Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 5, Episode 9 - All Your Fault - full transcript
Lemongrab sends a distress message to the Candy Kingdom which Finn and Jake respond to.
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What the?
"Mmm, Princess Bubblegum,
we are starving.
Immediately send us
all of your candy.
How dare you.
Ours, Lemongrabs."
Bullgunk! I left them a lifetime
supply of candy!
Hey, Finn! Hey, Jake!
Can you come up here?
I have a job for you!
- Okay!
Sorry, CB, we'll finish
this up later.
Hey, "Preebs."
Hey, guys, I got a letter from
the Earls of Lemongrab.
They've gone through all the
food that I've sent them.
This case contains precious
candy seeds
for the Lemongrabs
to grow new food.
So, I need you two to deliver
these seeds to Lemon Castle.
For sure, we'll do it.
Good luck,
gentlemen!
Hup!
Bye, girlfriend!
Hey, Lemongrabs!
You home?
Holy!
Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake!
Oh, gross! No!
Kiss it!
Aah!
Sorry, dudes, we got no food.
No food.
Hey!
Uh!
Hey! Weirdos!
Get the birthday cake!
Are you lemon?
Whoa!
What the thing is up
with this guy?
Does your head come
to a nub?
What?
You are un-lemon.
Yeah. Cool, man.
Hey, do you know wh-
I am Lemonjon.
I see you made it past our
lemon... mmm...
"mmer-ringue-gerie."
Wait. What?
They're quite hungry.
Yeah, what the heck's
going on here?
There is no food...
only lemons.
Lemons with bellies empty
but for their lemon lusts.
Whatever, Lemonjon.
We've got to give those dumb
butts these seeds.
Where should we go?
Mmmmmmmmm...
My senses tell me
that they're in the dungeon.
They've been there
for three weeks.
Three weeks, dungeon.
I wonder who put them
in there?
I don't know, but we
gotta bust them out!
Which way to the dungeon,
Lemonjon?
- Oh, cool.
- Thanks, man!
Yeah, thanks, man!
Hmm!
Hmm.
Yo, lemonwipes!
Euch.
Uh, maybe we should hold
hands... for safety.
Yeah, sure.
So, where do you want
to look ne...
Nyah!
Uh, Finn?!
Oh, sorry, dude!
Stay close to me.
Nope!
Aah!
I think this is it.
All locked up.
There they are!
Hey, Lemongrabs, we're here!
We're gonna get you out!
Just hold tight!
Go away. No food here.
Maybe the kidnapper's
in there, too, coercing them.
It's probably the grossest
one of all, too...
beet-red skin, barf,
poopin' all its junk-sculpture.
Ugh, stop it.
You're just makin' it worse.
Let's just get this
over with.
Lemongrabs,
you are free!
They broke the door!
The door is broken now!
Fix the door!
Fix the door?
What? What?
Fix the door? Fix? What?
What's going on here?
"Fix the door?"
Finn, what's going on?
"Fix the door?"
It doesn't matter anymore.
There is no more candy
to hoard.
Let them keep
what crumbs they find.
For there are no crumbs.
♪♪ Noo crummbbss! ♪♪
Are you saying you locked
yourselves down here
with all the food so you could
eat it yourselves?
You know there's guys
starvin' up there?!
Mm, no, no.
You do not understand.
It is not us for whom
they starve, but them.
For whom they starve.
Mm, yes, yes.
For the candy food
was not consumed.
No, no. But was given life.
Wha?
You see, Finn...
when mother-princess last
visited Lemongrab...
When she saw fit to create me...
Lemongrab...
She left behind a little
something-something...
the secret formula
for creating candy life.
She must've meant
for us to have it
to keep making more family.
Yes, yes, all her fault.
What? What'd you say?
I said all her fault.
Oh! Indeed!
For once we had commenced,
how could we desist?
I looked deep in myself
and found that I'm a guy
who can't stop
making candy life
from the food he needs.
Me too.
It just felt so pretty okay
inside,
greeting each new placid
face...
And hearing each new
piercing song.
We used the last of the food
to make "Plop-Top" here.
Hmm. I thought we said
"Dump-Dome."
Who cares anyway?!
They've brought no food!
We're all going to die!
Look, we brought these
seeds.
They're special candy seeds.
You can grow new food now.
Oh, yes.
Mmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, yes. Ooh.
Yes, yes. There we go!
We'll call you "Seed-Wad."
Ooh.
You really are gonna die.
And all your boys, too.
Our boys?
Come on, we'll take you
to see Princess Bubblegum.
She knows more about candy
than anyone.
She built a whole kingdom
out of candy.
Yes, okay.
For our boys.
