As If (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Vücutçu Yalvaç - full transcript

Brother, do you have 40 liras?

No, what will you buy again?

I'm just asking dude,
I need it for myself this time.

What happened, why is it needed?

Brother,
I like something, I will buy it.

What will you get bro,
what will you get?

I'll buy a sweater bro,
it's 460 liras, I'm 40 liras short.

Ugh!

Let's take a look at
this one more time.

60 eggs, five kilograms of
white cheese, 10 liters of milk,

four and a half kilograms of chicken
breast, two kilograms of oats,



six one-pound yogurts,

1 liter of baby oil, plus
size 46 men's slippers.

Dear İlkkan, you could have set aside
40 liras out of this shopping, right?

Brother, look, I'm begging you,
that's enough, you've been

pulling out and bringing this receipt
to the agenda since yesterday.

Well, the situation of the
boy is obvious, you know.

Did I make that purchase
out of my own pleasure?

What time does the child come?

His plane lands at six, add two hours
over it, he will be here by 8-9.

So are you going out today?

No, I won't go out, brother.

What should I do,
I'm saying I need 40 liras.

Don't be afraid,
I'm not pulling out the receipt!

I have ten liras, dear İlkkan.



No bro, let it stay.

I swear by God, take this.

I can't brother. A man's last
ten liras shouldn't be taken.

İlkkan,
the fact that I only have ten lira,

hurts me more than if I have zero lira.

Did you understand?
Save me. I'm begging you, take this.

-Save me from these ten liras!
-Okay, give it to me.

Oh!
Zero!

Okay, look, you're relieved,

I'm in the same place again,
I need 30 liras now.

60 eggs, five kilograms of
white cheese, 10 liters of milk,

four and a half kilograms of chicken
breast, two kilograms of oats,

six one-pound yogurts,

1 liter of baby oil, plus
size 46 men's slippers.

Brother, here, a small gift. Darts.

Why did you bother,
thank you very much, also we needed

such an activity at
our house like this.

Thank you very much, look, we
usually sit with your İlkkan brother.

I swear you've taken a lot of trouble,
Yalvaç, sit down here.

-Thank you very much.
-I also give you our present.

-Slippers from us to you.
-Thank you brother.

Mashallah to my lion!
Look at the force. Take.

Strength,

my son, control yourself a little,

like that,
otherwise you'll crush everything.

-Brother, I can't help it.
-That's right.

How did you come?

It was fine brother,
it was comfortable and good.

Good, how is abroad?

Good brother, I'm already in a
fixed place, so I'm comfortable.

By the way,
the slippers are great, thank you.

Goodbye, use it,
may it gets torn on your feet, my lad!

-Thank you, brother.
-Yalvaç, do you still do bodybuilding?

It goes on bro, as you know, once
you start this, you shouldn't quit.

You must continue until you're in the
ground.

Is not it? Yes, yes, very true.

The human body is a miracle.

It really is, bro, you're right.

If you string the
man's veins like that,

a person's veins can tour
the world seven times,

İlkkan,
listen to this, it's very interesting,

You know that, don't you?

Yes, brother,
there is such a thing, it's true.

There is such a thing, İlkkan.

Everyone's veins, right?

-What?
-Is that everyone's veins?

Son, did I give you an example of
someone special, while saying that,

Did I say, "Hussein's veins are very
long, can turn the world seven times."

I didn't say.
In general, I said human in general.

Okay dude,
it's nothing special, that's it.

so what do we do with
this information now?

We thought our veins were very short,
should we be surprised

that they turned out to be long,
I don't understand?

Yalvaç, this uncle of yours
is a complete demagogue.

-What bro?
-Demagogue, demagogue.

You're a demagogue!

By the way,
Yalvaç, because I thought maybe you

have lost water from the
pressure on the plane,

I put a liter of water at your bedside,

in the kitchen and in the bathroom.
Drink them.

I'm already walking around with my
alkaline water, I prepare it myself.

-Alkaline water, isn't it?
-Yes, brother.

Is the pH of alkaline low?
Oh, it's high.

How does he drink? You see the muscles.

Look at his neck, yes.
It beats, his body beats.

Oh! It's good bro, I have lost water.

Of course it happens on the plane.

Look,
you came from the road, you're tired,

take a hot shower if you want, huh?

Brother,
I already sweat a little today, so

there is no need.
Maybe I'll get it tomorrow.

You know, still, a warm shower is good.

Boy, he says I'll buy it tomorrow,
why do you insist,

do you know better
than the bodybuilder man?

He listens to his metabolism,
so he acts accordingly.

My beautiful brother,
I am asking politely as a host,

Let our guest go to bed in
a comfortable, 'fresh' bed.

Tomorrow bro.

-Will you get it tomorrow?
-I'll get it tomorrow.

OK, I'm not saying anything.

Ah, ah!

Ah, uh, ah!

