Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 2, Episode 19 - Tunes & Trials - full transcript
Unable to buy a new song from Ally, former Stray Kitties manager Val Crawford sues Austin and his team over his latest hit.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
Hey, Nelson. How's the
school election going?
Great. Whoever gets the most
coats becomes President.
It's votes, Nelson, not coats.
Whoever get's the most
votes becomes President.
Aw, nartz!
Do you know how hot it is wearing
this many coats in Miami?
That's school's in trouble
if that kid wins.
You guys want to come to the Miami
Invention Convention with us?
Dez's dad has a booth.
He's unveiling his latest invention.
It's a shirt made out of napkins.
He calls it the Shirtnap.
Wow. Those shirts are
really made out of napkins?
Yep. And the best part
no matter where you are,
you'll always have something
to wipe your mouth on.
So you just walk around with
stains on your shirt all day?
No, that's what the
Tiekin is for.
Austin Moon, I have great news.
Hey, Jimmy, what's up?
You've been invited to perform at the
World Music Festival this weekend.
What?!
That's huge! If you're a hit, you'll be
a household name all over the world.
I want you guys to write a
new song for the festival.
Maybe if you sell enough copies you
could afford to buy a clean shirt.
Catch you later.
- We still on for rock climbing?
- Never were.
Man, I love that guy.
♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.
♪ You're the perfect chord.
♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.
♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.
♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪ And we'll keep rockin'.
♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
♪ I own this dream.
♪ 'Cause I got you with me.
♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Okay, Dez, I'll meet
you at the convention.
I just need to talk to Ally.
Yeah.
Pens, paper, water,
fruit and pickles...
We're all set.
You prepping for a hurricane?
A hurricane called inspiration.
It may be tough.
It may be painful,
but we're gonna stay in this room
until we write the best song ever.
Did you just lock the door?
I have a million ideas.
Great, I love them all.
I haven't even said
what it is yet.
But you sound really confident, so why
don't you go ahead and write the song
and I'll go to the
Invention Convention.
I'll help you finish
it when I get back.
Oh, yeah. That seems fair.
You go to the
convention and have fun
and I'll stay here and do
all the work by myself.
I'm glad you understand. Thanks, Ally.
You're the best.
It's called sarcasm.
Call the song whatever you want.
I trust you.
Guess who hates her new
job at Rico's Tacos.
I have to pass out
menus, refill salsas,
wait tables, wash
dishes, serve food!
I'm exhausted!
I thought you didn't
start until tonight.
I don't. But just thinking
about it is wearing me out.
Greetings from the
world of tomorrow!
Uh, Dez, what are those?
These are 4-D glasses.
They allow me to taste
whatever I'm looking at.
Hmm. This piano is an oaky
flavor with a taste of...
Pickles.
Dez, those glasses make you look
more ridiculous than usual.
Someone's bitter.
And a little minty.
That convention had
so many cool things.
Here, Ally, I got you something.
The Tune-Pro 3000?
This is the future of music.
You plug in a few notes
hit a few buttons and...
This music tastes great!
This will cut our
songwriting time in half.
I don't feel comfortable using
a machine to write songs.
You can't take shortcuts
to creativity.
Yes, you can. I just did.
Look, I appreciate
the gift, Austin,
but I think we're better off writing
the song the old-fashioned way.
But!
But but but but but the Tune-Pro
3000 is gonna save us so much time.
After I put it back together.
Ah, good as new.
Sounds good to me.
Oh, I'll show Ally.
When she hears my awesome new song with the
Tune-Pro, she's gonna be totally shocked.
Whoa.
Must have fallen asleep.
Oh, no!
I was supposed to help
Ally write our song.
Huh?
Whoa.
What happened to Sonic Boom?
Dez, what's going on?
Oh, just trying out
these new 8-D glasses.
They allow me to feel the
emotion of what I look at.
Aw! This chair's so sad.
Don't worry, buddy, someone
will sit on you soon.
8-D glasses? What
happened to 4-D glasses?
Austin, it's the year 2345.
