Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 1, Episode 9 - Deejays & Demos - full transcript
Austin overhears Ally performing a song in her own spare time that he's so impressed with, that he plays it on a local radio show in order to give her the credit she deserves. However, the exposure proves to be more than Austin is able to handle, and more than Ally is willing to handle, when the DJ demands a duet with the two of them on a future broadcast. So Austin and his team must scramble to find a way around his songwriter's stage fright and hide her from the public.
Are you sure you want
this guitar, sir?
It's just that we don't
sell many of these
To people your age.
'cause you have to at least
be 21 and clearly you're not.
Can I see your I.D., please?
Will you be my grandpa?
Guess who got a job at
the greeting card store!
Here, give this to me.
Okay.
"Congratulations
on your new job!"
Aw, thanks. You shouldn't have.
It was nothing.
You're not gonna believe this!
Dez, give 'em the news.
Sure. The mayor gave a speech today.
There's a 10% chance of rain,
- And in sports, the dolphins...
Not that news.
I'm doing my first
radio interview.
Miami mack from fm 109
is broadcasting live
-From the beach.
-That's great, austin!
Oh. Here.
"Congratulations on your
first radio interview
Live from the beach"?
I didn't know they
made cards for that.
They make cards for everything.
Austin, this is huge.
Miami mack is the most
popular deejay in florida.
I'm surprised you
know who he is.
I thought you only listened
to dorky books on tape.
What?!
All the cool kids
listen to miami mack
In the morning.
He's on in the afternoon.
Uh, morning is
what the cool kids
Call the afternoon.
This whole interview thing
must be so hard for you, ally.
What do you mean?
I mean, you not getting asked
to be on the radio with austin.
Everyone gets to see how talented he
is, but it's like you're invisible.
Well, I wouldn't
put it like that.
But not invisible in a cool
way, like a superhero.
More like in an uncool way,
Like a songwriter who doesn't
get asked to be on the radio.
Now stop it before you
hurt her feelings.
Ally's not invisible. She just
doesn't like the spotlight.
- Yeah, because I have stage fright.
- See, guys?
Although, it would be nice
to get some recognition.
I mean, in a perfect world,
I could get up on stage
And sing and dance
as cool as austin.
In a perfect world, you'd
never do that again.
When the crowd wants more
I bring on the thunder
'cause you've got my back
And I'm not going under, you're
my point you're my guard
You're the perfect chord
And I see our names
together on every billboard
We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock
We'll make 'em say "hey!"
And we'll keep rockin'
Oh, there's no way
I could make it without ya
Do it without ya,
be here without ya
It's no fun when
you're doing it solo
With you it's like,
"whoa," yeah, and I know
I own this dream
'Cause I got you with me
There's no way I could
make it without ya
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Austin & Ally S01E09
Deejays & Demos
I'm the sun in your eyes
Yeah, you don't see me
I wear no disguise,
but you don't see me
I'm a total surprise
and you don't see me
I'm so agonized
that you don't see me...
you don't see me.
Austin, how long have you
been standing there?
-Not that long.
-You didn't see me
Do my vocal warm-ups, did you?
No, didn't see anything
I just came by to get a copy of A
Billion Hits to play for miami mack."
There's some on the table.
Hey, that song sounded great,
But the lyrics are
a little girly.
Well, that's great, because
the lyrics are for me,
And I'm a girly.
I write songs for
myself sometimes,
But I'm never gonna perform them,
so I just record them for fun.
You don't care about all
that stuff dez said, do you?
About being invisible and
not getting recognition?
Does this look like
somebody who cares?
Good. 'cause I could never
do what I do without you.
You're awesome.
Thanks, austin.
Dez, are you spying on us?
What? No, I said "aw-ww"
'cause I saw the cutest kid destroy
the nicest violin down there.
What?!
Ally just wrote the
best song for herself.
It's really good.
Too bad no one's
ever gonna hear it.
Maybe they will.