Ah, ah, uh!

Ah, ah, ah!

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Ah, ah!

Uh, ah, uh!

Ah, ah, uh!

Oh, oh!

Ah!

Good morning bro.

Good morning Yalvaç,
what the hell is going on, squeaky?

Ah, my morning routine bro,
I do it every morning.

Oh my dear,
can you do this a little more,

That's not how it works,
can't you just do it a little quieter?

Brother it comes out as a reflex.

Look, these moans of yours can
be heard in the early morning,

people will go to work,

this neighborhood is full of workers,
don't do it, okay?

Sorry bro, I didn't think.

When I work indoors,
I am out of breath and sweating.

No, you're right,
we have to find a solution to it.

Reduce this balcony at
least or do it quieter,

I'm going to bed now,
see you in the breakfast.

-All right, brother.
-Quiet, exhale more.

See you later.

Ah, uh, ah!

What did I just say to you?
Quieter, breathe.

-Okey brother.
-OK?

OK.

Yes, my lad, eat them properly!

Good luck bro, you're spoiling me.

-Yalvaç, are these eggs numbered?
-What?

Are those 14 eggs,
something that are in your diet?

Does it have to be 14, the egg?

No, brother İlkkan saw it fit
and prepared it, thanks to him.

İlkkan, did you boil eggs to
the child as best you could?

I boiled it bro, what is it? Protein
is very important for athletes.

Bravo. So what I'm wondering is,

what stopped you when
you got to the 14th egg?

why didn't you continue boiling?

What, what stopped it bro? That's
where I felt it was enough.

İlkkan feels such things very well,
Yalvaç.

You're just talking nonsense.

Are we going to withhold
eggs from my Yalvaç huh?

Pass me that bread, Yalvaç.

-Here you go.
-Estaghfurullah brother,

Of course we will not spare eggs,
in fact, if you

still need to boil them,
I'll bring some more.

Look, dude.
Yalvaç is a very special child,

so his nutrition is extremely
important, sensitive.

My beautiful brother, I also know
that Yalvaç is a very special person,

you just act like Yalvaç's trainer,
don't do that.

Brother,
by the way, I need to buy thyme oil.

-What?
- Thyme oil.

-Thyme?
-Huh huh.

There is a herbalist,

but it's at a distance of
fifteen-minute walk, is it OK?

-It's OK bro.
-Okay.

We'll walk, dude, so we can move
a little while Yalvaç is here.

Maybe we can buy something too,
right, İlkkan?

Is this thyme oil, for sports?

Brother, it's a great antioxidant,
also half an hour before training,

that's it, I'm getting a handful
of currants or something.

-Huh.
-It's really good.

-For veins?
-No.

Brother,
my lips are so chapped these days.

It's okay, it's like my ear
is crusted inside, brother,

I'm not sure if it a disease,
it relapses in the mornings.

I don't have any diseases.

Brother, I think the climate
crisis is pretty close now.

-Yes, brother.
-So like this,

measures must be taken
on a global scale,

otherwise I do not see our end as good,
Yalvaç.

I swear,
dear İlkkan, I think Yalvaç's lips did

not crack due to the climate crisis,
brother.

-We can't know.
-But,

of course we can't know,
that's my opinion.

Brother,
there is such a connection in the world

that does not seem to be
related to each other,

There is such a thing
as the butterfly effect.

This is my opinion brother.
-Wow, wow, wow!

What's up guys?

Wow, uncle Ünsal, where have you been?

Don't ask, I've been in Kazakhstan
for a year for the boy's schoolwork.

What is he doing, did you manage
the boy's things, brother?

The correspondence continues, but
the roughness is over, for the best.

Who is this friend?

Brother Yalvaç kisses your hands,
my nephew.

Yalvaç?
Mashallah, such a beautiful name.

Yalvaç lives abroad, his school
is there, he came to visit us,

so we take a tour
around our neighborhood.

Where abroad? I know abroad.

Belgium, uncle.

Don't they get angry with you
in Belgium, with that dress?

Belgium, Belgium is a conservative
place, it is difficult in Belgium.

To what, uncle, I don't understand?

It is difficult, Belgium.

you have such a mucky look,
that's what I'm saying.

I don't get hung up on such things,
but it caught my attention.

I mean, this vest is a little too much.

Young people, uncle Ünsal.
This is the sportsman style.

OK, I understood that it is sports,
well, the boy is already look great!

But don't do that much.
This is a piece of advice from me.

Decollete shouldn't be that much,
Yalvaç. Decollete is a risky level.

-Yes.
-The good ones are good.

But if you overdo it a little bit,
it will lose its taste.

I mean, it was probably
such an exaggeration because it was

the first day, otherwise Yalvaç knows
his way, he is a very respectful child.

Mashallah to you!

Come on guys, I kissed you.
Take care of yourselves.

-See you later.
-Thank you.

