Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 21 - Sports & Sprains - full transcript
Spirit Week at school prompts Austin to join the Varsity basketball team.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
Guess who got a job as
the Mall's Dog Walker?
Man, I love dogs.
Uh Trish, there are no
dogs on those leashes.
Is it that obvious? Do you
think my boss would notice?
Yeah, you're probably
gonna get fired.
Good. My boss is so demanding.
Show up on time, feed the
dogs, don't lose the dogs.
No one's that good
of an employee.
What up?
What up? What up?
Whoa, cool ride.
Austin got it for me.
It's got a chrome grill in the front
and a charcoal grill in the back.
Burger?
Wow, Austin, that's a really
nice gift you got Dez.
I bought gifts for everybody.
I just got my biggest check
ever from Starr Records!
How exciting.
You're really lucky to be getting
paid to do something you love.
Yeah yeah. Get to the gifts.
Trish, I got you a
kiosk in the Mall.
- You're gonna be your own boss.
- Finally, a boss that won't fire me.
Thanks, Austin.
That's so thoughtful, Austin.
I hate when people just
think about themselves.
What'd you get me?
What'd you get me?
Oh.
They're beautiful.
Are these made of crystal?
Yep! Just like Princess Crystal
Shoes wore in your favorite movie,
"Princess Crystal Shoes".
Thanks, Austin. I love them.
Oh.
Uh, I don't think you're supposed to
wear them, they're just for show.
You can barely walk in them.
But they're so pretty.
I've got the same ones
but in high-tops.
I also got us season
tickets to The Heat games.
I'm gonna be rocking these
platinum shades court side.
What up, D. Wade?
Austin, I love the gifts.
But as your manager, I think spending money
on things you don't need is a bad idea.
- You should save up for a rainy day.
- I am.
Why do you think I bought
this solid gold umbrella?
Woo.
What up?
♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.
♪ You're the perfect chord.
♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.
♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.
♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪ And we'll keep rockin'.
♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
♪ I own this dream.
♪ 'Cause I got you with me.
♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Thanks for carrying me, Austin.
I wouldn't have to if you'd
just take off those shoes.
But they're so pretty.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming
to the grand opening of Curl's Day Off...
Miami's number one hair
straightening kiosk.
Woo.
Ooh, I like it.
It's a before and after
product demonstration.
Actually it just took so long to straighten
this side I just gave up on the other.
I'm pleased to announce that we
are officially open for business.
And I'm also pleased
to announce that we're
officially closed for
the rest of the day.
Trish, this is
your new business.
I thought you would
take it more seriously.
I am taking it seriously.
And I seriously want the
rest of the day off.
Did I miss...
The grand opening?
Yep. And the grand closing.
- Aw.
- What happened to your cart?
I don't know. For some
reason it ran out of power.
Yogurt?
Don't you think running the yogurt machine,
grill, and fridge all at the same time
might be the problem?
Oh, right. I forgot
you're the car expert.
Man, I love this thing.
It makes my life so much easier.
I'd better get back to work.
Austin?
Woo.
Seriously, we gotta
take those shoes back.
Aw, that's so sad.
Why is it sad? He's playing
guitar at the beach.
Seems pretty happy to me.
No, I was talking about that
old lady who just stole
money from his guitar case
when he wasn't looking.
- We should go after her.
- I can't chase her with you on my back.
Why don't you take
off your shoes?
Eh, she probably
needs the money.
I'm gonna give that poor guy some money.
He's really good.
Thanks, man.
♪ Rock and roll!
Wait a minute.
I know that ♪"rock and roll!"
Oh, you're Jackson Lowe!
Yeah, last time I checked.
You were my favorite rock
star when I was little.
Thanks, kid, but keep it down.
I don't want to...
Hey, Ally! It's Jackson Lowe!
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Hi, I'm Ally.
It's nice to meet you.
That's how you greet a
legendary rock star?
Uh, sorry.
It's very nice to meet you.
Hey, we're gonna go grab some lunch.
Can we buy you some pizza?
Sure, as long as there's
mushrooms and...
♪ Pepperoni, yeah!
♪ Pepperoni, yeah!
- Dez, what are you doing?
- Charging my cart.
