All Hail King Julien: Exiled (2017): Season 1, Episode 12 - The Day After Yesterday - full transcript
King Julien's attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto's wedding turns into all-out battle.
𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓉e 𝓊𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓉 E𝒩𝒢LI𝒮H
I'm okay!
It's about to get real.
That's Hebrew for goodbye.
Mmm. That's where
the secrets are.
Chapter doisprezece.
Xixi, here, reporting live
from the arranged marriage
of King Koto and the
crocodile princess, Amy.
One of the most glamorous
weddings, like, ev's.
♪ F-R-eekin'!
We're all gonna die!
Amy, this is your big day.
What are you wearing?
Dad made me wear it.
Dad, I hate you!
Hate, hate, hate!
Drama.
Honey, sweetness.
I can fix it.
Today is my wedding day.
Ha-ruh!
And to commemorate
this romantic moment,
I have something big planned.
I'm going to set you all free
and give Julien
back his kingdom...
is something you will
never hear me say.
Oh!
Because I'm saying this, as a
wedding gift to my Amy-waimy,
these six prisoners
will be sacrificed.
- What did he say?
- Oh, ho, I'm too young.
A wedding and a sacrifice?
Let's see what the little people
have to say about the big day.
Idiot.
King Julien's up there
awaiting execution.
They're all gonna die!
Ooh, I'm hoping for white cake.
What a big, big day!
- Hmm?
- Julien,
- I want to give you a parting gift.
- Whoa!
Oh! Is it the centerpieces? Yes!
Candied bees on silk flowers
stemming from a whimsical
brandy snifter.
Tres mani... Nice.
Those are for guests only.
Any last words, Julien?
Oh, you know it.
Couldn't let you get married
without me saying a little
somethin' somethin'.
When I found out Koto
was getting married,
I was like, "What? That's totally cray.
Totally!"
Not to mention I
was on a zeppelin
full of Russian space
monkeys at the time.
Talk about crazy.
Oh, yeah.
That guy knows what I'm
talkin' 'bout, right there.
Check him out.
You should have seen
the look on his face,
wearing women's underpants
and covered in bat guano.
Those were good times.
Anyhoo, just throwing
it out there that, uh,
this would be the perfect
time for somebody...
Clover...
Sorry, excuse me, to rescue us.
Clover.
Or anybody.
Rescue cough, Clover.
Mary Ann!
- Huh?
- I'll rescue you!
- Hmm.
- Mary Ann!
But the time for the
sacrifice has come.
- To kick off my wedding ceremony.
- Huh?
- Huh?
- We will not die this day.
Enough! Let's have an execution!
Ha-ruh!
Who's up first? Let's see.
Eenie-meenie, ex-King Julien.
Allow me to show you the last
chair your booty will ever grace.
The Chair of Doom.
Oh! Is that crushed velvet?
Very comfy.
Just let me get a little...
Just let me get my stank on it.
Really get it in there.
Is this supposed to be
my, uh, Chair of Doom?
Does it come in different
colors or fabrics?
Because depending
upon the season...
No. It doesn't come in
different colors and fabrics.
It does, however, come
with attachments.
Oh.
Aah!
Scream all you want, Julien.
I locked up Clover
just to be safe.
So there's no one left to
come to your aid. No one.
Somebody help!
This can't be how it ends.
It just can't be.
To come all this way and...
fail.
No, I refuse to let that happen.
I have to do something.
But what?
What would Sage do?
Through deep meditation, I
separate soul and flesh.
Then my aura slips through
the bars and grabs the key.
It's almost too simple.
Okay, okay, I will calm myself,
and through deep meditation,
my soul will leave my body
and open the cage door.
Okay, calm, calm.
Yes! It's working!
No!
Oh, come on!
King Julien. I have to stop this.
I have to...
Wait, what?
Except my soul can't seem
to grab a hold of anything.
Stupid soul fingers!
Everything is moving
really slowly.
And I... Sage!
Together, we can do this. Sage?
Sage! Wake up! I need your help.
