Austin & Ally (2011–2016): Season 1, Episode 17 - Everglades & Ally-Gators - full transcript
Rapper Shiny Money invites Austin to stay at his houseboat in the Everglades, and against his better judgment the rest of Team Austin as well.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
Last day of school! I'm
officially on summer vacation!
Woo!
I'm so pumped for summer break.
I'm gonna chill at the beach all day
and rock out all night. Woo-hoo!
I'm pumped too.
I'm gonna chill at the library all day
and teach myself calculus all night.
Woo-hoo!
I have to make a documentary
this summer for my film class.
I just have to figure
out what it's about.
Woo-hoo!
Make it about me. Woo-hoo!
Eh, I don't know.
I'm sorry. I used
the wrong tone.
Make it about me. Woo-hoo!
Austin Moon and Ally Dawson!
Shiny Money.
Hey, we haven't seen you since we performed
together at the Internet Music Awards.
That was so cool, up until your
friends broke my arms and legs.
I'm surprised you remember the
whole us-not-catching-you thing.
You hit your head pretty
hard on that stage.
So, Shiny, what brings you here?
Throwing my annual Swamp Blast party
in the Everglades this weekend.
I want Austin to perform.
Are you kidding? You want me to perform
at the Swamp Blast? That's huge.
- We watch Swamp Blast on TV every year.
- Yeah.
Yeah, this year it's
gonna be popping!
Ooh, I should pop out
a bumping new jam.
Or I could just
write a new song.
You should come to
the houseboat early.
You can write the song there
and get a little vacation too.
And I'll let you use my
shiny solid-gold keyboard.
Awesome! I've always wanted
to go to the Everglades.
And play a shiny gold keyboard.
And now the four of us can finally
have a vacation together!
- You're not invited.
- Ha! In your face, Trish.
- You're not invited either.
- Ha! In my face, Trish.
But Dez and Trish are
a part of our team.
Yeah, it would mean a lot for all of
us to spend our vacation together.
Please let them come.
Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please.
What did I just say?
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
You're my point,
you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together
on every billboard.
We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!"
And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
A group of friends went on vacation,
hoping to have the time of their lives.
How do you feel, Austin?
This place is awesome! I feel like the
weight of the world is off my shoulders.
Yeah, that's because we're
carrying all the bags.
Woo.
I know your dad wanted to get a head start
on fishing, but he could've dropped us off
- a little closer to the boat.
- Mmm.
Now are we sure this
is Shiny Money's boat?
There's a giant dollar
sign on the door
and the name of the boat
is "Shiny Money's boat."
I'm pretty sure we're
at the right place.
Whoa! This place is amazing!
It's so...
Gold.
Yeah, I can already feel my
creative juices flowing.
I'm pretty sure that's sweat.
We just walked a mile through the swamp
and this weather is not good for my hair.
Check out all this gold. A solid-gold
keyboard, a solid-gold lamp...
A solid-gold goldfish.
So now that we're on vacation,
what are we gonna do first?
What can we do?
I didn't know the Everglades was all swamp.
I haven't seen a single shopping mall.
Ally and I need to get to work.
The sooner we finish this song, the
sooner we get to start our vacay.
Then we can partay.
- Put away the calculator.
- Okay.
Fine, we'll get out of your way.
You guys do your thing
and we'll do our thing.
- Perfect.
- Cool.
I have a few ideas for the song.
And so Austin and Ally
began working on a song,
for Austin's big
televised performance.
It's important they
not be disturbed.
Funny you say that, because
you're totally disturbing us.
I'm trying to find something exciting
to make my documentary about.
You can still make it about me.
Uh, I said "something exciting."
You mean exciting like
throwing you off a boat?
What do you think about this?
That chord sounds a
lot like a blender.
Trish, can you not
use the blender?
- Sorry.
- Okay, where were we? Um...
Who wants toast?
Dez wants toast.
Who wants toast?
Dez wants toast.
- Dez wants toast, Dez wants toast!
- Dez!
- Can you go outside?
- Just until we finish the song.
Okay, we'll leave.
Come on, Dez. All they need
is some peace and quiet.
