Archie's Weird Mysteries (1999–2000): Season 1, Episode 40 - Big Monster on Campus - full transcript
Moose's athletic supremacy is challenged when he is humiliatingly defeated by a super athlete from Riverdale's rival school, Central high. Suspicious, Archie and Moose go undercover at Central High and discover that a horrific science experiment is being conducted in the coach's laboratory. Will Archie and Moose escape Central High in time for the big wrestling match at Riverdale High? Does Moose have the slightest hope of winning a wrestling match against an android who is a marvel of science?
Announcer:
BIG MONSTER ON CAMPUS...
IS HE A VICTIM
OF A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT
GONE HORRIBLY WRONG,
OR IS HE
SOMETHING FAR WORSE?
CAN MOOSE TRIUMPH
IN HIS SHOWDOWN WITH...
THE BIG MONSTER ON CAMPUS?
♪ WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHO IS GONNA
CRACK THE CASE? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ THAT REDHEAD
WITH THE FRECKLED FACE ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ THINGS ARE GETTIN' WEIRD
IN RIVERDALE ♪
♪ HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ ARCHIE, REGGIE
♪ VERONICA, BETTY
♪ JUGHEAD, TOO
♪ WEIRD
♪ ARCHIE'S
WEIRD MYSTERIES ♪
Man: AT LAST!
AFTER MONTHS OF RESEARCH
AND EXPERIMENTS,
MY WORK SHALL
FINALLY COME TO FRUITION!
THEY SAID I WAS MAD
AT THE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION,
BUT TONIGHT I WILL
PROVE THEM ALL WRONG!
[LAUGHS]
[BEEPING]
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
Young man: FEEL STRONG!
NOW THE RIVERDALE HIGH
RACCOONS
DON'T STAND A CHANCE
OF WINNING AGAINST
THE CENTRAL HIGH WHALES
IN THE BIG GAME TOMORROW!
WHO'S CRAZY NOW?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[BELL CLANGING]
MOOSE,
YOU HAVE TO BE
THE SWEETEST BOY
IN RIVERDALE.
AW, SHUCKS.
[HONKS HORN]Both: GOOD LUCK
IN THE BIG TRACK MEET
TODAY, MOOSE.
THANKS.
[MEOWING]
HUH?
LOOK.
A POOR LITTLE SKUNK.
UH, SWEETIE,
THAT'S A CAT.
OH, YEAH. WELL,
I'VE GOTTA HELP IT.
[CAT MEOWING]
BE CAREFUL.
[MEOWING][GRUNTING]
COME ON,
LITTLE SKUNKY.
I WON'T HURT YOU.
MOOSE, THAT BRANCH
IS AWFULLY THIN.
IT MIGHT NOT
SUPPORT YOU.
[GRUNTS]
THERE, THERE.
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT, LITTLE GUY.
AAH! SEE?
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
AAH! OOH!
MOOSE! OH, NO!
AH.[PURRING]
I TOLD YOU
EVERYTHING WAS GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT.
SEE? THE SKUNK'S
NOT HURT AT ALL.
[SIGHS] YOU'VE GOT
A BIG HEART, MOOSE.
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU,
YA BIG LUG.
[MEOWS]
THERE HE IS.
WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR YA.
SORRY I'M LATE,
COACH KLEATS.
THERE WAS, UH,
KINDA AN EMERGENCY.
COME ON OUT,
EVERYONE!
[ALL CHEERING]
ALL RIGHT, MOOSE,
WAY TO GO!
WHY IS EVERYONE CLAPPING?
FOR YOU, MOOSE.
AS STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT,
I DECLARE TODAY
MOOSE MASON DAY
IN RECOGNITION
OF HIS LEADING
THE RIVERDALE RACCOONS
TO 3 TRACK CHAMPIONSHIPS
IN A ROW!
GOOD WORK, MOOSE!
YEAH, MOOSE!
BUT DON'T WE HAVE TO WIN
TODAY'S GAME BEFORE
WE WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP?
CENTRAL HIGH DOESN'T
STAND A CHANCE
WHILE
YOU'RE ON OUR TEAM!
YOU'RE A WINNER,
MOOSE!
AND EVERYONE
LOVES A WINNER!
[ALL CHEER]
HMM. TIME FOR
MANTLE THE MAGNIFICENT
TO WORK HIS CHARM.
DON'T YOU
EVER LEARN, REGGIE?
MIDGE IS
MOOSE'S GIRLFRIEND.
SHE'LL NEVER
GO OUT WITH YOU.
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL,
ARCHIE.
SOMEDAY MIDGE WILL REALIZE
MY CHARMS ARE IRRESISTIBLE.
TIME TO DO SOME FLIRTING.
YEAH, FLIRTING WITH DISASTER
WHEN MOOSE SEES YOU
WITH MIDGE.
HI THERE, DOLL FACE.
HUH?
"NO, I WON'T GO OUT
WITH YOU, REGGIE.
I'M GOING STEADY
WITH MOOSE."
I WASN'T GOING
TO ASK YOU OUT.
OF COURSE, NOW
THAT YOU MENTION IT,
WOULD YOU
GO OUT WITH ME?
[SIGHS]
"NO. NEIN. NYET.
NEGATORY. NO."
WHERE'S MIDGE?
[GASPS]
RRRRRR!
NO, SERIOUSLY.
WHY GO FOR BRAWNY MOOSE
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
THE ENTIRE REGGIE MANTLE
PACKAGE--
BRAWN, BRAINS,
AND GOOD LOOKS?
[GASPS] HEH HEH.
HELLO, MOOSE. WE WERE
JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
YAAAAH!
Moose: UH, ARCHIE?
