All Hail King Julien (2014–2017): Season 1, Episode 7 - He Blinded Me with Science - full transcript
Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.
{\i1}♪ All hail King Julien! ♪{\i0}
Welcome to our biannual
nature ceremony,
the Soggy Solstice!
Raise your empty water
barrels to the sky
so that Kevin, the
god of precipitation,
will fill them
with moist riches.
For if we do not have
water, what will happen?
[all] Our insides will dry out!
Exactly.
And to perform the
traditional rain dance...
King Julien!
Your Majesty, that's your cue.
Bow, left foot over right
foot, kick-ball change.
Or is it running man
then kick-ball change?
Ah! I can't follow steps!
I go where my heinie takes me.
It's a gift.
Your Majesty, please.
The king has to perform
the dance as choreographed
or it won't rain.
Fine, but I'm not
going out there alone.
I need a friend by my side.
Oh, your Majesty,
I would be honored...
Where's Boombox?
Aw, yeah!
That's right, Kevin.
These moves are
all for you, baby.
Prepare to have
your god mind blown
and bring the rain, baby!
- What the...
- [murmuring]
Mystic music Boombox!
What's wrong?
Speak to me, old friend!
[cries] Maurice!
There's no tune. I'm
sorry, your Majesty.
Boombox is gone.
[crying] No!
Tragic.
Well, back to making it rain.
Rain?
Boombox is dead, you
heartless lizard!
I will never dance again,
which means no one
will dance again!
But your Majesty,
the nature gods require
the king to dance.
Can the gods give me back
my mystic music Boombox?
They don't work that way.
Then what good are they?
Find another chorus boy to
get jiggy for you, Kevin!
Come on, Boombox.
That was intentional!
Wait, wait. Where's
the king going?
We need rain!
Oh, I can already feel my
liver turning into jerky!
What if we drink our sweat?
Everyone put their barrels
under their armpits. Go!
This is really not good.
He'll come back... I hope.
I'll stall.
Hey, uh...
Sorry, deities...
and everybody else.
We are experiencing technical
and metaphysical difficulties.
Please stand by for the...
The comedy stylings of...
this guy!
- He kills me.
- Whoa. Uh, so...
Where's everybody from?
[all] Madagascar!
Right. Should've known that.
It should have been me.
I mean, not really,
I'm far too important.
But still, you will always be
in my heart, mystical Boombox.
Ashes to ashes, junk to junk.
Ouch!
Boombox? Is that you? Are
you haunting me already?
Help me!
Excuse me,
but why are you masquerading
as Boombox's ghost?
Hello? Are you unconscious
or just being rude?
I'm trapped.
True dat. Aren't we all
in one way or another?
Oh, you mean literally.
You need to be careful
around here, little fella.
Try wearing something
reflective perhaps.
Wow! It's been years.
That voice. That space
between your eyes.
No doubt there is royal blood
coursing through those veins.
Yup, I can smell the inbreeding.
A Julien King, am I right?
I'm right, right? Right.
No, of course. Yeah,
of course I'm right.
Timo.
And what is a "Timo"?
Where do I start? The beginning?
The end?
Nope, can't start there.
We haven't arrived yet.
I'm a tenrec.
Yeah.
And, uh, seeing as
I am not paralyzed,
I think I can help you.
Yep, figured her
for a set of D's.
It's a "she"? The
minx never let on.
There! Now for a
quick transplant.
It's... a miracle!
Why, thank you, kind sir.
Thank you, thank you, and...
Oh! Where are my manners?
Welcome to my laboratory.
You're a little
weird, aren't you?
Comes with the territory when
you're a scientist like me.
Scientist, you say?
Is that how you revived Boombox?
Are you some kind of god?
I always thought you
guys were taller.
Did you just call me a god?
Hm, charmer.
You're being weird again.
Uh, sorry. Not a god.
Science revived Boombox.
Actually, it
created Boombox too.
Science can pretty
much do anything.
Anything, you say? Hmm...
Tell me more about this...
science.