Nobody's used 4-D glasses
in, like, 300 years.
2345?!
I must have slept
longer than I thought.
See, chair? I told you.
This is gonna sound crazy but,
a minute ago it was 2013, and now
you're telling me it's 2345?
No, Austin. It doesn't sound crazy
that you took a 300-year nap.
The last thing I remember is
getting zapped by that Tune-Pro.
- Maybe it's messing with my head!
- Hmm, could be.
Remember when I got
zapped by my hamster-bot
and only spoke
martian for a month?
That was gallifrax!
Oh, yeah. So gallifrax.
So everything here
always looks this...
Plain?
Ever since we won the great plaid wars,
one color makes life so much easier.
Could you imagine me wearing
a bunch of crazy colors? Ha!
So, what happened to
all the instruments?
The guitars, drums, pianos?
Oh, you mean those things
in the museum display?
No one knows how they work.
How did people write music
before the Tune-Pro 21 million?
The Tune-Pro 21 million?!
Aw, I knew it would catch on!
This thing started
the revolution.
After the Tune-Pro came the
Scribble-Pro to do your homework,
then the Chore-Pro to make your bed and the
Strength-Pro to do your workout for you.
Whoa!
I'll work out the rest
of my body later.
We have to study for our
inter-galactic history test.
- Hmm.
- Here, put on your Thought-Pro.
Martians were given the
right to vote in 2318.
Man! With these things I'll never
have to read another book.
The future's awesome!
Hey, guys.
Boop!
Hey, Austin.
Don't forget, we still have to finish our
song for the Galactic Music Festival.
Your song is gonna be beamed
all across the galaxy.
Well, we better get
working on the song now.
Nah, we'll write it after
we meet Trish for lunch.
We've got plenty of time. The
concert's not until tomorrow.
You're right. There's no rush.
We've got the Tune-Pro.
The best shortcut to creativity.
Boop!
Boop!
- Boop.
- Boop.
Whoa!
Here's your toaster
and bionic heart.
Thank you for shopping
at Future Mart.
Where our motto is... we sell everything
except the Tune-Pro 21 million.
Wish we we did sell it, the
motto would be shorter.
Hey, Trish. Can I get a turkey
sandwich on white bread,
a vanilla milkshake and an egg-white
omelet with a side of fettuccini in...
White sauce.
Do you know how
much work that is?
This is the hardest
job I've ever had.
Thank you.
Ooh, can I get some pancakes...
Sorry, I'm on break.
What's going on?
The President's about to speak.
Hello, Miami.
What's up, President Nelson?
Nelson's the President?
Welcome to this year's
Galactic Movie Festival.
It's a music festival?
Aw, nartz!
Do you know how long it took
me to make all this popcorn?
I hope he lets us dance today.
You may have a two-minute
dance block starting...
Now.
Yes!
Dance.
Dance.
Dance...
What is that awful sound?
That's your latest hit single.
How could anyone hear
this and not wanna dance?
♪ D-d-d-dance.
That is so gallifrax.
♪ D-d-d-dance.
We have to write a new
song for the festival.
The one we heard in the
Mall isn't even music.
It's just sounds.
That's what music's
supposed to be.
Random noise to
fill the silence.
No, it's not.
Music's supposed to
make you feel things.
It doesn't make you dance like
you have water in your ears.
It makes you dance like this.
Whoa.
What the heck was that?!
That's me showing you how I
feel when I hear real music.
Well, I guess we can try to
write something different.
Here, what do you think?
♪ Move.
♪ Move.
♪ Move.
That's the same song we
heard at Future Mart.
Austin, that one said...
- Dance dance.
- And this one says...
Move move.
They're totally different.
♪ Move.
I don't wanna use the machine
to make music anymore.
But people love the music
we make with the Tune-Pro.
Jimmy's not gonna
wanna change that.
Well, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Trust me, there's a better way to make
music than the Tune-Pro 21 million.
Jimmy, we need to talk. I
can't perform this music.
It doesn't make
me wanna do this.
