Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 23 - Family & Feuds - full transcript

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Guess who got a job as a Coach
on America's Top Talent?

I love that show.
How'd you get on it?

I'm not talking about me. I'm
talking about you and Ally.

You guys are gonna be guest
coaches on the show.

- No way.
- Seriously?

Yeah. They're coming to Miami.

And all the contestants are
gonna sing Austin Moon songs

because it's Austin Moon week.

This is so exciting!

- Trish, you're the best manager ever.
- I know!



We get to help aspiring
singers get their big break.

Yeah. And I'm getting
my own week.

First thing I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna get rid of Monday

and replace it with Friday
and call it Moonday.

And since I got you the gig, you
should call Tuesday Trish day.

Nah. That would be silly.

I can't wait.

Austin, we're gonna be
making dreams come true.

What up?

Dude! That's our thing.

Sorry, Dez. I just got excited.

- What up?
- That's better.

♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.

♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.



♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.

♪ You're the perfect chord.

♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.

♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.

♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"

♪ And we'll keep rockin'.

♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.

♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.

♪ I own this dream.

♪ 'Cause I got you with me.

♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.

♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.

Oh hey, guys.
Welcome to the set.

- Hey, Jett.
- Good to see you.

Wow. The set looks so much bigger than
when I watch the show on my phone.

It's the spinning chairs. Oh, I
wish I could take one in my house.

You can't just walk on a set and take
stuff that doesn't belong to you.

Check out this cool
jacket I found backstage.

- That's mine.
- Oh.

Well, you should really
put your name on things.

I did.

Hmm.

Hey, Jett, can we check out
the spinning chairs now?

Oh, we don't let anybody sit
in those until showtime.

The spinning mechanisms
are really delicate.

Woo! Whee!

Get out of that chair!

Woo. I love being dizzy.

Wait. No, I don't.

Dez, wait up. We're gonna go
make a team Austin & Ally sign.

Oh, that's sweet. You
want to support us.

No. The people who make the best
signs always get put on camera.

I want to be on TV.

So do you guys want a tour or
should I just see you on camera?

- Actually, a tour would be...
- Great. I'll see you on camera.

Sorry to bother you. But are you
Austin Dawson and Ally Moon?

Uh, sort of.

Sorry. I'm nervous. I'm Lucy,
a contestant on the show.

Well, we can't wait
to hear you sing.

I can't believe I'm
actually meeting you guys.

I don't know what to do.
Somebody tell me what to do.

Lucy, relax. I understand why
you're a little nervous.

I used to get that way
before I performed.

Thanks, Ally. You're
like my hero.

Please don't think I'm weird.

No one thinks you're weird.

Okay. She's a little weird.

I liked her.

Isn't she hilarious?

That's our joke contestant.

What do you mean, joke?

Oh, we always have one contestant
that has no shot of winning,

but they make the
audience laugh and laugh.

That's terrible.

Remember last year when the kid
came and sang with his parrot,

but the coaches picked the
parrot instead of him?

I mean, that's terrible.

Welcome to America's Top Talent.

I'm Jett Deely. We're coming to you
live from Miami for Austin Moon week.

Let's go ahead and meet
our guest coaches.

First up, she says she's
a rising music producer

who will do anything
to get to the top...

Val Crawford.

He's right. I'm ruthless
and I lack integrity.

Next up, he's the editor
of Miami Music Magazine.

The caped critic himself...

Jean Paul Paul-Jean.

This is so bunny rabbit.
I feel warm, fuzzy...

And I want to jump for joy.

And finally, we
love their music.

She writes, he rocks.

Give it up for Ally
Dawson and Austin Moon!

Thanks, Jett. We're
happy to be here.

And thank you, America,
for all of your support.

You know, a lot of people don't
realize the importance...

Thank you, Ally Dawson.

Oh, you got some pretty supportive fans
in the audience. Look at that sign.

This is it. We're
gonna be on TV.

Oh, but it's not as big as that
sign for Jean Paul Paul-Jean.

Get a camera on those fans.

Of course their sign's bigger.
His name's longer.

I didn't put all this work into
our sign not to get on TV.

Uh, I did all the work.

Right. So it's all your fault.

Before we meet our contestants,

let's welcome back the winners of
last year's America's Top Talent...

Chloe and Halle!

Hey, girls. So, do you have any
advice for this year's contestants?

- To work hard.
- Follow your dreams.

And have a talented sister.

♪ You're incredible.

♪ I think you should know.

♪ Because some people tend
to change like the radio.

♪ So dependable.

♪ There to help me grow.

♪ Like a perfect
melody on the piano.

♪ When I'm wrong, you
overlook my flaws.

♪ You tell me that
I'm irreplaceable.

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh.

♪ If I'm weak, then you're strong.
You help me to move along.

♪ And I'm never
gonna let you go.

♪ Together we can make it.

♪ See it and we'll take it.

♪ Feels like being famous.

♪ We are unstoppable.

♪ When we're together.

♪ Rain or stormy weather.

♪ Calling now or never.

♪ We are unstoppable.