You might want to take some
of the appliances off it.
You're draining all
of the electricity.
But I want the
coolest cart ever.
Vehicles and clothes are a reflection
of people's personalities.
For example, your clothes
are all loud and obnoxious.
- And you're all...
- I'm all what?
You're all adorable.
Boop.
Shouldn't you be working?
That's one of the many perks
of being your own boss.
You don't feel like
working, you don't have to.
Ah. But if you're never open,
you'll never make any money.
You're right, Dez.
- I know what I have to do.
- Go back to work?
No. I'm gonna hire someone
to go to work for me.
Oh!
Hey, guys.
- No way, is that...?
- Yep.
- Pizza?
- No.
Look who it is!
It's Jackson Lowe!
Austin, please. I would know
if that was Jackson Lowe.
I was one of his biggest fans.
I had his posters, all his albums, I
can even do his signature scream.
♪ Rock and roll!
♪ Rock and roll!
- Austin, it's Jackson Lowe!
- I know!
♪ Rock and roll!
So, Jackson, what
happened to your band?
It's kind of hard to
talk about it right now.
- I didn't mean to upset you.
- No no, this cheese is hot.
♪ I just burnt my tongue!
I'll get you a cold drink.
Hey, I'd love to chat with you kids for a
while, but I gotta make like a tree and...
What's that other thing
on a tree called?
- A leaf.
- No no. The other thing.
That's all in the cocoon and when it
comes out it's all colorful and pretty?
A butterfly?
Butterfly. I gotta make
like a tree and butterfly.
Don't you mean "make
like a tree and leave"?
Hey, who's leaving?
You or me, huh?
♪ Rock and roll!
- Where you going?
- Um, rehearsal.
I've got a huge gig tonight
at the Orange Arena...
Sun Dome Center...
Stadium Plaza dome.
I've never heard of the Sun
Dome Arena Plaza place,
but I'd love to see you perform.
Oh yeah, it's just that it's...
it's sold out.
Look, I gotta go.
- There's no gig is there?
- No, there isn't.
- Happy?
- No.
Why would that make me happy?
You're my hero.
You were one of the
greatest rock stars ever.
You had money, fame, everything.
What happened?
I had a meltdown at
my concert in Denver.
I never performed again.
I lost everything that night.
Hey, guys, can I talk
to you for a second?
Trish, you were right.
I have a better way to spend my
money than on stuff we don't need.
Well, I'm glad you're coming around.
But I am not giving up my kiosk.
I want to help get Jackson's
career going again.
He's meant so much to me.
I want to get him back to
his old legendary self.
That's a great idea. We can all
help get him back on his feet.
Jackson, great news.
I'm gonna help you
become famous again.
Again?
I'm still famous.
Hey, everybody, look at me!
♪ I'm Jackson Lowe!
When do we get started?
Hey, Jackson.
Ow.
Operation "make you famous
again" is right on track.
Our manager's putting together
Austin's next concert,
and you're gonna
perform with him.
It'll be your big
comeback concert.
I'm gonna write you
guys a new song.
And I'm gonna help you
get your swagger back.
We got you some new
clothes to perform in.
What's wrong with
what I'm wearing?
If you don't know, nothing we
say will make a difference.
What up?
What up? What up?
Does someone need a ride?
Oh yeah.
Me too. These Crystal
Shoes are killing me.
I'm just gonna give my feet a
little break for the ride.
Bah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Sorry.
Limo's for legends only.
Oh! Aah!
Thank you, Dez.
That's horrible.
I know.
So why do you want
to work at my cart?
My biggest strength,
good question.
I didn't ask you that.
I have to say it's that I'm
a really good listener.
My biggest weakness?
I didn't ask you that either.
That's good. Because
I don't have one.
Look, I'm planning a big concert, so I'm
not gonna have time to babysit you.
I've only got one
important question.
What is your name?
- Bonnie.
- You're hired.
I think these fit us
better when we were nine.
What?
I just bought this yesterday.
All right, Jackson.
Let's see how you look.
♪ You got me thinking like I
never thought I'd think again.
♪ You got me feeling like I never
thought I'd feel again, so here we go.
♪ So here we go-oh-whoa.
♪ You got me rocking like I
never thought I'd rock again.
