As If (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Gelin Basi - full transcript

Brother!

What are you doing?
What are you doing?

It's been twenty-five minutes,
they were going to open it now!

Enough is enough!

We've been listening to this
over and over since the morning,

nothing is going to happen,
the guys don't open it, they won't!

I mean, apparently they have
closed their customer service.

They do not even have
enough room to swing a cat.

You think so bro,
I'll go there and take my money

bit by bit, and you'll see, okay?

Yeah, exactly.



What's up brother, where are you going?

Ersoy,

did you cry?

No bro, not at all.

What happened, what is this?

Where are you going?

I joined up for taekwondo last year,
remember?

-Yes.
-There I have a money I need to get.

-I'll take it.
-Good.

What's wrong with you son?

It's okay, I took a bath, that's it.

Ersoy, look, I've known you for years,
you can't fool me,

There's something else behind that
bathroom pink on your face, tell me.

Yılmaz, okay, nothing,



nothing!

I have to go to Hümeyra's wedding,

on the other hand, we need to give
gold or something, my mother called,

"Take this and that",
why are you calling me at all?

Why are you making a
telephone traffic over there?

Semra aunts and so on,
they are constantly talking.

I don't want to go to that wedding bro!

Tell us without whining!

Who is she, what's going on,
where the hell the wedding come from,

who is Hümeyra?

Hümeyra is his lady friend.

Yılmaz,
you always make the same joke, huh!

There is no such thing,
Hümeyra is my childhood friend,

She is also my neighbor, İlkkan.

We grew up with her, brother.

Primary school, secondary school,

preparation for high school,
high school.

language school or something in the
summer, we were all together like that.

Then I couldn't got
into the university,

she did, we parted ways there.

But I mean,
she's like my sister, Hümeyra, İlkkan.

So Hümeyra is getting married, Ersoy?

Hey there, Hümeyra of the years,
she is getting married.

Ersoy,
you don't have to face it, brother,

why did you get into
this kind of trips?

Make up a lie,
don't go to the wedding, so what?

Brother, there is nothing to face.

Hümeyra gets married or not,
what does it have to do with me?

Let her get married if she wants,
in fact let her marry!

I support her, I was happy when
I heard it, on the contrary.

After all,
Hümeyra is a person like my relative,

of course I will be happy.

İlkkan, if you saw Hümeyra,
you would love her very much, I mean,

she is very like-minded girl.
Her mother call her Humosh,

For example, I call her Humor
because of her witty temperament.

This is our relationship, İlkkan.

I've heard this story fifty times.

Oh, dear Ersoy.
that's why it's always like that bro.

Dude, it's always like this,

because you try to mask
your fear with politeness,

that is, because of you showing
your shyness as benevolence.

Brother, you have been a
crush on the girl for decades,

and you couldn't go and open yourself
once, couldn't tell your intentions.

It's too late brother.
The bird is out of the cage now.

I don't think you should
go to that wedding.

Because if you go, this misery,

this destruction of yours will be
visible bro, you can't hide it.

Oh, brother, there is no such thing,
there is no such thing...

I can't explain myself.
You don't really understand my problem.

I have to go to that wedding because
Hümeyra's mother and my mother,

Well, close friends!

Also,
Aunt Semra gave a minivan to my cousin

as a gift at her wedding.

Since that day, it's been talked about.

"Semra Aunt bought a minivan!"
they always tell this among our family.

This minivan is the minivan we know,
right?

Yes, minivan.
They bought a big minivan, black.

That's what the man had
announced at the wedding,

"A minivan from Aunt Semra!"

Anyway, so my mom called me today,

"Son" she said. "Look, we can't
buy minivan like your Aunt Semra.

We don't have money.
But, you will go

and get full gold coin,
you will gift it,” she said.

Look,
if I don't do this, everyone in

the family will curse me,
including my mother!

Everyone will curse me.
and Aunt Semra will grumble like this,

"We bought a minivan for them, and
Ersoy hasn't even come to the wedding!"

Ersoy, I think, there is no other way.

I can't see it, you will go,
you will gift the gold, you will

smile and run away so it's like
this is the only way right now.

Brother, I'm not on that side of the
business at all, screw the wedding.

I mean really, I need to buy gold bro,

I need to get that gold,
but how do I get it?

I don't have money,
I went to a few jewelers,

to see maybe there is something I
can buy, according to my budget,

I went and asked,
I said what's under a quarter of gold,

they said gram gold.

I said what's the thing under of gold
in a gram, they said a half grams.

under a half gram,
there is a powder gold.

Are you going to throw
powder in the girl's face?

I would buy it if it was cheap.
It doesn't work either.

Son, if you ask your mother, isn't she

the one who insists on gold?

How can I ask, if I say send money, she
will understand that I am out of work.

-She put me to work.
-Did you quit your job?

Yes, it's been two months, man.

Why don't you tell me?

