America's Funniest Home Videos (1989–…): Season 31, Episode 1 - Episode #31.1 - full transcript
Teachers are interrupted in funny ways while trying to teach virtually; parents attempt the Toddler Temptation Challenge; funny things kids imitate after watching their parents.
Ribeiro: Here's a sneak peek
at tonight's "afv."
Gather the family.
♪
[ Laughter ]
♪
[ Glass shatters ]
♪
Go like this.
Oh!
♪
Welcome to...
And now here he is,
the host of our show --
Alfonso ribeiro!
Ooh-wee! Here we go!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Chuckles ]
I see y'all. I see you.
Come on, y'all.
I need some love.
Give me some high fives.
High fives up here.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
And a little bit here,
a little bit there.
A little bit there.
Hello and welcome back
to a brand-new season.
Now, as you can see,
we're doing things
a little differently this year.
Our audience is coming to us
via zoom.
All right, let me ask you the
burning question, audience --
pants or no pants?
[ Laughter ]
All right, and you guys over
here, pants or no pants?
Are you wearing pants?
- No pants.
- You know what?
I think this group is
the most pants-free.
Now, other than
the audience situation,
we're going to do the same show
we always do.
And, yes,
I will do it wearing pants.
♪
- All of this, June?
- What's that?
Ribeiro: Classic Steven.
Aaaaah!
Steven!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
I didn't know it was
gonna shoot out like that.
I'm all wet!
No. [ Screaming ]
Ribeiro: I don't know
what's funnier --
the skunk or her boots
flapping around.
[ Screams ]
♪
Ribeiro:
Simple, but effective.
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
♪
Woman: We'll see what --
aah!
[ Screams ]
Oh, my god!
Get out of
that thing right now!
[ Thumping ]
I don't know if
you can hear this.
Aah!
My car is getting
attacked by hail!
[ Glass shatters ]
Oh, my god!
It just broke through
the window!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
♪
Ribeiro: Dad's making use
of the yard,
but he's not the only one
who makes use of the yard.
[ Woman laughing ]
You okay?
Woman:
Lookit -- you can see where his
tail was and his butt is,
where it's dry.
You're all wet, bud.
Lookit.
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: This duo's having fun
with these solos.
[ Both scream ]
People have been working
from home lately,
and in some ways, it's great.
You get to work with your family
in the next room.
But, in some ways,
it's not so great,
because you have to work with
your family in the next room.
Because "devastated"
is a fancy way to say "sad."
Okay, now I move to my --
okay, you just talked
during my thing!
I've been working
for five straight minutes!
Now you've ruined my video.
[ Coughs ]
All right,
now to my second page.
♪
[ Laughs ]
♪
Ginger, I have --
I have to work.
Ribeiro:
Whatever you're working on
isn't as important
as ginger's head rubs.
[ Laughs ]
This has already
added some pieces to --
[ laughing ] Oh, my gosh.
[ Laughs ]
♪
I'm going to go
on to this next page.
I made you guys
a cool little chart here
of some flowers.
Can you guys help me
look at the colors?
[ Rattling in distance ]
Okay, what color is this?
Orange. Very good.
[ Rattling ]
And who spots the yellow flower?
[ Rattling continues ]
And I think we're gonna
have to stop
because it's getting
a little loud.
[ Sighs ]
Let me see about...
Man, that was terrible.
And that's fine. That's allowed.
That's a thing
that happens to everybody.
I can promise you
that famous authors are...
[ Sighs ]
My wife's bra is hanging
from the door.
♪
Ribeiro:
Prepare for a pack of pooches.
We're going to the dog park.
[ Dog barks ]
[ Dog growling ]
Boy:
Now go down lower.
Get down lower.
Woman: Aah!
[ Growling ]
This dog really loves
his cheddar.
But he also wants that cheese.
Woman:
You want some cheese?
♪
♪
Enemy paw, 3 o'clock.
Woman:
[ Laughing ] Pancakes.
♪
He mastered the frisbee.
The tent flap's
gonna take a little time.
[ Laughing ] No, Duke.
You got to go in the door.
You've got to go
in the door.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
This is what happens
when your wrestling opponent
outweighs you.
♪
[ Laughs ]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
Ribeiro: She's got a lot of
wrinkles for a dog her age.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
This next montage
is about cats,
America's second-greatest pet.
Oh, man.
I'm gonna get letters
for saying that...
From all the dogs
telling me how right I am.
♪ Not anyone can move
you this way ♪
♪ no way ♪
♪ finally gotcha loose
from the cage ♪
♪ okay ♪
♪ I ain't tryna schmooze
you with flowers, baby ♪
♪ won't play no games ♪
♪ I'd rather make a power play ♪
♪ won't play no games ♪
♪ imagine all the lives
that we can change ♪
♪ you don't even know the power
you got in them legs ♪
♪ pick up your face
and be proud for once ♪
♪ proud for once ♪
♪ take off your cool,
but keep stylin' on 'em ♪
Aah!
♪ Okay, now don't slack ♪
♪ I need all my racks ♪
♪ no, we don't hold back ♪
♪ act like you know that ♪
♪ go tell your old man ♪
♪ go get your whole fam ♪
♪ fly like the ghost man ♪
♪ taking all I can ♪
♪ I just came to feel ♪
♪ all that is made for me ♪
♪ I was made to be the change ♪
♪ we really, really need ♪
♪ I'm up before the rooster,
ya dig? ♪
♪ Ooh, ya dig? ♪
♪ I had to jump the moon
to get big ♪
♪ ooh, to get big ♪
♪ how many stone grooves
will it take? ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ for you to skip on
my funk lake? ♪
♪ Ooh, imagine all the lives
that we could save ♪
♪ you don't even know the power
you got in them legs ♪
♪ pick up your face
and be proud for once ♪
♪ proud for once ♪
♪ go quit your gig
and get down with us ♪
♪ okay, now don't slack ♪
♪ I need all my racks ♪
♪ no, we don't hold back ♪
♪ act like you know that ♪
♪ go tell your old man ♪
♪ go get your whole fam ♪
♪ fly like the ghost man ♪
♪ taking all I can ♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪ Okay, now don't slack ♪
♪ I need all my racks ♪
Don't you wish that life
had a warning system to tell you
when something unfortunate
was about to happen,
like a "failure signal"
or a "downer siren"
or a "bummer alert"?
In fact, I think "bummer alert"
would be best
since that's what we
already named this next package.
Saddle up for frowntown.
It's time for "bummer alert."
♪
[ Engine starts ]
Three kids in the car.
But for your fourth kid,
this is a real...
I am not in the car.
♪
Oh, good.
Your package arrived.
But...
