Au service de la France (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 10 - C'est Beau la Pologne - full transcript
Mercaillon threatens Moïse to reveal his secret if he does not confess to him where André is, whose Marie-Jo lost track at the Moscow airport. In Paris, Sophie confesses to her mother her love for Yamine.
Here, my love.
Hold me, my love.
I love you. I love you.
So do I.
-I love you.
-So do I.
So do I.
-Good morning, Marie-Jo.
-Good morning, sir... Calot.
You shouldn't anymore
take care of the collection.
I make an exception
for Mr. Moïse.
Good morning, Colonel.
It's for Moise.
I have a personal gift.
All right, then.
Happy birthday, Georges.
We've been tolerating each other lately,
but we're not gonna go on like this.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's unexpected.
I bought 42. If it's too small,
you can switch.
We dance badly with
the tight feet.
You belong in the madhouse,
not in the service of France.
I've always served France loyally.
With this despicable disease?
You know that's motive
for employee demotion?
What the men will say
when they know
that are managed by an aunt?
They're gonna risk their own skin...
...when a madman tells you to?
Because we'll have to warn them.
Do I have to resign?
No, on the contrary.
Happy birthday, Moise!
-They need to knock.
-I warned you.
What a funny way to receive
an invitation to lunch.
It's Thursday, rabbit day with mustard
on Jacqueline. We'll take you.
Thanks, I don't like rabbits.
She does something else to us.
Come with us.
No, thanks, I need to work.
We're gonna have to take you by force!
You're going east!
Get real fake passports.
You travel tomorrow.
To do what?
To avoid repeating the fiasco
in Berlin.
Or the visit of the American allies.
You don't understand
none of the Cold War issues!
Now that's enough: Eastern module.
See you, gentlemen.
-Thank you.
-Do you take care of everything?
With pleasure. They will see
which is a complex region.
What they'd like to drink,
gentlemen?
Three whiskies?
Sure, with pleasure.
Three vodka, maybe.
Can you feel it?
What's that? What's that?
I don't feel anything.
Not at all.
One wonders if you have air.
It's normal.
They're not ready yet.
to understand the subtleties of the East.
At first, we were completely blind.
Disoriented.
No reflexes.
Incapable of
any communication.
Pay attention to the
that I tell you.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Shall we take a cab?
Bad capitalist reflex.
We walk.
-Isn't it far?
-Only eight kilometers.
We're gonna walk five miles on foot
with the bags?
You don't have a cab in Communist country?
Of course you do.
But we can't use them.
An authorized taxi is required
to transport Westerners.
To do this, you must register
in the taxi police
which is in the center of Moscow.
And the cab won't be able to take us there
because we don't know if it's authorized.
Still, you have to walk
five miles to come here,
because the authorized taxis
transporting Westerners
are only available at the airport.
Then it's easier to walk.
-It makes sense.
-Let's go.
That module's gonna be long.
I'd like a glass of water,
Miss?
Niet!
Good morning, comrade.
We don't stop like this
on the street for no reason.
What do they want?
They think you're in line
because there's something to buy.
That's ridiculous.
Don't judge what you don't know.
You're right, it will be long.
That's nice.
Lovely coating.
Already?
It could get dark at any time.
You have to be ready.
Welcome to Moscow, tovaritch.
Did you have a nice trip?
Thank you, that's all...
It was all right.
Why did you drug me?
We always do that.
Is your functional apartment good?
But, uh...
That's not possible.
It's ready.
-Tea or coffee?
-Tea.
Coffee.
-The tea's good.
-The coffee is good too.
What's the schedule for the day?
Purely capitalist reflex.
Here, the individual cancels out
for the benefit of society.
The day's scheduling is collective
and organized accordingly
with the five-year plan.
Okay, can we at least have lunch?
No. Let's eat,
disagreement
with individualistic pleasure,
but of a fair distribution
of the available foods.
If I don't eat, I don't listen.
And I make neither plan nor module.
Exactly.
It's an excellent exercise to start with.
-You'll do the shopping.
-The purchases?
-And who will cook?
-We will.
Of course, your region is very private.
MOSCOU
KGB HEADQUARTERS
Now I'm gonna show you
the center of the world,
the heart of the USSR.
