Angry Boys (2011): Season 1, Episode 10 - Episode #1.10 - full transcript

Go on, get off. Get off!

Piss off, bitch! Fuck off!

I'm sleeping on it.
Well, I got here first.

I'm going to sleep, everyone, so...

DANIEL: I worked out that this thing,
right,

that if your family thinks
you're asleep,

then they say shit about you.

Going to sleep, everyone.

So what I've started doing is,
I, like, fake being asleep.

So I acts like I'm asleep,
just faking it.

And if you fake it for long enough
your family starts talking about you.



Guys, I'm asleep.

So if you want to talk about me
or whatever,

I'm not going to hear it
because I'm asleep, OK?

DANIEL: I'm actually really good
at acting asleep,

so I know all the things to do
to act it.

So you snore.

(Snores)

You sort of make a weird noise
like as if you're asleep.

And just keep your eyes really still.

And then, man, my family
can't help themselves.

Tys. Tys. Tyson.

Just talk about whatever, mate.

Like, Mum was going on about...

'Cause I was trying out for
Dunt footy team, right,



and she goes to Nath,

'I don't reckon Daniel's going to
make it

because he's not that good
this year.'

And I was fucking pissed off.

Mum.
There's no need to...

I'm asleep, so whatever you say
I probably won't hear it, so...

(Soft voices)

What?!

What did you say?

Mum?

? Theme music

LASQUISHA: Tell us about
your exciting new music

and your album launch.

Well, yeah, I get out of here
in one week, mother-fuckers.

And then I'm going to have
my showcase.

And my new album's going to be called
The Real Me. Yeah.

What message do you have
for all your hatters?

What the fuck?

It's 'haters' not 'hatters'.
Read that shit.

Read it.

What message do you have
for all your haters?

You want to do this shit or not?
You said you wanted to do this shit.

You know what?
I don't want to do this.

I already told you,
I don't want to fucking do it.

Why'd you say you want to do
this shit if you don't want...

I don't fucking want to do it.
It's dumb.

S.MOUSE: I'm getting my shit on
for my album launch.

I got Lasquisha,
she going to be my backup dancer.

I got Danthony, he going to be
looking after the music side
and shit.

Are you ready for something really
mother-fucking exciting?

Here it is, here.

Here, mother-fuckers, here,
the resurrection is here.

S-dot-mouse-exclamation-mark
is back.

The future has arrived,
mother-fuckers!

S.MOUSE: But I want my show
to be tight, you know?

I'm gonna come on stage,

I'm gonna blow all them
mother-fuckers' minds.

They're gonna know that
the King of Hip-Hop is back.

Freeze that shit there, baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you ready
for me to play my new shit?

Play that track, Danthony.

Yeah, we'll go on from there.

People are going to be talking about
my album launch

like it's the resurrection
of some kind of person,

you know what I'm saying?

Like, it's going to be so big,
bigger than when Jesus got born,

you know what I'm saying?

Look at my ass in that shit.

I come up with a lot of ideas
to revolutionise my act.

You got to start with clothes,
you know?

When you're talking image,
you're talking clothes.

I'm going for a tight-fitting
bold colour, as you can see.

Tight at the bottom
and they're kind of loose at the top.

You walk on stage with this look,
which mother-fucker wearing
this shit?

No mother-fucker.

Kids, they're going to be
wearing this shit

in a couple of years from now,
maybe even one year from now.

I got S-dot-mouse-exclamation-mark
embroiderised on the back there,

you know what I'm saying?

Imagine that on the cover
of the album.

Nobody could get away with that.
Look at that shit.

S-dot-mouse-exclamation-mark
is back,

and he is some crazy, futuristic
mother-fucking nigga,

you know what I'm saying?

Rather than going for the two ski
boots I just got the one ski boot,

you know what I'm saying?

You got the one glove, you know?
Just rock it with the one, you know?

He's just silver, you know?
He's a silver guy.