So did that
package-loving crow.
♪
To the hammer!
3, 2, 1...
Ribeiro: They're working
with tools, but...
...that's not a workbench.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We're gonna get in
so much trouble.
Okay, stop the video!
I don't have it!
Oh, no!
It's a hot-dog-dance...
♪ Hot dog ♪
♪ hot dog ♪
My hot dog!
[ Man laughs ]
Okay.
My hot dog fell in there!
Okay.
Ribeiro: He goes from getting
a tasty beverage
to a taste of...
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro:
It's time for a piñata...
Hit it!
Oh!
...which quickly turns
into a...
[ Groans ]
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
...followed by
the unprecedented...
Oh!
Oh-ho-ho!
♪
There's a new thing
going around called
the toddler temptation
challenge.
You give your child some candy,
then you tell them that you have
to run a quick errand
and they can't eat any
until you get back.
Then you record them
sweating it out.
The videos are hysterical.
Now, I'm gonna show you some,
but, first,
I got to run a quick errand.
I'm just messing with ya.
Ach-ha!
Ach-ha!
Woman: Okay, mommy is gonna
give you this,
but you can't eat it
until mommy comes back, okay?
I have to go to the potty,
okay?
Ooh, candy.
You can't eat it until
mommy comes back, okay?
Candy!
Don't eat it till mommy comes
back from the potty.
♪
[ Sniffs ]
[ Sniffs ]
[ Sniffs ]
[ Sniffs ]
♪
Okay.
Okay.
Did you eat any of it?
I didn't.
You didn't?
Okay, you can
have them then.
♪
Don't eat it yet,
okay?
I'm gonna run
to the bathroom
and you can eat it
when I get back.
Just let
it sit there.
Why?
I just want you to wait till
I get back from the bathroom.
[ Breathes deeply ]
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
♪
♪
[ Singing indistinctly ]
♪
No, dog! No.
No chocolate.
Woman: All right. Be good.
You have to wait.
Okay, tay-tay.
Parker,
you touched them!
Shh!
Tay-tay.
Shh!
That one.
And eat it.
Hurry.
And eat.
Quick, quick, quick!
And chews it.
Did you eat it all?
♪
Oh.
Okay, I'm back.
We didn't --
we didn't eat any.
You didn't?
Are you sure?
Yeah!
Okay.
Well, go get one.
Go ahead.
You can eat one now.
Yay.
Good job, guys!
Weren't those adorable?
Look, if you've got a kid,
a camera, and some candy,
why not shoot
your own challenge?
And just in case anyone
out there is saying,
"hey, that dog ate chocolate.
Chocolate is bad for dogs,"
don't worry.
We checked,
and the dog was fine.
We also checked with a vet,
and, yes, chocolate
is bad for dogs,
but that was
a tiny piece of chocolate,
and it would have taken
a lot more to get him sick.
Don't worry. No dogs are getting
sick on our watch, all right?
Now, check out these videos
where nobody eats chocolate.
[ Groans ]
Ribeiro: If you can't handle
a mini motorbike
with training wheels,
maybe it's time for a new hobby.
♪
♪
Dizzy darts -- not a real thing.
Oh, my god!
♪
I don't know what his allowance
is, but it's too much.
♪
♪
[ Baby cooing ]
If she can't have the toy,
she can at least have
a teeny-tiny bit of revenge.
♪
Woman: Go tell daddy.
Daddy...
Mm-hmm?
No -- no money.
No money?
All right. Hey, look.
Come here. Look.
Look.
Yeah, no money.
[ Laughs ]
♪
Ribeiro:
That's a nice pickup truck.
And now he'll be picking up
those mailboxes.
I mean, I'll be --
woman: Go. Go on.
Are you recording?
Yeah.
Don't -- don't record.
Take a photo.
Come on, Wayne.
All right. Ready?
Ready?
[ All chanting "daddy!" ]
1, 2, 3...
[ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
♪
♪
Tonight on "throwback Thursday
but on a Sunday,"
we're spotlighting
the year 2011.
That was the year
the Oxford english dictionary
added OMG and lol
because those are kinda
like words.
Yeah. It was also the year
that, for some reason,
people were planking on things,
you know,
just laying down all straight.
It's time for "throwback
Thursday but on a Sunday,"
2011 edition.
All: Surprise!
[ Screams ]
Are you all right?
[ Growling ]
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
This is a kumquat.
I love them.
[ Woman laughs ]
Way too sour.
[ Laughs ]
♪
Do you like it?
♪
[ Laughs ]
♪
Is it too much?
[ Laughter ]
[ Coughs ]
[ Laughter ]
♪
Okay, enough of the past.
Let's return to the right now,
or, as Charlie sheen
would have called it in 2011,
"winning!"
Man: So, here's a little friend
we made.
Oh, another guy's sliding down.
Dude, they are
going to gang up on us.
We got this guy here.
Yeah, you guys, we got to...
Ribeiro:
Common household pests
don't usually include
hordes of angry monkeys.
[ Monkey screeches ]
Aaaaah!
Aaaah!
Hey, where are you going
with it?
Where are you going with it?
Ribeiro: Well, he's just gonna
take his blanket
and go to his room...
Very, very awkwardly.
I ate it all.
You ate your whole lunch?
You ate all
the pieces of salami?
Mm-hmm.
Ribeiro: The way she's guarding
that drawer tells me
she didn't eat
all of her salami.
What's that?
Nothing.
What is that?
Not salami.
It's what?
That's avocado,
not salami?
'Cause you ate all your salami?
Yeah.
I ate all of my salami,
and now that's avocado.
[ Crying ]
Man: Weston,
why are you so sad?
[ Crying continues ]
Why are you so sad?
Ribeiro: What could
he possibly be this upset about?
Oh, I get it, kid.
I get it.
♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪
Ribeiro: This guy knows
how to make an entrance
before he even enters.
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Laughs ]
♪
Virtual assistants are great
at answering questions,
helping you shop,
and organizing your life
to help you save time,
time which you then waste doing
things with virtual assistants
that you don't need to do,
but sure are fun.
Woman: Alexa,
is Teagan a good girl?
No, Teagan is not
a female person.
Oh, she said no!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, no!
Hey, goo-gool.
Open [speaks indistinctly]
I'm listening. What's up?
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star."
To do that on YouTube music,
you'll need
a premium membership.
It looks like you're eligible
for a one-month free trial.
Do you want more information
about the offer?
Yes.
[ Thunder crashes ]
Ribeiro: He wants Alexa
to turn off the lamp,
but some joker programmed it
to do something else.
Man:
Turn off basement lamp.
[ Fart noises ]
That was a very
uncomfortable one.