Isn't that something to be said?
What happened?

-Mustafa brother was beating me.
-What?

-Son, was he beating you really?
-He was beating.

-That's why I didn't say it, look.
- I'm so sorry,

I'm pissed off, Ersoy!

After all, there is no gold, bro!

I don't want to go to that wedding,

I don't want it,
I am disgusted by that wedding!

Take it easy, wait a minute!

I don't want it bro,
I don't want it Yılmaz, understand me!

He is being beaten, he is being beaten.

I laughed too,
but it's very frustrating, isn't it?

Brother Mustafa was beating the boy.

I would understand if he said,
Mustafa brother beat me.

Like, he beat him once, and he left.

But he told that he was beating,
like it's a process.

It means you were beaten for a while.

Who knows how long
it had been going on?

This means that we...

if we beat him,
we can beat him for a while.

Yes.

Where are you gazing at,
thinking about the recent issue?

-What was the matter?
-Carbon footprint.

No, I'm thinking about Ersoy.

Son, we will give the man his money, he

will go and gift his full
gold coin like a lad,

do not dwell on this issue!

Brother,
you really minimized this issue, it's

not just a matter of
going and gifting a gold.

I'm thinking about Ersoy,
the boy is stuck in my head,

I saw him in my dream, last night.

-I hope it's good.
-In my dream,

there was such a pointed-eared,
pitch-black hound.

Ersoy was nursing this hound,
in my dream.

-Gee!
-Go figure it out now.

I wonder why the hound?

I looked at the dream interpretations,

nursing a black hound
means financial distress.

We already know, the man himself says,

that he has financial problems, why
is there a need for an interpretation?

My brother, he says of course, yes,

but I mean, do you see what I mean?

The dream confirmed this.

We need to solve this man's problem,

I don't want to send Ersoy to
the wedding, with empty pocket.

I don't want to send him bent over,
like a nobody.

I want so that the girl sees him,
she says,

"What have I missed!"
by looking at Ersoy.

Brother, I don't think the
girl will care or anything,

this seems like a one-sided
delusion of Ersoy to me.

That's gold bro, what more can we do?

Gold, we can't give gold İlkkan,
there's no gold,

gold is, it's something else, son,

they gave a minivan as a gift,
so this kid should be under it, huh?

Something.

Should we do the catering for them?

Are you crazy,
fulfilling the food for 5000 people?

What food?

Didn't you say let's do their catering?

Is that what catering means, idiot?

-What do you mean by catering then?
-What it means?

Okay, it means supplying

food, drinks, take them and serve.

-Is that what catering means?
-Yeah, what was in your mind?

Catering, fuck...

Is that what catering means?

Brother, just the other day,
this conversation started,

I talked for two hours,
catering, catering.

I talked to a girl about
something completely different,

she was a very beautiful girl!

Anyway, let's think about it.

Shall we buy their bedroom?
Is it too much?

What you said are very big things,
dude!

-Big, right.
-They've already managed the bedroom,

we have come to the last day.

Also, because of Ersoy,
we are on the girl's side.

But the girl's side takes the bedroom,
so it's okay,

but they haven't left it until today,
so let's forget it.

Ours should be more girl-oriented,
it will make

Ersoy look great in
the eyes of the girl,

we can buy her wedding dress.

Brother, the wedding dress
is really amazing! Wonderful!

A very thoughtful move.

In fact, I think we should go

and marry the girl directly,

it would be a very big,
cool move, it would be easiness.

I mean bro, not at all...

I swear, you really leave me helpless.

My dear Ersoy, gets into my dreams.

That's why I worry about his troubles,
he comes into my dreams,

you grin like a stupid, making jokes.

-Why are you...
-Take it seriously.

like "I care very much about Ersoy,

I am a very sensitive person".

Why are you showing off like that?

This feeling of mine is real.

-It's okay...
-Because you don't have any equivalent,

-that's how it looks to you.
-I'm saying that I have an equivalent.

Let's give our pure gold,

-to our Ersoy.
-Do you love Ersoy?

Ersoy is my dear brother, brother.

Say I love him.

-I love.
-Let's hear it from your mouth!

I love Ersoy so much, dude!

-I love him too, brother.
-Ok.

-That's why I think so.
-What a great thing.

Let's give the gold, let it end,
I'm not on the show-off part,

like someone!

Brother, look,

you're still wandering
around gold business.

It's not something that can
happen with gold, we need

to do something else like this,
I mean the hair, the make-up,

they are making a bridal head,
what is the name of that bridal head?

-Bride's head.
-Well, it's okay,

Let's give this as a gift,
what do you say?

Don't say no in instance,
let's gift a bridal hair.

Wait, look, this makes sense, really.

-Okay brother, the hair of the bride.
-Are you kidding me,

-or you really agree with me?
-No, the bride's hair

would be nice bro, because it's
not like gold, after all...

It's not a cliché.

