Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 5, Episode 14 - Simon & Marcy - full transcript
Marceline tells Finn and Jake about her and Ice King's past, 996 years ago.
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Hmm.
Whoa!
Marceline.
Marceline, I'm open.
I'm wide open.
Marceline, I got ups!
Check out my ups!
Nope!
Too slow!
Whoa!
Yeah!
All right. Good game.
Good game.
Take five.
I'll get us all a bunch
of little waters.
Marceline, why'd you invite
Ancient Chubs
to play basketball?
- Yeah!
Well, he's very...
dear to my heart.
I love him.
Whatchoo are talking
about, Marceline?
We've been around
for a long time.
We have a long history
together.
It's... it's a long story.
- Lay it on us.
- Yeah! Lay it out, Marcy.
Ye-e-ah, lay down, Marceline!
Go to sleep!
Right?
What are we talking about?
All right.
Suppose it's about time
I told someone this story.
Hmm.
Ha ha!
Might be something in here,
Marceline.
Ewwww!
It's a dead rat!
Hey, yeah.
So it is.
Looks like we've got a cute
new traveling buddy!
Ew! No!
He's kind of cute.
Hey, check it out...
a VHS tape.
You wanna watch a movie?
- Yeah.
Man, this is a boring movie.
I liked the book
much better.
You're so silly, Simon.
Yeah, I suppose so.
Huh?
What is that?
I'm not sure,
but it's coming our way.
Come on.
Marcy, you stay in the car.
I'll be right back.
- Simon!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
You're not going
to put it on, are you?
I have to...
to protect us.
But you're gonna act
weird again.
Don't worry.
I can control it better now.
It's okay.
B. R. B.
Oh, boy. Here it comes.
Oh, bread balls.
Oh, bread balls.
Oh,
bread balls!
I call upon the power
of ice and snow!
Ice winds, blo-o-o-o-w!
You will no longer terrify
a 47-year-old man
and a 7-year-old girl!
Simon, stop! It's frozen!
Not now, Gunther.
I'm doing big-people things.
Play in the snow.
Build me a snowman.
Eugh!
Heh?
Simon!
Simon, are you okay?
Uh... y-yeah.
You're getting worse, Simon.
Your hair and your nose
are longer.
And you started to hover
in the air!
Oh, yeah?
Did I look pretty fly?!
What are you talking about?
You're scaring me.
I-I'm sorry.
Did I say something?
Simon, promise me
you won't put it on again.
Okay. I promise.
What is that thing?
It's a deer.
If there are deers
in the forest,
do you think there are
other things?
I don't know.
Hmm.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be worth it.
Use the remote
to turn on the TV.
♪ Making your way
in the world today
takes everything you got ♪
♪ Taking a break
from all your worries
sure would help a lot ♪
♪ Sometimes you wanna go
where everybody
knows your name ♪
What is this?
Filmed before
a live studio audience.
"Norm!"
Mute.
Marcy?
Oh, no.
Uh, you're fine.
Just a bit warm.
But you should get some sleep.
Hey, good morning.
I made you breakfast.
It's mostly pine needles
and deer guts.
Aw, you're even
worse.
I mean, don't freak out
or anything,
but we need
to get you some...
chicken soup.
There you go.
There must've been a soupery
in that town.
But I don't want you walking
all... that way.
Okay, you ready
for a motorbike ride?
Mm-hmm!
Okay.
Now we're talkin'.
She just needs a little love.
Wowzers!
Okay,
let's try something else.
Hey, Marcy,
I wrote a song for you.
Ohhhhhhh, yeah!
Your songs are so good.
Here we go!
Aw! It's locked!
Vandalism is wrong, Marcy.
Okay.
Oh, everything's gone!
Except for these
greeting cards.
Ohhhhh!
Simon... look!
What is that thing?
This... this is really bad.
No.
I have to protect us!
No!
- I have to!
- No! Don't put it on!
Marcy, stay back!
W-W-We're getting
out of here!
Oops.
Hey, little lady,
how about a ride
on an old man's back?
Hmm?
I can walk.
I'm not a child, Simon.
Look, sweetie, someday,
you'll be too big to hold.
I'm as old as garlic balls.
If someone offered to pick me up
and carry me,
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Take it while you can get it.
Ah-choo!
Gross.
You're gross.
You're gross, Simon!
We're both gross, darling.
Hmm.
A food truck!
Might be chicken soup
inside there.
All right.
Time to get some chicken soup
inside you.
Clams?
"The Clambulance"?!
No! I need chicken!
Marceline,
cover your ears!
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Mother. Mother.
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Clambula-a-a-nce!
Clambulaaance!
Clambulaaance!
Clambulaaance!
What are we gonna do, Simon?
We're gonna run!
Whoa!
Come on, come on, come on!
Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!
Mama mia!
Our butts are grass, right?
Not yet.
Don't leave me here, Simon.
I can fight!
I'm sorry, Marcy.
Simon!
You have to keep it
together, Simon... for her.
Simon, you promised.
♪ Making your way
in the world today
takes everything
you've got ♪
♪ Taking a break
from all your worries
sure would help a lot ♪
♪ Wouldn't it be nice
to get away ♪
♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
♪ Where everybody ♪
Huh?!
Eugh!
Marcy, look...
I-I found chicken soup.
You're gonna feel awesome
in a moment.
I'm just glad...
...you're okay.
- Do you feel awesome?
- Mm-hmm.
I love you, Simon.
I love you...
Gunther.
- Pretty heavy.
- Whoa, mama.
Whoa!
So, what happened next?
How's it end?
Well, little Marcy
felt a lot better.
And she and Simon lived
happily ever after.
Aw. That's nice.
Marceline, keep telling these
chumps stories
while I score
a bunch of baskets.
Okay.