I think I know a way for people to
finally hear how talented ally is.
I know, I'm a nice guy.
Hmm? Oh, no, I just never
noticed this poster
Of the bunny and
the puppy before.
Welcome to fm 109!
I'm miami mack, and we are
live from sunny south beach
With austin moon.
All right, now it is time
For our "number one
fan challenge."
The winner gets to hang out
with austin moon for a day.
-Who wants to play?
- Pick me! Pick me!
- Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
- You, in the clown shorts.
Okay, I'm gonna flip a coin
for your fan challenge.
Heads, you get a nice
easy scavenger hunt.
Tails,
You have to wrestle with
a hungry alligator.
Please be alligator.
Please be alligator.
Please be alligator!
-Heads! Scavenger hunt.
-Yes! Whoo!
Okay, you are going on a
musical scavenger hunt.
You have five minutes to bring
back every item on this list.
I'm on it. Out of my way!
I'm a scavenger!
-Out of the way! -Now the moment
We have all been waiting for...
Austin moon's new single!
I'm the girl in the
corner of the room
the one you never noticed
getting lost among
the stars in the sky
like a picture...
Uh, austin, that doesn't
sound like you.
You're right. That's not me.
I must've brought the wrong cd.
Oh, my gosh, I'm on the radio!
I'm on the radio!
I'm on the radio...
I'm on the radio.
You don't see me.
I don't know who that was,
but, man, that song was great!
That was my partner ally dawson,
The most talented
singer/songwriter I know.
- Well, I would really like to
give her some props -great idea.
-Live and in person. -Bad idea.
How about you and ally come back and
perform together live this Friday?
Live? I don't think...
If you wanna hear austin and ally
perform live, scream "yeah!"
Yeah!
No-ah!
Great! Then tune in this
Friday to hear austin moon
And ally dawson perform live.
Excuse me. Coming through.
Coming through!
Whew! Okay, I got
everything on the list.
An accordion, a
tambourine and a cowboy.
Oh, that list said "cowbell."
Man, I must have read it wrong.
I really wanted to
hang out with austin.
Well, at least I still
have you, cowboy.
Aw, come on, clint.
What am I gonna do, trish?
I always freak out when
I have to perform.
What if I can get miami mack to
let you wrestle the alligator?
How does that help?
It doesn't, but I really wanna see
somebody wrestle an alligator.
I don't know what to do, trish.
I can't back out of performing
on miami mack's radio show.
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
I could have a meltdown and
totally embarrass myself.
I said "worst thing." you
could throw up on the deejay.
You could ruin your career. You
could ruin austin's career.
You could sprain your ankle
running off the stage.
Thanks, trish. I
feel much better.
Ally, I'm so sorry
you have to perform.
Please, it's not your fault.
You brought the wrong cd.
It was an accident.
Yeah... it was an accident.
I didn't purposely bring the wrong
cd so you would get recognition.
Why would I do that?
I'm not accusing
you of doing that.
-Okay, I did it. -What?!
Trish, help me out.
What, you think they make an "I'm sorry
for playing your song on the radio,
I didn't know it would backfire" card?
Actually, they do.
I can't believe it,
that you would do that,
And that they would
make a card for it.
I know, right?
I just want people to know
how talented you are.
I appreciate what you were
trying to do, but now what?
I can't perform with
my stage fright.
Don't worry. I just found a cure
for stage fright on the internet.
Close your eyes and imagine
you're in a peaceful meadow.
The sun is shining. The
birds are singing.
Everything is calm.
Austin! That's the
cure for hiccups.
Oh, you're right. Sorry.
But you don't have the
hiccups now, do you?
Okay, so what's your big plan?
I know a guy who can get
you over your stage fright
So you can perform on Friday.
A man with incredible powers.
The amazing dez-mo!
It is I, dez-mo,
master of mystery.
I solved the mystery. It's
a dork in a stupid hat.
