Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 5, Episode 47 - The Red Throne - full transcript
The Fire King and Don John the Flame Lord take over the Fire Kingdom. Now Flame Princess must use Finn's and Cinnamon Bun's help to get it back.
[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Whoo-hoo!
[Grumbles]
Next.
Oh, your highness,
can you help my poor child?
His hair is starting to go,
and we can't afford
flame care and...
[sobs]
- Take this fortifier.
It should last you
through the cold season.
Oh, glob bless thy soul!
[Laughs]
[Sighs]
More tea, your highness?
[Slurps]
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Who's next?
Hi, um, my microwave seems
to be broken and...
[rumble]
Aah!
[All gasp]
Flame Princess!
Don John... The Flame Lord!
I fear you're not evil
enough to rule the kingdom.
Excuse me?
How dare you!
[Groans]
[Grunts]
What?
URSULA:
[Chuckles]
[Laughs evilly]
You've been poisoning me.
How could you, Ursula?
Guards!
[Energy warbles]
[Chants indistinctly]
[Energy warbles]
Huh?
Oh, here he comes!
- No!
- [Laughs evilly]
Yes!
Playtime's over, honey.
Time to give daddy
his throne back.
I've secretly arranged to make
Don John my vizier
and give him my daughter's hand
in marriage.
Uh, yeah, I know.
Ha-ha!
[Growls]
Hwah!
Man, you're looking
shredded.
My gym is dark magic,
and my protein shake
is rage.
Okay, okay.
[Nervous chuckle]
[Chuckles]
[Chants indistinctly]
[Energy warbling
[groans]
Splendid work, Don John.
No big "D," bro.
Heavens to Betsy!
[Whimpers]
Cinnamon Bun!
Don't let them escape!
Come here, girl.
We're getting hitched!
[Flame people groan]
CINNAMON BUN:
No! [grunts]
Go away!
[Flame people groan]
I can't leave. I have to fight
for my kingdom.
No. Fight later.
Now we get help.
Huh? Aah!
Hwah!
Why did I jump?
Thanks, C. B.
[Chuckles]
You're welcome.
How are you feeling?
A little better, I think.
Who should we go to for help?
Princess Bubblegum?
BOTH:
Nah.
I don't trust her.
Yeah, she's devious.
Well, I've seen Finn battle
huge monsters and even armies,
and we need somebody
who can fight.
C. B., take me to Finn.
Mm, okay.
[Teeth clicking]
Waah!
Finn!
Um... [chuckles]
Hey.
Uh, Jake isn't here.
He's sleeping over at
Lady Rainicorn's, maybe.
Finn, I've
been slowly poisoned
by my treacherous handmaiden.
Now my powers are weakened,
and...
and the Flame Lord has
freed my father
and threatened to marry me.
But I escaped with C. B.
Oh, what?
I'll help you.
I'll do anything for you.
Listen, Finn,
this doesn't mean
we're getting back
together.
We're all business.
Mm-hmh. Of course.
Yeah, business.
[Sighs]
I'm feeling exhausted.
Where can I freshen up?
Girl's bathroom is
over there.
Also, it's the boy's
bathroom.
Oh, thanks.
So, what do you
think, C. B?
You think I still have a shot
with her, right?
No.
Does she ever talk
about me?
Is she seeing anybody?
No and no.
"No and no," she does
talk about me,
or "no and no,"
she isn't seeing anybody?
All right, guys.
Let's wolf.
FINN:
So, your fire wolf can fly.
Yep.
I taught him.
Hmm.
[Skin sizzles]
Whoa!
You've cooled down a lot.
No funny stuff.
Things have been
going great for me lately.
Been hanging out
with my boys.
I got a cursed sword arm now,
so that's new.
Yeah, I've been
exercising a lot
and taking
some piano lessons...
trying to improve myself.
Not dating anybody
or anything,
just getting a little
me time,
being the best Finn
I can be.
[Groans]
Hyup!
Oh, no!
[Wolf panting]
I hid my flameproof suit
behind these rocks...
just in case,
whatever, you know?
So, the guards are posted
here and here,
so we should probably
sneak in here.
Suited!
Uh...
Remember my fire
suit?
Hey, C. B., you did a great job
getting us here and everything,
but I got this, all right?
I got a sword arm, so...
- Yeah, you said that.
Watch this.
Hey, guards!
Come at me at the same time!
What are you doing?!
Let's go, Princess!
But that wasn't the plan!
No!
- Ha-ha!
- It's the Princess.
Capture them!
Ahhhhh...
No, Finn! Don't hurt them!
They're entranced!
Oh, right.
Oh, no.
GUARDS:
Captured.
[Groans]
[Roars]
Hyah!
Um...
[grunts]
- There's C. B.!
- Get that Bun!
Could you move, please?
Whoo, get 'em, boys.
We're taking these two away.
Don't worry, F. P.,
your boy Finn won't fail you.
Put up your dukes.
You have permission to leave
when you out-duke us.
Okay.
Duke! Duke! Duke!