Yalvaç,
don't bother, this man is a big liar.

Have you ever heard of
a conservative Belgium?

Brother, don't slander a neighbor.

Oh, fuck off.

Okay,
he may not know Belgium, he wanted

to talk about it, what should he do?

Yalvaç, take what you're buying,
let's get out of here,

it's very stuffy in here, okay?
-OK, brother.

Yılmaz, I'm also looking for something,

John's wort,
let's get it while we're here.

You know,
we are little nervous these days.

I'm fine, I have nothing.

All right,
brother, let's get it nevertheless.

Let it be at home,
it's a good thing after all.

Sir, sir, can we take you out?

This place is too small,
you're sweaty too,

the atmosphere is stuffy,
customers do not like it.

What is it, what is it...
what does it mean, what does it mean?

What's happening?

Brother, the shop is very small,
inevitably there is contact,

he is sweaty, and it's not OK.

We are not bothered by him at all,
we are customers

of this place, we will buy St.
John's Wort, so what?

Brother, you are already together,
so you came together,

It's okay for you not to be offended,
I'm speaking for other customers.

-Forget it bro, please let's go.
-Wait a second, wait a second.

Wait a minute, Yalvaç, wait a second.
Wait İlkkan.

Aren't we customers of this shop,
besides being his friend?

St. John's wort, I say to you,
you will sell us St. John's wort,

you will sell thyme oil to this friend,

We'll go later, isn't it your job?

Yılmaz, look, there are no
other herbalists in this area,

so let's not mess with him.

My son, what kind of sneaky
thought is this, why are we trying to

get along well with a herbalist,
İlkkan?

Everything is online now,
relax a bit bro!

All right, sir, take what you're
going to buy, and get out!

The customer is bothered, that's it!

Do we have to touch your runny sweat,

is it OK to get into public like this?

Aunt, I'm so sorry. OK, we're leaving.

-Yalvaç, wait a second...
-Yalvaç.

Wait a minute, Yalvaç, Yalvaç, Yalvaç!

You shouldn't be walking
around in a racy, sweaty way.

-People should have some manners.
-What does it matter to you?

Brother, walk,
for God's sake, what are you doing?

This neighborhood has a stance,
an attitude!

It's not appropriate!

Never mind bro, don't get angry, come.

They got on my nerves!

Did they escaped from
the forest or something?

Anyway, don't push it.

I have trembled, I got angry, I swear!

Look, this is very good for the nerves,
brother.

Give it to me, for God's sake.

Brother, I'm so tense,
don't worry, should we go home?

Don't be silly bro,
why are you getting nervous,

let them look, we don't care.

There's nothing happened
that requires you to tense,

these are the children that you would
crack like a seed.

They should be tense.

Of course,
dear, let's not spoil our mood,

let's get you some rice on the way,

Baldo or basmati, whatever you choose.
Let's have a nice pilaf.

Baldo is good bro.

You're a bodybuilder bro,
understand?

Yalvaç, you are a bodybuilder,
it's over, these people will accept it.

You don't have to accept these people,
they will accept you.

Oh, the thing is,
because you are a person who

sweats a little more than normal,
that sweat, shines.

You draw attention
to its shine, so people

say something is shining and
look at you, that is, it.

Brother, I'm always sweating,
always, it doesn't end, it doesn't end.

By the way, don't get me wrong,
I don't blame you for that.

Of course, my dear,
can someone be blamed for sweating?

This is a matter of structure,
the body, some sweat, some do not.

What's up guys?

-Good, Serhat, what about you?
-It's good, who is this friend?

-My nephew.
-Name?

-Yalvaç.
-I'm glad brother,

but it doesn't happen like this.

What can't it be?

Don't make me talk,
Yılmaz, but it can't be like this.

- Get the fuck out of there!
-Ah!

Come on, what "ah"?

It does not suit Yilmaz.
It was not pleasant.

Whew!

Brother, I really wish you
hadn't cursed by shouting.

This is how you will do them, İlkkan,
they don't understand otherwise.

No, of course they deserve it, that's
another thing,

I don't know, the people...

I don't know what to say,
I'm sorry, I'm putting

you in situations like
this for no reason.

Relax, my Yalvaç, relax.

Never mind.

They will learn to respect.

Slowly, slowly.

Brother, they are also
misrepresenting our country.

There is a young man from abroad here.

None of them have the awareness that I
am representing my country right now.

Representing a country, that
consciousness does not exist in them!

I mean, I'm leaving the house
in the morning,

I say to myself, man, I might be
representing my country right now.

Of course you don't know, here you go,

someone may have come from abroad.
-Maybe someone is looking at me,

you have to walk the streets
as if there is always a guest.

Yeah.

Brother, as you put pressure
on the body, the muscle tissue

there is actually torn,
so you kind of hurting your body.

But then the body uses the
protein there and repairs it.

