A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 3, Episode 9 - Product MisplacemANT - full transcript
Chyna and the others try to sneak out to go to a karaoke competition.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
Hello, prodigies! I have
something amazing to show you!
Ooh, is it a million-dollar coin?
Sorry. Don't have one on me.
I did, but I left it in the
take-a-million-dollar-coin,
leave-a-million-dollar-coin
tray at the yacht store.
Well, the next time you have
one of those, just give it to me.
Because, as of five seconds
ago, I am a coin collector.
Anyway, this is what I want to show you.
A top secret pre-release
prototype of the new zPhone 4!
And you're each getting one!
I can use this with my
friends and family plan!
And Fletcher, you can use
it with your family plan.
Just keep these with you at all times.
It's loaded with new cutting edge
features that our biggest competitor,
Hashimoto Mobile, would
love to get their hands on.
Their CEO, Mr. Hashimoto,
is a ruthless business man.
Hashimoto! Hashimoto!
This feature list is amazing!
3D calling, facial recognition...
An alibi app?
Olive was at my place
watching a television program
when Fletcher was savagely attacked.
Ooh, excuses like that
could come in handy!
Well, 3D calling sounds
cool! Let's try it, Olive.
Hello?
Check out tiny me.
I'm adorable!
Anyway, once you've tried them out
for a few days, I'd love your feedback.
Here's my feedback...
♪This is awesome!
Oh, hold on. I'm getting another call.
Hi, Fletcher. Fletcher?
Hello?
You're my tiny little Chyna doll.
Is there any way to disable this?
Sure.
I meant disable the app, not Fletcher!
Olive was at my place
watching a television program
when Fletcher was savagely attacked.
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
Woo!
♪Everybody's got that thing.
♪Something different, we all bring.
♪Don't you let 'em, clip your wings.
♪You got it! You got it!
♪We're on fire and we
blaze, in extraordinary ways.
♪365 days.
♪We got it! We got it!
♪You can dream it. You can be it.
♪If you can feel
it, you can believe it!
♪Because I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
Woo!
Aw, I miss you, too, Dixon.
You hang up!
No, you hang up.
No, you hang up. No...
I'll hang up!
Thanks, Lexi.
I just got this new zPhone 4
and I really don't
know how to hang it up.
I can't believe you have
a boyfriend, and I don't!
It's like the whole world
has turned upside down!
Interesting factoid. The
world has turned upside down.
Thanks to geomagnetic reversal,
wherein the positions of magnetic north
and magnetic south are interchanged,
happening most recently with
the Brunhes-Matuyama reversal,
which occurred over 780,000 years ago.
I can't believe you have
a boyfriend, and I don't!
Why am I even talking to you?
Because you're single and lonely?
Hey, Olive? Do you have plans tonight?
Well, I did. But I finished driving Lexi
to the brink of madness, so I'm free.
Great. There's this Sushi bar in town
that's having a karaoke contest tonight!
Raw fish plus raw
talent? It's a win-win!
Actually, it's a lose-lose
because I don't want to go-go.
Why not? This is our chance
to go out and explore the city.
Where's your sense of adventure?
Where is the courageous
woman that Dixon fell for?
He didn't fall for my sense
of adventure, he fell for...
Zazow!
Anyways, we're not allowed
to go out after curfew.
Well, maybe our Den Mother
will give us special permission.
Hey, Winter, can I talk to you?
Can't you see I'm listening to music?
And that I don't like you?
Well, if you like
music, here's a song...
♪Me and my friends
want to go out tonight.
♪But we need you
to say it's all right!
♪Please can we go to karaoke?
♪I know you want to say okey-dokey!
I'd love for you to go.
Into town, into traffic...
Into the light!
But unfortunately, I can't allow it
because my job is to protect you...
Obnoxious little boogers!
She's more like the
kind of Den Mother you'd
find in a cave
surrounded by human bones.
Hi, Seth.
Don't worry, Seth. It's just a girl.
Put down the comic book.
It's going to be okay.
Good.
Now, turns out you're the
cutest boy in school...
That Olive isn't inexplicably dating.
So, congratulations...
You're my boyfriend!
Really? My friends from space camp
are never going to believe this!
- Can I get a picture?
- Whoa!
I don't do pictures on the first date.
I'm sorry. I've never
been on a first date.
Don't worry! I'll teach you exactly
what you need to do with a girl.
First, you compliment her shoes,
then you compliment her dress.
Then you compliment the way
her shoes complement her dress.
But I don't like your dress.
What?
Why not?
It's the same color as Garkonite!
The only substance in the
Universe that can weaken Garkon.
- What's "Garkon"?
- It's a comic book.
And a TV series based on the comic
book, and a movie based on the TV series,
and a novel based on the movie,
and a comic book based on the novel,
and another TV series based
on that comic book, and a...
I'm sorry. I stopped listening
after, "it's a comic book".
Why don't we talk about
something we both love?
Ooh! Here's something.
Me.
What's the point of living away
from home if we have even more rules?
I say we go to karaoke anyway.
All we have do is sneak past Winter.
No problem.
What are you doing?
That's how you sneak. I saw
it in a nature documentary.