DO YOU KNOW A SOFT PLACE
WHERE I CAN TOSS THIS?
THAT DUMPSTER IS
FILLED WITH TRASH BAGS.
THANKS, ARCHIE.
Reggie: WHOA!
[CRASH]
KEEP AWAY FROM MIDGE,
GOT IT?
GOT IT.
OK, THEN.
SEE YOU AT THE GAME, REGGIE.
YOU KNOW, I
WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SO NICE ABOUT IT.
WHAT A GUY!
YEAH. YOU WERE TRYIN'
TO MAKE TIME WITH HIS GIRL,
AND EVEN THEN
HE WAS WORRIED ABOUT
TOSSING YOU SOMEWHERE SOFT.
NAH, WHAT I MEAN IS,
MOOSE IS A WINNER.
HOW CAN I EVER GET
A CHANCE WITH MIDGE
WHEN SHE'S GOING OUT
WITH A WINNER?
YOU NEVER LEARN, DO YOU?
Kleats:
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
COACH CLIVE COLLINS.
READY TO LOSE
ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP?
YES, COACH KLEATS.
I'M READY...
READY TO WITNESS
RIVERDALE HIGH'S ULTIMATE
DOOM AND HUMILIATION!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
THAT GUY NEEDS
TO SWITCH TO DECAF.
[ALL CHEERING]
GO GET 'EM, MOOSE!
LOOK, THE GUYS
ARE STARTING
TO DO
THEIR STRETCHES!
ATHLETES!
WHAT HUNKS!
[GRUNTING]
LOOK, HERE COMES
THE CENTRAL HIGH TEAM.
THERE'S
ONLY ONE GUY!
[BLING]
[CROWD GASPS]
HE'S HUGE!
MAYBE HE GOT HUNGRY
AND ATE THE REST
OF HIS TEAM.
AW, HE'S ALL ALONE.
I'M GOING OVER
AND SAY HELLO.
KEEP YOUR HANDS
AWAY FROM HIS MOUTH!
HE STILL MIGHT BE HUNGRY!
WELCOME TO RIVERDALE HIGH.
MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.
AW, DON'T BE THAT WAY.
LET'S SHAKE HANDS.
[WHIRRING]
WELL, THAT'S A NEW WAY
OF SHAKING HANDS.
[BELL RINGS]
TIME TO START.
BYE. GOOD LUCK.
MOOSE,
THAT OGLE GUY
IS AWFULLY BIG.
AREN'T YOU
THE LEAST BIT WORRIED?
NAW. I NEVER LOST
IN MY LIFE.
[GUNSHOT]
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
SEE? I NEVER LOSE!
[VROOM]
HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY NEW STAR ATHLETE
CHUCK OGLE?
COME ON, MOOSE!
[MOOSE PANTING]
IN YOUR FACE,
KLEATS.
RIVERDALE'S
WINNING STREAK
HAS FINALLY
ENDED.
UHH! UHH!
I DON'T THINK THOSE JUMPS
ARE GOOD ENOUGH
TO BEAT THAT OGLE KID
FROM CENTRAL HIGH.
DON'T WORRY. THIS IS ONE
OF MOOSE'S BEST EVENTS.
[WHOOSH]
[CROWD CHEERS]
YES!
HUH?
[CROWD BOOS]
UHH!
[CROWD CHEERING]
LET'S SEE OGLE
BEAT THAT!
WE LOST!
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN OVER 2 1/2 YEARS,
WE LOST!
MY POOR MOOSE.
Clive: AH, HERE'S
MY STAR ATHLETE NOW.
REMEMBER THIS FACE, KLEATS.
YOU'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF IT
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
WE'LL BE SEEING YOU
AT THE WRESTLING MATCH
NEXT WEEK!
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
I REALLY DON'T
LIKE THAT GUY.
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, MOOSE?
I LOST.
I'VE NEVER
LOST BEFORE.
THAT MUST
MAKE ME A LOSER.
[SIGHS]
Reggie: WHAT'S
THE MATTER, MOOSE?
AFRAID TO FACE
YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS?
YOU KNOW, THE ONES WHO
WERE RELYING ON YOU TO WIN
THE BIG MEET YESTERDAY.
I DID MY BEST.
I'M SURE
YOU DID, PAL.
IT JUST
WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU
A LOSER, RIGHT?
I GUESS.
DON'T FEEL TOO BAD.
YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
Moose, thinking:
I LET THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN.
EVERYONE'S THINKING,
"LOOK AT THAT BIG,
DOPEY MOOSE.
HE LOST
THE BIG CHAMPIONSHIP."
AND THEY'RE RIGHT.
I'M BIG AND STUPID,
AND ALL I EVER WAS
REALLY GOOD AT WAS SPORTS.
BUT NOW I'M EVEN WORTHLESS
AT THAT.
I HAVE TO MAKE SURE
I DON'T LET DOWN
THE SCHOOL AGAIN.
nzBHB]
DID YOU HEAR?
MOOSE QUIT SPORTS
ALTOGETHER!
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
HE LOVES ATHLETICS.
SERVES HIM RIGHT
FOR LETTING CENTRAL HIGH
HUMILIATE US LIKE THAT.
WHAT A LOSER!
RONNIE, THERE'S
MORE TO MOOSE THAN
BEING A STAR ATHLETE!
THIS HAS GOT
TO STOP, MOOSE!
SNAP OUT OF IT!
THIS SELF-PITY
IS TOO MUCH.
SO YOUR TEAM
LOST ONE MEET.
THE TEAM, MOOSE,
NOT JUST YOU.
THERE'LL BE OTHERS.
I'M SORRY.
YOU DESERVE
A BETTER BOYFRIEND.
