Adventure Time (2010–2018): Season 3, Episode 15 - No One Can Hear You - full transcript
After trying to stop a deer that has been licking the Candy Kingdom people, Finn wakes up in a hospital to find everyone missing expect Jake who is acting very strange.
♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Aaah!
Get off! Aah!
We're coming!
Whoa!
Be careful!
Hyah!
Grab him, Jake!
Hyah!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Jake!
Whoa! Ugh!
Whatever.
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Oh!
Ohh.
Oh.
What happened?
Where's the deer?
Paging Dr. Ice Cream.
Ice cream for my mou-u-u-th!
Oh, dude!
I broke my stems!
Hello?
Jake?
Princess?
What the bliz?
Come on, people.
Yo!
Is everyone at church,
worshipping glob?
Whoop!
Skills. Skills.
Huh?
Bazoobs.
Jake?
Huh?
Oh, Finn, you're awake!
Yeah, I'm awake, but my
jams are all busted.
Right.
Yeah, I saw that.
So, what happened?
Did you save everybody?
Oh, yeah.
I-I think so.
Maybe.
So, Jake, there's nobody here.
Did you notice that?
Yeah. Pretty freaky.
Don't worry.
Ouch!
They're all hiding.
From what?
From me.
What?!
It's my birthday, man.
Lady Rainicorn put together
an elaborate surprise party.
She told you?
No, but I know Lady Rainicorn.
Ouch!
This is totally
something she would do.
Think about it.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
So, wait, the whole
kingdom is in on it'?
Yes, and they'll
only come out if
they think we'll be surprised,
so we got to act like we're
totally unaware, okay'?
Okay, man.
And how do we do that?
Just do what I'm doing.
Oh, look at me.
Living free without a
suspicion in the world.
Never in my wildest dreams would
I guess someone was planning a
surprise birthday party for me.
Pretty tricky, right?
Come on, let's go
back to the hut.
The what?
Come on! Come on!
♪ I got everything I need ♪
♪ Living free on trash booty ♪
♪ No, I don't suspect a thing ♪
♪ Blah, blublah, blublee ♪
♪ Hobo dreams ♪
Whoa.
Where'd you find
time to build this?
I don't know.
It didn't take long.
Hmm.
So, what should I do now?
Collect branches for
the hobo fire, dude.
Okay-
Ouchies.
A hobo fire, fire, fire.
Boy, it sure is
quiet around here!
Uh-huh!
I'd probably pee all over myself
if somebody jumped out and
surprised me!
Oh! Oh, I stink!
How long was I out for?
A day or two?
Huh.
What a convenient
place to bathe.
Sure seems like a good time
to come out if y'all are just
hiding and you don't, you know,
want to see me pop my top!
Oh, yeah. That's fresh.
I hope nobody's gonna jump out
of the bushes and peeps my bod!
Heh heh heh heh!
Blblblblblblblbl!
Hmm.
Just got to char out
the rotten parts...
Good as new, man.
Stay vigilant.
Eat your protein.
Jake?
Hmm?
I am starting to question your
theory about the surprise party.
Shh!
Don't talk so loud.
They might hear you.
But what if they're in trouble?
What if something
happened to them?
We should try looking around.
No!
You'll ruin my surprise party!
Ow! Oh!
Arsh!
Dude, are you okay?
Just promise me, Finn...
Promise not to look around.
Okay, I promise.
My birthday, it's gonna be rad.
Hey, it's you!
Thanks for breaking my
legs, you dumb-butt.
That sounds like...
Candy people.
Jake! Jake!
Mm. What?
I heard a sound coming
from the sewer.
We should check it out.
No, man.
They'll surprise-party
me when they're ready.
Be patient.
I'm being patient!
I waited all day, Jake!
Well, I've been
waiting six months.
Six months.
Six months.
Wait... what are you saying?
Everything's gonna be fine.
Even if we have to wait...
forever!
Have I been asleep
for six months?
Yeah, but don't worry
about it, man.
Face it, Finn...
Your best friend is gone.
Finn?
No-o-o-o!
Don't ruin the surprise!
Raaaaah!
Gah! Aah! Aah!
Whoa!
Oomph!
Hyah! Rah! Aah!
No!
Oh, my glob!
Surprise!
Happy birthday, Jake!
Ow!
