Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 1, Episode 6 - Tickets & Trashbags - full transcript
Trish has booked Austin a gig at the Miami Internet Music Awards with a famous rapper Shinny Money. When the paper said that he gets to only invite one guest, Ally, Trish, and Dez tries their best to impress Austin. When Austin says yes to each one of them, he instead took Nelson. When they had just realized it's about Austin, they disguised themselves as dancers which gets chaos when Ally got a stage fright, and Trish and Dez made Shinny Money get hurt when he was trying to jump but landed face down the ground when Trish and Dez didn't catch him.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
How was that?
Well, you got all the notes,
just not in the right order
or in the right key.
- Thanks!
- Yeah.
Ally, Nelson, quick. We
need you off the piano.
Put your hands in the air and
back away from the baby grand.
Guys, what did I tell you
about bringing food in the...
Ugh... Store?
- Yes!
- Awesome!
That was way better than
smashing peanuts in my laptop.
All right, Nelson. Lesson's over.
You can go wash up.
I'm melon man!
Guess who got a job
at Megaphone World?
Who?
And more importantly, guess who got
an exciting piece of mail for...
Mr. Austin Moon?
What's it say? What's it say?
I've been selected to take part in
a study on male pattern baldness?
Sorry. Wrong letter.
I never knew you were bald.
Killer toupee.
Dude!
Here you go.
Whoa! I've been invited to the
Miami Internet Music Awards?
Oh ho!
The rapper Shiny Money wants
me to perform with him.
I convinced him to sample your
song "Double Take" in his new rap.
Look at you, Trish,
manager of the year.
It was easy. All I had to do
was stand outside his house
doing this until he agreed
to watch Austin's video.
Oh, I hate that sound.
Oh, well, in that case...
I can't believe one of my songs
is gonna be on an award show.
I can't believe Austin's singing
with Shiny Money. He's my favorite.
I hope he'll sign the picture
of him I keep in my wallet.
Who cares about autographs?
I can't wait to break
out my red carpet walk.
You call that a red carpet walk?
Check this out.
Uh.
Woo!
Step aside, rookies. Let, uh, Ally D.
Show you how it's done.
The four of us are gonna
have the best night ever.
I know, and look...
I get access to an
exclusive after party...
Yay!
A complimentary gift bag...
Yay!
And an extra ticket
for one guest!
Yay!
What?
I only get one extra
ticket to the show.
I've never been good at math, but one
ticket times three friends is...
Carry the four.
It means only one
of us gets to go.
Huh. I got 47.
When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
You're my point,
you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together
on every billboard.
We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!"
And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa,".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Wow, Trish, thanks for lunch.
I didn't even know th made
frosted french fries.
They don't. But I do.
This wouldn't have anything
to do with you wanting
to be my guest at the
award show, would it?
Wha-a-at?
Don't be ridiculous.
I want you to know
this isn't about me.
You only get to bring one guest,
so it's a decision you need
to think long and hard about.
- Thanks, I'm glad...
- Enough thinking you're taking me.
It's not that easy. You know
I'm bad at making decisions.
I couldn't even figure out which
sneakers to wear this morning.
Look, you owe me.
I'm your manager.
Without me, you wouldn't
even have this gig.
You're right. You
can come with me.
I'll just have to break
the news to Dez and Ally.
Great. I'm gonna get a job at dress hut
so I can get something new to wear.
What about Megaphone World?
Oh. Ah, I'll just quit.
Oh. It's all the way at the
other end of the mall.
Attention, Megaphone World...
I quit!
Trish, you were fired yesterday.
Please return the megaphone.
Dez, I need to talk to you.
What are you doing?
Practicing my award
show reactions.
You never know when you're
gonna be on camera.
Awesome. I'd better
practice mine too.
They just announced the
video of the year.
Standing ovation!
You're the man! I love you.
- Let's do the wave!
- Oh cool.
Woo!
We're gonna have so much
fun at the award show.
About that.
Listen, Dez, I need to
tell you something.
I've been thinking about
the award show and...
And you're trying to figure out how
to let Ally and Trish down easy.
Just say, "I'm taking Dez. I
like him better than you."
"Stop crying, losers."
How is that letting
them down easy?
If you want, I can tell 'em.
Can I tell 'em?!
Look, Dez, I obviously
wanna take you.
I mean you're not just my video
director, you're my best friend.