After that, your muscle mass will
increase. Did you understand?

So the body has three batteries,
brother.

One is fat, the other is carbohydrate,
and the other is protein.

Where do you spend your energy,
that is important question.

This sport is a completely
different event in every respect.

I wonder if we should go out and eat
an ice cream like this, huh?

Brother, I can never eat,
but I can accompany you.

Where did the ice cream come from,
what have we been

talking about for two hours,
brother, are you an idiot?

Damn, don't be mean to me,

I guess you haven't
been beaten by me yet?

-Yılmaz, İlkkan, what happened?
-He's with his niece now.

Shh, okay, don't push it.

Brother, this guy is a camel.

Yılmaz, you are really a camel.

What are you?

I suggested an activity here,
let's eat cool ice cream,

what is it,
why are you attacking right away?

What if we eat ice cream, so what?

My beautiful brother, we have a
bodybuilder guest in our house,

is it so hard to keep up with it?

Let him not eat, I'm not a bodybuilder!

I'm eating.

Eat.

Brother, don't argue!
There's no need for argument.

Okay bro, let's go out and eat
chia seeds and chill, okay?

OK.

Brother,
please don't spoil your program for me.

My dear, there is no such program.

That is, your Yılmaz brother
being a camel. we are used to it.

It's okay İlkkan,
don't fan the fire!

I'm also a fan of going out,
let me say that too.

Let's eat those like this, digest,

then we can take a walk,
it will be good.

But relax a little!

Yalvaç, good luck to you too,
I have noticed it, bravo.

Very good boy with manners. Do you see?

-Yes.
-He says that he will

adapt to our program.
-Isn't he?

He says it doesn't matter to me,
well done, I swear.

Yalvaç.

Hey, isn't this your halter ego, huh?

What happened man?
Did you wear your shoes?

I wore, I wore.
İlkkan.

Brother,
I'm going to get my water and join you.

Sure brother, okay.

İlkkan,
is this kid doing this on purpose,

I don't understand İlkkan!

What is the boy doing,
what is he doing on purpose?

Brother,
okay, he is a bodybuilder, we get it.

Isn't this level is an exaggeration?

Yılmaz, you too?

What about me? What about me?

Don't talk like you don't
know me at all,

I don't mind such things,
but look İlkkan,

That's how we get in trouble,
just so you know.

I don't care if he walks around naked,
stretching his ass muscle in the house.

But outside,
people have a temper, İlkkan.

Dude, this is people's problem!

Tomorrow,
when they break a stick in your head,

you're gonna have a problem too, okay?

Otherwise I agree with you,
we are on the same page.

Brother,
even if they throw us off the cliff,

we must not give up on
what we know is right.

Look,
what you're saying is very romantic,

but that's not how
it works in practice.

Be a little principled.

Did you see his shorts?

You're just like everyone else!

Dude,
that's not shorts, it's underwear!

-The guy wore underwear!
-What are you doing, rude?

He wore underwear.

Okay, we'll talk outside,
brother, don't start this at home.

Also,

he sweats a lot.

Dude, the guy is an athlete,
of course, bodybuilders sweat.

Dude, do all bodybuilders
sweat like this? This can't be.

-No, brother, it's like that.
-This is not normal sweating,

there is a constant
wetness in this guy.

Yeah.

People don't sweat like that out there,
İlkkan.

It's normal, this kid have been
sweating like this all time time.

Son, we need to show him to a doctor.

No, the guy is a bodybuilder.

What the hell are you talking about?

-No, we are not talking about anything.
-I am ready.

-Okay.
-Okay okay.

That's how his body
throws away the waste.

Some of the materials being thrown out.

What are you talking about?
Tell me too.

One second.

Whatever his body is throwing away,
he needs to go and see a doctor.

-Who needs to go to the doctor?
-Wait a second, wait a second!

Son, does this sound normal to you?

This is already normal,
why does this seem abnormal to you?

Tell me,
I'll tell you if it is normal or not.

-Okay, one second...
-I'm ready bro, let's go out,

-I found the water.
-Welcome Yalvaç, my brother.

Thanks bro.

Yalvaç, should you take something
on you, you will get cold like this.

-No bro, I'm not cold.
-Weather is cool.

Push, push, push!

78!
Push!

-80!
-Yalvaç, I think that your body

is OK.

No brother, it's worse if I stop.

This will take you three or five years.

-Thanks dude.
-No, it's not like that,

the body wants it, he has to.

Oh, once you're on this road,
there's no turning back.

If you started to bodybuilding,
you can't stop, you will continue.

That's right bro.

Look at my bulldog's body.

Have you ever seen such a lively body?

İlkkan, you know you can praise

this kid independently of me, right?

So you don't need me to praise Yalvaç.

Go back to Yalvaç and say, "Yalvaç, how
vigorous you are, how alive you are."