Hey, Jake, what are you doing?
This is how my party's
gonna go down.
Shake it, my friends.
Hey! Hey!
Sure is great seeing
you all here.
Really makes me think.
Ow!
Lady, did you get extra T.P.
for all the "potty" people?
No.
Well, we might have some
party peepers here,
and I want to be sure they don't
wipe their buns on my cake.
Can I join your puppet party'?
We'll have twice
the puppet voices.
You won't run away?
Nah, man.
I'm with you.
Happy birthday, Jake. Really.
Finn!
Glad I can untie you, buddy.
Check it out!
Finn finally made
it to my party!
And I have a surprise for you.
Close your eyes and don't
open them till I tell you.
Finn?
You... lied to me?
Yeow!
What about my party?
Don't go!
Finn!
Whupppp!
Hello?
Finn...
A-a-a-a-a-aah!
Surprise!
You...
you did this?
I did this?
Ow!
They've been waiting for me, Finn...
for my b-day!
Stop being crazy!
Gobble gobble gobble,
bla-bla-bla, gobble, dooba,
dooba, dabble.
Bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb!
Oof!
You a he!
I'm a woman!
Raah!
Ooh!
Ring, ring.
Eh, hang on, deary.
Hello?
Baby, I told you never
to call me here.
Oh!
W-what happened?
A deer scronked your head,
and you lost your mind, man.
You imprisoned the candy people
for your own sick
birthday fantasy.
Look.
What?
No!
It's not even close to my b-day.
I'm so sorry.
You...
You did not do this, Jake.
What?!
Then who did?
It... was... him.
Freak deer!
Aah!
Jake, you free the Candy people.
I'll take on the deer.
No-o-o!
ÂVan!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Thank you.
Heh, heh, hoo, hoo, ha.
Grrrrr!
Oh!
Aah!
Ohh!
Ugh!
Finn!
Huh?
Donk!
Nice!
We did it, dude.
How's your noggin?
Not crazy anymore.
How's your legs?
Mm... still broken.
Thank you for saving
my Kingdom, boys.
The deer wanted our sugar,
but I didn't give him any,
if you know what I mean.
Tch! Tch!
Um...
Phew! It's stanky in here!
Yeah, like bad breath and eggs.
Let's go home so
we can get baths.
I'm gonna get clean!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Aaah!
Get off! Aah!
We're coming!
Whoa!
Be careful!
Hyah!
Grab him, Jake!
Hyah!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Jake!
Whoa! Ugh!
Whatever.
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Oh!
Ohh.
Oh.
What happened?
Where's the deer?
Paging Dr. Ice Cream.
Ice cream for my mou-u-u-th!
Oh, dude!
I broke my stems!
Hello?
Jake?
Princess?
What the bliz?
Come on, people.
Yo!
Is everyone at church,
worshipping glob?
Whoop!
Skills. Skills.
Huh?
Bazoobs.
Jake?
Huh?
Oh, Finn, you're awake!
Yeah, I'm awake, but my
jams are all busted.
Right.
Yeah, I saw that.
So, what happened?
Did you save everybody?
Oh, yeah.
I-I think so.
Maybe.
So, Jake, there's nobody here.
Did you notice that?
Yeah. Pretty freaky.
Don't worry.
Ouch!
They're all hiding.
From what?
From me.
What?!
It's my birthday, man.
Lady Rainicorn put together
an elaborate surprise party.
She told you?
No, but I know Lady Rainicorn.
Ouch!
This is totally
something she would do.
Think about it.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
So, wait, the whole
kingdom is in on it'?
Yes, and they'll
only come out if
they think we'll be surprised,
so we got to act like we're
totally unaware, okay'?
Okay, man.
And how do we do that?
Just do what I'm doing.
Oh, look at me.
Living free without a
suspicion in the world.
Never in my wildest dreams would
I guess someone was planning a
surprise birthday party for me.
Pretty tricky, right?
Come on, let's go
back to the hut.
The what?
Come on! Come on!
♪ I got everything I need ♪
♪ Living free on trash booty ♪
♪ No, I don't suspect a thing ♪
♪ Blah, blublah, blublee ♪
♪ Hobo dreams ♪
Whoa.
Where'd you find
time to build this?
I don't know.
It didn't take long.
Hmm.
So, what should I do now?
Collect branches for
the hobo fire, dude.
