According to Jim (2001–2009): Season 6, Episode 11 - In Case of Jimergency - full transcript

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OH! OKAY, HERE WE GO.
FIRST TIME EATING SOLID FOOD.

THIS IS SO EXCITING.
I KNOW!

FIRST TIME TRYING STEVIE B's
WINDY CITY RIB FEAST.

I'M SO EXCITED.

I KNOW!

GOT SOME ON YOUR CHEEK.
I'LL GET IT.

OH, YOU GOT SOME
ON YOUR CHEEK. MM.

NO, NO, I'LL GET IT.

OKAY, TANNER.

CHEW, CHEW, CHEW.
(makes chewing sounds)

CHEW! CHEW! CHEW!



OKAY, GET IT OUT.

GET IT OUT.
(grunts)

GET IT OUT.
(grunts)

(burps)

YAY!
(Cheryl) OH, YAY!

(both grunt)

GOT IT?

♪♪♪

JIM...
HMM?

I FOUND SOME
NAKED LADY PLAYING CARDS.

WOULDN'T THOSE
BE FUN TO LOOK AT?

WHY, YES. (laughs)

THEY WOULD
BE VERY FUN TO LOOK AT.

OH.
THANK YOU.



YEAH, I ALSO HAVE
SOME THINGS FOR YOU TO SIGN.

LIKE WHAT?

WOW, LOOK AT
THE QUEEN OF HEARTS, HUH?

AND SIGN...

WOW.

IT MUST BE REALLY COLD
UP THERE IN THAT SKI LODGE.

OH, YEAH. I BET.

WOW, CHECK OUT THE 9 OF SPADES
AND SIGN...

(laughs) 9?

I THINK SHE'S A 10-PLUS.

(laughing) OH, YOU.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT AM I...
WHAT AM I SIGNING HERE?

AM I...
AM I PAYING BILLS?

HEY, HONEY, LOOK.

I'M KISSING THE 4 OF CLUBS,
AND SHE'S CHINESE.

CHERYL,
THAT IS NOT WORKING...

(makes kissing sounds)

ENTIRELY.

WHAT... WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE?

WHAT... WHAT IS
THIS DOCTOR BILL FOR $200?

(sighs)

WHAT, DID YOU
HAVE ANOTHER BABY?

NO, JIM. KYLE HAD
A LITTLE GROWTH ON HIS CHIN.

HE'S FINE. THANK GOD.

NOW SIGN THE CHECK.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT, WAIT. WHAT WAS IT?

HE HAD A-A-A LEGUME-BASED
ENCRUSTATION

ON... ON HIS CHIN

THAT WAS REMOVED
BY NONINVASIVE MEANS

THROUGH THE USE OF TEXTILES

WITH... WITH NO HARM
TO THE PATIENT.

(Cheryl pouring coffee)

HE HAD PEANUT BUTTER
ON HIS FACE,

AND A DOCTOR
WIPED IT OFF WITH A CLOTH?!

OKAY, HOW DID YOU
FIGURE THAT OUT?

CHERYL, I AM NOT THE ONE
ON TRIAL HERE.

YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO TOOK OUR KID
TO THE DOCTOR

FOR PEANUT BUTTER?

OKAY, OKAY, HE HAD A SANDWICH,
AND SOMETHING GOT ON HIS CHIN,

AND IT GOT HARD,
AND I GOT SCARED.

OOH! OH, DR. CLARK SAYS
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

OH!
"HAPPENS ALL THE TIME"?

YES! COME ON, CHERYL. HEY,
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,

TONIGHT WHEN THE KIDS
BRUSH THEIR TEETH,

THAT WHITE STUFF
IS TOOTHPASTE, NOT RABIES.

OH. WOULD YOU JUST
SIGN THE DAMN CHECK?

NO, I'M NOT GONNA
PAY FOR THIS.

LET THE INSURANCE COMPANY
HANDLE THAT CRAP.

WOW, DID YOU SEE
THE 2 OF CLUBS?

I MEAN, IT'S ONE CARD,
BUT THAT IS QUITE A PAIR.

CHERYL...

HUH?

I AM NOT A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY
THAT CAN BE EASILY DISTRACTED

BY A NAKED WOMAN
RIDING A SPEEDBOAT.