Ah!
Uh, is Shiny Money home? I'm
just returning these tools.
Turns out a solid-gold
chainsaw don't cut too good.
- You know Shiny Money?
- We're neighbors.
Name's Clavis. You've got
a good scream there.
It'll come in handy if you
ever run into Big Momma.
Who is Big Momma?
Only the meanest, baddest
alligator in the Everglades.
Legends has it that she's
got bright fiery eyes...
She can walk on two legs, and
jump clear over a house!
Clavis, I know we just met,
but I find you fascinating.
Tell me more.
Dez, he can't stand there
- and tell us stories all day.
- Thank you.
He should sit on the couch
and tell us stories all day.
Guys, we really need
to get to work.
Oh, don't you worry, ma'am, I'll
tell the story real quick-like.
The legend of Big Momma started
a long, long, long, long...
Can you tell it
more quicker like?
And the only thing they
found of old man Jones...
Was this here tooth.
Whoa, that's his tooth?
Finders keepers.
You know what? I'm gonna do
my documentary on Big Momma.
Clavis, tell that really
really long story again.
- This time I'll film it.
- No!
Ally's right. We need to get
back to writing our song.
Fine, then I'm gonna
go look for Big Momma.
Well, good luck finding her, because
she's never been captured on film.
Is it because she doesn't exist or is it
because she eats everyone holding a camera?
Dez, let's go! Don't
forget your camera.
Try this for the
end of the verse.
So good to get away...
All day in the car,
but that's okay...
Big Momma!
- She's here?
- And cut!
Oh no, we're rehearsing
Trish's reaction.
We want it to seem real when
she runs into Big Momma.
You don't think she's
gonna scream for real,
when she runs into a giant
man-eating alligator?
Hey, you don't know. She might
just do a silent scream,
like Ally does when
she sees a spider.
Ally, calm down.
It's just a leaf.
A leaf with a spider on it!
A leaf with a spider on it!
Oh! Get out!
If you guys are done messing around,
we're gonna get back to work.
Hey! We're the ones
who need to work.
Shiny's Swamp Blast is tomorrow and we're
not even close to finishing the song.
- Fine, we'll leave you alone.
- You won't even know we're here.
I'm gonna go charge my
electric toothbrush.
I'm gonna plug in my
hair straightener.
You guys have too many things plugged in.
You're gonna cause a power outage. Look.
There aren't too many
things plugged in.
It'll be fine.
I guess it won't be fine.
This is terrible.
I know. Now my hair will
never get straight.
No, the keyboard's fried.
Now we can't write our song and I have
to perform on television tomorrow night.
Guys, I think we have
bigger problems.
Look.
Big Momma!
- Huh?
- Clavis?
Uh, I'm just returning Shiny
Money's two red flashlights.
Why were you growling?
Well, because I
swallowed a mosquito.
Mmm.
By the way, the power's out.
Thanks, Clavis.
Y'all wanna hear a ghost story?
- Legend has it...
- No!
- It's a really quick story.
- We've heard it already.
How are we supposed to finish
the song without the keyboard?
Let's just get a good night's sleep and
we'll figure it out in the morning.
Oh, it's too hot in here.
That's because we have
no air conditioning
because someone plugged too
many things into the outlet.
Hey, let's go sleep outside.
It'll be cooler.
I barely slept at
all last night.
I was being eaten
alive by mosquitoes.
Yeah, I barely got
any sleep either.
I was up most of the night
watching out for Big Momma.
I feel like the humidity made
my hair poof out even more.
Does it look bad?
No.
Ah! That's the best
I've slept in ages.
Oh, hey, look, my
dad left a note.
"Left early in the
morning, be back tonight.
P.S. What's with Trish's hair?"
It's gorgeous...
And not poofy at all.
I'm gonna go search
for Big Momma.
Wanna come with me, Trish?
Why would I wanna come with you?
Because we're friends
and I don't wanna go...
Alone.
Aw, you think we're friends.
The price of friendship?
Twenty bucks.
Deal!
We gotta finish that song.
The Swamp Blast is tonight.
How are we gonna write music
without any instruments?
