Ash vs Evil Dead (2015–2018): Season 3, Episode 6 - Tales from the Rift - full transcript
Ash's bond with his daughter strengthens as more Knights of Sumeria join Pablo and him to defeat evil; Kelly decides to go after Ruby while Ash, team, and the knights enter the rift and face a battle of their own.
Ruby.
Kaya? Is that you?
The portal to the netherworld
has been established.
Free me and I'll stand with you again.
I'll free you
when I find a suitable host.
Well, Pablo has this weird
writing all over him.
Maybe he can decipher.
Am I dead again?
You left yourself vulnerable to evil.
Now you must prove yourself worthy.
¡Yo soy el Brujo Especial!
That cute little kid is a demon.
What is that dastardly Ruby up to now?!
He hurt me.
You've got some explaining
to do Mr. Williams.
Dad, get in!
You know this is the first time
you ever called me dad.
You fuck with my Pablo,
you fuck with me.
And I am done being fucked with Ruby.
You're almost there.
Once that idiot Ash Williams is dead,
you and I will go on to immortal glory.
Kelly!
What a lovely surprise...
That was for Pablo getting possessed!
That was for Brandy's mom...
Come on...
And this one?
Kelly, stop...
This one's for me.
Shoot me all you want, you stupid girl.
You forget I'm immortal.
I didn't forget.
So I brought this.
The dagger.
You're the one who found it.
Don't you just love a good surprise.
It burns, doesn't it?
You're not worthy.
Did you really think
it was gonna be that easy?
Did you?
Don't start a fight you can't finish...
All right, you shedevil fuck!
Let's go.
I can't believe this!
A week ago I was cramming for midterms
and now I'm running from the cops!
Ooh, bad idea.
Until the heat dies down, no lights.
Sounds like someone's
hidden from the cops before.
I don't have to answer that.
I gotta admit, though,
you handled that Delta with style.
Just gotta remember though,
that ass end starts to skid,
you just gotta give it...
- a little gas.
- A little gas.
Y'know I've been thinkin' it,
now I'm gonna say it:
Like daughter like dad.
So that kid in your car...
The Demon imposter kid.
Yeah.
And you really think that that had
something to do with Ms. Prevett?
Look, that little freak was
running all over her house!
Granted, the trunk thing
might've raised some eyebrows,
but this so called
counselor of yours, kiddo.
I can't say enough bad things about her!
You gotta eat.
My God.
This is so much better toasted.
Look, I hear what you're saying,
but Ms. Prevett has been nothing
but kind and thoughtful to me.
Okay? The stern "father"
voice doesn't change that.
Look at me.
I need to go clean up.
Demon spunk!
It's so gross!
Mr. Williams!
Shit.
Mr. Williams, we're with Dalton!
Yeah?
My God.
It's really him.
Do you guys get discounts on kneepads?
Ash Williams,
we're with the Knights of...
Not this again!
Spare me will you?
Dalton already told me
the whole boring story.
Wait. You must know the world
is in grave danger.
Look, Dalton sent for us,
but he's disappeared.
All right, come on in.
Don't touch any of my stuff.
Yeah, don't kill the messenger,
but I heard your buddy bought
a oneway ticket to demonville.
Years ago, another Knight came
to Elk Grove looking for you.
He never came back either.
We call ourselves
the Knights of Sumeria.
Pushy guy?
Long leather jacket?
Gary's here?
In a dead kind of way.
He left a bunch of ancient
scribbles on my cellar wall.
And these.
They're the lost pages
of the Necronomicon!
Don't get too excited.
Last person who read those
wound up with a dagger in their back.
Mr. Williams,
if you show us this writing,
we might be able to end
this nightmare once and for all.
End evil.
For all time?
Lady you're yankin' my crank.
No, no, we're not! Honest!
You better not be,
because my daughter
is on evil's shortlist,
and she's the best cook
this house ever had.
Okay, come on.
Let's roll.
Big mistake coming here alone.
Maybe.
But no one else
was gonna die on my watch.
And I've been waiting
for this moment a long time.
Let's see whatcha got.
Ohhhh, fuck!
Fuck!
I'll give it to you.
Digging up that dagger, coming in here,
all guns blazing, it wasn't a bad plan.
You giving out gold stars today, teach?
It was a terrible plan.
And your little Knight friend...
His name was Dalton.