OKAY. WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT... WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING HERE?

YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING
FROM ME. OKAY, OKAY.

THE INSURANCE COMPANY
REJECTED THE CLAIM.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

NO.

ARE YOU... YOU... CHERYL,
HOW COULD THEY REJECT...

DID YOU TALK TO 'EM?
DID YOU YELL AT 'EM, CHERYL?

DID YOU YELL AT 'EM?

NO! BUT I DID LEAVE
A STRONGLY WORDED VOICE MAIL.

WHEW, BOY, I BET THEY WERE
SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS

WHEN THEY DELETED
THAT ONE.

IF YOU WANT TO GET
WHAT YOU WANT,

YOU GOTTA SIT DOWN, YOU GOTTA
LOOK 'EM RIGHT IN THE EYE,

AND YOU GOTTA CHARM
THE PANTS OFF 'EM.

FROM NOW ON, I AM HANDLING ALL
THE HEALTH CARE IN THIS FAMILY.

NO, NO, NO!
YES.

FAMILY HEALTH CARE
IS MY TERRITORY.

YOU CAN'T USURP IT.
IT'S BEEN USURPED!

I AM NOW THE CZAR
OF HEALTH CARE.

OH, BY THE WAY, CHERYL, DON'T
RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S JUST EGG
ON YOUR FACE.

(laughs)

YOU KNOW, JIM...
WHAT?

THERE'S A REASON I HANDLE
THE THINGS I DO AROUND HERE

AND YOU HANDLE THE THINGS
YOU DO. AND WHAT IS THAT?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE
THE THINGS I DO!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST
TALKED TO THE CZAR LIKE THAT.

UGH!

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SHOULD HAVE YOU BEHEADED,

AND I BET I CAN HAVE
THE INSURANCE COMPANY

COVER IT FOR ME.

DENIED.

DENIED? I LOST AN EYE.

YEAH, WELL,
YESTERDAY I LOST MY KEYS.

YOU'RE STILL DENIED.

NUMBER 82!

82, THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME!

EXCUSE... EXCUSE... EXCUSE ME.

AAH!

(laughs) HI.

CAN I HELP YOU?

82, RIGHT HERE.
UH, RIGHT HERE.

UM, I FEEL
THERE'S BEEN A...

KIND OF A MISUNDERSTANDING
HERE WITH YOUR COMPANY.

SEEMS THAT YOUR COMPANY

ACCIDENTALLY REJECTED
ONE OF MY FAMILY'S CLAIMS.

OH! I REMEMBER THIS.

HEY, MARCY,
IT'S THE PEANUT BUTTER GUY.

(laughs) YOU KNOW, YOUR SON
MADE OUR WEEKLY NEWSLETTER.

TELL YOUR WIFE WE LOVE
THE VOICE MAIL. (laughs)

(laughs)

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS
ARE ENTERTAINED.

UH, CAN YOU... CAN YOU
WORK ON MY CLAIM, PLEASE?

HOLD ON A SECOND, SIR.

ARE YOU... YOU
PULLING UP MY CLAIM?

NO,
I'M CHECKING MY E-MAIL.

WHAT?!

YOUR CLAIM HAS BEEN REJECTED.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

WELL,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SAY,

"THANK YOU FOR 15 YEARS
OF PATRONAGE, SIR."

WELL,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SAY,

"WASH YOUR FACE
AFTER DINNER, SON."

HEY, ISN'T YOU COMPANY'S SLOGAN,
"WE RIGHT THERE BEHIND YOU"?

YEAH.

WELL, NOW I NOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING BEHIND ME.

NUMBER 83! WHAT... WAIT. NO, NO.
YOU GOT NUMBER 82 RIGHT HERE.

RIGHT HERE,
YOU GOT 82, NOT 83.

LOOK, LOOK, IF YOU KEEP
TALKING TO ME LIKE THIS,

I'M JUST GONNA TAKE MY
BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. OKAY.

I AM SERIOUS!

OH, NO!

DON'T TAKE AWAY
YOUR $128 A MONTH.

YOU'LL BRING THIS COMPANY
TO ITS KNEES!