[lemur] The rain is
never gonna come!
[Ted] Oh, we're doomed!
And now for my big finish!
Sun!
Uh, we're going to take a
ten-minute intermission,
but don't go nowhere.
[Mort] I'm okay.
This is a disaster.
The King must return soon
or Kevin will take
his rain and go!
Hah! Huh! Why didn't anyone
call me when the King left?
I should be with him.
He's alone out there.
That's dangerous for everyone.
Listen here, girlie, don't
be layin' this on me.
You, me, and my
all-seeing tongue know
the ugly truth to
why you weren't here.
[Clover narrating]{\i1} "The warrior
princess {\i0}T{\i1}highsander Plunderhorse{\i0}
{\i1}came upon{\i0} {\i1}the
Unicorn cautiously..
{\i1}But the great beast was
{\i0}n{\i1}ot an enemy, for it said, {\i0}
{\i1}'I am not a true unicorn, {\i0}
{\i1}but an enchanted prince
{\i0}n{\i1}amed Norge Grendelfist..
{\i1}Kiss my horn, Thighsander,
a{\i0}n{\i1}d I am yours.'".{\i0}
My fan fiction is private,
and it better stay that way.
But where is King Julien?
My insides are dehydrating!
And I just coughed
up a handful of dust
that used to be my lungs!
We're all gonna die!
Please, everyone, calm down.
[Julien] What is
going on here, people?
You're acting like someone died.
Wro-o-o-ong!
- King Julien!
- He's back!
Boombox is alive!
It's a miracle!
Or Boombox isn't alive
and he's a zombie come
to eat our brains!
So the gods came
through after all.
Oh, Maurice, you poor,
simple-minded person.
The gods had nothing
to do with it.
My peoples of Madagascar,
I have had a vision
of the future,
and that vision
is called science!
What the gods once provided,
or didn't, if we were late for
our "sacrificial appointment,"
can now be provided by
these science magic devices,
which are so much
more convenient.
And this is the tenrec
who made it all possible.
Timo! Take a bow,
science magic guy!
Uh, full disclosure, absolutely
none of this is magic.
Timo the Science Wizard!
Let's give him a hand, people.
Although I do love
role playing games,
but you have to
bring your own dice
'cause that's how I roll.
Your Majesty, these
trinkets are fine,
but the kingdom is more
concerned about rain
than silly distractions.
Hoo-hoo-hoo! You gotta feel this!
Ah!
It's like someone breathing
their hot breath on you,
only it doesn't stink
like old mangoes.
I can feel the science
spirit moving through me!
It's a miracle! Oh-ho!
It appears the
people have spoken.
You were saying, Masikura?
- [machine dings]
- [all] Science!
Science!
Science. [Burps]
[whimpers] Don't eat me!
Science!
[chuckles] Now this is progress.
Feeeeeet.
Eh, why has my vibrating
foot fantasy wand
ceased its vibrating
foot fantasy?
Could you wear a bell or
something around your neck
so I know when you're around?
A word, King Julien?
Ugh, out of magic again.
Someone fetch me
the royal Sci-zard!
That's what I'm calling Timo.
It means "Science Wizard."
You wouldn't get it.
Eh, you just explained it.
Yet there you are, with that
totally-not-getting-it look
on your face.
The only thing I don't get
is you refusing to
honor sacred traditions!
Without rain, this
kingdom cannot survive.
No. Without this baby hand
fan, we cannot survive. See?
Timo, my royal wizard!
You've met Masikura,
the King's maybe once
but not-so-much-anymore
mystical advisor?
Wait! Are you firing me?
It's more of a "fire-tunity."
A whole new life that
doesn't involve working here.
What a gift I'm giving you.
You're welcome.
Generations of your ancestors
put their faith in me
and my ability to commune
with the nature gods.
And, hello, look
what it did for them.
Dead from "natural causes."
Timo's science can
actually make stuff.
Stuff called panini!
You will be sorry, King Julien!
You requested to see me?
Yes. My foot wand
needs more magic.