I'll have you know I'm
a skilled hypnotist.
I've had extensive training
in the mystical arts.
He spent a week at a hypnotism
camp in the mall parking lot.
- I thought we were in hawaii. -You
were hypnotized to think that.
It's a really good camp.
This isn't gonna work.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Hypnotism is really simple.
I'll put just you in a trance and give you
a trigger word to control your behavior.
I already tested
it out on austin.
-No, you didn't. -Kitty cat.
- Kitty cat. -So did you guys
finish hypnotizing ally?
Okay, dez, I'll give it a shot.
Stare into the swirly lines.
Focus on the swirly lines.
You are getting
sleepy, very sleepy.
You can hardly stay awake.
You're falling into
a deep, deep sleep.
The amazing dez-mo, everybody.
I really wanted this to work.
I want the world to know
who ally dawson is.
What's the big deal?
No one knows me now.
Yeah, nobody knows you.
Nobody knows you.
Okay, I get it. You don't
have to rub it in.
No, people don't
know who you are,
So no one knows
what you look like.
We can have trish pretend to be
you during the radio interview.
What about the singing?
You'll hide off-stage and sing
into a mic while trish lip-syncs.
I don't know. It seems
like a lot to pull off.
What if something goes wrong?
And do you really think trish
Will be able to lip-sync
everything I...
Okay, this'll work.
You guys go get ready.
I'll wake dez.
This is the great trish-ini.
When you hear the word "song,"
You'll think there's a
mouse in your pants.
Awaken!
What happened?
Well, we figured out what
to do about ally's song.
Mouse in my pants.
Mouse in my pants!
Okay, you'll talk into this mic
To give trish the answers
for the interview.
Then when you sing,
I'll flip this switch
And your voice will go over the fm
109 speakers while trish lip-syncs.
Wow, you're really
good with electronics.
What can I say?
It's in my genes.
Oh, so your parents are
good with electronics, too?
What? Oh, no, I keep
this instruction manual
-In my jeans. -You're
not wearing jeans.
Right, 'cause you're
the jeans expert.
Okay, I just need to find an open
channel for the wireless mic.
The high is 80 degrees...
there, you're all set.
Now when you talk, trish will
hear you in her earpiece.
-I hope it works. -We all do.
Welcome back to fm 109.
We're here live with austin moon
and his partner ally dawson.
Now tell me, ally, how long
have you been writing music?
Ever since I was
in kindergarten.
You know, I've always
had a love for music.
I really don't think there's a better
way to express what you're feeling.
When you look inside
your heart and...
Since kindergarten.
Next question.
Wow, ally's a girl who gets
straight to the point.
I wish.
Can you describe to me in detail
Exactly what goes through your
mind when you're writing a song?
Writing a song?
Mouse in my pants!
Dez, you cut the connection!
Are you gonna answer or what?
Well, I...
Trish!
Is ally's best friend.
Just thought you should know.
- What are you doing? -I
can't hear ally anymore.
If I can't hear Ally how am I
supposed to answer the questions?
She's your best friend. You
know everything about her.
You're right. You're right.
I can do this.
Okay, let's just start
from the beginning, ally.
When did you start
playing music?
When I was four.
No, wait. Four is when
ally started ballet.
She started playing music
when she was five.
Why are you talking about
yourself in the third person?
Ally always does that.
It annoys austin.
Ally should think more
before ally answers.
All right, let's take a question
From the fm 109 live chat.
"ally, who taught you
how to play piano?"
I know this one. Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
Wasn't it your dad?
Yes, right. Mr. Dawson.
I mean, my dad.
Who is mr. Dawson.
I call him dad.
Because he's my dad.
Why wouldn't I call him dad?
Okay, let me start over.
Get a hold of yourself. It's
almost time to sing the song.
What happened?
You broke the transmitter.
You've been jumping
around like a crazy man
Screaming about a
mouse in your pants.
You're nuts. I stopped keeping
rodents in my pants years ago.