♪ Be unstoppable,
be unstoppable.

♪ Stronger.

♪ Be unstoppable,
be unstoppable.

♪ Wiser.

♪ Be unstoppable,
be unstoppable.

♪ I'm stronger.

♪ Be unstoppable,
be unstoppable...

Give it up for Chloe and Halle.

Now it's time to meet
our contestants.

Coaches, when you find a performer
that you want to mentor,

spin your chair in a circle.

And remember, if you
spin it, they are in it!

We gotta make sure we pick
a contestant who can win.

Oh, we're gonna win because we're
much better coaches than those fools.

You realize your mics are on?

Sorry.

You're awesome!

♪ Come on and give it
everything you can.

♪ Take a chance, make a stand.

♪ And break... break
down the walls.

She's really good.
We should pick her.

- Let's spin our chair.
- I don't know.

Too late. She's mine.

♪ You're legit, you're the boss.

♪ Even when the mic is off.

♪ Nobody rocks it,
ro-rocks it...

Okay this guy's a winner
let's spin our chair.

- Hold on.
- I choose Clayton!

He's so baby eagle.

With my nurturing, one day he
will spread his wings and soar!

Now our next contestant,
little Lucy Gluckman.

Lucy Gluckman.

I was in the bathroom.

Sorry. You didn't
need to know that.

Okay. I guess I'll sing now.

♪ I'm standing at a crossroads.

♪ Don't know where to go.

♪ Feeling so exposed...

Well, we know who's
not getting picked.

We choose Lucy!

Seriously?

Seriously?

Seriously?

Seriously?

Seriously?

What are you guys doing?

These big balloons are
guaranteed to get us on TV.

We're gonna write Austin
& Ally rock on them.

Huh.

Oh, not again!

I don't even know why
we're doing this.

Do we really want to be seen
supporting that awkward weird girl?

- Hey.
- I wasn't talking about you.

I was talking about the
other awkward weird girl.

Double hey.

He's right. We should
have never picked Lucy.

- She's just there as a joke.
- Lucy is not a joke.

She has a good voice and with our
coaching, I think she can win.

Austin, you saw the
potential in me.

And I see the potential in her.

Okay, Ally. Maybe you're right.

I mean, you turned out pretty
great, and you were a real mess.

Triple hey.

Whatever.

You're on board, and the Lucy
train's leaving the station.

Chugga chugga chugga chugga...
whoo whoo!

Welcome back to
America's Top Talent.

Tonight we see our final
performances and we pick our winner.

But before we do that, let's see how our
coaches got their contestants ready.

The most important part
about a Coach-performer

relationship is mutual respect.

It's more of a partnership
than a one-way street.

Should I do some vocal warm-ups?

Do you not see me
talking to this camera?

Where was I?

Oh yes, respect for
the performer.

Clayton, to win, you must
make the camera love you.

Watch.

Hello, camera.

- I am Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
- You look beautiful.

Did you get a haircut? Mmm.

Are you busy this Friday night?

We think Lucy's really talented.

She just needs to be
more sure of herself.

Oh, I'm very sure of myself.

Aren't I?

The first thing we worked
on was her dancing.

She really needed a pro to show
her how to dance with some style.

Which is why I stepped
in as soon as possible.

Then we worked on her volume.

She's kind of shy.

♪ It's like I'm
balanced on the edge.

♪ Looks like I'm
hanging by a thread.

So we brought in some specialists to
train her in the nicest way possible.

- ♪ It's like I'm hanging...
- Come on, Lucy! Let's hear it.

- I can't hear you! What?! What?!
- Keep going! All the way.

- Louder. Project.
- Still can't hear you.

♪ Don't look down. Down down...

Come on, Lucy.

We noticed she had some trouble
looking up when she sings.

We tried everything.

Finally, I had no choice.

Ally put my head in a dog cone.

Then we had a discussion
about what song to sing.

You're singing don't look down.
End of discussion.

I just don't think it's right for me.
I'd rather sing the song who I am.

Don't look down is the song I sang the
first time I felt confident on stage.

It worked for me,
it'll work for you.

Uh... don't you think we should let
her sing what she's comfortable with?

She doesn't know what
she's comfortable with.

I do.

And I'm gonna do everything I can to
make her comfortable with who she is.

Now let's go change
her entire look!

I think Lucy's right
where we want her to be.

Yeah, she's gonna
blow you guys away.

That's what you wanted
me to say, right?

Good stuff. Now let's
meet our contestants.

Quick, hold up the balloon.

Hey, would you look at those balloons? How
clever, get some cameras on these fans.

Oh, this is it.
He's coming to us.

How's my hair?

Oh, there goes their balloon.

And their chance to
be on television.

But hey, those Jean Paul fans
have really outdone themselves.

Now let's meet Jean
Paul's protege.

You knew him as Clayton Vanderbilt,
but now you know him as...

Clayton Vanderbilt
Vanderbilt-Clayton.

He is so African elephant.

He's big, loud and he'll
trample the competition.

Oh, he also likes peanuts.

Next, let's meet
Val's contestant.