[Woosh!]
Duke! Uh, duke!
These two are out-duked!
Now I'm making my escape.
[Sighs]
Trust me.
It'll be fine.
For soon you shall be mine.
[Chuckles]
If you've forgotten,
I'm reminding you now.
- Never!
- Yeah!
It's because you secretly
still have feelings for me.
- No!
- Hmm.
I can never marry you
because I don't even know you,
much less like you,
and forcing me
to marry you is gross.
Whoo! Whoo!
Man, I love staring out
over things.
Whoo!
It's so good to be king.
You said she'd do
whatever you told her.
Umm, okay...
But she refuses to marry me.
She's her own woman, you liar!
Liar?
You want to fight me?
Aye... fistfight.
Yes, I'll fistfight you.
Come on!
You hit me?
Felt good!
Oof!
I love fistfighting.
[Grunts]
You dirty bread baker.
[Growls]
Aah!
[Growls, grunts]
[Both grunting]
Put them down.
Put your dukes down!
No!
[Both grunting]
BOTH:
Whaa?
[Wolf howls]
BOTH:
We're saved!
Hi. Got a key.
- Fight!
- Fight!
They're distracted.
Let's go.
Yaah!
[Both grunting]
Leg press!
[Groans]
Stamina... failing.
[Grunts]
Come on!
[Grunts]
Cheater!
[Flame people groaning]
Onward, Jake II!
[Fire sizzles]
Aah!
C. B., are you okay?
[Groans]
[Flame people groan, energy warbles]
Huh? What happened?
Should... should we keep
attacking?
Stop!
You were all
brainwashed by him!
Uh-oh.
Hey, I don't like that guy!
Yeah, let's get him!
[All shouting]
Capture him!
It wasn't me.
It was Don John!
Aah!
[Don John groans weakly]
[Gasps]
Huh? Oh...
Aah!
Have you all gone dumb
from Don John's magic?
I mean, how do you expect this
softy to rule you?
She's even weaker than before
from being poisoned.
Look!
[Flame people murmur]
Oh, come on!
CINNAMON BUN:
You're wrong.
Flame Princess may not be the
most ruthless of all despots,
but she is strong
where it really counts...
in her heart.
And that is good.
I have learned so much
watching
this beautiful woman work,
and with her example, I have
become a better man.
I will be by her side
as her champion and knight
every step of the way
because...
I love her.
Thank you.
[Flame people murmur]
Aww, how sweet!
[Flame people cheering]
[Roars]
Geez.
Did I just get shown up
by Cinnamon Bun?
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN:
This party is so crazy!
Ripped By mstoll
[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
Whoo-hoo!
[Grumbles]
Next.
Oh, your highness,
can you help my poor child?
His hair is starting to go,
and we can't afford
flame care and...
[sobs]
- Take this fortifier.
It should last you
through the cold season.
Oh, glob bless thy soul!
[Laughs]
[Sighs]
More tea, your highness?
[Slurps]
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Who's next?
Hi, um, my microwave seems
to be broken and...
[rumble]
Aah!
[All gasp]
Flame Princess!
Don John... The Flame Lord!
I fear you're not evil
enough to rule the kingdom.
Excuse me?
How dare you!
[Groans]
[Grunts]
What?
URSULA:
[Chuckles]
[Laughs evilly]
You've been poisoning me.
How could you, Ursula?
Guards!
[Energy warbles]
[Chants indistinctly]
[Energy warbles]
Huh?
Oh, here he comes!
- No!
- [Laughs evilly]
Yes!
Playtime's over, honey.
Time to give daddy
his throne back.
I've secretly arranged to make
Don John my vizier
and give him my daughter's hand
in marriage.
Uh, yeah, I know.
Ha-ha!
[Growls]
Hwah!
Man, you're looking
shredded.
My gym is dark magic,
and my protein shake
is rage.
Okay, okay.
[Nervous chuckle]
[Chuckles]
[Chants indistinctly]
[Energy warbling
[groans]
Splendid work, Don John.
No big "D," bro.
Heavens to Betsy!
[Whimpers]
Cinnamon Bun!
Don't let them escape!
Come here, girl.
We're getting hitched!
[Flame people groan]
CINNAMON BUN:
No! [grunts]
Go away!
[Flame people groan]
I can't leave. I have to fight
for my kingdom.
No. Fight later.
Now we get help.
Huh? Aah!
Hwah!
Why did I jump?
Thanks, C. B.
[Chuckles]
You're welcome.
How are you feeling?
A little better, I think.
Who should we go to for help?
Princess Bubblegum?
BOTH:
Nah.
I don't trust her.
Yeah, she's devious.
Well, I've seen Finn battle
huge monsters and even armies,
and we need somebody
who can fight.
C. B., take me to Finn.
Mm, okay.
[Teeth clicking]
Waah!
Finn!
Um... [chuckles]
Hey.
Uh, Jake isn't here.
He's sleeping over at
Lady Rainicorn's, maybe.