Should just need a charge.
Whatever you say, Science...
Warlock?
- No.
- Witch doctor?
No.
Enchanter? Necromancer?
Spell caster? Mage?
No to all of those.
Eh, you'll figure it out.
What a team we are. With
science as my copilot,
nothing could
possibly go wrong...
ever!
For many seasons,
I served as mystic advisor
to the royal court.
- Where did it get me?
- Where you goin'?
Oh, hello, Mort. I am going...
Well, I don't know.
Really? Well, um, I got some
extra space in my stump.
Well, I don't...
Aw, come on!
Where else you gonna go
now that no one wants you?
Sorry. Word gets
around, you know.
Well, I could use a place
to regroup for a few days.
Yay! New roomie!
Wait, weren't you already
rooming with Horst?
Oh, yeah. That didn't work out.
He had a problem with
my sleep hugging.
Your sleep hugging?
Yeah, you know. It's
like sleepwalking
only I end up in
your bed hugging you.
I get so scared at night.
Sometimes it's nice to be held.
Only a few days
ago, we had no idea
how science magic and
its offspring appliances,
would change our lives.
No longer do we have to wait
for the gods to blow stuff up.
Science can do it for us.
Standing around while the
gods grow our mangoes?
Forget that!
Science shoves mangoes
right into our mouths.
I love you, science! [burps]
Instant gratification. [giggles]
King Julien, look at this!
Woo-hoo! Science totally
owned that jungle.
Could Kevin destroy
a rain forest
with a bunch of food processors?
- I think not.
My blender has stopped.
I can't drink my smoothie.
It's too chunky!
What happened to my food?
I'll starve!
King Julien, what's going on?
Do I look like tech
support, Maurice?
Sci-zard!
Oh, my...
Uh, yeah. We're having
magic issues again.
Don't make me regret
that I'm paying you.
Are you paying me?
Would I remember that?
Yes, I'd remember that.
No, you're not paying me.
Really?
Hey, nice work, K.J.
Oh, don't mention it.
Looks like a power surge.
Wha... A power...?
Magic surge.
Probably tripped a breaker
or breaked a tripper,
which by the way is the
name of my fictional band.
I'm gonna need to make a
trip down to my workshop.
Not alone, you're not.
You're taking Clover
with you for protection.
You're family now, Timo.
Haven't I always wanted
a brother, Maurice?
I can't remember
you ever wanting...
Don't listen to him.
You changed my life,
you glorious, little Science...
- Sorcerer?
- No.
Elf?
Wow! You really have
rough, dry skin, roomie.
You know, I have a lotion
made from my own tears.
My skin is rough because
I have scales, Mort.
Oh. That's so sad.
Don't worry, I'll
keep your secret.
- Eh, I'm going to take a bath.
- Ow! Okay.
No water. You know,
you try to warn them.
Try to be the good lizard.
Do they listen? No! They... Wah!
Oh, this is so much fun.
I feel just like we're sisters.
You're not a girl, Mort.
I'll never be alone
because you're here.
Roomies forever.
So, you must be pretty smart
to know about this
science magic stuff.
Eh, it's a blessing and a curse.
For instance, I can smell
the pheromones secreting
from your musk gland
and know that you
don't have a mate.
That's the blessing.
The curse is that I
just said that out loud.
Here we go.
Uh! Oh! Ah! Timo,
get out of there!
All hope is lost!
What's happening?!
Your Majesty, you have
to tell the people
everything will be all
right without science.
But without science,
how will I use my
fondue fountain?
What will become of
my garment steamer?
We've been though worse!
Clearly you have not
experienced my fondue fountain.
Everything tastes so much
better covered in chocolate.
We've got a problem.
- Really?
- Where's Timo?
Science has
abandoned us, Clover.
This is no time to
have misplaced him.
He's back at the Cove.
The magic making
generator is on fire,
and a flame is headed this way!
But we will get our
appliances back, right?
- Julien!
- Yes, all right, I know!
The kingdom before
melty goodness.