Try asking me for a rotten fart
or say "random."
Turn off basement lamp.
[ Fart noises ]
That was a very
uncomfortable one.
Try asking me for a difficult
fart or say "random."
Turn off basement lamp.
[ Fart noises ]
Do you want to
hear another one?
No.
♪
In most of our videos,
things go wrong that no one
could have predicted.
However, sometimes,
people do things
that any functioning adult
could see was going to end
in disaster.
It just makes us want
to shout at the screen.
I mean, come on!
Taking a motorized unicycle
out for a spin?
I mean, come on!
[ Man laughs ]
Uh, a little too fast there,
hot rod.
A tourist who thinks
she can master
the water-powered
jet pack in a day.
Really?
Throw me the whip, indy.
[ Whip cracks ]
[ Laughter ]
♪
Giving your toddler access
to the gas pedal.
What could go wrong?
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Man: Stop!
Stop it!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
♪
Ribeiro: Crushing an egg
with your bicep.
Oh, well, this has to end well.
[ Woman screams ]
[ Laughter ]
♪
Kids, pets -- they're
watching us, always watching us,
and sometimes, they imitate us
and act so adult-like.
I mean, sure, when I act
like an adult, nobody cares,
but when a little kid or a dog
does it, it's adorable.
[ Chuckles ] Whatever!
Ugh!
Woman: Oh.
What's baby do?
Do you want to
poke my eye out?
Okay, watch your drink.
So, that was all I did.
Hmm.
It's tough being a mom.
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Any dog can speak,
but he wants to learn enough
to have something to say.
[ Laughter ]
♪
I think she's seen
her mom and dad
make a phone call or two.
Hello! Hello!
[ Laughter ]
Hello!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: He thinks
he'll finally get invited
to his owner's country club.
♪
I'll bet his parents have been
working from home lately.
[ Groans ]
Nope.
[ Fussing ] No!
[ Sighs ]
At "afv," we love goats.
They make funny faces,
they make funny noises,
and they're great
at physical comedy.
They're basically the Jim carrey
of the animal world.
Now, you don't
have to like goats,
but if you don't,
I think that makes you a...
[As Ace ventura]
...La-hoo-zer!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Snorting ]
[ Snorting ]
Ribeiro:
I say if you're smart enough
to figure a way
out of your cage,
then you deserve
to be out of your cage.
♪
♪
[ Goat bleats ]
♪
Woman: [ Laughing ] Hi!
Who's your partner there, baby?
Hi, Sam!
Ribeiro: You know the phrase
"get your goat"?
This horse does.
[ Horse neighs, woman laughs ]
Woman:
Who ya got there?
♪
Girl: Go!
[ Child laughing ]
♪
Woman: Why am I doing
all the work there?
Ribeiro:
It's a goat on a float!
Or does this count
as a goat boat?
Woman: Baby, you like
being in the barn?
[ Goat bleats ]
Come on.
You like being in the barn.
- [ Goat bleats ]
- Yes, you do.
You like being in the barn?
- [ Goat bleats ]
- What?
Do you like being in --
[ Goat bleats ]
- Do you like being in the barn?
- [ Goat bleats ]
♪
Man: Yep, this is...
Ribeiro:
First, it was vote by mail.
Now it's goat by mail.
Man: Guys. Hey, um --
can we, uh...
Can we exit?
Come on. Come on.
We got --
fellas. Come on.
[ Laughs ]
Come on, guys!
You got to -- you got to --
dude, really?
That's a --
it's cardboard, dude.
You can't eat --
what are you doing?
[ Laughs ]
Come on. You -- everybody out.
Come on. Let's go.
You guys. Come on. Get out here.
Go. Come on.
Hey, that's my drink.
Beat it.
Come on. Go. Get out.
Go. Come on. I gotta go.
Dude, you're not listening.
Come on. Can we go?
Come on, everybody.
You guys -- you --
down in front. Okay. Next.
There you go. All right.
It's been fun.
♪
Children: Hey, Alfonso!
Together: Hey, Alfonso!
Show us some more
failure videos!
[ Screaming and laughter ]
Okay, Cadence and Titus.
You want fails?
Well, that's one thing
I can succeed at.
- Lock it right there.
- Scoot over a little.
Okay. How am I
supposed to --
- oh, really?
- Jo. Hurry, Jo.
Hurry. I'm about to
choke on an M&M.
Ribeiro:
Some pyramids last 4,000 years.
Some last 10 seconds.
Ye-a-a-ah!
[ Glass shatters ]
Oh, my god!
Woman: That's what I'm saying.
You getting a good one in.
Boy: Yep.
His technique is good.
His outfit has problems.
Okay. Ohh!
[ Laughter ]
♪
Man: Come on.
The wheels are over it.
I bet this ends
on a dramatic note.
♪
[ Piano notes resonate ]
Ah, they were never gonna
play that piano anyway.
- Thought I'd check it.
- Let's go.
[ Man imitates trumpet fanfare ]
[ Crunching ]
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Yeah, Matt,
that's some sound, huh?
Man: Want me to get
the band saw?
Matt, I told you
you overdid it.
Oh.
One just flew in my eye!
Ribeiro:
I guess he didn't know
you need to knead your bread.
Woman: No. Oh, no.
[ All screaming ]
Oh, no!
Grab it!
Ribeiro: The good thing
about having eight guys
move your mattress?
You can split the blame
eight ways.
Man: Three!
Woman: Ohh!
Ooh!
That was rails.
You know what that was?
That was goodbye,
security deposit.
♪
[ Woman laughs ]
All for Friday night
movie night.
- Ohh!
- [ Laughing ] Ohh!
Ow!
♪
Hup-hup-hup!
[ Laughs ]
Go like this.
Go like this.
Ohh!
[ Laughter ]
Ow!
[ Laughter ]
They say that no two snowflakes
are exactly alike.
Is that possible?
I guess even if two snowflakes
seem exactly alike,
one might have
a better sense of humor
and the other might be better
in the kitchen.
All I know is if you put a whole
lot of snowflakes together,
you end up
with a whole lot of fun.
[ "Spanish dance" plays ]
[ Girls squeal ]
♪
Aah!
[ Laughter ]
♪
Aah!
♪
Woman: Ohh!
♪
♪
Girl: I'm gonna do it!
Man: Oh, my god!
[ Dog barking ]
♪
[ Screaming ]
Man: Oh.
♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪
[ Girl giggling ]
[ Man laughs ]
Whoo!
Kids are like
political commentators.
They're always talking
even though they don't seem
to always know
what they're saying.
But unlike the guy discussing
falling soybean prices in Iowa,
at least kids are funny.
What is it?
Woman: Guess what.
