America's Got Talent (2006–…): Season 16, Episode 8 - Auditions 8 - full transcript

[wild cheering]

Absolutely fantastic.

- This was amazing.
- This was special.

People were practicing
and hoping and dreaming.

This is the beginning
of an amazing journey.

I'm not gonna give you
a yes.

I'm gonna give you something else.

- What a message to America.
- What a message to the world.

I've never seen anything
like this in my life.

I loved it!

It was
absolutely incredible.



We are all going to give you
something special.

[cheering continues]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ Gimme your praise ♪

♪ Ooh yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Gimme your praise ♪

♪ Ooh yeah yeah ♪

♪ Throw your hands up ♪

♪ Give me those accolades ♪

♪ And gimme your praise ♪

Y'all ready for
the best you've ever seen?

Wow.

I think
you're gonna be a star.



Bam!

My favorite act
of the whole season.

- You want to win?
- Yes.

I know I can win.

I think people
will love you.

- [indistinct]
- Whoo!

The auditions are over!

- This is the moment of truth.
- Are you kidding me?

- Yes.
- It's gonna be brutal.

♪ Bow down
and keep on praising me ♪

- Stay clear.
We're striking the floor.

[upbeat music]

- Here we go.
- Ready, three...

♪ All eyes watching me ♪

♪ Gimme your praise ♪
Wow!

"AGT" fam, today is
the last day of auditions.

- Oh!
- No!

And then next week,
it's the Olympics.

- Hey.
- Yes.

But then,
we are back at the Dolby

with the live shows in Hollywood.

♪ Gimme your praise ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- Wow.
- Simon.

- Yeah?
- You got any advice

for these acts
right now in the last audition?

This is it.

Well, you know, it's like
the Olympics, isn't it?

You train, and you train.

And literally two minutes

can change your life forever.

Confidence, talent,

but those two minutes in particular,

that's what you gotta think about.

I'm gonna let these acts
get their two minutes.

Are you ready
for "America's Got Talent"?

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

It's almost over!

The moment
we've been waiting for.

Let's give it our best shot,
guys, yeah.

♪ Bow down and keep on
praising me ♪

We are finally here.

["Spring" from Vivaldi's
"Four Seasons"]

My name is Shai, this is Bini,

and we are a performing duo
from Los Angeles.

Bini is the most talented
rabbit in the world.

Bini knows how to comb my hair.
He's an athlete.

He knows how
to play musical instruments.

He likes to paint, and his
paintings are so beautiful.

[chewing]

I adopted Bini when he was
only a few weeks old.

He's very, very much of a diva.

He has his own food.

Like, the fridge is full
with veggies.

He's not locked in a cage.
The house belongs to him.

He's always eager
to learn new tricks.

Every day I'm surprised
about what he can do.

And the basketball game

is a game that
he developed for himself.

And hello, LeBron James, the bunny.

Bini's my best friend,
and we are here to win.

Come on, let's hear
some applause, folks.

[cheers and applause]

- Hi, welcome to "AGT."
- What's your name?

Shai.

- Shai.
- Yeah, and this is

Bini the bunny.

We moved to LA about five years ago

from Israel,

and we want to make people understand

that rabbits are amazing,
and they are intelligent,

and they deserve more respect.

- People don't understand--
- They don't respect rabbits.

No.

We have had animal acts
in "America's Got Talent."

Do you think Bini could win
"AGT" this year?

I know that Bini's
going to win this year.

- Really? Fantastic.
- Wow!

So you put five years of work

into what we're going to see tonight.

- Yes.
- Five years, one rabbit.

Amaze us.

[cheers and applause]

I've got a good feeling.

[cheers and applause]

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Hello, everyone!

This is Bini, my supernatural rabbit.

We can speak with Bini.

Bini, can you turn around?

Can you turn around, please?

Show everyone how you turn around.

Very nice, very nice.

Now, Bini has been training

for this moment for a long time.

So, come over here.

Let's go bowling.

Let's see, let's see.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, it was
almost a strike! Amazing.

- Wow, it was amazing.
- But, you know,

anyone can bowl, even a rabbit.

So, Bini, let's show everyone here

your best basketball slam dunk.

He's gonna dunk the ball?

[drumroll]

- Here you go.
- [audience laughing]

Just a second.

We will get back to this.

- Back to that.
- [laughing]

Bini's not only an athlete.

Bini knows how to play
some musical instruments.

For example, the guitar.

[drumroll]

- [plucks string]
- Very nice, very nice.

Fantastic.

And if the guitar
wasn't enough,

what do you think about the piano?

[drumroll]

We'll get back to that.

All right,
get back to that.

Bini wants to be a judge
on this show.

Bini can take notes like Simon does.

♪ ♪

[buzzer]

- No, take the note.
- Just a second.

Yeah, give him a second.

The rabbit hasn't
done anything.

Give him a second
and he can do it.

- We'll get back to that.
- Yes.

Don't rush the bunny.

Now let's go back
to the basketball.

[laughing]

["Also sprach Zarathustra"
by Strauss]

♪ ♪

- [slow motion]
Whoa...

[wild cheering]

- What?
- He dunked the ball!

That was Bini the bunny,
and he was amazing.

["Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor]

That was amazing!

♪ ♪

I liked how you were
in the moment.

When things weren't working,

you said, "We'll get back to that."

I like that-- that you don't give up.

The bunny didn't do a lot.

It's why people prefer dogs
to rabbits as pets

because dogs do things,
and in my experience,

rabbits don't do much.

- [laughing]
- [audience booing]

- Look at him.
- You're hurting him.

- He's a rabbit!
- Well--

They just like
going in the garden.

- But he can do so much more.
- He can't.

Yeah, all right, well,
let's vote.

I think you deserve one more shot.

It's a yes. Simon?

I just don't think rabbits
are meant to do this.

That's why I'm gonna say no.

- Heidi?
- I want to know what were--

- No, no.
- Okay, so Bini can paint.

- He can paint?
- No, he can't paint.

He can't bowl. He can't basketball.

He's a rabbit.

How many rabbits played
basketball on this show?

Yes, yes!

I haven't seen one.

I kind of want to see him paint.

It's a yes for me.

Okay, Sofía,
he has two yeses, one no.

[crowd chanting]

♪ Don't lose your grip ♪

♪ On the chains of the past,
you must fight... ♪

- So what do you say, Sofía?
- I'm saying yes.

[wild cheering]

♪ It's the eye
of the tiger ♪

♪ It's the thrill of the fight ♪

♪ Rising up to the challenge
of our rival ♪

- Thank you so much.
- Bye, bunny man.

♪ And the last known
survivor ♪

♪ Stalks his prey in the night ♪

♪ And he's watching us all... ♪

I can't wait to see
the painting.

♪ The eye of the tiger ♪

That was ama--first of all,

I saw the real "Space Jam"
right there.

The bunny dunked the basketball.

It's super hard
to train a bunny.

- And he proved that.
- He bit the guitar.

Two minutes can change
your life on this show.

- No!
- What?

Sofía, stop it.

I am not going to stop
a woman that is eating cake.

I absolutely love
this audition.

♪ Take off your shirt ♪

- I loved it.
I love how you just let loose.

160 yeses.

And we have to cut that down
to 36 tonight?

- Yep.
- Are you kidding me?

Stand by, guys, stand by.

Can we get the next act

to the side of the stage, please?

♪ I got my driver's license
last week ♪

♪ Like we always talked about ♪

Let's start with your name.

My name is Savannah.

I am 20 years old.

I'm from Pleasantville, New Jersey.

Tell me what the dream is.

Everybody always says
that I remind them

of a little Beyoncé.
I don't want to be that.

I want to be Savannah.
I want to be my own person.

And I just am
really excited to be here.

- Great.
- Good to hear.

♪ And I know
we weren't perfect ♪

♪ But I've never felt
this way for no one ♪

♪ And I just can't imagine
how you could be so okay ♪

♪ Now that I'm gone ♪

I think you're
going to be a star.