Why would you wanna do that?
Look, Austin, if you don't wanna
perform this music you don't have to.
- I'll just replace you.
- Aw thanks Jimmy, I knew you'd understa...
Wait, what?
Austin, I'm gonna show
you the future of music.
The Tune-Pro made
instruments unnecessary,
and this is gonna make
performers unnecessary.
Meet the Austin-Bot.
Boom.
- What do you think of my new ring?
- That is a nice shade of white.
Oh. How did your
talk with Jimmy go?
Not good. He's replacing
me with a robot.
I saw him. He's even more
handsome than Austin.
Dez, we look exactly the same.
Sure you do.
I'm sorry, Austin.
So this Austin-Bot,
does he need a manager?
The future stinks.
The machines have ruined everything.
There's no color, there's no excitement.
It's all the same.
But that's how things
have always been.
No, they haven't.
And I'm gonna show you.
Ally, we're gonna pull an all-nighter
and write a song the old-school way.
- Grab the keyboard.
- I'm on it!
What's a keyboard?
It's this thing.
I'm gonna teach you
how to play it.
I'm gonna teach you all
how to play instruments.
Can you teach me
how to play this?
Dez, that's a ladder.
Yes. But how do you play it?
We'll get back to that.
Trish, I need some colorful
clothes for my performance.
Can you use that machine
at your job to make some?
It's against the rules.
I'll get fired!
I'm on it!
Now Dez, I need you to stop the
Austin-Bot from performing.
Use your giant arm
and crush him.
I don't know if I can do that.
What if he's stronger than me?
What if he's faster than me?
What if he's smarter than me?
Buddy, I'm not gonna
lie to you...
He's all of those things.
So this is a C chord.
And this is a D chord.
- Yeah.
- With a little practice, you...
Totally don't need my help.
Whoa!
What the heck was that?!
That was you rockin'
the keyboard.
I guess I've always
had this music in me.
I just needed you
to bring it out.
Now let's write a song. First we
have to come up with some chords.
Oh, um, like this?
That's great! Now let's
come up with some words.
I got it!
♪ Dance.
♪ Dance dance.
- ♪Dance Dan...
- It can't just be any word!
They have to come
from your heart.
What's the last powerful
emotion you experienced?
Love.
Really?
Yeah. I was sitting next to you
at the keyboard and I thought...
Man, I love this new
seat cushion I bought.
It is so comfy.
Okay, let's go with love then.
What's great about love?
Um...
It doesn't fade over time.
It's timeless?
♪ This love is never gonna fade.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
That's incredible!
Where did you learn how
to write songs that way?
A good friend taught me.
Was it Trish?
No.
Here, come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Ah! Gallifrax!
Ha, I just won again.
It's not fair. You're a robot.
You're, like, part-video game.
Dez!
You're supposed to crush him, not
let him crush your high score.
I was going to, but...
Then we started hanging out.
He's like a cooler
version of you.
Did you know he started
out as a toaster?
What up?!
Austin-Bot, you don't need to perform
for me tonight, I'm gonna do it myself.
But this is Austin-Bot's
big big break.
Burning toast is no longer
Austin-Bot's problem.
But the fans are
expecting Austin Moon.
There's only one real me.
Austin-Bot is a better version.
Oh, yeah? Can you do this?
That was pretty good.
I don't wanna have to do this.
We're gonna have a dance-off.
Dez, give me a beat.
♪ Dance dance.
♪ Dance dance.
♪ D-d-d-d-d...
♪ D-d-d-d-dance.
System error.
System error.
System... sys...
Err... err... err...
System... system... sys...
Err... err... err... err...
Error.
No!
Don't leave me! You're
my best friend!
Dez, that's the robot.
I know.
Austin-Bot.
Nope. Jimmy, it's me.
Austin Moon?
I thought you didn't
want to perform.
What on Mars is going on here?
I'm gonna show the galaxy
the future of music.
Well, it better be good.
The President is here.
Time to take the stage.
Ugh! This is so much work.
Hit it, Ally.