Yes,
also, in terms of visual appearance,

it will live
forever in videos, and photos.

The more they look, the more
they'll remember our dear Ersoy.

Okay, great brother, let's call Muhsin.

No Muhsin, I do not entrust
anything to the impostor,

I have another,
stronger candidate, I will call him.

Well brother, do that then,

I also take pictures
of the bride and groom.

What means "I also"?

What happened suddenly?

Isn't the bridal hair our mutual gift?

Why did you separate yourself suddenly?

You did first,
"I gave this job to Muhsin."

I just gave an idea.

-You are acting the thoughtful.
-You have started a meaningless race.

Anyway, brother!

I am also doing photography.

In fact, look.

I have something even better.
I'll write it down too.

I can't compete with you,
I swear, with that level of ambition.

-What's up bro?
-My Ersoy, my brother, my dear!

-Welcome bro.
-Sit tight, hold on tight,

you're going to the wedding,
Ersoy, it's all right, I mean,

without gram gold in your pocket,
without being a nobody.

Your head will be straight, you will
enter into the thing like a knight,

-into the wedding, don't worry.
-What did you do?

Not what did you do,
"What did you do Yılmaz?"

I'm going to solve it by myself anyway.

While I'm here, it's not your business.

-Ersoy, I'm taking care of it.
-Dude, think of your mother,

think about an aunt Semra,
they are calling the woman,

and tell "Ersoy came to our wedding,
may Allah be pleased with him, he did

this and that,
what a good son you have raised!" etc.

For example, the other side gave a
minivan, but the visual feast that

Ersoy bring to the table, was way
better, made people forget the minivan.

-They say this is a wonderful thing.
-They'd say "What the hell is minivan?"

Think of Hümeyra,

the girl is in her wedding dress,
she sees you,

she says...

She regrets it.

"What for did I leave this
bright prince!" deep down inside.

Imagine this, these moments, son.

We, I mean I, as your brother,

Of course I will work for it.

So yes, forget Hümeyra

my mom would be very pleased.

My dear Ersoy,
the bride's hair of Hümeyra is on me,

From your Yılmaz brother,
but of course,

don't call it on me,
we'll pretend it was you.

because it's you, we're going
to raise you, can I explain?

The bride's hair is on me,

make sure she is not
promising anyone for the hair.

-We're getting this done, bro.
-I...

am taking pictures of the bride and
groom!

-Why are you shouting?
-Not a photo,

-I'm recording a video! Video!
- Shout some more. Stand up.

What's wrong with you son,
what is this race for?

I share my enthusiasm with my friend!
I'm shooting video!

I am enthused too, bro.

-I'm enthu... don't get me wrong.
-I saw one gimbal,

It's a great gimbal bro, I'm renting
it, well, I'm waiting for a call.

-The man will call soon.
-I have the enthusiasm too.

What's a gimbal?

Brother, this is a great tool,
you attach the camera to it,

move it like that as
much as you want, shake it,

it produces such a smooth,
clean image,

It's already used to achieve
a fluid and stable image

in the sector.

My dear Ersoy,
don't look at his monkey talk.

It's a bullshit tool,
also in our culture,

there is no need for
such an uninterrupted,

fluid image at our weddings, frankly.

So guys, really, thank you so much.

But I mean,
I'm really not as upset as you think.

Hümeyra is like my cousin.

Okay, look,
look, look, the man is calling now.

My dear,

imagine yourself while
entering into that wedding.

-Like a knight.
-I hear you brother.

-Call Hümeyra,
-Yes.

She will not promise to anyone,

we handle the bridal hair, okay?

We'll see what happens after.

Okay.

Oh my God.

-Okay, okay.
-Hello, Hümeyra.

-Okay, very good, very good.
-How are you?

Son, everywhere covered in dust!

It's all covered in dust and shit.

You are not working well!

You do not!

You drive me crazy!
Take it away!

Sir, are you moving away?

No, we are not moving,

let's say we're getting smaller,
so we're getting smaller right now.

We hand the gym on a friend.

Are you one of our former students?
Slowly.

Sir, yes, Yılmaz.

I came for an hour last year, you

told me that I am perfectly
suitable for taekwondo.

Oh yeah right right,
you really have the taekwondo thing.

Do you want get anything,
how do you do?

I didn't do anything, but let me answer
the question of what would I get.

What would I get?

I swear, I could have gotten my
extra paid eleven-month course fees,

for example.

So, now, sir,

as I said before, I came last year,

you know, I was able to come for
an hour, then I couldn't continue,

I travel a lot due to my job.
That's why I couldn't continue.

But since that day,
taekwondo course fees have been

automatically deducted
from my account monthly.

Of course I tried to show this
as an expense before I got here,

but the finance did not accept this,
in the form of taekwondo course fee.

That's what I said,
let's visit the course,

and I would also see my teacher Osman.

I said, for that purpose,
I actually disturbed you for that.