♪ Guess you didn't mean
what you wrote ♪

♪ In that song about me ♪

You've got an amazing voice

and you've got great taste as well.

I want to give you
the first yes.

- Yes!
- Heidi.

Yes.

You got four yeses, word up.

Thank you guys so much.

♪ Felt this way for no one ♪

She doesn't even know
how good she is.

[cheers and applause]

Good evening.

- Hello.
- What is your name?

I'm Zac Taylor.

What are you going
to do for us?

Oh, I'm singing.

Where you from, Zac?

Uh, the UK.

So you flew in
to this audition?

- Yeah.
- So this is your dream.

Yes, it's definitely
my dream.

♪ You're the coffee
that I need in the morning ♪

♪ You're my sunshine
in the rain when it's pouring ♪

♪ Won't you give yourself to me
and give it all ♪

♪ I just wanna see ♪

♪ I just wanna see
how beautiful you are ♪

♪ You know that I see it ♪

♪ I know you're a star ♪

♪ Where you go I follow ♪

♪ No matter how far ♪

That was adorable.

I think the girls were going crazy.

Did you--did you hear them?

I was thinking
the same thing.

- And it's like, wow!
- [wild cheering]

You are very cool,
very talented.

I mean, that's really genuine
and what made a difference.

- So I'm guessing that's a yes.
- Yes.

Yes!

- Congratulations!
- Thank you.

Thank you all. Thank you so much.

- I liked him.
- Yes.

Something very sweet
about him.

All right, here we go, folks,
here we go.

Are you ready for this?

- I-- I'm nervous.
- [laughs nervously]

Growing up, I was watching

"America's Got Talent" every week,

so never in my life
would I expect to--to be here.

This is the opportunity of my life,

to chase my biggest dream,

which is doing music
for the rest of my life.

[cheers and applause]

- Good evening.
- Bonjour.

- What is your name?
- My name is Gabriella,

and I'm a French Canadian
from Montreal.

- Oh.
- [cheers and applause]

Gabriella, so I'm guessing
that you're gonna play

- the violin for us tonight.
- Yes.

And "AGT" has been your dream
for a long time?

Oh, yeah, I thought
the American Dream

could come true, you know?

And I've been dreaming of that moment

since I can remember,

so it's very unique to be here.

Well, we're happy
that you're here.

Thank you.

- Okay, good luck tonight.
- Thank you so much.

[cheers and applause]

[plucks strings]

[piano playing]

[playing "Goodbye My Lover"
by James Blunt]

♪ ♪

♪ Did I disappoint you
or let you down ♪

No.

♪ Should I be
feeling guilty ♪

♪ Or let the judges frown ♪

♪ You touched my heart,
you touched my soul ♪

♪ You changed my life
and all my goals ♪

♪ And love is blind and that I knew ♪

♪ When my heart was blinded by you ♪

♪ I know your fears
and you know mine ♪

♪ We had our doubts
but now we're fine ♪

♪ And I love you,
I swear that's true ♪

♪ I cannot live without you ♪

♪ Goodbye my lover,
goodbye my friend ♪

♪ You have been the one ♪

♪ You have been the one for me ♪

♪ Goodbye my lover,
goodbye my friend ♪

Whoo!

♪ You have been the one ♪

♪ You have been the one for me ♪

- Yeah!
- Wow.

I love this.

♪ I'm so hollow, baby,
I'm so hollow ♪

♪ I'm so, I'm so ♪

♪ I'm so hollow ♪

[cheers and applause]

[moody vocal music]

♪ ♪

I've never seen
a violinist go, "Unh!"

Gabriella,
that was beautiful.

What a--what a treat.

The violin was, like,
the perfect addition

to your beautiful voice.

- Merci.
- Howie, what do you think?

I was not expecting the sound
that your voice is.

You're angelic. [cheers and applause]

Heidi?

Well, first, when you started
with the violin, I was like,

"Oh, no, this is going to be
like a wedding reception

kind of thing," but then you
started singing, it was like...

I thought it was beautiful.

- Thank you for that.
- Merci,thank you.

[cheers and applause]

Simon?

I think, um,
it was definitely better

on the second part of the song,
a hundred percent.

And actually, everything
got better halfway through,

if you want my honest opinion.

- Okay, we're gonna vote.
- Simon.

It was very kind of
clever and interesting,

and it was a good act.

I'm gonna give you a yes.

[wild cheering]

I'm gonna give you
your second yes.

A yes for me.

Four yeses.

[wild cheering]

Good job.

♪ I, I did it all ♪

♪ I owned every second
that this world could give ♪

- Very good.
- See where I come from?

Now it all
makes sense, yeah.

- Very good talent in the...
- Quebec...

Yeah, now I make all
the sense of the world, right?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, these are my people.

Just keep going,
just keep going.

Keep going.
You have no, no, no, no, no, no

until you have four yes.

Yes, until you have
four yeses.

All right,
here we go, gang, here we go.

How are you feeling?

I'm so excited.

- Okay.
- Yeah, let's do it.

Five seconds.

Howie, do you think
you're good looking?

Do I think I'm good looking?

I tell you, let's ask him.

He's good looking.

Yeah.

Simon, I'm gorgeous.

Hi. Welcome to
"America's Got Talent."

- Thank you.
- What is your name?

Hi, my name
is Medhat Mamdouh.

- Where are you from?
- I'm from Egypt.

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

Welcome.

And what are you gonna do
for us tonight?

Actually, yeah,
I'm playing the recorder.

The what?

- The recorder.
- The recorder?

- Can I ask a question?
- Yeah.

Who is the recorder player
in the world or in history

who you look up to?

Uh... [laughing]

No, no, no, you play,
you play the long thing.

It's the flute too.

I don't think we should ask
any more questions

other than "good luck."

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

[tapping, feedback]

Thank you.

[upbeat recorder music]

♪ ♪

[playing faster]

[cheers and applause]

Middle Eastern music.

- [beatboxing with recorder]
- Whoo!

I like that.

Yeah!

Whoo!

You play that!

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

He blew the room up!

["Rise" by Jonas Blue]

♪ We gonna ri-ri-ri-ri-rise
until we fall ♪

♪ They say we got no... ♪

- Wow, that was a surprise.
- Can I ask a question?

Go ahead.

Is that, like,
a traditional song from...

Uh, no, actually,
it's my original.

I'm obsessed
with Middle Eastern music,

so I loved it, I enjoyed it.

Heidi?

When you started,
I was like, "Oh, gosh,

I hope something else
is gonna happen."

Then you started all this
other stuff and it was like,

"What is happening? This is so cool."

Thank you so much,
thank you.

I've got to be honest
with you.

I mean, I was dreading this

because--it's not personal,
I just hate recorders.

- I know.
- Why do you hate it?

Well, because I used to have
to, you know,

play them at school.

- Really?
- Oh, did you?

Name me one person who's
played the recorder,

in history, and there isn't anyone.

So, uh, where do you think
you could take this to?

Actually, I wish to have

my own show in Las Vegas
and build my own theater.

Okay, well,
that's a big ambition.

- Yeah.
- Well, look, you know what?

It was good. It was unexpected.

You know, I don't hate
the recorder,

but it's something that we were
forced to play in school,

so if you're just seeing one,
you go, "Uh..."

Like, it gives you l...

But then you add the beatbox,

so you took something
that is so disliked--

Boring.

...and made it--well, boring,
but made it trendy.

And that's surprising.

Let's vote.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Simon.

- I'm actually gonna say yes.
- Oh, okay.

Thank you so much.

- Yes.
- Three yeses.

In Colombia, they don't force
us to do anything,

so I'm not traumatized
by the instrument,

so I'm going to say yes.

Thank you so much,
thank you.

Very good, yay.

I mean, it's incredible.

I can't believe so many people
are coming all this way.

- It was worth it.
- I agree.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Hello, everyone.

Who do we have here?

My name is Sergio Paolo.