You've reached Sage Moondancer.
You've reached Sage Moondancer.
My soul's not in right now
because I've had a nuclear
meltdown in my head...
and it was, like, really scary.
Like, really.
Taking a little soul vacay
to recharge the old batteries.
Leave heart kisses at the beep.
Beep.
Great! My soul can't
touch anything
and Sage has gone on vacation.
How am I gonna find him?
Wait a minute. I
know that vomit.
Jarsh-Jarsh?
Yes, Clover.
It is the Jarsh-Jarsh.
Rise, child, rise.
Oh, my word, it's full of stars.
Is that soul vomit?
Wow! No words, Jarsh-Jarsh.
Really. Just no words.
Jarsh-Jarsh, I need your help.
I need Sage to save King Julien,
but Sage is gone. We...
Yeah, mentally.
Hut, hut, hut. Not gone. Hiding.
Sadly, I know not where.
But I know someone who does.
Oh, Jarsh-Jarsh, thank you!
Oh!
Even your soul smells a bit off,
if you know what I'm sayin'.
Huh?
- Clover, I give you Sage's soul-animal.
- Er...
The majestic butterfly.
Hi, Clover. It's me Brendan.
Brendan?
Brendan.
Clover, you gotta help Sage. You
just gotta. He's in trouble.
I feel his tears hot on
my proboscis-eternal.
I want to help, Brendan. Where is he?
Can you take me to him?
Sure, climb on.
But you gotta say
the magic words.
- Hmm?
- It's "Yah!"
Yah, Brendan! Yah!
Sage, you all right?
What ails thee?
Wait, hold on. Why'd I say that?
That was weird. Sage!
Clover, my rage is too strong.
I must abide here in
the land of mushrooms.
For if I unleash my rage, I
will destroy the planet.
Sage, we can save King Julien.
We are the ultimate
weapon, remember?
You and me? Together?
We can do this.
But I am afraid!
I will be right there with you.
I will help you control
your rage, Sage.
That rhymed. Never mind.
Oh, did it again. Ha!
Anyway, we will do this.
You and me, together.
Just take my hand.
Sage, take it. Take my hand.
Yah!
Look, Clover.
It's ultimate weapon time.
Can we just talk about
this for a little minute?
Huh?
Oy, you slankers.
Leggo my Julien!
Wow!
Wow. That Sage guy is...
Dad, I want him. Get him for me.
Dad!
Oh, my, I don't even
know what to do
with that information, Amy.
In fact, this whole
wedding is off.
But Dad.
Not another word, Amy.
Oh!
Thank you, Sage. Clover.
Clover Sage. Is that like Clage?
Or Sover.
I like Clager.
This doesn't end until
Julien is destroyed.
Get down, your majesty.
Glaswegian kiss!
That felt good.
Gotta get back to the fight.
Namaste.
Oh, yeah! That's what
I'm talking about.
Eat it, Koto! Eat it dry.
With no sauces.
Please.
Do you really think
you've changed
anything with your little show?
Look around you, Julien.
My blond-haired
buffoon of a brother
has only delayed the inevitable.
A few measly guards. Big deal.
I have an entire army.
Assemble the army. Stand to, my legions.
Stand to.
Ha-ruh!
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...
Oh, golly, that's a
lot of big strapping
mountain lemur soldiers,
your majesty.
What do we do now?
Now, Ted? Now...
we fear tinkle.
Way ahead of you, King J.
Oh, my.
Cunning,
but I have yet to unleash
my greatest backup
plan of all time.
I have constructed a space
station of immense proportions
with an unstoppable
weapons platform.
And I will now use it
to decimate Koto...
and his army. I give
you, the Karl-star!
Karl? Just one eensy question.
Why wasn't this plan A?
I mean, seriously, dude. Get
your priorities together.
Oh, I have my
priorities together.
Watch as the power of the
Karl-star blocks out the sun!
What...
Stand your ground,
mountain lemurs.
What kind of vile
sorcery is this?
All I need do is press
this one button
and Koto's army is finished!
