American Dad! (2005–…): Season 16, Episode 5 - Klaus and Rogu in Thank God for Loose Rocks: An American Dad! Adventure - full transcript
When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.
Ta-da!
My outfit for next week's
annual Smith family trip
to the Dude Ranch.
When Klaus
join village people?
Oh, my god,
did you hear that?
My precious Rogu's
first sick burn.
But strong disagree.
Klaus is working that outfit.
Give us a little spin, Klaus.
Yeah, yeah, now give us
an over-the-shoulder.
Now give us, like, a...
Like someone deciding
what to get on the menu.
Okay, I'm good.
Does anybody else want
Klaus to do something?
Rogu, Klaus can wear
anything he wants to
the dude ranch.
He crushes it there.
I'm good at all their
activities,
and I love eating
from the Chuck wagon.
They flavor the beans with just
the right amount of trail dust.
Tons.
Ugh,
I hate all that dust.
It fogs up my glasses.
Steve is right, rogu.
We all have something we love
about the dude ranch.
For example, I, Stan,
am excited to be reunited
with the ranch's
Tequila mule...
Tequila Joe.
He's easily my best friend.
Francine, isn't he
my best friend?
Oh, for sure, Stan,
But you'll see
when you get there, Rogu.
You invited Rogu?!
Yeah, Francine and I
have a bet going on
whether or not he can herd
cattle better than a dog.
Rogu's just gonna
eat the cattle.
And the dog.
I hope this is the year
I get to ride Tequila Joe.
But Mr. S., no one has
ever ridden Tequila Joe.
He's untamable.
Jeff, why is it
that you only
ever open your mouth
to shit on my dreams?
Go inside. You're not coming
to the dude ranch.
Babe? Maybe next time
no talking till we get there.
very funny, Steve, now put me in
my spot on the center console.
Can't.
Rogu's sitting there.
My hat! My spot!
He's taking all my things!
Relax, Klaus.
That outfit looks way
better on him.
And no one's gonna see you
in the back.
Ugh! Is everyone
obsessed with Rogu?
Rogu! I almost
didn't get to say goodbye.
Et tu, Billy?
"The Mexican hat dance"
playing through speaker...
Tequila Joe!
Sorry I was gone
for a whole year.
My stupid family
won't let me live here.
Huh, not as dusty
as I remember.
I'm gonna find a kleenex.
Ah, there's nowell,
the main ranch hand.
He's my boy!
Rogu, try not to be jealous
when he calls me
by my nickname...
Buckaroo.
Howdy, smiths!
Welcome back
to the octuple j.
Hey, buckaroo!
How you doing?
So good.
Bet you're stoked that...
And who's this little monster
you brought with you, buckaroo?
Ugh, that's Rogu.
Gross, right?
He's adorable.
I'm gonna give him
a nickname.
Not buckaroo.
That's what I call everybody.
I know!
Buckarito!
Buck-a-Rogu.
That's great,
but I'MMA do mine.
Let me show you all
to your cabins.
I'm gonna Bury you,
Suckarito.
Suckarito.
Haven't heard that term
in a long time.
If I remember correctly,
it's where
one guy chugs margaritas
while I blow him.
And then...
That's it I think.
Yeah. Yeah, I am
remembering that correctly.
Great job, buckaroo!
Man, if you told me that someday
I would meet a fish
who could talk and was good
at roping, I woulda...
Whoa,
look at buckarito!
Ha!
Beat that, Suckarito.
Oh!
Great shot, Rogu.
You hit the cook
right in his noot sack.
Cook?
I'm the got-dang sommelier!
But your name is cookie,
right?
Yes, it is.
- And you are the cook?
- Yes.
Then what
are you mad about?
I reckon it's the horseshoe
you threw into my balls.
Ugh, you gonna hold
that over us forever?
It was a joke, dude.
nine seconds!
A new octuple j record.
Hold your horses! Buckarito's
at 15 seconds and counting.
wow, I wouldn't
even think to do it that way.
What's Rogu doing?
What are we laughing at?
Square dancing music playing...
♪ Ladies to the middle
and back to the bar ♪
♪ Gents go in with
a right-hand star ♪
♪ Now everyone make way
for ol' Rogu ♪
♪ He's the star
of this hullabaloo ♪
oh, yeah!
What does he have that I don't?