I am 24 years old,
and I am from Chile,

but my family is from Colombia.

- From where in Colombia?
- Sincelejo.

What are you going
to do tonight for us?

Today's my juggler act
in a different style.

It's a bounce juggler.

Have you been doing it
for a long time?

Uh, six year ago.

- And you perform in Chile?
- Is this, like, your profession?

Yes.

Well, we're very happy
that you're here,

and we can't wait to see
what you can do.

- Thank you.
- Good luck.

[cheers and applause]

["I Need To Know Now" by John Newman]

♪ ♪

♪ I need to know now ♪

♪ Know now ♪

♪ Can you love me again ♪

♪ I need to know now, know now ♪

♪ Can you love me again ♪

♪ I need to know now, know now ♪

♪ Can you love me again ♪

I did not see that coming.

♪ I need to know now,
know now ♪

♪ Can you love me again ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ Can you love me again ♪

♪ It's unforgivable ♪

♪ I stole and burnt your soul ♪

♪ Is that what demons do ♪

Oh-ho-ho-ho!

♪ They rule
the worst of me ♪

♪ Destroy everything ♪

♪ They bring down angels like you ♪

♪ I need to know now, know now ♪

Whoa!

♪ Can you love me again ♪

♪ I need to know now, know now ♪

♪ Can you love me again ♪

[cheers and applause]

Whoo!

♪ Can you love me again ♪

[cheers and applause]

Bravo!

Bravo, Sincelejo!

That's how you do it!

That was spectacular.

This was crazy.
You are a showman in your face,

- your body.
- Thank you so much, thank you.

I am so proud that you have
Colombian blood in you.

- Thank you so much.
- What did you think, Howie?

I loved it, I loved,
like, the under the table

and going up the stairs and all that.

I loved that.

Simon.

Uh, the presentation
was amazing.

It was way better

than this kind of act
we've seen previously,

because juggling can be very boring.

- It was great.
- Thank you so much.

- Heidi.
- You were super fast.

It was like lightning speed.

It didn't look real half of the time.

They were like... [trilling]

I loved it too.

We're gonna start voting.

I am going to give you your first yes

because that was incredible.

Thank you so much.

Simon.

Two yeses.

- Heidi.
- Three yeses.

Howie.

Four yeses.

- [cheers and applause]
- Bravo!

Thank you so much,
thank you.

He's cute.

- I'm so excited.
- I'm so happy.

Ah, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Are you guys married?

- Twenty-five years.
- Oh, congratulations.

♪ My feet go
boom boom boom ♪

♪ Boom boom boom, boom boom boom ♪

♪ My heart beats boom boom boom... ♪

This is all new experiences
we get to go through together.

Thanks for coming with me.

I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

Hey, where you at?

What do you mean you can't make it?

- Hello!
- Who do we have here?

- I'm Erik.
- And I'm Shelly.

And you are a couple?

We're actually married.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh...

My dance partner
did not arrive.

Can I ask you
to dance with me tonight?

Me?

♪ Walking away from you ♪

["Boom" by X Ambassadors]

♪ I've got the same old shoes
with a new attitude ♪

♪ Why would I sing
the blues... for you ♪

Isn't this what
we always see?

I mean, yes,
give us something.

There must be a flip, something.

- [buzzers]
- ♪ ...is one, two, three ♪

♪ My feet go boom boom boom ♪

♪ Boom boom boom... ♪

Hey, I'm looking
for a dance partner.

[dial tone ringing]

♪ Walking away from you ♪

You guys are
very nice dancers,

but in the past,
we've seen people, like,

do flips, spins, through the knees.

I saw you do one hop over her.
That was it.

There was no denying
that you have skill.

But there was no "wow" factor.

- It didn't feel fresh.
- It didn't feel exciting.

To me, it felt like
you were in a rehearsal

rather than a Vegas act.

Okay, Pasha, you're wanted
on stage in five.

In five?

Very talented,
but it's a no.

♪ Boom boom boom,
boom boom boom ♪

They have each other,
so there you go.

- So we shouldn't feel bad?
- ♪ ...boom boom boom ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ High speed go zoom zoom zoom ♪

♪ Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom... ♪

All right,
here we go, folks.

To your left.

[cheers and applause]

Hi, welcome to
"America's Got Talent."

- Hi.
- What's your name?

My name is Pasha.

Where you from, Pasha?

I'm originally
from Moscow, Russia.

- Welcome to America.
- Thank you.

And what do you do
for a living?

I'm an entertainer,

but I also would like to invest
in real estate, just in case.

[laughing]

Which one
will you be doing tonight?

[laughing]

Performing, hopefully.

- Oh, entertaining. Okay.
- Yes.

I'm a adagio
dance team,

My wife and I would perform together.

Unfortunately,
she couldn't be tonight.

She missed her flight.

- Huh?
- Oh, no.

- So I'm in a really...
- jam,

and I'm trying to figure out
what to do.

- So this is an act, like a--
- A duo.

And she missed her flight.

Yes, she was supposed to get
a new number.

Why didn't she get on
the same flight?

Yeah.

She was visiting
her mother in San Francisco,

and I was flying
from Branson, Missouri.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no.

This is the ultimate
"the show must go on."

- I know.
- The show must go on.

Have you ever done this
by yourself?

Um, no.

- Are you worried?
- I'm very worried.

But hopefully it would work.

Thank God for real estate.

And you think you got a shot
at a million dollars?

If you could give me
an opportunity,

hopefully, I can make it work.

Okay, good luck tonight.

- Thank you so much.
- Yes.

[cheers and applause]

How's he going to compete
without his wife?

I can't answer that.

We will see.

Wait.

[ballroom dance music playing]

- That looks so scary.
- That's a human.

That's him?

- [audience]
- Oh!

[cheering]

[bones snapping]

Oh, my gosh.

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

[wild cheering]

- Wow!
- [cheers and applause]

That was crazy!

Oh, my God.

- Yeah, that was weird.
- Turn around.

♪ I wanna dance
with somebody ♪

Ah...

♪ I wanna feel the heat
with somebody ♪

Oh, my gosh,
that was amazing!

Thank you.

- How did she make her flight?
- I know.

- It was weird.
- I know.

- I loved it.
- That was so surprising.

I've never seen anything like this.

- It was very entertaining.
- Thank you so much.

Simon, what did you think?

Uh, you got us, didn't you?

Yeah, we were all thinking
it was gonna be terrible,

and actually, it was great.

It was a great surprise,
I loved that.

Thank you so much.

If they just tuned in,

you're gonna freak
a lot of little children out.

[laughter]

I'll start you off with a yes.

Thank you.

- Heidi?
- It's a yes for me.

- Sofía?
- Yes.

- Simon?
- We love to be surprised,

and that's what you just did.

That's why you got four yeses.

♪ I wanna dance
with somebody ♪

I love every time he bows.

I love you,
thank you.

And the tail,
also, to his doll.

See that little tail?
Do you see the little tail?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- See?

That was good.

Now, hopefully,
when you come back

and you can bring your wife
in your act now.

Yes, yes,
that's exactly the plan.

That was a surprise.

I feel like
we needed glasses.

Oh, wait, I got mine.

- Oh, you didn't even use them.
- I should've used them.

That was the problem.

- ♪ ...with somebody to love ♪
- Whoo!

Did it!

♪ Dance ♪

So far, there have been lots

of heart-pounding performances.

Oh!

It was just
a magical audition.

And there are still
more thrilling acts to come.

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Can't post that
on social media, man.

I want to be you
when I grow up.

Oh!

Just what we needed
this year.

I love it!

Coming out of our commercial
in five seconds.

Big applause. [cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

Aw...

What's your names, please?

[bell dings]

- What does that--
- what does that mean?

Are you bears,
or are you little dogs?

- Really?
- [laughing]

They're adorable.

They are cute, actually.

Right, I'm not going to ask
any more questions,

since you can't talk, so good luck.

["Butter" by BTS]

♪ Side step, right,
left to my beat ♪

They're adorable!