Ooh, I want to press it.
Can I press the button?
Can I? I want to press it.
Um, logic police here,
pepper spray of skepticism
right in your faces!
Won't that crazy space
laser destroy us, too?
Ted, please. I'm sure Karl
has it all figured out.
He's very smart.
It's just math, Ted.
Simple math. Now, just let me...
No! Not that one!
See? I told you there was
nothing to worry about.
It was this button.
Yeah, kinda figured that out
after I pushed the other one.
You know, Julien, I must say, I
really am going to miss you.
You never cease to amuse,
and what's life without
a little laughter.
But the time has come to
end this once and for all.
Mountain lemurs, destroy Julien.
Listen, I wanted to thank you
guys for all you've done.
But I'm afraid there's
no way we can
beat all those mountain lemurs.
There must be thousands of them.
Like thousands. It's finished.
Yeah. If this is the end, my
love, maybe just one last sip...
Oh, Horst.
I... I never stopped loving you.
Love here at the
end of all things.
Oy.
That's pretty good,
is that licorice?
Whee!
Huh?
Whee!
Gasp! It's raining Morts!
Hallelujah!
Oh, Mort!
I'm coming, my king!
I am here to save you!
That little closet
elf found an army.
But will it be enough?
Hu-rah! Look at me.
I'm driving a zeppelin full
of Russian space monkeys.
Did not see that coming.
I hope those Russian
space monkeys are okay.
Oh, the chimpanity!
Totally cool that those
Russian oligarchs
gave these jet packs to us.
I know, right?
Oh!
King Julien, it's me, Maurice.
And I've brought
the bell people!
Maurice?
Maurice!
Mo-Mo!
Ringo, I am scared.
Fear not, Dingbert,
it is as the Great
Jingle Jangle foretold.
The War of the Beasts
has truly begun.
Fight! Fight back!
Come on, everybody! Get into the battle!
We can do this!
We can do this battle,
come on, we can do this!
Gonna get me what's mine, y'all.
Look out for the thunder.
Good shot, Ted.
That one!
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, Uncle, join the fun.
You know, I think I'd
rather be leaving...
No!
Wow, your uncle sure
has some heft to him.
Did you see that? He took out, like, five.
Thanks, Uncle.
Oh, he's still going.
- Oh, my tush.
- Way to go, Unc. Oh!
That's gotta hurt.
Is that a spear?
That's gonna leave a scar.
Wear it like a badge!
Brendan. Clover.
Like a war battle scar.
Follow me, men. Grenade mode!
Stupid!
- Stupid!
- Stupid!
Wonder-todd-activate!
That's my baby. Go for
the jugular, angel!
Whoa!
Whose side are we on Trent?
We are on our side.
All these other creatures
are so repulsive.
Just a second, boys. I
want grandchildren.
Fire!
No!
Whee!
I don't understand a word you're
singing, and I don't care.
Attica! Attica!
Good on ya, Sage!
The pinata of truth has
spilled its sweet seed,
and my heart wants to invite
you to the soul picnic.
Right, yeah.
Gonna have to take a
little rain check
on the ol' soul picnic.
'Cause I've got some
more urgent business.
Gotta protect my king.
The chosen one!
Yeah...
Maurice, you are the chosen one.
Through your energy,
we will summon the
Great Jingle Jangle
to aid us in this battle.
Behold!
The Great Jingle
Jangle this way comes!
Oh, darn, spilled
the salt again.
Bad luck if you don't throw a
pinch over your left shoulder.
Did I do that?
I am so sorry.
Hey, Mo-Mo!
He can't hear me.
- Maurice!
- King Julien!
Oh, Mo-Mo!
I'm so happy you're alive.
I went to Frank-ri
La just to find you.
You know, not even death
could keep me from your
side, King Julien.
Sheesh, get a room, you two.
Oy, King Julien! I'm-a coming!
King Julien! I must join the
feet in this epic moment.
Stupid!
Mo-Mo, it's crazy...
but I think we could
actually win this thing.
- I will not lose this battle.