Yeah. I've been there for
you through everything.
Remember that time at camp when you
ripped your pants and I gave you mine?
Yeah, you went pant-less
for the rest of summer.
And most of the fall.
Oh, and remember that time we
got stuck in the elevator?
- I gave you my pants then too.
- Yeah.
There was really no
reason to do that.
That's what best
friends are for.
I mean, I can't imagine us not going
to your first award show together.
You're right. I could
never go without you.
I'm just gonna have to tell Trish
and Ally the ticket's yours.
Our first award show!
Awesome sauce!
Here you go, buddy.
Are you sure you want to
play the Sousaphone, Nelson?
It's a really heavy instrument.
It's okay. I'm strong.
Just in case, I'd better
keep holding on to...
- Austin, hey.
- Whoa!
Aw, nartz.
Austin, I'm glad you're here. I
just want to let you know...
I get what you're going through.
Really?
You're growing hair
on your toes too?
Ewe. No.
I meant I understand how tough this
ticket nonsense must be for you.
And the last thing I want
to do is add any pressure.
Just because Shiny Money's
sampling "Double Take"...
A song I wrote... Doesn't
mean you have to take me.
- Really?
- Really really.
Well, great!
Yep.
Greaty great great.
But here's the thing...
Aw, but you said
greaty great great.
If you did wanna take me... And
again, totally cool if you don't...
I need to know sooner
rather than later,
because I already requested
the night off work,
and I need a full day
for dress alterations,
and if we're gonna match my purse to
your tie which I'm assuming we would...
If I give you the ticket,
will you stop talking?
Yes. I would totally
stop talking.
- Because I'd be so excited...
- You can come!
Besides, you're right.
You're my partner.
You deserve to go.
Without your song, I wouldn't even
be performing with Shiny Money.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh! Yay!
Yay.
Austin, can I ask you something?
I know. Why did I say
yes to everybody?
What was I supposed to do?
They all deserve to go.
I couldn't say no.
No, I was gonna
ask you for help.
I'm stuck!
Don't worry about what happened
with the Sousaphone, Nelson.
All instruments can
be dangerous to play.
Is that why you're
wearing a helmet?
Oh no, this is just
how I play drums.
Whoa ho ho ho!
Thank you, Dez.
No, I'm dizzy from
playing head drums.
Whoa ho ho ho.
What do you think?
Did your dress get a job at the
megaphone store because it is loud!
Some day you're gonna
take off that helmet...
And I'll be waiting.
Why are you all dressed up?
Because I'm going with Austin to
the Miami Internet Music Awards.
No, you're not. Austin
promised me the extra ticket.
Sorry, ladies, you're both wrong.
I'm going to the Music Awards.
Please. You're not
even dressed for it.
Oh, but I am. Exhibit A...
Formal backpack.
Whatever. He's taking me.
- No way.
- He promised me.
I'm not taking any of you.
I'm not taking any of you
because I'm not going.
What are you talking about?
I messed up. I promised all of
you you could come with me.
Why would you do that?
Because you gave me
frosted french fries...
And Dez gave me his
pants and Ally...
Talked for a really long time.
I don't talk for a
really long time.
I think I talk for a
normal amount of time.
I mean, then again, what is
the definition of normal?
Your normal could be
different from my normal
which could be different
from Trish's normal.
And uh, you were saying?
I'm gonna call Shiny Money and
tell him I can't perform.
This night is about all of us.
If we all can't be there,
none of us should.
Wow.
Of all the selfish
things I've ever heard!
And after all I've done for you, I can't
believe this is how you thank your manager.
Yeah. And this is how
you thank your partner?
- This is my moment too.
- And some best friend you are.
I was this close to rubbing
knees with Shiny Money.
It's elbows... Rubbing elbows.
I can't do that. I
have sensitive elbows.
At least something around
here is sensitive,
because Austin clearly doesn't
care about our feelings.
You know what? Forget it!
I thought you all wanted to be there
tonight for me, but I was wrong.
You're all acting like
selfish little kids.
- Nuh-uh!
- You are!
And I'm not spending my
night with a little kid.
Come on, Nelson. Me and you
are going to the award show.
I thought you'd never ask.
- Did we really just...?
- Yup.
- And Austin's going to...?
- Uh-huh.
- So we're pretty much...
- The worst friends ever.
Oh! I wanna play the
finish-the-sentence game!
Say something, Trish.