No, he's not, he's red.

That shit look tight.

I'm here. I'm here.

You got to think outside the square
if you want to be remembered.

One, two, bam!

Yes.

PENNY: We were on yard duty,
Gran and I,

when the boys let us know
what was going on.

I had to stay, so Gran ran back
to the house

with the boys from pig duty.

And unfortunately
it was a grim discovery.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, no!

Oh, Kerri-Anne!

JACOB: Just found her like that,
Gran.

We were feeding the pigs
and we just found her like that.

GRAN: Well, I've had to hold things
together this morning

for the sake of keeping face.

But Kerri-Anne, no, she was the one.

She was, um...

I think, of all of them to go,
that's probably been the hardest one.

So...

I think only Penny knows how much
that guinea pig meant to me.

So, yeah, I mean, a little emotional
this morning,

and... try to remind myself
that it's just an animal.

Looks like someone did it
on purpose, I reckon.

Let's not jump to conclusions,
fellas, anything could have happened.

The boys think Talib's involved
'cause of his history.

I don't think he is.
My gut tells me he's not involved.

The problem's going to be
trying to maintain control.

I don't think the boys are going to
handle this thing very well at all.

JACOB: What happened when you was
at Gran's house before?

KERRY: These bikes, can they go?

DANIEL: Mum and Steve are, like,
freaking out about the wedding.

They're all, like, nervous
and getting all shitty about it.

Where have you two been?
Town.

Daniel, you're supposed to be
helping us.

It's like they think the whole world

revolves around them
and their wedding.

But I don't really give a shit.

We've got a wedding on tomorrow.

'Cause today this awesome thing
happened in town, right?

This truck ran off the main road,
smashed through this fence

and came about that close

to demolishing this house
and killing all the people inside.

Fuck, man!

Me and Black Daniel came up with
this idea, right?

You know how the Legends are coming
to Nath's farewell party?

Well, Gran, she's got RSVP'd
from Blake Oakfield and Tim Okazaki,

so we know they're definitely coming
for sure.

But S.mouse, she hasn't heard
from him yet.

Imagine, like, getting squashed
by that.

Oh, fuck!

So me and Black Daniel were thinking

that we come up with this idea
that we write to him

and we say that this little kid

got squashed by a truck
that ran off the road.

Like, we just bullshit
and tell him that that happened.

We're going to make it an Aboriginal
kid and all, just to make it...

We'll say an abo kid, right,
got squashed by the truck

and we really need S.mouse to come to
Dunt to, like,

help us all get over it and shit.

Aborigine kid.
Right, here we go.

What about that one, dot face?
Um... No, no.

Is that a dude or...
I'm not quite sure.

What about this one?
Yeah.

He looks the best.
Yeah, that's a good one!

Imagine if you found out that kid
got squashed,

you'd be here in a flash, man.

Right, I'll go through the letter.

'Dear S.mouse, last night
a tragedy happened.

A little Aborigine kid
got squashed by a truck.'

Um, do we give him a name?

What about... 'Wally'?

That's fucking...
That's ridiculous, man.

Yeah, that'll work for sure.
Wally.

'His name was Wally
and he was seven.

Please can you come to Dunt
and visit us to help us cope.

We've already invited you to
my twin brother Nathan's party.

He's deaf and he's being sent away
to deaf school

and he loves your music.

Even though he's deaf he listens to
the vibrations through the speakers.

If you come you'll help
the grieving town of Dunt

get over the loss of a little
Aborigine boy called Wally.'

Yes.
Awesome.

Dude, that is so gonna work.
Should we send it?

Yeah.
Sent. There we go.

Sweet. This is fucking sick.

GRAN: Make sure we go deep enough.

Right, OK, pop her in, thanks, Talib.

(Sighs heavily)

See you, darling.

OK.

Nice one, dog wanker,
you killed Gran's favourite thing.

Stop it. He had nothing
to do with it.

If you want to spend the afternoon
in Isolation,

you're going the right way about it.