I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

I MAY BE A COMMON MAN,

BUT I'M GONNA SET MYSELF FREE
FROM THE YOKE OF TYRANNY,

AND I'M GONNA CANCEL
MY HEALTH INSURANCE POLICY!

YOU REALIZE
WHEN I CANCEL THIS POLICY,

THAT NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR FAMILY
HAS ANY HEALTH INSURANCE?

(scoffs) REALIZE IT?
I DEMAND IT!

FREEDOM!

FREEDOM!

CAN YOU VALIDATE
MY PARKING, PLEASE?

OOH, YOU CANCELED
YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE?

YOU SURE
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?

YEAH, COME ON.

I'VE MADE MANY
SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT DECISIONS

IN MY LIFE, AND I'VE NEVER REGRETTED
ONE OF THEM. WHAT ABOUT THE TATTOO?

IF YOU THINK A TATTOO
OF MIKE DITKA ON MY LEFT CHEEK

IS A MISTAKE, YOU AND I
ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS.

HEY. HOW'D IT GO
WITH THE INSURANCE COMPANY?

DID YOU GET ANYBODY'S PANTS?

WELL, THE CZAR SPOKE,

ACTION WAS TAKEN,

PARKING WAS VALIDATED,

AND I THINK THAT'LL BE
THE VERY LAST TIME

THAT THEY DENY
ONE OF OUR CLAIMS.

REALLY?
MM-HMM.

I'M IMPRESSED. IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU HANDLED THAT REALLY WELL.

I HAVE A WAY WITH PEOPLE.

APPARENTLY.

TRUST IN YOUR CZAR.

YEAH.

(singsong voice)
HE'S ALWAYS BEHIND YOU.

(normal voice)
SEE?

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL,
MY FRIEND.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S THE THING I HATE ABOUT
THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES.

THEY LIVE ON FEAR.
THEY SURVIVE ON FEAR.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU... YOU ARE SO AFRAID,

THAT YOU WON'T EVEN
MAKE A CLAIM

BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
THEY'RE GONNA REJECT IT,

AND... AND THEN YOUR INSURANCE
IS GONNA GO UP.

YOU KNOW, FORGET IT.
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS
IN THIS FAMILY,

I'M GONNA PAY FOR IT
OUT OF MY OWN POCKET.

I MEAN,
HOW EXPENSIVE COULD IT BE?

WE'RE PRETTY CAREFUL
AROUND HERE.

DAD,
I'LL BE UP ON THE ROOF.

EVERYBODY FREEZE!

GET OFF.

PUT THAT DOWN.

GROW A BRAIN.

COME UP.

BUT I WANTED A COOKIE. AND
I HAVE A STRING ON MY SHIRT.

I HAVE A THEORY.

OOH.
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, JIM?

BACK TO THE INSURANCE AGENCY

OR UP ON THE ROOF
TO TEST KYLE'S THEORY?

WELL,
HELLO, PRETTY LADY.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE COMMON MAN.

I ALMOST
DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU

WITHOUT THE YOKE OF TYRANNY
AROUND YOUR NECK.

HA HA HA HA!

WELL, I HOPE YOUR COMPANY
COVERS THE FUNNY BONE,

BECAUSE
YOU'RE CRACKING ME UP.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S WHY I LIKE
THIS COMPANY SO MUCH.

IN FACT, I WANT YOU BEHIND ME
DOING THE THING YOU DO BEST.

I'D LIKE TO REINSTATE
MY INSURANCE POLICY.

HEAR THAT, MARCY?
MR. 128 IS BACK.

WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
THE MASS LAYOFFS ANYMORE.

(laughs)

ANYWAY, UH,

WHAT ABOUT REINSTATING
MY INSURANCE POLICY?

LOOK, I CAN'T
REINSTATE YOUR POLICY.

IT'S CANCELED.

WOULD THIS CHANGE THINGS?

SIR, THIS IS A NAKED LADY
ON A SPEEDBOAT.

COME ON.
CAN'T YOU HELP ME OUT HERE?

CAN'T YOU JUST
BEND THE RULES A LITTLE BIT?

(sighs)

I SUPPOSE I COULD OPEN
YOUR NEW POLICY.