Well, he's dead.
We've all sworn to protect you.
It's our sacred duty.
Yeah, well that's very flattering.
But this kimosabe already has a Tonto.
Hey, let's back to the part
about getting rid of evil.
The Dark One that betrayed
the others, knew...
She's got a name now. She's called Ruby.
Ruby?
I guess succubus was taken.
Ruby used a Necromancer named Kaya
to exile the other Dark Ones.
Look, if they get free,
they'll start a war
that'll destroy mankind.
But you guys are here
to stop that, right?
Our mission has been
to find the prophesied one.
Mission accomplished baby.
It's said that he will have the
Necronomicon ExMortis and...
And only together can evil
be banished from this world.
Forever.
About that.
Hypothetically, um...
what if, what if I didn't have the book?
You don't have the book?
I said hypothetically.
Come on.
Okay, it's true.
I don't have it. Ruby does.
I mean the end of days isis upon us.
There's still a chance.
Look, hopefully what
ever Gary left in the cellar
will take us to the Dead lands.
- Doesn't sound like a very happy place.
- Yeah, well, it's not.
It's where the Dark Ones
have been imprisoned.
Man, you guys are such a buzz kill.
Let's get wasted.
All right, I should have
opened this months ago.
Sorry, Brujo, let's see what you got.
Whoa...
This shit really happened.
Naked lady?!
Dad?
Dad?
- Pablo!
- Hey.
You're still better, right?
No. Yeah. No, no, II'm good.
I'm sorry about the crazy.
Are you okay?
Have you seen my dad?
I mean he was here a few minutes ago,
and now I can't find him anywhere.
Have you checked the fridge?
Are we outta beer?
Nope, and I'm kinda getting worried.
What?
Shit!
I think your dad's in trouble.
But how would you know that?
I've gotta get to the hardware store.
Kelly gets back, you let
her know what's going down.
It's probably safer if you stay here.
All right?
Lock the door behind me.
Wait. What about you?
I gotta roll.
Jefe needs me.
Okay.
Watch your steps,
'cause your compadre sure didn't.
There's your boy.
Poor Gary.
But at least he died battling evil.
Actually, he picked a fight with
my 75 year old dad.
Gary obviously left this translation
of the lost pages for us to find.
You know, he may have found a
way to open the rift!
Rift?
I've been in rifts before
and it never ends well.
Not like this one.
We believe it's a mystic passage
between the human sphere
and the dead lands.
Whatever comes next,
I promise Gary's death
will not have been in vain!
Power Ranger, tone it down, man.
Nobody's even watchin'.
You don't understand.
If Gary found a way to open the rift,
then you can enter the other realm
and lead us in eternal
battle against evil.
Hey, you know what?
That sounds like a ball.
I don't really do the eternal thing.
I'm fifty something, you know years old.
Why don't you just move on without me.
Yo! Jefe? You down here?
Pablo!
So much has happened since I last saw...
- Shit!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
It's okay, that's my trusty sidekick.
Hey.
Hey.
What is going on?
Who are all these people?
And what are you guys
doing in this weird cellar
that I never knew you had?
Not much, so far.
I think these guys flunked Sumerian 101.
Shit!
What the fuck!
I gave you a chance to join me,
to fight a war you could actually win.
Yeah, well, that's still a hard pass.
Do you know what evil is, Kelly?
It's power without fear,
without guilt,
and without pain.
Don't you ever shut the fuck up?
Last chance, Kelly.
Leave now and I might let you live.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Fuck that.
Evil murdered my mother.
I watched a fork
go through my father's skull.
I know it's impossible for a demonic
piece of shit like you to understand,
but us humans?
We get attached to people we love.
And when they get fucked over,
we want revenge.
And I ain't leaving 'til I get mine.
It's gladiator time, bitch.
Works for me.
Gu musen ud,
Ninda se,
ubla con dossio refundo ma cout...
My God, he's deciphering
the incantation!
Kandar...
Zoe, look!
My God! The rift.
He's found a way to open it!
He better not! Pablo!
Get the hell away from that wall!
You had to pick today
to learn a new language?
I don't know what came over me.
All of a sudden I just... knew.
All right, boys, this is it!
We're going in!
I got a bad feeling about this.
I got this.
Hey, boys and girls, me personally,
I've saved the world enough.
- But but none of this works without you.