THAT'S EXACTLY
THE SORT OF MIND-SET
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU'RE
MORE IMPORTANT
THAN WINNING
OR LOSING A GAME.
BUT I'M NOT
A WINNER ANYMORE.
Reggie: EXACTLY
MY POINT, MOOSE.
BACK WHEN
YOU WERE A WINNER,
YOU DESERVED
A NICE GIRLFRIEND
LIKE MIDGE.
BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE
TAKEN A LEFT TURN
INTO LOSERVILLE,
WELL...
YOU SHOULD
LEARN TO LOWER
YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
ARE YOU GOING
TO TAKE THAT FROM HIM?!
HE MAKES
A GOOD POINT.
FINE! IF YOU'RE GOING
TO RIDE THE PITY TRAIN,
YOU CAN RIDE IT
ALONE!
EXACTLY!
SO, MIDGE, WANNA GO
TO THE MOVIES WITH ME
FRIDAY NIGHT?!
THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN, REGGIE,
BUT I WANT
TO HEAR WHAT MOOSE
HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT.
I DON'T DESERVE YOU.
FINE!
PICK ME UP
AT 7:00, REGGIE.
I'LL BE THERE! IT'LL BE
YOUR DREAM DATE COME TRUE!
[SIGHS]
I EVEN TRIED
MAKING MOOSE JEALOUS
BY ACCEPTING A DATE
WITH REGGIE,
BUT HE DIDN'T
EVEN REACT.
BOY, MOOSE HAS IT BAD
IF HE'S LETTING REGGIE
DATE YOU.
HE MUST THINK
THAT BEING A WINNER
WAS THE ONLY
WORTHWHILE THING
ABOUT HIM.
MOOSE DOESN'T REALIZE
THAT I LOVE HIM
FOR BEING KIND AND GENTLE
AND LOYAL AND SWEET,
NOT BECAUSE
HE'S SOME BIG SPORTS STAR.
YOU'VE GOT
TO HELP HIM, ARCHIE.
HE'S CONVINCED
HE'S WORTHLESS.
HMM. I NEED
A LITTLE HELP
ON A COUPLE
OF WEIRD MYSTERY
ARTICLES I'M WRITING.
MAYBE IF
I GET MOOSE TO HELP,
HE'LL FEEL MORE USEFUL.
WHAT ARE WE
DOING AGAIN?
I'VE DISCOVERED
IN MY RESEARCH
THAT BIGFOOT
LOVES APRICOT PIE.
IT'S ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE HE SHOWS UP,
AND WHEN HE DOES,
I GET IT ALL
ON VIDEOTAPE.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU NEED ME FOR THIS?
OF COURSE!
I NEED SOMEONE
BRAVE AND STEADY
TO BACK ME UP.
WHO KNOWS WHAT
MIGHT HAPPEN HERE?
[YAWNS]
LOOK, ARCHIE.
A KITTY CAT.
MOOSE, THAT'S
NOT A CAT!
THAT'S A SKUNK!
OOPSIE.
ALWAYS GET THAT WRONG.
EWW! THAT SMELL!
[GROWLS]
[CREAKING]
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT
THE KITTY CAT, ARCHIE.
THAT'S OK, MOOSE.
THE SMELL WILL BE GONE...
ANY WEEK NOW.
SO WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?
THERE HAVE BEEN
SOME GHOST SIGHTINGS
HERE AT THE MUSEUM.
I HAD DILTON
DEVELOP A SPECIAL CAGE
WITH MAGNETICALLY
TREATED BARS.
WOW. THAT'S A BIG CAGE.
I'M GOING TO LURE A GHOST
RIGHT UNDERNEATH IT,
GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL,
AND YOU'LL RELEASE THE ROPE.
WITH ANY LUCK,
WE'LL HAVE THE FIRST
AUTHENTIC GHOST IN CAPTIVITY.
UH, MOOSE?
WHO'S HOLDING THE ROPE?
THAT PALE-LOOKING GUY
BACK THERE.
MOOSE, WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
HERE TONIGHT!
Both: WHOA-OH-OH!
[BOTH GASPING]
MAN, I DON'T STAND
A GHOST OF A CHANCE.
I'M SORRY, ARCHIE.
I'M JUST NOT GOOD
AT WEIRD MYSTERIES
THE WAY YOU ARE.
I'M NOT GOOD
AT ANYTHING.
THAT'S NOT TRUE, MOOSE.
IF ONLY
THAT CHUCK OGLE GUY
HAD NEVER SHOWN UP.
THEN I'D STILL BE
BIG MAN ON CAMPUS.
STRANGE
HOW NOBODY HAD HEARD
OF SOMEONE THAT GOOD.
SAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD
ABOUT THAT KID.
HE WAS TOO GOOD.
WE'LL START
A NEW WEIRD MYSTERY.
WE'LL INVESTIGATE
CHUCK OGLE.
I MEAN, AS SOON AS
SOMEONE LETS US OUT OF HERE.
THERE'S DEFINITELY
SOMETHING ODD
GOING ON HERE
AT CENTRAL HIGH.
I DID AN INTERNET SEARCH
ON CHUCK OGLE'S
ATHLETIC RECORD.
THERE ISN'T ONE.
IT'S LIKE HE APPEARED
OUT OF NOWHERE
LAST WEEK.
SHH. HERE COMES
SOMEBODY.
[LAUGHING]
REMEMBER, MOOSE,
STICK TO
OUR COVER STORY.
MAY I HELP YOU GENTLEMEN?
[DEEP VOICE]
AHEM. WE ARE 2
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
ON OUR WAY TO CLASS.
GOOD DAY, SIR.
THAT'S
CHUCK OGLE'S COACH.