(whispers) OKAY.
WELL, LET'S DO THAT.

OF COURSE NOW YOU LOST
YOUR LOYAL CUSTOMER DISCOUNT,

SO YOUR RATE
WILL GO UP 20%.

20%?!

AND THERE'S
A 5-DAY WAITING PERIOD

BEFORE YOUR NEW POLICY
KICKS IN. FIVE DAYS? WHY?

WHY NOT?

WE THE INSURANCE COMPANY,
BABY.

OKAY, JIM,

I GOT THEIR SKATEBOARD,
ARROWS AND THEIR BATTERIES.

BATTERIES? WHAT FOR?

I GUESS KIDS
AT YOUR SCHOOL

DIDN'T PLAY "PELT THE FAT KID
WITH BATTERIES."

ANDY, WE GOT FIVE DAYS.
FIVE WAITING DAYS.

WE GOTTA WATCH THESE KIDS
LIKE A HAWK!

OKAY, OKAY.
IT'S ONLY FIVE DAYS,

AND... AND BESIDES, THEY'RE KIDS.
THEY'RE MOSTLY CARTILAGE.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET SICK?

COME ON!
YOU'RE IN GREAT SHAPE.

YOU, SIR,

ARE THE HEALTHIEST MAN
IN THIS ROOM.

IT'S FIVE DAYS, JIM.

YEAH, YEAH. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M JUST OVERREACTING.

(Cheryl) AH-CHOO!

OH, I THINK I GOT THAT FLU BUG
THAT GRACIE HAD.

NO! DAMN IT! WHY?!

I MEAN, GOD BLESS YOU.

AH-CHOO!

OH!

(sneezes loudly) OHH.

I WANNA DIE.

HERE'S SOME TEA.

DANA, I HAVE A BUG,
NOT THE PLAGUE.

LOOK, RYAN AND I ARE HAVING
DINNER IN A RESTAURANT

FOR THE FIRST TIME
SINCE TANNER WAS BORN.

IF TANNER GETS SICK, WE CAN'T
HAVE DINNER IN A RESTAURANT,

AND I NEED TO HAVE DINNER
IN A RESTAURANT.

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

SHE IS SICK.
SHE IS SICK. SHE IS SICK.

SHE'S GONNA NEED
TO SEE A DOCTOR.

WHEW. A DOCTOR VISIT
IS 200 BUCKS.

$300 FOR BLOOD TESTS.

COLONOSCOPY IS $682.78.

FOUND THAT OUT
THE HARD WAY.

LOOK, ANDY, IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE MONEY, ALL RIGHT?

IF I TAKE HER
TO THE DOCTOR,

SHE'S GONNA FIND OUT THAT
I CANCELED OUR INSURANCE.

WHEW. AT LEAST
WITH A COLONOSCOPY,

THEY LUBE YOU UP FIRST.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I JUST OUGHTA CONVINCE HER

THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED
TO SEE A DOCTOR.

YEAH.

DADDY, RUBY AND I ARE
PLAYING "KYLE'S FUNERAL."

HOW DEEP IS A GRAVE?

I'LL GET THIS.
YOU GET CHERYL.

NOW YOUR BASIC GRAVE IS 6 FEET,
BUT KYLE'S SHORT...

I'M GONNA GO PUT THESE UNDER
A HEAT LAMP AND SEE WHAT GROWS.

(Cheryl coughing)
HEY! HEY!

(continues coughing)
OHH.

OH, MY GOD.
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!

I REALLY THINK
YOU'VE TURNED THE CORNER.

I HAVE A FEVER.

(grunts)

DAMN, GIRL, SO DO I.

YOU LOOK REALLY HOT
IN THAT SHAWL.

COME ON.
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.

NO, JIM,
I HAVE THE FLU.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...

"FEED A COLD
AND PLAYFULLY SPANK A FEVER."

AH-CHOO!
OH!

(groaning)

AND THAT'S THE SECOND SHOWER
OF THE DAY FOR ME.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, JIM? I REALLY
NEED TO GO SEE A DOCTOR.

THEY GAVE GRACIE AMOXICILLIN,
AND IT REALLY HELPED.