Let the topic be closed.
Don't act like

I'm claiming otherwise, I beg you.

Well, you're demotivating the boy,
brother, it's not that I'm overlooked.

Yalvaç, do I demotivate you, brother?

-You do.
-Good evening, gentlemen.

-Good evening.
-Good evening.

I have to take you out,
and the families are disturbed.

We don't drink alcohol.

No, not from alcohol.
Because of this friend's attitude.

It annoys people in general.

Who is bothering, what, which family?

What exactly is this complaint?
So what are they saying?

Well, they are disturbed by the
general state of your friend.

But what is the general state,
the general state of what?

Open a little bit, what are they
bothered about with that guy?

Brother, please do not push it.
Get out and go, look, I understand you,

I personally do not care such things.
I am also an athlete.

Hah, first of all,
you have to stand against this.

Brother, I am a security
guard before an athlete.

First I am a security guard,
then I am an athlete.

This wouldn't have happened
if you were an athlete first.

Brother, please, do not push further.
I am doing my job.

Please go out.

Ah, okay we're going out now,
we're going out soon,

go, and say them they're going out.

Thank you brother,
I'll go when you leave.

Get up Yalvaç.

Come on brother,
the man is right, walk.

I'm waiting for you.

First,
serve our security brother an almond.

Brother, you're a sportsman,
take it, raw almonds.

-Thank you.
-Take it, take it.

-Enough, enough, thank you.
-Take it!

-Thank you, brother.
-Hey, come here.

-Come, come, come.
-Girl!

How do you know it's a girl?

It has three colors.

All three colors are girls?

Aren't them usually girl
if they have three colors?

No, it is valid for 'calico cats'.

What is this, do you understand
what it is, is it male?

This is babby brother,
I don't know, you need to look at it.

Come to my hand, it doesn't come.

Brothers.

Look, you see what a loving guy he is,
don't you?

Thank you, thank you.
Please, from this way.

Give the cat an almond,
Yılmaz, will it eat?

-Give it.
-Fuck off at this time of the night!

Hop!
What are you doing?

Let's not fight here.

Okay come on, get up.

-Don't do sports with the cat, bro.
-Come, let me help you, come.

-Let the cat go!
-Get up, get up, brother, come.

Brother,
I should buy ticket and go back.

Do not say such things my son.

Yalvaç, I understand you very well,

you are feeling embarrassed right now.

But I beg you,
don't feel like that, brother.

maybe this is even your halter ego.

Yılmaz, what kind of man are you?

Son, I did it first today, as a joke.

I did this first, as a joke?

Go away,
it's not your joke, I just made it up.

-I thought of it.
-I did it right there

I made this joke while eating
chicken and rice, Yalvaç.

It came to my mind now,
don't talk stupid.

Where the hell it came to your mind,
God damn it, I did it first!

It's a well-known joke!

Where the hell is it a known joke!
God damn it,

I thought of it at that moment,
I said it right there

you know, alter ego or halter ego,

I thought I'd mix them,
so if you haven't heard,

what should I do? It doesn't suit you!

Dear Ersoy, I guess I would
have remembered if such a joke

had been made right here,
it's a very funny thing.

Fuck off now, huh! I swear,
that's a disgrace. What is this?

Look, it can't be like that,
I swear, it's rude!

What happened?

What's going on?

"Be careful." it says.

Who threw it bro, did you see it?

No bro, I don't see it.

"Be careful", what does that mean,
is it a warning, or advice?

Is it a threat? God.

So if you've come to the point of
throwing rocks, be a little specific,

write down whatever your
problem is on this piece of paper!

Brother, this job is starting
to get dangerous now.

I think everything
happens because of me.

Yalvaç, did you build this unique body
to surrender to a bunch of barbarians?

You can gather them all
and eat them for breakfast!

Have some self-confidence, Yalvaç!

İlkkan, look at it, it's huge.

Asiye sister,
what are you doing here?

Yılmaz, my son.

There is a naked man in your house,
I hear from everyone.

Are you fine?

We are fine, Asiye sister, thank you,

who said there is a naked
person in the house?

My son, the whole neighborhood
is talking,

so here, in your house,
a naked young man started to live.

That's a lie Asiye sister, they lie.

They slander us,
don't believe it, okay?

Well, okay, I already told them,
I know those kids well.

I said they are well mannered children.

But you still be careful, eh?

We will, sister Asiye,
thank you, all of us are dressed.

I'll stop by again.

Firstly,
tape that glass, I'm going to bed.

Ah!

Uh, uh, uh!

Ah!

Uh, uh, uh!

Ah, uh, uh!

Yalvaç, dear Yalvaç,

Why don't you learn from anything, son?

I mean, what's the explanation
for doing this here and there naked,

as if they didn't
stone our house last night?

Brother, at these hours,
I thought this place is getting empty.

That's why I came, I train here.

Take a look around, is it empty?