Maybe creepy Clavis has
something we can use.
I'll call him. He gave
me his business card.
- He has a business card?
- Mm-hmm.
There's no number. All
it says is "yell."
Hmm.
Clavis!
Can't talk right now. Leave
a message after the beep.
Beep!
We need your help! Yell back
when you get the chance.
Beep.
We've been walking
around for three hours
looking for some creature
that doesn't exist!
And if we're in this humidity any
longer, my hair will be bigger than me!
Fine, let's stop here.
Huh. Wish I had something to drink.
I am... Thirsty!
Oh, I have some water.
Phew.
Here, hold this.
Ah!
I brought some
instruments for y'all.
Awesome! A guitar!
That's just what we need
to finish our song.
Guitar? These are
blowing jugs...
And a thumping bucket.
Blowing jugs and a
thumping bucket?
We're saved!
As I continue my search
for Big Momma...
I must note that no living soul
has ever captured her on film!
Oh hey, there's Big Momma.
She's bigger than I imagine
teeth the size of daggers.
Oh wait, I'm zoomed in. Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
That's a baby alligator, genius.
Oh man!
Let's head back to the boat so I can
get ready for Shiny Money's party.
I hope I have time
to do my hair.
Hey, you know the party's tonight
and not in six months, right?
See you later, baby gator.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Na na na.
That sounded great.
We finally finished our song,
and Clavis fixed the power.
Now we can enjoy our vacation.
It's time to get this
partay star-tayed.
That's right, Ally. Par-tay! Oh!
There's an alligator behind you!
Huh? Oh, that's just baby gator.
He followed us home.
Can't figure out why.
I smell rotting meat.
Oh, that's the steak I pulled out
of the freezer when we lost power.
I wanna keep my pants cool.
That alligator's been following
you because of that steak.
Hey, you don't know that.
It could also be because
of this chicken.
Uh, guys? Guys?
Big Momma!
Big Momma's never been
captured on film!
Now's my chance.
It's also our chance
to get eaten!
Get out of the way!
Keep going! Close the door!
- Close the door!
- Close it, close it, close it!
- Don't let it get us!
- We've gotta block the door!
- Okay!
- Hold it, Ally!
- The couch!
- Yeah, the couch, the couch!
Come on! Come on!
Get the couch! Get the couch!
We're good.
Dez, the window! The window!
Why is Big Momma
attacking the boat?
I know... Baby gator must
be Big Momma's baby.
I knew you were trouble
the second I saw you!
Oh, you are so cute. I
can't stay mad at you.
We've gotta get
rid of Big Momma.
I have an idea, but we need
to distract her first.
I'm on it. Dez, come with me.
Yep, Trish and Dez
back as a team.
Here, Big Momma!
Here, Big Momma!
She's coming right at me!
She's coming right at me!
Come on, baby gator. Come on.
Come on, baby gator. Come on.
Come, baby gator.
Come on. Come on, baby gator.
There you go.
Go go go go go go! Over here, baby gator.
Over here.
Baby gator, go fast. Keep going.
Keep going. Great! Pull that up!
Pull that up!
I think it worked.
How can we be sure she's gone?
Someone look out the window.
No way. That thing
can jump in windows.
I've got an idea.
- Nope, she's not over there.
- Maybe she's under the boat?
Nope, not under here. Uh-oh!
Dez! Dez!
There's a leak in the boat!
Hello?
Oh, hi, Shiny Money. We're
having a great time.
This is the best vacation ever.
Your boat's amazing!
- The boat's sinking!
- No, not sinking.
This boat's stinking...
Stinking awesome.
Gotta go. Bye.
Quick! Find something
to plug the hole!
Dez! Here, Dez, here.
Oh! Go go go!
- I think this is gonna work.
- Yeah. Yeah.
That didn't work.
Wha... Oh!
My houseboat! What
happened to my houseboat?!
There is a perfectly good
explanation as to why...
- You two did this, didn't you?
- It wasn't their fault.
- Big Momma did it.
- Don't lie to me.
- Big Momma is a myth!
- Dez has proof!
- Show him the footage.