♪ Every day day day.
♪ Every day day day.
♪ I fall for you a
little more-ore-ore.
♪ And every night night night.
♪ I dream of you so beautiful.
♪ Oh-oh, yeah-ay.
♪ Every time we laugh,
I see the sparks fly.
♪ And every time you blush,
I feel those butterflies.
♪ Baby, how we feel will
always be in style.
♪ Forever and ever.
♪ This love is never gonna fade.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ My heart will
never ever change.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We're gonna last.
♪ We're gonna last.
♪ Our love will
always feel this way.
♪ Our love will
always feel this way.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
Austin.
- That was amazing!
- Thanks.
Guess we don't need
this Tune-Pro anymore.
No, we don't.
Austin, are you awake?
What happened?
Oh, man, I had the
craziest dream.
You were there and you were there
and you were there and you...
Never seen you
before in my life.
That's the paramedic.
He says you got a pretty nasty
shock from that stupid Tune-Pro.
- But you'll be fine.
- Great.
Ally, we gotta finish that song.
And we are not using the Tune-Pro.
But I thought you
loved that thing.
No, I hate it.
One minute you're using a machine to
write a song, and the next minute,
music's just a bunch of beeps and
boops and Nelson's President.
Maybe we should get the
paramedic back here.
- What did you dream about anyway?
- The future.
I'll tell you all about it later,
but Ally and I have to get to work.
But I have to hear
more about the future!
Do I ever get a girlfriend? How many
Best Director Awards did I win?
Does the Shirtnap ever take off?
What about the Tiekin?
Are napkins still relevant?
Come on, Dez, let's see it!
What's he doing?
He said the Invention
Convention inspired him.
To do what?
So, what do you think?
All white clothes. Pretty...
Fashion-forward, huh?
Oh, no.
Hey, check this out.
A new fan from Iceland sent a
remix of your latest song.
No. This can't be happening!
Guess what! I just got
elected President!
No!
Funny, the Principal
had the same reaction.
Hey, Nelson. How's the
school election going?
Great. Whoever gets the most
coats becomes President.
It's votes, Nelson, not coats.
Whoever get's the most
votes becomes President.
Aw, nartz!
Do you know how hot it is wearing
this many coats in Miami?
That's school's in trouble
if that kid wins.
You guys want to come to the Miami
Invention Convention with us?
Dez's dad has a booth.
He's unveiling his latest invention.
It's a shirt made out of napkins.
He calls it the Shirtnap.
Wow. Those shirts are
really made out of napkins?
Yep. And the best part
no matter where you are,
you'll always have something
to wipe your mouth on.
So you just walk around with
stains on your shirt all day?
No, that's what the
Tiekin is for.
Austin Moon, I have great news.
Hey, Jimmy, what's up?
You've been invited to perform at the
World Music Festival this weekend.
What?!
That's huge! If you're a hit, you'll be
a household name all over the world.
I want you guys to write a
new song for the festival.
Maybe if you sell enough copies you
could afford to buy a clean shirt.
Catch you later.
- We still on for rock climbing?
- Never were.
Man, I love that guy.
♪ When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
♪ 'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
♪ You're my point,
you're my guard.
♪ You're the perfect chord.
♪ And I see our names
together on every billboard.
♪ We're headed for the
top, we've got it on lock.
♪ We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪ And we'll keep rockin'.
♪ Oh, there's no way I
could make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
♪ It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
♪ With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
♪ I own this dream.
♪ 'Cause I got you with me.
♪ There's no way I could
make it without ya.
♪ Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Okay, Dez, I'll meet
you at the convention.
I just need to talk to Ally.
Yeah.
Pens, paper, water,
fruit and pickles...
We're all set.
You prepping for a hurricane?
A hurricane called inspiration.
It may be tough.
It may be painful,
but we're gonna stay in this room
until we write the best song ever.
Did you just lock the door?
I have a million ideas.
Great, I love them all.
I haven't even said
what it is yet.
But you sound really confident, so why
don't you go ahead and write the song
and I'll go to the
Invention Convention.