♪ You got me rolling like I never
thought I'd roll again, so here we go.
♪ So here we go-oh-whoa.
♪ One more time.
♪ One more time.
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
♪ One more time.
♪ One more time.
♪ I'm gonna show that you
never ever really know.
♪ If you want me, come get me.
♪ And I think I know you will...
Good news. I booked a club
for Austin's concert.
And I spread the word that
Jackson's performing with him.
That's great.
Wait, how were you able to do
all of that and run your kiosk?
I hired my first employee.
I love being a boss.
You never have to work.
- How's the new song coming?
- I'm almost done.
The store's been empty except for that
girl over there reading the magazines.
Bonnie?!
- Oh, hey, Trish.
- What are you doing here?
Mm, I'm on my break.
Break? You just
started an hour ago.
Hmm, remind you of anybody?
What kind of employee
pulls this kind of stunt?
I can think of one.
You're gonna work extra late
tonight to make up for lost time.
Oh, I can't.
I was gonna watch TV tonight.
Get back to work.
Oh! Fine.
Can you believe that girl?
Guess who she reminds me of?
Ally, I'm not a mind reader.
Who?
Wow. Look at all these
people here to see Jackson.
His fans still love him.
They're gonna love him even more after
you guys sing the song I wrote.
It rocks.
♪ Rock and roll!
Nice scream, Ally.
Guys, we got a huge problem.
Jackson just left.
What are we gonna do? The
show's about to start.
He walked out on us?
After all that time and
money we spent on him.
I can't believe that jerk.
Jackson Lowe is a legend.
You do not call him a jerk!
- He stole your cart.
- That jerk!
Jackson, what happened?
Sorry, kid. I haven't
performed onstage in years.
What if I forget the words, or I can't
hit the high notes, or even worse...
I split these new leather pants. I
paid good money for these things.
- I bought them for you.
- Oh yeah, thanks.
You've got nothing
to worry about.
Let me tell you something.
I had a great year.
I had a hit record, I played Times
Square in front of a million people...
Way to rub it in, man.
No. That's not why I'm
telling you all this.
None of that would have
been possible without you.
You've always been my
biggest inspiration.
Do you want to hear a secret?
You still sleep
with a night-light.
- How do you know that?
- My limo driver talks a lot.
I use a night-light
to read in bed.
Not because I'm afraid
of pillow monsters.
Nobody mentioned
pillow monsters.
Neither did I.
Anyway, my secret is that...
If I'm feeling a lot of
pressure before a big show,
I go on stage and I
pretend I'm you.
You're the coolest
performer I know.
The guy that can do anything.
Wow.
That means a lot, kid.
And I hear what you're saying.
You want me to go on stage pretending
to be you pretending to be me.
Or you could just
pretend to be yourself?
I like my way. Let's do this.
Oh, there you are!
I was so worried about you.
I can't believe you
stole my ride.
Hey, man.
♪ It's rock and roll!
Yeah, can't argue with that.
Why'd you tell him I sleep
with a night-light?
♪ Hey, man, it's rock and roll!
♪ It's rock and roll!
Man.
♪ Rock and roll!
Austin and Jackson
better get here soon.
Yeah, I'm not giving
anyone their money back.
This is ridiculous.
I know. These people
are getting restless.
No. Bonnie's here.
She's supposed to be working.
She's the worst.
She's rude, she takes long breaks,
she's never on time, she...
Is just like me.
Really? I never noticed.
- Hey, Trish.
- What are you doing here?
Oh, I came to see the concert.
You called in sick.
Oh yeah.
I came to see the concert.
That's it. You're fired.
I knew you didn't like me.
No, I do.
But we're just so much alike,
and I'd never hire myself.
I'm a terrible employee.
Me too!
You can't work for me.
But maybe we can go to
the movies or something?
That would be great.
Unless we're both
"working" that day.
No no.
Hey, everybody.
The moment you've all
been waiting for.
This song was written by
my partner Ally Dawson,
as a tribute to my
hero, Jackson Lowe!
♪ I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
♪ I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Because I got what I got.
♪ Don't you know I got
that rock and roll.
♪ Ow!
♪ When I'm walking down the street. It's
like a show I got that rock and roll.
