Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 16 - Jake vs. Me-Mow - full transcript

♪ Adventure time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog

and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

Huh?

You got a lot of meat,
Wildberry Princess.

Yeah, you know.

Thanks for
cook-a-looking for us.



Oh, you're welcome, Finn,

and thank you for answering
my urgent summons.

Hey, yeah.

How can we aid thee?

Oh, it's nothing, really.

Someone's trying to kill me.

Pbbbbbbht!

Still tastes good.

It's no big deal.

Finish your pie.

It is a big deal,
and I demand deets.

Okay.

I'm listening, but I'm
gonna keep eating.

I suspect that I've
been targeted by



the guild of assassins.

Whoa! How do you know?

I found this note stabbed
to my door... man.

Princess, we vow to
protect your juice.

Right, Jake?

Sometimes I think
there's a monster who

lives in my stomach, and that's
why I'm hungry all the time.

Uh... princess, let's continue
this briefing outside.

I can't look at his mouth
when he gets like this.

Mmm!

Princess, want me to
finish off your pie?

Yes, Jake... all my pies.

Hmm?

Hmm.

A tiny cat.

Whoa!

Quiet, or you die!

You're the assassin!

Me-mow... assassin,
second class.

But once I take
out a Princess...

I "gadruate" to full membership!

Well, I'm no Princess, sister!

Yes, I know, but since
you've blown my cover,

you will slay
Wildberry Princess!

What?!

I'd rather be
injected with poison!

Oh. Uh...

Okay.

Um... I mean...

I will assassinate
Wildberry Princess!

Good.

Oh, and if you try to trick
me, I'll poison you.

My nose!

Wow, it's like warm
garbage up in here!

You... you done in there, Jake?

Oh! Uh, yeah!

So, um, Wildberry Princess...

So, maybe it wouldn't be
so bad to be... killed.

W-w-why would you say that?

Dude!

Are you trying to freak her out?

I don't know.

I'm just thinking out loud here.

Are you trying to freak me out?

Aw, I'm sorry, Wildberry Prin...
cess.

Uh, you should... let me...
do something.

And... it will be... good.

What's going on out there?

Take... this!

And... that!

Ooh, how do you like
this, Princess?

Ooh!

Uh, that's... very... good?

I'm gonna pick you up
now and carry you...

to the window!

Jake, what are you...?

No! Stop! Please!

Wildberry Princess is dead!

Shh.

You did it! Well done!

I guess I'll be on my way.

Princess! Oh, princess!

You're alive!

We saw your crown next
to a pile of dirty meat.

Then we slipped on the meat!

And I thought I
tasted your juice.

But it was just blood
from the meat!

We're so glad it
wasn't actually you!

You liar!

Jake?

Okay, Jake.

I've injected you
with half the poison,

and you'll be dead
in 30 minutes,

unless you kill the Princess,

which is when I'll
give you the antidote.

Finn! Help me!

What's wrong?

If you say anything, I'll
stab you in the brain!

Uh...

Finn! Sing mom's lullaby!

I'm so tired, Finn...
from the meat.

Please?

You have to lull me to sleep.

Uh...

I know you carry mom's music
box around in your backpack!

Dude, I'm not gonna sing
mom's lullaby in front of

other people!

Please? Ple-e-e-ase?

All right.

Real quick, while the
Princess is distracted.

♪ Don't be weepy,
sleepy puppies ♪

♪ Slip your slippers
on your footies ♪

♪ In the morning,
you'll get goodies ♪

♪ Puppy hats and puppy hoodies ♪

♪ No stripes or polka dots ♪

♪ Heather gray and
feather soft ♪

♪ Baby pink or baby
blu-u-u-u-u-e ♪

♪ All the drawstrings
you can chew ♪

Finn, there's an
assassin in my nose and

she poisoned me and is making
me kill Wildberry Princess!

Dude, stop playing games!

This is serious!

"Cat... noise"?

Oh, cats go meow!

Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh!

Jake! Jake! What are you doing?!

Sorry.

Me-mow, still asleep?

Gonna double-cross Jake...

and leave him to die.

Phew!

If I can just grab
that antidote...

Aha!

Puppy... hoodies...

I did it.

What the flop, Jake?!

Treachery!

Hyaaaah!

Ooh!

Time's running out, Jake.

Do you want the antidote or not?

What is wrong with you?

Hey, everybody.

Everything's cool.

Everything's not cool!

Wildberry Princess
is still in danger!

Right. Right.

Well, we should take
her somewhere safer.

Do not make me
give you the rest!

I know where to stash
you, Princess.

Follow me!

Ooh.

Here, nobody can
take us by surprise.

Finn, stand here with
your back to the cliff.

I'll stay with W.B.!

Then do what must be done.

Oh, my!

Look at how close
to the edge I am.

Do it, Jake.

Do it!

I... I...

I probably shouldn't!

Ugh!

Jake!

I'm... full of... poison.

The assassin!

The name's Me-mow.

If you let Jake die, so help
me, I will kill you, too!

Try it, oaf!

Give me the antidote!

Face me, cat!

Ugh!

Give it up, Me-mow!

You're only making
my face look cooler!

You're at my mercy!

Ha!

You think you're hurting
me with that tiny dagger?

We'll see who's laughing...

When you're blind!

It's over!

Give me the antidote!

What, this antidote?

No!

You... milk-lapper!

Jake, come lick this tree bark!

I'm coming.

Forget it, kid.

I gave jake enough poison to
kill a dog 50 times his size.

Oh, no.

Wait! Oh, yeah!

Dog liver times 51!

A magic dog?

Nooooooo!

How you feeling, dude?

♪ Big liver! ♪

♪ Big liver, yeah! ♪

You've ruined me!

I have to wait a whole year to
retake the assassin's test!

Oh!

Why don't I make
you my royal pet?

Hyah!

Oh, dear.

Nice defense mechanism, Wild B!

Are you naked?

Oh, no.

This is a medical condition.

I need a hospital.

We all need a hospital.

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