Angel (1999–2004): Season 1, Episode 6 - Sense and Sensitivity - full transcript

Kate lands in some hot water after she roughs up a prisoner named Little Tony. She and the entire police department are forced to go to sensitivity training. Unfortunatly, Little Tony's lawyers are Wolfram and Hart. They have a plan to set their client free by casting a spell on the whole police force. Soon, all the officers are expressing their true feelings and being so sensitive puts lives in danger. The gang at Angel Inc. tries to stop the chaos, but Angel quickly winds up in trouble of his own.

AAAAAH!

GOSH, SPIVEY, SORRY.

I GUESS I HAVE A PROBLEM
EXPRESSING MYSELF VERBALLY.

IT'S SOMETHING I STRUGGLE WITH.

YOU STOOD ME UP.

YOU WERE GONNA
COME TO THE STATION...

AND ANSWER A FEW
QUESTIONS, REMEMBER?

I FORGOT?

NOT SOMETHING A
GIRL LIKES TO HEAR.

I GUESS WE'LL JUST SKIP
THE INFORMAL INVITATION...

AND, UH, DO THE
MORE FORMAL THING.



YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT...

BUT I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT.

KATE: LOOK AT THE PICTURES.

SPIVEY: I LOOKED
AT THE PICTURES.

WHAT'S IN THE PICTURES?

ME AND LITTLE TONY PAPAZIAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA DO THIS?

SO YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
HIM SINCE THE DAY...

THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN?

[Sniffs]

THE DAY COUNTY SUPERVISOR
CAFFREY WAS FOUND MURDERED.

I HEARD IT WAS A SUICIDE.

[Sigh]



SUPERVISOR CAFFREY SHOT HIMSELF.

IT HAPPENS.

IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD?

WRAPPED HIMSELF IN PLASTIC,
AND HE LOCKED HIMSELF...

IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR.

HE'D BEEN DEPRESSED.

WHERE'S LITTLE TONY?

BURBANK. STOCKHOLM.
THE PLANET MONGO.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS.

I'M LOSING PATIENCE
WITH THIS CRAP.

I'M NOT.

I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.

I HAD A BIG BREAKFAST. I
COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.

DOESN'T SHE EVER HAVE TO PEE?

FINE. YOU WANT TO PLAY ALL DAY?

PLAY WITH YOURSELF.

YOU CHARGE ME OR GET ME GONE...

'CAUSE I'M TELLING YOU NOTHING.

LOOK AT THE PICTURES.

BITE ME.

WHERE IS HE?

KATE, KATE.

SORRY.

YEAH, WELL, WE SHOULD
HAVE GOTTEN YOU...

OUT OF THERE HOURS AGO.

HE'S NOT GONNA TALK.

THEN LITTLE TONY'S GOOD AS GONE.

WE CAN'T FIND HIM, AND I
DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN.

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

NOT A LOT OF ENCHANTED
SWORDSMITHS OPEN ON SUNDAY.

[Groans]

MAKE SURE YOU CUT OFF ALL THE
LIMBS AND BOTH HEADS THIS TIME.

REMEMBER TO BURY
THE PARTS SEPARATELY.

I DON'T WANT THIS THING...

COMING BACK TO LIFE AGAIN.

THAT'S IT?

GONNA GO CLEAN OUT THE NEST.

I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE OFFICE.

OK, AM I WRONG IN THINKING...

THAT A "PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU"

IS GENERALLY
CONSIDERED GOOD FORM...

WHEN REQUESTING A DISMEMBERMENT?

WELL, HE APPRECIATES
US IN HIS OWN...

UNAPPRECIATIVE WAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK HE USES HIS TORTURED-CREATURE-
OF-THE-NIGHT STATUS...

AS A LICENSE TO BE
RUDE AND INSENSITIVE.

SURE, HE'S POLITE TO THE
HELPLESS AND THE DOWNTRODDEN...

BUT HE IGNORES THE PEOPLE
THAT ARE CLOSEST TO HIM...

THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER
THE MOST, YOU KNOW?

CAN YOU SAY CLUELESS?

DOES GIANT TENTACLE SPEW
COME OUT WITH DRY CLEANING?

OH, GOOD, YOU'RE BACK.
CORDELIA, YOU NEED TO...

NO.

I DON'T CARE WHAT HORRIBLE
THING'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

ASTEROIDS ARE
HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH.

UNSPEAKABLE EVIL IS RISING
IN THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY.

JAR JAR IS GETTING HIS
OWN TALK SHOW. WHATEVER.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

NOT UNTIL YOU ASK
US HOW IT WENT.

CALL YOUR MOTHER BACK.

SHE PHONED SAYING SHE'D
LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU...

AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU DO REMEMBER
LEAVING US IN A SEWER...

WITH A GIANT CALAMARI?

YEAH, AND YOU'RE BOTH HERE.

SO I ASSUME IT WENT OK, RIGHT?

YEAH, IT WENT OK.

OF COURSE IT WENT OK, OK?

THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

SO THERE IS A POINT?

BEING THAT IT IS
POSSIBLE TO BROOD...

AND SHOW A LITTLE INTEREST
IN THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS.

OH, SHE THINKS
YOU'RE INSENSITIVE...

AND, NOT TO BRING UP THE
IRONY, BUT CONSIDER THE SOURCE.

SO I'M A LITTLE RESERVED.

DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T CARE.

IT'S LIKE YOU
DON'T HAVE A PULSE.

I DON'T.

WELL, SPEND A LITTLE TIME...

LISTENING TO HOW
THE LIVING INTERACT.

KATE.

ANGEL.

GOT A MINUTE?

SURE.

COFFEE? I'M FINE.

MR. AND MRS. SPOCK
NEED TO MIND MELD NOW.

HIS NAME'S TONY PAPAZIAN.

STREET NAME... LITTLE
TONY, AND HE'S A BAD GUY.

WE'VE ALREADY GOT AN
INDICTMENT AGAINST HIM...

FOR THE MURDER OF
A COUNTY SUPERVISOR.

JUST ONE PROBLEM.

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE
TO SEND THE SUBPOENA.

YOU CAN'T FIND HIM.

HE'S STILL IN THE CITY,
WE'RE PRETTY SURE.

BUT ALL MY SOURCES ARE DRY.

WANT ME TO LOOK INTO IT?

I'LL PAY FOR
WHATEVER YOU CAN GET.

I ALREADY OWE YOU
FAVORS. YOU DON'T NEED TO...

THIS ISN'T A FAVOR.

IT'S A JOB. THAT'S HOW WE DO IT.

THIS NUMBER IS MY DIRECT LINE.

ALL RIGHT.

TIME'S A FACTOR. TONY'S
LOOKING TO SKIP TOWN.

GOT IT.

YOU FIND HIM, YOU CALL ME.

NOTHING ABOVE NOR BEYOND.

YOU CANNOT BE A PART OF THIS.

YOU DON'T WANT TO
GET A REPUTATION...

FOR GOING OUTSIDE
THE DEPARTMENT.

I DON'T WANT TO GET A
REPUTATION FOR GETTING YOU KILLED.

ANYTHING?

PLENTY HERE ON PAPAZIAN.

KNOWN ACQUAINTANCES, HANGOUTS.

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO FIGURE THE COPS
HAVE ALREADY BEEN OVER ALL THIS.

YEAH, BUT WE HAVEN'T.

UH, CORDELIA, I
WANTED TO, YOU KNOW...

THANK YOU SO MUCH...

FOR GOING THROUGH
THOSE CORONER REPORTS.

BECAUSE I CAN IMAGINE
HOW NOT FUN IT IS...

TO READ ABOUT...

YOU KNOW, CORONER STUFF.

LAME.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

THE WEEBIES.

THIS GUY CLEARLY HAS
ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES.

YOU'VE GOT VICTIMS AND
VICTIM PARTS WASHING UP...

ALL OVER THE SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIA COAST.

LONG BEACH, SAN PEDRO, CARLSBAD.

PULL UP THE TIDAL FLOW
CHARTS FOR THE LAST 10 MONTHS.

MATCH THEM TO THE
DATES OF THESE MURDERS.

TIDES. WHAT, YOU THINK THIS GUY'S
GOT SOME PRIMARY DUMPING GROUND?

MAYBE ALL THESE VICTIMS
ORIGINATE FROM THE SAME SPOT?

SOMEWHERE LITTLE
TONY FEELS SAFE.

DADDY.

KATIE.

I SAW YOU. WERE YOU
PLANNING ON SAYING HI?

I FIGURED YOU'RE WORKING.

I'M NOT HERE VERY LONG, ANYWAY.

JUST DROPPING OFF SOME
PENSION FORMS UP IN RECORDS.

IF YOU THINK YOU GOT A
LOT OF RED TAPE ON THE JOB...

WAIT TILL YOU RETIRE.

HARLAN SAYS THEY'RE
THROWING YOU...

A SEND-OFF AT THE BLUE BAR.

JUST SOME OF THE GUYS
LOOKING TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME.

NOT A BIG DEAL.

WELL, HE SAID I SHOULD
SAY SOMETHING...

YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW
WORDS TO MARK THE OCCASION...

SEEING AS YOU'RE MY FATHER.

THAT WOULD BE FINE.

DON'T GO TO ANY TROUBLE.

IT'S NO TROUBLE, REALLY.

OFFICER: DETECTIVE,
YOU GOT A CALL ON 229.

THANKS.

I GUESS I BETTER...

YEAH.

LOCKLEY.

8843 HYPERION WAY, RIGHT
OFF PIER 39, SAN PEDRO.

YOU FOUND HIM? YOU'RE SURE?

MAX SALVAGE DEPOT,
NORTHWEST SIDE.

GOT SOME MUSCLE ON HAND.

I'M ON MY WAY. JUST
GET OUT OF THERE.

ANGEL: DAMN IT.

AND DON'T FORGET
TO WATER MY PLANTS.

SURE THING.

HI.

THIS IS EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

I JUST LOVE BOAT TRIPS.

WHO'S THE MOOK?

HERB SAUNDERS, BALTIMORE.

IT'S HERB SAUNDERS.

CRIPES, THE FREEWAYS YOU
PEOPLE HAVE IN THIS TOWN.

I'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND
IN CIRCLES ALL DAY...

BUT THE BROCHURE DID SAY
BOATS LEAVING EVERY 2 HOURS.

I THINK YOU'RE STILL LOST.

THAT'S NOT THE BOAT TO CATALINA?

NO. ARE YOU SURE?

I COULD HAVE SWORN
THE TICKET SAID PIER 39.

IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.
I JUST HAD IT.

COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE.

BENNY, I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY.

IT WAS THE HAT, WASN'T IT?

I KNEW THE HAT WAS TOO MUCH.

HI, TONY.

WHICH PART OF "JUST GET OUT
OF THERE" GAVE YOU THE TROUBLE?

I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

I MEAN, HE WAS GETTING AWAY.

SO YOU DECIDED TO
DRESS LIKE A ROAD FLARE...

AND PUT MY ASS AND
YOURS ON THE LINE?

LOOK, JUST GO.

I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING
TO TELL MY LIEUTENANT.

[Car Engine Starts]

I WANT MY PHONE CALL.

GOTTA CANCEL THE
SUITE IN YEREVAN?

THINK YOU CAN STILL
GET YOUR DEPOSIT BACK?

YOU, UH, YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING
AFTER ME FOR A LONG TIME...

HAVEN'T YOU, SWEETHEART?

IF I'D HAVE KNOWN HOW
BAD YOU WANTED ME...

I... I MIGHT HAVE HAD YOU
CATCH ME A LITTLE SOONER.

IF I HAD KNOWN HOW MUCH
YOU NEEDED THE EXERCISE...

I MIGHT HAVE LET YOU
RUN A LITTLE LONGER.

RECEPTIONIST: WOLFRAM AND HART.

LITTLE TONY: GET ME LEE MERCER.

YES, MR. PAPAZIAN.

WE'RE ALREADY WELL
AWARE OF THE SITUATION.

AND ARE YOU AWARE I'VE GOT
A CERTAIN THORN IN MY SIDE?

OH, YES. WE UNDERSTAND
THE FACTORS VERY CLEARLY.

AND I THINK I CAN SAY
WITH SOME CONFIDENCE...

THAT THORN IS
ABOUT TO BE REMOVED.

PERMANENTLY.

HERE IS YOUR COPY OF OUR
PETITION TO THE COURTS...

TO TRANSFER OUR CLIENT
OUT OF THIS PRECINCT.

WHAT FOR?

FOR HIS OWN SAFETY, LIEUTENANT.

AWW, IS HE AFRAID
TO STAY WITH US?

DO YOU NEED A NIGHT-LIGHT?

YOU GOT A PRETTY MOUTH, KATIE.

HATE TO SEE IT GET BROKEN.

I WANT THAT STRICKEN
FROM THE RECORD.

MR. PAPAZIAN IS UNDER
TREMENDOUS STRESS...

DUE TO THE ABUSE SUFFERED AT
THE HANDS OF YOUR OFFICERS...

AND AN AS-YET
UNNAMED ASSAILANT...

WE BELIEVE WAS IN LEAGUE
WITH DETECTIVE LOCKLEY...

AT THE TIME OF THE ARREST.

I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, SIR.

I SAW YOU TALKING TO HIM.

YEAH, WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER
YOU MURDERED SUPERVISOR CAFFREY...

YOU FAT PIECE
OF... THAT'S ENOUGH.

I WANT HER VERBAL ABUSE
ENTERED IN THE RECORD.

- THHH...
- THAT "THHH," TOO.

ALL OF MR. PAPAZIAN'S RIGHTS
WILL BE DULY RESPECTED WHILE...

MR. PAPAZIAN IS A VERY IMPORTANT
CLIENT AT WOLFRAM AND HART.

ANY FURTHER VIOLATION
OF HIS RIGHTS...

AND THERE WILL BE
SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS.

AND WHAT EXACTLY THE
HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

IT MEANS WE'LL OPEN THIS CASE
TO THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION.

IT MEANS WE'LL SHINE A LIGHT...

IN THE DARKEST CORNERS
OF THIS PRECINCT...

AND GIVE THE PEOPLE A
VIEW OF THE BRUTALITY...

AND CALLOUSNESS
OF THIS POLICE FORCE...

THAT WILL MAKE MARK
FUHRMAN LOOK LIKE GENTLE BEN.

EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE
A LAWYER LIKE THIS ONE.

SO HOW NICE IS IT
TO FINALLY HAVE...

A SIMPLE "FIND THE
CRIME LORD" CASE?

OVER AND DONE WITH.

YEAH.

WAIT. YOU'VE GOT PENSIVE FACE.

I'VE ALWAYS GOT PENSIVE FACE.

PENSIVER FACE.

I'M NOT SO SURE THIS THING...

IS SO OVER AND
DONE WITH, THAT'S ALL.

THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT LITTLE TONY.

WHAT SOMETHING?

MMM, JUST A FEELING I GOT.

MM-HMM.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

I JUST FIND IT
ENDLESSLY FASCINATING...

HOW YOUR INSTINCTS
ARE SO HIGHLY ATTUNED...

WHEN IT COMES TO
BORING OLD EVIL...

BUT YOU HAVE YET TO
MAKE ANY MENTION...

OF THESE NEW SHOES.

LOOK, CORDELIA.

WOMEN'S SHOES. MEN...

GREAT SHOES. NEW?

SO YOU WERE RIGHT.
PAPAZIAN'S PLANNING SOMETHING.

WHAT'D YOU HEAR?

PAPAZIAN'S PLANNING SOMETHING.

THAT'S IT?

JOHNNY RED SAYS, QUOTE,
"PAPAZIAN'S PLANNING SOMETHING."