To the royal water reserves!
- Oh.
- [Maurice] Empty.
No problem. To
the royal hot tub!
Oh. I've hit worse bottoms.
No problem. To the...
- Oh, wait, that's it.
Your Majesty, that flame
will be here any minute,
and if it catches the
baobab tree on fire...
Oh, buckle-up your
worry pants, Clover.
Our kingdom is in a
natural rain forest.
We wait for the sky to
make rain, and voosh...
Rain beats fire.
Except we haven't
had any rain for days
because you never
did your rain dance!
Wait. That's what
the dance was for?
You know that was what
the dance was for!
I must have forgotten.
It was years ago.
- It was yesterday.
- I was in shock, Maurice!
Boomy-box had just died.
Clearly you have never
loved with passion!
It's still not too late.
A five, six, seven, eight...
Kick-ball change, jazz hands.
Ah! Why isn't it working?!
The gods must be mad you
chose science over them.
Yes. Besides being
the god of moisture,
Kevin is also the
most sensitive.
Perhaps if I offered
him a yogurt maker...
Or you apologize to Masikura
and she makes this right.
You're leaving?
[gasps] Yes.
I've had a... vision of what
will happen if I stay here.
It's not pretty.
But I had so many plans.
I was hoping you
would braid my hair.
Mort, you don't have any...
Look again, girlfriend.
Just a little something
I picked up in the
cove of wonders.
Roomie, do you like?
Okay, then...
Buh-bye!
What if I don't want you to go?
Well, then I'd be
forced to do this.
Wha...?
You can keep the
security deposit.
King Julien, what
are you doing here?
No clue. Bye!
Your Majesty, don't you have
something to say to Masikura?
Oh, yes, right.
I wanted to say...
[muttering] sorry for
mocking your rain ceremony.
Please come back to work for me.
- What?
- What? I didn't say anything.
- King Julien!
- Fine!
[loudly] I wanted to say I'm sorry
for mocking your rain ceremony.
Please come back to work for me.
Oh, really? So
you're apologizing?
Well, that's too bad because
I'm very happy where I am...
Hi.
Uh, yes.
I... love it here.
Like you said, my
new life is a gift.
Please, Masikura!
A fire is heading
toward the kingdom!
It's too late. The time
for rain has passed.
I warned you not to forsake
the gods, King Julien,
and now, science has
doomed your kingdom.
[Timo] Not necessarily!
Science created a little
thing called a "garden hose"!
Yeah. Makes big tinkle-tinkle
to put out the fire,
which is almost here!
Wait. Don't we need water,
which we are out of, to
make Timo's hose work?
Oh, yeah.
Fortunately for science,
the gods may know a way to
get your hose working again.
- Fire!
- It's Armageddon!
One of nature's greatest
tricks is disguise,
but the gods always leave a sign
where water can be found.
Moist decaying matter
rich in insect droppings.
Wow. I would love to rut here.
This is the sign.
If we dig, we will find water.
Hold the cow. Are
you saying that
a super power wonder twins
team-up of science and the gods
could make it rain
and save the kingdom?
[both] Yes.
You, go!
Bring on the rain, baby!
The hose! It's all swollen!
We have to "un-swole" it!
I can fix it!
- You can?
- Yes!
- How?
- With dance!
My rain dance! Somebody
drop me a beat.
{\i1}♪ Body, body, body,
body {\i0}M{\i1}ove your body ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Make sure you
don't {\i0}h{\i1}urt nobody ♪{\i0}
[sighs] Well, Maurice,
it appears your king has
brought the rain after all.
Ah, no.
Timo and Masikura
brought the rain.
Uh, I did the dance, man.
Those steps weren't
easy, you know.
Hey, everybody!
Undead Boombox has something
s{\i1}he w{\i0}ants to tell you.
It's the Soggy Solstice, people!
What are you all
standing around for?
Hi.