♪ High like the moon,
rock with me, baby ♪

♪ Know that I got that heat ♪

♪ Let me show you
'cause talk is cheap ♪

♪ Side step, right, left to my beat ♪

♪ Get it, let it roll ♪

[cheers and applause]

One bear is too slow,
one bear is too fast,

but one of the bears was just right.

Aw...

"Growl, growl,"
I'm talking like a bear.

I think people will love you.

So it's a yes for me.

Go back to the woods and celebrate.

- Charming bears!
- [laughing]

- All right!
- Whoo!

Hello.

Hey, I'm Jonas McEnfro.

- Pardon me?
- I'm Jonas McEnfro.

Are you related
to John McEnroe?

I don't know who that is.

[audience laughing]

Okay, all right, go ahead.

Take those tennis balls,
throw them at me!

Wow.

♪ Till I reach the end ♪

Whoo!

So I'm going to say yes.

- Yes!
- ♪ I wanna try everything ♪

♪ I want to try
even though I could fail ♪

- My name's Anna McNulty.
- She's very sweet.

♪ No, I won't give in
till I reach the end ♪

♪ Then I'll start again ♪

No!

- You were so into it.
- Your face was having fun

while your body was doing
horrific things.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Yeah, I'm gonna say yes.

Thank you, thank you.

I'm have to say this, here,

all of the fun acts
are my absolute thing.

Yeah, I'm with you.

What's your name,
please?

- I'm the Science Wizard.
- Do you think you could win?

Oh, I know I can win.

Stack those cups into a pyramid

while I try to knock them down
using a vortex.

- Oh, my God!
- I love that.

Boom!

Start stacking, Sofía,
stack the cups into a pyramid.

Come on, Heidi, you can do it!

Oh, no!

- Yeah!
- We have a winner!

[cheers and applause]

Where else are you
gonna see this?

Only on "AGT."

- Let's do that.
- Okay.

All right, go out there.

"America's Got Talent"
is waiting for you.

[cheers and applause]

And what's your name,
please?

We are Lewberger.

Okay, where are you from?

- We're from LA, right in town.
- Okay.

And what brought you here?

You know, we just
love performing.

We haven't been able
to do that in a while.

We love music, and we really
wanted to bring our music

to everyone and put on
a really great show.

Good luck.

- Thank you.
- We're so excited to be here.

You're gonna like this.
[upbeat music]

♪ Terry Crews,
we wanna be you ♪

♪ Terry Crews, we wanna see you ♪

♪ With your shirt off ♪

♪ Please take off your shirt
and press your chest to me ♪

Come on, take it off, Terry,
take it off!

Terry, we need you now
more than ever, please!

[Terry playing flute and man
playing French horn]

♪ Terry Crews... ♪

Yeah!

[cheers and applause]

♪ Won't give in
till I reach the end ♪

- Yeah!
- Thank you, thank you.

That's funny.

- Yeah!
- ♪ I wanna try everything ♪

- Oh, I'm taking this home.
I'm taking it home.

I'm taking it.

It seems like more fun
this year than we've ever had.

- Yeah.
- I agree.

[cheers and applause]

Hello.

- Good evening.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- How are you?

I'm good, about you?

What is your name?

My name is Dylan Zangwill.

Dylan,
where are you from?

I'm from Exeter,
Pennsylvania.

And what are you going to do
here tonight at "AGT"?

I'm gonna be singing
and playing piano.

And how long
have you been doing this?

I've been doing this
all my life.

- How old are you?
- I'm 14.

Oh.

- I mean, you're 14 years old.
- Yeah.

And how's it been at school,
you know, with everyone,

or do you keep it
a secret that you sing

or do they support you?

I mean, people know
I'm a singer and a musician,

but I'm never really, you know,
openly talking about it, so...

Because?

Uh, you know, I like hearing
what other people are doing,

I'm not a big fan of talking
about myself all that much.

[laughing]

Okay, we're so happy
that you're here.

Go ahead.

[cheers and applause]

It's time.

All right, pop?

♪ Each morning I get up
and I die a little ♪

♪ Can barely stand on my feet ♪

♪ Take a look in the mirror
and I cry ♪

♪ Lord what you're doin' to me ♪

♪ I have spent all my years
in believin' you ♪

♪ But I just can't get no relief ♪

♪ Lord... ♪

[wild cheering]

♪ Somebody, oh, somebody ♪

♪ Can anybody find me ♪

♪ Somebody to love... ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ I work hard every day ♪

♪ I try and I try and I try ♪

♪ But everybody
wants to put me down ♪

♪ They say I'm going crazy ♪

♪ They say I got a lot of water
in my brain ♪

♪ I got no common sense ♪

♪ I got nobody left to believe in ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

- [wild cheering]
- What a guy.

♪ Can anybody find me ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Somebody to... ♪

♪ Love... ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, oh ♪

[wild cheering]

[piano playing]

- Yeah, Dylan!
- That was great!

That was awesome!

That was spectacular.

- Thank you so much.
- What a surprise.

You feel like a sweet boy
and then you sit down there

and become like this... [gasps]

- "Rah!"
- Like...

Powerful voice.

That was amazing. I really loved it.

I want to know what Howie thinks.

For me, I got connected
to the joy.

You just--the happiest place
you could be is right there,

performing for us.

- Thank you so much.
- Heidi, what did you think?

I loved it too.

And it was amazing,
and the same, like with you,

you could see how comfortable

and how much you enjoy
playing and singing.

Do you write
your own songs, too?

Yes, I do.

- That's fun.
- That was great.

Simon, what did you think?

Yeah, it was just
a great audition, Dylan.

I think you're really, really good.

I think you are
definitely, definitely someone

we should watch,
and I think, actually,

there's a lot more to come from you.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Okay,
we're gonna start voting.

I'm gonna give you your first yes.

- Heidi.
- Yes.

Howie.

- Yes.
- Simon.

- Four yeses.
- You're in!

Thank you so much.

Well done.

[cheers and applause]

I do think he is one
of those people who,

the less rehearsed he is, the better

- The Simon Cowell.
He has made many, many stars,

and he loved you.

What does that mean to you?

- I just can't believe it.
- [laughing]

♪ Somebody to... ♪

- Can you believe it?
Four yeses.

- You killed it, buddy.
- ♪ ...love ♪

Show your love
for Miss Sofía Vergara!

[cheers and applause]

You have a year of "AGT"
under your belt.

How comfortable
is that chair for you now?

I have to say that I felt
part of the family

since the first day
I sat down at this desk,

and I feel like even more now.

♪ She's on fire,
she's so hot ♪

Yeah!

Sofía, let's go.

♪ Drop, drop, drop it
like it's hot ♪

I'm so happy
that I came to "AGT."

- She's very sweet and pretty.
- Bravo!

I love her accent.

- There we go.
- There, keep it going.

Keep it going. [buzzer]

No! No.

Give me a chance. You're horrible.

It wasn't great.

Don't take
Simon's "no" personal.

Very good advice.

I'm, like, super excited
to meet Sofía.

We are very excited
to see Sofía.

She's the pride to Colombian people.

For years, in Colombia,
we work very hard,

but we are brothers,

and together, we know
we can do anything.

Our act is very dangerous,

and we're always pushing the limits.

Everything must be perfect,
or someone could be hurt.

We want to perform in America,
and this is our chance.

This is our dream.

We come to win.

All right, go right ahead.

♪ Ooh, give me
the time of my life ♪

♪ Hey hey hey ♪
Let's get it now.

[cheers and applause]

Strong, strong,
and stronger.

- Good evening.
- Hello, everyone.

How are you guys?

We are good, we are good.

- My name is Alex.
- Alex.

This is my brother Christian.

- And he's my brother Ricky.
- Hi.

We are the Rialcris,

and we are from Colombia!

Si, señora.

From where in Colombia?

I am so proud and happy
that you guys are here tonight.

Gracias, gracias.