What?
You're gonna be
a Big Brother.
Ugh. What?
[ Laughter ]
[ Woman gasps ]
Where's my toof?!
The tooth fairy took it.
She left you 10 dollars.
Get your money.
♪
What are you gonna buy?
[ Laughing ] You're
gonna buy a new tooth.
[ Dog barking ]
Woman: Are you jumping?
Whoa!
[ Dog barking ]
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
[ Dog barking ]
[ Woman laughs ]
Boy: J-e-t.
Woman: Good job!
That was easy!
That's right.
You got it!
That was easy!
So that spells
"air-o-plane."
Woman: What?
Man: What, honey?
Sirens?
No, no sirens.
[ Laughter ]
You're hearing things?
[ Girls screams ]
[ Laughter ]
Girl: Look!
Woman: What --
what am I looking at?
The vampire state building
over there is -- is red
and -- and purple
and -- and orange and green!
What's the name
of the building?
The what?
Woman: Two, three!
[ Balloon pops ]
Woman: Whoo!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Tanner, what is it?
Is it a girl or a boy?
- Boy.
- It's a boy!
♪
- I told ya!
- Yay!
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Hm. Okay.
What did you want
to tell daddy?
That, um, Easton in my -
in my class, that..
[ Coughing ]
He what?
Ribeiro: And now...
[ Woman laughing ]
Ribeiro: This has been...
As you know, there are apps
that let you have food
delivered right to your house
from almost any restaurant.
Big deal. We've been
delivering funny videos
right to your house
for more than 30 years.
Technology, schmeck-nology.
Heh!
[ Woman laughing ]
[ Baby grunts ]
Man: What happens
if you do that one?
Woman: Boy, that's a big one.
That's a big one.
♪
[ Laughter ]
♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Hands clapping ]
♪
[ Grunting ]
Whew.
Ribeiro: He turns his Dolly
into a catapult.
Ooh-ooh!
Woman: Oh, gosh.
No, Jonathan, no!
She knows there's an iguana
behind her.
She just doesn't know that
it's not actually touching her.
[ Laughter ]
I got it. I got it.
Hold on. Hold on.
No! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Nana, it's not there!
It's -- it's papa!
He isn't on your back!
He's right there!
[ Laughter ]
♪
♪
Ribeiro: ♪ ta-da! ♪
I mean... ♪ the bra! ♪
[Speaks indistinctly]
Think you have a vehicle.
What'd he do --
just yank it off?
Woman:
It's still up there.
- Well, he broke it.
- Yeah.
He broke the line
and lost his lure.
Ain't no telling how much
the darn thing cost.
Yep.
[ Crash ]
Ohh.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
What were you doing?
I don't know.
[ Engine revs ]
My, god.
Oh, no.
[ Sighs ]
We're in the ditch.
I know it.
Ribeiro:
They're caught in the ditch...
And it's not even the worst
thing to happen to them today.
[ Crash ]
Woman: [ Gasps ] Oh!
♪
Ribeiro:
She found her inner performer.
Now she can look for
her inner handyman.
♪
Yee-haw!
Ribeiro: Ah...
The premature "yee-haw!"
[ Laughter ]
♪
♪
We've seen lots of videos,
and all were quite funny,
but only the top three
will be taking home money.
So let's meet our finalists.
First up,
when working from home,
always check the room
to make sure
it's camera-ready
and underwear-free.
It's "background brassiere"
sent in by Travis sloat
from fort Gibson, Oklahoma.
I can promise you
that famous authors are...
[ Sighs ]
My wife's bra is hanging
from the door.
Here are Travis
and his wife, Alicia,
and children aven and Greyson.
Now, Travis, if you hadn't
caught your wife's bra
in the background,
your 7th-graders
would have been teasing you
until they went off
to college, right?
Yes, they would have.
Absolutely. No doubt there.
Good luck.
All right. Let's see who else
is in the competition.
All right. Next up,
a toddler temptation challenge
where the toddler
can resist the temptation,
but the dog can't.
It's "toddler temptation
treat taker"
sent in by Kelly sass
from auburn, Georgia.
Don't eat it yet,
okay?
I'm gonna run
to the bathroom
and you can eat it
when I get back.
Just let
it sit there.
Why?
I just want you to wait till
I get back from the bathroom.
[ Singing indistinctly ]
Joining Kelly are will
and, of course, Joe the dog.
And we've also got Josh, Luke,
Hannah, and Elizabeth.
Now, Kelly, it looks like
will has plenty of Patience
for the challenge,
but your dog, Joe, might
need a little training, huh?
Yes. He has definitely earned
the nickname "bad dog Joe."
[ Laughs ] "Bad boy Joe."
I love that.
All right.
Well, good luck.
Let's take a look at our
final clip in our competition.
It's okay to knock on the door.
It's not okay to almost
knock over the house.
It's "plummeting in the poles"
sent in by
Michelle and Connor killard
from westbury, New York.
This guy knows
how to make an entrance
before he even enters.
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Laughs ]
All right, now, Connor,
you took out that column
just clean out.
But be honest --
was there a split second
where you thought the house
was gonna collapse?
I wasn't too worried,
but my wife was.
Well, I'm glad you guys
didn't knock over the house.
Good luck today. All right.
We're going to find out
who takes home the cash
in just a minute,
but, first, let's take a look
at some of the clips
who didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.
♪
[ Cat meows ]
[ Cat yowls ]
♪
Wh-o-o-o-oa! Ugh!
[ Grunting ]
♪
[ Squeak! Pop! ]
♪
[ Man roars ]
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
♪
Okay. It's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.
$10,000 for first,
$3,000 for second,
and $2,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third-place,
$2,000 winner is...
"Background brassiere"
sent in by Travis sloat
from fort Gibson, Oklahoma.
[ Applause ]
And the winner of the $10,000
and tonight's
funniest home video is...
"Toddler temptation treat taker"
sent in by Kelly sass
from auburn, Georgia.
We have will, Joe, and Kelly!
All right!
Congratulations, guys!
You just won $10,000.
All right.
Now, here's my question.
Are you going to spend it all
on chocolate for will...
Or dog treats for Joe?
How are you
spending the money?
I think will has earned this,
for sure.
Kelly, also, when you
came back into the room
and saw that
the chocolate was gone,
did you assume
will ate it?
I knew right away
that it was bad dog Joe.
Bad dog Joe. We gotta
give it to bad dog Joe.
All right, well,
congratulations, guys.
You got $10,000
and a shot at $100,000
all because of
bad dog Joe.
[ Laughter ]
Thank you!
You got it, guys. All right.
I hate to end the show,
but if we don't end this one,
we can't start a new one.