Nothing!
I guess he has
that Nintendo switch
with basically all the games,
but that's all.
♪ Do-si-do, two by two
♪ Everyone kiss Rogu
Who am I kidding?
He's a shooting star.
I have to do something.
♪ Kiss Rogu once again
♪ But this time,
just the men ♪
No-o-o!
Aah!
Tequila Joe is gone!
Someone cut his rope
and he wandered off.
I knew I shouldn't have
left him alone.
But you just
had to bone!
A switchblade?
That's probably what they used
to cut the rope!
Does it say
who's property it is?
It says, "property of Ragu."
Uh, I'm pretty sure it says,
"property of Rogu."
Wait, Klaus, how do you think
you spell Rogu?
R...
- A?
- What did you do?!
Easy, Buckaroo.
Now, we may never get
to the bottom
of who cut Tequila Joe loose,
But it was definitely
either Klaus or buckarito,
charming little devil
that he is.
So they're gonna have to go
into the wilderness
to find him.
What?! I don't want to go
out there with him!
Well, you should've thought
of that before you freed
Or didn't free
Tequila Joe.
Seems pretty obvious
it was Klaus.
It's not obvious to me.
Let the wilderness decide!
Well, Rogu, this is quite
the bowl of shit sandwich
You got us into.
Me?
Klaus one who frame...
Klaus one who framed Rogu.
Why do you talk
so freaking slow, bro?!
- Rogu talk faster.
- What?
You could do that
this whole time?
Rogu learn English
one year ago.
Rogu careful
no make mistakes.
Plus, Rogu talk slow,
charm pants off laaadies.
Almost lunch
and no sign of Tequila Joe.
If we don't find a way
to track him,
We're gonna be
out here all night.
Tequila Joe!
♪ Oh, Rogu dance
on the Rogu ♪
♪ And Rogu, Rogu a Rogu
♪ And the Rogu
Rogu on a Rogu ♪
♪ And Rogu does Rogu
on hats ♪
ole.
There you are!
Now let's get out of here.
Fastest way is to ride.
But Tequila Joe
famously unridable.
That's only because
I've never tried.
Aah!
Damn it!
You spooked him, Rogu!
Rogu die never seeing
"ant man & wasp"!
He's gone.
Thank you, Tequila Joe.
I'm free... aah!
help!
I can't swim
in this much water!
I'm used to way less water!
Aah!
Oof!
Ahh, dry land.
dry land!
I need water!
I need just the right amount
of water!
Ahh.
Thanks, Rogu.
Klaus do same for Rogu.
Maybe.
Where are we?
Klaus and Rogu lost?
Yes.
We're a long way
from the ranch
and we'll have to work together
to find our way back.
Yay!
Klaus and Rogu
go on adventure!
Well, I don't like it
any more than you do, Rogu.
For the talent show,
my brother and I
are going to perform
the shark scene from "jaws."
I don't remember a shark
in that movie.
Everyone imagine
in your heads
John Williams' iconic theme
from "jaws."
I can't hum it out loud
because universal's lawyers
are always watching.
It's like they're
the real sharks.
How can you laugh
at a time like this?
Tequila Joe is missing!
Stan, there's no need
to worry.
These mountains aren't
that dangerous. Really?
Except of course for
that pair of mountain lions
that are terrorizing
the region.
Yeah, Klaus, Rogu,
and Tequila Joe
would make a hell of a snack
for those two love birds.
Oh, god! I think they're
boyfriend/girlfriend.
Isn't that sweet? Well,
I'm not gonna sit around
watching a talent show
while Tequila Joe is in danger.
I'm gonna sit around outside
and worry about him.
I did like your skit about
the farting cowboy, gerhard.
Danke.
I feel like someone should tell
Billy that Rogu's missing.
Thank you, franny.
Please call if you hear
anything.
Are you safe, Rogu?
♪ Oh, where are you
♪ My sweet Rogu?
♪ I hear you're lost
and scared ♪
♪ I pray that soon
I'll hear you say ♪
♪ "Billy, I'm okay"
♪ Oh, where are you
♪ My sweet Rogu?
