Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 5, Episode 8 - Mystery Dungeon - full transcript
Ice King, Neptr, Tree Trunks, Shelby and Lemongrab wake up in a dungeon and must work together to escape.
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♪♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪♪
♪♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪♪
♪♪ With Jake the Dog
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♪♪ The fun will never end ♪♪
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Shelby?
Shelby, wake up.
Where am I?
Tree Trunks, what's going on?
You've been snoozing
on my dome.
I just woke up in this room
with these fellas.
Nectar, Ice Cream, and one of
the Lemoncarbs.
Awake!
Avast!
Hold tight your buns,
if buns you do hold dear,
for time has come
to wake and run
and not give way to fear!
What are those awful words?!
I am reading the wall.
They are wall words.
"Beyond this room are a thousand rooms.
Outside of them, still more."
"Behind each door
on every floor...
Danger! Danger!
Evermore."
"Stranger, hark!
The traps galore
may kill you
whilst you do explore
to free yourself..."
Huh?
Oh! Now, where were we...
"To free yourself from this tomb
and nevermore re-enter,
find the room amidst the rooms
that lies exactly center?"
It's a map!
I no longer need this map.
I have infallible recall.
Oh! Th-Th-The room is trying
to hug us!
Oh no!
Oh, dag!
Check out my mods, bro!
Aaaaah!
Huh?
Enough of this!
Ohh!
Huh?
This room doesn't have
any doors.
We're... we're trapped!
This is wrong.
The map lied to me!
It doesn't want me to
find the exit!
Ice King,
how do you taste?!
Uh, nice, I guess.
Mild or spicy!?
Oh, uh...
Kind of lonely.
Make yourself into food now!
You're gonna eat me?
Oh, yeah, right!
Shlop your mouths up.
I have found an oven
and baking supplies!
I can make an apple pie
for all of us!
Make them fast, "serval!"
If you want a taste of my
juicy apple pie,
you better be nice.
You got that?
I am sorry.
Make pies, slave.
Okay, that's better.
Now, let's see
about this pie business.
All right, gentlemen,
have a look
at my luscious, gooey
apple pie.
Ooh!
Aah!
No!
Mmm. Acceptable.
Uh, Lemongrab.
- What?
- Never mind.
Come on, guys, that mouse
showed us the room door.
Say, you know what's weird?
What, papi?
Uh, well, isn't it weird
how Tree Trunks' ability
to make pies
is specifically what helped us
escape from that room?
I make pies, too, papi.
Right, yeah, like
battery pies or something?
No, real pies.
Don't you remember?
I am your su...
Hey look!
Another room!
Good grief,
it's humid in here.
That door will lead us closer
to the exit!
Hold up! Hold up!
Look!
There has to be a way
to get across
without that thing
chompin' our hoo-hoos!
Can't you fly us across,
papi?
Uh, yeah, I can
sure try...
Galdang, this heat is
negating my powers!
Can't do nothing with this steam
comin' off the water!
Aah!
Dear glob! Zap!
Ach! Look at this! Pbht!
Well, that's it.
Show's over!
I'll just die here,
and y'all can eat my body
if you want to survive.
Golly! How're we ever gonna
worm our way out
of this fishy situation?
I think I have an idea.
That's a girl, Tree Trunks.
You can do it!
Ah, this is all gonna work out
just fine.
Ooh! That's warm on my
undercarriage.
Help me, guys!
Yes, papi!
Lemongrab, come on!
Bleh! Wow!
That was heavy, man!
Haha!
Yeah, I've been reborn!
Look!
Let's go then!
Ohh!
Papi, no!
Ouchies!
Aah!
Look out, Shelby!
Whoa! Whoa!
Aah!
Wah! My juice!
My vital juices!
Mommy!!
The hidden door!
My vital essence depleted.
Must... replenish...
Oh, step back, y'all.
Ugh.
Ew.
Oh, that will do,
Slave Trunks.
To the spiraling ledge!
We almost there,
Lemongrab?
Yes!
Faster T.T.!
Don't criticize my running,
Shelby.
Aaah!
This door leads
to the center exit.
The door is secured with an
esoteric encryption system.
Well, that's okay
'cause you can
"hack the main frame" or
whatever, right, BMO?
I'm not BMO.
I'm your son... NEPTR.
I-I throw pies.
Ahs!
I grabbed the wrong robot!
Dirt! Nuts! Face!
Uh, what is going on here,
Ice King?
Yes. I am getting a weird feeling
in my stomach,
and I think it's
'cause of you, Mr. Wizard.
You better fess up
to whatever you're doing.
I got no time for nobody
dancin' around
and actin' a fool
at my expense.
I'm Tree Trunks, and people
know I'm kind and honest.
That's why people like me.
Huh? What?
What was she saying?
So stop sellin' fib bibs
and give it straight.
Oh! All right!
I knocked y'all out
and brought you here!
I'm sorry,
but I had to do it!
Each of you possessed
the exact qualities
to pass the various
tests of this dungeon.
Tree Trunks with your baking
skills...