- Yeah.
All I see is y'all
messing up my houseboat!
And some big hair!
Oh man! I didn't get any
shots of Big Momma?
Well, in your defense, she was only 20 feet
long and attacking us for half an hour!
You guys are gonna pay for this!
I can't believe you!
Hey, look... Baby gator's back.
If he's back, that means...
Big Momma!
Go, Dez! Go go go go go go!
Oh! Oh!
Okay! I believe you!
I believe you!
It's party time, y'all! So
give it up for the only dude
who brings down the house
before coming out on stage...
Austin Moon!
Hey, everybody! This song's about summer
vacation and having fun with your friends.
Summer love hanging in the air. Hot
sand on my feet, but I don't care.
It's all I ever wanted
I hope it never ends.
So good to get away all day
in the car, but that's okay.
Because I like like like it like that.
Just chilling with my friends.
Because I... Love a
summertime vacation song...
And you know wherever we go,
you'll be singing along.
Like na na na...
Na na na...
Na na na...
Na na na...
It's such a crazy journey,
but I'm not in any hurry.
I'm taking my time.
It's all I ever wanted, to
not know where we're going.
Enjoying the ride.
Yeah yeah...
Because I... Love a
summertime vacation song...
And you know wherever we go,
you'll be singing along.
Like na na na...
Na na na...
Na na na...
Na na na.
You know, our vacation
didn't start out so great.
But it turned out to be the
best one I've ever had.
Yeah, we sunk a boat.
We fought an alligator.
Dez made toast.
That was some good toast.
Thanks, buddy.
And you got to perform on TV.
It was awesome.
Who knew you could have so
much fun without a calculator?
- I did.
- Me too.
Duh.
The only bummer is Dez didn't
get to finish his movie.
Actually, I did.
You finished your
documentary about Big Momma
without getting any
shots of Big Momma?
I just used all the footage and
turned it into a horror movie.
Check it out.
A group of friends went on vacation,
hoping to have the time of their lives.
Then things got hairy.
Doctor Dez's... "Houseboat
of Terror" Coming soon.
You made a monster
movie about me?!
I love it!
Now that's scary.
Ah!
Last day of school! I'm
officially on summer vacation!
Woo!
I'm so pumped for summer break.
I'm gonna chill at the beach all day
and rock out all night. Woo-hoo!
I'm pumped too.
I'm gonna chill at the library all day
and teach myself calculus all night.
Woo-hoo!
I have to make a documentary
this summer for my film class.
I just have to figure
out what it's about.
Woo-hoo!
Make it about me. Woo-hoo!
Eh, I don't know.
I'm sorry. I used
the wrong tone.
Make it about me. Woo-hoo!
Austin Moon and Ally Dawson!
Shiny Money.
Hey, we haven't seen you since we performed
together at the Internet Music Awards.
That was so cool, up until your
friends broke my arms and legs.
I'm surprised you remember the
whole us-not-catching-you thing.
You hit your head pretty
hard on that stage.
So, Shiny, what brings you here?
Throwing my annual Swamp Blast party
in the Everglades this weekend.
I want Austin to perform.
Are you kidding? You want me to perform
at the Swamp Blast? That's huge.
- We watch Swamp Blast on TV every year.
- Yeah.
Yeah, this year it's
gonna be popping!
Ooh, I should pop out
a bumping new jam.
Or I could just
write a new song.
You should come to
the houseboat early.
You can write the song there
and get a little vacation too.
And I'll let you use my
shiny solid-gold keyboard.
Awesome! I've always wanted
to go to the Everglades.
And play a shiny gold keyboard.
And now the four of us can finally
have a vacation together!
- You're not invited.
- Ha! In your face, Trish.
- You're not invited either.
- Ha! In my face, Trish.
But Dez and Trish are
a part of our team.
Yeah, it would mean a lot for all of
us to spend our vacation together.
Please let them come.
Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please.
What did I just say?
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
You're my point,
you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together
on every billboard.
We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!"
And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could
make it without ya.
Do it without ya,
be here without ya.
A group of friends went on vacation,
hoping to have the time of their lives.