- Dez, you are such an...
- Elephant! Tractor! Pineapple!
Yes, you are such an
elephant tractor pineapple.
I'm great at this game.
So now what? We sit here all night
feeling horrible about ourselves?
Not necessarily.
Wait a minute.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
- We need to sneak into the show!
- It would be so cool to own a penguin.
Sneak into the show?
Trish, we've already upset
Austin enough for one night.
And Dez, where would you
even keep a penguin?
In a bathtub with ice?
You guys heard Austin...
He wants us all there.
We have to go there
and make this right.
I guess.
Great. So we're all
on the same page?
Yes! I'll get the penguin, you get the ice
and we'll all meet at Ally's bathtub.
Welcome back to the Miami
Internet Music Awards.
Now to announce the nominees
for best viral video
the stars of the summer
blockbuster "Mummy Mommy,"
Cameron Diaz and
little Haley Carlisle!
Whoa!
Hotdogs and chocolate.
Chocolate-covered hotdogs
remind me of Dez.
Austin Moon, you're on in five!
Yelling reminds me of Trish.
Whoa, Cotton Candy!
That reminds me of Ally.
Cotton Candy?
No, this picture of Ally.
Why did I bring this?
I just wish my
friends were here.
I'm Cotton Candy man!
Rawr rawr!
I really really wish
my friends were here.
Rawr rawr! Rawr!
The Miami Internet Music
Awards will be back
with Shiny Money and
special guest Austin Moon.
Okay, we're in. Can we take
off these trash bags now?
No, we need to look
like we belong here.
Shiny Money's performing "Trash Talka'"
and his dancers wear trash bags.
See?
I think this is a
good look for me.
And the best part is you never have
to worry about finding a trash can.
Let's just find Austin. We'll be fine as
long as nobody who works here sees us.
Like that guy! Hide.
Show time. Everyone
take your places.
Did we just move? I felt like...
Ah!
Check it out. It's Shiny
Money and Austin.
Hey, Austin!
Make some noise for the
one and only Shiny Money,
with special guest Internet
sensation Austin Moon!
Miami, make some noise.
- What do we do?
- We could ask for his autograph.
We about to take the
trash out on y'all.
It's your boy Shiny
Money and Austin Moon.
Shiny Money, Shiny Money.
Shine to the money style.
Woo!
It's time to take out the trash.
Woo!
It's shiny time,
it's shiny time.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take...
- What are you guys doing here?
- Trying to learn the dance.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take...
- Austin, let me explain.
- I can't believe you guys.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take...
- Austin, please.
- How could you guys get in here?
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take.
They call me Shiny Money...
Hey you, get over here!
I'll explain later!
Got a shiny smile, and
my perfect shiny face.
Can be seen in the crowd all
the way from outer space.
Shiny pants, shiny shoes, shiny
shades, gotta watch 'em groove.
Shiny car with the
treble and bass.
See me fly by, make
you do a double take.
Hey, it's shiny time,
it's shiny time.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take.
It's money time,
it's money time.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take.
It's garbage time,
it's garbage time.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take.
Now for the jump,
now for the jump.
You gotta make make make
him do a double take.
Oh!
I think we were
supposed to catch him.
Double take.
- You guys still here?
- Yeah, Austin, we are so sorry.
Sorry for what?
For caring more about yourselves
than you care about me?
Uh, you're talking
to a trash bag.
Oh.
Sorry for what? For caring
more about yourselves...
Austin! You're right.
We were being selfish, but then we
realized tonight was about you, not us.
That's why we came down here...
To support you.
So you guys weren't just
thinking about yourselves?
If I was only thinking
about myself,
do you think I would wear
such a ridiculous outfit?
Yeah, that purple dress you
had on earlier was awful.
I'm talking about the trash bag.
I'm sorry we ruined
the show for you.
You didn't ruin it.
Actually, you totally
ruined it...
But I'm happy you guys came.
Really?
Yeah. We're a team.
I couldn't imagine my first award
show without you guys here.
Buddy, if I was wearing real pants, I'd
totally give 'em to you right now.
Yeah, I think we should just
go back to fist-bumping.
Boom!
Hey, you're the two that
were supposed to catch me.
- You're not still mad, are you?
- Still?
It just happened an hour ago!
Actually, it was two hours ago.
You blacked out a little bit.
My doctor said I can't perform
for at least eight months.