We'll do anything, we'll stop it,
we'll handle it, don't worry.

-Really, sir?
-Yeah.

Thank you very, very much,
thank you very much sir, let's stop it.

Let's stop.

But,
now there is something like this sir,

although it pleased me
very much as an idea,

I had taekwondo expense on
legal grounds, for nothing.

You know, taking it from,

from here,
from the Osi taekwondo family...

There is no money,

Yılmaz, look, this hall has been
foreclosed four times,

four times, look,

I'm going to Edremit to settle

in with my brother-in-law, okay?

He has a hot spring there,
I became a partner

with him there,
I will be getting twenty percent share.

I became a twenty percent shareholder,
I'm there, I'm there.

-Ok.
-I mean, I mean,

life even brought me
this far from taekwondo.

Teacher, I understand you very well,
I understand you very well,

you know, but I don't have
an eleven-month course fee

to gift you for nothing.

Unfortunately,
I do not have such a situation.

You know, I certainly didn't want
to say it like that, but this issue,

if it goes to the court,

so it shouldn't be a surprise to you.

Don't go to court or anything,
don't bother, look,

that money will flake, that court will
last for three years, it will not end.

Come on, don't bother with the
court or anything, I'll tell you.

My teacher, my teacher, so thoroughly,

you turned it into a mole and a
tobacconist story, my teacher, I swear!

What, how was that story?

Well,
there is the mole and the tobacconist.

A tobacconist.

They told me that story here, in Osi.

-In Osi?
-Mole,

the mole goes, to the tobacconists,

"O tobacconists"
"what's wrong mole?",

"Are you in tobacco?",

"Can't you see,
mole, we're in the tobacco",

"where is your tobacconist?",
"our tobacconist is in the village",

"where is your village?",
"there is our village",

"How is your tobacco?"

"We have plenty of tobacco,
O mole, won't you come to our village?"

Here goes the mole,
to the tobacconist's village,

finds the tobacconist, says,

"O tobacco man, O tobacco man,
do you have any tobacco?"

Tobacconist says,

"O mole, don't you know,
I'm a tobacconist, I have tobacco."

"Do you have my tobacco?",
"What should I do with your tobacco?"

He says, says the tobacconist,
O' mole, O' mole.

-The mole says.
-"What should I do with your"...

Teacher, this is a story like this!
You told it to me here!

Ok.

something that explains,
exactly our situation.

It is commonly known.

I see, shall I make another

offer like a fire?
Like fire!

-Ok.
-Look, Taner.

-Here you go, sir.
-Taner.

-Here you go, sir.
-Black belt second dan,

real black belt approved by Tucuman,

This is Taner, he has a taekwondo show,

he has been doing it for three
or four years, right Taner?

That's right, teacher.

He's been doing it for
three or four years,

Look, I'm being very sincere.

It is a very high-quality show,
gaining great acclaim wherever he goes.

Now you,
what did you say, you said eleven.

-I have eleven months of fee to get.
-You have eleven months to get,

eleven,
Taner's fee is 400 lira per show,

I also have a commission, of course,

total of 4.8 shows.

-4.8 show?
-4.8 shows.

I mean, for God's sake,

what should I do with
4.8 taekwondo show?

So we round it up to five shows.
That's all I can do.

-Okay, we've rounded up to five shows.
-Five shows.

-What should I do?
-Five shows.

Look, you're asking what to do, right?

Shall I tell you something?
Honestly, you get

all the attention,
everyone likes it very much,

You make a lot of bonuses,
you get a lot of plus points.

Everyone will talk about you.

I can't get paid, right?
No way?

-No, unfortunately, you can't.
-Alright.

Then, my teacher Osman,
let me ask you about Taner's phone.

Take Mr. Taner directly, if you
call him, he will come right now.

Ok but,
there is no need right now, I'll take

Mr. Taner's phone,
whenever I need a taekwondo show,

let me contact him.

Take Mr. Taner himself,
and go, he will come.

But right now, in my life,

I mean, I don't have a necessity
for taekwondo show, right now.

Just so I'll call when it happens.

You take Taner, go together, you
will get his phone number on the way.

-Mr. Taner, are you available?
-Of course.

-Can we go?
-Of course, sir, excuse me?

-Of course.
-Then let's go.

-I'll walk by getting your phone.
-Ok.

I think of a place for a
taekwondo show, we'll consider it.

Sure.

Of course, I want it to be natural.

-But now we said twelve curls.
-Uh-huh.

Rebutton it, button it up.

Well, it was a bun, wasn't it?

Yes, the curls are like
this from the sides of the bun.

-Of course.
-Vertical to the ground but

its ends are curved, turning from
the inside like a crown of flowers.

Actually,
I want something very classic.

Don't worry, you will be beautiful.

Hümeyra,
you will be a very beautiful bride.

We also decide on the size of it.

We'll take your curls out from
here and make big tongs like this.