We'll see you next time,
and don't forget --
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "afv" t-shirt.
So good night, everybody,
and remember --
send your video to me,
get yourself on TV.
[ Clicks tongue ]
♪
♪
♪
♪
at tonight's "afv."
Gather the family.
♪
[ Laughter ]
♪
[ Glass shatters ]
♪
Go like this.
Oh!
♪
Welcome to...
And now here he is,
the host of our show --
Alfonso ribeiro!
Ooh-wee! Here we go!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Chuckles ]
I see y'all. I see you.
Come on, y'all.
I need some love.
Give me some high fives.
High fives up here.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
And a little bit here,
a little bit there.
A little bit there.
Hello and welcome back
to a brand-new season.
Now, as you can see,
we're doing things
a little differently this year.
Our audience is coming to us
via zoom.
All right, let me ask you the
burning question, audience --
pants or no pants?
[ Laughter ]
All right, and you guys over
here, pants or no pants?
Are you wearing pants?
- No pants.
- You know what?
I think this group is
the most pants-free.
Now, other than
the audience situation,
we're going to do the same show
we always do.
And, yes,
I will do it wearing pants.
♪
- All of this, June?
- What's that?
Ribeiro: Classic Steven.
Aaaaah!
Steven!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
I didn't know it was
gonna shoot out like that.
I'm all wet!
No. [ Screaming ]
Ribeiro: I don't know
what's funnier --
the skunk or her boots
flapping around.
[ Screams ]
♪
Ribeiro:
Simple, but effective.
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
♪
Woman: We'll see what --
aah!
[ Screams ]
Oh, my god!
Get out of
that thing right now!
[ Thumping ]
I don't know if
you can hear this.
Aah!
My car is getting
attacked by hail!
[ Glass shatters ]
Oh, my god!
It just broke through
the window!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
♪
Ribeiro: Dad's making use
of the yard,
but he's not the only one
who makes use of the yard.
[ Woman laughing ]
You okay?
Woman:
Lookit -- you can see where his
tail was and his butt is,
where it's dry.
You're all wet, bud.
Lookit.
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: This duo's having fun
with these solos.
[ Both scream ]
People have been working
from home lately,
and in some ways, it's great.
You get to work with your family
in the next room.
But, in some ways,
it's not so great,
because you have to work with
your family in the next room.
Because "devastated"
is a fancy way to say "sad."
Okay, now I move to my --
okay, you just talked
during my thing!
I've been working
for five straight minutes!
Now you've ruined my video.
[ Coughs ]
All right,
now to my second page.
♪
[ Laughs ]
♪
Ginger, I have --
I have to work.
Ribeiro:
Whatever you're working on
isn't as important
as ginger's head rubs.
[ Laughs ]
This has already
added some pieces to --
[ laughing ] Oh, my gosh.
[ Laughs ]
♪
I'm going to go
on to this next page.
I made you guys
a cool little chart here
of some flowers.
Can you guys help me
look at the colors?
[ Rattling in distance ]
Okay, what color is this?
Orange. Very good.
[ Rattling ]
And who spots the yellow flower?
[ Rattling continues ]
And I think we're gonna
have to stop
because it's getting
a little loud.
[ Sighs ]
Let me see about...
Man, that was terrible.
And that's fine. That's allowed.
That's a thing
that happens to everybody.
I can promise you
that famous authors are...
[ Sighs ]
My wife's bra is hanging
from the door.
♪
Ribeiro:
Prepare for a pack of pooches.
We're going to the dog park.
[ Dog barks ]
[ Dog growling ]
Boy:
Now go down lower.
Get down lower.
Woman: Aah!
[ Growling ]
This dog really loves
his cheddar.
But he also wants that cheese.
Woman:
You want some cheese?
♪
♪
Enemy paw, 3 o'clock.
Woman:
[ Laughing ] Pancakes.
♪
He mastered the frisbee.
The tent flap's
gonna take a little time.
[ Laughing ] No, Duke.
You got to go in the door.
You've got to go
in the door.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
This is what happens
when your wrestling opponent
outweighs you.
♪
[ Laughs ]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
Ribeiro: She's got a lot of
wrinkles for a dog her age.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
This next montage
is about cats,
America's second-greatest pet.
Oh, man.
I'm gonna get letters
for saying that...
From all the dogs
telling me how right I am.
♪ Not anyone can move
you this way ♪
♪ no way ♪
♪ finally gotcha loose
from the cage ♪
♪ okay ♪
♪ I ain't tryna schmooze
you with flowers, baby ♪
♪ won't play no games ♪
♪ I'd rather make a power play ♪
♪ won't play no games ♪
♪ imagine all the lives
that we can change ♪
♪ you don't even know the power
you got in them legs ♪
♪ pick up your face
and be proud for once ♪
♪ proud for once ♪
♪ take off your cool,
but keep stylin' on 'em ♪
Aah!
♪ Okay, now don't slack ♪
♪ I need all my racks ♪
♪ no, we don't hold back ♪
♪ act like you know that ♪
♪ go tell your old man ♪
♪ go get your whole fam ♪
♪ fly like the ghost man ♪
♪ taking all I can ♪
♪ I just came to feel ♪
♪ all that is made for me ♪
♪ I was made to be the change ♪
♪ we really, really need ♪
♪ I'm up before the rooster,
ya dig? ♪
♪ Ooh, ya dig? ♪
♪ I had to jump the moon
to get big ♪
♪ ooh, to get big ♪
♪ how many stone grooves
will it take? ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ for you to skip on
my funk lake? ♪
♪ Ooh, imagine all the lives
that we could save ♪
♪ you don't even know the power
you got in them legs ♪
♪ pick up your face
and be proud for once ♪
♪ proud for once ♪
♪ go quit your gig
and get down with us ♪
♪ okay, now don't slack ♪
♪ I need all my racks ♪
♪ no, we don't hold back ♪
♪ act like you know that ♪
♪ go tell your old man ♪
♪ go get your whole fam ♪
♪ fly like the ghost man ♪
♪ taking all I can ♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪ Okay, now don't slack ♪
♪ I need all my racks ♪
Don't you wish that life
had a warning system to tell you
when something unfortunate
was about to happen,
like a "failure signal"
or a "downer siren"
or a "bummer alert"?
In fact, I think "bummer alert"
would be best
since that's what we
already named this next package.
Saddle up for frowntown.
It's time for "bummer alert."
♪
[ Engine starts ]
Three kids in the car.
But for your fourth kid,
this is a real...
I am not in the car.
♪
Oh, good.
Your package arrived.
But...
So did that
package-loving crow.
♪
To the hammer!
3, 2, 1...
Ribeiro: They're working
with tools, but...