IF ANYBODY KNOWS
WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND
HERE, IT WOULD BE HIM.
LET'S GO.
THAT'S IT, MOOSE.
COACH CLIVE IS USING
SOME KIND OF
STRENGTH-ENHANCING RAY
TO GIVE OGLE
SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES.
IT'S TIME TO BRING
THE POLICE IN ON THIS.
OOPSIE.
OH, NO!
I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED
YOU TWO FROM THE MEET
WITH RIVERDALE HIGH
LAST WEEK.
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO KEEP YOU
BOTH HERE AS GUESTS,
PERMANENT GUESTS.
WHOA!
WHOA!
HA HA HA!
Clive: WE'D LOVE
TO STAY AND CHAT,
BUT THERE'S A WRESTLING MATCH
AT RIVERDALE IN HALF AN HOUR,
AND WE DO WANT
TO WIN THE TROPHY.
THIS IS A PERVERSION
OF SCIENCE, COACH CLIVE!
THIS KNOWLEDGE
WAS NEVER MEANT
TO BE USED FOR CHEATING.
LOCKED!
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE.
AHA!
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
MOOSE, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR SELF-PITY.
WE HAVE TO ESCAPE
AND WARN THE RIVERDALE
ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT.
WHOA.
SUIT YOURSELF, BUT
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
AND I'M TAKING
SOMETHING WITH ME.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU
AFTER IT'S OVER, OK?
OK?
UNH! UNH.
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
SO WHO'S
THE FIRST VICTIM--
I MEAN, COMPETITOR
OF THE DAY, KLEATS?
Archie: I AM!
THANKS TO THE ENERGIZING
EFFECTS OF YOUR POWER RAY,
I WILL BECOME AN EVEN MATCH
FOR YOUR ATHLETE.
I CAN ALREADY FEEL MYSELF
GETTING MORE POWERFUL!
SEE!
HUH? WHOA.
UGH. UNH.
THAT LIGHT ONLY WORKS
ON OGLE, YOU FOOL.
HE'S AN ANDROID--
A ROBOTIC MAN.
SOME FRIEND YOU ARE,
MOOSE,
LETTING ARCHIE RUN OFF
TO FACE OGLE ALONE.
HE'S GOING TO GET HURT.
I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
ARCHIE'S MY FRIEND.
I HAVE TO TRY TO HELP HIM.
[GRUNTING]
MOOSE IS BACK!
WHAT SPLENDID REVENGE!
AFTER
YEARS OF HUMILIATION
AT RIVERDALE HIGH'S
HANDS,
YOU LOSE BECAUSE NO ONE
WILL FACE MY CHAMPION!
Moose: I WILL!
I KNEW YOU'D
COME THROUGH, MOOSE!
I COULDN'T LET
MY FRIEND DOWN!
MY MOOSE IS BACK!
LET'S DO IT!
[CROWD MURMURS]
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
HUMILIATE HIM!
[WHISPERING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
ER!
OOH!
[GROANING]
GRR!
NO!
[CHEERING]
Moose: GOOD MATCH.
[STUDENTS GASP]
LOOK AT THAT!WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'VE JUST SPOKEN
TO THE STATE HIGH SCHOOL
SPORTS BOARD,
AND THEY
WANT A CLOSE LOOK
AT THAT ANDROID
OF YOURS.
WHEN THEY'RE
THROUGH WITH YOU,
YOU'LL BE LUCKY
TO COACH A CHESS TEAM!
NO!
I HATE RIVERDALE HIGH!
WHEN I WAS
IN HIGH SCHOOL,
I WAS ONE OF THOSE
NERDY, BRAINY TYPES,
AND THE RIVERDALE JOCKS
USED TO GIVE ME WEDGIES!
YOU HEAR ME?!
SO I SWORE REVENGE
ON YOUR STUPID SCHOOL!
I WORKED OUT!
I BEEFED UP!
I BECAME A COACH.
BUT I STILL HAD ALL
MY SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE
TO HELP ME
BUILD MY ANDROID...
MY WORTHLESS ANDROID.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A LOSER!
I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO LOOK AT YOU!
YOU JUST WAIT!
MY NEXT CREATION
WILL SHAME YOUR RIVERDALE
ATHLETES FOREVER!
YOU HEAR ME? FOREVER!
CUCKOO.
Reggie: ABOUT THAT DATE
WITH MIDGE THING.
WHY DON'T I JUST GO
CLIMB INTO THE DUMPSTER
ON MY OWN,
AND YOU TWO MAKE UP.
MMM!
I KNEW YOU'D FINALLY
SNAP OUT OF IT.
AW, SHUCKS.
[STUDENTS CHEERING]
AH. I KNOW EXACTLY
HOW THAT FEELS.
LET ME DOWN!
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
DON'T FEEL USELESS.
MAYBE MY DAD
CAN GIVE YOU A JOB
AT HIS STORE
OR SOMETHING.
YOU CAN HAVE
ALL THE MOTOR OIL
YOU CAN DRINK.
MMM. OIL GOOD!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
MY MOOSE
HAS A BIG HEART.
THAT'S WHY HE'LL
ALWAYS BE A WINNER,
NO MATTER WHAT.
Archie: MOOSE IS BACK
ON THE ATHLETIC TEAM AGAIN,
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE A LITTLE ASHAMED
ABOUT THE WAY
THEY TREATED HIM
WHEN THEY THOUGHT
HE WAS A LOSER.
THEY FORGOT THAT
THERE WAS FAR MORE TO MOOSE
THAN WINNING AT SPORTS.
EVEN MOOSE LOST SIGHT
OF WHAT TRULY
MADE HIM SPECIAL:
HIS BIG HEART.