I THOUGHT HE MIGHT
BE PLANNING SOMETHING.

SEE? YOU WERE RIGHT.

HOME RUN, LOCKLEY.

WAY TO GO. NICE WORK, LOCKLEY.

NO, YOUR DAD PAID FOR THE DRINK.

TONY PAPAZIAN, HUH?

YEAH.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

THANKS.

HERE'S HOPING THE BUST
DOESN'T FALL APART...

BEFORE YOU FINISH
FILING THE PAPERWORK.

DAMN LAWYERS, HUH?

YEAH.

HARLAN.

YOU SEE THIS?

SENSITIVITY TRAINING?

EVERYONE'S GOTTA TAKE IT.

WORD IS IT'S BECAUSE
WHAT YOU DID TO PAPAZIAN.

WHAT I DID?

OH, SOMEBODY'S
GONNA ANSWER FOR THIS.

THINK THEY'LL MAKE US HUG?

I'M NOT HUGGING YOU, SWEAT BOY.

GLAD I'M GETTING OUT.

IN MY DAY, WE DIDN'T
NEED ANY DAMN SENSITIVITY.

I'M GUESSING NOT
TOO MANY OF YOU...

WANT TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW.

QUICK SHOW OF HANDS. WHO
ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE HERE?

WELL, I'M NOT GONNA
WASTE YOUR TIME.

WHAT I AM GONNA DO IS
GIVE YOU SOME TOOLS...

TO HELP YOU EXPERIENCE
THE FULL RANGE...

OF HUMAN EMOTIONS.

LEARNING THAT WON'T JUST
MAKE YOU BETTER PEOPLE...

IT'LL HELP YOU DIFFUSE
VOLATILE SITUATIONS...

IN THE FIELD.

IT'LL ALLOW YOU TO MANAGE
SOME OF YOUR AGGRESSION...

SO YOU WON'T FEEL
SO TIRED ALL THE TIME.

IN SHORT...

IT'LL MAKE YOU BETTER COPS.

ONE OF THE TOOLS WE USE IS THIS.

IT'S CALLED A TALKING STICK.

I KNOW, IT SOUNDS SILLY.

BUT IT WORKS, IF
YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE.

IT'S OUR CONTRACT
WITH EACH OTHER.

WHOEVER HOLDS THIS
HAS THE FREEDOM...

TO EXPRESS HIMSELF OR
HERSELF COMPLETELY...

WITHOUT JUDGMENT, WITHIN
THE CONFINES OF THIS ROOM.

HEATH?

I DON'T THINK SO.

GO AHEAD. GIVE IT A TRY.

NOW WHY DON'T YOU
START BY TELLING US...

SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.

SIX BROTHERS.

AND WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?

I LEARNED TO HIT
BACK PRETTY QUICK.

YOUR BROTHERS WENT
KIND OF HARD ON YOU, HUH?

WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS?

IT WAS JUST MY MOM.

SHE DID THE BEST SHE COULD.

SO YOU HAD TO GET TOUGH
RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE.

SHUT DOWN YOUR EMOTIONS?

IT'S OK.

YOU HAVE OUR
PERMISSION TO BE HONEST.

IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU ALWAYS
WANTED TO SAY TO YOUR MOTHER...

BUT NEVER COULD?

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

KATE.

YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE SOMETHING?

WE'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.

NO, I DON'T, REALLY.

AFRAID?

GENUINE EMOTION MAKES
YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.

THAT'S OK.

YOUR INAPPROPRIATE
SARCASM MASKS ANGER.

AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT ANGER IS, KATE?

IT'S JUST FEAR.

FEAR OF BEING
HURT. FEAR OF LOSS.

YOU'VE BEEN HURT,
HAVEN'T YOU, KATE?

AND YOU'RE AFRAID
OF BEING HURT AGAIN.

WHO ARE YOU AFRAID
IS GONNA HURT YOU?

MAN: HELL IF I KNOW.

YEAH, BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU
HEARD SOMETHING, RIGHT?

"PLANNING SOMETHING."
THAT'S ALL I HEARD.

WHO'D YOU HEAR IT FROM?

GUYS THAT WORK FOR LITTLE TONY.

THEY'RE IN MY THURSDAY
NIGHT SPINNING CLASS.

WHAT DID THEY SAY EXACTLY?

WELL, THEY WEREN'T
ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME.

THEY WERE TALKING
TO A COUPLE OF GUYS...

IN IZZY BRANCATO'S CREW.

I OVERHEARD ON ACCOUNT OF
THEY HAD TO SHOUT OVER THE BIKES.

WHAT, AND ALL THESE
GUYS ARE AT YOUR GYM?

YEAH.

WHY, YOU GOT SOME KIND
OF THUG RATE SPECIAL THERE?

NO, BUT IF YOU
WANT TO SIGN UP...

I GET A DISCOUNT
FOR BRINGING YOU IN.

HEY, GUYS. WHAT WAS SAID?

RIGHT. IZZY'S BOYS...

THEY SAY TO LITTLE
TONY'S CREW...

YOU KNOW, NOW
L.T.'S IN THE CLINK...

THEY GET TO LOOK
FOR NEW EMPLOYMENT.

BUT L.T.'S GUYS SAY NO.

'CAUSE NO STUPID BITCH IS
GONNA GET THE BEST OF L.T.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

I THINK IT STANDS FOR
LITTLE TONY, YEAH?