...that's not a workbench.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We're gonna get in
so much trouble.
Okay, stop the video!
I don't have it!
Oh, no!
It's a hot-dog-dance...
♪ Hot dog ♪
♪ hot dog ♪
My hot dog!
[ Man laughs ]
Okay.
My hot dog fell in there!
Okay.
Ribeiro: He goes from getting
a tasty beverage
to a taste of...
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro:
It's time for a piñata...
Hit it!
Oh!
...which quickly turns
into a...
[ Groans ]
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
...followed by
the unprecedented...
Oh!
Oh-ho-ho!
♪
There's a new thing
going around called
the toddler temptation
challenge.
You give your child some candy,
then you tell them that you have
to run a quick errand
and they can't eat any
until you get back.
Then you record them
sweating it out.
The videos are hysterical.
Now, I'm gonna show you some,
but, first,
I got to run a quick errand.
I'm just messing with ya.
Ach-ha!
Ach-ha!
Woman: Okay, mommy is gonna
give you this,
but you can't eat it
until mommy comes back, okay?
I have to go to the potty,
okay?
Ooh, candy.
You can't eat it until
mommy comes back, okay?
Candy!
Don't eat it till mommy comes
back from the potty.
♪
[ Sniffs ]
[ Sniffs ]
[ Sniffs ]
[ Sniffs ]
♪
Okay.
Okay.
Did you eat any of it?
I didn't.
You didn't?
Okay, you can
have them then.
♪
Don't eat it yet,
okay?
I'm gonna run
to the bathroom
and you can eat it
when I get back.
Just let
it sit there.
Why?
I just want you to wait till
I get back from the bathroom.
[ Breathes deeply ]
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
♪
♪
[ Singing indistinctly ]
♪
No, dog! No.
No chocolate.
Woman: All right. Be good.
You have to wait.
Okay, tay-tay.
Parker,
you touched them!
Shh!
Tay-tay.
Shh!
That one.
And eat it.
Hurry.
And eat.
Quick, quick, quick!
And chews it.
Did you eat it all?
♪
Oh.
Okay, I'm back.
We didn't --
we didn't eat any.
You didn't?
Are you sure?
Yeah!
Okay.
Well, go get one.
Go ahead.
You can eat one now.
Yay.
Good job, guys!
Weren't those adorable?
Look, if you've got a kid,
a camera, and some candy,
why not shoot
your own challenge?
And just in case anyone
out there is saying,
"hey, that dog ate chocolate.
Chocolate is bad for dogs,"
don't worry.
We checked,
and the dog was fine.
We also checked with a vet,
and, yes, chocolate
is bad for dogs,
but that was
a tiny piece of chocolate,
and it would have taken
a lot more to get him sick.
Don't worry. No dogs are getting
sick on our watch, all right?
Now, check out these videos
where nobody eats chocolate.
[ Groans ]
Ribeiro: If you can't handle
a mini motorbike
with training wheels,
maybe it's time for a new hobby.
♪
♪
Dizzy darts -- not a real thing.
Oh, my god!
♪
I don't know what his allowance
is, but it's too much.
♪
♪
[ Baby cooing ]
If she can't have the toy,
she can at least have
a teeny-tiny bit of revenge.
♪
Woman: Go tell daddy.
Daddy...
Mm-hmm?
No -- no money.
No money?
All right. Hey, look.
Come here. Look.
Look.
Yeah, no money.
[ Laughs ]
♪
Ribeiro:
That's a nice pickup truck.
And now he'll be picking up
those mailboxes.
I mean, I'll be --
woman: Go. Go on.
Are you recording?
Yeah.
Don't -- don't record.
Take a photo.
Come on, Wayne.
All right. Ready?
Ready?
[ All chanting "daddy!" ]
1, 2, 3...
[ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
♪
♪
Tonight on "throwback Thursday
but on a Sunday,"
we're spotlighting
the year 2011.
That was the year
the Oxford english dictionary
added OMG and lol
because those are kinda
like words.
Yeah. It was also the year
that, for some reason,
people were planking on things,
you know,
just laying down all straight.
It's time for "throwback
Thursday but on a Sunday,"
2011 edition.
All: Surprise!
[ Screams ]
Are you all right?
[ Growling ]
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
This is a kumquat.
I love them.
[ Woman laughs ]
Way too sour.
[ Laughs ]
♪
Do you like it?
♪
[ Laughs ]
♪
Is it too much?
[ Laughter ]
[ Coughs ]
[ Laughter ]
♪
Okay, enough of the past.
Let's return to the right now,
or, as Charlie sheen
would have called it in 2011,
"winning!"
Man: So, here's a little friend
we made.
Oh, another guy's sliding down.
Dude, they are
going to gang up on us.
We got this guy here.
Yeah, you guys, we got to...
Ribeiro:
Common household pests
don't usually include
hordes of angry monkeys.
[ Monkey screeches ]
Aaaaah!
Aaaah!
Hey, where are you going
with it?
Where are you going with it?
Ribeiro: Well, he's just gonna
take his blanket
and go to his room...
Very, very awkwardly.
I ate it all.
You ate your whole lunch?
You ate all
the pieces of salami?
Mm-hmm.
Ribeiro: The way she's guarding
that drawer tells me
she didn't eat
all of her salami.
What's that?
Nothing.
What is that?
Not salami.
It's what?
That's avocado,
not salami?
'Cause you ate all your salami?
Yeah.
I ate all of my salami,
and now that's avocado.
[ Crying ]
Man: Weston,
why are you so sad?
[ Crying continues ]
Why are you so sad?
Ribeiro: What could
he possibly be this upset about?
Oh, I get it, kid.
I get it.
♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪
Ribeiro: This guy knows
how to make an entrance
before he even enters.
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Laughs ]
♪
Virtual assistants are great
at answering questions,
helping you shop,
and organizing your life
to help you save time,
time which you then waste doing
things with virtual assistants
that you don't need to do,
but sure are fun.
Woman: Alexa,
is Teagan a good girl?
No, Teagan is not
a female person.
Oh, she said no!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, no!
Hey, goo-gool.
Open [speaks indistinctly]
I'm listening. What's up?
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star."
To do that on YouTube music,
you'll need
a premium membership.
It looks like you're eligible
for a one-month free trial.
Do you want more information
about the offer?
Yes.
[ Thunder crashes ]
Ribeiro: He wants Alexa
to turn off the lamp,
but some joker programmed it
to do something else.
Man:
Turn off basement lamp.
[ Fart noises ]
That was a very
uncomfortable one.
Try asking me for a rotten fart
or say "random."
Turn off basement lamp.
[ Fart noises ]
That was a very
uncomfortable one.