Yeah!
Ye-e-e-a-a-ah!
Ha ha!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Hmm.
Whoa!
Marceline.
Marceline, I'm open.
I'm wide open.
Marceline, I got ups!
Check out my ups!
Nope!
Too slow!
Whoa!
Yeah!
All right. Good game.
Good game.
Take five.
I'll get us all a bunch
of little waters.
Marceline, why'd you invite
Ancient Chubs
to play basketball?
- Yeah!
Well, he's very...
dear to my heart.
I love him.
Whatchoo are talking
about, Marceline?
We've been around
for a long time.
We have a long history
together.
It's... it's a long story.
- Lay it on us.
- Yeah! Lay it out, Marcy.
Ye-e-ah, lay down, Marceline!
Go to sleep!
Right?
What are we talking about?
All right.
Suppose it's about time
I told someone this story.
Hmm.
Ha ha!
Might be something in here,
Marceline.
Ewwww!
It's a dead rat!
Hey, yeah.
So it is.
Looks like we've got a cute
new traveling buddy!
Ew! No!
He's kind of cute.
Hey, check it out...
a VHS tape.
You wanna watch a movie?
- Yeah.
Man, this is a boring movie.
I liked the book
much better.
You're so silly, Simon.
Yeah, I suppose so.
Huh?
What is that?
I'm not sure,
but it's coming our way.
Come on.
Marcy, you stay in the car.
I'll be right back.
- Simon!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
You're not going
to put it on, are you?
I have to...
to protect us.
But you're gonna act
weird again.
Don't worry.
I can control it better now.
It's okay.
B. R. B.
Oh, boy. Here it comes.
Oh, bread balls.
Oh, bread balls.
Oh,
bread balls!
I call upon the power
of ice and snow!
Ice winds, blo-o-o-o-w!
You will no longer terrify
a 47-year-old man
and a 7-year-old girl!
Simon, stop! It's frozen!
Not now, Gunther.
I'm doing big-people things.
Play in the snow.
Build me a snowman.
Eugh!
Heh?
Simon!
Simon, are you okay?
Uh... y-yeah.
You're getting worse, Simon.
Your hair and your nose
are longer.
And you started to hover
in the air!
Oh, yeah?
Did I look pretty fly?!
What are you talking about?
You're scaring me.
I-I'm sorry.
Did I say something?
Simon, promise me
you won't put it on again.
Okay. I promise.
What is that thing?
It's a deer.
If there are deers
in the forest,
do you think there are
other things?
I don't know.
Hmm.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be worth it.
Use the remote
to turn on the TV.
♪ Making your way
in the world today
takes everything you got ♪
♪ Taking a break
from all your worries
sure would help a lot ♪
♪ Sometimes you wanna go
where everybody
knows your name ♪
What is this?
Filmed before
a live studio audience.
"Norm!"
Mute.
Marcy?
Oh, no.
Uh, you're fine.
Just a bit warm.
But you should get some sleep.
Hey, good morning.
I made you breakfast.
It's mostly pine needles
and deer guts.
Aw, you're even
worse.
I mean, don't freak out
or anything,
but we need
to get you some...
chicken soup.
There you go.
There must've been a soupery
in that town.
But I don't want you walking
all... that way.
Okay, you ready
for a motorbike ride?
Mm-hmm!
Okay.
Now we're talkin'.
She just needs a little love.
Wowzers!
Okay,
let's try something else.
Hey, Marcy,
I wrote a song for you.
Ohhhhhhh, yeah!
Your songs are so good.
Here we go!
Aw! It's locked!
Vandalism is wrong, Marcy.
Okay.
Oh, everything's gone!
Except for these
greeting cards.
Ohhhhh!
Simon... look!
What is that thing?
This... this is really bad.
No.
I have to protect us!
No!
- I have to!
- No! Don't put it on!
Marcy, stay back!
W-W-We're getting
out of here!
Oops.
Hey, little lady,
how about a ride
on an old man's back?
Hmm?
I can walk.
I'm not a child, Simon.
Look, sweetie, someday,
you'll be too big to hold.
I'm as old as garlic balls.
If someone offered to pick me up
and carry me,
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Take it while you can get it.
Ah-choo!
Gross.
You're gross.
You're gross, Simon!
We're both gross, darling.
Hmm.
A food truck!
Might be chicken soup
inside there.
All right.
Time to get some chicken soup
inside you.
Clams?
"The Clambulance"?!
No! I need chicken!
Marceline,
cover your ears!
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Mother. Mother.
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Clambula-a-a-nce!
Clambulaaance!
Clambulaaance!
Clambulaaance!
What are we gonna do, Simon?
We're gonna run!
Whoa!
Come on, come on, come on!
Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!
Mama mia!
Our butts are grass, right?
Not yet.
Don't leave me here, Simon.
I can fight!
I'm sorry, Marcy.
Simon!
You have to keep it
together, Simon... for her.
Simon, you promised.
♪ Making your way
in the world today
takes everything
you've got ♪
♪ Taking a break
from all your worries
sure would help a lot ♪
♪ Wouldn't it be nice
to get away ♪
♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
♪ Where everybody ♪
Huh?!
Eugh!
Marcy, look...
I-I found chicken soup.
You're gonna feel awesome
in a moment.
I'm just glad...
...you're okay.
- Do you feel awesome?
- Mm-hmm.
I love you, Simon.
I love you...
Gunther.
- Pretty heavy.
- Whoa, mama.
Whoa!
So, what happened next?
How's it end?
Well, little Marcy
felt a lot better.
And she and Simon lived
happily ever after.
Aw. That's nice.
Marceline, keep telling these
chumps stories
while I score
a bunch of baskets.
Okay.
Yeah!
Ye-e-e-a-a-ah!
Ha ha!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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