IT MEANS HE'S GOING AFTER KATE.

ANGEL.

WE NEED TO TALK.

I KNOW. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE OTHER NIGHT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT MY
SENSITIVITY TRAINER SAYS.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOFBALL, RIGHT?

STILL, THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

LISTEN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TOMORROW NIGHT...

AROUND EIGHTISH?

MY FATHER'S HAVING THIS
RETIREMENT PARTY THING...

WITH A BUNCH OF
HIS OLD COP BUDDIES.

I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY A FEW WORDS.

IT'D BE NICE IF THERE WAS
AT LEAST ONE PERSON THERE...

WHO WASN'T, YOU KNOW, ARMED.

IT'D BE A FAVOR.

SURE.

OK, THAT WAS EASY. I'M RELIEVED.

SOMETHING WRONG?

KATE, I THINK YOU MAY
BE IN REAL DANGER.

OK, THE RELIEF PART'S DONE.

LOOK, I'VE HEARD SOME THINGS.

I DON'T KNOW THE
SPECIFICS YET...

BUT I THINK PAPAZIAN'S
TAKING A CONTRACT OUT ON YOU.

WOW.

YEAH, I'M GONNA STAY ON THIS...

HE'S REALLY ACTING
OUT, ISN'T HE?

WELL, YEAH. HE WANTS YOU DEAD.

OH, I GET THAT.

I'M JUST SAYING HE MUST
BE IN SOME KIND OF PAIN...

TO HAVE TO STRIKE OUT
AT OTHERS IN THAT WAY.

ARE YOU OK?

GOD, LISTEN TO ME.

SUDDENLY I'M DR. LAURA.

NEXT THING, I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT
PROCESSING AND MY INNER CHILD.

I'M SURE I'LL BE BACK TO MY
USUAL LEVEL OF CYNICISM IN NO TIME.

I'M SENSING SOME TENSION.

I THINK YOU SHOULD TELL ME.

WHAT ARE YOU FEELING?

CONCERNED.

WE WENT TO GREAT
EFFORT AND EXPENSE...

TO GET YOU INTO THAT PRECINCT.

IS IT WORKING?

OF COURSE IT'S WORKING.

AFTER TOMORROW'S SESSION...

YOU'LL SEE RESULTS.

INCREDIBLE RESULTS.

THAT MAKES ME
FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE.

BOY, I'M SCARED.

AND EXCITED.

AND CONSUMED WITH DREAD.

AND GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

I DOUBT EVEN ONE OF
LITTLE TONY'S HIRED GUNS...

WOULD TRY SOMETHING
IN A ROOM FULL OF COPS.

WHAT? OH, THAT DEATH
THREAT HANGING OVERHEAD.

NO, I MEANT SPEAKING IN PUBLIC.

WELL, WHAT'S THAT OLD SAW...

PICTURE YOUR AUDIENCE
IN THEIR UNDERWEAR?

WAY AHEAD OF YOU.

HAPPY RETIREMENT, DADDY.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.

WHO'S THIS?

THIS IS ANGEL. HE'S A FRIEND.

ANGEL, THIS IS MY FATHER.

HELLO, MR. LOCKLEY.
CONGRATULATIONS.

FOR WHAT? ALL I DID WAS LIVE
THIS LONG AND NOT GET SHOT.

WHY DO YOU DO THAT?

DO WHAT?

PRETEND IMPORTANT
THINGS DON'T MATTER.

SO, ANGEL, HOW LONG
YOU BEEN SEEING KATIE?

WE'RE, UM, PRETTY NEW FRIENDS.

WELL, GOOD TO SEE
HER OUT WITH A MAN.

I WAS STARTING TO WONDER IF SHE DIDN'T
LEAN IN ANOTHER DIRECTION ALTOGETHER.

LIEUTENANT: ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.

BEFORE WE CUT THE CAKE...

THE OTHER OFFICER LOCKLEY...
THE GOOD-LOOKING ONE...

WOULD LIKE TO SAY
A FEW WORDS. KATE?

[Applause]

HI, EVERYBODY.

WELCOME TO THE END OF AN ERA.

NOW THE OLD MAN
WOULD LIKE US TO BELIEVE...

HE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT ALL
THIS ATTENTION AND FREE BOOZE.

BUT I KNOW HIM BETTER THAN THAT.

HE PUT A LOT OF
YEARS IN ON THE JOB...

AND HE MADE A DIFFERENCE
IN A LOT OF LIVES.

AND NOW IT'S OVER.

IT'S A HUGE DEAL, NO
MATTER WHAT HE SAYS.

IN FACT, I DON'T REALLY KNOW...

WHAT HE'S GONNA DO WITH HIMSELF.

HE FORGOT HOW TO BE ANYTHING
BUT A COP A LONG TIME AGO.

AND MAYBE, MAYBE THAT'S...
THAT'S WHY I BECAME A COP, TOO.

AFTER MOM DIED, YOU
STOPPED, YOU KNOW.

IT WAS LIKE YOU COULDN'T
STAND THE SIGHT OF ME.

HER FACE, HER EYES
LOOKING UP AT YOU.

BUT BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY, RIGHT?

YOU SAID GONE'S GONE, AND
THERE'S NO USE WALLOWING.

NOT ONE WORD
ABOUT A BETTER PLACE.

YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL A
SCARED LITTLE GIRL A BEAUTIFUL LIE.

[Sobs]

GOD, I WANTED TO DRINK WITH YOU.

I WANTED YOU TO
LAUGH ONCE WITH ME.

THE WAY YOU LAUGHED
WITH JIMMY HERE OR FRANK.

WHAT THE HELL'D THEY
DO TO HER IN THAT CLASS?

MY BEST FRIEND JOANNE.

HER MOM WAS SOFT, AND SHE
SMELLED LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE...

AND SHE WOULD... SHE
WOULD PICK ME UP ON HER LAP...

AND SHE'D ROCK ME.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED
TO KEEP ME FOR HERSELF.

THAT I WAS GOOD AND SWEET.

EVERYBODY SAID I WAS.

DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE
NEVER TOLD ME THAT I'M PRETTY?

NOT ONCE IN MY LIFE.

KEEP GOING, KATIE.

WELL, I CAN'T ANYMORE, DAD.

I CAN'T CAMPAIGN FOR THE OFFICE
OF YOUR BELOVED DAUGHTER.

YOU CLOSED YOUR HEART
AFTER MOM LEFT US, AND THAT'S IT.

[Sobs]

THAT WAS SO DAMN BRAVE.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

HER OLD MAN'S PARTY
WASN'T THE FORUM.

SHE CAN'T WORRY
ABOUT PROTECTING HIM.

LET IT OUT, DALE.

I ALWAYS KNEW YOUR
MOTHER WAS CONTROLLING.

I'M PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE?

I'M HEARING A LOT OF DENIAL.

SHE ABUSED THE PROCESS.
I'M GONNA TELL HER.

WITH THAT BREAKTHROUGH?

YOU'RE COMPLETELY BLOCKED.

YOUR NEED FOR CATHARSIS
IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE.

I'LL GIVE YOU CATHARSIS.

FOR GOD'S SAKES, JIMMY,
KEEP IT TOGETHER, WILL YOU?

TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS PRECINCT.

LET HIM SLEEP IT
OFF WITH THE DRUNKS.

YOU SHOULD DO LIKEWISE!

COME ON. LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE.
WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?

THESE MIDDLE-OF-THE-NIGHT
HOURS...

ARE REALLY EATING INTO
MY POTENTIAL SOCIAL LIFE.

WHY I EVER THOUGHT IT WAS A NIFTY
IDEA TO WORK FOR A VEN... TRILOQUIST.

HI.

HI. DRINK THIS.

YOU HAVE THE MOST INTENSE EYES.

I SEE SUCH AN OLD SOUL.

HE GETS THAT A LOT, YOU KNOW.

I THOUGHT THAT ENIGMATIC THING
WAS JUST AN ACT TO GET WOMEN.

THE TRUTH IS, YOU DON'T
HAVE AN INSINCERE BONE...

IN YOUR BODY, DO YOU?

KATE, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME
ABOUT THE SENSITIVITY TRAINING.

WHO'S RUNNING IT?

YOU WANNA GO? IT'S PRETTY
WONDERFUL. GETS YOU WHERE YOU LIVE.

- I NEED TO KNOW HIS NAME.
- WE ALL NEED... SO MUCH.

WHAT'S HER DEAL? TOO MUCH, UH...

THUMB SUCKING?

ALCOHOL, DUMMY.

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

I'M NOT THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO
BRUSH UP ON HER FINGER PANTOMIME.

IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS
TRAINING THAT SHE HAD AT WORK.

♪ SOMEONE'S GOT A CRUSH ♪♪

WHAT?

IT'S RIGHT THERE. HOW
HE FEELS ABOUT YOU.

AND YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.

PLEASE! WE JUST JOKE AROUND.

WHERE IS THE TRUTH?
WHERE IS THE TRUTH?

HE'S HIDING BEHIND MR. HUMOR.

I MEAN, LOOK AT... LOOK AT
DOYLE. REALLY LOOK AT HIM.

WHAT DO YOU SEE?

A BAD DOUBLE-POLY BLEND?

THAT'S DEFENSE, CORDELIA.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TO OPEN
YOUR HEART TO A NEW POSSIBILITY.

HEY, YOU KNOW, SHE'S
STARTING TO MAKE SOME...

ANGEL!

I GOT HIS ADDRESS. 322 FLETCHER.

WHAT ARE YOUR SECRETS?
WHAT AREN'T YOU TELLING ME?

I'M SO GLAD WE CAME DOWN TO WATCH
LATE NIGHT WITH CREEPY COP LADY.

YOU CAME DOWN HERE TO STAY
WITH HER WHILE I FIND THIS GUY.

DON'T LET HER OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, ALLEN.

CAN WE GET YOU SOME
COFFEE OR VALIUM OR BOTH?

HE WALKED OUT ON ME.
HE JUST WALKED OUT.

OH... HE'LL BE BACK.

NOT ANGEL. MY FATHER.

OH.

I HAVE TO FIND HIM.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST HOLD
OFF ON THAT FOR THE TIME BEING.

ANGEL SAID WE SHOULD WAIT HERE.

I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
BUT I NEED TO FIND MY DADDY NOW.

DETECTIVE LOCKLEY, YOU'RE NOT
EXACTLY YOURSELF AT THE MOMENT.

- WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST...
- HELP EACH OTHER.