- Yes.
The easiest way to win is to
finish off Julien here and now!
No!
Die, Julien.
No!
Die!
No!
I'm okay!
It's about to get real.
That's Hebrew for goodbye.
Mmm. That's where
the secrets are.
Chapter doisprezece.
Xixi, here, reporting live
from the arranged marriage
of King Koto and the
crocodile princess, Amy.
One of the most glamorous
weddings, like, ev's.
♪ F-R-eekin'!
We're all gonna die!
Amy, this is your big day.
What are you wearing?
Dad made me wear it.
Dad, I hate you!
Hate, hate, hate!
Drama.
Honey, sweetness.
I can fix it.
Today is my wedding day.
Ha-ruh!
And to commemorate
this romantic moment,
I have something big planned.
I'm going to set you all free
and give Julien
back his kingdom...
is something you will
never hear me say.
Oh!
Because I'm saying this, as a
wedding gift to my Amy-waimy,
these six prisoners
will be sacrificed.
- What did he say?
- Oh, ho, I'm too young.
A wedding and a sacrifice?
Let's see what the little people
have to say about the big day.
Idiot.
King Julien's up there
awaiting execution.
They're all gonna die!
Ooh, I'm hoping for white cake.
What a big, big day!
- Hmm?
- Julien,
- I want to give you a parting gift.
- Whoa!
Oh! Is it the centerpieces? Yes!
Candied bees on silk flowers
stemming from a whimsical
brandy snifter.
Tres mani... Nice.
Those are for guests only.
Any last words, Julien?
Oh, you know it.
Couldn't let you get married
without me saying a little
somethin' somethin'.
When I found out Koto
was getting married,
I was like, "What? That's totally cray.
Totally!"
Not to mention I
was on a zeppelin
full of Russian space
monkeys at the time.
Talk about crazy.
Oh, yeah.
That guy knows what I'm
talkin' 'bout, right there.
Check him out.
You should have seen
the look on his face,
wearing women's underpants
and covered in bat guano.
Those were good times.
Anyhoo, just throwing
it out there that, uh,
this would be the perfect
time for somebody...
Clover...
Sorry, excuse me, to rescue us.
Clover.
Or anybody.
Rescue cough, Clover.
Mary Ann!
- Huh?
- I'll rescue you!
- Hmm.
- Mary Ann!
But the time for the
sacrifice has come.
- To kick off my wedding ceremony.
- Huh?
- Huh?
- We will not die this day.
Enough! Let's have an execution!
Ha-ruh!
Who's up first? Let's see.
Eenie-meenie, ex-King Julien.
Allow me to show you the last
chair your booty will ever grace.
The Chair of Doom.
Oh! Is that crushed velvet?
Very comfy.
Just let me get a little...
Just let me get my stank on it.
Really get it in there.
Is this supposed to be
my, uh, Chair of Doom?
Does it come in different
colors or fabrics?
Because depending
upon the season...
No. It doesn't come in
different colors and fabrics.
It does, however, come
with attachments.
Oh.
Aah!
Scream all you want, Julien.
I locked up Clover
just to be safe.
So there's no one left to
come to your aid. No one.
Somebody help!
This can't be how it ends.
It just can't be.
To come all this way and...
fail.
No, I refuse to let that happen.
I have to do something.
But what?
What would Sage do?
Through deep meditation, I
separate soul and flesh.
Then my aura slips through
the bars and grabs the key.
It's almost too simple.
Okay, okay, I will calm myself,
and through deep meditation,
my soul will leave my body
and open the cage door.
Okay, calm, calm.
Yes! It's working!
No!
Oh, come on!
King Julien. I have to stop this.
I have to...
Wait, what?
Except my soul can't seem
to grab a hold of anything.
Stupid soul fingers!
Everything is moving
really slowly.
And I... Sage!
Together, we can do this. Sage?
Sage! Wake up! I need your help.
You've reached Sage Moondancer.
You've reached Sage Moondancer.
My soul's not in right now
because I've had a nuclear
meltdown in my head...
and it was, like, really scary.