I'll help you finish
it when I get back.
Oh, yeah. That seems fair.
You go to the
convention and have fun
and I'll stay here and do
all the work by myself.
I'm glad you understand. Thanks, Ally.
You're the best.
It's called sarcasm.
Call the song whatever you want.
I trust you.
Guess who hates her new
job at Rico's Tacos.
I have to pass out
menus, refill salsas,
wait tables, wash
dishes, serve food!
I'm exhausted!
I thought you didn't
start until tonight.
I don't. But just thinking
about it is wearing me out.
Greetings from the
world of tomorrow!
Uh, Dez, what are those?
These are 4-D glasses.
They allow me to taste
whatever I'm looking at.
Hmm. This piano is an oaky
flavor with a taste of...
Pickles.
Dez, those glasses make you look
more ridiculous than usual.
Someone's bitter.
And a little minty.
That convention had
so many cool things.
Here, Ally, I got you something.
The Tune-Pro 3000?
This is the future of music.
You plug in a few notes
hit a few buttons and...
This music tastes great!
This will cut our
songwriting time in half.
I don't feel comfortable using
a machine to write songs.
You can't take shortcuts
to creativity.
Yes, you can. I just did.
Look, I appreciate
the gift, Austin,
but I think we're better off writing
the song the old-fashioned way.
But!
But but but but but the Tune-Pro
3000 is gonna save us so much time.
After I put it back together.
Ah, good as new.
Sounds good to me.
Oh, I'll show Ally.
When she hears my awesome new song with the
Tune-Pro, she's gonna be totally shocked.
Whoa.
Must have fallen asleep.
Oh, no!
I was supposed to help
Ally write our song.
Huh?
Whoa.
What happened to Sonic Boom?
Dez, what's going on?
Oh, just trying out
these new 8-D glasses.
They allow me to feel the
emotion of what I look at.
Aw! This chair's so sad.
Don't worry, buddy, someone
will sit on you soon.
8-D glasses? What
happened to 4-D glasses?
Austin, it's the year 2345.
Nobody's used 4-D glasses
in, like, 300 years.
2345?!
I must have slept
longer than I thought.
See, chair? I told you.
This is gonna sound crazy but,
a minute ago it was 2013, and now
you're telling me it's 2345?
No, Austin. It doesn't sound crazy
that you took a 300-year nap.
The last thing I remember is
getting zapped by that Tune-Pro.
- Maybe it's messing with my head!
- Hmm, could be.
Remember when I got
zapped by my hamster-bot
and only spoke
martian for a month?
That was gallifrax!
Oh, yeah. So gallifrax.
So everything here
always looks this...
Plain?
Ever since we won the great plaid wars,
one color makes life so much easier.
Could you imagine me wearing
a bunch of crazy colors? Ha!
So, what happened to
all the instruments?
The guitars, drums, pianos?
Oh, you mean those things
in the museum display?
No one knows how they work.
How did people write music
before the Tune-Pro 21 million?
The Tune-Pro 21 million?!
Aw, I knew it would catch on!
This thing started
the revolution.
After the Tune-Pro came the
Scribble-Pro to do your homework,
then the Chore-Pro to make your bed and the
Strength-Pro to do your workout for you.
Whoa!
I'll work out the rest
of my body later.
We have to study for our
inter-galactic history test.
- Hmm.
- Here, put on your Thought-Pro.
Martians were given the
right to vote in 2318.
Man! With these things I'll never
have to read another book.
The future's awesome!
Hey, guys.
Boop!
Hey, Austin.
Don't forget, we still have to finish our
song for the Galactic Music Festival.
Your song is gonna be beamed
all across the galaxy.
Well, we better get
working on the song now.
Nah, we'll write it after
we meet Trish for lunch.
We've got plenty of time. The
concert's not until tomorrow.
You're right. There's no rush.
We've got the Tune-Pro.
The best shortcut to creativity.
Boop!
Boop!
- Boop.
- Boop.
Whoa!
Here's your toaster
and bionic heart.