- What I'm saying is,
I'm the only Prophesied One you got.
You're not gonna try me
on some Hail Mary move, are ya?
He may be right.
Okay! See? Good.
Take a break, crack a few...
One of us should go first.
A reconnaissance!
That's not what I was talking about.
You're right, Marcus.
- Good luck.
- I'll be back soon.
Gu musen ud,
ubla con dossio
refundo ma cout...
Marcus?!
So much potential.
Now you're just gonna bleed out here
on this nasty old woman's carpet?
What a waste.
Does it hurt?
I hated you least of all Kelly.
Something's not right.
I've just got a bad feeling.
Jefe?
You ain't the only one.
I've got a seriously demon vibe
from this joker!
Marcus! What did you see?
Help me up...
Thank you, Peter.
We Knights stick together, right?
Marcus?!
Peter!
Sorry, man.
Aww!
Can't just kill the guy!
Back off circus freak.
You're next.
Join us.
No, I'm good. I joined the Elks.
Kaya.
Ruby.
The rift has been opened.
Then we don't have much time.
I have a vessel.
She brought me the dagger.
And died by its blade.
The darkness is in her.
Kandar roi est char Kaya.
I'm here.
Ruby, the Dark Ones know about the rift.
We need to find it before they get out.
You help me drive
Ash's daughter over the edge
and we won't have to.
Ooh.
Time to suck a little saw.
Am I the only one fighting this asshole?
Go back to hell you
Siamese son of a bitch!
And that is how you kill a demon.
It's not as easy as it looks.
My God, they're all dead.
Welcome to my world, lady.
Shit just got really weird.
That thing is sick.
And I think some more
demons want to come out.
I was afraid you were gonna say that.
You better hang on to those pages.
Pablo you gotta find a way
to shut down this demonic
poop chute once and for all.
Wish I could stay but I have to
get back to my lovely daughter.
Brandy!
It's Pop!
Dad!
I was so worried.
Whoa, again?
Yeah, you know what they say kiddo.
A demon fighter's work is never done.
So I've heard.
Kelly!
Where have you been?
Looking for you quite honestly.
What is that smell?
Pop Tarts.
You want one?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
- I'll make two.
- Hah. Toast it like last time.
Son of a bitch, you found it.
Lucky us.
It was buried right where we thought.
Good work, Kelly.
This changes everything.
Yes, it does.
Kaya? Is that you?
The portal to the netherworld
has been established.
Free me and I'll stand with you again.
I'll free you
when I find a suitable host.
Well, Pablo has this weird
writing all over him.
Maybe he can decipher.
Am I dead again?
You left yourself vulnerable to evil.
Now you must prove yourself worthy.
¡Yo soy el Brujo Especial!
That cute little kid is a demon.
What is that dastardly Ruby up to now?!
He hurt me.
You've got some explaining
to do Mr. Williams.
Dad, get in!
You know this is the first time
you ever called me dad.
You fuck with my Pablo,
you fuck with me.
And I am done being fucked with Ruby.
You're almost there.
Once that idiot Ash Williams is dead,
you and I will go on to immortal glory.
Kelly!
What a lovely surprise...
That was for Pablo getting possessed!
That was for Brandy's mom...
Come on...
And this one?
Kelly, stop...
This one's for me.
Shoot me all you want, you stupid girl.
You forget I'm immortal.
I didn't forget.
So I brought this.
The dagger.
You're the one who found it.
Don't you just love a good surprise.
It burns, doesn't it?
You're not worthy.
Did you really think
it was gonna be that easy?
Did you?
Don't start a fight you can't finish...
All right, you shedevil fuck!
Let's go.
I can't believe this!
A week ago I was cramming for midterms
and now I'm running from the cops!
Ooh, bad idea.
Until the heat dies down, no lights.
Sounds like someone's
hidden from the cops before.
I don't have to answer that.
I gotta admit, though,
you handled that Delta with style.
Just gotta remember though,
that ass end starts to skid,
you just gotta give it...
- a little gas.
- A little gas.
Y'know I've been thinkin' it,
now I'm gonna say it:
Like daughter like dad.
So that kid in your car...
The Demon imposter kid.
Yeah.
And you really think that that had
something to do with Ms. Prevett?
Look, that little freak was
running all over her house!
Granted, the trunk thing
might've raised some eyebrows,
but this so called
counselor of yours, kiddo.