♪ I got that rock and roll.
♪ I see them staring
at me everywhere I go.
♪ I got that rock and roll.
♪ I got that rock and roll.
♪ It's a whole new
level of attention.
♪ Attention.
♪ Hey, girl, did I mention?
♪ I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
♪ I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Because I got what I got. Don't
you know I got that rock and roll.
Jackson Lowe, everybody!
♪ I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
♪ I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Because I got what I got. Don't
you know I got that rock and roll.
♪ Ha...
Hey, is that a camera?!
No pictures!
No pictures!
You want to take a picture
of something, tough guy?!
You want to take a
picture of something?!
Take a picture of that!
I said no pictures!
I told you, no pictures!
No pictures!
I really wanted to help him
get back to his old self.
Mission accomplished.
Hey, kid, what can I say?
I know, I know.
It's rock and roll.
Yeah, it is!
♪ Rock and roll!
Sorry, but this is why
I left the music biz.
I get so wound up on stage that even
the littlest thing sets me off.
Especially camera flashes.
What'd you do on
picture day at school?
Let's just say I got
a lot of detention.
Thanks for helping.
It means a lot.
But I'm just not meant to
be back in the spotlight.
That's good. Because you
broke all the spotlights.
What are you gonna do now?
You can't make a living playing
in the Mall for change.
Oh, I just did that for fun.
I saved most of my money from when
I was famous, and I'm loaded.
What?!
- We thought you were broke.
- Broke? No.
I've got a yacht, I've got a mansion,
I've got a solid gold umbrella.
But you said you lost everything
that night in Denver.
I did, I lost my keys, I lost my
wallet, I even lost my voice.
It was a very rough
night for me.
But you let me buy you all those
clothes, and that guitar and...
I didn't want to
disappoint you kid.
You've got a big heart.
Never change!
♪ Rock and roll!
Hey, he's stealing
your golf cart!
Again? That is so rock and roll.
Why isn't this working?
Uh, just a guess...
But maybe it's because I'm using all
your power to charge my golf cart.
Dez, go plug that
thing somewhere else!
Oh! Fine.
Dez?
Dez!
Oh, well.
Guess who got a job as
the Mall's Dog Walker?
Man, I love dogs.
Uh Trish, there are no
dogs on those leashes.
Is it that obvious? Do you
think my boss would notice?
Yeah, you're probably
gonna get fired.
Good. My boss is so demanding.
Show up on time, feed the
dogs, don't lose the dogs.
No one's that good
of an employee.
What up?
What up? What up?
Whoa, cool ride.
Austin got it for me.
It's got a chrome grill in the front
and a charcoal grill in the back.
Burger?
Wow, Austin, that's a really
nice gift you got Dez.
I bought gifts for everybody.
I just got my biggest check
ever from Starr Records!
How exciting.
You're really lucky to be getting
paid to do something you love.
Yeah yeah. Get to the gifts.
Trish, I got you a
kiosk in the Mall.
- You're gonna be your own boss.
- Finally, a boss that won't fire me.
Thanks, Austin.
That's so thoughtful, Austin.
I hate when people just
think about themselves.
What'd you get me?
What'd you get me?
Oh.
They're beautiful.
Are these made of crystal?
Yep! Just like Princess Crystal
Shoes wore in your favorite movie,
"Princess Crystal Shoes".
Thanks, Austin. I love them.
Oh.
Uh, I don't think you're supposed to
wear them, they're just for show.
You can barely walk in them.
But they're so pretty.
I've got the same ones
but in high-tops.
I also got us season
tickets to The Heat games.
I'm gonna be rocking these
platinum shades court side.
What up, D. Wade?
Austin, I love the gifts.
But as your manager, I think spending money
on things you don't need is a bad idea.
- You should save up for a rainy day.
- I am.
Why do you think I bought
this solid gold umbrella?
Woo.
What up?
♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.
♪ You're the perfect chord.
♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.
♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.
♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪ And we'll keep rockin'.
♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
♪ I own this dream.
♪ 'Cause I got you with me.
♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Thanks for carrying me, Austin.
I wouldn't have to if you'd
just take off those shoes.
But they're so pretty.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming
to the grand opening of Curl's Day Off...