Lemongrab with your lemony,
juicy...
- Essence.
- Yeah.
Shelby, who should have been
the bait for the fish.
Yeah, but no thanks.
And BMO, who should
have been here
instead of this weird
piece of junk
that I don't remember
nothin' about.
Aah! I failed!
Father, look at me!
Are you happy with me now,
papi?
Yes! Yes!
Oh, my son!
The grand prize of me loins!
Now you see why I needed
to bring you here!
Behold the ancient sleeping magi
of life giving.
What's it do?
Whatever goes in the magi's
flames comes to life!
Anything at all!
Like an ashtray?
Yes!
Isn't it amazing?
Uh, you should have told us.
I would have freaking
brought something.
Well, don't be sad,
because I brought the ultimate
thing... this!
Your journal?
Except it's not my
journal!
It's my "Fionna and Cake"
fan fiction!
All my brilliant fantasies
will now be real!
Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee...
They'll all be living, breathing
beings just like me!
You serve no function.
You must be destroyed!
No!
Aaaaaah!
Yes! Yes!
Whoo!
Ha-ha-ha!
Yeah!
Nooo! No!
Another cruel joke
on my life!
Oh, good, you're awake,
you bum!
Look what you did!
Get out of my face!
Yeah, yeah, get lost!
This is the spot?
Right here?
What was that?
Come on, Ice Cream,
we're leaving.
Okay.
I'm tellin you, dude,
my pie-dar is goin nay-nays.
Ho!
- What the?
- Write in me!
This is very strange!
T.T., where's the pie at?
Uh, Mr. Lemoncarb ate it.
Bye-don't-follow-me.
Hey, Jake, can I hitch a ride
back home?
Yeah, but what the heck
is going on here?
Ice King was doing some
desperate business.
It didn't work out.
I think he's pretty
bummed out about it.
Don't be sad, papi.
Your characters
can always be real
in the garden of your mind.
They can?
Remember when you showed me
your imagination zone?
Yes, yes, if I can
concentrate...
It worked!
I missed you, Ice King!
Oh, Fionna, can dreams be
as real as waking life?
Of course they can!
Dreams are real!
Then I will wait for you
from across the threshold
of consciousness!
Our worlds will surely meet,
Ice King!
I, too, feel this.
And it feels so strong.
It must be true!
And across the gulf...
Who in this world is
sadder than the Ice King?
Me... watching this.
...you will hear me,
and I will hear you.
♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
♪♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪♪
♪♪ We can wander through the forest ♪♪
♪♪ And do so as we please ♪♪
♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
♪♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪♪
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♪♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪♪
♪♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪♪
♪♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪♪
♪♪ The fun will never end ♪♪
♪♪ It's Adventure Time ♪♪
Ripped By mstoll
Shelby?
Shelby, wake up.
Where am I?
Tree Trunks, what's going on?
You've been snoozing
on my dome.
I just woke up in this room
with these fellas.
Nectar, Ice Cream, and one of
the Lemoncarbs.
Awake!
Avast!
Hold tight your buns,
if buns you do hold dear,
for time has come
to wake and run
and not give way to fear!
What are those awful words?!
I am reading the wall.
They are wall words.
"Beyond this room are a thousand rooms.
Outside of them, still more."
"Behind each door
on every floor...
Danger! Danger!
Evermore."
"Stranger, hark!
The traps galore
may kill you
whilst you do explore
to free yourself..."
Huh?
Oh! Now, where were we...
"To free yourself from this tomb
and nevermore re-enter,
find the room amidst the rooms
that lies exactly center?"
It's a map!
I no longer need this map.
I have infallible recall.
Oh! Th-Th-The room is trying
to hug us!
Oh no!
Oh, dag!
Check out my mods, bro!
Aaaaah!
Huh?
Enough of this!
Ohh!
Huh?
This room doesn't have
any doors.
We're... we're trapped!
This is wrong.
The map lied to me!
It doesn't want me to
find the exit!
Ice King,
how do you taste?!
Uh, nice, I guess.
Mild or spicy!?
Oh, uh...
Kind of lonely.
Make yourself into food now!
You're gonna eat me?
Oh, yeah, right!
Shlop your mouths up.
I have found an oven
and baking supplies!
I can make an apple pie
for all of us!
Make them fast, "serval!"
If you want a taste of my
juicy apple pie,
you better be nice.
You got that?
I am sorry.
Make pies, slave.
Okay, that's better.
Now, let's see
about this pie business.
All right, gentlemen,
have a look
at my luscious, gooey
apple pie.
Ooh!
Aah!
No!
Mmm. Acceptable.
Uh, Lemongrab.
- What?
- Never mind.
Come on, guys, that mouse
showed us the room door.
Say, you know what's weird?
What, papi?
Uh, well, isn't it weird
how Tree Trunks' ability
to make pies
is specifically what helped us
escape from that room?
I make pies, too, papi.
Right, yeah, like
battery pies or something?
No, real pies.
Don't you remember?
I am your su...
Hey look!
Another room!
Good grief,
it's humid in here.