I can't say enough bad things about her!
You gotta eat.
My God.
This is so much better toasted.
Look, I hear what you're saying,
but Ms. Prevett has been nothing
but kind and thoughtful to me.
Okay? The stern "father"
voice doesn't change that.
Look at me.
I need to go clean up.
Demon spunk!
It's so gross!
Mr. Williams!
Shit.
Mr. Williams, we're with Dalton!
Yeah?
My God.
It's really him.
Do you guys get discounts on kneepads?
Ash Williams,
we're with the Knights of...
Not this again!
Spare me will you?
Dalton already told me
the whole boring story.
Wait. You must know the world
is in grave danger.
Look, Dalton sent for us,
but he's disappeared.
All right, come on in.
Don't touch any of my stuff.
Yeah, don't kill the messenger,
but I heard your buddy bought
a oneway ticket to demonville.
Years ago, another Knight came
to Elk Grove looking for you.
He never came back either.
We call ourselves
the Knights of Sumeria.
Pushy guy?
Long leather jacket?
Gary's here?
In a dead kind of way.
He left a bunch of ancient
scribbles on my cellar wall.
And these.
They're the lost pages
of the Necronomicon!
Don't get too excited.
Last person who read those
wound up with a dagger in their back.
Mr. Williams,
if you show us this writing,
we might be able to end
this nightmare once and for all.
End evil.
For all time?
Lady you're yankin' my crank.
No, no, we're not! Honest!
You better not be,
because my daughter
is on evil's shortlist,
and she's the best cook
this house ever had.
Okay, come on.
Let's roll.
Big mistake coming here alone.
Maybe.
But no one else
was gonna die on my watch.
And I've been waiting
for this moment a long time.
Let's see whatcha got.
Ohhhh, fuck!
Fuck!
I'll give it to you.
Digging up that dagger, coming in here,
all guns blazing, it wasn't a bad plan.
You giving out gold stars today, teach?
It was a terrible plan.
And your little Knight friend...
His name was Dalton.
Well, he's dead.
We've all sworn to protect you.
It's our sacred duty.
Yeah, well that's very flattering.
But this kimosabe already has a Tonto.
Hey, let's back to the part
about getting rid of evil.
The Dark One that betrayed
the others, knew...
She's got a name now. She's called Ruby.
Ruby?
I guess succubus was taken.
Ruby used a Necromancer named Kaya
to exile the other Dark Ones.
Look, if they get free,
they'll start a war
that'll destroy mankind.
But you guys are here
to stop that, right?
Our mission has been
to find the prophesied one.
Mission accomplished baby.
It's said that he will have the
Necronomicon ExMortis and...
And only together can evil
be banished from this world.
Forever.
About that.
Hypothetically, um...
what if, what if I didn't have the book?
You don't have the book?
I said hypothetically.
Come on.
Okay, it's true.
I don't have it. Ruby does.
I mean the end of days isis upon us.
There's still a chance.
Look, hopefully what
ever Gary left in the cellar
will take us to the Dead lands.
- Doesn't sound like a very happy place.
- Yeah, well, it's not.
It's where the Dark Ones
have been imprisoned.
Man, you guys are such a buzz kill.
Let's get wasted.
All right, I should have
opened this months ago.
Sorry, Brujo, let's see what you got.
Whoa...
This shit really happened.
Naked lady?!
Dad?
Dad?
- Pablo!
- Hey.
You're still better, right?
No. Yeah. No, no, II'm good.
I'm sorry about the crazy.
Are you okay?
Have you seen my dad?
I mean he was here a few minutes ago,
and now I can't find him anywhere.
Have you checked the fridge?
Are we outta beer?
Nope, and I'm kinda getting worried.
What?
Shit!
I think your dad's in trouble.
But how would you know that?
I've gotta get to the hardware store.
Kelly gets back, you let
her know what's going down.
It's probably safer if you stay here.
All right?
Lock the door behind me.
Wait. What about you?
I gotta roll.
Jefe needs me.
Okay.
Watch your steps,
'cause your compadre sure didn't.
There's your boy.
Poor Gary.
But at least he died battling evil.
Actually, he picked a fight with
my 75 year old dad.
Gary obviously left this translation
of the lost pages for us to find.
You know, he may have found a
way to open the rift!
Rift?
I've been in rifts before
and it never ends well.