Miami's number one hair
straightening kiosk.
Woo.
Ooh, I like it.
It's a before and after
product demonstration.
Actually it just took so long to straighten
this side I just gave up on the other.
I'm pleased to announce that we
are officially open for business.
And I'm also pleased
to announce that we're
officially closed for
the rest of the day.
Trish, this is
your new business.
I thought you would
take it more seriously.
I am taking it seriously.
And I seriously want the
rest of the day off.
Did I miss...
The grand opening?
Yep. And the grand closing.
- Aw.
- What happened to your cart?
I don't know. For some
reason it ran out of power.
Yogurt?
Don't you think running the yogurt machine,
grill, and fridge all at the same time
might be the problem?
Oh, right. I forgot
you're the car expert.
Man, I love this thing.
It makes my life so much easier.
I'd better get back to work.
Austin?
Woo.
Seriously, we gotta
take those shoes back.
Aw, that's so sad.
Why is it sad? He's playing
guitar at the beach.
Seems pretty happy to me.
No, I was talking about that
old lady who just stole
money from his guitar case
when he wasn't looking.
- We should go after her.
- I can't chase her with you on my back.
Why don't you take
off your shoes?
Eh, she probably
needs the money.
I'm gonna give that poor guy some money.
He's really good.
Thanks, man.
♪ Rock and roll!
Wait a minute.
I know that ♪"rock and roll!"
Oh, you're Jackson Lowe!
Yeah, last time I checked.
You were my favorite rock
star when I was little.
Thanks, kid, but keep it down.
I don't want to...
Hey, Ally! It's Jackson Lowe!
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Hi, I'm Ally.
It's nice to meet you.
That's how you greet a
legendary rock star?
Uh, sorry.
It's very nice to meet you.
Hey, we're gonna go grab some lunch.
Can we buy you some pizza?
Sure, as long as there's
mushrooms and...
♪ Pepperoni, yeah!
♪ Pepperoni, yeah!
- Dez, what are you doing?
- Charging my cart.
You might want to take some
of the appliances off it.
You're draining all
of the electricity.
But I want the
coolest cart ever.
Vehicles and clothes are a reflection
of people's personalities.
For example, your clothes
are all loud and obnoxious.
- And you're all...
- I'm all what?
You're all adorable.
Boop.
Shouldn't you be working?
That's one of the many perks
of being your own boss.
You don't feel like
working, you don't have to.
Ah. But if you're never open,
you'll never make any money.
You're right, Dez.
- I know what I have to do.
- Go back to work?
No. I'm gonna hire someone
to go to work for me.
Oh!
Hey, guys.
- No way, is that...?
- Yep.
- Pizza?
- No.
Look who it is!
It's Jackson Lowe!
Austin, please. I would know
if that was Jackson Lowe.
I was one of his biggest fans.
I had his posters, all his albums, I
can even do his signature scream.
♪ Rock and roll!
♪ Rock and roll!
- Austin, it's Jackson Lowe!
- I know!
♪ Rock and roll!
So, Jackson, what
happened to your band?
It's kind of hard to
talk about it right now.
- I didn't mean to upset you.
- No no, this cheese is hot.
♪ I just burnt my tongue!
I'll get you a cold drink.
Hey, I'd love to chat with you kids for a
while, but I gotta make like a tree and...
What's that other thing
on a tree called?
- A leaf.
- No no. The other thing.
That's all in the cocoon and when it
comes out it's all colorful and pretty?
A butterfly?
Butterfly. I gotta make
like a tree and butterfly.
Don't you mean "make
like a tree and leave"?
Hey, who's leaving?
You or me, huh?
♪ Rock and roll!
- Where you going?
- Um, rehearsal.
I've got a huge gig tonight
at the Orange Arena...
Sun Dome Center...
Stadium Plaza dome.
I've never heard of the Sun
Dome Arena Plaza place,
but I'd love to see you perform.
Oh yeah, it's just that it's...
it's sold out.
Look, I gotta go.
- There's no gig is there?
- No, there isn't.
- Happy?
- No.
Why would that make me happy?
You're my hero.
You were one of the
greatest rock stars ever.
You had money, fame, everything.
What happened?