Ok.

Never mind the bride, teacher İlkay.

Why are you listening to the bride,
the bridal hair is on Ersoy!

Ersoy.

We authorized a full authority to you,
me and Ersoy.

Show your art.

We came here for your creativity, okay?

Thank you Yılmaz.

So we could have gone
to poor-quality Muhsin.

If the bride also gives
a full authority...

-Of course.
-With pleasure.

Of course, my dear,
full authority from the bride to you.

I wonder if you could do something
cool from a little higher up?

Could you please leave it to İlkay,
İlkay will take care of it.

We are on you İlkay,
it's your creativity.

Don't worry Yılmaz, I have it all.

Button up.

It's so dense, the Turkish delight.

By the way, Hümeyra's hair is
quite thick like a mop head.

Is it stuck in your teeth?

Look, there is no literate
person, there is no surname law.

Oh, look at the car.

-Was it, taekwondo?
-Yes, I'm a taekwondo athlete.

He's from Osi.

It's beautiful.

-Salam alaikum.
-Hello, welcome,

Humor is inside, the bride is
having her hair done right now.

Hüseyin, Mr Hüseyin?

Yes, yes it is me.

Mrs. Hümeyra, it's been two hours now,
she will get out about five minutes.

By the way, I'm Ersoy, we haven't
had the opportunity to meet yet.

Well, İbrahim, bring my phone bro.

I can say that I am a
very old friend of her.

That is, her true friend!

Well, İbrahim, turn up the volume
of that music a little bit bro,

come on, sorry for the trouble.

After that, we'll probably
go to the photo shoot, right?

-Yeah.
-So it wasn't really necessary,

I had everything set up but,

I mean, when my dear Hümeyra said so,
I couldn't object.

Well, İlkkan sent the location,
we will go to that place.

Shooting will be there. İlkkan is
our friend, he will take the photo.

He rented a gimbal or something.

How beautiful is this car,
whoever decorated it, well done.

Thank you, we had it decorated by
four friends yesterday, until morning.

-Well done.
-Well done.

Thank you.

It's very nice,
that's, the car shows itself.

I liked the bumper sticker
on the rear window of the car.

But what does it mean?

Thank you brother.

It is a motto we use
in common with Hümeyra.

It's really nice.

What brings us closer to
being human are, our mottos.

Yes, yes, our mottos.

I think so, well, at least.

-I think she's coming.
-With Hümeyra...

Oh, oh!

The hair suited you perfectly!

Brother, volume up!

Brother,
it is how the bridal hair done?

What's going on?

It's a bit of an exaggeration,
Yılmaz, but you know,

it was worth the money we paid,
brother, it was good.

It's super-hot!

-İlkay teacher, well done.
-Thank you dear Yılmaz.

Ersoy, Ersoy,
get in touch with them, mix with them.

Stay close to the girl, run!

Now we're going to do a photo shoot,
a video or something

if you want,
let's go, come, Humor, this way.

-Come come.
-Be careful.

Come here.
Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly,

-Slow.
-Hold on bro, I know what to do.

-One minute, one second.
-Oh, oh my.

-Oh.
-Oh, oh, oh, stop,

-Wait, bend over thoroughly.
-My honey, this way.

-Push your head like that.
-Dear Hümeyra, one minute.

-Put it like this.
-Dear Hümeyra, a little more, yes.

Yes, it entered...

Gradually, don't push it hurts, hurts!

Are you carrying goods?
It's not gonna be like that.

-We will give you a location.
-The bride is like a package, brother.

-Hümeyra,
-Okay okay.

We'll give you a location.
You'll come there okay?

We will take photos and videos,
with gimbal.

I'm going to come quickly
and stand there now, everybody

smile, I'm going through your faces,
okay, are you ready?

Yes.

Miserable.

Can we take the relatives aside?

So he's not ashamed.

-Only the bride and groom stay.
-He's not ashamed either.

What's wrong with it bro?
Is he doing something shameful?

-Yes.
-He's shooting video.

Now I'm spinning around you, follow me

-with your eyes, smiling.
-I know exactly who he is.

Yes, let's see those warm smiles!

Yes, this is the happiest day of ours!

Yes!

Now, on the count of three,
Hümeyra, throw the flower in the air,

I'll surprise you there,
come on, one, two, three!

-Look at his situation and movements.
-That was awesome!

Yes, let's applaud.

Ok great, I'll be right back,
you guys rest for a minute.

Look,
he finished in the sky, did you see it?

-Gee!
-He finished it in the cloud.

Dude, it was a very strange video,
it is legendary Ersoy!

You will truly be the man of the day.

Well done.

That's our job, so it really deserved
its money, so it was worth it.

There is that thing, you know,

I had the flower thrown while
I was getting back like this.

-It was good.
-There bro,

I will put hundreds of
thousands of butterflies

in the edit,
when that flower is thrown.

They will disperse like this,
it will be awesome!