You knew her as Agnes Roach,
now you know her as Fiona Fox.

Lock up your chicken coop, because Fiona Fox
is gonna bust in and eat you for lunch!

Disturbing.

Ah. And now our
final contestant.

You met her as little Lucy Gluckman,
but now she's little Lucy G.

Whoa!

I was expecting Lucy Gluckman.
Not a glamorous fashion model.

So what do you think
of the new you?

Well, I liked my old self, but
Ally said I wasn't working.

She said to be successful,
I can't be myself.

That's not what I was
trying to teach her.

Well, lesson learned.

I can't believe
Lucy thinks that.

I can. You were kind of out
of control coaching her.

You made her wear a dog cone.

I was just trying to help her. You saw
her when she first came out here.

She was the joke contestant.

Oh!

You think I'm a joke?

No, I...

Lucy, wait!

Lucy, I am so sorry.

I don't think you're a joke.

Then why'd you say that?

Because...

The show only put you on so
people could laugh at you.

Oh, like the funny
guy with the parrot?

Wait. Oh, man.

I'm this year's
funny parrot guy?

You were supposed to
be, but you're not.

You're special and I
have faith in you.

Then why did you change
everything about me?

Okay. Good point. Look...

I wanted to give you confidence.

But I realize now the way to do that
wasn't to make you a new person.

It was to make you believe
in who you already are.

I do believe in myself.

Wait, do I?

Lucy, go out there, have fun, and
sing whatever song you want to.

Just...

Remember to be yourself.

No matter what, I'll
be proud of you.

Aw.

You know your mic's still on.

And now, let's welcome back
to the stage little Lucy G.

Correction. It's
little Lucy Gluckman.

Woo!

This song's called who I am.

Well, I'm not sure that you know who
that is, but let's hear it anyway.

♪ Oh oh oh oh.

♪ Oh oh oh oh.

♪ Oh oh oh oh.

♪ Oh oh oh oh.

♪ Maybe I shouldn't have lied.

♪ I was in over my head.

♪ All the games that I played.

♪ Just played me instead.

♪ Please forgive me.

♪ I'm trying to forget.

♪ I was too busy fronting.

♪ How dumb can I get?

♪ Oh oh, I'm so busted.

♪ Oh oh oh, I'll
mess it up up up.

♪ Gonna tell you what what what.

♪ Gonna dance like a freak
on the pier tonight.

♪ Sing the wrong
words into the mic.

♪ Because that's just who I am.

♪ That's just who I am.

♪ I won't care if
they laugh at me.

♪ If I lose my grip on gravity.

♪ I'm doing the best I can.

♪ Because that's just who I...

♪ That's just who I am.

♪ That's just who I am.

♪ That's just who I am.

Keep it going for
little Lucy Gluckman.

Well, we've heard from
all of our contestants.

While we count up the votes, let's wrap
up Austin Moon week with a performance...

From the one, the
only Austin Moon!

♪ I got that rock and roll.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ I'll make you lose control.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Come on and dance to my flow.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Because I got what I got.

♪ Don't you know I got
that rock and roll.

♪ Ow!

♪ When I'm walking down the street. It's
like a show, I got that rock and roll.

♪ I got that rock and roll.

♪ I see them staring
at me everywhere I go.

♪ I got that rock and roll.
I got that rock and roll.

♪ It's a whole new
level of attention.

♪ Attention.

♪ Hey girls, did I mention.

♪ I got that rock and roll.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ I'll make you lose control.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Come on and dance to my flow.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Because I got what I got.

♪ Don't you know I got
that rock and roll.

♪ Ha.

♪ I got that rock and roll.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ I'll make you lose control.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Come on and dance to my flow.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Because I got what I got.

♪ Don't you know...

♪ Don't you know...

♪ I got that rock and roll.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ I'll make you lose control.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Come on and dance to my flow.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Because I got what I got.
Don't you know...

♪ I got that rock and roll.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ I'll make you lose control.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Come on and dance to my flow.

♪ Yeah yeah.

♪ Because I got what I got.
Don't you know...

♪ I got that rock and roll.

Okay. The votes are in.

This...

Is...

it.

America's...

Top talent...

Is...

Say it already!

Little Lucy Gluckman!

You did it, Ally.

No. Lucy did it.

Mm-mm! Mm-mm!

Mm-mm-mm-mm.

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

America, I demand a recount!

Yeah. She is so Cheetah.

There is no way she
got all the votes.

So she must be a Cheetah.

Face it, guys.

America got on board
the Lucy train!

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga
chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga.

Woo-whoo!

Well, that wraps up Austin
Moon week here in Miami.

Let's say goodnight
to our guest coaches,

Austin, Ally, Val, and
Jean Paul Paul-Jean.

Hey. It's Trish and Dez.

Our plan worked. We're on TV!

This is so unicorn.

Magical and unreal!

What happened to
Val and Jean Paul?

The kid on the phone said there
was a baked potato bar back here.

But I don't see one.

Hmm. This is so mosquito.

Annoying and it
stings a little bit.

Mmm.