I had a meltdown at
my concert in Denver.
I never performed again.
I lost everything that night.
Hey, guys, can I talk
to you for a second?
Trish, you were right.
I have a better way to spend my
money than on stuff we don't need.
Well, I'm glad you're coming around.
But I am not giving up my kiosk.
I want to help get Jackson's
career going again.
He's meant so much to me.
I want to get him back to
his old legendary self.
That's a great idea. We can all
help get him back on his feet.
Jackson, great news.
I'm gonna help you
become famous again.
Again?
I'm still famous.
Hey, everybody, look at me!
♪ I'm Jackson Lowe!
When do we get started?
Hey, Jackson.
Ow.
Operation "make you famous
again" is right on track.
Our manager's putting together
Austin's next concert,
and you're gonna
perform with him.
It'll be your big
comeback concert.
I'm gonna write you
guys a new song.
And I'm gonna help you
get your swagger back.
We got you some new
clothes to perform in.
What's wrong with
what I'm wearing?
If you don't know, nothing we
say will make a difference.
What up?
What up? What up?
Does someone need a ride?
Oh yeah.
Me too. These Crystal
Shoes are killing me.
I'm just gonna give my feet a
little break for the ride.
Bah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Sorry.
Limo's for legends only.
Oh! Aah!
Thank you, Dez.
That's horrible.
I know.
So why do you want
to work at my cart?
My biggest strength,
good question.
I didn't ask you that.
I have to say it's that I'm
a really good listener.
My biggest weakness?
I didn't ask you that either.
That's good. Because
I don't have one.
Look, I'm planning a big concert, so I'm
not gonna have time to babysit you.
I've only got one
important question.
What is your name?
- Bonnie.
- You're hired.
I think these fit us
better when we were nine.
What?
I just bought this yesterday.
All right, Jackson.
Let's see how you look.
♪ You got me thinking like I
never thought I'd think again.
♪ You got me feeling like I never
thought I'd feel again, so here we go.
♪ So here we go-oh-whoa.
♪ You got me rocking like I
never thought I'd rock again.
♪ You got me rolling like I never
thought I'd roll again, so here we go.
♪ So here we go-oh-whoa.
♪ One more time.
♪ One more time.
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
♪ One more time.
♪ One more time.
♪ I'm gonna show that you
never ever really know.
♪ If you want me, come get me.
♪ And I think I know you will...
Good news. I booked a club
for Austin's concert.
And I spread the word that
Jackson's performing with him.
That's great.
Wait, how were you able to do
all of that and run your kiosk?
I hired my first employee.
I love being a boss.
You never have to work.
- How's the new song coming?
- I'm almost done.
The store's been empty except for that
girl over there reading the magazines.
Bonnie?!
- Oh, hey, Trish.
- What are you doing here?
Mm, I'm on my break.
Break? You just
started an hour ago.
Hmm, remind you of anybody?
What kind of employee
pulls this kind of stunt?
I can think of one.
You're gonna work extra late
tonight to make up for lost time.
Oh, I can't.
I was gonna watch TV tonight.
Get back to work.
Oh! Fine.
Can you believe that girl?
Guess who she reminds me of?
Ally, I'm not a mind reader.
Who?
Wow. Look at all these
people here to see Jackson.
His fans still love him.
They're gonna love him even more after
you guys sing the song I wrote.
It rocks.
♪ Rock and roll!
Nice scream, Ally.
Guys, we got a huge problem.
Jackson just left.
What are we gonna do? The
show's about to start.
He walked out on us?
After all that time and
money we spent on him.
I can't believe that jerk.
Jackson Lowe is a legend.
You do not call him a jerk!
- He stole your cart.
- That jerk!
Jackson, what happened?
Sorry, kid. I haven't
performed onstage in years.
What if I forget the words, or I can't
hit the high notes, or even worse...
I split these new leather pants. I
paid good money for these things.
- I bought them for you.
- Oh yeah, thanks.
You've got nothing
to worry about.
Let me tell you something.
I had a great year.
I had a hit record, I played Times
Square in front of a million people...
Way to rub it in, man.
No. That's not why I'm
telling you all this.
None of that would have
been possible without you.
You've always been my
biggest inspiration.