♪ I know you're
probably scared ♪
♪ Where did you go,
Tequila Joe? ♪
♪ I miss the times
we shared ♪
- ♪ I hope that you are found
- ♪ I hope that you are found
♪ Or that
you're homeward bound ♪
♪ You'll come back, I know
♪ My sweet ro-gooooo
♪ Tequila joooe
♪ Hee-haaaaw
Okay, marry the potato
skins from tgi Friday's,
Kill the vegetable soup
from olive garden,
And **** the baby back ribs
from chili's.
Rogu **** all.
Wait, this is
where we fell into the river.
We're almost home.
aah!
this is exactly how
That fortune teller in Reno
said I would die.
which means the nuggets will
win the 2026 NBA championship.
The people of Denver
will be so happy!
Aah!
Klaus hurt?
I'm fine.
But it's been a long day.
Maybe we make camp and pass
out from the pain here tonight?
I have to say, between that
hawk, that mountain lion,
And that stink bug I killed,
I'm not sure either of us
could've made it
without the other.
Maybe you're
not so bad, Rogu.
That mean lot to Rogu
from Klaus.
It does?
Rogu look up to Klaus.
When Rogu get to smiths,
Rogu see Klaus have place.
Bottom rung of ladder.
But Rogu not know
how Rogu fit in.
But everyone loves you,
bro.
Sure,
Rogu naturally charming.
But truth, Rogu like duck.
Calm on surface,
but under, furiously paddling.
Wow, I had no idea.
You know, I'm glad we ended up
out here together.
Rogu glad, too.
And Rogu ain't "lion."
Physical comedy, too.
You're the whole package,
Rogu.
Rogu have idea.
Now that friends,
Maybe Klaus call Rogu
"bro-gu"?
Dude, self-given nicknames
are embarrassing.
That would be like if I told you
to call me k-money.
Oh, my god,
How good does that sound?!
Rogu, you got to start
calling me k-money.
Aah!
Rogu!
Klaus help Rogu!
I'll get a rope.
Here's the thing.
I have learned a lot about you
on this trip, Rogu.
You have depth and feelings
and you're useful.
And I'm... Not.
I'm not worried you're
going to replace me.
I know you will.
Klaus not help Rogu?
No.
I'm betraying you.
Rogu no like.
We have words
after Rogu climb out.
Why did you ask for help
if you could climb that easily?
That! That's exactly the kind
of thing that got you betrayed.
Uh, I mean,
joke betrayed.
Aah!
Betrayal back on!
Thank god
for loose rocks, huh?
Okay,
bye forever, Rogu.
K-moneeeey!
It's so sad that after
you saved Rogu from the hawk
and that mountain lion...
Don't forget the stink
bug. After all that,
you couldn't
save him from the river.
I tried.
But he was swept away.
He's gone, bros.
We're just glad you're okay,
Klaus.
Who cares about Klaus?
Tequila Joe is out there,
and he's bound to be
out of Tequila by now.
He's just
some donkey named Joe!
I can't believe Rogu's gone.
Oh, we'll have a bar crawl
in his honor!
Maybe do
a "great gatsby" theme?
Everyone can dress up
and act rich.
You rest, Klaus.
Try to eat.
Aah!
You left Rogu to die.
I-I had to!
He would've...
Oh, god, what have I done,
pancakes?!
Klaus, are you talking
to your pancakes?
Here I am in the hallway
talking to my pancakes.
Mind if we join?
Roger, I...
Rogu didn't drown.
He fell into a mine shaft,
and I left him there!
So, Rogu is alive?
yes!
We have to save him!
Klaus, there's no easy way
to say this.
You should've killed him.
Wait, what?
Look, I'm happy
my son's alive,
Although I'm more than
a little embarrassed to cancel
His mardi gras-themed
memorial bar crawl
five minutes
after sending out the evite,
But no one betrays Rogu
and lives to tell the tale.
But he's trapped.
His arm is pinned
under a rock.
So? He could chew through
that thing in two seconds.
Watch.
And our kind can regenerate
limbs practically at will.
Hmm, it's usually
pretty fast.
Oh, well,
it'll grow back.
But make no mistake,
Rogu is coming for you.
Rogu's already here?
Could be a coincidence.
Nope, that's Rogu.
He loves shooting people
in the nuts.
He's not wrong,
it's funny.
oh!
Great bit, Rogu,
keep it up.
Take cover! Aah!
What the hell is going on?
Rogu's trying
to kill Klaus.
Rogu's alive?!