Try asking me for a difficult
fart or say "random."
Turn off basement lamp.
[ Fart noises ]
Do you want to
hear another one?
No.
♪
In most of our videos,
things go wrong that no one
could have predicted.
However, sometimes,
people do things
that any functioning adult
could see was going to end
in disaster.
It just makes us want
to shout at the screen.
I mean, come on!
Taking a motorized unicycle
out for a spin?
I mean, come on!
[ Man laughs ]
Uh, a little too fast there,
hot rod.
A tourist who thinks
she can master
the water-powered
jet pack in a day.
Really?
Throw me the whip, indy.
[ Whip cracks ]
[ Laughter ]
♪
Giving your toddler access
to the gas pedal.
What could go wrong?
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Man: Stop!
Stop it!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
♪
Ribeiro: Crushing an egg
with your bicep.
Oh, well, this has to end well.
[ Woman screams ]
[ Laughter ]
♪
Kids, pets -- they're
watching us, always watching us,
and sometimes, they imitate us
and act so adult-like.
I mean, sure, when I act
like an adult, nobody cares,
but when a little kid or a dog
does it, it's adorable.
[ Chuckles ] Whatever!
Ugh!
Woman: Oh.
What's baby do?
Do you want to
poke my eye out?
Okay, watch your drink.
So, that was all I did.
Hmm.
It's tough being a mom.
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Any dog can speak,
but he wants to learn enough
to have something to say.
[ Laughter ]
♪
I think she's seen
her mom and dad
make a phone call or two.
Hello! Hello!
[ Laughter ]
Hello!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: He thinks
he'll finally get invited
to his owner's country club.
♪
I'll bet his parents have been
working from home lately.
[ Groans ]
Nope.
[ Fussing ] No!
[ Sighs ]
At "afv," we love goats.
They make funny faces,
they make funny noises,
and they're great
at physical comedy.
They're basically the Jim carrey
of the animal world.
Now, you don't
have to like goats,
but if you don't,
I think that makes you a...
[As Ace ventura]
...La-hoo-zer!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Snorting ]
[ Snorting ]
Ribeiro:
I say if you're smart enough
to figure a way
out of your cage,
then you deserve
to be out of your cage.
♪
♪
[ Goat bleats ]
♪
Woman: [ Laughing ] Hi!
Who's your partner there, baby?
Hi, Sam!
Ribeiro: You know the phrase
"get your goat"?
This horse does.
[ Horse neighs, woman laughs ]
Woman:
Who ya got there?
♪
Girl: Go!
[ Child laughing ]
♪
Woman: Why am I doing
all the work there?
Ribeiro:
It's a goat on a float!
Or does this count
as a goat boat?
Woman: Baby, you like
being in the barn?
[ Goat bleats ]
Come on.
You like being in the barn.
- [ Goat bleats ]
- Yes, you do.
You like being in the barn?
- [ Goat bleats ]
- What?
Do you like being in --
[ Goat bleats ]
- Do you like being in the barn?
- [ Goat bleats ]
♪
Man: Yep, this is...
Ribeiro:
First, it was vote by mail.
Now it's goat by mail.
Man: Guys. Hey, um --
can we, uh...
Can we exit?
Come on. Come on.
We got --
fellas. Come on.
[ Laughs ]
Come on, guys!
You got to -- you got to --
dude, really?
That's a --
it's cardboard, dude.
You can't eat --
what are you doing?
[ Laughs ]
Come on. You -- everybody out.
Come on. Let's go.
You guys. Come on. Get out here.
Go. Come on.
Hey, that's my drink.
Beat it.
Come on. Go. Get out.
Go. Come on. I gotta go.
Dude, you're not listening.
Come on. Can we go?
Come on, everybody.
You guys -- you --
down in front. Okay. Next.
There you go. All right.
It's been fun.
♪
Children: Hey, Alfonso!
Together: Hey, Alfonso!
Show us some more
failure videos!
[ Screaming and laughter ]
Okay, Cadence and Titus.
You want fails?
Well, that's one thing
I can succeed at.
- Lock it right there.
- Scoot over a little.
Okay. How am I
supposed to --
- oh, really?
- Jo. Hurry, Jo.
Hurry. I'm about to
choke on an M&M.
Ribeiro:
Some pyramids last 4,000 years.
Some last 10 seconds.
Ye-a-a-ah!
[ Glass shatters ]
Oh, my god!
Woman: That's what I'm saying.
You getting a good one in.
Boy: Yep.
His technique is good.
His outfit has problems.
Okay. Ohh!
[ Laughter ]
♪
Man: Come on.
The wheels are over it.
I bet this ends
on a dramatic note.
♪
[ Piano notes resonate ]
Ah, they were never gonna
play that piano anyway.
- Thought I'd check it.
- Let's go.
[ Man imitates trumpet fanfare ]
[ Crunching ]
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Yeah, Matt,
that's some sound, huh?
Man: Want me to get
the band saw?
Matt, I told you
you overdid it.
Oh.
One just flew in my eye!
Ribeiro:
I guess he didn't know
you need to knead your bread.
Woman: No. Oh, no.
[ All screaming ]
Oh, no!
Grab it!
Ribeiro: The good thing
about having eight guys
move your mattress?
You can split the blame
eight ways.
Man: Three!
Woman: Ohh!
Ooh!
That was rails.
You know what that was?
That was goodbye,
security deposit.
♪
[ Woman laughs ]
All for Friday night
movie night.
- Ohh!
- [ Laughing ] Ohh!
Ow!
♪
Hup-hup-hup!
[ Laughs ]
Go like this.
Go like this.
Ohh!
[ Laughter ]
Ow!
[ Laughter ]
They say that no two snowflakes
are exactly alike.
Is that possible?
I guess even if two snowflakes
seem exactly alike,
one might have
a better sense of humor
and the other might be better
in the kitchen.
All I know is if you put a whole
lot of snowflakes together,
you end up
with a whole lot of fun.
[ "Spanish dance" plays ]
[ Girls squeal ]
♪
Aah!
[ Laughter ]
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Aah!
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Woman: Ohh!
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Girl: I'm gonna do it!
Man: Oh, my god!
[ Dog barking ]
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[ Screaming ]
Man: Oh.
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[ Woman laughs ]
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[ Girl giggling ]
[ Man laughs ]
Whoo!
Kids are like
political commentators.
They're always talking
even though they don't seem
to always know
what they're saying.
But unlike the guy discussing
falling soybean prices in Iowa,
at least kids are funny.
What is it?
Woman: Guess what.
What?
You're gonna be
a Big Brother.
Ugh. What?
[ Laughter ]
[ Woman gasps ]
Where's my toof?!