RIGHT. BY STAYING HERE TOGETHER.

WE COULD, BUT
SEE, I HAVE THIS...

PERSONAL PROBLEM YOU'RE
GONNA SHARE TILL DAWN?

GUN, AND I DON'T WANNA
COME OFF AS INSENSITIVE...

BUT IF EITHER ONE OF
YOU TRY AND STOP ME...

I'LL HAVE TO BLOW
YOU THE CRAP AWAY...

BECAUSE I'M GONNA FIND MY DAD.

WHICH DEMON DO YOU WORSHIP, HUH?

WHICH ONE GIVES YOU YOUR POWER?

A WHOLE BUNCH, ACTUALLY.

I'M A POLYTHEIST.

I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES.

YOU HAVE RAGE. I GET THAT.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO KATE LOCKLEY?

YOU KNOW WHAT
ANGER IS? IT'S JUST FEAR.

I KNOW WHAT FEAR IS. I
CAN SMELL IT RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S GOOD. GIVE YOURSELF
PERMISSION TO OPEN UP.

WHAT WERE YOUR PARENTS LIKE?

MY PARENTS WERE GREAT.

TASTED A LOT LIKE CHICKEN.

WHY DON'T YOU TALK, HUH?

LISTEN, I'M HAVING AN EPIPHANY.

NOT RIGHT. ALL TRAPPED
TOGETHER THAT WAY.

THE BIGGER ONES PICKING
ON THE WEAKER ONES.

IT'S NOT RIGHT.

MAKES THEM MORE BRUTAL THAN
THEY WERE WHEN THEY CAME IN.

REMEMBER THIS, BROTHERS.

AN ACT OF KINDNESS
IS JUST AS MANLY...

DAD!

DADDY!

YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHIPLASH?

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT WHIPLASH.

I'VE GOT EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH FROM
HAVING TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU...

DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

IF ANYONE'S THE
VICTIM HERE, IT'S ME.

I'VE ALIENATED MY
FRIENDS, MY FAMILY.

MY OWN CHILDREN
ARE AFRAID OF ME.

I CAN'T EVEN MAKE
LOVE TO MY WIFE.

I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING...

BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE LISTENING
TO YOUR MUGGER'S FEELINGS AT ALL.

OOH, BOY.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO... IT'S
KATE. WE FOLLOWED HER HERE.

SHE'S TOTALLY LOST IT. SHE
LOOKED READY TO DO SOME DAMAGE.

IT'S NOT JUST HER, BY
THE LOOKS OF THINGS.

THE WHOLE PLACE IS GOING NUTS.

THIS IS SO NOT GOOD.

I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG.

HUH?

[Groans]

HEY, WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE?

I THINK YOU JUST
FOUND MR. SENSITIVITY.

HE WAS RIGHT IN HERE ALL THE
TIME, JUST WAITING TO COME OUT.

GOSH, WHAT OUR
FOLKS DO TO US, HUH?

PLEASE, DADDY, IF YOU'RE
THERE, PICK UP. WE NEED TO TALK.

DADDY!

AHHH... HE PUT THE
WHAMMY ON YOU!

YOU STINK WITH WHAMMY.

SHE'S RIGHT.

THE TALKING STICK...
IT'S CURSED ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S A STICK THAT TALKS?

CORDELIA, DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA JUST HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE?

LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THE STICK.

HE USES IT AS A TALISMAN.

ANYONE WHO HANDLES
IT BECOMES INFECTED.

HE ADMITTED IT TO ME AFTER I...
THREATENED HIM WITH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.

WHAT'S HIS TRIP?

WOLFRAM AND HART... THE FIRM HIRED
THIS GUY TO NEUTRALIZE THE POLICE...

SO LITTLE TONY COULD
MAKE HIS ESCAPE.

IT'LL WEAR OFF.

SOON?

SO THERE WAS NEVER ANY
CONTRACT ON DETECTIVE LOCKLEY?

LITTLE TONY'S PLAN ALL
ALONG WAS TO KILL HER HIMSELF.

POOR GUY.

POOR GUY?

WELL, HE'S GOT ISSUES.

ANGEL, MAN, YOU
GOTTA SNAP OUT OF THIS!

RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
GET ALL VAMPY... GRRR! KATE NEEDS YOU!

I DON'T WANT TO. YOU BOTH WITHDRAW
WHEN I GO VAMP. I FEEL YOU JUDGE ME.

WE WON'T JUDGE YOU.
WILL WE? GIVE IT A TRY.

CLOSENESS IS TOO
IMPORTANT TO ME RIGHT NOW.

ANGEL, MAN, KATE IS IN THERE.

ALONG WITH KILLER GUY.

WE'RE CLOSED.

YOU'RE POLICE. YOU CAN'T CLOSE!

WHY NOT? HAVEN'T WE DONE ENOUGH?

IT'S ALWAYS "FIND THIS,
RESCUE THAT" WITH YOU PEOPLE.

WELL, SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

I WANTED TO EXPRESS MY REGRET...

FOR HAVING TREATED
YOU SO SHABBILY.

SO I COMPOSED A POEM ABOUT IT.

"I SAW A LEAF, AND I DID CRY."

IT HURTS, DOESN'T IT,
WHEN PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN?

WHEN THEY REJECT YOU?

YOU KNOW?

I OUGHT TO.

FOR 2 YEARS, I'VE BEEN SAYING
TO YOU WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE...