How do you feel, Austin?
This place is awesome! I feel like the
weight of the world is off my shoulders.
Yeah, that's because we're
carrying all the bags.
Woo.
I know your dad wanted to get a head start
on fishing, but he could've dropped us off
- a little closer to the boat.
- Mmm.
Now are we sure this
is Shiny Money's boat?
There's a giant dollar
sign on the door
and the name of the boat
is "Shiny Money's boat."
I'm pretty sure we're
at the right place.
Whoa! This place is amazing!
It's so...
Gold.
Yeah, I can already feel my
creative juices flowing.
I'm pretty sure that's sweat.
We just walked a mile through the swamp
and this weather is not good for my hair.
Check out all this gold. A solid-gold
keyboard, a solid-gold lamp...
A solid-gold goldfish.
So now that we're on vacation,
what are we gonna do first?
What can we do?
I didn't know the Everglades was all swamp.
I haven't seen a single shopping mall.
Ally and I need to get to work.
The sooner we finish this song, the
sooner we get to start our vacay.
Then we can partay.
- Put away the calculator.
- Okay.
Fine, we'll get out of your way.
You guys do your thing
and we'll do our thing.
- Perfect.
- Cool.
I have a few ideas for the song.
And so Austin and Ally
began working on a song,
for Austin's big
televised performance.
It's important they
not be disturbed.
Funny you say that, because
you're totally disturbing us.
I'm trying to find something exciting
to make my documentary about.
You can still make it about me.
Uh, I said "something exciting."
You mean exciting like
throwing you off a boat?
What do you think about this?
That chord sounds a
lot like a blender.
Trish, can you not
use the blender?
- Sorry.
- Okay, where were we? Um...
Who wants toast?
Dez wants toast.
Who wants toast?
Dez wants toast.
- Dez wants toast, Dez wants toast!
- Dez!
- Can you go outside?
- Just until we finish the song.
Okay, we'll leave.
Come on, Dez. All they need
is some peace and quiet.
Ah!
Uh, is Shiny Money home? I'm
just returning these tools.
Turns out a solid-gold
chainsaw don't cut too good.
- You know Shiny Money?
- We're neighbors.
Name's Clavis. You've got
a good scream there.
It'll come in handy if you
ever run into Big Momma.
Who is Big Momma?
Only the meanest, baddest
alligator in the Everglades.
Legends has it that she's
got bright fiery eyes...
She can walk on two legs, and
jump clear over a house!
Clavis, I know we just met,
but I find you fascinating.
Tell me more.
Dez, he can't stand there
- and tell us stories all day.
- Thank you.
He should sit on the couch
and tell us stories all day.
Guys, we really need
to get to work.
Oh, don't you worry, ma'am, I'll
tell the story real quick-like.
The legend of Big Momma started
a long, long, long, long...
Can you tell it
more quicker like?
And the only thing they
found of old man Jones...
Was this here tooth.
Whoa, that's his tooth?
Finders keepers.
You know what? I'm gonna do
my documentary on Big Momma.
Clavis, tell that really
really long story again.
- This time I'll film it.
- No!
Ally's right. We need to get
back to writing our song.
Fine, then I'm gonna
go look for Big Momma.
Well, good luck finding her, because
she's never been captured on film.
Is it because she doesn't exist or is it
because she eats everyone holding a camera?
Dez, let's go! Don't
forget your camera.
Try this for the
end of the verse.
So good to get away...
All day in the car,
but that's okay...
Big Momma!
- She's here?
- And cut!
Oh no, we're rehearsing
Trish's reaction.
We want it to seem real when
she runs into Big Momma.
You don't think she's
gonna scream for real,
when she runs into a giant
man-eating alligator?
Hey, you don't know. She might
just do a silent scream,
like Ally does when
she sees a spider.
Ally, calm down.
It's just a leaf.
A leaf with a spider on it!
A leaf with a spider on it!
Oh! Get out!
If you guys are done messing around,
we're gonna get back to work.
Hey! We're the ones
who need to work.
Shiny's Swamp Blast is tomorrow and we're
not even close to finishing the song.