Be sensible for my sake, please.

GRAN: I tried to keep the burial
as low-key as possible.

Didn't want to make a big fuss.

Alright.

So far so good with
the Talib situation.

There's been a few whispers
amongst the boys,

but, you know, fingers are being
pointed a little bit,

but I just hope that
it doesn't escalate.

Whoever wants to play Twister,
come and line up here, please.

Talib, I'll get you playing, please.

My real concern is that if Talib
retaliates to the provocation,

he might find himself in Iso,

and that would not be a good place
for him at this stage.

Right, Marlon's playing.
That's the four of us then.

That's the team. Right.
Hey, Doggie.

What happened to Kerri-Anne, mate?
What did you do to her?

Shoosh, please, Marlon.
Up the arse!

(Marlon and Jacob laugh)

Come on, you're supposed to
be good at this. It's easy.

Talib, you have your go, mate.
Hey! What did you get?

My go, fucker.
Why is it your go?

'Cause it goes clockwise.
Don't you remember that, Gran?

Alright, just let him go.
It goes clockwise.

Burk-burk-burk-burk!
What did you get?

Come on, speak, boy.
Bark. Come on. Bark.

Leave him alone.
Don't you remember how to bark?

Alright, you got feet, green.
He does know, remember?

And hands, blue.

He knows how to whimper.

Hey, man, get your dick
out of my face.

Leave him alone. Did you put
the finger up her arsehole?

Shoosh!

Chill out, you two.
Tell him to play properly.

I'm trying to play fucking Twister.
He is playing properly.

Leave him alone.
Shove the fuck over.

Talib, got a new name for you -
the guinea raper.

'Cause I reckon you fucked
Kerri-Anne before you killed her.

Jacob, shoosh.

Thought I saw sperm on her.

Guys.

Talib, leave him alone.

(Yelling)

Settle down!
Get off him, Brad!

Brad, get off him!

Get down! Get down!

(Yelling)

You bloody deserved that, Marlon!

MARLON: Get off me!
BRAD: I told you to settle down.

I've just about had enough of you.
Shut up, everyone!

S.MOUSE: Yeah, yeah, this is
the all-important photo shoot

for the album cover for The Real Me,
my new independent release.

You give me directions, nigga.
Yeah, what you want.

LASQUISHA: Take your glasses off.
DANTHONY: I want you to flex.

You like that shit?
Yeah, that's the album cover!

DANTHONY: Bam!
That's the album cover, yeah.

Yeah, take that shit.

Question shit. You gotta question
shit. There we go.

Yeah.
Nobody's doing this, baby.

No-one's doing this shit.
Nobody.

'Cause that shit is from the future,
if you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, that shit!
Let's open up those flaps.

Babe, you take these.

The nipple shirt is a kind of
iconic look,

if you know what I'm saying.

I think it's going to take off
with the kids.

Mother-fucking...
OK.

That's a fucking great idea.

Yes! Look at me, man, like you want
to kill the camera, yo.

Yeah, I wanna kill you, nigga, yeah.

Fashion. You got to be fashion
forward in this industry.

You can never have too much silver
in the future.

You got to make shit up
that don't exist,

if you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, how am I looking, babe?
You look good.

Turn around. Act surprised.

Bam!

What about some kind of smooth shit?
Yeah.

Two, three.
Jump.

Jump. And jump.

Jump. Yes.

Want to do a lying-down shot.
Take that, babe.

OK.
A centrefold?

Yeah, a centrefold kind of thing,

like fold-out in the middle
of the CD.

How's that shit?

Move around a little bit.

Is that good?
There you go.

Yeah, what about a bit of fist?
That works, that works.

Yeah.
(Helicopter whirrs)

What the fuck?

Look at that shit.
Why is that mother-fucker so low?

Y'all tripping.
That ain't no paparazzi, bro.

Keep posing, man.

This could be like a fold-out
or a poster or some shit,

you know what I'm saying?