"LOVE ME, KATE. NEED
ME THE WAY I NEED YOU."

BUT YOU NEVER NOTICE...

NEVER RETURN MY DESIRE.

YOU JUST SIT AT THAT
DESK NEXT TO MINE...

SMELLING THE WAY
YOU DO, TAUNTING ME.

YOU GUYS, YOU'RE WORKING
FOR LITTLE TONY NOW.

YOU'LL FIND I'M STERN...

BUT FAIR.

NOW COME ON. LET'S
GO KILL US A LADY COP.

CORDELIA: WE NEED A ROCK.

ANGEL: I CAN'T SAY THAT I'M
VERY COMFORTABLE WITH ALL THIS.

DON'T ARGUE. THIS
IS THE ONLY WAY IN.

DOYLE: HERE, THIS
ONE SHOULD DO IT.

AIM FOR THE WINDOW.

I WAS.

GIVE ME THAT.

NICE ARM.

ANGEL, NOW IT'S
YOUR TURN. COME ON.

COME ON. LET'S GO!

WOW. THAT'S VANDALISM.

WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LATER.

WE SHOULD LEAVE A NOTE.

WOULD YOU COME ON.

WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?

URGH!

I DON'T BELIEVE "URGH"
IS THE MAGIC WORD...

IF ONE WOULD CALL IT A WORD.

AND EVEN THEN,
CERTAINLY NOT A MAGIC ONE.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

THERE'S ALWAYS TIME TO BE
CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS, CORDELIA.

OH, PLEASE.

SEE, THAT WASN'T
SO HARD NOW, WAS IT?

THOUGHT YOU FINALLY
HAD IT OVER ON ME, HUH?

THOUGHT YOU WERE
SMARTER THAN LITTLE TONY.

NOBODY BEATS ME, BABY. NOT
EVEN A STONE BITCH LIKE YOU.

I AM NOT A BITCH!

I'M JUST PROTECTED.

NO ONE PROTECTING YOU NOW.

ANGEL: HEY!

I'M FEELING SOME SERIOUS
NEGATIVE ENERGY IN THIS ROOM.

GO ON. TAKE CARE OF HIM.

OH, I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

I'M SURE HE'D SAY
THE SAME THING...

BUT THAT GUN REALLY MAKES
YOU COME OFF AS HOSTILE.

THAT AND THE BODY
LANGUAGE. IT'S SO CLOSED.

YEAH.

- ANGEL, MAN, FIGHT, DON'T TALK.
- WE ARE SO DEAD.

NOW... WHY DON'T WE
ALL SIT DOWN TOGETHER...

AND PROCESS THIS?

SEEMS THAT SENSITIVITY
TRAINING I PAID FOR...

REALLY TOOK, HUH, NANCY BOY?

HOW DO YOU THINK
THAT MAKES ME FEEL?

OK, NOW I'M FEELING UNHEARD.

YOU KNOW, ANTHONY,
YOU CAN BE A RAINBOW...

AND NOT A...

"PAINBOW."

I MEAN, IT REALLY
IS ALL UP TO YOU.

YOU.

NO, YOU.

ANYONE FOR VOMIT?

IT'S SO SAD, ISN'T IT?

SOME PEOPLE JUST REALLY
NEED TO LIVE IN THE PROBLEM.

WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
I WANT MY LIMO HERE NOW.

I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT
POSSIBLE, MR. PAPAZIAN.

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME?

YOU SHOT UP A PRECINCT AND
ATTEMPTED TO MURDER A POLICE OFFICER...

IN FULL VIEW OF WITNESSES.

WE CAN'T RISK THAT
KIND OF EXPOSURE.

YOU'RE THE ONE
SET THIS THING UP.

WE OPENED A DOOR FOR YOU. THE
POINT WAS FOR YOU TO WALK THROUGH IT...

NOT BLAST YOUR WAY OUT.

THE SENIOR PARTNERS FEEL
YOU'VE BECOME A LIABILITY.

WE CAN'T WASTE
VALUABLE ENERGY ON YOU...

WHEN THERE ARE MORE
PRESSING ISSUES AT HAND.

PRESSING ISSUES?
WHAT PRESSING ISSUES?

OUR RELATIONSHIP IS
TERMINATED, AS IS THIS PHONE CALL.

MORNING.

YEAH, RIGHT.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

PRETTY FOOLISH. YOU?

I'M ALL RIGHT.

INTERNAL AFFAIRS IS
INVESTIGATING THE BLUE BAR.

THEY THINK SOMEONE
THERE SPIKED THE PUNCH.

SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY
WENT A LITTLE CRAZY.

I KNOW I DID WITH MY DAD.

WELL, MAYBE IT HELPED.

DID I... DID I SAY
ANYTHING TO YOU?

I'M A LITTLE FUZZY MYSELF.

GOOD.

I SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

HI. KATIE.

GOT YOUR MESSAGES ON MY MACHINE.

YEAH, THAT WAS KIND
OF A BIZARRE NIGHT.

LOCKLEY: KATIE.

NO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

YOU MAKE AN IDIOT
OUT OF YOURSELF...

EMBARRASS ME IN
FRONT OF THE GUYS.

DON'T BRING THAT UP EVER AGAIN.

FAR AS I'M CONCERNED...

DIDN'T HAPPEN.

GRR! ARRGH!