I woke up to your horse voice and came.

Upstairs can hear this sound, the
people in near buildings can hear it.

Is this balcony a must?
What balcony is this?

Get in, jump rope or something, God!

-Okay bro.

Are you doing it on purpose?

Do we have to listen to you?

Oh,
how nice, you opened your space here.

Skip the rope, it's over.

I was surprised how I got up!

-Does cigarettes spoil you?
-It's okay, bro.

Good morning.

What's going on, boy,
what's the jumping sound at this hour?

Sorry bro, I didn't think.

My brother Yılmaz took
me in and said jump rope.

Yılmaz, why are you making
this kid skip rope brother?

The building is going to collapse.
The man is 150 kg.

What should I do, Ersoy?

Should I let him exercise
in the balcony naked?

Brother,
please, I have shorts underneath me.

Okay, anyway Yalvaç, look,
don't do these things at these hours,

Skip your rope at noon bro. Do physical
culture exercises during these hours.

Throw the rope off, huh, it's over.

Yalvaç, there was no skipping
rope in your program?

Go back to the push-up,

turn to the push-up brother,
keep doing the push-ups.

my brother Yılmaz,
was disturbed by the sound,

he said, "Get in, jump rope."

Brother, are you crazy?

Do you think you can interfere
with the program of a bodybuilder?

My beautiful brother,
am I doing it for my own pleasure?

The whole street was groaning in a
high-pitched voice, he was making

a sound like eyh, eyh, eyh,
while exercising, God!

I told him to skip rose as an example.

If he told me that there is no skipping
rope in his program, I would agree.

I really give a fuck about it İlkkan!

Give me a break!

-What time to be alive!
-Why are you shouting, İlkkan?

I can't sleep anymore,
it's over now,

once I wake up, I can't sleep anymore!
I'm awake now İlkkan!

Here you go,
take it, early in the morning,

you got people standing at the door,
bravo!

Come on, don't show off!

-I'm sorry, bro.
-Don't apologize, Yalvaç.

Asiye sister, what happened again?

Oh boy, I stayed at my
brother's upstairs last night.

And since the morning, I hear sounds
like thump, thud, clack, clack.

Also, you are naked, I said,
I know the children, I said let me go,

let me talk to them.
I wondered if you were okay?

Asiye sister, we are not naked.

I swear to you,
there is no naked in the house.

Do you think I'm naked?

You saw? Who is making it up,
who is saying these?

I came to you because I was curious,
son, so don't be angry with me.

Asiye sister, I am not angry with you,
they are gossiping us in this building,

we are getting slandered,
this is not like Ergün apartment,

evil people live in this building!

Don't talk behind our back!

We are not naked!
We are dressed! No nude!

OK son, OK, I got you.

I'm here because I'm curious about you,
I'm asking.

Take care of yourselves, my child.

Thank you very much, my sister Asiye,
is your sibling telling you these?

Does he say, the boys you are familiar
with are hanging around naked?

The whole neighborhood says.

Does your brother tells
that we are naked?

At least, you don't do it.

Asiye sister, look, I promise you.

If anyone is naked in the house,

I promise you,
I will let you know first.

Okay? I will say we are naked at home,
I will say sister Asiye, okay?

Are you happy?

My dear Yalvaç, just take this tray.

You eat oats on a tray,

as your brother Ersoy pulled the coffee
table in front of him like a camel.

You took the trouble, thank you.

Come on, eat well.

İlkkan, are you preparing this
kid for a race or something?

Really, dude. The heart of a person
would stop, eating all those oats.

Dudes,
you don't know, dear Yalvaç would eat.

Thank you brother, you pamper me, huh.

Yalvaç,
before you even start it,

put that phone of mine on a charger,
my lad.

Come on, don't bother you,
come on, your brother.

Take two steps up your ass
and at least make a move.

The man is a sportsman, let him move.

Damn, the man is a bodybuilder,
I want people not to

interfere with this man's
program according to his mind!

These are his feeding minutes.

So there is no program that fails
by plugging a phone into a charger.

İlkkan, please.

Do you think the whole
world is like that because

you don't have your
own self-discipline?

It's okay,
Yalvaç, does this disrupt your program?

-Brother, no.
-Okay, would you please plug it?

-Thanks.
-You're welcome, brother.

Look at these words.
The program or something.

You became too lazy to take two steps.

My brother, the guy was so near to it.

-Holy mother!
-Yalvaç!

-Oh!
-What happened, Yalvaç?

-My hand!
-What happened Yalvaç?

Are you okay?
Damn, the kid got electrocuted,

why are you giving the
charger to his hand?

Is there a blow-out?
Or was it an electric shock?

Oh my God! Did something
happen to the phone?

-Ah!
-I guess there was a blow-out.

Ugh, I'm fine brother, I'm fine.

Are you fine, Yalvaç?

-What happened all of a sudden?
-Come this way.