Was it a documentary about
a roadrunner and a coyote?
You saw it, too?
Come on! There's got to be
a simple way out of here.
There is.
All we need to do is place three
full-length mirrors at right angles,
to create a retro-reflective surface so
Winter thinks she's alone in the lounge.
Meanwhile, we tunnel underneath the
floor using a hydraulic fracking drill,
then rappel 20 stories
down into the garbage bins,
fleeing the grounds in our
high-tech light-absorbing camouflage!
And where are we supposed
to get all that stuff?
Easy. We'll just sneak past Winter
and go to the hardware store.
- We'll need three full length mirrors...
- Guys...
I think we can just walk out.
Whoa! This place is so cool!
It's like a little piece of
Japan right here in California!
Puh-lease.
Nothing about this place
is authentically Japanese.
Starting with the fact
that it's called Toky-OMG!
Wait. Where's Fletcher?
Interesting factoid, who cares?
Hey, look! The karaoke
contest has started.
♪I'm the love thief.
♪I'll steal your heart.
♪You can lock it up.
♪But I'll pick it apart.
♪Love thief.
♪Turn off your alarm.
♪Love thief.
♪I'll turn on my charm!
That's Mr. Hashimoto,
Mr. Grundy's nemesis!
I wish I had a nemesis.
Chyna, will you be my nemesis?
No.
You win this round, Chyna!
But this is far from over!
What is Mr. Hashimoto doing here?
Winning the karaoke contest.
Again.
Well, I'd better take my picture,
because it's going up there next.
So what should I sing?
They have songs by all the
best and most real artists...
Trifecta, Blood
Butcher, Madam Goo Goo...
How cute.
The little girl is going
to sing a little song.
Good luck dethroning the Karaoke King!
Many have tried.
But all have failed.
You win this round, Chyna!
But this is far from over!
What? You're his nemesis now?
I asked you first!
I can't believe I won!
Too bad Fletcher isn't here to see this.
Actually, he is.
Winter caught me while
I was sneaking out.
Another 40 minutes and I
would've been in the clear.
Let's go, boogers.
Ooh, what's this?
A super-secret zPhone 4 prototype!
Looks like I am the winner after all!
Shaloha, Earthling!
I was thinking for our date, we
could go to the Garkon convention.
Garkon-Con.
Why would I want to go to
a building full of nerds?
I already live in one of those!
But the guy who did the reboot of the
movie based on the TV series based on the
novelization of the movie based on the TV
series based on the original comic book.
Is gonna be there, signing copies of
the upcoming novelization of the reboot!
That's it!
If you're going to be my boyfriend, you
need to detox from your ad-dork-tion.
I'm going to have to confiscate
all your Garkon stuff.
What?
But I've been collecting that
stuff since I was a youngling!
Look, do you want
Garkon or do you want me?
And just so you know, six more dates and
I'll be ready to take a picture with you.
I'll go get my stuff.
Wow, you got a lot of stupid stuff!
It was weird moving
all this out of my room.
Mostly because I discovered
I have a roommate!
Of course, now I don't
have room for my things,
so I had to move them
into your room temporarily.
Did you have to leave that
fuzzy pink unicorn in there?
That thing creeps me out.
That thing creeps you out?
Stay strong! I know you can do this.
I have faith in you. Now go!
I don't get it.
Look at this dumb comic book...
"Under the three moons of
Zaxon, Princess Garkon"...
She's a Princess?
"Needed new boots for
each of her four feet".
"So she headed to the trading
outpost in the Forbidden Zone"...
And she shops?
Guys, I have a huge problem!
I've looked everywhere
and I can't find my zPhone!
Okay. Relax. Maybe someone found it.
Uh, here.
Call it in 3D mode and you'll
be able to see who picks up.
Good idea!
Hello?
Mr. Hashimoto? You have my phone?
No. This is not Mr. Hashimoto.
My name is...
Steve Jones.
Oh, no. We've got to figure
out a way to get the phone back!
Okay, but I don't know how we're
going to find this guy's address.
There are, like, a
thousand Steve Joneses.
That was Mr. Hashimoto!
He has all that new technology
now. This could ruin Z-Tech!
Mr. Grundy is going to kill me!
And get away with it
because he has an alibi app!
Wait. I bet Mr. Hashimoto
will be back at the
Sushi bar trying to
reclaim his karaoke crown.
We can go confront him.
We're grounded. And Winter's
watching us like a hawk.
This is Princess Garkon.
The Zaxonites have breached
our security force field!
I'm going to have to engage them in
hand-to-hand to-hand-to-hand combat.
Ah! Not Garkonite!
It's the one substance
that makes me weak!
Luckily, I'm wearing my blaster boots!
"The end"?
But what happened to
the Carpezian space baby?
They didn't tie that up at all!
I've got to get on the message boards!
Chyna!
I discovered this cool
new feature on my zPhone.
Voice spoofing!
"It captures a caller's voice and
allows you to sound exactly like them"?
- This is perfect!
- I know!
We can call Fletcher as Fletcher
and blow his tiny little mind!
Or we can use it to trick Winter...
And get her out of the way so we
can go back to the karaoke bar.