I WANT TO GET STARTED ON THAT,
LIKE, TODAY.

CHERYL, YOU CAN'T GO
TO A DOCTOR RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU LOOK AWFUL!

YOU CAN'T GO IN PUBLIC!

A SECOND AGO, YOU WANTED
TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.

YEAH... FROM PITY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM CALLING DR. CLARK.

NO, DON'T... DON'T CALL
THE DOCTOR. (groans)

I'LL CALL THE DOCTOR,
I'LL DESCRIBE YOUR SYMPTOMS,

AND HE'LL PRESCRIBE
SOME MEDICINE.

ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER,
BUT WHEN I'M FEELING BETTER,

YOU'RE GONNA PAY
FOR THAT PITY LINE.

GOOD GIRL. ANGER REALLY
HELPS THE HEALING.

(spraying)

DANA.
HUH?

YOUR HUSBAND IS A DOCTOR.

DO YOU THINK HE CAN
PRESCRIBE SOME PILLS FOR ME

SO I CAN
GIVE THEM TO CHERYL?

RYAN DELIVERS BABIES.
CALL YOUR OWN DOCTOR.

(sighs)
YEAH, I COULD DO THAT, OR...

I COULD PUT CHERYL'S GERMS
ALL OVER YOUR BABY'S FACE.

WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?

I NEED THAT PRESCRIPTION.

YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ME,
DANA?

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. LET'S
JUST SETTLE DOWN. UH-HUH.

LET'S JUST ALL BE COOL HERE.
OH, I'M SO COOL RIGHT NOW.

GOOD.

BUT I NEED THAT PRESCRIPTION,
DANA.

NOW...

TAKE THAT PHONE.

YOU CALL YOUR HUSBAND
RIGHT NOW!

FINE. I HAVE HIS
PRESCRIPTION PAD IN MY PURSE.

HE SIGNS A FEW FOR ME
SO I CAN GET WHATEVER I WANT.

YOU GET THE GOODS.

COME ON.

NO SUDDEN MOVES.

OKAY. GOOD GIRL. MOMMY'S
DOING THE RIGHT THING, TANNER.

SHE'S LISTENING
TO UNCLE JIM.

(lighter flicks on)
STEP AWAY FROM THE BABY.

DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT.
NOW HAND OVER THE SNOT RAGS.

DON'T PUSH ME.

I NEED TO HAVE DINNER
IN A RESTAURANT.

THEN HAND THE PAD OVER.
INFECTED TISSUES FIRST.

SAME TIME.

ONE...

TWO... THREE.

HA HA HA HA.

WAIT, THIS IS
A "FAR SIDE" CALENDAR.

STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY.

OH! OH! DANA, NO!

DANA, IF I GET SICK,
I AM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN

AND LICK YOUR BABY
ON THE FOREHEAD!

(grunts)

WELL,
I CONVINCED THE KIDS

THAT KYLE DESERVES
A MEMORIAL SERVICE,

BUT THEY'RE DEFINITELY PUTTING
HIM IN THE GROUND TODAY.

ANDY, I HAVE NO TIME
TO EVEN DISCUSS THIS.

I HAVE TO GET SOME AMOXICILLIN
FOR CHERYL IMMEDIATELY.

(laughs)
MAN, THAT'S GOOD STUFF.

I GIVE IT TO MY TROPICAL FISH
ALL THE TIME FOR THEIR FIN ROT.

$2.98 AT THE PET STORE
FOR THE EXACT SAME MEDICINE.

(Andy opens can)

AND, UH, IF YOU SPEND
MORE THAN 10 BUCKS,

YOU GET
A FREE HERMIT CRAB.

THE...

EXACT...

SAME...

MEDICINE?

YEAH.

WOW! LOOK AT YOU.

I KNOW.
I'M SO MUCH BETTER,

THANKS TO THE BEST HUSBAND
IN THE WORLD.

YOU KNOW,
HE GOT ME MEDICINE.

I DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR,

AND HE GOT ME THIS HERMIT CRAB
TO KEEP ME COMPANY.

WELL,
YOU CERTAINLY LOOK BETTER.

OH.

NOT GREEN AROUND THE GILLS
AT ALL.