My brother dripped a lot into the
socket, I guess he made the chassis.

My son, there is no such
chassis, the electricity is gone.

Just fix that carpet.

Brother, this kid is sweating a lot,
what have I been

talking about for days,
a person can not be sweat like him.

-Where is the fuse?
-Near the door, go and open it.

Yalvaç, look, the place where you sit

does not dry until the evening,
my lad.

Let's get you to a doctor.
What is this, my son İlkkan?

He's right, I swear, I mean,
I've never seen sweating like this.

Let's deal with that light, man.

I'm fine bro, I'm a normal person,
I'm sweating like this.

-No, my son, look, the level of
sweating that causes to chasis...

This guy is a bodybuilder,
he's sweating like that!

-This kid is sweating like that.
-Let's deal with that light.

Dude, I want him to get checked. I say
go to the doctor!

God damn, shut up, it's enough!

Turn the fuse up bro. Let's get this
light thing out of the way first.

Where is the fuse?

It's at the door,
you realize it's been two hours

-I am telling you the same thing.
-Yalvaç, sit down.

-My hand hurts.
-Yılmaz! Yılmaz!

Who is this?

Dude, people gathered.

-Who are they?
-What's going on bro?

-Let me see.

Yeah?

We don't want this Yalçın here, Yılmaz!

Not Yalçın, my brother,
Yalvaç, go, mind your business!

-Whatever the hell he is!
-Yalçın or Yalvaç,

this neighborhood having
a bad week because of him.

-Brother, get out!
-This Yalçın will go away!

Don't have the courage to go out.

This man's bad luck has come this far!

What's the matter?

the man's sweat dripped
into the socket,

and he made a chassis from there.

What does it have to do with bad luck?

We don't want it bro, we don't
want this guy in this neighborhood.

We have many children,
this guy is going to get out of here!

Get out!

-this is not abroad, it's domestic!
-Look, let's call the police,

or let's go out,
let's talk, let's do something,

this is not going to end well.

Nothing will happen, they gather and
disperse. Brother, that's all they do.

-Don't you know about them?
-Look we're here tonight

-Let's not stay bro.
-Son, you and I will handle it.

I don't think we should stay here,
what's going on bro?

What's going on bro?
They're going to break the damn glass!

Don't throw it, don't do it!

Whoo!
Hoot!

What the hell about this thing
of yours, the cottage in Darica?

Brother, we gave it to the contractor,
the previous one was bad, it went

bankrupt, this turned out well,
there is no floor permit there but...

-What are you talking about?
-Shut up!

-Where is your car?
-Back, in the parking lot.

Okay,
let's run away, run away. Get up!

-Come on, Yalvaç.
-Get up and come.

-Brother, let me take dumbbell.
-What the hell are you talking about?

Ah! What's going on?

-Slow down, slow down, slow down!
-Ersoy, come on out!

We will do something
from the back, not the front door.

Brother, this is mass anger,
it's such a bad thing.

Yalvaç! Yalvaç!
Come on, son.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

My slipper is gone.

What are you doing, son, are you crazy?

This boy will go away, Yılmaz!

We got in the car,
here we go, where else should he go?

It's not my problem.

Brother, here we go, we're getting on,
what else, what do you not understand?

We'll see him go, Yılmaz!

Won't you understand when you
don't see him in the neighborhood?

How do I know,
maybe he will hide somewhere?

Why should I hide? Am I guilty?
What have I done to you?

Never mind Yalvaç, don't answer them.

Look, we're going,
brother, you clear the way,

we're in the car, let us go through!

You're pretending him not to go!

You always tell the same thing,
but he's still here.

Brother,
what is your problem exactly with me?

Did I say whoa to your chickens?

You ruined our neighborhood,
we have an order here.

Our wife, our daughter sees you,
they become scared. Shameless bastard!

-Are they afraid?
-Of course they are.

My wife said yesterday:

"Oh damn" she said "hell"
she said "Him, Yalvaç"

"What kind of man is that,"
she said, "Ugh, ugh!" she said.

You're walking around here racy, bro!

Not in this way!
You're sweating all the time!

What's wrong with you bro?

What's wrong with you bro?

Look the other way, turn your head.
Change your mentality.

How can I do it,
brother, Explain it to me.

Come on,
how can this man do it?

There are a lot of open spaces
that the municipality has made.

There are gymnastic parks there.

If you had gone there, you would
have developed your body until now!

-God bless you.
-Brother, what I understand,

you are bothered by me,
giving my all to this sport.

-That's what I understand.
-It's that simple!

That kid's beauty made
this neighborhood irritate!

It's obvious!

Save that bullshit! How beautiful
is this body? He is on drugs!

Lumping musculature!

-Nothing else!
-Speak brother Bashir, speak!

Talk, Brother Bashir! Bravo!

Stop! Let him not do for a while,
he will shrink in three months!