Thanks a lot.
- Hey, you're welcome.
- High five.
Ah!
This is way better than any
of those real after parties.
Can you imagine me and Nelson
hanging out at that after party?
Where is Nelson, anyway?
This is the best day ever! Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
My hotdogs, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Woo!
How was that?
Well, you got all the notes,
just not in the right order
or in the right key.
- Thanks!
- Yeah.
Ally, Nelson, quick. We
need you off the piano.
Put your hands in the air and
back away from the baby grand.
Guys, what did I tell you
about bringing food in the...
Ugh... Store?
- Yes!
- Awesome!
That was way better than
smashing peanuts in my laptop.
All right, Nelson. Lesson's over.
You can go wash up.
I'm melon man!
Guess who got a job
at Megaphone World?
Who?
And more importantly, guess who got
an exciting piece of mail for...
Mr. Austin Moon?
What's it say? What's it say?
I've been selected to take part in
a study on male pattern baldness?
Sorry. Wrong letter.
I never knew you were bald.
Killer toupee.
Dude!
Here you go.
Whoa! I've been invited to the
Miami Internet Music Awards?
Oh ho!
The rapper Shiny Money wants
me to perform with him.
I convinced him to sample your
song "Double Take" in his new rap.
Look at you, Trish,
manager of the year.
It was easy. All I had to do
was stand outside his house
doing this until he agreed
to watch Austin's video.
Oh, I hate that sound.
Oh, well, in that case...
I can't believe one of my songs
is gonna be on an award show.
I can't believe Austin's singing
with Shiny Money. He's my favorite.
I hope he'll sign the picture
of him I keep in my wallet.
Who cares about autographs?
I can't wait to break
out my red carpet walk.
You call that a red carpet walk?
Check this out.
Uh.
Woo!
Step aside, rookies. Let, uh, Ally D.
Show you how it's done.
The four of us are gonna
have the best night ever.
I know, and look...
I get access to an
exclusive after party...
Yay!
A complimentary gift bag...
Yay!
And an extra ticket
for one guest!
Yay!
What?
I only get one extra
ticket to the show.
I've never been good at math, but one
ticket times three friends is...
Carry the four.
It means only one
of us gets to go.
Huh. I got 47.
When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
You're my point,
you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together
on every billboard.
We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!"
And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa,".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
Wow, Trish, thanks for lunch.
I didn't even know th made
frosted french fries.
They don't. But I do.
This wouldn't have anything
to do with you wanting
to be my guest at the
award show, would it?
Wha-a-at?
Don't be ridiculous.
I want you to know
this isn't about me.
You only get to bring one guest,
so it's a decision you need
to think long and hard about.
- Thanks, I'm glad...
- Enough thinking you're taking me.
It's not that easy. You know
I'm bad at making decisions.
I couldn't even figure out which
sneakers to wear this morning.
Look, you owe me.
I'm your manager.
Without me, you wouldn't
even have this gig.
You're right. You
can come with me.
I'll just have to break
the news to Dez and Ally.
Great. I'm gonna get a job at dress hut
so I can get something new to wear.
What about Megaphone World?
Oh. Ah, I'll just quit.
Oh. It's all the way at the
other end of the mall.
Attention, Megaphone World...
I quit!
Trish, you were fired yesterday.
Please return the megaphone.
Dez, I need to talk to you.
What are you doing?
Practicing my award
show reactions.
You never know when you're
gonna be on camera.
Awesome. I'd better
practice mine too.
They just announced the
video of the year.
Standing ovation!
You're the man! I love you.
- Let's do the wave!
- Oh cool.
Woo!
We're gonna have so much
fun at the award show.
About that.
Listen, Dez, I need to
tell you something.
I've been thinking about
the award show and...
And you're trying to figure out how
to let Ally and Trish down easy.
Just say, "I'm taking Dez. I
like him better than you."
"Stop crying, losers."
How is that letting
them down easy?
If you want, I can tell 'em.
Can I tell 'em?!
Look, Dez, I obviously
wanna take you.
I mean you're not just my video
director, you're my best friend.
Yeah. I've been there for
you through everything.
Remember that time at camp when you
ripped your pants and I gave you mine?
Yeah, you went pant-less
for the rest of summer.
And most of the fall.
Oh, and remember that time we
got stuck in the elevator?
- I gave you my pants then too.
- Yeah.
There was really no
reason to do that.