Do you want to hear a secret?
You still sleep
with a night-light.
- How do you know that?
- My limo driver talks a lot.
I use a night-light
to read in bed.
Not because I'm afraid
of pillow monsters.
Nobody mentioned
pillow monsters.
Neither did I.
Anyway, my secret is that...
If I'm feeling a lot of
pressure before a big show,
I go on stage and I
pretend I'm you.
You're the coolest
performer I know.
The guy that can do anything.
Wow.
That means a lot, kid.
And I hear what you're saying.
You want me to go on stage pretending
to be you pretending to be me.
Or you could just
pretend to be yourself?
I like my way. Let's do this.
Oh, there you are!
I was so worried about you.
I can't believe you
stole my ride.
Hey, man.
♪ It's rock and roll!
Yeah, can't argue with that.
Why'd you tell him I sleep
with a night-light?
♪ Hey, man, it's rock and roll!
♪ It's rock and roll!
Man.
♪ Rock and roll!
Austin and Jackson
better get here soon.
Yeah, I'm not giving
anyone their money back.
This is ridiculous.
I know. These people
are getting restless.
No. Bonnie's here.
She's supposed to be working.
She's the worst.
She's rude, she takes long breaks,
she's never on time, she...
Is just like me.
Really? I never noticed.
- Hey, Trish.
- What are you doing here?
Oh, I came to see the concert.
You called in sick.
Oh yeah.
I came to see the concert.
That's it. You're fired.
I knew you didn't like me.
No, I do.
But we're just so much alike,
and I'd never hire myself.
I'm a terrible employee.
Me too!
You can't work for me.
But maybe we can go to
the movies or something?
That would be great.
Unless we're both
"working" that day.
No no.
Hey, everybody.
The moment you've all
been waiting for.
This song was written by
my partner Ally Dawson,
as a tribute to my
hero, Jackson Lowe!
♪ I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
♪ I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Because I got what I got.
♪ Don't you know I got
that rock and roll.
♪ Ow!
♪ When I'm walking down the street. It's
like a show I got that rock and roll.
♪ I got that rock and roll.
♪ I see them staring
at me everywhere I go.
♪ I got that rock and roll.
♪ I got that rock and roll.
♪ It's a whole new
level of attention.
♪ Attention.
♪ Hey, girl, did I mention?
♪ I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
♪ I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Because I got what I got. Don't
you know I got that rock and roll.
Jackson Lowe, everybody!
♪ I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
♪ I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
♪ Because I got what I got. Don't
you know I got that rock and roll.
♪ Ha...
Hey, is that a camera?!
No pictures!
No pictures!
You want to take a picture
of something, tough guy?!
You want to take a
picture of something?!
Take a picture of that!
I said no pictures!
I told you, no pictures!
No pictures!
I really wanted to help him
get back to his old self.
Mission accomplished.
Hey, kid, what can I say?
I know, I know.
It's rock and roll.
Yeah, it is!
♪ Rock and roll!
Sorry, but this is why
I left the music biz.
I get so wound up on stage that even
the littlest thing sets me off.
Especially camera flashes.
What'd you do on
picture day at school?
Let's just say I got
a lot of detention.
Thanks for helping.
It means a lot.
But I'm just not meant to
be back in the spotlight.
That's good. Because you
broke all the spotlights.
What are you gonna do now?
You can't make a living playing
in the Mall for change.
Oh, I just did that for fun.
I saved most of my money from when
I was famous, and I'm loaded.
What?!
- We thought you were broke.
- Broke? No.
I've got a yacht, I've got a mansion,
I've got a solid gold umbrella.
But you said you lost everything
that night in Denver.
I did, I lost my keys, I lost my
wallet, I even lost my voice.
It was a very rough
night for me.
But you let me buy you all those
clothes, and that guitar and...
I didn't want to
disappoint you kid.
You've got a big heart.
Never change!
♪ Rock and roll!
Hey, he's stealing
your golf cart!
Again? That is so rock and roll.
Why isn't this working?
Uh, just a guess...
But maybe it's because I'm using all
your power to charge my golf cart.
Dez, go plug that
thing somewhere else!
Oh! Fine.
Dez?
Dez!
Oh, well.