Ay, gracias.

How do you say, for me,

it's like looking in the mirror.

- Yeah, you got--
- [laughing]

...a lot, a lot more
good looking than you,

I'm sorry to tell you.

All right, all right.

Good luck.

Gracias, muchas gracias.

[cheers and applause]

This better be good.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [cheers and applause]
- Whoa!

♪ ♪

Wow.

♪ ♪

Whoa!

♪ ♪

Whoa...

Wow.

♪ ♪

Wow.

Oh, no.

Oh.

No!

No, no!

- [shouting]
- Bravo!

♪ ♪

Oh!

♪ ♪

- Yes!
[cheers and applause]

["Dynamite" by BTS]

♪ 'Cause I, I, I'm
in the stars tonight ♪

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Incredible!

♪ Shoes on,
get up in the morn' ♪

♪ Cup of milk, let's rock and roll ♪

♪ King Kong, kick the drum ♪

♪ Rolling on like a Rolling Stone ♪

I'm in, not because
you guys are Colombian,

- but that was my favorite act.
- Thank you, thank you.

- Thank you for coming.
- This was so amazing,

But I want to see what
my other judges are gonna say,

but if they don't say
what I want them to say,

there's going to be
trouble tonight, so Howie...

There's gonna be no trouble
from me, I'll tell you.

The act was amazing.

Thank you very much for
your words, thank you, really.

Really, we appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you.

Heidi.

First of all, you in the
middle, when you had everyone

kind of holding everything
on your head, I mean,

it was incredible.
Like, I saw all your veins

pop out of your head,
on the side, you on top.

- You saw the veins?
- Yeah.

- You saw the veins.
- Because they went--

I mean, it was crazy.

What did you think?

- You're brothers?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I think that, in a way,
makes everything more special.

You've got this very kind of
cool strength about you.

What you did was very dangerous.

This is exactly the kind of act
"America's Got Talent"

is all about.

Thank you.

It's an honor
to have you here.

Can I be the first to give you
a yes, please?

Thank you very much,
thank you.

- Heidi.
- Definite yes.

- Thank you.
- Howie.

Sí!

You're in!

♪ 'Cause I, I, I'm
in the stars tonight ♪

♪ So watch me... ♪

Okay, muchas gracias.

Gracias, gracias, gracias.

♪ Shining through the city
with a little funk and soul ♪

♪ So I'ma light it up like dynamite ♪

Congratulations!

- Thank you!
- Whoo!

Oh, this is good-- ooh!

Viva Colombia!

"AGT" fam,
there is a ton at stake.

This season's winner will win
a starring role in a show

at Luxor Las Vegas, and $1 million.

Bravo!

- [cash register dings]
- ♪ I want candy ♪

One, zero, zero, zero, zero,
zero, zero, zero.

A million dollars?

I don't know what I would do
with that much money.

I would probably spend it
on what I spend my money on,

which is "Fortnite" skins.

Why do they have to be so cute?

I would go to Six Flags
with all my friends,

and we would get the flash passes.

- [laughing]
- Yes.

- Hold the piñata.
- I'll help you raise it.

Let's raise it.

Is that for Simon?

- I think he's--
- you wanna hit it?

Bit more, bit more,
bit more, bit more.

- Stop.
- I've gotta hit it.

♪ I want candy ♪

- American dollars.
- I'm leaving them.

They're Simon dollars.

Golden chains and Jet Skis.

That's what I'm getting.

If you liked Lady Gaga
at the Super Bowl,

just wait till I got
a million dollars.

- [cheering]
- ♪ I want candy ♪

What would you do
if you win

this million dollars, Mike?

- I'll buy those shoes, Terry.
- Oh, these?

Yeah, those are nice.

You can see your face in them, Terry.

You could shave in those shoes.

My name is Mike Goodwin,

I'm 45 years old,
and I'm a stand-up comedian.

How did you get
to stand-up comedy, bro?

I think I just was the kid

that was trying to alleviate
tension in the house.

Like, my parents would get
into these arguments,

and I always wanted
to make my mother laugh.

Dude, we are simpatico
in that, man.

That was why I loved doing comedy.

- Right, right.
- Hearing her laugh

was the best thing you could do
for the whole house.

Clearly, clearly.

So, as a kid, I knew that
I loved comedy, I loved it.

But I never saw myself as a stand-up.

I joined the Army after high school,

and I did four years active duty,

and then after that, I went
to college and met my wife.

Twenty-one years later,
we have two children.

I've worked in various jobs
to pay bills,

but they just were not the dream.

And then recently my wife said,

"Well, why don't you
just do comedy full-time?"

And... I was like, okay.

We're so proud of you.

Tonight is a chance for me
to make my dreams happen

and make my family proud.

- High fives?
- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!
- Good luck!

- All right.
- [cheers and applause]

Hello.

- And what's your name?
- My name is Mike Goodwin.

Hello, Mike, how you doing?

- I'm doing outstanding.
- I'm excited to be here.

Yeah?

How old are you, Mike?

I'm 45 years old.

Okay, and Mike,
where are you from?

I'm from Columbia,
South Carolina.

- Okay.
- Tell us about you, Mike.

So, I'm a former vet,
Army vet.

[applause] Thank you.

- Thank you for your service.
- Thank you.

Bravo.

And also worked as a college
counselor in a private school,

but now, I'm trying
to do stand-up comedy.

- Oh, really?
- [applause]

And who's been
your inspiration, Mike?

- Well, my family.
- Your family.

I'm a father, and I'll be
married for 21 years in August.

- Oh, wow.
- [applause]

And how does your family feel

about you being on the show, Mike?

- They're excited.
- Yeah?

Okay, Mike, two minutes can
change your life on this show.

Good luck.

A shout-out to all
the teachers out there,

a round of applause for the teachers.

[cheers and applause]

I have a newfound respect
for teachers

because my children
are in virtual school now.

And when it first started,

I was the teacher, and it went good.

It didn't take me long
for my wife to relieve me

of my classroom duties.

Now I'm over security and snacks.

The issue is, my wife didn't like

my educational philosophy.

I was teaching my children
things that I learned

when I was a child.

Do y'all remember those bizarre
stories they taught us called

"nursery rhymes"?

There was an old lady
that lived in a shoe.

She had so many children,
she didn't know what to do.

So she fed them broth
without any bread.

And whooped them all soundly
and put them into bed.

[scattered laughing]

Yeah, that lady going to jail.
You can't post that--

you can't post that
on social media, man.

What about this one?
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.

Had a wife, he couldn't keep her.

He put her in a pumpkin shell.

And there he kept her, very well.

Yet Peter has a Netflix
documentary coming out called

"The Making of a Murderer
Pumpkin Pie Style," you know?

[laughing and cheering]

But the straw that
broke the camel's back

was when my wife heard my son

singing this dumb, little song

that I taught him in music class.

Ten little monkeys
jumping on the bed.

One fell off, bumped his head.

Mama called the doctor
and the doctor said,

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed."

Then it was nine little monkeys.

Then eight little monkeys.

Then seven little monkeys.

I'm like, when is
this doctor gonna call

child protective services
on this woman?

This woman is clearly
overwhelmed by these children.

She need to call
the old lady in the shoe.

Yeah.

I bet y'all after some broth
and a whoopin'

they won't jump on that bed no more.

Hey, I'm Mike Goodwin.
Thank y'all so much.

[cheers and applause]

Yes! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Okay, Mike,
we'll go to Howie.

- You're very good.
- You're very likeable,

very relatable, as a parent,

and I want to thank you
for your laughter,

which we need now more than
we've ever needed it before.

- Heidi.
- I loved it.

Like, I was laughing the entire time.

It was very clever,

so I did like that a lot,
so well done.

Thank you.

It was very creative,
and we were all laughing.

We all were enjoying what you
were doing.

It was very light and fun,
how it should be.

[cheers and applause]

- You know what, Mike?
- It was interesting,

because I think you started off
a little slow.