That's what best
friends are for.
I mean, I can't imagine us not going
to your first award show together.
You're right. I could
never go without you.
I'm just gonna have to tell Trish
and Ally the ticket's yours.
Our first award show!
Awesome sauce!
Here you go, buddy.
Are you sure you want to
play the Sousaphone, Nelson?
It's a really heavy instrument.
It's okay. I'm strong.
Just in case, I'd better
keep holding on to...
- Austin, hey.
- Whoa!
Aw, nartz.
Austin, I'm glad you're here. I
just want to let you know...
I get what you're going through.
Really?
You're growing hair
on your toes too?
Ewe. No.
I meant I understand how tough this
ticket nonsense must be for you.
And the last thing I want
to do is add any pressure.
Just because Shiny Money's
sampling "Double Take"...
A song I wrote... Doesn't
mean you have to take me.
- Really?
- Really really.
Well, great!
Yep.
Greaty great great.
But here's the thing...
Aw, but you said
greaty great great.
If you did wanna take me... And
again, totally cool if you don't...
I need to know sooner
rather than later,
because I already requested
the night off work,
and I need a full day
for dress alterations,
and if we're gonna match my purse to
your tie which I'm assuming we would...
If I give you the ticket,
will you stop talking?
Yes. I would totally
stop talking.
- Because I'd be so excited...
- You can come!
Besides, you're right.
You're my partner.
You deserve to go.
Without your song, I wouldn't even
be performing with Shiny Money.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh! Yay!
Yay.
Austin, can I ask you something?
I know. Why did I say
yes to everybody?
What was I supposed to do?
They all deserve to go.
I couldn't say no.
No, I was gonna
ask you for help.
I'm stuck!
Don't worry about what happened
with the Sousaphone, Nelson.
All instruments can
be dangerous to play.
Is that why you're
wearing a helmet?
Oh no, this is just
how I play drums.
Whoa ho ho ho!
Thank you, Dez.
No, I'm dizzy from
playing head drums.
Whoa ho ho ho.
What do you think?
Did your dress get a job at the
megaphone store because it is loud!
Some day you're gonna
take off that helmet...
And I'll be waiting.
Why are you all dressed up?
Because I'm going with Austin to
the Miami Internet Music Awards.
No, you're not. Austin
promised me the extra ticket.
Sorry, ladies, you're both wrong.
I'm going to the Music Awards.
Please. You're not
even dressed for it.
Oh, but I am. Exhibit A...
Formal backpack.
Whatever. He's taking me.
- No way.
- He promised me.
I'm not taking any of you.
I'm not taking any of you
because I'm not going.
What are you talking about?
I messed up. I promised all of
you you could come with me.
Why would you do that?
Because you gave me
frosted french fries...
And Dez gave me his
pants and Ally...
Talked for a really long time.
I don't talk for a
really long time.
I think I talk for a
normal amount of time.
I mean, then again, what is
the definition of normal?
Your normal could be
different from my normal
which could be different
from Trish's normal.
And uh, you were saying?
I'm gonna call Shiny Money and
tell him I can't perform.
This night is about all of us.
If we all can't be there,
none of us should.
Wow.
Of all the selfish
things I've ever heard!
And after all I've done for you, I can't
believe this is how you thank your manager.
Yeah. And this is how
you thank your partner?
- This is my moment too.
- And some best friend you are.
I was this close to rubbing
knees with Shiny Money.
It's elbows... Rubbing elbows.
I can't do that. I
have sensitive elbows.
At least something around
here is sensitive,
because Austin clearly doesn't
care about our feelings.
You know what? Forget it!
I thought you all wanted to be there
tonight for me, but I was wrong.
You're all acting like
selfish little kids.
- Nuh-uh!
- You are!
And I'm not spending my
night with a little kid.
Come on, Nelson. Me and you
are going to the award show.
I thought you'd never ask.
- Did we really just...?
- Yup.
- And Austin's going to...?
- Uh-huh.
- So we're pretty much...
- The worst friends ever.
Oh! I wanna play the
finish-the-sentence game!
Say something, Trish.
- Dez, you are such an...
- Elephant! Tractor! Pineapple!
Yes, you are such an
elephant tractor pineapple.
I'm great at this game.
So now what? We sit here all night
feeling horrible about ourselves?
Not necessarily.
Wait a minute.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
- We need to sneak into the show!