I GUESS NOW AND THEN
EVERYONE NEEDS
A LITTLE REMINDER
OF WHAT IS TRULY SPECIAL
ABOUT THEMSELVES,
EVEN IN A LITTLE TOWN
CALLED RIVERDALE.
BIG MONSTER ON CAMPUS...
IS HE A VICTIM
OF A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT
GONE HORRIBLY WRONG,
OR IS HE
SOMETHING FAR WORSE?
CAN MOOSE TRIUMPH
IN HIS SHOWDOWN WITH...
THE BIG MONSTER ON CAMPUS?
♪ WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHO IS GONNA
CRACK THE CASE? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ THAT REDHEAD
WITH THE FRECKLED FACE ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ THINGS ARE GETTIN' WEIRD
IN RIVERDALE ♪
♪ HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON
IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S
♪ WEIRD
♪ MYSTERIES
♪ ARCHIE, REGGIE
♪ VERONICA, BETTY
♪ JUGHEAD, TOO
♪ WEIRD
♪ ARCHIE'S
WEIRD MYSTERIES ♪
Man: AT LAST!
AFTER MONTHS OF RESEARCH
AND EXPERIMENTS,
MY WORK SHALL
FINALLY COME TO FRUITION!
THEY SAID I WAS MAD
AT THE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION,
BUT TONIGHT I WILL
PROVE THEM ALL WRONG!
[LAUGHS]
[BEEPING]
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
Young man: FEEL STRONG!
NOW THE RIVERDALE HIGH
RACCOONS
DON'T STAND A CHANCE
OF WINNING AGAINST
THE CENTRAL HIGH WHALES
IN THE BIG GAME TOMORROW!
WHO'S CRAZY NOW?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[BELL CLANGING]
MOOSE,
YOU HAVE TO BE
THE SWEETEST BOY
IN RIVERDALE.
AW, SHUCKS.
[HONKS HORN]Both: GOOD LUCK
IN THE BIG TRACK MEET
TODAY, MOOSE.
THANKS.
[MEOWING]
HUH?
LOOK.
A POOR LITTLE SKUNK.
UH, SWEETIE,
THAT'S A CAT.
OH, YEAH. WELL,
I'VE GOTTA HELP IT.
[CAT MEOWING]
BE CAREFUL.
[MEOWING][GRUNTING]
COME ON,
LITTLE SKUNKY.
I WON'T HURT YOU.
MOOSE, THAT BRANCH
IS AWFULLY THIN.
IT MIGHT NOT
SUPPORT YOU.
[GRUNTS]
THERE, THERE.
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT, LITTLE GUY.
AAH! SEE?
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
AAH! OOH!
MOOSE! OH, NO!
AH.[PURRING]
I TOLD YOU
EVERYTHING WAS GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT.
SEE? THE SKUNK'S
NOT HURT AT ALL.
[SIGHS] YOU'VE GOT
A BIG HEART, MOOSE.
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU,
YA BIG LUG.
[MEOWS]
THERE HE IS.
WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR YA.
SORRY I'M LATE,
COACH KLEATS.
THERE WAS, UH,
KINDA AN EMERGENCY.
COME ON OUT,
EVERYONE!
[ALL CHEERING]
ALL RIGHT, MOOSE,
WAY TO GO!
WHY IS EVERYONE CLAPPING?
FOR YOU, MOOSE.
AS STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT,
I DECLARE TODAY
MOOSE MASON DAY
IN RECOGNITION
OF HIS LEADING
THE RIVERDALE RACCOONS
TO 3 TRACK CHAMPIONSHIPS
IN A ROW!
GOOD WORK, MOOSE!
YEAH, MOOSE!
BUT DON'T WE HAVE TO WIN
TODAY'S GAME BEFORE
WE WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP?
CENTRAL HIGH DOESN'T
STAND A CHANCE
WHILE
YOU'RE ON OUR TEAM!
YOU'RE A WINNER,
MOOSE!
AND EVERYONE
LOVES A WINNER!
[ALL CHEER]
HMM. TIME FOR
MANTLE THE MAGNIFICENT
TO WORK HIS CHARM.
DON'T YOU
EVER LEARN, REGGIE?
MIDGE IS
MOOSE'S GIRLFRIEND.
SHE'LL NEVER
GO OUT WITH YOU.
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL,
ARCHIE.
SOMEDAY MIDGE WILL REALIZE
MY CHARMS ARE IRRESISTIBLE.
TIME TO DO SOME FLIRTING.
YEAH, FLIRTING WITH DISASTER
WHEN MOOSE SEES YOU
WITH MIDGE.
HI THERE, DOLL FACE.
HUH?
"NO, I WON'T GO OUT
WITH YOU, REGGIE.
I'M GOING STEADY
WITH MOOSE."
I WASN'T GOING
TO ASK YOU OUT.
OF COURSE, NOW
THAT YOU MENTION IT,
WOULD YOU
GO OUT WITH ME?
[SIGHS]
"NO. NEIN. NYET.
NEGATORY. NO."
WHERE'S MIDGE?
[GASPS]
RRRRRR!
NO, SERIOUSLY.
WHY GO FOR BRAWNY MOOSE
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
THE ENTIRE REGGIE MANTLE
PACKAGE--
BRAWN, BRAINS,
AND GOOD LOOKS?
[GASPS] HEH HEH.
HELLO, MOOSE. WE WERE
JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
YAAAAH!
Moose: UH, ARCHIE?
DO YOU KNOW A SOFT PLACE
WHERE I CAN TOSS THIS?
THAT DUMPSTER IS
FILLED WITH TRASH BAGS.
THANKS, ARCHIE.
Reggie: WHOA!
[CRASH]
KEEP AWAY FROM MIDGE,
GOT IT?