Yep, Klaus left Rogu
to die in a pit,
And now Rogu cut his arm off
and is gonna kill Klaus.
You know, I had a feeling
that's what happened.
Now he's pissed
and he's gonna kill us all.
We should probably say
our goodbyes.
Goodbye, Roger.
You're the only one
I'm gonna miss,
And I can easily say you're
the funniest out of everybody.
I think
the shooting stopped.
Rogu seek parlay.
Rogu show
he mean business.
Now want Klaus.
Let rest live.
Welp, I know where I stand.
Stay right there, Klaus.
You can't have him, Rogu.
Klaus is family.
Klaus is family.
- I am?
- Klaus, did you really think
we hate you so much
we'd let you die?
You need to work
on your self-esteem, man.
Your funeral.
Rogu come back tonight.
No mercy.
See ya then, Rogu.
Look, Klaus, it grew back.
Klaus come to face Rogu
by self?
This is between
me and you.
They don't need to suffer
for what I've done.
Klaus noble...
And stupid.
Any last words?
Yes.
When the family
wouldn't give me up,
I realized
maybe they do like me.
Which means there's room
for both of us,
and I was a fool
to betray one of the most
special creatures
I've ever met.
Billy?
You, bro-gu.
I will face
the consequences,
But I want you to know
that I am truly sorry.
Wow.
Mean a lot to Rogu
that you learn lesson.
Oh, good. I'm glad...
Before you die.
Seriously?!
But I apologized,
like super sincerely!
Yes, but also leave Rogu to die
in mine shaft, so...
Eh-uh.
Aah!
A second mountain lion?
I wonder if they know
each other.
Told you I was good
at dude ranch stuff.
Klaus save Rogu even though
Rogu plan kill Klaus?
You're family, too.
Klaus still die.
Are you kidding me?!
But where Klaus dick?
Rogu need magnifying glass
to find.
That is not funny, Rogu!
It's little funny.
O-okay, it's a little funny,
It's a little funny!
I'm so happy you two managed
to work things out
Without anyone getting hurt.
Uh, mom,
all those ranch dudes
Got shot in the dick.
Can you guys
give me a second?
Well, we're on our way.
I know I can't ride you,
but maybe I can...
Hug you?
Thank you.
This is nice.
♪ When will
Have a great night!
My outfit for next week's
annual Smith family trip
to the Dude Ranch.
When Klaus
join village people?
Oh, my god,
did you hear that?
My precious Rogu's
first sick burn.
But strong disagree.
Klaus is working that outfit.
Give us a little spin, Klaus.
Yeah, yeah, now give us
an over-the-shoulder.
Now give us, like, a...
Like someone deciding
what to get on the menu.
Okay, I'm good.
Does anybody else want
Klaus to do something?
Rogu, Klaus can wear
anything he wants to
the dude ranch.
He crushes it there.
I'm good at all their
activities,
and I love eating
from the Chuck wagon.
They flavor the beans with just
the right amount of trail dust.
Tons.
Ugh,
I hate all that dust.
It fogs up my glasses.
Steve is right, rogu.
We all have something we love
about the dude ranch.
For example, I, Stan,
am excited to be reunited
with the ranch's
Tequila mule...
Tequila Joe.
He's easily my best friend.
Francine, isn't he
my best friend?
Oh, for sure, Stan,
But you'll see
when you get there, Rogu.
You invited Rogu?!
Yeah, Francine and I
have a bet going on
whether or not he can herd
cattle better than a dog.
Rogu's just gonna
eat the cattle.
And the dog.
I hope this is the year
I get to ride Tequila Joe.
But Mr. S., no one has
ever ridden Tequila Joe.
He's untamable.
Jeff, why is it
that you only
ever open your mouth
to shit on my dreams?
Go inside. You're not coming
to the dude ranch.
Babe? Maybe next time
no talking till we get there.
very funny, Steve, now put me in
my spot on the center console.
Can't.
Rogu's sitting there.
My hat! My spot!
He's taking all my things!
Relax, Klaus.
That outfit looks way
better on him.
And no one's gonna see you
in the back.
Ugh! Is everyone
obsessed with Rogu?
Rogu! I almost
didn't get to say goodbye.
Et tu, Billy?
"The Mexican hat dance"
playing through speaker...
Tequila Joe!
Sorry I was gone
for a whole year.