{\i1}♪ Yeah, this is it{\i0} {\i1}It's
where we all ragin' ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ We're callin' this
{\i0}O{\i1}peration Love ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Make it about the
love {\i0}f{\i1}rom the inside ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Double up, let it
all out {\i0}N{\i1}o cover up ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Oh, I'mma dance, me-ow ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Oh, come on{\i0} {\i1}Break it down ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Whinny like nobody there ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ We over here like "yeah" ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's go ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's go ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's go ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Are you ready? ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Everybody in the house ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's party! ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's go ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's go ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Let's go ♪{\i0}
Welcome to our biannual
nature ceremony,
the Soggy Solstice!
Raise your empty water
barrels to the sky
so that Kevin, the
god of precipitation,
will fill them
with moist riches.
For if we do not have
water, what will happen?
[all] Our insides will dry out!
Exactly.
And to perform the
traditional rain dance...
King Julien!
Your Majesty, that's your cue.
Bow, left foot over right
foot, kick-ball change.
Or is it running man
then kick-ball change?
Ah! I can't follow steps!
I go where my heinie takes me.
It's a gift.
Your Majesty, please.
The king has to perform
the dance as choreographed
or it won't rain.
Fine, but I'm not
going out there alone.
I need a friend by my side.
Oh, your Majesty,
I would be honored...
Where's Boombox?
Aw, yeah!
That's right, Kevin.
These moves are
all for you, baby.
Prepare to have
your god mind blown
and bring the rain, baby!
- What the...
- [murmuring]
Mystic music Boombox!
What's wrong?
Speak to me, old friend!
[cries] Maurice!
There's no tune. I'm
sorry, your Majesty.
Boombox is gone.
[crying] No!
Tragic.
Well, back to making it rain.
Rain?
Boombox is dead, you
heartless lizard!
I will never dance again,
which means no one
will dance again!
But your Majesty,
the nature gods require
the king to dance.
Can the gods give me back
my mystic music Boombox?
They don't work that way.
Then what good are they?
Find another chorus boy to
get jiggy for you, Kevin!
Come on, Boombox.
That was intentional!
Wait, wait. Where's
the king going?
We need rain!
Oh, I can already feel my
liver turning into jerky!
What if we drink our sweat?
Everyone put their barrels
under their armpits. Go!
This is really not good.
He'll come back... I hope.
I'll stall.
Hey, uh...
Sorry, deities...
and everybody else.
We are experiencing technical
and metaphysical difficulties.
Please stand by for the...
The comedy stylings of...
this guy!
- He kills me.
- Whoa. Uh, so...
Where's everybody from?
[all] Madagascar!
Right. Should've known that.
It should have been me.
I mean, not really,
I'm far too important.
But still, you will always be
in my heart, mystical Boombox.
Ashes to ashes, junk to junk.
Ouch!
Boombox? Is that you? Are
you haunting me already?
Help me!
Excuse me,
but why are you masquerading
as Boombox's ghost?
Hello? Are you unconscious
or just being rude?
I'm trapped.
True dat. Aren't we all
in one way or another?
Oh, you mean literally.
You need to be careful
around here, little fella.
Try wearing something
reflective perhaps.
Wow! It's been years.
That voice. That space
between your eyes.
No doubt there is royal blood
coursing through those veins.
Yup, I can smell the inbreeding.
A Julien King, am I right?
I'm right, right? Right.
No, of course. Yeah,
of course I'm right.
Timo.
And what is a "Timo"?
Where do I start? The beginning?
The end?
Nope, can't start there.
We haven't arrived yet.
I'm a tenrec.
Yeah.
And, uh, seeing as
I am not paralyzed,
I think I can help you.
Yep, figured her
for a set of D's.
It's a "she"? The
minx never let on.
There! Now for a
quick transplant.
It's... a miracle!
Why, thank you, kind sir.
Thank you, thank you, and...
Oh! Where are my manners?
Welcome to my laboratory.
You're a little
weird, aren't you?
Comes with the territory when
you're a scientist like me.
Scientist, you say?
Is that how you revived Boombox?
Are you some kind of god?
I always thought you
guys were taller.