Okay, my dad is my dad, right?
And I'm ally dawson.
So that would make mr.
Dawson my dad,
And taught me how to play piano.
Nailed it!
Okay, enough questions.
I just wanna hear
you two perform.
- Dez, hurry. They're about to start.
- Fixed it!
-You're all set.
-Perfect, just in time.
Ally's ready to sing.
Great! Because we're
waiting for you to sing.
Let's just do the song.
Song...
Not again!
I'm the girl
in the corner of the room
the one you never noticed
getting lost among
the stars in the sky
like a picture out of focus
I'm the sun in your eyes
yeah, you don't see me
I wear no disguise
but you don't see me
I'm a total surprise
and you don't see me...?
Dez, I lost the channel!
A huge pile-up on I-95 has
caused two lanes to close.
Expect slow traffic all the way
from north miami to key biscayne.
Also, exits 3d through 7e
are closed temporarily
Until the department of fowl collection
can safely return all 493 chickens...
Mouse in my pants.
Mouse in my pants!
Thank you, miami!
I know the interview
didn't go so well,
But thanks for trying to
share the spotlight with me.
Listen, it doesn't matter
If the world doesn't know
how talented you are.
I always will.
Thanks, austin.
I know, he's a nice guy.
What? No, I was just
checking my tonsils.
Guess who's on the cover
of "miami music."
Austin and ally!
I can't believe it.
I know. Me and austin are
on the cover of a magazine.
Wow, they must've really
liked your interview.
I think "ally" did a pretty good
job, if I may say so myself.
Yeah, ally doesn't think so.
Well, "ally" is just glad
this all worked out.
I'm sorry. I don't know
how this game works.
"ally" will be over there.
Ah, there you are.
I just want to say
That the way you merged genres
And changed your voice
on my show was amazing.
Ally dawson, you
are a true talent.
Thanks!
Hey, trish,
Your boss from the card store
just dropped this off.
"I hate to come off
like a mean old jerk,
But it's been three days
since you came to work.
I hope this is news
that you desired,
Because I'm happy to
say you're so fired"?!
That is so specific.
How many of these cards
can they possibly sell?
Actually, someone's given me. Ne
this guitar, sir?
It's just that we don't
sell many of these
To people your age.
'cause you have to at least
be 21 and clearly you're not.
Can I see your I.D., please?
Will you be my grandpa?
Guess who got a job at
the greeting card store!
Here, give this to me.
Okay.
"Congratulations
on your new job!"
Aw, thanks. You shouldn't have.
It was nothing.
You're not gonna believe this!
Dez, give 'em the news.
Sure. The mayor gave a speech today.
There's a 10% chance of rain,
- And in sports, the dolphins...
Not that news.
I'm doing my first
radio interview.
Miami mack from fm 109
is broadcasting live
-From the beach.
-That's great, austin!
Oh. Here.
"Congratulations on your
first radio interview
Live from the beach"?
I didn't know they
made cards for that.
They make cards for everything.
Austin, this is huge.
Miami mack is the most
popular deejay in florida.
I'm surprised you
know who he is.
I thought you only listened
to dorky books on tape.
What?!
All the cool kids
listen to miami mack
In the morning.
He's on in the afternoon.
Uh, morning is
what the cool kids
Call the afternoon.
This whole interview thing
must be so hard for you, ally.
What do you mean?
I mean, you not getting asked
to be on the radio with austin.
Everyone gets to see how talented he
is, but it's like you're invisible.
Well, I wouldn't
put it like that.
But not invisible in a cool
way, like a superhero.
More like in an uncool way,
Like a songwriter who doesn't
get asked to be on the radio.
Now stop it before you
hurt her feelings.
Ally's not invisible. She just
doesn't like the spotlight.
- Yeah, because I have stage fright.
- See, guys?
Although, it would be nice
to get some recognition.
I mean, in a perfect world,
I could get up on stage
And sing and dance
as cool as austin.