So good!

Hüseyin,
Hümeyra, go to the end for a bit, let's

take the picture there,
I thought of something very beautiful.

Oh brother, we're tired, it's enough!

Hüseyin, don't get tired today,
today is your happiest day!

Look, these are memories, the only
thing money can't buy is the memory!

-Fuck off!
-İlkkan, why did you get

into such a rat race with me bro, huh?

Where did such a
friendship race come from,

hundreds of thousands of butterflies,
etc.

You went and rented a stick,

you've been running around
like a squirrel for two hours.

Take your photo and video,
then fuck off bro,

what is this swagger?

Brother, you got the bridal hair done.
Now fuck off.

Why are you coming here?

You are spoiling our day.

Today is a special day for me too,
because my dear Ersoy is happy.

Secondly, I'm standing by the
bridal hair that I have made, bro.

Third, I'm giving dear Ersoy an
extra taekwondo show as a gift.

Don't shoot me, why are you shooting?

-Did you know about the taekwondo show?
-There is bro.

For a wedding, a taekwondo show

is so awesome, this is a must-have.

-You have turned into green with envy?
-Flutters, poor flutters.

You turned into green,
do you have air sickness?

Yes, exactly.

Go on, underestimate me.

I'm sorry,
Taner, this is not related with you.

It's okay bro, no offense.

Hümeyra!
Hümeyra!

Smile more, okay?

Stand up straighter, keep your
body upright, chin up, active!

It will be beautiful,
very beautiful! Trust me!

Don't shoot me, Ersoy, don't shoot me,
I'll talk about something private!

Ersoy, you need to keep yourself
in the background a little bit,

you stand out a lot,
the groom started to become suspicious.

I'm trying to make
something good happen.

Okay, I understand you,
but look, the day will be longer,

there will be many more key moments.
Don't shoot us bro!

I'm talking something, why am I
in the wedding video of strangers?

There will be a lot of key moments,
you just get out there.

İlkkan, we need to speed
up this photography thing,

but the camel procession
is on its way, that's why.

-Camel procession?
-Camel procession, don't you know?

How should I know,
son, about the camel procession?

-Brother, it's a kind of convoy.
-Wait, tell it by looking here.

Ok, stop.

Camel procession is a kind of convoy.

The camel goes first,
there is a dowry chest on the camel.

The bride is taken and
brought to the middle house.

What about the middle house?

The middle house is...
Shoot me.

What we call the middle house,
Yılmaz, we call

the house between the henna house and
the nuptial house, the middle house.

There, before the wedding,
the bride washes laundry,

Then, from the groom's side,
the youngest boy presents his beard

to the groom in a pouch,
to bring good luck.

Then, salt is blown out from the
outer door of the middle house.

After that, wedding dresses,
make-up and all these are covered,

you probably already know them,
because it's a classic thing.

Going down to the garden and
the panty of mother-in-law.

A custom that ends like that.

All right, brother, I'm going now.

What the hell is the panty
of mother-in-law, dude?

What the heck is the
panty of mother-in-law?

Hümeyra!

A very beautiful idea came to my mind.

Mother-in-law's panties

gets hanged it on a pole, they burn it
with gasoline.

It's a symbolic thing.

Son,
I was wondering, I asked something,

why are you fuck around?

Why are talking out of your ass?

-What's the matter, bro?
-This is how we do it now.

-I asked out of curiosity.
-Hüseyin, come to me, two steps.

-Here?
-Yeah, two steps.

Are you a Norwegian
anthropologist or something?

-These are happening.
-With your fingers like this

hold the sun,
like the sun is behind you.

-Yes.
-I'm not kidding.

Pull yourself in a little bit.
Yes very beautiful!

-Smile, come on.
-İlkkan!

-You too, smile.
-Take the friends

-You are looking at the sun, Hümeyra.
-a little front!

-This way, don't go too far!
-Yes, that's okay,

-Take your hand off now bro.
-How's the hair by the way?

-Turn this way slightly.
-Oh, Ersoy?

-Like you have no idea,
-The hair is beautiful Yılmaz,

-she will joke with you now.
-Much better than I expected.

-Raise your hands like this,
-This is the hair bro.

-like a paw, open your mouth like that,
-The bridal hair is like that.

Like, "I'll eat you!".

-But, a step back.
-you've known all along so,

-One step behind.
-I was in favor of going to Muhsin

-but that's it.
-One step back, yeah.

-Back again, little one.
-Muhsin is bullshit bro.

This is not Muhsin's business.

-I like Muhsin, it's another thing.
-Do it, raise.

Raise your hands, come on!

The child of our neighborhood.

-Hüseyin, turn and be surprised.
-This job is not Muhsin's job.

-Yeah. Take a look too,
-This is something İlkay would do.

-fear a little!
- No, İlkay did it well,

-"This girl will eat me!"
-I'm not saying anything but,

I think we should have
given a chance to Muhsin.