My stupid family
won't let me live here.
Huh, not as dusty
as I remember.
I'm gonna find a kleenex.
Ah, there's nowell,
the main ranch hand.
He's my boy!
Rogu, try not to be jealous
when he calls me
by my nickname...
Buckaroo.
Howdy, smiths!
Welcome back
to the octuple j.
Hey, buckaroo!
How you doing?
So good.
Bet you're stoked that...
And who's this little monster
you brought with you, buckaroo?
Ugh, that's Rogu.
Gross, right?
He's adorable.
I'm gonna give him
a nickname.
Not buckaroo.
That's what I call everybody.
I know!
Buckarito!
Buck-a-Rogu.
That's great,
but I'MMA do mine.
Let me show you all
to your cabins.
I'm gonna Bury you,
Suckarito.
Suckarito.
Haven't heard that term
in a long time.
If I remember correctly,
it's where
one guy chugs margaritas
while I blow him.
And then...
That's it I think.
Yeah. Yeah, I am
remembering that correctly.
Great job, buckaroo!
Man, if you told me that someday
I would meet a fish
who could talk and was good
at roping, I woulda...
Whoa,
look at buckarito!
Ha!
Beat that, Suckarito.
Oh!
Great shot, Rogu.
You hit the cook
right in his noot sack.
Cook?
I'm the got-dang sommelier!
But your name is cookie,
right?
Yes, it is.
- And you are the cook?
- Yes.
Then what
are you mad about?
I reckon it's the horseshoe
you threw into my balls.
Ugh, you gonna hold
that over us forever?
It was a joke, dude.
nine seconds!
A new octuple j record.
Hold your horses! Buckarito's
at 15 seconds and counting.
wow, I wouldn't
even think to do it that way.
What's Rogu doing?
What are we laughing at?
Square dancing music playing...
♪ Ladies to the middle
and back to the bar ♪
♪ Gents go in with
a right-hand star ♪
♪ Now everyone make way
for ol' Rogu ♪
♪ He's the star
of this hullabaloo ♪
oh, yeah!
What does he have that I don't?
Nothing!
I guess he has
that Nintendo switch
with basically all the games,
but that's all.
♪ Do-si-do, two by two
♪ Everyone kiss Rogu
Who am I kidding?
He's a shooting star.
I have to do something.
♪ Kiss Rogu once again
♪ But this time,
just the men ♪
No-o-o!
Aah!
Tequila Joe is gone!
Someone cut his rope
and he wandered off.
I knew I shouldn't have
left him alone.
But you just
had to bone!
A switchblade?
That's probably what they used
to cut the rope!
Does it say
who's property it is?
It says, "property of Ragu."
Uh, I'm pretty sure it says,
"property of Rogu."
Wait, Klaus, how do you think
you spell Rogu?
R...
- A?
- What did you do?!
Easy, Buckaroo.
Now, we may never get
to the bottom
of who cut Tequila Joe loose,
But it was definitely
either Klaus or buckarito,
charming little devil
that he is.
So they're gonna have to go
into the wilderness
to find him.
What?! I don't want to go
out there with him!
Well, you should've thought
of that before you freed
Or didn't free
Tequila Joe.
Seems pretty obvious
it was Klaus.
It's not obvious to me.
Let the wilderness decide!
Well, Rogu, this is quite
the bowl of shit sandwich
You got us into.
Me?
Klaus one who frame...
Klaus one who framed Rogu.
Why do you talk
so freaking slow, bro?!
- Rogu talk faster.
- What?
You could do that
this whole time?
Rogu learn English
one year ago.
Rogu careful
no make mistakes.
Plus, Rogu talk slow,
charm pants off laaadies.
Almost lunch
and no sign of Tequila Joe.
If we don't find a way
to track him,
We're gonna be
out here all night.
Tequila Joe!
♪ Oh, Rogu dance
on the Rogu ♪
♪ And Rogu, Rogu a Rogu
♪ And the Rogu
Rogu on a Rogu ♪
♪ And Rogu does Rogu
on hats ♪
ole.
There you are!
Now let's get out of here.
Fastest way is to ride.
But Tequila Joe
famously unridable.
That's only because
I've never tried.
Aah!
Damn it!
You spooked him, Rogu!
Rogu die never seeing
"ant man & wasp"!
He's gone.
Thank you, Tequila Joe.