In a perfect world, you'd
never do that again.
When the crowd wants more
I bring on the thunder
'cause you've got my back
And I'm not going under, you're
my point you're my guard
You're the perfect chord
And I see our names
together on every billboard
We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock
We'll make 'em say "hey!"
And we'll keep rockin'
Oh, there's no way
I could make it without ya
Do it without ya,
be here without ya
It's no fun when
you're doing it solo
With you it's like,
"whoa," yeah, and I know
I own this dream
'Cause I got you with me
There's no way I could
make it without ya
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Austin & Ally S01E09
Deejays & Demos
I'm the sun in your eyes
Yeah, you don't see me
I wear no disguise,
but you don't see me
I'm a total surprise
and you don't see me
I'm so agonized
that you don't see me...
you don't see me.
Austin, how long have you
been standing there?
-Not that long.
-You didn't see me
Do my vocal warm-ups, did you?
No, didn't see anything
I just came by to get a copy of A
Billion Hits to play for miami mack."
There's some on the table.
Hey, that song sounded great,
But the lyrics are
a little girly.
Well, that's great, because
the lyrics are for me,
And I'm a girly.
I write songs for
myself sometimes,
But I'm never gonna perform them,
so I just record them for fun.
You don't care about all
that stuff dez said, do you?
About being invisible and
not getting recognition?
Does this look like
somebody who cares?
Good. 'cause I could never
do what I do without you.
You're awesome.
Thanks, austin.
Dez, are you spying on us?
What? No, I said "aw-ww"
'cause I saw the cutest kid destroy
the nicest violin down there.
What?!
Ally just wrote the
best song for herself.
It's really good.
Too bad no one's
ever gonna hear it.
Maybe they will.
I think I know a way for people to
finally hear how talented ally is.
I know, I'm a nice guy.
Hmm? Oh, no, I just never
noticed this poster
Of the bunny and
the puppy before.
Welcome to fm 109!
I'm miami mack, and we are
live from sunny south beach
With austin moon.
All right, now it is time
For our "number one
fan challenge."
The winner gets to hang out
with austin moon for a day.
-Who wants to play?
- Pick me! Pick me!
- Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
- You, in the clown shorts.
Okay, I'm gonna flip a coin
for your fan challenge.
Heads, you get a nice
easy scavenger hunt.
Tails,
You have to wrestle with
a hungry alligator.
Please be alligator.
Please be alligator.
Please be alligator!
-Heads! Scavenger hunt.
-Yes! Whoo!
Okay, you are going on a
musical scavenger hunt.
You have five minutes to bring
back every item on this list.
I'm on it. Out of my way!
I'm a scavenger!
-Out of the way! -Now the moment
We have all been waiting for...
Austin moon's new single!
I'm the girl in the
corner of the room
the one you never noticed
getting lost among
the stars in the sky
like a picture...
Uh, austin, that doesn't
sound like you.
You're right. That's not me.
I must've brought the wrong cd.
Oh, my gosh, I'm on the radio!
I'm on the radio!
I'm on the radio...
I'm on the radio.
You don't see me.
I don't know who that was,
but, man, that song was great!
That was my partner ally dawson,
The most talented
singer/songwriter I know.
- Well, I would really like to
give her some props -great idea.
-Live and in person. -Bad idea.
How about you and ally come back and
perform together live this Friday?
Live? I don't think...
If you wanna hear austin and ally
perform live, scream "yeah!"
Yeah!
No-ah!
Great! Then tune in this
Friday to hear austin moon
And ally dawson perform live.
Excuse me. Coming through.
Coming through!
Whew! Okay, I got
everything on the list.
An accordion, a
tambourine and a cowboy.
Oh, that list said "cowbell."
Man, I must have read it wrong.
I really wanted to
hang out with austin.
Well, at least I still
have you, cowboy.
Aw, come on, clint.
What am I gonna do, trish?