Okay-
Ouchies.
A hobo fire, fire, fire.
Boy, it sure is
quiet around here!
Uh-huh!
I'd probably pee all over myself
if somebody jumped out and
surprised me!
Oh! Oh, I stink!
How long was I out for?
A day or two?
Huh.
What a convenient
place to bathe.
Sure seems like a good time
to come out if y'all are just
hiding and you don't, you know,
want to see me pop my top!
Oh, yeah. That's fresh.
I hope nobody's gonna jump out
of the bushes and peeps my bod!
Heh heh heh heh!
Blblblblblblblbl!
Hmm.
Just got to char out
the rotten parts...
Good as new, man.
Stay vigilant.
Eat your protein.
Jake?
Hmm?
I am starting to question your
theory about the surprise party.
Shh!
Don't talk so loud.
They might hear you.
But what if they're in trouble?
What if something
happened to them?
We should try looking around.
No!
You'll ruin my surprise party!
Ow! Oh!
Arsh!
Dude, are you okay?
Just promise me, Finn...
Promise not to look around.
Okay, I promise.
My birthday, it's gonna be rad.
Hey, it's you!
Thanks for breaking my
legs, you dumb-butt.
That sounds like...
Candy people.
Jake! Jake!
Mm. What?
I heard a sound coming
from the sewer.
We should check it out.
No, man.
They'll surprise-party
me when they're ready.
Be patient.
I'm being patient!
I waited all day, Jake!
Well, I've been
waiting six months.
Six months.
Six months.
Wait... what are you saying?
Everything's gonna be fine.
Even if we have to wait...
forever!
Have I been asleep
for six months?
Yeah, but don't worry
about it, man.
Face it, Finn...
Your best friend is gone.
Finn?
No-o-o-o!
Don't ruin the surprise!
Raaaaah!
Gah! Aah! Aah!
Whoa!
Oomph!
Hyah! Rah! Aah!
No!
Oh, my glob!
Surprise!
Happy birthday, Jake!
Ow!
Hey, Jake, what are you doing?
This is how my party's
gonna go down.
Shake it, my friends.
Hey! Hey!
Sure is great seeing
you all here.
Really makes me think.
Ow!
Lady, did you get extra T.P.
for all the "potty" people?
No.
Well, we might have some
party peepers here,
and I want to be sure they don't
wipe their buns on my cake.
Can I join your puppet party'?
We'll have twice
the puppet voices.
You won't run away?
Nah, man.
I'm with you.
Happy birthday, Jake. Really.
Finn!
Glad I can untie you, buddy.
Check it out!
Finn finally made
it to my party!
And I have a surprise for you.
Close your eyes and don't
open them till I tell you.
Finn?
You... lied to me?
Yeow!
What about my party?
Don't go!
Finn!
Whupppp!
Hello?
Finn...
A-a-a-a-a-aah!
Surprise!
You...
you did this?
I did this?
Ow!
They've been waiting for me, Finn...
for my b-day!
Stop being crazy!
Gobble gobble gobble,
bla-bla-bla, gobble, dooba,
dooba, dabble.
Bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb!
Oof!
You a he!
I'm a woman!
Raah!
Ooh!
Ring, ring.
Eh, hang on, deary.
Hello?
Baby, I told you never
to call me here.
Oh!
W-what happened?
A deer scronked your head,
and you lost your mind, man.
You imprisoned the candy people
for your own sick
birthday fantasy.
Look.
What?
No!
It's not even close to my b-day.
I'm so sorry.
You...
You did not do this, Jake.
What?!
Then who did?
It... was... him.
Freak deer!
Aah!
Jake, you free the Candy people.
I'll take on the deer.
No-o-o!
ÂVan!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Thank you.
Heh, heh, hoo, hoo, ha.
Grrrrr!
Oh!
Aah!
Ohh!
Ugh!
Finn!
Huh?
Donk!
Nice!
We did it, dude.
How's your noggin?
Not crazy anymore.
How's your legs?
Mm... still broken.
Thank you for saving
my Kingdom, boys.
The deer wanted our sugar,
but I didn't give him any,
if you know what I mean.
Tch! Tch!
Um...
Phew! It's stanky in here!
Yeah, like bad breath and eggs.
Let's go home so
we can get baths.
I'm gonna get clean!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!