I'm free... aah!
help!
I can't swim
in this much water!
I'm used to way less water!
Aah!
Oof!
Ahh, dry land.
dry land!
I need water!
I need just the right amount
of water!
Ahh.
Thanks, Rogu.
Klaus do same for Rogu.
Maybe.
Where are we?
Klaus and Rogu lost?
Yes.
We're a long way
from the ranch
and we'll have to work together
to find our way back.
Yay!
Klaus and Rogu
go on adventure!
Well, I don't like it
any more than you do, Rogu.
For the talent show,
my brother and I
are going to perform
the shark scene from "jaws."
I don't remember a shark
in that movie.
Everyone imagine
in your heads
John Williams' iconic theme
from "jaws."
I can't hum it out loud
because universal's lawyers
are always watching.
It's like they're
the real sharks.
How can you laugh
at a time like this?
Tequila Joe is missing!
Stan, there's no need
to worry.
These mountains aren't
that dangerous. Really?
Except of course for
that pair of mountain lions
that are terrorizing
the region.
Yeah, Klaus, Rogu,
and Tequila Joe
would make a hell of a snack
for those two love birds.
Oh, god! I think they're
boyfriend/girlfriend.
Isn't that sweet? Well,
I'm not gonna sit around
watching a talent show
while Tequila Joe is in danger.
I'm gonna sit around outside
and worry about him.
I did like your skit about
the farting cowboy, gerhard.
Danke.
I feel like someone should tell
Billy that Rogu's missing.
Thank you, franny.
Please call if you hear
anything.
Are you safe, Rogu?
♪ Oh, where are you
♪ My sweet Rogu?
♪ I hear you're lost
and scared ♪
♪ I pray that soon
I'll hear you say ♪
♪ "Billy, I'm okay"
♪ Oh, where are you
♪ My sweet Rogu?
♪ I know you're
probably scared ♪
♪ Where did you go,
Tequila Joe? ♪
♪ I miss the times
we shared ♪
- ♪ I hope that you are found
- ♪ I hope that you are found
♪ Or that
you're homeward bound ♪
♪ You'll come back, I know
♪ My sweet ro-gooooo
♪ Tequila joooe
♪ Hee-haaaaw
Okay, marry the potato
skins from tgi Friday's,
Kill the vegetable soup
from olive garden,
And **** the baby back ribs
from chili's.
Rogu **** all.
Wait, this is
where we fell into the river.
We're almost home.
aah!
this is exactly how
That fortune teller in Reno
said I would die.
which means the nuggets will
win the 2026 NBA championship.
The people of Denver
will be so happy!
Aah!
Klaus hurt?
I'm fine.
But it's been a long day.
Maybe we make camp and pass
out from the pain here tonight?
I have to say, between that
hawk, that mountain lion,
And that stink bug I killed,
I'm not sure either of us
could've made it
without the other.
Maybe you're
not so bad, Rogu.
That mean lot to Rogu
from Klaus.
It does?
Rogu look up to Klaus.
When Rogu get to smiths,
Rogu see Klaus have place.
Bottom rung of ladder.
But Rogu not know
how Rogu fit in.
But everyone loves you,
bro.
Sure,
Rogu naturally charming.
But truth, Rogu like duck.
Calm on surface,
but under, furiously paddling.
Wow, I had no idea.
You know, I'm glad we ended up
out here together.
Rogu glad, too.
And Rogu ain't "lion."
Physical comedy, too.
You're the whole package,
Rogu.
Rogu have idea.
Now that friends,
Maybe Klaus call Rogu
"bro-gu"?
Dude, self-given nicknames
are embarrassing.
That would be like if I told you
to call me k-money.
Oh, my god,
How good does that sound?!
Rogu, you got to start
calling me k-money.
Aah!
Rogu!
Klaus help Rogu!
I'll get a rope.
Here's the thing.
I have learned a lot about you
on this trip, Rogu.
You have depth and feelings
and you're useful.
And I'm... Not.
I'm not worried you're
going to replace me.
I know you will.
Klaus not help Rogu?
No.
I'm betraying you.
Rogu no like.
We have words
after Rogu climb out.
Why did you ask for help
if you could climb that easily?
That! That's exactly the kind
of thing that got you betrayed.
Uh, I mean,
joke betrayed.
Aah!