I always freak out when
I have to perform.
What if I can get miami mack to
let you wrestle the alligator?
How does that help?
It doesn't, but I really wanna see
somebody wrestle an alligator.
I don't know what to do, trish.
I can't back out of performing
on miami mack's radio show.
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
I could have a meltdown and
totally embarrass myself.
I said "worst thing." you
could throw up on the deejay.
You could ruin your career. You
could ruin austin's career.
You could sprain your ankle
running off the stage.
Thanks, trish. I
feel much better.
Ally, I'm so sorry
you have to perform.
Please, it's not your fault.
You brought the wrong cd.
It was an accident.
Yeah... it was an accident.
I didn't purposely bring the wrong
cd so you would get recognition.
Why would I do that?
I'm not accusing
you of doing that.
-Okay, I did it. -What?!
Trish, help me out.
What, you think they make an "I'm sorry
for playing your song on the radio,
I didn't know it would backfire" card?
Actually, they do.
I can't believe it,
that you would do that,
And that they would
make a card for it.
I know, right?
I just want people to know
how talented you are.
I appreciate what you were
trying to do, but now what?
I can't perform with
my stage fright.
Don't worry. I just found a cure
for stage fright on the internet.
Close your eyes and imagine
you're in a peaceful meadow.
The sun is shining. The
birds are singing.
Everything is calm.
Austin! That's the
cure for hiccups.
Oh, you're right. Sorry.
But you don't have the
hiccups now, do you?
Okay, so what's your big plan?
I know a guy who can get
you over your stage fright
So you can perform on Friday.
A man with incredible powers.
The amazing dez-mo!
It is I, dez-mo,
master of mystery.
I solved the mystery. It's
a dork in a stupid hat.
I'll have you know I'm
a skilled hypnotist.
I've had extensive training
in the mystical arts.
He spent a week at a hypnotism
camp in the mall parking lot.
- I thought we were in hawaii. -You
were hypnotized to think that.
It's a really good camp.
This isn't gonna work.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
Hypnotism is really simple.
I'll put just you in a trance and give you
a trigger word to control your behavior.
I already tested
it out on austin.
-No, you didn't. -Kitty cat.
- Kitty cat. -So did you guys
finish hypnotizing ally?
Okay, dez, I'll give it a shot.
Stare into the swirly lines.
Focus on the swirly lines.
You are getting
sleepy, very sleepy.
You can hardly stay awake.
You're falling into
a deep, deep sleep.
The amazing dez-mo, everybody.
I really wanted this to work.
I want the world to know
who ally dawson is.
What's the big deal?
No one knows me now.
Yeah, nobody knows you.
Nobody knows you.
Okay, I get it. You don't
have to rub it in.
No, people don't
know who you are,
So no one knows
what you look like.
We can have trish pretend to be
you during the radio interview.
What about the singing?
You'll hide off-stage and sing
into a mic while trish lip-syncs.
I don't know. It seems
like a lot to pull off.
What if something goes wrong?
And do you really think trish
Will be able to lip-sync
everything I...
Okay, this'll work.
You guys go get ready.
I'll wake dez.
This is the great trish-ini.
When you hear the word "song,"
You'll think there's a
mouse in your pants.
Awaken!
What happened?
Well, we figured out what
to do about ally's song.
Mouse in my pants.
Mouse in my pants!
Okay, you'll talk into this mic
To give trish the answers
for the interview.
Then when you sing,
I'll flip this switch
And your voice will go over the fm
109 speakers while trish lip-syncs.
Wow, you're really
good with electronics.
What can I say?
It's in my genes.
Oh, so your parents are
good with electronics, too?
What? Oh, no, I keep
this instruction manual
-In my jeans. -You're
not wearing jeans.
Right, 'cause you're
the jeans expert.
Okay, I just need to find an open
channel for the wireless mic.
The high is 80 degrees...
there, you're all set.
Now when you talk, trish will
hear you in her earpiece.