- Fine, we'll leave you alone.
- You won't even know we're here.
I'm gonna go charge my
electric toothbrush.
I'm gonna plug in my
hair straightener.
You guys have too many things plugged in.
You're gonna cause a power outage. Look.
There aren't too many
things plugged in.
It'll be fine.
I guess it won't be fine.
This is terrible.
I know. Now my hair will
never get straight.
No, the keyboard's fried.
Now we can't write our song and I have
to perform on television tomorrow night.
Guys, I think we have
bigger problems.
Look.
Big Momma!
- Huh?
- Clavis?
Uh, I'm just returning Shiny
Money's two red flashlights.
Why were you growling?
Well, because I
swallowed a mosquito.
Mmm.
By the way, the power's out.
Thanks, Clavis.
Y'all wanna hear a ghost story?
- Legend has it...
- No!
- It's a really quick story.
- We've heard it already.
How are we supposed to finish
the song without the keyboard?
Let's just get a good night's sleep and
we'll figure it out in the morning.
Oh, it's too hot in here.
That's because we have
no air conditioning
because someone plugged too
many things into the outlet.
Hey, let's go sleep outside.
It'll be cooler.
I barely slept at
all last night.
I was being eaten
alive by mosquitoes.
Yeah, I barely got
any sleep either.
I was up most of the night
watching out for Big Momma.
I feel like the humidity made
my hair poof out even more.
Does it look bad?
No.
Ah! That's the best
I've slept in ages.
Oh, hey, look, my
dad left a note.
"Left early in the
morning, be back tonight.
P.S. What's with Trish's hair?"
It's gorgeous...
And not poofy at all.
I'm gonna go search
for Big Momma.
Wanna come with me, Trish?
Why would I wanna come with you?
Because we're friends
and I don't wanna go...
Alone.
Aw, you think we're friends.
The price of friendship?
Twenty bucks.
Deal!
We gotta finish that song.
The Swamp Blast is tonight.
How are we gonna write music
without any instruments?
Maybe creepy Clavis has
something we can use.
I'll call him. He gave
me his business card.
- He has a business card?
- Mm-hmm.
There's no number. All
it says is "yell."
Hmm.
Clavis!
Can't talk right now. Leave
a message after the beep.
Beep!
We need your help! Yell back
when you get the chance.
Beep.
We've been walking
around for three hours
looking for some creature
that doesn't exist!
And if we're in this humidity any
longer, my hair will be bigger than me!
Fine, let's stop here.
Huh. Wish I had something to drink.
I am... Thirsty!
Oh, I have some water.
Phew.
Here, hold this.
Ah!
I brought some
instruments for y'all.
Awesome! A guitar!
That's just what we need
to finish our song.
Guitar? These are
blowing jugs...
And a thumping bucket.
Blowing jugs and a
thumping bucket?
We're saved!
As I continue my search
for Big Momma...
I must note that no living soul
has ever captured her on film!
Oh hey, there's Big Momma.
She's bigger than I imagine
teeth the size of daggers.
Oh wait, I'm zoomed in. Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
That's a baby alligator, genius.
Oh man!
Let's head back to the boat so I can
get ready for Shiny Money's party.
I hope I have time
to do my hair.
Hey, you know the party's tonight
and not in six months, right?
See you later, baby gator.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Na na na.
Na na na.
That sounded great.
We finally finished our song,
and Clavis fixed the power.
Now we can enjoy our vacation.
It's time to get this
partay star-tayed.
That's right, Ally. Par-tay! Oh!
There's an alligator behind you!
Huh? Oh, that's just baby gator.
He followed us home.
Can't figure out why.
I smell rotting meat.
Oh, that's the steak I pulled out
of the freezer when we lost power.
I wanna keep my pants cool.
That alligator's been following
you because of that steak.
Hey, you don't know that.
It could also be because
of this chicken.
Uh, guys? Guys?
Big Momma!
Big Momma's never been
captured on film!
Now's my chance.
It's also our chance
to get eaten!
Get out of the way!
Keep going! Close the door!
- Close the door!
- Close it, close it, close it!
- Don't let it get us!