Betrayal back on!
Thank god
for loose rocks, huh?
Okay,
bye forever, Rogu.
K-moneeeey!
It's so sad that after
you saved Rogu from the hawk
and that mountain lion...
Don't forget the stink
bug. After all that,
you couldn't
save him from the river.
I tried.
But he was swept away.
He's gone, bros.
We're just glad you're okay,
Klaus.
Who cares about Klaus?
Tequila Joe is out there,
and he's bound to be
out of Tequila by now.
He's just
some donkey named Joe!
I can't believe Rogu's gone.
Oh, we'll have a bar crawl
in his honor!
Maybe do
a "great gatsby" theme?
Everyone can dress up
and act rich.
You rest, Klaus.
Try to eat.
Aah!
You left Rogu to die.
I-I had to!
He would've...
Oh, god, what have I done,
pancakes?!
Klaus, are you talking
to your pancakes?
Here I am in the hallway
talking to my pancakes.
Mind if we join?
Roger, I...
Rogu didn't drown.
He fell into a mine shaft,
and I left him there!
So, Rogu is alive?
yes!
We have to save him!
Klaus, there's no easy way
to say this.
You should've killed him.
Wait, what?
Look, I'm happy
my son's alive,
Although I'm more than
a little embarrassed to cancel
His mardi gras-themed
memorial bar crawl
five minutes
after sending out the evite,
But no one betrays Rogu
and lives to tell the tale.
But he's trapped.
His arm is pinned
under a rock.
So? He could chew through
that thing in two seconds.
Watch.
And our kind can regenerate
limbs practically at will.
Hmm, it's usually
pretty fast.
Oh, well,
it'll grow back.
But make no mistake,
Rogu is coming for you.
Rogu's already here?
Could be a coincidence.
Nope, that's Rogu.
He loves shooting people
in the nuts.
He's not wrong,
it's funny.
oh!
Great bit, Rogu,
keep it up.
Take cover! Aah!
What the hell is going on?
Rogu's trying
to kill Klaus.
Rogu's alive?!
Yep, Klaus left Rogu
to die in a pit,
And now Rogu cut his arm off
and is gonna kill Klaus.
You know, I had a feeling
that's what happened.
Now he's pissed
and he's gonna kill us all.
We should probably say
our goodbyes.
Goodbye, Roger.
You're the only one
I'm gonna miss,
And I can easily say you're
the funniest out of everybody.
I think
the shooting stopped.
Rogu seek parlay.
Rogu show
he mean business.
Now want Klaus.
Let rest live.
Welp, I know where I stand.
Stay right there, Klaus.
You can't have him, Rogu.
Klaus is family.
Klaus is family.
- I am?
- Klaus, did you really think
we hate you so much
we'd let you die?
You need to work
on your self-esteem, man.
Your funeral.
Rogu come back tonight.
No mercy.
See ya then, Rogu.
Look, Klaus, it grew back.
Klaus come to face Rogu
by self?
This is between
me and you.
They don't need to suffer
for what I've done.
Klaus noble...
And stupid.
Any last words?
Yes.
When the family
wouldn't give me up,
I realized
maybe they do like me.
Which means there's room
for both of us,
and I was a fool
to betray one of the most
special creatures
I've ever met.
Billy?
You, bro-gu.
I will face
the consequences,
But I want you to know
that I am truly sorry.
Wow.
Mean a lot to Rogu
that you learn lesson.
Oh, good. I'm glad...
Before you die.
Seriously?!
But I apologized,
like super sincerely!
Yes, but also leave Rogu to die
in mine shaft, so...
Eh-uh.
Aah!
A second mountain lion?
I wonder if they know
each other.
Told you I was good
at dude ranch stuff.
Klaus save Rogu even though
Rogu plan kill Klaus?
You're family, too.
Klaus still die.
Are you kidding me?!
But where Klaus dick?
Rogu need magnifying glass
to find.
That is not funny, Rogu!
It's little funny.
O-okay, it's a little funny,
It's a little funny!
I'm so happy you two managed
to work things out
Without anyone getting hurt.
Uh, mom,
all those ranch dudes
Got shot in the dick.
Can you guys
give me a second?
Well, we're on our way.
I know I can't ride you,
but maybe I can...
Hug you?
Thank you.
This is nice.
♪ When will
Have a great night!