Get my feet too. Feet to head, yeah.

Well, Talib's got himself two
days of Isolation for the fight,

which has been a real tragedy.

It's going to be
quite a setback for him

when he was just starting to find
his feet.

I've spoken to Julie about doing
the initial eight-hour shift on Iso,

just to ease Talib into it.

Not exactly five-star, is it?

It can be fairly tricky
first time round.

It's not a fun place to be.

I usually avoid the Iso shift

'cause it brings back a lot of
bad memories for me.

That's where I lost my Tony
15 years ago.

And yes, you never forget them.

Hi, Justin.
Right, I'm on tonight.

So if there's anything you need,
I'm here for you.

Within reason, that is.

Alright.

Looks like I've got two non-talkers
in tonight.

Justin's not a happy camper at all.

Yes, with he and Talib giving me
the mister silent treatment

looks like it's going to be
quite a long shift.

But I'll do my best
to keep them entertained.

And that's when I left
boarding school,

which was not... not fun times.

Alright, joke time. Joke time.

Um, OK.

How many Iso kids does it take
to cook a lamington?

Two. One to cook it and the other
to tell you to fuck off.

(Laughs)

Alright. What else?

? You've done me wrong
Your time is up

? You took a sip, just a sip
From the devil's cup. ?

What other jokes do I know?

Jokes, jokes, jokes.

Hey, fellas, did you want anything
from the wine cellar?

I'll just go down and get it.
(Half-laughs)

Um, how do you root
a prison officer?

Actually, I don't...
I don't know the answer to that one.

I'm just thinking. Trying to think of
jokes that would appeal to you.

Guys, it's freezing in here.

Extra blankets, Talib.

Come and grab them.

Don't know why it's so cold
in here tonight.

There you go. Take a couple of those
so you don't get itchy.

Right.

Pop those on. It's freezing.
You freezing?

Are you tired?

Go to sleep if you're tired.
Don't stay up for my sake.

Night-night.

TYSON: Follow me, Jamie!

It's shitty, this game.
Jamie, will you get ready, please?!

Boys, can you look after Kayden?

DANIEL: Today's the day for Mum
and Steve's wedding.

Me and Nath are best men,
so fair bit of responsibility there.

Oi, is that straight?

We had to wear suits.

Nath's got one of Dad's old suits on.

I got my suit that we bought
for my year ten social,

but yeah, that's before I had
my growth spurt.

Oi, Mum!

The suit's too small.
It's dividing my balls.

(Nathan laughs)
Shut the fuck up!

At least I don't look like a clown,
dickhead.

Oh, Nath's had the funniest idea.

Like, he's going to give Steve
the rings, right?

Nath, do the ring thing.

But he reckons he's going to give
them to Steve in the ceremony

on his middle fingers.

Can't believe you thought of
that shit!

Fuck, you're a funny bastard, Nath.

And I'm pretty excited after,

'cause I'm looking after
wedding entertainment.

So, yeah, got a few things planned.

Me and my mates will be doing some
stuff there, so, yeah, should
be good.

No fucking way. Get that shit off.
It looked good.

He's a fucking bloke dog.
He's not wearing flowers.

Stick it on Fuckos.

Alright, guys, when Mum comes in,
you've got to say she looks nice.

That's what you're supposed to say
to brides, OK?

No way. YOU say it.
Fucking say it or I'll punch you.

You too, Nathan. Can't see.
Don't fucking forget.

Guys, the guests are here.
You should be outside.

Oh, Mum, you like quite nice
in that... that outfit.

What do you guys reckon?
Thanks, Dan.

JULIA: Yeah, Mum, you look good.
Yep. Yep.

Fucking say it.

You're a little fuckwit, Nathan.
I told you.

Oh, Daniel, not today.
What? I'm the fucking nice one.

Fuck! Thanks for getting me
in trouble, dickhead.

(Half-laughs)

Mother-fuck!