GOT IT.
OK, THEN.
SEE YOU AT THE GAME, REGGIE.
YOU KNOW, I
WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SO NICE ABOUT IT.
WHAT A GUY!
YEAH. YOU WERE TRYIN'
TO MAKE TIME WITH HIS GIRL,
AND EVEN THEN
HE WAS WORRIED ABOUT
TOSSING YOU SOMEWHERE SOFT.
NAH, WHAT I MEAN IS,
MOOSE IS A WINNER.
HOW CAN I EVER GET
A CHANCE WITH MIDGE
WHEN SHE'S GOING OUT
WITH A WINNER?
YOU NEVER LEARN, DO YOU?
Kleats:
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
COACH CLIVE COLLINS.
READY TO LOSE
ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP?
YES, COACH KLEATS.
I'M READY...
READY TO WITNESS
RIVERDALE HIGH'S ULTIMATE
DOOM AND HUMILIATION!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
THAT GUY NEEDS
TO SWITCH TO DECAF.
[ALL CHEERING]
GO GET 'EM, MOOSE!
LOOK, THE GUYS
ARE STARTING
TO DO
THEIR STRETCHES!
ATHLETES!
WHAT HUNKS!
[GRUNTING]
LOOK, HERE COMES
THE CENTRAL HIGH TEAM.
THERE'S
ONLY ONE GUY!
[BLING]
[CROWD GASPS]
HE'S HUGE!
MAYBE HE GOT HUNGRY
AND ATE THE REST
OF HIS TEAM.
AW, HE'S ALL ALONE.
I'M GOING OVER
AND SAY HELLO.
KEEP YOUR HANDS
AWAY FROM HIS MOUTH!
HE STILL MIGHT BE HUNGRY!
WELCOME TO RIVERDALE HIGH.
MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.
AW, DON'T BE THAT WAY.
LET'S SHAKE HANDS.
[WHIRRING]
WELL, THAT'S A NEW WAY
OF SHAKING HANDS.
[BELL RINGS]
TIME TO START.
BYE. GOOD LUCK.
MOOSE,
THAT OGLE GUY
IS AWFULLY BIG.
AREN'T YOU
THE LEAST BIT WORRIED?
NAW. I NEVER LOST
IN MY LIFE.
[GUNSHOT]
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
SEE? I NEVER LOSE!
[VROOM]
HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY NEW STAR ATHLETE
CHUCK OGLE?
COME ON, MOOSE!
[MOOSE PANTING]
IN YOUR FACE,
KLEATS.
RIVERDALE'S
WINNING STREAK
HAS FINALLY
ENDED.
UHH! UHH!
I DON'T THINK THOSE JUMPS
ARE GOOD ENOUGH
TO BEAT THAT OGLE KID
FROM CENTRAL HIGH.
DON'T WORRY. THIS IS ONE
OF MOOSE'S BEST EVENTS.
[WHOOSH]
[CROWD CHEERS]
YES!
HUH?
[CROWD BOOS]
UHH!
[CROWD CHEERING]
LET'S SEE OGLE
BEAT THAT!
WE LOST!
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN OVER 2 1/2 YEARS,
WE LOST!
MY POOR MOOSE.
Clive: AH, HERE'S
MY STAR ATHLETE NOW.
REMEMBER THIS FACE, KLEATS.
YOU'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF IT
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
WE'LL BE SEEING YOU
AT THE WRESTLING MATCH
NEXT WEEK!
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
I REALLY DON'T
LIKE THAT GUY.
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, MOOSE?
I LOST.
I'VE NEVER
LOST BEFORE.
THAT MUST
MAKE ME A LOSER.
[SIGHS]
Reggie: WHAT'S
THE MATTER, MOOSE?
AFRAID TO FACE
YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS?
YOU KNOW, THE ONES WHO
WERE RELYING ON YOU TO WIN
THE BIG MEET YESTERDAY.
I DID MY BEST.
I'M SURE
YOU DID, PAL.
IT JUST
WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU
A LOSER, RIGHT?
I GUESS.
DON'T FEEL TOO BAD.
YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
Moose, thinking:
I LET THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN.
EVERYONE'S THINKING,
"LOOK AT THAT BIG,
DOPEY MOOSE.
HE LOST
THE BIG CHAMPIONSHIP."
AND THEY'RE RIGHT.
I'M BIG AND STUPID,
AND ALL I EVER WAS
REALLY GOOD AT WAS SPORTS.
BUT NOW I'M EVEN WORTHLESS
AT THAT.
I HAVE TO MAKE SURE
I DON'T LET DOWN
THE SCHOOL AGAIN.
nzBHB]
DID YOU HEAR?
MOOSE QUIT SPORTS
ALTOGETHER!
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
HE LOVES ATHLETICS.
SERVES HIM RIGHT
FOR LETTING CENTRAL HIGH
HUMILIATE US LIKE THAT.
WHAT A LOSER!
RONNIE, THERE'S
MORE TO MOOSE THAN
BEING A STAR ATHLETE!
THIS HAS GOT
TO STOP, MOOSE!
SNAP OUT OF IT!
THIS SELF-PITY
IS TOO MUCH.
SO YOUR TEAM
LOST ONE MEET.
THE TEAM, MOOSE,
NOT JUST YOU.
THERE'LL BE OTHERS.
I'M SORRY.
YOU DESERVE
A BETTER BOYFRIEND.
THAT'S EXACTLY
THE SORT OF MIND-SET
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU'RE
MORE IMPORTANT
THAN WINNING
OR LOSING A GAME.
BUT I'M NOT
A WINNER ANYMORE.
Reggie: EXACTLY
MY POINT, MOOSE.