But first we will notify
the children
of our impending
departure.
So they won't worry about us
while we're away.
Okay, yes, the hard times
are over.
Here's the plan.
We will go
to the Candy Kingdom
and take all their
candy from them.
Then we will give that candy
precious life
and build a candy army
so we may then go forth and
pillage candy for all to eat!
- Now go, young Lemonjon!
- Go! Go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
What's going on,
Lemongrabs?!
- It's all your fault!
- All your fault!
We warned you!
We warned you about us!
Aaaaah!
What the?
Whoooooa!
Jake, are you all right?
Yeah, but look!
He's heading right
for the Candy Kingdom!
And he's too big
to duke it out with.
Unless...
Giant poison candy
aspirin.
I've got this one,
but it might be too small.
No. We'll kick him in his heart
'til he's history.
Those must've been Lemonjon's
guts we saw before.
His heart is his weak spot.
Yeah, but we'll never
find it again in time.
Unless that's it there
with the juice comin' out.
Remember all that juice?
From before?
Oh, yeah, that's
probably it.
Whoa!
Oh, man!
Tastes like vitamins.
Are you sure
this is it?
It's not even doing anything.
Just smash it already,
Grandma.
Right.
Oh, nice one, Jake.
Whoa. Hold the phone.
What is this powerful
new juice
coursing fromst
my core source?
Arrrrrgh!
The juice aches!
Is this the rumored ache
of feeling?
The feeling of caring
unknown to lemons?
New thoughts emerge...
If I act, the candy people
will suffer...
If I don't, the lemon people
will suffer.
The greater good demands
but one course only...
that I dissolve the bonds
uniting me
and become component
to all!
Oh, dang.
He turned himself all up
into lemon candy.
Man, that Lemonjon's
all right.
And... there we go.
All done.
The last trace
of the candy-life formula
is out of their heads.
And I snatched this out
the lemon castle, "boyee!"
Now we all just have to keep
a closer eye on these two
so they don't get into
any more trouble.
But how come we don't
just fix their hearts
like we did with Lemonjon
so they're more selfless
and less selfish?
Oh, no, no.
Their hearts are fine.
- They're just like this.
- Mm.
♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
♪♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪♪
♪♪ We can wander through the forest ♪♪
♪♪ And do so as we please ♪♪
♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
♪♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪♪
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♪♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪♪
♪♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪♪
♪♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪♪
♪♪ The fun will never end ♪♪
♪♪ It's Adventure Time ♪♪
Ripped By mstoll
What the?
"Mmm, Princess Bubblegum,
we are starving.
Immediately send us
all of your candy.
How dare you.
Ours, Lemongrabs."
Bullgunk! I left them a lifetime
supply of candy!
Hey, Finn! Hey, Jake!
Can you come up here?
I have a job for you!
- Okay!
Sorry, CB, we'll finish
this up later.
Hey, "Preebs."
Hey, guys, I got a letter from
the Earls of Lemongrab.
They've gone through all the
food that I've sent them.
This case contains precious
candy seeds
for the Lemongrabs
to grow new food.
So, I need you two to deliver
these seeds to Lemon Castle.
For sure, we'll do it.
Good luck,
gentlemen!
Hup!
Bye, girlfriend!
Hey, Lemongrabs!
You home?
Holy!
Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake!
Oh, gross! No!
Kiss it!
Aah!
Sorry, dudes, we got no food.
No food.
Hey!
Uh!
Hey! Weirdos!
Get the birthday cake!
Are you lemon?
Whoa!
What the thing is up
with this guy?
Does your head come
to a nub?
What?
You are un-lemon.
Yeah. Cool, man.
Hey, do you know wh-
I am Lemonjon.
I see you made it past our
lemon... mmm...
"mmer-ringue-gerie."
Wait. What?
They're quite hungry.
Yeah, what the heck's
going on here?
There is no food...
only lemons.
Lemons with bellies empty
but for their lemon lusts.
Whatever, Lemonjon.
We've got to give those dumb
butts these seeds.
Where should we go?
Mmmmmmmmm...
My senses tell me
that they're in the dungeon.
They've been there
for three weeks.
Three weeks, dungeon.
I wonder who put them
in there?
I don't know, but we
gotta bust them out!
Which way to the dungeon,
Lemonjon?
- Oh, cool.
- Thanks, man!
Yeah, thanks, man!
Hmm!
Hmm.
Yo, lemonwipes!
Euch.
Uh, maybe we should hold
hands... for safety.
Yeah, sure.
So, where do you want
to look ne...
Nyah!
Uh, Finn?!
Oh, sorry, dude!
Stay close to me.
Nope!
Aah!