Like, really.
Taking a little soul vacay
to recharge the old batteries.
Leave heart kisses at the beep.
Beep.
Great! My soul can't
touch anything
and Sage has gone on vacation.
How am I gonna find him?
Wait a minute. I
know that vomit.
Jarsh-Jarsh?
Yes, Clover.
It is the Jarsh-Jarsh.
Rise, child, rise.
Oh, my word, it's full of stars.
Is that soul vomit?
Wow! No words, Jarsh-Jarsh.
Really. Just no words.
Jarsh-Jarsh, I need your help.
I need Sage to save King Julien,
but Sage is gone. We...
Yeah, mentally.
Hut, hut, hut. Not gone. Hiding.
Sadly, I know not where.
But I know someone who does.
Oh, Jarsh-Jarsh, thank you!
Oh!
Even your soul smells a bit off,
if you know what I'm sayin'.
Huh?
- Clover, I give you Sage's soul-animal.
- Er...
The majestic butterfly.
Hi, Clover. It's me Brendan.
Brendan?
Brendan.
Clover, you gotta help Sage. You
just gotta. He's in trouble.
I feel his tears hot on
my proboscis-eternal.
I want to help, Brendan. Where is he?
Can you take me to him?
Sure, climb on.
But you gotta say
the magic words.
- Hmm?
- It's "Yah!"
Yah, Brendan! Yah!
Sage, you all right?
What ails thee?
Wait, hold on. Why'd I say that?
That was weird. Sage!
Clover, my rage is too strong.
I must abide here in
the land of mushrooms.
For if I unleash my rage, I
will destroy the planet.
Sage, we can save King Julien.
We are the ultimate
weapon, remember?
You and me? Together?
We can do this.
But I am afraid!
I will be right there with you.
I will help you control
your rage, Sage.
That rhymed. Never mind.
Oh, did it again. Ha!
Anyway, we will do this.
You and me, together.
Just take my hand.
Sage, take it. Take my hand.
Yah!
Look, Clover.
It's ultimate weapon time.
Can we just talk about
this for a little minute?
Huh?
Oy, you slankers.
Leggo my Julien!
Wow!
Wow. That Sage guy is...
Dad, I want him. Get him for me.
Dad!
Oh, my, I don't even
know what to do
with that information, Amy.
In fact, this whole
wedding is off.
But Dad.
Not another word, Amy.
Oh!
Thank you, Sage. Clover.
Clover Sage. Is that like Clage?
Or Sover.
I like Clager.
This doesn't end until
Julien is destroyed.
Get down, your majesty.
Glaswegian kiss!
That felt good.
Gotta get back to the fight.
Namaste.
Oh, yeah! That's what
I'm talking about.
Eat it, Koto! Eat it dry.
With no sauces.
Please.
Do you really think
you've changed
anything with your little show?
Look around you, Julien.
My blond-haired
buffoon of a brother
has only delayed the inevitable.
A few measly guards. Big deal.
I have an entire army.
Assemble the army. Stand to, my legions.
Stand to.
Ha-ruh!
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...
Oh, golly, that's a
lot of big strapping
mountain lemur soldiers,
your majesty.
What do we do now?
Now, Ted? Now...
we fear tinkle.
Way ahead of you, King J.
Oh, my.
Cunning,
but I have yet to unleash
my greatest backup
plan of all time.
I have constructed a space
station of immense proportions
with an unstoppable
weapons platform.
And I will now use it
to decimate Koto...
and his army. I give
you, the Karl-star!
Karl? Just one eensy question.
Why wasn't this plan A?
I mean, seriously, dude. Get
your priorities together.
Oh, I have my
priorities together.
Watch as the power of the
Karl-star blocks out the sun!
What...
Stand your ground,
mountain lemurs.
What kind of vile
sorcery is this?
All I need do is press
this one button
and Koto's army is finished!
Ooh, I want to press it.
Can I press the button?
Can I? I want to press it.
Um, logic police here,
pepper spray of skepticism
right in your faces!