Thank you for shopping
at Future Mart.
Where our motto is... we sell everything
except the Tune-Pro 21 million.
Wish we we did sell it, the
motto would be shorter.
Hey, Trish. Can I get a turkey
sandwich on white bread,
a vanilla milkshake and an egg-white
omelet with a side of fettuccini in...
White sauce.
Do you know how
much work that is?
This is the hardest
job I've ever had.
Thank you.
Ooh, can I get some pancakes...
Sorry, I'm on break.
What's going on?
The President's about to speak.
Hello, Miami.
What's up, President Nelson?
Nelson's the President?
Welcome to this year's
Galactic Movie Festival.
It's a music festival?
Aw, nartz!
Do you know how long it took
me to make all this popcorn?
I hope he lets us dance today.
You may have a two-minute
dance block starting...
Now.
Yes!
Dance.
Dance.
Dance...
What is that awful sound?
That's your latest hit single.
How could anyone hear
this and not wanna dance?
♪ D-d-d-dance.
That is so gallifrax.
♪ D-d-d-dance.
We have to write a new
song for the festival.
The one we heard in the
Mall isn't even music.
It's just sounds.
That's what music's
supposed to be.
Random noise to
fill the silence.
No, it's not.
Music's supposed to
make you feel things.
It doesn't make you dance like
you have water in your ears.
It makes you dance like this.
Whoa.
What the heck was that?!
That's me showing you how I
feel when I hear real music.
Well, I guess we can try to
write something different.
Here, what do you think?
♪ Move.
♪ Move.
♪ Move.
That's the same song we
heard at Future Mart.
Austin, that one said...
- Dance dance.
- And this one says...
Move move.
They're totally different.
♪ Move.
I don't wanna use the machine
to make music anymore.
But people love the music
we make with the Tune-Pro.
Jimmy's not gonna
wanna change that.
Well, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Trust me, there's a better way to make
music than the Tune-Pro 21 million.
Jimmy, we need to talk. I
can't perform this music.
It doesn't make
me wanna do this.
Why would you wanna do that?
Look, Austin, if you don't wanna
perform this music you don't have to.
- I'll just replace you.
- Aw thanks Jimmy, I knew you'd understa...
Wait, what?
Austin, I'm gonna show
you the future of music.
The Tune-Pro made
instruments unnecessary,
and this is gonna make
performers unnecessary.
Meet the Austin-Bot.
Boom.
- What do you think of my new ring?
- That is a nice shade of white.
Oh. How did your
talk with Jimmy go?
Not good. He's replacing
me with a robot.
I saw him. He's even more
handsome than Austin.
Dez, we look exactly the same.
Sure you do.
I'm sorry, Austin.
So this Austin-Bot,
does he need a manager?
The future stinks.
The machines have ruined everything.
There's no color, there's no excitement.
It's all the same.
But that's how things
have always been.
No, they haven't.
And I'm gonna show you.
Ally, we're gonna pull an all-nighter
and write a song the old-school way.
- Grab the keyboard.
- I'm on it!
What's a keyboard?
It's this thing.
I'm gonna teach you
how to play it.
I'm gonna teach you all
how to play instruments.
Can you teach me
how to play this?
Dez, that's a ladder.
Yes. But how do you play it?
We'll get back to that.
Trish, I need some colorful
clothes for my performance.
Can you use that machine
at your job to make some?
It's against the rules.
I'll get fired!
I'm on it!
Now Dez, I need you to stop the
Austin-Bot from performing.
Use your giant arm
and crush him.
I don't know if I can do that.
What if he's stronger than me?
What if he's faster than me?
What if he's smarter than me?
Buddy, I'm not gonna
lie to you...
He's all of those things.
So this is a C chord.
And this is a D chord.
- Yeah.
- With a little practice, you...
Totally don't need my help.
Whoa!
What the heck was that?!
That was you rockin'
the keyboard.
I guess I've always
had this music in me.
I just needed you
to bring it out.
Now let's write a song. First we
have to come up with some chords.