As the act progressed,
you got better and better

and more confident.

So, yeah, I think this is
a good audition.

I think people are gonna be
rooting for you, Mike.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, good for you.

- Okay, we're gonna vote.
- Howie.

- Yes.
- Heidi.

Mike Goodwin,
I give you a yes.

- Sofía.
- Yes for Mike!

- You've got four yeses.
- Congratulations.

[cheers and applause]

- Dude, you got me, man.
- I was cracking up!

- He was a nice guy.
- Yeah.

And it was funny enough?

It was funny.

- [laughing]
- Hey, babe, I did great!

I can't believe it!

- I'm so proud of you.
- I love y'all so much.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

It was spectacular.

[shouting]

Howie, what's
the oldest person

you've ever been with?

Would you like to break
your personal best?

We've said yes
to over 150 acts.

We now have to get it down to 36.

- No!
- [overlapping arguing]

- Yes, yes, yes.
- No, no, no, no, no.

["9 to 5" by Dolly Parton]

♪ ♪

♪ I tumble outta bed and I
stumble to the kitchen... ♪

What do you do for a living?

I work as a receptionist.

He works for the school district.

So this is how
you make a living?

Uh, no, I'm a lawyer.

I'm a café owner,
but also this, I'm a pop star.

Well, how do you pay
the rent?

I have a husband,
so that kind of...

[laughing]

♪ Working 9 to 5... ♪

This is what you do?

I mean, you just perform full-time?

- I don't do it full-time.
- I've been a police officer

for over ten years.
That's where I work now.

♪ They just use your mind
and they never... ♪

What do you do for a living?

If you believe it,
I was a psychotherapist.

- I need you.
- Oh, wow.

Howie, what's
the oldest person

you've ever been with?

Close to 30, within
30-something years.

[laughing]

Would you like to break
your personal best?

[laughing]

I'm only kidding,
I'm only kidding.

- 212-699...
- [laughing]

I'm Anica,
and I'm 51 years old,

and I'm currently working
as a realtor.

Being on "America's Got Talent,"

it's a dream that has been
in my soul forever.

I can't even believe
that I'm actually breathing

- the same air as you are.
- Listen, I'm here for you.

As a child, I would think
about being a star someday.

Once you truly believe in yourself,

that's when it happens.

♪ Working 9 to 5 ♪

♪ Ooh, working 9 to 5... ♪

Oh, wow!

I'm here!

Oh.

I can't even believe I'm here.

We did the same hairstyle
for the day.

Oh, yours
is way better than mine.

- No!
- Who are you?

Well, my name's Anica.

And what will you be doing
for us today?

I'll be singing a song.

Ah, and do you earn
a living singing, or...?

No, actually,
I'm a realtor right now.

- Ah, okay.
- Wow.

You know, Simon,
if you want to sell your house,

just give me a call, eh?

- Eh?
- Eh.

Tell us why
"America's Got Talent."

Everybody wants to be
on "America's Got Talent,"

and I--I can't believe
that I am one of those people.

It's the biggest stage on the planet.

You have no idea how long

I've been waiting to see you guys.

- Okay, let's do it.
- You made it!

Go, Anica!

- The stage is yours.
- Good luck.

[sighing]

["Piece of My Heart" by Janis Joplin]

♪ ♪

♪ How long, how long, baby ♪

- Ah!
- Whoo!

♪ Honey,
didn't I make you feel ♪

♪ Like you were the only man ♪

♪ Yeah, didn't I give you
nearly everything ♪

♪ That a woman possibly can ♪

♪ Honey, you know I did ♪

♪ Each time I tell myself that I ♪

♪ Well, I think I've had enough ♪

♪ I'm gonna show you, baby ♪

♪ That a woman can be tough ♪

♪ I want you to come on ♪

♪ Come on, baby, come on ♪

♪ I want you to take it ♪

♪ Another little piece of
my heart now, baby ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Break another
little piece of my heart ♪

♪ You know you do ♪

♪ Break another little piece
of my heart now, baby, baby ♪

♪ You know you got it ♪

♪ If it makes you feel good,
oh, yes it did ♪

[cheers and applause]

Thank you very much.

[warm guitar music]

♪ ♪

Thank you so much.

[cheers and applause continue]

- I'm a little out of breath.
- Wow!

That was like, "Bam!" it came out.

I loved it.

- Thank you so much.
- I loved it.

I loved how you just let loose.

I love how free you are on the stage.

Howie?

This is my favorite era
of music, personally.

Yes.

And I love your performance,

and I think your performance

supersedes even the song
and I could watch you

at an Anica concert.

I just think you're just
fun to watch.

- Yes.
- Thank you very much.

What did you think,
Sofía?

You look like you're
loving what you're doing.

I did love your energy, I love--

I love you performing
that song, like Howie said,

but it wasn't, like, spectacular.

[audience booing]

- I kind of agree with Sofía.
- I gotta be honest with you.

I just--after about 30 seconds,
it was like, that's it,

I can't hear anymore, I've had it.

- Oh...
- [audience booing]

Okay.

But I love you, Simon,
and my wife loves you too.

Aw, well, now I feel
terrible, so thank you.

We all have
different flavors.

Let's see how it's gonna go.

I'm gonna start it with a yes.

[audience cheering]

Thank you so much.

I know this is not going
to make me popular,

but thank you for coming;
I'm going to say no.

- [audience booing]
- Oh.

Howie?

Well, I love the look and
the feel and the performance,

so, yes, a second yes.
[audience cheering]

Thank you!

Sofía?

["Me and Bobby McGee"
by Janis Joplin]

- [audience chanting]
- Sofía! Sofía! Sofía!

Go ahead, Sofía!

- You know what?
- You're so much fun.

I think you deserve to be here, yeah.

I'm gonna say yes.

- Three yeses!
- Congratulations!

- [cheers and applause]
- Thank you very much.

♪ Bobby McGee ♪

Thank you, guys.

♪ ♪

It was like Woodstock.

It's like Joe Cocker
and Janis Joplin.

Anica!

I wanted Simon
to love me too.

I want to give you a hug
so bad, you were awesome.

- I love her.
- I love her voice.

Can you give Simon
a kiss for me?

Oh, I'll give him a kiss,
just on the cheek.

- [laughing]
- ♪ ...Bobby McGee ♪

[dramatic rock music]

The 2020 Olympic games begin
next week on NBC,

and I got the chance
to meet some of the athletes

to see if they had any talent.

Check it out.

What is your hidden talent?

- My hidden talent...
- Yeah.

...is that I know
how to decorate cookies.

What?

- I can draw.
- I can moonwalk.

Mine would be eating
sunflower seeds very fast.

S--whoa.

["William Tell Overture" playing]

♪ ♪

I'm eating shells!

I can fold my tongue in half.

And then I can do a four-leaf clover.

♪ ♪

What's your favorite flavor?

- Honestly, sugar cookies.
- I'm a shortbread man myself.

So what I tell the kids is
you promise you're not gonna

try this with your own leg, okay?

Are you ready?

[indistinct]

[rock music]

♪ ♪

Whoo!

["William Tell Overture" playing]

♪ ♪

We are witnessing
an Olympic champion.

[cheers and applause]

Simon, do you have
any snacks with you?

- These days are long.
- That would be disrespectful.

How would it be
disrespectful?

I don't want to be sitting
here, eating,

when I should be focusing on the--

Oh, whoa!

That's not mine.

♪ Burning the ground ♪

♪ I break from the crowd ♪

♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf ♪

- Is that cake?
- Sofía!

This is for you. You love cake.

I just hope this season
is going to be gluten free.

[drumroll and fanfare]

[cheers and applause]

[laughing]

You are now looking at...

a mountain of 60 pounds of cake,

22 pounds of icing,

and 184,200 calories,

and I am going to eat my way free.

- You are kidding.
- You're gonna eat that cake?

I can help you.

["Pour Some Sugar On Me"
by Def Leppard]

[cheers and applause]

Oh, whoa!

♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪

[buzzer]

♪ Ooh in the name of love ♪

♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪

[buzzer]

Sofía, stop it.

I'm not going to stop a woman
that is eating a whole cake.

I want to be you when I grow up.

Really?

What is your name?

My name is Mary Bowers.

I love that
you're still eating.

I am a world ranked
competitive eater.

What do you rank
in the world?

I'm currently number 47
in the world.

- Wow!
- Wow!

Wow.

Anyway, let's vote.

It's going to be a no from me--Heidi?

- It's a no for me.
- Sofía?

That was the last thing
I want to do before I'm gone.

[laughing]

But I'm sorry, it's a no.

Thank you so much.

All right,
thank you very much.

♪ I'll be upon you
by the moonlight side ♪

Have you ever seen anyone
eat as much as this one?

- You.
- [laughing]

Wait, what, is it lunchtime?

Absolutely.

Did you order a pizza, Terry?

No, you know what, I'm gonna,

I'm really not doing carbs right now.

All right, here we go, guys.

["Hungry Like The Wolf" continues]

- Pizza, yes, yum, yum, yum.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello.

What's your name?

My name is "Pizza Man"
Nick Diesslin.

How did you become
"Pizza Man"?

How did you become that?

So I was making some pizza
at the restaurant,

and I was adding
all kinds of toppings.

I added a few too many,
and I took a bite,

and I turned into "Pizza Man"
Nick Diesslin.

Great, that's a great story.

How old are you?

I'm 29.

Are you
in the pizza business?

I'm actually a web developer
for my full-time job,

- but at night I'm "Pizza Man"!
- "Pizza Man"!

Nick Diesslin.

Yeah, go ahead.

So, um, before I get
started, uh, Howie...

- [laughing]
- I'm gonna need to--

I love the transition.

Yeah, I might need
to borrow you

and have you upstage with me,
if that's okay.

- Borrow me?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, you go.
- If that would be okay.

Have a slice for us.

Come on, Howie!

Funny story about Howie:
I actually saw him yesterday,

and he saw me
without my super suit on.

- I don't recognize you.
- It's like Clark Kent.

Don't tell anybody
you saw me.

But I just told everybody you saw me.

Okay.

Am I supposed to be sitting here?

- That's perfect.
- Okay.

Now, I'm gonna give you
one thing here.

Hold it? Okay.

All right.

["You Spin Me Round"
by Dead Or Alive]

♪ ♪

♪ You spin me right round,
baby, right round ♪

♪ Like a record, baby,
right round, round, round ♪

Wow.

♪ You spin me right round,
baby, right round ♪

♪ Like a record, baby,
right round, round, round ♪

Oh, he rolled it on his back!

[laughing]

Throw me that dough!

[cheers and applause]

♪ All I know is that to me ♪

♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪

♪ Open up your lovin' arms,
watch out, here I come ♪

♪ You spin me right round,
baby, right round ♪

♪ Like a record, baby,
right round, round, round ♪

♪ You spin me right round,
baby, right round ♪

♪ Like a record, baby,
right round, round, round ♪

♪ You spin me right round,
baby, right round ♪

[cheers and applause]

["The Heat Is On"]

Look.

I am eating carbs

from here on out.

♪ ♪

Good job, Howie, good job!

Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

♪ ♪

- Pizza Man! Pizza Man!
Pizza Man! Pizza Man!

Wow.

What was Howie
supposed to do up there?

What, you didn't see
what I did?

What did you do?

- He was my lovely assistant.
- Can I just say something?

You were great,
but what a waste of me.

Yeah, Heidi.

The Pizza Man was very cool.

I feel like you can build
on that, like next time

someone throws the sauce
while you're doing it,

then the cheese is coming.

That would be fantastic.

I mean, I have not seen it
before, so it was very unique

and very different.
It was a surprise.

Sofía?

The whole thing was fun,
that's what it was, fun.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, it was fun.

Simon?

- I thought you were--
- I thought you were a bit of

an idiot, I'm gonna be honest
with you,

when you were talking,

but I absolutely loved this audition.

One of my favorites today.
[wild cheering]

You want to start the voting?

Yeah, what do I call you,
Pizza Man or Nick?

Pizza Man!

Pizza Man,
you got your first yes.

♪ ♪

- Sofía.
- Pizza Man, you got a yes.

Pizza Man,
you got your third yes.

[cheers and applause]

- Pizza Man...
- four slices of yes--

♪ ♪

- Thank you, Howie.
Thank you all.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

How does he do that
with his hands?

Yeah, he's really good.

That was so creative.

Pizza Man,
I love you, brother!

♪ ♪

Not only do we see
the talent,

but we get inspired
by people's stories.

They were able to find a path
to our stage

and change their life,
and their family's life,

forever.

Why "America's Got Talent"?

Um, you know,
it would change everything

for me and my family.

Everything that they gave us
to make my life better...

Right.

I could give it back
double time.

First of all,
what's your name, please?

My name is Kid Jay,
and I'm from Detroit, Michigan.

[cheers and applause]

- How old are you?
- I'm 21 years old.

And what brought you
to "AGT"?

To get back to my family
for all the sacrifices

that they made for me, so yeah.

Aw.

♪ And if I was a twit
at the age of 19 ♪

♪ At least I get to say
I got to live all my dreams ♪

♪ At least I got to say
that I was happy to be me ♪

♪ That's what I wanna do
before I perish in a week ♪

♪ Oh I like to buzz, hey, hey ♪

♪ Man, y'all know
I was the Golden Child ♪

♪ Man, y'all know I was
the Golden Child ♪

♪ Uh, don't you know that
I'm the Golden Child ♪

♪ Don't you know
that I'm the Golden Child ♪

♪ Simon, Simon ♪

♪ Don't you know that
I'm the Golden Child ♪

♪ Don't you know
that I'm the Golden Child ♪

- [cheers and applause]
- Whoa.

You had
a real positive message

that comes from your heart.

I loved it.

- Thank you.
- Yes!

I'm going to give you
a second yes.

Thank you so much.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

You got four yeses.

Thank you so much.

How you doing?

I'm very nervous.

Thank you.

D-flex, oh, my goodness,
you look incredible.

- Thank you.
- How do you feel right now?

I feel very excited,
I feel fulfilled,

but just a little bit nervous.

Go make it happen.

Make it, dude. You look great.

[cheers and applause]

- Hello.
- Hello.

What's your name, please?

My name is
Oyindamola Kolawole, but...

you can can me D-flex.

- Hello, D-flex.
- Hello.

And where are you from?

- Nigeria. Yeah.
- Wow.

Did you travel in
from Nigeria

to enter the competition?

- Yes, I did.
- Wow. Good for you.

- Wow.
- Thank you.

Thanks for coming.

And do you watch the show
from home?

I watch the show a lot,
and when I see people,

I get goosebumps and I'm like,

"I have to be here one day,"
and yeah.

- Ah.
- Oh.

- Yay, happy you're here.
- Well, welcome.

I love hearing that.

Has there been
one judge in particular

who sort of inspired you...

more than the others?

- Um...
- [audience laughing]

I-- I love all the judges,

but Howie's one of my favorites.

- Me?
- Yeah.

[laughing]

- Well.
- Wow, thank you.

- That's a surprise.
- Thank you.

Simon, is it time to vote?

- Yes, for me, yeah.
- Thank you, thank you.

Okay, so what's the dream?

The dream is to give
my family

the life they deserve.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

I have a baby girl,

and I have another child
coming up soon, and I want them

to grow up and see that their
dad did everything possible

to make them have a good life,

and also to give my wife
the life she deserves because

she did everything possible
for me to be out here today.

- That's amazing.
- I love that, wow.

Two minutes literally can
change your life on this show.

- I believe so.
- So, we're rooting for you.

- Good luck.
- Thank you.

Yeah.