Yeah, I'm pissed off.

It turns out that that helicopter
that went over my house

was the paparazzi.

DANTHONY: 'Slap my fat gut.' That
shot ain't real. That ain't real.

That shit there.
That definitely ain't real, man.

They fucked with that shit.

Now they're saying lies about me.

They say I got fat
since I been locked up.

'Lose some weight, nigga.'
Mother-fuck.

'I used to have a crush on you.
Now you could probably crush me.

It's over, fat-ass.'

Fuck you. Delete that shit.

What the fuck? Anyone who believes
that shit is a mother-ass-fucker.

I got to say there, junior,

that the size of your meal portions
lately has increased significantly.

What the fuck?!
Look, you're 25 years old.

Your metabolism is slowing down.
You got to watch your weight.

Do you not understand
that this shit is fake?

They made that shit.

They fucked with the photo to make me
look fat to diss me.

It's mother-fucking fake!

No, it's mother-fucking denial
is what it is.

See, you need to get off

this mother-fucking scooter
some time, man,

and engage in some
incidental exercises

for the first time in your life.

Can you shut up? Can you shut up
while I'm dealing with this shit?

You don't look this good
at the age of 62

from sitting on your ass,
that's all I'm saying.

That's all I'm saying.
Mother-fuck.

You're gonna look like
the Michelin Man in a minute.

It's a mother-fucking fake photo.

Get that in your head
and don't give me your shit.

Mother-fuck!

What's going on?
Excuse me, what's going on?

Who is it? Who is it? I'm Ruth Sims,
I'm a senior officer here!

Talib!

PENNY: We got the call at 3:00am,
and we just ran.

The duty officer just told us

that there'd been a suicide
attempt in Isolation

and an ambulance had been called.

Oh, Talib! Are you OK?
Are you alright?

What happened? Is it Justin?
BRAD: It's Justin Keast.

He's tried to hang himself
with a blanket.

I looked away for one minute
and I don't know what happened.

Oh, no. Did he see anything?

No, no, he was asleep.
You were asleep, were you?

The ambos reckon he's going to be
alright, though.

They think he'll be OK.
They reckon he's going to be fine.

That's a relief.

Thank God.

We've got to get you sorted.

You can't put him back in Iso,
though.

No, God, no, he's not going back
to Iso.

You're going back to
your own cell tonight.

I don't know why there was blankets
in there anyway.

Any idiot knows there's no blankets
and sheets in Isolation.

Yeah.

True.

OK, we'll get you back to your cell.

WOMAN: And it's a love that Kerry
and Steve

wanted you all here today
to witness.

The bond of marriage is an important
commitment to one another,

a promise to love and care for each
other for the rest of your lives.

And so it's at this point
in the ceremony

that I ask our best man Nathan
to pass us the rings.

DANIEL: I thought the wedding
was going to be boring as,

but it was pretty fun.

Like, the ring thing, when Nath
did the ring thing,

I pissed my pants,
man, it was so fucking funny.

Like, I couldn't stop laughing.

And me and my mates, like,
we knew it was coming.

But we were pissing ourselves.

..husband and wife.

It was good after, 'cause I got to
give a speech.

Then me and my mates
did the wedding entertainment.

Um, yeah, when I first met Steve I
thought he was a bit of a dickhead.

And if my real dad was here
I reckon he'd be pretty pissed off.

But, um, yeah, once you get to
know Steve he's alright.

And I reckon my dad would want my mum
to be happy,

so... so welcome to the family,
Steve,

and Kayden and Fuckos.

Now we will continue with
the wedding entertainment

that me and my mates have planned.

First up, it's me and Nathan
with freestyle rapping.

Go.
(Beatboxes)

? Yeah
Yeah

? Marriage, marriage,
marriage, marriage

? Steve, Steve,
I wanted you to leave

? But you stayed for ages
Like dogs in cages

? Yeah
Yeah

? Mum, Mum, we know you're not dumb

? But you told us you liked Steve
You didn't want him to leave

? Mum, Mum
Wedding, wedding

? Where is this heading?