-Like a package, a bag.
-It's a bag, a bag!

Stop! Supposedly, there would
no trace of the magnificent body.

Good luck to you dad!

What happened to you uncle?

No, no medicine, no doping. This is a
completely natural body, it is natural.

Here, it's natural!

Hah, here you go! Good job.

-This is the body, the body!
-Look!

This is the natural body,
my lad, the island body that has been

working for 40 years, no drugs,
nor a protein, pure labor!

-Body!
-Beautiful brother,

where does your anti-protein come from?

Protein is the basic building
block of the human body.

It's almost even in the food you eat!

It's damaging to the liver,
brother, what do you say to that?

Brother, do not believe in such things,
these are not true.

Just because he took two pills,
he came to us and here gives advice,

my friend, protein intake
is a complete harm to the body,

this is how it is,
this is how it is, isn't it?

Moreover, excess protein
releases estrogen in the body.

What is it doing? It makes breasts.

Where does it make breast?

In the breast area,
where else will it do?

Dude, what you're talking about
is some types of steroids,

that is, some anabolic drugs.

So what you call protein is
cheese powder, nothing more.

My friend, my friend, these things
don't happen with such a body,

with swollen muscles like a balloon!

Look, if our brother Beşir hits you,
you would be in a coma, I swear.

Those muscles are for nothing.

Are you a child, huh?

You are talking as a teenager,
what is this now, what is that?

What's going on with you, what?

This boy is not a punk, this man
is an athlete, he is an athlete!

-Go away!
-Athlete!

-This is bodybuilder, bodybuilder!
-What a sportsman, then everyone

who does fitness,
becomes a bodybuilder.

-What a nonsense is this.
-Let me tell you.

Ladies don't like this type of body,
ladies say it themselves,

there are two things women like,
one is height, one is face.

That's right,
the man is telling the truth.

Brother, I'm not doing
this job for women anyway,

it's my passion.

The ladies also look at the
character or the humanity anyway,

-Isn't that right, İlkkan brother?
-Of course, dude.

But look,
he's right about that, you know,

if you mix such a beautiful,
solid body,

with a nice character,
then it's great at work.

It's something else.

I personally like Yalvaç's body,

I want my body be like him, no lie.

What about now a minute,
a minute, a minute.

Look, I agree about sports.

But let's say now, okay,
we decided, we're going to play sports.

How are we going to do?

Brother, we don't have time
to deal with iron lifting.

We are all working men, we have a job.

-He's right.
-It needs money.

-He's right. -Brother,
this is not just lifting iron.

You do this job for years, and suddenly
you look and see that it's not working.

Your 'proportion' should be proper.

Those portions of yours are God-given,
God-given!

What should they do?
Do not give vain hope to people!

That's bullshit!
The man is right!

Brother, you are right, I agree
with you, genetics play huge role.

I mean, even if you do it for years,

there is no such thing
as you will get results.

There is no one hundred percent
guarantee of being a 'top' athlete.

But I can show you all,

everyone here, how it's done.

-Show us.
-Then show it.

-Then show it.
-Is it require money?

Horsefeathers to you, what money?
No such thing needed.

So if you want,
I can talk a little bit.

So then,
let's pass, shall we go like that?

Let's move forward bro.

Brother, are you targeting
hypertrophy now or hyperphresia?

-We have to look at this.
-I do not know that.

-How's it going?
-Brother...

What's going on?

They wouldn't do anything to the kid,
would they?

İlkkan, tonight...

...a very important corner
was taken tonight.

Brother, it turns out that they
wanted this deep down inside.

-İlkkan
-What?

In fact, if Yalvaç opened
a gym in this neighborhood,

it would be great,
we would register for free.

Yes Ersoy, yes.

If I had an ass like a plateau,
you wouldn't be my only shepherd.

-296, 297...
-He's been doing it since morning huh.

298, 299, 300.

Well done.

-Thanks dude.
-Do you know squash?

-He'll do it, look at him.
-I will do, brother.

Let's see if you do.

-I'll take one of you, brother.
-I'll come.

He'll do squash.

-Can he?
-Yes, he can.

-How is that?
-Come on up here, brother.

-Look son, I don't want to be injured.
-No, you calm down, trust me.

Give me your hand bro.
Throw your leg, huh okay.

-OK.
-Come on one, two, three.

Let's go over there,
because there was an uphill.

-Look, son, don't get hurt.
-Are you okay bro?

I'm fine, I'm fine, are you OK?

Look here.

There is no such thing, mashallah!

-He's doing it.
-What kind of thing is this?

Not al all brother.

So the leg and hip muscles are active.

He can continue like this,
he can make 500.

How many more he can do?
Can he do further?

Yes, he can.

-Are you okay?
-I'm fine, are you okay?

I am good.

Look at the muscles,
look at the thing, brother.

Bodybuilder Yalvaç!