Not like this one.
We believe it's a mystic passage
between the human sphere
and the dead lands.
Whatever comes next,
I promise Gary's death
will not have been in vain!
Power Ranger, tone it down, man.
Nobody's even watchin'.
You don't understand.
If Gary found a way to open the rift,
then you can enter the other realm
and lead us in eternal
battle against evil.
Hey, you know what?
That sounds like a ball.
I don't really do the eternal thing.
I'm fifty something, you know years old.
Why don't you just move on without me.
Yo! Jefe? You down here?
Pablo!
So much has happened since I last saw...
- Shit!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
It's okay, that's my trusty sidekick.
Hey.
Hey.
What is going on?
Who are all these people?
And what are you guys
doing in this weird cellar
that I never knew you had?
Not much, so far.
I think these guys flunked Sumerian 101.
Shit!
What the fuck!
I gave you a chance to join me,
to fight a war you could actually win.
Yeah, well, that's still a hard pass.
Do you know what evil is, Kelly?
It's power without fear,
without guilt,
and without pain.
Don't you ever shut the fuck up?
Last chance, Kelly.
Leave now and I might let you live.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Fuck that.
Evil murdered my mother.
I watched a fork
go through my father's skull.
I know it's impossible for a demonic
piece of shit like you to understand,
but us humans?
We get attached to people we love.
And when they get fucked over,
we want revenge.
And I ain't leaving 'til I get mine.
It's gladiator time, bitch.
Works for me.
Gu musen ud,
Ninda se,
ubla con dossio refundo ma cout...
My God, he's deciphering
the incantation!
Kandar...
Zoe, look!
My God! The rift.
He's found a way to open it!
He better not! Pablo!
Get the hell away from that wall!
You had to pick today
to learn a new language?
I don't know what came over me.
All of a sudden I just... knew.
All right, boys, this is it!
We're going in!
I got a bad feeling about this.
I got this.
Hey, boys and girls, me personally,
I've saved the world enough.
- But but none of this works without you.
- What I'm saying is,
I'm the only Prophesied One you got.
You're not gonna try me
on some Hail Mary move, are ya?
He may be right.
Okay! See? Good.
Take a break, crack a few...
One of us should go first.
A reconnaissance!
That's not what I was talking about.
You're right, Marcus.
- Good luck.
- I'll be back soon.
Gu musen ud,
ubla con dossio
refundo ma cout...
Marcus?!
So much potential.
Now you're just gonna bleed out here
on this nasty old woman's carpet?
What a waste.
Does it hurt?
I hated you least of all Kelly.
Something's not right.
I've just got a bad feeling.
Jefe?
You ain't the only one.
I've got a seriously demon vibe
from this joker!
Marcus! What did you see?
Help me up...
Thank you, Peter.
We Knights stick together, right?
Marcus?!
Peter!
Sorry, man.
Aww!
Can't just kill the guy!
Back off circus freak.
You're next.
Join us.
No, I'm good. I joined the Elks.
Kaya.
Ruby.
The rift has been opened.
Then we don't have much time.
I have a vessel.
She brought me the dagger.
And died by its blade.
The darkness is in her.
Kandar roi est char Kaya.
I'm here.
Ruby, the Dark Ones know about the rift.
We need to find it before they get out.
You help me drive
Ash's daughter over the edge
and we won't have to.
Ooh.
Time to suck a little saw.
Am I the only one fighting this asshole?
Go back to hell you
Siamese son of a bitch!
And that is how you kill a demon.
It's not as easy as it looks.
My God, they're all dead.
Welcome to my world, lady.
Shit just got really weird.
That thing is sick.
And I think some more
demons want to come out.
I was afraid you were gonna say that.
You better hang on to those pages.
Pablo you gotta find a way
to shut down this demonic
poop chute once and for all.
Wish I could stay but I have to
get back to my lovely daughter.
Brandy!
It's Pop!
Dad!
I was so worried.
Whoa, again?
Yeah, you know what they say kiddo.
A demon fighter's work is never done.
So I've heard.
Kelly!
Where have you been?
Looking for you quite honestly.
What is that smell?
Pop Tarts.
You want one?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
- I'll make two.
- Hah. Toast it like last time.
Son of a bitch, you found it.
Lucky us.
It was buried right where we thought.
Good work, Kelly.
This changes everything.
Yes, it does.