-I hope it works. -We all do.
Welcome back to fm 109.
We're here live with austin moon
and his partner ally dawson.
Now tell me, ally, how long
have you been writing music?
Ever since I was
in kindergarten.
You know, I've always
had a love for music.
I really don't think there's a better
way to express what you're feeling.
When you look inside
your heart and...
Since kindergarten.
Next question.
Wow, ally's a girl who gets
straight to the point.
I wish.
Can you describe to me in detail
Exactly what goes through your
mind when you're writing a song?
Writing a song?
Mouse in my pants!
Dez, you cut the connection!
Are you gonna answer or what?
Well, I...
Trish!
Is ally's best friend.
Just thought you should know.
- What are you doing? -I
can't hear ally anymore.
If I can't hear Ally how am I
supposed to answer the questions?
She's your best friend. You
know everything about her.
You're right. You're right.
I can do this.
Okay, let's just start
from the beginning, ally.
When did you start
playing music?
When I was four.
No, wait. Four is when
ally started ballet.
She started playing music
when she was five.
Why are you talking about
yourself in the third person?
Ally always does that.
It annoys austin.
Ally should think more
before ally answers.
All right, let's take a question
From the fm 109 live chat.
"ally, who taught you
how to play piano?"
I know this one. Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
Wasn't it your dad?
Yes, right. Mr. Dawson.
I mean, my dad.
Who is mr. Dawson.
I call him dad.
Because he's my dad.
Why wouldn't I call him dad?
Okay, let me start over.
Get a hold of yourself. It's
almost time to sing the song.
What happened?
You broke the transmitter.
You've been jumping
around like a crazy man
Screaming about a
mouse in your pants.
You're nuts. I stopped keeping
rodents in my pants years ago.
Okay, my dad is my dad, right?
And I'm ally dawson.
So that would make mr.
Dawson my dad,
And taught me how to play piano.
Nailed it!
Okay, enough questions.
I just wanna hear
you two perform.
- Dez, hurry. They're about to start.
- Fixed it!
-You're all set.
-Perfect, just in time.
Ally's ready to sing.
Great! Because we're
waiting for you to sing.
Let's just do the song.
Song...
Not again!
I'm the girl
in the corner of the room
the one you never noticed
getting lost among
the stars in the sky
like a picture out of focus
I'm the sun in your eyes
yeah, you don't see me
I wear no disguise
but you don't see me
I'm a total surprise
and you don't see me...?
Dez, I lost the channel!
A huge pile-up on I-95 has
caused two lanes to close.
Expect slow traffic all the way
from north miami to key biscayne.
Also, exits 3d through 7e
are closed temporarily
Until the department of fowl collection
can safely return all 493 chickens...
Mouse in my pants.
Mouse in my pants!
Thank you, miami!
I know the interview
didn't go so well,
But thanks for trying to
share the spotlight with me.
Listen, it doesn't matter
If the world doesn't know
how talented you are.
I always will.
Thanks, austin.
I know, he's a nice guy.
What? No, I was just
checking my tonsils.
Guess who's on the cover
of "miami music."
Austin and ally!
I can't believe it.
I know. Me and austin are
on the cover of a magazine.
Wow, they must've really
liked your interview.
I think "ally" did a pretty good
job, if I may say so myself.
Yeah, ally doesn't think so.
Well, "ally" is just glad
this all worked out.
I'm sorry. I don't know
how this game works.
"ally" will be over there.
Ah, there you are.
I just want to say
That the way you merged genres
And changed your voice
on my show was amazing.
Ally dawson, you
are a true talent.
Thanks!
Hey, trish,
Your boss from the card store
just dropped this off.
"I hate to come off
like a mean old jerk,
But it's been three days
since you came to work.
I hope this is news
that you desired,
Because I'm happy to
say you're so fired"?!
That is so specific.
How many of these cards
can they possibly sell?
Actually, someone's given me. Ne