The tooth fairy took it.
She left you 10 dollars.
Get your money.
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What are you gonna buy?
[ Laughing ] You're
gonna buy a new tooth.
[ Dog barking ]
Woman: Are you jumping?
Whoa!
[ Dog barking ]
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
[ Dog barking ]
[ Woman laughs ]
Boy: J-e-t.
Woman: Good job!
That was easy!
That's right.
You got it!
That was easy!
So that spells
"air-o-plane."
Woman: What?
Man: What, honey?
Sirens?
No, no sirens.
[ Laughter ]
You're hearing things?
[ Girls screams ]
[ Laughter ]
Girl: Look!
Woman: What --
what am I looking at?
The vampire state building
over there is -- is red
and -- and purple
and -- and orange and green!
What's the name
of the building?
The what?
Woman: Two, three!
[ Balloon pops ]
Woman: Whoo!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Tanner, what is it?
Is it a girl or a boy?
- Boy.
- It's a boy!
♪
- I told ya!
- Yay!
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Hm. Okay.
What did you want
to tell daddy?
That, um, Easton in my -
in my class, that..
[ Coughing ]
He what?
Ribeiro: And now...
[ Woman laughing ]
Ribeiro: This has been...
As you know, there are apps
that let you have food
delivered right to your house
from almost any restaurant.
Big deal. We've been
delivering funny videos
right to your house
for more than 30 years.
Technology, schmeck-nology.
Heh!
[ Woman laughing ]
[ Baby grunts ]
Man: What happens
if you do that one?
Woman: Boy, that's a big one.
That's a big one.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter ]
[ Hands clapping ]
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[ Grunting ]
Whew.
Ribeiro: He turns his Dolly
into a catapult.
Ooh-ooh!
Woman: Oh, gosh.
No, Jonathan, no!
She knows there's an iguana
behind her.
She just doesn't know that
it's not actually touching her.
[ Laughter ]
I got it. I got it.
Hold on. Hold on.
No! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Nana, it's not there!
It's -- it's papa!
He isn't on your back!
He's right there!
[ Laughter ]
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Ribeiro: ♪ ta-da! ♪
I mean... ♪ the bra! ♪
[Speaks indistinctly]
Think you have a vehicle.
What'd he do --
just yank it off?
Woman:
It's still up there.
- Well, he broke it.
- Yeah.
He broke the line
and lost his lure.
Ain't no telling how much
the darn thing cost.
Yep.
[ Crash ]
Ohh.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
What were you doing?
I don't know.
[ Engine revs ]
My, god.
Oh, no.
[ Sighs ]
We're in the ditch.
I know it.
Ribeiro:
They're caught in the ditch...
And it's not even the worst
thing to happen to them today.
[ Crash ]
Woman: [ Gasps ] Oh!
♪
Ribeiro:
She found her inner performer.
Now she can look for
her inner handyman.
♪
Yee-haw!
Ribeiro: Ah...
The premature "yee-haw!"
[ Laughter ]
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We've seen lots of videos,
and all were quite funny,
but only the top three
will be taking home money.
So let's meet our finalists.
First up,
when working from home,
always check the room
to make sure
it's camera-ready
and underwear-free.
It's "background brassiere"
sent in by Travis sloat
from fort Gibson, Oklahoma.
I can promise you
that famous authors are...
[ Sighs ]
My wife's bra is hanging
from the door.
Here are Travis
and his wife, Alicia,
and children aven and Greyson.
Now, Travis, if you hadn't
caught your wife's bra
in the background,
your 7th-graders
would have been teasing you
until they went off
to college, right?
Yes, they would have.
Absolutely. No doubt there.
Good luck.
All right. Let's see who else
is in the competition.
All right. Next up,
a toddler temptation challenge
where the toddler
can resist the temptation,
but the dog can't.
It's "toddler temptation
treat taker"
sent in by Kelly sass
from auburn, Georgia.
Don't eat it yet,
okay?
I'm gonna run
to the bathroom
and you can eat it
when I get back.
Just let
it sit there.
Why?
I just want you to wait till
I get back from the bathroom.
[ Singing indistinctly ]
Joining Kelly are will
and, of course, Joe the dog.
And we've also got Josh, Luke,
Hannah, and Elizabeth.
Now, Kelly, it looks like
will has plenty of Patience
for the challenge,
but your dog, Joe, might
need a little training, huh?
Yes. He has definitely earned
the nickname "bad dog Joe."
[ Laughs ] "Bad boy Joe."
I love that.
All right.
Well, good luck.
Let's take a look at our
final clip in our competition.
It's okay to knock on the door.
It's not okay to almost
knock over the house.
It's "plummeting in the poles"
sent in by
Michelle and Connor killard
from westbury, New York.
This guy knows
how to make an entrance
before he even enters.
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Laughs ]
All right, now, Connor,
you took out that column
just clean out.
But be honest --
was there a split second
where you thought the house
was gonna collapse?
I wasn't too worried,
but my wife was.
Well, I'm glad you guys
didn't knock over the house.
Good luck today. All right.
We're going to find out
who takes home the cash
in just a minute,
but, first, let's take a look
at some of the clips
who didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.
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[ Cat meows ]
[ Cat yowls ]
♪
Wh-o-o-o-oa! Ugh!
[ Grunting ]
♪
[ Squeak! Pop! ]
♪
[ Man roars ]
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
♪
Okay. It's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.
$10,000 for first,
$3,000 for second,
and $2,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third-place,
$2,000 winner is...
"Background brassiere"
sent in by Travis sloat
from fort Gibson, Oklahoma.
[ Applause ]
And the winner of the $10,000
and tonight's
funniest home video is...
"Toddler temptation treat taker"
sent in by Kelly sass
from auburn, Georgia.
We have will, Joe, and Kelly!
All right!
Congratulations, guys!
You just won $10,000.
All right.
Now, here's my question.
Are you going to spend it all
on chocolate for will...
Or dog treats for Joe?
How are you
spending the money?
I think will has earned this,
for sure.
Kelly, also, when you
came back into the room
and saw that
the chocolate was gone,
did you assume
will ate it?
I knew right away
that it was bad dog Joe.
Bad dog Joe. We gotta
give it to bad dog Joe.
All right, well,
congratulations, guys.
You got $10,000
and a shot at $100,000
all because of
bad dog Joe.
[ Laughter ]
Thank you!
You got it, guys. All right.
I hate to end the show,
but if we don't end this one,
we can't start a new one.
We'll see you next time,
and don't forget --
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "afv" t-shirt.
So good night, everybody,
and remember --
send your video to me,
get yourself on TV.
[ Clicks tongue ]
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