Finn, I've
been slowly poisoned
by my treacherous handmaiden.
Now my powers are weakened,
and...
and the Flame Lord has
freed my father
and threatened to marry me.
But I escaped with C. B.
Oh, what?
I'll help you.
I'll do anything for you.
Listen, Finn,
this doesn't mean
we're getting back
together.
We're all business.
Mm-hmh. Of course.
Yeah, business.
[Sighs]
I'm feeling exhausted.
Where can I freshen up?
Girl's bathroom is
over there.
Also, it's the boy's
bathroom.
Oh, thanks.
So, what do you
think, C. B?
You think I still have a shot
with her, right?
No.
Does she ever talk
about me?
Is she seeing anybody?
No and no.
"No and no," she does
talk about me,
or "no and no,"
she isn't seeing anybody?
All right, guys.
Let's wolf.
FINN:
So, your fire wolf can fly.
Yep.
I taught him.
Hmm.
[Skin sizzles]
Whoa!
You've cooled down a lot.
No funny stuff.
Things have been
going great for me lately.
Been hanging out
with my boys.
I got a cursed sword arm now,
so that's new.
Yeah, I've been
exercising a lot
and taking
some piano lessons...
trying to improve myself.
Not dating anybody
or anything,
just getting a little
me time,
being the best Finn
I can be.
[Groans]
Hyup!
Oh, no!
[Wolf panting]
I hid my flameproof suit
behind these rocks...
just in case,
whatever, you know?
So, the guards are posted
here and here,
so we should probably
sneak in here.
Suited!
Uh...
Remember my fire
suit?
Hey, C. B., you did a great job
getting us here and everything,
but I got this, all right?
I got a sword arm, so...
- Yeah, you said that.
Watch this.
Hey, guards!
Come at me at the same time!
What are you doing?!
Let's go, Princess!
But that wasn't the plan!
No!
- Ha-ha!
- It's the Princess.
Capture them!
Ahhhhh...
No, Finn! Don't hurt them!
They're entranced!
Oh, right.
Oh, no.
GUARDS:
Captured.
[Groans]
[Roars]
Hyah!
Um...
[grunts]
- There's C. B.!
- Get that Bun!
Could you move, please?
Whoo, get 'em, boys.
We're taking these two away.
Don't worry, F. P.,
your boy Finn won't fail you.
Put up your dukes.
You have permission to leave
when you out-duke us.
Okay.
Duke! Duke! Duke!
[Woosh!]
Duke! Uh, duke!
These two are out-duked!
Now I'm making my escape.
[Sighs]
Trust me.
It'll be fine.
For soon you shall be mine.
[Chuckles]
If you've forgotten,
I'm reminding you now.
- Never!
- Yeah!
It's because you secretly
still have feelings for me.
- No!
- Hmm.
I can never marry you
because I don't even know you,
much less like you,
and forcing me
to marry you is gross.
Whoo! Whoo!
Man, I love staring out
over things.
Whoo!
It's so good to be king.
You said she'd do
whatever you told her.
Umm, okay...
But she refuses to marry me.
She's her own woman, you liar!
Liar?
You want to fight me?
Aye... fistfight.
Yes, I'll fistfight you.
Come on!
You hit me?
Felt good!
Oof!
I love fistfighting.
[Grunts]
You dirty bread baker.
[Growls]
Aah!
[Growls, grunts]
[Both grunting]
Put them down.
Put your dukes down!
No!
[Both grunting]
BOTH:
Whaa?
[Wolf howls]
BOTH:
We're saved!
Hi. Got a key.
- Fight!
- Fight!
They're distracted.
Let's go.
Yaah!
[Both grunting]
Leg press!
[Groans]
Stamina... failing.
[Grunts]
Come on!
[Grunts]
Cheater!
[Flame people groaning]
Onward, Jake II!
[Fire sizzles]
Aah!
C. B., are you okay?
[Groans]
[Flame people groan, energy warbles]
Huh? What happened?
Should... should we keep
attacking?
Stop!
You were all
brainwashed by him!
Uh-oh.
Hey, I don't like that guy!
Yeah, let's get him!
[All shouting]
Capture him!
It wasn't me.
It was Don John!
Aah!
[Don John groans weakly]
[Gasps]
Huh? Oh...
Aah!
Have you all gone dumb
from Don John's magic?
I mean, how do you expect this
softy to rule you?
She's even weaker than before
from being poisoned.
Look!
[Flame people murmur]
Oh, come on!
CINNAMON BUN:
You're wrong.
Flame Princess may not be the
most ruthless of all despots,
but she is strong
where it really counts...
in her heart.
And that is good.
I have learned so much
watching
this beautiful woman work,
and with her example, I have
become a better man.
I will be by her side
as her champion and knight
every step of the way
because...
I love her.
Thank you.
[Flame people murmur]
Aww, how sweet!
[Flame people cheering]
[Roars]
Geez.
Did I just get shown up
by Cinnamon Bun?
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN:
This party is so crazy!
Ripped By mstoll