Oh, um, like this?
That's great! Now let's
come up with some words.
I got it!
♪ Dance.
♪ Dance dance.
- ♪Dance Dan...
- It can't just be any word!
They have to come
from your heart.
What's the last powerful
emotion you experienced?
Love.
Really?
Yeah. I was sitting next to you
at the keyboard and I thought...
Man, I love this new
seat cushion I bought.
It is so comfy.
Okay, let's go with love then.
What's great about love?
Um...
It doesn't fade over time.
It's timeless?
♪ This love is never gonna fade.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
That's incredible!
Where did you learn how
to write songs that way?
A good friend taught me.
Was it Trish?
No.
Here, come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Ah! Gallifrax!
Ha, I just won again.
It's not fair. You're a robot.
You're, like, part-video game.
Dez!
You're supposed to crush him, not
let him crush your high score.
I was going to, but...
Then we started hanging out.
He's like a cooler
version of you.
Did you know he started
out as a toaster?
What up?!
Austin-Bot, you don't need to perform
for me tonight, I'm gonna do it myself.
But this is Austin-Bot's
big big break.
Burning toast is no longer
Austin-Bot's problem.
But the fans are
expecting Austin Moon.
There's only one real me.
Austin-Bot is a better version.
Oh, yeah? Can you do this?
That was pretty good.
I don't wanna have to do this.
We're gonna have a dance-off.
Dez, give me a beat.
♪ Dance dance.
♪ Dance dance.
♪ D-d-d-d-d...
♪ D-d-d-d-dance.
System error.
System error.
System... sys...
Err... err... err...
System... system... sys...
Err... err... err... err...
Error.
No!
Don't leave me! You're
my best friend!
Dez, that's the robot.
I know.
Austin-Bot.
Nope. Jimmy, it's me.
Austin Moon?
I thought you didn't
want to perform.
What on Mars is going on here?
I'm gonna show the galaxy
the future of music.
Well, it better be good.
The President is here.
Time to take the stage.
Ugh! This is so much work.
Hit it, Ally.
♪ Every day day day.
♪ Every day day day.
♪ I fall for you a
little more-ore-ore.
♪ And every night night night.
♪ I dream of you so beautiful.
♪ Oh-oh, yeah-ay.
♪ Every time we laugh,
I see the sparks fly.
♪ And every time you blush,
I feel those butterflies.
♪ Baby, how we feel will
always be in style.
♪ Forever and ever.
♪ This love is never gonna fade.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ My heart will
never ever change.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We're gonna last.
♪ We're gonna last.
♪ Our love will
always feel this way.
♪ Our love will
always feel this way.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
♪ We are timeless.
Austin.
- That was amazing!
- Thanks.
Guess we don't need
this Tune-Pro anymore.
No, we don't.
Austin, are you awake?
What happened?
Oh, man, I had the
craziest dream.
You were there and you were there
and you were there and you...
Never seen you
before in my life.
That's the paramedic.
He says you got a pretty nasty
shock from that stupid Tune-Pro.
- But you'll be fine.
- Great.
Ally, we gotta finish that song.
And we are not using the Tune-Pro.
But I thought you
loved that thing.
No, I hate it.
One minute you're using a machine to
write a song, and the next minute,
music's just a bunch of beeps and
boops and Nelson's President.
Maybe we should get the
paramedic back here.
- What did you dream about anyway?
- The future.
I'll tell you all about it later,
but Ally and I have to get to work.
But I have to hear
more about the future!
Do I ever get a girlfriend? How many
Best Director Awards did I win?
Does the Shirtnap ever take off?
What about the Tiekin?
Are napkins still relevant?
Come on, Dez, let's see it!
What's he doing?
He said the Invention
Convention inspired him.
To do what?
So, what do you think?
All white clothes. Pretty...
Fashion-forward, huh?
Oh, no.
Hey, check this out.
A new fan from Iceland sent a
remix of your latest song.
No. This can't be happening!
Guess what! I just got
elected President!
No!
Funny, the Principal
had the same reaction.