I think this is it.
All locked up.
There they are!
Hey, Lemongrabs, we're here!
We're gonna get you out!
Just hold tight!
Go away. No food here.
Maybe the kidnapper's
in there, too, coercing them.
It's probably the grossest
one of all, too...
beet-red skin, barf,
poopin' all its junk-sculpture.
Ugh, stop it.
You're just makin' it worse.
Let's just get this
over with.
Lemongrabs,
you are free!
They broke the door!
The door is broken now!
Fix the door!
Fix the door?
What? What?
Fix the door? Fix? What?
What's going on here?
"Fix the door?"
Finn, what's going on?
"Fix the door?"
It doesn't matter anymore.
There is no more candy
to hoard.
Let them keep
what crumbs they find.
For there are no crumbs.
♪♪ Noo crummbbss! ♪♪
Are you saying you locked
yourselves down here
with all the food so you could
eat it yourselves?
You know there's guys
starvin' up there?!
Mm, no, no.
You do not understand.
It is not us for whom
they starve, but them.
For whom they starve.
Mm, yes, yes.
For the candy food
was not consumed.
No, no. But was given life.
Wha?
You see, Finn...
when mother-princess last
visited Lemongrab...
When she saw fit to create me...
Lemongrab...
She left behind a little
something-something...
the secret formula
for creating candy life.
She must've meant
for us to have it
to keep making more family.
Yes, yes, all her fault.
What? What'd you say?
I said all her fault.
Oh! Indeed!
For once we had commenced,
how could we desist?
I looked deep in myself
and found that I'm a guy
who can't stop
making candy life
from the food he needs.
Me too.
It just felt so pretty okay
inside,
greeting each new placid
face...
And hearing each new
piercing song.
We used the last of the food
to make "Plop-Top" here.
Hmm. I thought we said
"Dump-Dome."
Who cares anyway?!
They've brought no food!
We're all going to die!
Look, we brought these
seeds.
They're special candy seeds.
You can grow new food now.
Oh, yes.
Mmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, yes. Ooh.
Yes, yes. There we go!
We'll call you "Seed-Wad."
Ooh.
You really are gonna die.
And all your boys, too.
Our boys?
Come on, we'll take you
to see Princess Bubblegum.
She knows more about candy
than anyone.
She built a whole kingdom
out of candy.
Yes, okay.
For our boys.
But first we will notify
the children
of our impending
departure.
So they won't worry about us
while we're away.
Okay, yes, the hard times
are over.
Here's the plan.
We will go
to the Candy Kingdom
and take all their
candy from them.
Then we will give that candy
precious life
and build a candy army
so we may then go forth and
pillage candy for all to eat!
- Now go, young Lemonjon!
- Go! Go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
What's going on,
Lemongrabs?!
- It's all your fault!
- All your fault!
We warned you!
We warned you about us!
Aaaaah!
What the?
Whoooooa!
Jake, are you all right?
Yeah, but look!
He's heading right
for the Candy Kingdom!
And he's too big
to duke it out with.
Unless...
Giant poison candy
aspirin.
I've got this one,
but it might be too small.
No. We'll kick him in his heart
'til he's history.
Those must've been Lemonjon's
guts we saw before.
His heart is his weak spot.
Yeah, but we'll never
find it again in time.
Unless that's it there
with the juice comin' out.
Remember all that juice?
From before?
Oh, yeah, that's
probably it.
Whoa!
Oh, man!
Tastes like vitamins.
Are you sure
this is it?
It's not even doing anything.
Just smash it already,
Grandma.
Right.
Oh, nice one, Jake.
Whoa. Hold the phone.
What is this powerful
new juice
coursing fromst
my core source?
Arrrrrgh!
The juice aches!
Is this the rumored ache
of feeling?
The feeling of caring
unknown to lemons?
New thoughts emerge...
If I act, the candy people
will suffer...
If I don't, the lemon people
will suffer.
The greater good demands
but one course only...
that I dissolve the bonds
uniting me
and become component
to all!
Oh, dang.
He turned himself all up
into lemon candy.
Man, that Lemonjon's
all right.
And... there we go.
All done.
The last trace
of the candy-life formula
is out of their heads.
And I snatched this out
the lemon castle, "boyee!"
Now we all just have to keep
a closer eye on these two
so they don't get into
any more trouble.
But how come we don't
just fix their hearts
like we did with Lemonjon
so they're more selfless
and less selfish?
Oh, no, no.
Their hearts are fine.
- They're just like this.
- Mm.
♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
♪♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪♪
♪♪ We can wander through the forest ♪♪
♪♪ And do so as we please ♪♪
♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
♪♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪♪
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Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.