BACK WHEN
YOU WERE A WINNER,
YOU DESERVED
A NICE GIRLFRIEND
LIKE MIDGE.
BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE
TAKEN A LEFT TURN
INTO LOSERVILLE,
WELL...
YOU SHOULD
LEARN TO LOWER
YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
ARE YOU GOING
TO TAKE THAT FROM HIM?!
HE MAKES
A GOOD POINT.
FINE! IF YOU'RE GOING
TO RIDE THE PITY TRAIN,
YOU CAN RIDE IT
ALONE!
EXACTLY!
SO, MIDGE, WANNA GO
TO THE MOVIES WITH ME
FRIDAY NIGHT?!
THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN, REGGIE,
BUT I WANT
TO HEAR WHAT MOOSE
HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT.
I DON'T DESERVE YOU.
FINE!
PICK ME UP
AT 7:00, REGGIE.
I'LL BE THERE! IT'LL BE
YOUR DREAM DATE COME TRUE!
[SIGHS]
I EVEN TRIED
MAKING MOOSE JEALOUS
BY ACCEPTING A DATE
WITH REGGIE,
BUT HE DIDN'T
EVEN REACT.
BOY, MOOSE HAS IT BAD
IF HE'S LETTING REGGIE
DATE YOU.
HE MUST THINK
THAT BEING A WINNER
WAS THE ONLY
WORTHWHILE THING
ABOUT HIM.
MOOSE DOESN'T REALIZE
THAT I LOVE HIM
FOR BEING KIND AND GENTLE
AND LOYAL AND SWEET,
NOT BECAUSE
HE'S SOME BIG SPORTS STAR.
YOU'VE GOT
TO HELP HIM, ARCHIE.
HE'S CONVINCED
HE'S WORTHLESS.
HMM. I NEED
A LITTLE HELP
ON A COUPLE
OF WEIRD MYSTERY
ARTICLES I'M WRITING.
MAYBE IF
I GET MOOSE TO HELP,
HE'LL FEEL MORE USEFUL.
WHAT ARE WE
DOING AGAIN?
I'VE DISCOVERED
IN MY RESEARCH
THAT BIGFOOT
LOVES APRICOT PIE.
IT'S ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE HE SHOWS UP,
AND WHEN HE DOES,
I GET IT ALL
ON VIDEOTAPE.
ARE YOU SURE
YOU NEED ME FOR THIS?
OF COURSE!
I NEED SOMEONE
BRAVE AND STEADY
TO BACK ME UP.
WHO KNOWS WHAT
MIGHT HAPPEN HERE?
[YAWNS]
LOOK, ARCHIE.
A KITTY CAT.
MOOSE, THAT'S
NOT A CAT!
THAT'S A SKUNK!
OOPSIE.
ALWAYS GET THAT WRONG.
EWW! THAT SMELL!
[GROWLS]
[CREAKING]
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT
THE KITTY CAT, ARCHIE.
THAT'S OK, MOOSE.
THE SMELL WILL BE GONE...
ANY WEEK NOW.
SO WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?
THERE HAVE BEEN
SOME GHOST SIGHTINGS
HERE AT THE MUSEUM.
I HAD DILTON
DEVELOP A SPECIAL CAGE
WITH MAGNETICALLY
TREATED BARS.
WOW. THAT'S A BIG CAGE.
I'M GOING TO LURE A GHOST
RIGHT UNDERNEATH IT,
GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL,
AND YOU'LL RELEASE THE ROPE.
WITH ANY LUCK,
WE'LL HAVE THE FIRST
AUTHENTIC GHOST IN CAPTIVITY.
UH, MOOSE?
WHO'S HOLDING THE ROPE?
THAT PALE-LOOKING GUY
BACK THERE.
MOOSE, WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
HERE TONIGHT!
Both: WHOA-OH-OH!
[BOTH GASPING]
MAN, I DON'T STAND
A GHOST OF A CHANCE.
I'M SORRY, ARCHIE.
I'M JUST NOT GOOD
AT WEIRD MYSTERIES
THE WAY YOU ARE.
I'M NOT GOOD
AT ANYTHING.
THAT'S NOT TRUE, MOOSE.
IF ONLY
THAT CHUCK OGLE GUY
HAD NEVER SHOWN UP.
THEN I'D STILL BE
BIG MAN ON CAMPUS.
STRANGE
HOW NOBODY HAD HEARD
OF SOMEONE THAT GOOD.
SAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD
ABOUT THAT KID.
HE WAS TOO GOOD.
WE'LL START
A NEW WEIRD MYSTERY.
WE'LL INVESTIGATE
CHUCK OGLE.
I MEAN, AS SOON AS
SOMEONE LETS US OUT OF HERE.
THERE'S DEFINITELY
SOMETHING ODD
GOING ON HERE
AT CENTRAL HIGH.
I DID AN INTERNET SEARCH
ON CHUCK OGLE'S
ATHLETIC RECORD.
THERE ISN'T ONE.
IT'S LIKE HE APPEARED
OUT OF NOWHERE
LAST WEEK.
SHH. HERE COMES
SOMEBODY.
[LAUGHING]
REMEMBER, MOOSE,
STICK TO
OUR COVER STORY.
MAY I HELP YOU GENTLEMEN?
[DEEP VOICE]
AHEM. WE ARE 2
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
ON OUR WAY TO CLASS.
GOOD DAY, SIR.
THAT'S
CHUCK OGLE'S COACH.
IF ANYBODY KNOWS
WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND
HERE, IT WOULD BE HIM.
LET'S GO.
THAT'S IT, MOOSE.
COACH CLIVE IS USING
SOME KIND OF
STRENGTH-ENHANCING RAY
TO GIVE OGLE
SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES.