- It would be so cool to own a penguin.
Sneak into the show?
Trish, we've already upset
Austin enough for one night.
And Dez, where would you
even keep a penguin?
In a bathtub with ice?
You guys heard Austin...
He wants us all there.
We have to go there
and make this right.
I guess.
Great. So we're all
on the same page?
Yes! I'll get the penguin, you get the ice
and we'll all meet at Ally's bathtub.
Welcome back to the Miami
Internet Music Awards.
Now to announce the nominees
for best viral video
the stars of the summer
blockbuster "Mummy Mommy,"
Cameron Diaz and
little Haley Carlisle!
Whoa!
Hotdogs and chocolate.
Chocolate-covered hotdogs
remind me of Dez.
Austin Moon, you're on in five!
Yelling reminds me of Trish.
Whoa, Cotton Candy!
That reminds me of Ally.
Cotton Candy?
No, this picture of Ally.
Why did I bring this?
I just wish my
friends were here.
I'm Cotton Candy man!
Rawr rawr!
I really really wish
my friends were here.
Rawr rawr! Rawr!
The Miami Internet Music
Awards will be back
with Shiny Money and
special guest Austin Moon.
Okay, we're in. Can we take
off these trash bags now?
No, we need to look
like we belong here.
Shiny Money's performing "Trash Talka'"
and his dancers wear trash bags.
See?
I think this is a
good look for me.
And the best part is you never have
to worry about finding a trash can.
Let's just find Austin. We'll be fine as
long as nobody who works here sees us.
Like that guy! Hide.
Show time. Everyone
take your places.
Did we just move? I felt like...
Ah!
Check it out. It's Shiny
Money and Austin.
Hey, Austin!
Make some noise for the
one and only Shiny Money,
with special guest Internet
sensation Austin Moon!
Miami, make some noise.
- What do we do?
- We could ask for his autograph.
We about to take the
trash out on y'all.
It's your boy Shiny
Money and Austin Moon.
Shiny Money, Shiny Money.
Shine to the money style.
Woo!
It's time to take out the trash.
Woo!
It's shiny time,
it's shiny time.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take...
- What are you guys doing here?
- Trying to learn the dance.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take...
- Austin, let me explain.
- I can't believe you guys.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take...
- Austin, please.
- How could you guys get in here?
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take.
They call me Shiny Money...
Hey you, get over here!
I'll explain later!
Got a shiny smile, and
my perfect shiny face.
Can be seen in the crowd all
the way from outer space.
Shiny pants, shiny shoes, shiny
shades, gotta watch 'em groove.
Shiny car with the
treble and bass.
See me fly by, make
you do a double take.
Hey, it's shiny time,
it's shiny time.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take.
It's money time,
it's money time.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take.
It's garbage time,
it's garbage time.
You gotta make make make
'em do a double take.
Now for the jump,
now for the jump.
You gotta make make make
him do a double take.
Oh!
I think we were
supposed to catch him.
Double take.
- You guys still here?
- Yeah, Austin, we are so sorry.
Sorry for what?
For caring more about yourselves
than you care about me?
Uh, you're talking
to a trash bag.
Oh.
Sorry for what? For caring
more about yourselves...
Austin! You're right.
We were being selfish, but then we
realized tonight was about you, not us.
That's why we came down here...
To support you.
So you guys weren't just
thinking about yourselves?
If I was only thinking
about myself,
do you think I would wear
such a ridiculous outfit?
Yeah, that purple dress you
had on earlier was awful.
I'm talking about the trash bag.
I'm sorry we ruined
the show for you.
You didn't ruin it.
Actually, you totally
ruined it...
But I'm happy you guys came.
Really?
Yeah. We're a team.
I couldn't imagine my first award
show without you guys here.
Buddy, if I was wearing real pants, I'd
totally give 'em to you right now.
Yeah, I think we should just
go back to fist-bumping.
Boom!
Hey, you're the two that
were supposed to catch me.
- You're not still mad, are you?
- Still?
It just happened an hour ago!
Actually, it was two hours ago.
You blacked out a little bit.
My doctor said I can't perform
for at least eight months.
Thanks a lot.
- Hey, you're welcome.
- High five.
Ah!
This is way better than any
of those real after parties.
Can you imagine me and Nelson
hanging out at that after party?
Where is Nelson, anyway?
This is the best day ever! Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
My hotdogs, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Woo!