THANKS, HONEY. HEY, COULD YOU
KEEP AN EYE ON THIS OATMEAL?

I NEED TO GO WRANGLE
THE KIDS. SURE, SURE.

(Cheryl) THANKS.

"GREEN AROUND THE GILLS."

ANDY, YOU, SIR, ARE A RASCAL.

OH. (sneezes loudly)

OH, MY GOD.
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

I AM SO SICK.

TAKE THE FISH MEDICINE.

YEAH. YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

MAYBE SEX WITH CHERYL

WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA
AFTER ALL.

HEY, YOU SHOULD TAKE
AT LEAST 50.

YOU, SIR, ARE NO GUPPY.

YEAH.

OH, THESE TASTE LIKE SEAWEED.

UGH.
I NEED TO WASH IT DOWN.

YOU KNOW, JIM,

I-I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THESE FISH PILLS.

IF WE BUY BULK
FROM THE PET STORE

AND THEN SELL TO SICK KIDS
ON THE PLAYGROUND...

I JUST DON'T SEE A DOWNSIDE.

I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.

(screaming)

(all screaming)

WHAT?!

(mutters)

(screaming)

(all screaming)

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
DANA, GET THE KIDS OUT NOW.

I CAN TAKE 'EM, BUT I CAN'T MAKE
'EM UNSEE WHAT THEY'VE SEEN!

WE'LL TAKE 'EM TO THE MUSEUM.
THEY NEED TO SEE PRETTY THINGS.

OKAY. JIM, JIM, WE GOTTA
GET YOU IN THE CAR.

WE NEED TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY
ROOM. EMERGENCY ROOM?

YES.
THE HOSPITAL?

YES.

(laughs)
THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

(scoffs) COME ON.
I'M THE CZAR HERE.

I'M FINE.

FINE?

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE
UNDER A BRIDGE

EATING BILLY GOATS.

I FEEL PERFECTLY WELL.

EVERYTHING ABOUT ME
FEELS GOOD.

NO. I TOOK SOME OF
YOUR MEDICATION.

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE
IN A FEW MINUTES.

I COULD USE SOME TEA.

NO, NO, NO.
YOU DON'T NEED TEA.

YOU'RE HAVING AN ALLERGIC
REACTION TO THE MEDICATION. NO, I...

"AMOXICILLIN... FOR FISH"?

YOU TOOK FISH MEDICINE?

MM-HMM.

I TOOK FISH MEDICINE?!

YOU GAVE ME
FISH MEDICINE?!

OKAY. YOU'RE MAD ABOUT
THE FISH MEDICINE? YES!

COULD ANYTHING
MAKE YOU MADDER? NO!

I CANCELED OUR HEALTH
INSURANCE. WHAT?!

I THINK YOU COULD
USE SOME TEA.

YOU... YOU... YOU... YOU... YOU
CANCELED OUR HEALTH INSURANCE?

THE... THE INSURANCE
FOR OUR FAMILY...

AND ITS HEALTH?

ARE YOU
CHALLENGING THE CZAR?

NO,
I'M USURPING THE CZAR!

I'M TAKING OVER
THE FAMILY HEALTH CARE.

YOU ARE OVERREACTING!

OH, AM I,
MR. POTATO HEAD?

BECAUSE WHAT I THINK

IS THAT I'M GONNA HAVE
TO GREASE YOUR HEAD

TO FIT YOU INTO THE CAR.
NOW COME ON.

WE'RE GOING TO
THE EMERGENCY ROOM RIGHT NOW.

NO!
YES! YES!

NO!
Y... JIM, Y...

ALL RIGHT, FINE,

BUT WE'RE STOPPING
AT ONE PLACE FIRST.

FINE! GO!

(laughing)

FISH MEDICINE?

YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU AND MARCY
WOULD APPRECIATE THE STORY.

OKAY. OKAY, HONEY, WE'VE GOT
TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL, OKAY?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY.

I'M BACKDATING YOUR POLICY.
THIS ONE'S ON US.

(laughing)

WELL,
THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU.

SEE, CHERYL, I TOLD YOU.

I'VE GOT
A WAY WITH PEOPLE.

YES, YOU DO, HONEY.