Did you just call me a god?
Hm, charmer.
You're being weird again.
Uh, sorry. Not a god.
Science revived Boombox.
Actually, it
created Boombox too.
Science can pretty
much do anything.
Anything, you say? Hmm...
Tell me more about this...
science.
[lemur] The rain is
never gonna come!
[Ted] Oh, we're doomed!
And now for my big finish!
Sun!
Uh, we're going to take a
ten-minute intermission,
but don't go nowhere.
[Mort] I'm okay.
This is a disaster.
The King must return soon
or Kevin will take
his rain and go!
Hah! Huh! Why didn't anyone
call me when the King left?
I should be with him.
He's alone out there.
That's dangerous for everyone.
Listen here, girlie, don't
be layin' this on me.
You, me, and my
all-seeing tongue know
the ugly truth to
why you weren't here.
[Clover narrating]{\i1} "The warrior
princess {\i0}T{\i1}highsander Plunderhorse{\i0}
{\i1}came upon{\i0} {\i1}the
Unicorn cautiously..
{\i1}But the great beast was
{\i0}n{\i1}ot an enemy, for it said, {\i0}
{\i1}'I am not a true unicorn, {\i0}
{\i1}but an enchanted prince
{\i0}n{\i1}amed Norge Grendelfist..
{\i1}Kiss my horn, Thighsander,
a{\i0}n{\i1}d I am yours.'".{\i0}
My fan fiction is private,
and it better stay that way.
But where is King Julien?
My insides are dehydrating!
And I just coughed
up a handful of dust
that used to be my lungs!
We're all gonna die!
Please, everyone, calm down.
[Julien] What is
going on here, people?
You're acting like someone died.
Wro-o-o-ong!
- King Julien!
- He's back!
Boombox is alive!
It's a miracle!
Or Boombox isn't alive
and he's a zombie come
to eat our brains!
So the gods came
through after all.
Oh, Maurice, you poor,
simple-minded person.
The gods had nothing
to do with it.
My peoples of Madagascar,
I have had a vision
of the future,
and that vision
is called science!
What the gods once provided,
or didn't, if we were late for
our "sacrificial appointment,"
can now be provided by
these science magic devices,
which are so much
more convenient.
And this is the tenrec
who made it all possible.
Timo! Take a bow,
science magic guy!
Uh, full disclosure, absolutely
none of this is magic.
Timo the Science Wizard!
Let's give him a hand, people.
Although I do love
role playing games,
but you have to
bring your own dice
'cause that's how I roll.
Your Majesty, these
trinkets are fine,
but the kingdom is more
concerned about rain
than silly distractions.
Hoo-hoo-hoo! You gotta feel this!
Ah!
It's like someone breathing
their hot breath on you,
only it doesn't stink
like old mangoes.
I can feel the science
spirit moving through me!
It's a miracle! Oh-ho!
It appears the
people have spoken.
You were saying, Masikura?
- [machine dings]
- [all] Science!
Science!
Science. [Burps]
[whimpers] Don't eat me!
Science!
[chuckles] Now this is progress.
Feeeeeet.
Eh, why has my vibrating
foot fantasy wand
ceased its vibrating
foot fantasy?
Could you wear a bell or
something around your neck
so I know when you're around?
A word, King Julien?
Ugh, out of magic again.
Someone fetch me
the royal Sci-zard!
That's what I'm calling Timo.
It means "Science Wizard."
You wouldn't get it.
Eh, you just explained it.
Yet there you are, with that
totally-not-getting-it look
on your face.
The only thing I don't get
is you refusing to
honor sacred traditions!
Without rain, this
kingdom cannot survive.
No. Without this baby hand
fan, we cannot survive. See?
Timo, my royal wizard!
You've met Masikura,
the King's maybe once
but not-so-much-anymore
mystical advisor?
Wait! Are you firing me?
It's more of a "fire-tunity."
A whole new life that
doesn't involve working here.
What a gift I'm giving you.
You're welcome.