So it could be good.

But now, when it comes to Hümeyra,

I take things seriously.

-Hümeyra.
-Yes, yes.

Thanks.

I won't go and entrust her to Muhsin.

Come on, yes!

Oh!

My Hümeyra!

Hümeyra!

Hümeyra!

Brother, what did you do?

That was certain!

It's an accident.

My God, look at this!

İlkkan!

Call an ambulance!

What happened, sir?

Sir, there was what we call loss
of balance due to the lady's hair,

İlkay teacher could not fully
adjust her center of gravity,

By the way, İlkay is our hairdresser,
when the centrifugal force kicked in,

the girl couldn't recover, she fell
down the cliff very badly, doc.

But ironically,
it was this hair, that saved her.

We have the rest from now on,
don't worry.

Come, Ersoy, let's go out.

The rest is on the medicine.

Come on.

Come on brother, let's go out.

Why do you keep saying go back,
go back!

Tell me, let me come forward!

Why did you push Hümeyra to the rocks,
brother?

My beautiful brother,
I did not push her to the rocks,

there were two meters
between her and there.

I was trying to get
the sun right in the

middle and get such a beautiful view,

I mean, the girl's hair was heavy,
it pulled, and she fell out.

Does a person fall from there?

Hair pulled her bro, hair!

-Right.
-Shame on you!

Dude, who are you,

who, who, who?

What does my fiancee's
hair matter to you?

Why are you making this
girl a bridal head?

I have six phone dealer shop, we would
have had this hair done by ourselves!

Hüseyin is right here, Yılmaz.

I told you fifty times,
we were going to go to Muhsin, brother.

The man was going to design a simple,
natural bridal head for us.

So you insisted on him, what was
the need bro, what was the need?

What am I going to
say to my mother now?

My mother is going to kill me,
brother, you don't understand!

My friend, who is your mother?
Who are you, who are you?

You, what does it matter to you,
my fiancee's hair?

Hüseyin, calm down first,
how many times have I told you?

Hümeyra is a very old friend of mine.

We wanted to contribute to the wedding.

But you're right,
these are exaggerated, exaggerated!

A photo,
bride's hair, like it is needed!

They made the grand wedding fell down!

Don't whine,
why do I make the wedding fell down?

Ungrateful dog!

I spent 1200 liras out of my pocket!

Douchebag!

Douchebag.

What the hell is this ingratitude?
Dog!

Cast your bread upon the waters,
Mr. Ersoy.

This happened to us today,
thanks to you, bravo!

Come on bro,
we are talking about something, please.

How do I know that İlkay will
do crazy things like that!

The girl didn't say anything either,

did she say it was heavy?

Did she say this hair say too much?
Did she say I'm losing my balance?

What did you say there?

Didn't you say,
it is suited to you perfectly?

You all swarmed like vultures,
I tried to get the girl there.

Didn't you say super-hot to the girl?

Did I hear it wrong now,
why didn't you talk then,

now you are yacking here, huh?

This pimp took her around
the edge of the cliff,

like an acrobat, he put on airs.

Why are you in a friendship
compete with me at all?

Why are you calling a man pimp?

Speak properly!

Why are you calling the guy a pimp bro?

What does it matter to you?

-He's my friend for years.
-Okay.

-Wait a minute, wait a minute!
-That's how we talk!

Why are you calling the guy pimp?

What's going on, what's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

I'm defending you, you...

-Wait a minute, wait a minute,
-Get out!

-Wait a minute, friend!
-What the hell are these moves?

Currently, my wedding,
worth of 750 thousand liras,

is in risk because of you.

Fuck off!

-Fuck you!
-Fuck you, fuck you!

You fuck off,
the man is in pain here!

My Hümeyra is suffering there,

a common sense! Be calm!

My Hümeyra, huh?

Hümey...
Wait a minute, my friend,

-How can you say my Hümeyra?
-"How can you say my Hümeyra?"

Nurse is out!

What happened, what happened?

Our patient is in good condition,
two ribs are broken, you can enter,

-just a few people please.
-Hümeyra!

Wait a second, sir, I said a few
relatives, please let her be alone!

Madam, we may have caused it,

let's see how she is, then we go out.

Well,
you said a rib fracture, but another...

Yeah, guys, what's going on here?

How are you?
Are you in pain?

My sides hurt a little.

Are you the hairdresser?

Doctor,
since I was told full authority,

I asked the lady during this process,

are you comfortable, do you have
a complaint, should I change it?

She kept saying, very good, very good.

Are you a maniac bro?

This ball came out of the woman's head,
out of the poor girl!

-Whoo!
-What kind of man are you?

Doctor, wait a minute...

What did you do?

Son, we didn't do anything,
she wanted it solid.

That's why.

I was there.

Dude, a tray of iron came out.

I said thousand times.

We should've gone to Muhsin.

Retarded, retarded!

