin, and
you're gonna lose Ally too.

What do you mean?

He took her from me.

It's only a matter of time
before he takes her from you.

"Hey, Ally.

Why don't you meet
my hotshot manager,

and you can borrow my pen
to sign a new contract.

Actually, keep the pen.

'Cause I'm just that nice."

Oh no.

A power outage.

You can't write
songs in the dark.

Guess you'll have to stop.

Man, that stinks.

I was really having fun.

Wait.

I think I have some candles.

Candles?

Oh, I like it.

It's kind of romantic.

Yeah.

It sets the perfect
mood to write our duet.

Lights on, lights on!

Sorry to interrupt, but I
really need your help, Ally.

Um, can't it wait?

No, this is really important.

I'm trying to finish
the melody to a song

that we were supposed
to write together.

Should it go "bum bum bum bum"

or... "Bum bum bum boom"?

You're hitting the same note.

You're just saying
"boom" instead of "bum."

And that's why I need you.

And I need you...

To leave.

Hey, when I'm done with
Ally, I'll help you, buddy.

I'm good.

Here comes Ally. Act like
it's a real emergency.

- Just don't overdo it.
- Don't worry.

I'll make it natural.

Don't you give up, Austin!

You have too much to live for!

What's the emergency?

I came as soon as Trish called.

I have a splinter.

That's the emergency?

That's not even a splinter.

You just drew on your finger.

It's like half football
theme and half manatee.

This has no chance of
winning best float.

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.

My half will.

When I push this button, the manatee's
gonna flip his tail and yell

"go manatees!"

Saboteur.

I don't know what you're
talking about, red.

Seriously.

I don't know what "saboteur" means
because I don't speak French.

Check out my side, darlin'.

The quarterback's gonna throw
footballs and yell "touchdown!"

You're the saboteur.

I thought you didn't
speak French.

I lied.

You're gonna pay for this, red.

Or should I say...

Enough!

You two better build a new float
or you're both off the squad.

Bye.

I don't want to be
kicked off the team.

Me neither.

We're gonna have to
learn to work together.

No more fighting, no more
one-upping each other.

Deal.

Ally, can I see
you for a second?

What is it this time?

Your back itches and you want
me to scratch it for you?

That's not what I wanted to talk to you
about, but now that you mention it...

Guess that's a "no."

Ooh. Anyways, I need to talk to
you, but it's kind of private.

Oh, that's fine.

I need to go call some fans, wish them
a good night. You know how that goes.

No one knows how that goes.

Austin, what's up?

You tell me.

We need to work on my music, but you
never make time for me anymore.

I can't just leave Gavin.

You wouldn't like it if I left you I
wouldn't mind if you left writing with me

if it was to write with me.

That makes no sense.

Look.

You have to decide.

Is it gonna be
"Austin and Ally,"

or "Gavin and Ally?"

You're not seriously asking me to
choose between you and Gavin, are you?

Yeah.

I guess I am.

Ally's still upset.

Why did you make her choose
between you and Gavin?

I don't know.

Why did the waitress make me
choose between a soup and salad?

Because all entrees
come with one side.

You know what I think?

You still want to be with Ally,
and Gavin's getting in the way.

What are you talking about?

Ally and I agreed
to just be friends.

Look, this is a simple case of boy
meets girl, boy doesn't want girl

until boy sees girl with another
boy, then boy wants girl back.

Then boy one goes to boy three.

You're boy one, I'm boy three.

I thought it was
supposed to be simple.

Is this about more
than just work?

I guess so.

I realized I still like Ally.

And I want to get back
together with her.

Here we go again.

Are you sure you want
to go down that road?

'Cause it was awfully
bumpy last time.

And we all got a little carsick.

I'm sure.

I'm gonna go talk to her.

That was sweet.

But I'm still mad at you.

I'm really sorry, Ally.

You don't have to choose
between me and Gavin.

Look, there's something
I want to tell you.

One decaf iced mocha with half
soy milk, half low-fat milk,

with light whip and
caramel drizzle.

Aww, you remembered.

Lucky guess.

Ally, I need to ask
you something.

Oh, sure. In a sec.

Austin just wanted to
tell me something first.

I can do it later.

Oh, hey, Austin.

So I carved you a
back scratcher.

Seriously?

Listen, I was thinking.

How would you like to
perform this duet with me?

Really?

That would be great.

We could try it out at the
homecoming pep rAlly.

Perfect. All right, listen.

What I wanted to ask you is...

Will you go on a date with me?

Whoa, really?

Spending all this time with you makes
me realize how much I like you.

I don't know what to say.

Oh, I shouldn't have
sprung all this on you.

Why don't you take some
time to think about it?

Gavin, wait.

Yeah?

Could you leave my mocha?

Great job, guys.

We'll definitely win best float.

Just bring it out to the track
and I'll see you at the parade.

Go manatees!

I told you we'd
make a great team.

Yeah. I got to have
my football launcher,

and you were able to
have your manatee.

A perfect compromise.

Yeah, we're both geniuses.

People won't look up
words in the dictionary.

They'll look up words in the
"Dez and Chuck-tionary."

We're so smart, students with straight
"A" s won't be called valedictorians.

They'll be called
"vale-Chuck-and-Dez-atorians."

Good one.

Now let's get this float out
to the track for the parade.

Whoo!

Did we ever discuss how we were
gonna get this thing out the door?

Nope.

Hello, Marino high! Whoo!

I'm absolutely furious the
cheerleaders don't have a float,

but this is a pep rAlly,
so I have to be peppy!

Whoo!

Anyway, we have a surprise.

Our very own Ally Dawson, and special
guest, country star Gavin Young!

Whoo!

Hey, y'all. Thanks
for having me.

To be singing with this beautiful,
talented young girl right here.

Thanks, Gavin.

This song is called
"me and you."

Ally, you guys were
awesome up there.

Thanks, Austin.

I'm glad you liked it.

Hey, there's something
I want to tell you.

Me too.

You go first.

No, you go first.

Okay, I'll go first.

That I'm not gonna be
working with Gavin anymore.

Yes!

I mean, aww, why?

I thought you guys wrote
so well together.

But I just don't want it
to complicate things.

How would it complicate things?

Because Gavin and I shouldn't work
together if we're going to date.

Wait. You guys are dating?

He asked me out.

So I'm gonna go on
a date with him.

Oh, man. I should
have gone first.

That's great.

You guys will have fun.

So you're good?

So how'd it go?

We're not getting back together.

She's going out with Gavin.

I'm really sorry, Austin.

So you don't happen to know

if Gavin mentioned anything
about me becoming his manager?

We're really sorry for messing
up this year's homecoming float.

But before you kick
us off the squad,

let us show you our idea
for next year's float.

This better be good.

Trust us.

I don't get it.

I thought we were
supposed to be corn dogs.

People love food on a stick.

No, we agreed to do bunnies.

People love Fluffy
things that hop.

- Corn dogs.
- Bunnies.

- Corn dogs.
- Bunnies.

- Corn dogs!
- Bunnies!

- Corn dogs!
- Bunnies!

- Corn dogs!
- Bunnies!