[cheers and applause]

["Madness" by Zayde Wolf]

♪ You've got no savior,
nowhere to run ♪

♪ But you're born to face it,
and the war's begun ♪

♪ This gonna be madness,
this gonna be madness ♪

♪ Not taking no chances ♪

♪ This gonna be madness,
walking through the ashes ♪

♪ Not carrying matches ♪

♪ This gonna be madness,
this gonna be madness ♪

Whoo!

♪ This gonna be madness ♪

Wow, it's so weird.

No!

♪ This gonna be madness ♪

♪ Let's get crazy, let's get crazy ♪

♪ Yeah we like it ♪

♪ This gonna be madness ♪

♪ Let's get crazy, let's get crazy ♪

♪ Yeah we like it ♪

♪ This gonna be madness ♪

♪ Last dance ♪

♪ The time has come ♪
Whoa.

♪ Let's make some magic,
let's have some fun ♪

♪ Step into greatness,
walk to the sun ♪

♪ You're born to face it ♪
Whoa.

♪ Since you were young ♪

♪ This gonna be madness,
this gonna be madness ♪

♪ Not taking no chances,
this gonna be madness ♪

♪ Walking through the ashes,
and I'm carrying matches ♪

♪ This gonna be madness,
this gonna be madness ♪

- Whoo!
- Bravo!

[cheers and applause]

Bravo!

D-flex!

- I might need to untangle him.
- Do you need help?

["Diamonds" by Johnnyswim]

♪ In the wake
of every heartache ♪

♪ In the depth of every fear ♪
Oh, no, I'm gonna cry.

♪ There were diamonds,
diamonds ♪

♪ Waiting to break out of here ♪

[wild cheering]

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

Heidi?

- I loved it.
- Thank you.

I also love your facial
expressions when you're, like,

rubbing your booty
from the other side.

I mean, it's... It was weird

and it was beautiful
at the same time.

Thank you, also, for coming all
this way to show your talent.

Thank you.

Tell me what you're thinking.

I'm getting emotional,
because of my wife.

[crying]

She has-- she has done a lot for me,

and I am dedicating this to her.

Whatever sacrifices she has
made and you have made,

was worth this moment, right now.

It seemed like it meant
so much to you.

It means everything to me.

And you have so much to prove
and so many people

who love you at home,
that was just so wonderful.

Thank you.

Sofía.

- I mean, it was spectacular.
- Thank you.

It was your energy,
you having fun,

and I think you deserve

for the people to love you
the same way

that all the judges
are loving you right now.

Thank you very much,
thank you.

Yes.

Yeah, I love people like you,
you know,

who are passionate about
what they do, who want to win,

because that's what makes
the competition exciting--

it's not just the talent,
it's the determination

and the character, charisma--
all those things, to me,

really, really matter.

And you are a great example
of what we look for

on a great contestant
on a show like this.

- Thank you so much, thank you.
- Cheers, great.

- Thank you.
- We're gonna vote. Howie.

You've got your first yes
from your favorite judge!

Thank you.

You've got your second yes

from your second favorite judge.

- Thank you.
- Sofía.

I'm gonna give you
another yes.

Thank you.

And you are gonna have
an amazing trip back

- because you've got four yeses.
- Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Rising up out the dust ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Rising up out the dust ♪

- Oh, that's good, yeah.
That's what I'm--

that's what I'm thinking.

That is that passion
that you talk about, though.

- Yeah, you're right, yeah.
- You feel it there.

[phone beeping]

I got four yeses!

Four yeses!

♪ We are the brave,
we are the chosen ones ♪

♪ We're diamonds, diamonds ♪

I love you too.

All right, everybody,

Season 16, the auditions...

are over!

Thank you very much,
everyone.

[cheers and applause]

Hope you enjoy the show,
when it comes back soon.

God only knows what's
gonna happen on the live show.

Travel safe, everyone. Take care.

We love you!

Coming up...

We are at my house
in Malibu.

It's now the moment of truth.

Okay, let's do it.

- This is a great act.
- He's not my favorite.

- Are you kidding me, Sofía?
- No!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

We're here in Malibu
at Simon's house

'cause we're going to do
all the deliberations tonight.

We're very excited to be here.

This is amazing.

Do you want me to be
in your picture?

- Nope, not really.
- [laughing]

I want to be
in the picture too.

I'm wanna be in the picture.

- Is that it?
- Just the three of us?

- Oh, there's Terry and--
- oh, that's a great shot.

All right,
let's get down to business.

This is so exciting!

I want a TV this big
in my backyard.

- In your backyard?
- Yeah.

- This season--
- It was the best one yet.

I think it is.

Now it all hinges

on the decisions
we're gonna make now.

- I can't wait, I'm nervous.
- I know.

Can we look back at some
of the good stuff?

Okay, let's do it.

Can we play
the tapes, please?

♪ I got this feeling ♪

Wow.

Amazing!

It is so unexpected.

[cheers and applause]

- I saw everything.
- Did you, really?

Simon Cowell!

[cheers and applause]

[thud, audience exclaims]

This was one
of the nuttiest acts,

genuinely, I've ever seen.

[both imitating bird cawing]

- Hello!
- Hello!

♪ Nothing I can see
but you ♪

♪ When you dance, dance,
dance, come on ♪

♪ All those things I shouldn't do ♪

♪ But you dance, dance, dance ♪

There we go, keep it going,
keep it going.

- [buzzer]
- No!

Give me a chance! You're horrible!

Well, it wasn't great.

♪ Honey I got bad news... ♪

They were great.

No, I like the ones more
that have the two girls

- with the armpit hair.
- Oh.

♪ We've got to be sensual
but not sexual ♪

♪ Because I'm married ♪
[laughing]

The comedians
were really good this year.

- Oh, yeah.
- All right, buckle up.

- [vocalizing explosion]
- I got Pinot Grigio!

[laughing]

You're funny,
with great material.

That's why you're my boo.

♪ I can't stop
the feeling ♪

[cheers and applause]

This year, there have been
some great singers.

♪ ...creeping up on you,
so just dance, dance, dance ♪

This is the beginning
of an amazing journey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get out!

Oh, this is
our favorite moment.

Fire!

[screaming]

I... got ya.

I never wanna get
that look from Sofía.

Just so you know,
it's not over.

[laughing]

[dramatic music]

[cheers and applause]

The excitement that they are
going to bring to the live...

Amazing.

...is going to be
unprecedented.

["It's OK" by Nightbirde]

♪ ♪

♪ It's okay, it's okay ♪

♪ It's okay, it's okay ♪

♪ If you're lost,
we're all a little lost ♪

- Oh.
- ♪ And it's all right ♪

♪ It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay... ♪

I'm not gonna give you a yes.

I'm gonna give you something else.

♪ Oh... ♪

What a beautiful moment.

A first-time "AGT" event.

All five of us hit the buzzer.

♪ It's all right
to be lost sometimes ♪

- They're the ones to beat.
- All right, guys.

Thanks for your support,
chief.

This is where I have
to bid you guys adieu.

- You guys have a hard, hard job.
- Yeah, we have a long night.

Can't wait to see you again
at the live.

- See you soon.
- Hey, we are going live again,

and it's going to be so good.
I love you.

- Thank you, everybody.
- Bye!

- Thank you so much.
- Bye, Terry.

- Whoo!
- Okay, there's over 150 acts.

We've got to choose 36.
It's going to be brutal.

- So let's go.
- Let's go.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

This is a great act.

- It's okay.
- It's not my favorite.

Are you kidding me, Sofía?

No, no, no.

- So this is the 36?
- We in?

- Yes.
- No, no, no, no!

- You got it backwards...
- Yes, yes, yes.

No, no, no, no, no.

The live shows
are the goal.

I worked so hard.

This is the biggest night
of my life,

and I am ready for it.

Stand by with piano.

- Positions, people.
- Here we go.

My God!

I never dreamt
in my wildest dreams

that we would find talent like this.

$1 million
and a starring role

at Luxor Las Vegas!

♪ ♪

Does this mean
what I think it means?

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.