The brain of the USSR.
It's huge.
Impressive, isn't it?
It's modernity.
Hold me, my love.
I love you. I love you.
So do I.
-I love you.
-So do I.
So do I.
-Good morning, Marie-Jo.
-Good morning, sir... Calot.
You shouldn't anymore
take care of the collection.
I make an exception
for Mr. Moïse.
Good morning, Colonel.
It's for Moise.
I have a personal gift.
All right, then.
Happy birthday, Georges.
We've been tolerating each other lately,
but we're not gonna go on like this.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's unexpected.
I bought 42. If it's too small,
you can switch.
We dance badly with
the tight feet.
You belong in the madhouse,
not in the service of France.
I've always served France loyally.
With this despicable disease?
You know that's motive
for employee demotion?
What the men will say
when they know
that are managed by an aunt?
They're gonna risk their own skin...
...when a madman tells you to?
Because we'll have to warn them.
Do I have to resign?
No, on the contrary.
Happy birthday, Moise!
-They need to knock.
-I warned you.
What a funny way to receive
an invitation to lunch.
It's Thursday, rabbit day with mustard
on Jacqueline. We'll take you.
Thanks, I don't like rabbits.
She does something else to us.
Come with us.
No, thanks, I need to work.
We're gonna have to take you by force!
You're going east!
Get real fake passports.
You travel tomorrow.
To do what?
To avoid repeating the fiasco
in Berlin.
Or the visit of the American allies.
You don't understand
none of the Cold War issues!
Now that's enough: Eastern module.
See you, gentlemen.
-Thank you.
-Do you take care of everything?
With pleasure. They will see
which is a complex region.
What they'd like to drink,
gentlemen?
Three whiskies?
Sure, with pleasure.
Three vodka, maybe.
Can you feel it?
What's that? What's that?
I don't feel anything.
Not at all.
One wonders if you have air.
It's normal.
They're not ready yet.
to understand the subtleties of the East.
At first, we were completely blind.
Disoriented.
No reflexes.
Incapable of
any communication.
Pay attention to the
that I tell you.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Shall we take a cab?
Bad capitalist reflex.
We walk.
-Isn't it far?
-Only eight kilometers.
We're gonna walk five miles on foot
with the bags?
You don't have a cab in Communist country?
Of course you do.
But we can't use them.
An authorized taxi is required
to transport Westerners.
To do this, you must register
in the taxi police
which is in the center of Moscow.
And the cab won't be able to take us there
because we don't know if it's authorized.
Still, you have to walk
five miles to come here,
because the authorized taxis
transporting Westerners
are only available at the airport.
Then it's easier to walk.
-It makes sense.
-Let's go.
That module's gonna be long.
I'd like a glass of water,
Miss?
Niet!
Good morning, comrade.
We don't stop like this
on the street for no reason.
What do they want?
They think you're in line
because there's something to buy.
That's ridiculous.
Don't judge what you don't know.
You're right, it will be long.
That's nice.
Lovely coating.
Already?
It could get dark at any time.
You have to be ready.
Welcome to Moscow, tovaritch.
Did you have a nice trip?
Thank you, that's all...
It was all right.
Why did you drug me?
We always do that.
Is your functional apartment good?
But, uh...
That's not possible.
It's ready.
-Tea or coffee?
-Tea.
Coffee.
-The tea's good.
-The coffee is good too.
What's the schedule for the day?
Purely capitalist reflex.
Here, the individual cancels out
for the benefit of society.
The day's scheduling is collective
and organized accordingly
with the five-year plan.
Okay, can we at least have lunch?
No. Let's eat,
disagreement
with individualistic pleasure,
but of a fair distribution
of the available foods.
If I don't eat, I don't listen.
And I make neither plan nor module.
Exactly.
It's an excellent exercise to start with.
-You'll do the shopping.
-The purchases?
-And who will cook?
-We will.
Of course, your region is very private.
MOSCOU
KGB HEADQUARTERS
Now I'm gonna show you
the center of the world,
the heart of the USSR.
The brain of the USSR.
It's huge.
Impressive, isn't it?
It's modernity.