How can her hair stay like that?

İlkay teacher passed
into a construction.

But Muhsin does not put a cannonball.

Doctor, can I ask something?

Now we were going to get married
tonight, of course, by accident,

what percentage do you think
we will get married tonight?

Come on!

It's not an appropriate
time to say that!

Shortsighted!

We have spent a lot!

He's calculating money!

Look at his fiancee's health,

he's calculating money!

-Not possible tonight.
-He is raw, raw!

Not possible tonight, sir.
She has two rib fractures,

fortunately, we saved the baby,

but there is also a small
tear in the peritoneum.

-We need to look at it too.
-What?

-What what?
-She says baby.

What baby?

Your fiancee is two months pregnant,
don't you know about this?

-What did you do?

Before marriage...

I'm in pain, will you come out?

Doctor, wait a minute, look, there's
shouldn't be such thing as a baby.

Because we did not have a sexual
relationship with this lady!

No, we had, Hüseyin.
Anyway, Hüseyin, will you shut up?

-We'll talk about that later.
-When we did?

Look, this kid is not mine, okay?

-Gee!
-Whose kid is this?

Hüseyin, this is your child!

There's nothing to be ashamed of,
brother!

So you are not obliged to marry!

A man stands behind what he does!

Sir, I wonder if a DNA test
or something can be done?

Brother,
that process takes a lot of time.

Thanks Taner.

-Who is he?
-Shame on you,

-shame on you!
-He is a taekwondo athlete, teacher.

-Call what you did fate.
-But, but that's what God is,

God!

You decide very quickly, Hüseyin.

-Don't get involved, stop.
-Come on already!

-Come on!
-You were my most beautiful prayer!

Shame on you!

-Shame on you!
-Take now, all tomorrows are yours.

You, in her difficult moment,

leave her like this and go!

-Yeah, everybody out, please.
-Only relatives.

-Let the family elders stay.
-Please.

Only family, the others leave please.

-Please get out.
-She had an accident.

Yes,
let's leave our patient alone, please.

Let's leave that girl alone.

-Please come on.
-Honey, we're outside.

My dear Hümeyra, get well soon.

Such an unpleasant incident took place.

It's over after all, let's look ahead.

The man learned about
the baby because of you!

Well, my dear Hümeyra, that is,
he would have learned during the birth.

Is she saying it?

The man learned that the
child was not his own.

-O' really?
-Yeah.

What am I saying here, huh?

I say that every cloud
has a silver lining.

Dear İlkkan.

Hümeyra, look,
yes, it was a very unpleasant event,

but you see the result,
it turned out to be good.

I mean, you survived with
a few broken ribs and three

or five bruises,
get up and pray, my beautiful sister.

Look, were you going to spend
a lifetime together with a man

who turns his back and leaves you
like this,

in a little bad incident?

Oh, there's no cure now, is there?

-It's true, it's true.
-What can we do?

Life goes on, my dear Hümeyra.

Isn't that the most important thing?

The important thing is,
it's ours, our beautiful smiles, our

laughter, to be not diminished.
That's the important thing.

-That's how I see it.
-Yes, that's right, girl.

If I were you,
I would put a music on and dance!

So, that's the best.

-Yeah.
-Yes, that's right.

Don't worry about it.
Sister, what's your name?

-Besime.
-Besime sister,

would you have a laugh for us?

Let's all laugh together, you too!

Well done, you're laughing so
hard on this girl's painful day!

Well done!

Taner, shall we begin?

-Really?
-Of course dear,

let Hümeyra be happy.

-Okay brother.
-Now or never. Come on!

Sit down my sister,
we have a little surprise for you.

Since I just got this,
I have to open it from here.

Yeah.

Shall we just push
the bed a little bit?

Of course, of course.

Besime, my sister, you get up
from there, pull out your chair.

I am very sorry.

So sorry. May I repeat it here?

Do not hesitate.

-He is very trustworthy, Ersoy.
-Really.

Yes, now...
Thank you very much.

Thank you. Do you mind if
I use your aunts today?

Whatever you want,
Taner, the show is yours.

-Can I get you here?
-If nothing happens.

-Nothing will happen.
-Nothing will happen.

-Ok.
-I had a water bottle.

Just hold you first, thanks.

But it is too low.

-Chair is needed to be high.
-Come on.

The old chair of Aunt Besime.

I will take it.

Come, my dear, that's enough.

-Where do you want it, Taner?
-Let's put it here.

-Ok.
-Let her get on top of it.

Here you go auntie, it's very safe.

-It's okay.
-It's okay.

-She lifted a lot.
-It's okay, it's okay.

Look, if you make me fall down...

No, you won't fall.

-Don't be afraid, don't pull it away.
-I'm standing like this,

do I interrupt you?
Shall I step aside?

I do not know that.

-You go like this if you want.
-Is not it?

In the next step of the show

-we'll have you.
-Ok.