IT'S TIME TO BRING
THE POLICE IN ON THIS.
OOPSIE.
OH, NO!
I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED
YOU TWO FROM THE MEET
WITH RIVERDALE HIGH
LAST WEEK.
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO KEEP YOU
BOTH HERE AS GUESTS,
PERMANENT GUESTS.
WHOA!
WHOA!
HA HA HA!
Clive: WE'D LOVE
TO STAY AND CHAT,
BUT THERE'S A WRESTLING MATCH
AT RIVERDALE IN HALF AN HOUR,
AND WE DO WANT
TO WIN THE TROPHY.
THIS IS A PERVERSION
OF SCIENCE, COACH CLIVE!
THIS KNOWLEDGE
WAS NEVER MEANT
TO BE USED FOR CHEATING.
LOCKED!
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE.
AHA!
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
MOOSE, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR SELF-PITY.
WE HAVE TO ESCAPE
AND WARN THE RIVERDALE
ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT.
WHOA.
SUIT YOURSELF, BUT
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
AND I'M TAKING
SOMETHING WITH ME.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU
AFTER IT'S OVER, OK?
OK?
UNH! UNH.
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
SO WHO'S
THE FIRST VICTIM--
I MEAN, COMPETITOR
OF THE DAY, KLEATS?
Archie: I AM!
THANKS TO THE ENERGIZING
EFFECTS OF YOUR POWER RAY,
I WILL BECOME AN EVEN MATCH
FOR YOUR ATHLETE.
I CAN ALREADY FEEL MYSELF
GETTING MORE POWERFUL!
SEE!
HUH? WHOA.
UGH. UNH.
THAT LIGHT ONLY WORKS
ON OGLE, YOU FOOL.
HE'S AN ANDROID--
A ROBOTIC MAN.
SOME FRIEND YOU ARE,
MOOSE,
LETTING ARCHIE RUN OFF
TO FACE OGLE ALONE.
HE'S GOING TO GET HURT.
I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
ARCHIE'S MY FRIEND.
I HAVE TO TRY TO HELP HIM.
[GRUNTING]
MOOSE IS BACK!
WHAT SPLENDID REVENGE!
AFTER
YEARS OF HUMILIATION
AT RIVERDALE HIGH'S
HANDS,
YOU LOSE BECAUSE NO ONE
WILL FACE MY CHAMPION!
Moose: I WILL!
I KNEW YOU'D
COME THROUGH, MOOSE!
I COULDN'T LET
MY FRIEND DOWN!
MY MOOSE IS BACK!
LET'S DO IT!
[CROWD MURMURS]
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
HUMILIATE HIM!
[WHISPERING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
ER!
OOH!
[GROANING]
GRR!
NO!
[CHEERING]
Moose: GOOD MATCH.
[STUDENTS GASP]
LOOK AT THAT!WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'VE JUST SPOKEN
TO THE STATE HIGH SCHOOL
SPORTS BOARD,
AND THEY
WANT A CLOSE LOOK
AT THAT ANDROID
OF YOURS.
WHEN THEY'RE
THROUGH WITH YOU,
YOU'LL BE LUCKY
TO COACH A CHESS TEAM!
NO!
I HATE RIVERDALE HIGH!
WHEN I WAS
IN HIGH SCHOOL,
I WAS ONE OF THOSE
NERDY, BRAINY TYPES,
AND THE RIVERDALE JOCKS
USED TO GIVE ME WEDGIES!
YOU HEAR ME?!
SO I SWORE REVENGE
ON YOUR STUPID SCHOOL!
I WORKED OUT!
I BEEFED UP!
I BECAME A COACH.
BUT I STILL HAD ALL
MY SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE
TO HELP ME
BUILD MY ANDROID...
MY WORTHLESS ANDROID.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A LOSER!
I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO LOOK AT YOU!
YOU JUST WAIT!
MY NEXT CREATION
WILL SHAME YOUR RIVERDALE
ATHLETES FOREVER!
YOU HEAR ME? FOREVER!
CUCKOO.
Reggie: ABOUT THAT DATE
WITH MIDGE THING.
WHY DON'T I JUST GO
CLIMB INTO THE DUMPSTER
ON MY OWN,
AND YOU TWO MAKE UP.
MMM!
I KNEW YOU'D FINALLY
SNAP OUT OF IT.
AW, SHUCKS.
[STUDENTS CHEERING]
AH. I KNOW EXACTLY
HOW THAT FEELS.
LET ME DOWN!
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
DON'T FEEL USELESS.
MAYBE MY DAD
CAN GIVE YOU A JOB
AT HIS STORE
OR SOMETHING.
YOU CAN HAVE
ALL THE MOTOR OIL
YOU CAN DRINK.
MMM. OIL GOOD!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
MY MOOSE
HAS A BIG HEART.
THAT'S WHY HE'LL
ALWAYS BE A WINNER,
NO MATTER WHAT.
Archie: MOOSE IS BACK
ON THE ATHLETIC TEAM AGAIN,
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE A LITTLE ASHAMED
ABOUT THE WAY
THEY TREATED HIM
WHEN THEY THOUGHT
HE WAS A LOSER.
THEY FORGOT THAT
THERE WAS FAR MORE TO MOOSE
THAN WINNING AT SPORTS.
EVEN MOOSE LOST SIGHT
OF WHAT TRULY
MADE HIM SPECIAL:
HIS BIG HEART.
I GUESS NOW AND THEN
EVERYONE NEEDS
A LITTLE REMINDER
OF WHAT IS TRULY SPECIAL
ABOUT THEMSELVES,
EVEN IN A LITTLE TOWN
CALLED RIVERDALE.