? Yeah
Yeah

? Yeah. ?

Now, as I continue rapping,
I want you to look around,

'cause we got some more wedding
entertainment, me and my mates.

? It's Black Daniel with the BMX

? Yeah
Yeah

? Turn around, because it's Loki and
a skating demo on the skate ramp

? Go, Loki

? Yeah, yeah
Please look up to the roof

? Because it's Jayden
and a parkour demo

? Yeah, yeah

? Wedding, wedding
Where is this heading?

? Mum and Steve! Mum and Steve!

? Steve, Steve
What's up your sleeve?

? Marriage, marriage,
marriage, marriage

? Yeah. ?
Stop.

Thank you.

(Applause)

S.MOUSE: Listen, all you fans,
you got to hear this.

I am not fat, OK?

You don't believe the shit
that you read.

I may have stacked on a tiny little
bit of weight since I been locked up,

but I'm not as fat as them
mother-fuckers say I am.

They fucked with that photo.
Look, mother-fucker.

Does that look like fat to you?

That ain't fucking fat,
you know what I'm saying?

I had to post a video blog
to clear the air.

My real fans, they're sticking by me.

They're sending me positive messages.

They give me a boost
'cause they know I'm hurting.

'I love you, S.mouse,
and your music.

Even if you get really fat,
I still love you.'

That shit ain't bad.
It's not good, though.

Let me see.
Any other shit in there?

No.

Oh, wait. No, no, no, no.

What the fuck did that say?
Nothing, nothing.

(Laughs)
What's funny, mother-fucker?

Haters, bro, don't worry,
don't worry.

That seems to be the only good one
on this page, man.

Got to be some more shit in there.

Ooh, OK, wait, hold up.

We got this kid from Australia, dog.

He doesn't say anything about you
being fat,

but he says some nice shit.

Look.
Read that shit out.

He's got a twin brother.

He loves my music.

Wants me to go to Australia

'cause a little black kid
got squashed by a truck.

Man, that's fucking sick.
Show me that picture.

Oh, fuck, man, what a waste!

Read me some more positive shit.

You're getting me down right now,
mother-fucker.

(Message tone sounds)

What the fuck?

What the fuck?!

Lasquisha, she's dumping my ass!

She's dumping me.

'I've been giving so much of myself
to you lately,

I didn't even notice how fat
you got yourself.

I don't want to be associated with
a fat-ass nigger.

I'm moving on, S.mouse.
Good luck with all your shit.'

Smiley face. What the fuck is that?

That's fucked up.
She's dumping me 'cause I'm fat?!

Hey, son, if you ask me,

that chipmunk-sounding bitch
did you a huge-ass favour.

The fuck! She ain't nothing
but a gold-digging bitch.

You think that's what I want to hear
right now, mother-fucker?

That's not helpful.

Hey, look, there was a time when
your mamma gained all that weight

and I was thinking
about dumping her ass.

(Half-laughs)
I probably should have.

Could you shut the fuck up, please?
It's going to be alright.

But I understand how she feel.

Nobody like laying up next to
a big ol' fat-ass.

Shut the fuck up!

Man!

Look, we've got to address
what happened.

You were the one, I think,
that gave them these extra sheets.

Yes, I did.

I gave them a few, yes.
A few?

I've been told enough to cover them
five times over.
Now, look, really...

The heating must have been
out down there, 'cause...

We should look into that,
'cause they were very cold.

Hey, come on.
I just wanted to help them.

You know that the rule is that they
have to have non-dangerous sheets.

It's just unaccept...
It's unbelievable.

It was a very silly...
silly mistake. I...

I've never felt more terrible
about something, Julie.

I feel terrible.

You're going to have to tell me
what's going on here.

You've left keys
in the detainees' cells.

You've been turning up late for
shifts. You've forgotten shifts.