Won't that crazy space
laser destroy us, too?
Ted, please. I'm sure Karl
has it all figured out.
He's very smart.
It's just math, Ted.
Simple math. Now, just let me...
No! Not that one!
See? I told you there was
nothing to worry about.
It was this button.
Yeah, kinda figured that out
after I pushed the other one.
You know, Julien, I must say, I
really am going to miss you.
You never cease to amuse,
and what's life without
a little laughter.
But the time has come to
end this once and for all.
Mountain lemurs, destroy Julien.
Listen, I wanted to thank you
guys for all you've done.
But I'm afraid there's
no way we can
beat all those mountain lemurs.
There must be thousands of them.
Like thousands. It's finished.
Yeah. If this is the end, my
love, maybe just one last sip...
Oh, Horst.
I... I never stopped loving you.
Love here at the
end of all things.
Oy.
That's pretty good,
is that licorice?
Whee!
Huh?
Whee!
Gasp! It's raining Morts!
Hallelujah!
Oh, Mort!
I'm coming, my king!
I am here to save you!
That little closet
elf found an army.
But will it be enough?
Hu-rah! Look at me.
I'm driving a zeppelin full
of Russian space monkeys.
Did not see that coming.
I hope those Russian
space monkeys are okay.
Oh, the chimpanity!
Totally cool that those
Russian oligarchs
gave these jet packs to us.
I know, right?
Oh!
King Julien, it's me, Maurice.
And I've brought
the bell people!
Maurice?
Maurice!
Mo-Mo!
Ringo, I am scared.
Fear not, Dingbert,
it is as the Great
Jingle Jangle foretold.
The War of the Beasts
has truly begun.
Fight! Fight back!
Come on, everybody! Get into the battle!
We can do this!
We can do this battle,
come on, we can do this!
Gonna get me what's mine, y'all.
Look out for the thunder.
Good shot, Ted.
That one!
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, Uncle, join the fun.
You know, I think I'd
rather be leaving...
No!
Wow, your uncle sure
has some heft to him.
Did you see that? He took out, like, five.
Thanks, Uncle.
Oh, he's still going.
- Oh, my tush.
- Way to go, Unc. Oh!
That's gotta hurt.
Is that a spear?
That's gonna leave a scar.
Wear it like a badge!
Brendan. Clover.
Like a war battle scar.
Follow me, men. Grenade mode!
Stupid!
- Stupid!
- Stupid!
Wonder-todd-activate!
That's my baby. Go for
the jugular, angel!
Whoa!
Whose side are we on Trent?
We are on our side.
All these other creatures
are so repulsive.
Just a second, boys. I
want grandchildren.
Fire!
No!
Whee!
I don't understand a word you're
singing, and I don't care.
Attica! Attica!
Good on ya, Sage!
The pinata of truth has
spilled its sweet seed,
and my heart wants to invite
you to the soul picnic.
Right, yeah.
Gonna have to take a
little rain check
on the ol' soul picnic.
'Cause I've got some
more urgent business.
Gotta protect my king.
The chosen one!
Yeah...
Maurice, you are the chosen one.
Through your energy,
we will summon the
Great Jingle Jangle
to aid us in this battle.
Behold!
The Great Jingle
Jangle this way comes!
Oh, darn, spilled
the salt again.
Bad luck if you don't throw a
pinch over your left shoulder.
Did I do that?
I am so sorry.
Hey, Mo-Mo!
He can't hear me.
- Maurice!
- King Julien!
Oh, Mo-Mo!
I'm so happy you're alive.
I went to Frank-ri
La just to find you.
You know, not even death
could keep me from your
side, King Julien.
Sheesh, get a room, you two.
Oy, King Julien! I'm-a coming!
King Julien! I must join the
feet in this epic moment.
Stupid!
Mo-Mo, it's crazy...
but I think we could
actually win this thing.
- I will not lose this battle.
- Yes.
The easiest way to win is to
finish off Julien here and now!
No!
Die, Julien.
No!
Die!
No!