- We've gotta block the door!
- Okay!
- Hold it, Ally!
- The couch!
- Yeah, the couch, the couch!
Come on! Come on!
Get the couch! Get the couch!
We're good.
Dez, the window! The window!
Why is Big Momma
attacking the boat?
I know... Baby gator must
be Big Momma's baby.
I knew you were trouble
the second I saw you!
Oh, you are so cute. I
can't stay mad at you.
We've gotta get
rid of Big Momma.
I have an idea, but we need
to distract her first.
I'm on it. Dez, come with me.
Yep, Trish and Dez
back as a team.
Here, Big Momma!
Here, Big Momma!
She's coming right at me!
She's coming right at me!
Come on, baby gator. Come on.
Come on, baby gator. Come on.
Come, baby gator.
Come on. Come on, baby gator.
There you go.
Go go go go go go! Over here, baby gator.
Over here.
Baby gator, go fast. Keep going.
Keep going. Great! Pull that up!
Pull that up!
I think it worked.
How can we be sure she's gone?
Someone look out the window.
No way. That thing
can jump in windows.
I've got an idea.
- Nope, she's not over there.
- Maybe she's under the boat?
Nope, not under here. Uh-oh!
Dez! Dez!
There's a leak in the boat!
Hello?
Oh, hi, Shiny Money. We're
having a great time.
This is the best vacation ever.
Your boat's amazing!
- The boat's sinking!
- No, not sinking.
This boat's stinking...
Stinking awesome.
Gotta go. Bye.
Quick! Find something
to plug the hole!
Dez! Here, Dez, here.
Oh! Go go go!
- I think this is gonna work.
- Yeah. Yeah.
That didn't work.
Wha... Oh!
My houseboat! What
happened to my houseboat?!
There is a perfectly good
explanation as to why...
- You two did this, didn't you?
- It wasn't their fault.
- Big Momma did it.
- Don't lie to me.
- Big Momma is a myth!
- Dez has proof!
- Show him the footage.
- Yeah.
All I see is y'all
messing up my houseboat!
And some big hair!
Oh man! I didn't get any
shots of Big Momma?
Well, in your defense, she was only 20 feet
long and attacking us for half an hour!
You guys are gonna pay for this!
I can't believe you!
Hey, look... Baby gator's back.
If he's back, that means...
Big Momma!
Go, Dez! Go go go go go go!
Oh! Oh!
Okay! I believe you!
I believe you!
It's party time, y'all! So
give it up for the only dude
who brings down the house
before coming out on stage...
Austin Moon!
Hey, everybody! This song's about summer
vacation and having fun with your friends.
Summer love hanging in the air. Hot
sand on my feet, but I don't care.
It's all I ever wanted
I hope it never ends.
So good to get away all day
in the car, but that's okay.
Because I like like like it like that.
Just chilling with my friends.
Because I... Love a
summertime vacation song...
And you know wherever we go,
you'll be singing along.
Like na na na...
Na na na...
Na na na...
Na na na...
It's such a crazy journey,
but I'm not in any hurry.
I'm taking my time.
It's all I ever wanted, to
not know where we're going.
Enjoying the ride.
Yeah yeah...
Because I... Love a
summertime vacation song...
And you know wherever we go,
you'll be singing along.
Like na na na...
Na na na...
Na na na...
Na na na.
You know, our vacation
didn't start out so great.
But it turned out to be the
best one I've ever had.
Yeah, we sunk a boat.
We fought an alligator.
Dez made toast.
That was some good toast.
Thanks, buddy.
And you got to perform on TV.
It was awesome.
Who knew you could have so
much fun without a calculator?
- I did.
- Me too.
Duh.
The only bummer is Dez didn't
get to finish his movie.
Actually, I did.
You finished your
documentary about Big Momma
without getting any
shots of Big Momma?
I just used all the footage and
turned it into a horror movie.
Check it out.
A group of friends went on vacation,
hoping to have the time of their lives.
Then things got hairy.
Doctor Dez's... "Houseboat
of Terror" Coming soon.
You made a monster
movie about me?!
I love it!
Now that's scary.
Ah!