You even forgot your
performance review last week.

What is going on?

I don't know.

I just... I'm making silly mistakes.

Look, I've got to put the boys
first. You know that.

Yes, I understand that.

You know that the next step for me

is that I have to call in
the department.

I'd rather you didn't...

..do that, because I...

I'm sorry, but you're going to
have to talk to them.

Do you think they'll send me away?
(Sighs)

Look, don't make this any harder.
I hope not. I really hope not.

I don't want to go. (Sobs)

(Sombre music)

S.MOUSE: Tonight is
my album launch, my showcase.

I got my trademark dance move.
That's that shit there.

? Get your dick off
my shoulders... ?

MAN: Slap your
elbows, asshole!

I'm sensing some
hate in the room.

Maybe my new album is bad.

DANTHONY: He's had an epiphany.

Some nigga got
squashed in Australia.

? I feel like a squashed nigger. ?

DANIEL: We've got
Nath's farewell
party this weekend.

Make waves!

Is this sign
language?
Did he say 'dick'?

(Laughter)

Three celebrities
come to Dunt, I'll
buy you a car.

You will be. They
will be coming.

JEN: Tim!

He spent all his time with her,
leaving a mess for me to clean up.

That's for you,
slut.

We'll lose
a lot of money
over this.

I'm fucking pissed off.

'Fuck you, Tim. I'm off to kill
myself and the dog.'

Everyone freaks out
when you're not around.

Let's go home, Mum.
No.

I'm a Japanese lady.

Sometimes it's hard
to stand up for myself.

I'm going to start an internet rumour
you had sex with your own mother

up the arse!

(Cheering and applause)
GRAN: Oh, wowee!

Your mamma's getting horny. She
won't fuck with you in the house.

How are you?
Good one, Steve.

Shut the fuck up
and deal with it yourself.

DANIEL, VOICEOVER:
Well, me and my bothers,

we pretty much look after the farming
side of things since my dad died.

Livestock-wise, we've got one sheep -
Emily.

Found her on the side of the road,

So, yeah. She's shit-scared though.

She's always really, like,
running away and that.

We're trying to tame her.

That's what we're doing today,
actually - just taming her.

Eventually we wanna breed -

wanna breed sheep, so we need
to get her tame - get close to her.

Yeah...
We got Jamie actually...

He's part of the taming program
that I've initiated...

..is that we get Jamie here
dressed as a sheep

so that Emily's not scared,

'cause it thinks it might be
a bloke sheep, you know, so...

He's gonna get up close
and then pat it

and then it gets used to human touch.

And then eventually, like,

we'll be able to walk up to it
and just pat it.

That's the idea.

You ready to get tamed?

Hurry up, Jamie.

Come on, Emily. Look at this guy.
It's another sheep.

It's a bloke sheep.

You gotta stay on all fours, mate.

It's not gonna think
you're a sheep if you stand up.

I would like, livestock-wise.

to introduce some more sheep
at one stage -

get a breeding program up.

Yeah...

Our dog - Ja Rule -

he's like obsessed with Emily,
aren't you, Jar?

You're obsessed with Emily, yeah!

Come here. Yeah, you can tell,
I reckon, he's in love with Emily,

'cause whenever he's around her,
he gets a stiffy.

That's how you can tell.
Has he got a stiffy now?

Let's check. Yep.
He's got a stiffy.

That's how you know that...

..when a dog is in love
with a sheep they get stiffies.

So, ideally, when the sheep...

Ja Rule, come here. Come here.

When the sheep...
Ja Rule!

..gets tame, we can get Ja Rule
and the sheep together

and see what happens.

You'd like that, wouldn't you,
Ja Rule?

Yeah, you love Emily.
He loves Emily.

He loves her. Loves a cuddle.
Wants to root her.

You wanna root her.
I know what you wanna do to her.

Yeah, that's why you've got a stiffy.

That's why he's got one.

(Closed Captions by CSI)