Generations of your ancestors
put their faith in me
and my ability to commune
with the nature gods.
And, hello, look
what it did for them.
Dead from "natural causes."
Timo's science can
actually make stuff.
Stuff called panini!
You will be sorry, King Julien!
You requested to see me?
Yes. My foot wand
needs more magic.
Should just need a charge.
Whatever you say, Science...
Warlock?
- No.
- Witch doctor?
No.
Enchanter? Necromancer?
Spell caster? Mage?
No to all of those.
Eh, you'll figure it out.
What a team we are. With
science as my copilot,
nothing could
possibly go wrong...
ever!
For many seasons,
I served as mystic advisor
to the royal court.
- Where did it get me?
- Where you goin'?
Oh, hello, Mort. I am going...
Well, I don't know.
Really? Well, um, I got some
extra space in my stump.
Well, I don't...
Aw, come on!
Where else you gonna go
now that no one wants you?
Sorry. Word gets
around, you know.
Well, I could use a place
to regroup for a few days.
Yay! New roomie!
Wait, weren't you already
rooming with Horst?
Oh, yeah. That didn't work out.
He had a problem with
my sleep hugging.
Your sleep hugging?
Yeah, you know. It's
like sleepwalking
only I end up in
your bed hugging you.
I get so scared at night.
Sometimes it's nice to be held.
Only a few days
ago, we had no idea
how science magic and
its offspring appliances,
would change our lives.
No longer do we have to wait
for the gods to blow stuff up.
Science can do it for us.
Standing around while the
gods grow our mangoes?
Forget that!
Science shoves mangoes
right into our mouths.
I love you, science! [burps]
Instant gratification. [giggles]
King Julien, look at this!
Woo-hoo! Science totally
owned that jungle.
Could Kevin destroy
a rain forest
with a bunch of food processors?
- I think not.
My blender has stopped.
I can't drink my smoothie.
It's too chunky!
What happened to my food?
I'll starve!
King Julien, what's going on?
Do I look like tech
support, Maurice?
Sci-zard!
Oh, my...
Uh, yeah. We're having
magic issues again.
Don't make me regret
that I'm paying you.
Are you paying me?
Would I remember that?
Yes, I'd remember that.
No, you're not paying me.
Really?
Hey, nice work, K.J.
Oh, don't mention it.
Looks like a power surge.
Wha... A power...?
Magic surge.
Probably tripped a breaker
or breaked a tripper,
which by the way is the
name of my fictional band.
I'm gonna need to make a
trip down to my workshop.
Not alone, you're not.
You're taking Clover
with you for protection.
You're family now, Timo.
Haven't I always wanted
a brother, Maurice?
I can't remember
you ever wanting...
Don't listen to him.
You changed my life,
you glorious, little Science...
- Sorcerer?
- No.
Elf?
Wow! You really have
rough, dry skin, roomie.
You know, I have a lotion
made from my own tears.
My skin is rough because
I have scales, Mort.
Oh. That's so sad.
Don't worry, I'll
keep your secret.
- Eh, I'm going to take a bath.
- Ow! Okay.
No water. You know,
you try to warn them.
Try to be the good lizard.
Do they listen? No! They... Wah!
Oh, this is so much fun.
I feel just like we're sisters.
You're not a girl, Mort.
I'll never be alone
because you're here.
Roomies forever.
So, you must be pretty smart
to know about this
science magic stuff.
Eh, it's a blessing and a curse.
For instance, I can smell
the pheromones secreting
from your musk gland
and know that you
don't have a mate.
That's the blessing.
The curse is that I
just said that out loud.
Here we go.
Uh! Oh! Ah! Timo,
get out of there!
All hope is lost!
What's happening?!
Your Majesty, you have
to tell the people
everything will be all
right without science.
But without science,
how will I use my
fondue fountain?
What will become of
my garment steamer?
We've been though worse!
Clearly you have not
experienced my fondue fountain.
Everything tastes so much
better covered in chocolate.
We've got a problem.
- Really?
- Where's Timo?