That door will lead us closer
to the exit!
Hold up! Hold up!
Look!
There has to be a way
to get across
without that thing
chompin' our hoo-hoos!
Can't you fly us across,
papi?
Uh, yeah, I can
sure try...
Galdang, this heat is
negating my powers!
Can't do nothing with this steam
comin' off the water!
Aah!
Dear glob! Zap!
Ach! Look at this! Pbht!
Well, that's it.
Show's over!
I'll just die here,
and y'all can eat my body
if you want to survive.
Golly! How're we ever gonna
worm our way out
of this fishy situation?
I think I have an idea.
That's a girl, Tree Trunks.
You can do it!
Ah, this is all gonna work out
just fine.
Ooh! That's warm on my
undercarriage.
Help me, guys!
Yes, papi!
Lemongrab, come on!
Bleh! Wow!
That was heavy, man!
Haha!
Yeah, I've been reborn!
Look!
Let's go then!
Ohh!
Papi, no!
Ouchies!
Aah!
Look out, Shelby!
Whoa! Whoa!
Aah!
Wah! My juice!
My vital juices!
Mommy!!
The hidden door!
My vital essence depleted.
Must... replenish...
Oh, step back, y'all.
Ugh.
Ew.
Oh, that will do,
Slave Trunks.
To the spiraling ledge!
We almost there,
Lemongrab?
Yes!
Faster T.T.!
Don't criticize my running,
Shelby.
Aaah!
This door leads
to the center exit.
The door is secured with an
esoteric encryption system.
Well, that's okay
'cause you can
"hack the main frame" or
whatever, right, BMO?
I'm not BMO.
I'm your son... NEPTR.
I-I throw pies.
Ahs!
I grabbed the wrong robot!
Dirt! Nuts! Face!
Uh, what is going on here,
Ice King?
Yes. I am getting a weird feeling
in my stomach,
and I think it's
'cause of you, Mr. Wizard.
You better fess up
to whatever you're doing.
I got no time for nobody
dancin' around
and actin' a fool
at my expense.
I'm Tree Trunks, and people
know I'm kind and honest.
That's why people like me.
Huh? What?
What was she saying?
So stop sellin' fib bibs
and give it straight.
Oh! All right!
I knocked y'all out
and brought you here!
I'm sorry,
but I had to do it!
Each of you possessed
the exact qualities
to pass the various
tests of this dungeon.
Tree Trunks with your baking
skills...
Lemongrab with your lemony,
juicy...
- Essence.
- Yeah.
Shelby, who should have been
the bait for the fish.
Yeah, but no thanks.
And BMO, who should
have been here
instead of this weird
piece of junk
that I don't remember
nothin' about.
Aah! I failed!
Father, look at me!
Are you happy with me now,
papi?
Yes! Yes!
Oh, my son!
The grand prize of me loins!
Now you see why I needed
to bring you here!
Behold the ancient sleeping magi
of life giving.
What's it do?
Whatever goes in the magi's
flames comes to life!
Anything at all!
Like an ashtray?
Yes!
Isn't it amazing?
Uh, you should have told us.
I would have freaking
brought something.
Well, don't be sad,
because I brought the ultimate
thing... this!
Your journal?
Except it's not my
journal!
It's my "Fionna and Cake"
fan fiction!
All my brilliant fantasies
will now be real!
Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee...
They'll all be living, breathing
beings just like me!
You serve no function.
You must be destroyed!
No!
Aaaaaah!
Yes! Yes!
Whoo!
Ha-ha-ha!
Yeah!
Nooo! No!
Another cruel joke
on my life!
Oh, good, you're awake,
you bum!
Look what you did!
Get out of my face!
Yeah, yeah, get lost!
This is the spot?
Right here?
What was that?
Come on, Ice Cream,
we're leaving.
Okay.
I'm tellin you, dude,
my pie-dar is goin nay-nays.
Ho!
- What the?
- Write in me!
This is very strange!
T.T., where's the pie at?
Uh, Mr. Lemoncarb ate it.
Bye-don't-follow-me.
Hey, Jake, can I hitch a ride
back home?
Yeah, but what the heck
is going on here?
Ice King was doing some
desperate business.
It didn't work out.
I think he's pretty
bummed out about it.
Don't be sad, papi.
Your characters
can always be real
in the garden of your mind.
They can?
Remember when you showed me
your imagination zone?
Yes, yes, if I can
concentrate...
It worked!
I missed you, Ice King!
Oh, Fionna, can dreams be
as real as waking life?
Of course they can!
Dreams are real!
Then I will wait for you
from across the threshold
of consciousness!
Our worlds will surely meet,
Ice King!
I, too, feel this.
And it feels so strong.
It must be true!
And across the gulf...
Who in this world is
sadder than the Ice King?
Me... watching this.
...you will hear me,
and I will hear you.
♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
♪♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪♪
♪♪ We can wander through the forest ♪♪
♪♪ And do so as we please ♪♪
♪♪ Come along with me ♪♪
♪♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪♪
Ripped By mstoll
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.