Science has
abandoned us, Clover.
This is no time to
have misplaced him.
He's back at the Cove.
The magic making
generator is on fire,
and a flame is headed this way!
But we will get our
appliances back, right?
- Julien!
- Yes, all right, I know!
The kingdom before
melty goodness.
To the royal water reserves!
- Oh.
- [Maurice] Empty.
No problem. To
the royal hot tub!
Oh. I've hit worse bottoms.
No problem. To the...
- Oh, wait, that's it.
Your Majesty, that flame
will be here any minute,
and if it catches the
baobab tree on fire...
Oh, buckle-up your
worry pants, Clover.
Our kingdom is in a
natural rain forest.
We wait for the sky to
make rain, and voosh...
Rain beats fire.
Except we haven't
had any rain for days
because you never
did your rain dance!
Wait. That's what
the dance was for?
You know that was what
the dance was for!
I must have forgotten.
It was years ago.
- It was yesterday.
- I was in shock, Maurice!
Boomy-box had just died.
Clearly you have never
loved with passion!
It's still not too late.
A five, six, seven, eight...
Kick-ball change, jazz hands.
Ah! Why isn't it working?!
The gods must be mad you
chose science over them.
Yes. Besides being
the god of moisture,
Kevin is also the
most sensitive.
Perhaps if I offered
him a yogurt maker...
Or you apologize to Masikura
and she makes this right.
You're leaving?
[gasps] Yes.
I've had a... vision of what
will happen if I stay here.
It's not pretty.
But I had so many plans.
I was hoping you
would braid my hair.
Mort, you don't have any...
Look again, girlfriend.
Just a little something
I picked up in the
cove of wonders.
Roomie, do you like?
Okay, then...
Buh-bye!
What if I don't want you to go?
Well, then I'd be
forced to do this.
Wha...?
You can keep the
security deposit.
King Julien, what
are you doing here?
No clue. Bye!
Your Majesty, don't you have
something to say to Masikura?
Oh, yes, right.
I wanted to say...
[muttering] sorry for
mocking your rain ceremony.
Please come back to work for me.
- What?
- What? I didn't say anything.
- King Julien!
- Fine!
[loudly] I wanted to say I'm sorry
for mocking your rain ceremony.
Please come back to work for me.
Oh, really? So
you're apologizing?
Well, that's too bad because
I'm very happy where I am...
Hi.
Uh, yes.
I... love it here.
Like you said, my
new life is a gift.
Please, Masikura!
A fire is heading
toward the kingdom!
It's too late. The time
for rain has passed.
I warned you not to forsake
the gods, King Julien,
and now, science has
doomed your kingdom.
[Timo] Not necessarily!
Science created a little
thing called a "garden hose"!
Yeah. Makes big tinkle-tinkle
to put out the fire,
which is almost here!
Wait. Don't we need water,
which we are out of, to
make Timo's hose work?
Oh, yeah.
Fortunately for science,
the gods may know a way to
get your hose working again.
- Fire!
- It's Armageddon!
One of nature's greatest
tricks is disguise,
but the gods always leave a sign
where water can be found.
Moist decaying matter
rich in insect droppings.
Wow. I would love to rut here.
This is the sign.
If we dig, we will find water.
Hold the cow. Are
you saying that
a super power wonder twins
team-up of science and the gods
could make it rain
and save the kingdom?
[both] Yes.
You, go!
Bring on the rain, baby!
The hose! It's all swollen!
We have to "un-swole" it!
I can fix it!
- You can?
- Yes!
- How?
- With dance!
My rain dance! Somebody
drop me a beat.
{\i1}♪ Body, body, body,
body {\i0}M{\i1}ove your body ♪{\i0}
{\i1}♪ Make sure you
don't {\i0}h{\i1}urt nobody ♪{\i0}
[sighs] Well, Maurice,
it appears your king has
brought the rain after all.
Ah, no.
Timo and Masikura
brought the rain.
Uh, I did the dance, man.
Those steps weren't
easy, you know.
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