Hello?
Hello, this is...
Mr. Hashimoto.
What?
Miss Maddox, I hope
I am not catching you
at an inopportune time.
And my parents said that
Wolfy went to live on a farm...
Not at all.
Excellent. I have been impressed with
your business skills. And I
would like to offer you a job.
Heading up my new technology division.
You mean, a job that doesn't
involve working with little brats?
Brats?
Interesting factoid. According
to pediatric behaviorologists,
children respond better
to positive messages!
- Anyway, the job starts tomorrow...
- In Tokyo.
You think she bought it?
Sayonara, suckers! I'm off to Tokyo!
Hey, Lexi. Check it out.
- What happened to you?
- I got hooked on style.
I started flipping through some of those
fashion magazines you left in my room,
to learn what girls like.
So, do you want to go to the Mall?
Today? We can't go today!
Today's Garkon-Con!
I'm pro Garkon-Con now.
You don't have to be con Garkon-Con.
Is this some kind of
a test? Is this a con?
Is this a Garkon-Con con?
Because, I promise you, I'm
over all that nerdy stuff.
Well, get back under it!
No, thanks. I'll be at the Mall.
Hey, Lexi. Did I hear
you talking about Garkon?
Shaloha, Earthling.
Oh, my gosh! Are you a Garkon fan, too?
If I weren't, would I have spent
$10,000 on real blaster boots?
The actress who plays Garkon
is in town for Garkon-Con!
Do you think maybe you could
use your money and your charm,
but mostly your money,
to get her to come here?
I do have money and
charm! But mostly money.
This is perfect!
Once Seth meets her, he'll totally
nerd-out and remember why he was a fan
and then we can enjoy Garkon together.
That might work!
Oops.
Zoltan was at my place
watching a television program
when that janitor was disintegrated.
There's Mr. Hashimoto. We need a plan.
Okay. We'll need three full-length mirrors
to create a retro-reflective surface...
Is that your only plan?
Hey, when it works, it works.
You again!
What did you just call me?
Nothing. I was just ordering Sushi.
Forget that! You have my
zPhone and I need it back!
You mean this phone?
Oh, no! Too slow!
Fine.
Then I challenge you to a
Super Karaoke Duet Showdown!
Winner gets the phone.
You know my honor will
not allow me to say no.
Let's flip a coin to
see who chooses the song.
Is that a million-dollar coin?
Yes. I took it from a plastic
dish at the yacht store.
Heads!
There's no "heads" on
a million-dollar coin.
Only diamond and butler.
Now, the song. I choose...
Tokyo Anime look by J-Pop
sensation Kumiko Iwasaki!
In Japanese!
♪Check us out! Check us out!
♪Tokyo Anime look!
Okay, let's go to
the Applause-O-Meter.
Who liked little annoying
girl's performance?
And who liked my much better,
less pitchy performance?
Olive!
The nemesis of my nemesis is my friend!
Plus, he shared his
Sushi platter with me.
Well, I still won! You
have to give me the phone.
Forget it!
We have an old saying in Japan.
"Finders keepers, losers weepers".
That's what we say!
We said it first! You stole it!
Just like you stole my karaoke crown!
You steal everything!
Well, it looks like you dropped the phone
when you were shaking your "fanki butsu".
Oh, no! Too slow!
Yes! You got the phone!
Now I won't get in trouble!
Actually, you will.
Why am I in trouble? I didn't
even know they were here!
By the way, you could've invited me.
Yeah, we know.
Thanks to you, I just spent the
past 24 hours flying to Japan!
In coach!
Between a crying baby
and a sumo wrestler!
And neither was wearing a clean diaper!
And it's all your...
Where'd they go?
Okay, don't open your
eyes until I say...
You're the real Garkon!
You're really here! You're
Garkon, Princess of the galaxy!
Actually, my name is Amelia
and I'm from Sherman Oaks.
Shaloha, Earthling!
Garkon is talking to us!
Ooh! Can you say your line
from Season 3, episode 9
where you're defending the
Universe against the Zaxonites?
Uh, yeah. You mean...
"Step off, space sleaze,
before I go supernova on you!"
Yeah!
Isn't this awesome?
No. Hearing it now, I don't
know why I was ever into Garkon.
Tell me about it.
I auditioned for some lame TV show I
thought would never see the light of day
and now I can't go anywhere without
pathetic losers fawning all over me.
Garkon is talking about us!
I was thinking of going to the Mall.
- Do you wanna come?
- Totes.
Anything to get away for
"Space Nerd" and "Astro Dork".
Garkon gave us nicknames!
What just happened?
Garkon stole your boyfriend!
You win this round, Garkon!
But this is far from over!
Great! Now, everyone
has a nemesis except me!
Hello, prodigies! I have
something amazing to show you!
Ooh, is it a million-dollar coin?
Sorry. Don't have one on me.
I did, but I left it in the
take-a-million-dollar-coin,
leave-a-million-dollar-coin
tray at the yacht store.
Well, the next time you have
one of those, just give it to me.
Because, as of five seconds
ago, I am a coin collector.
Anyway, this is what I want to show you.
A top secret pre-release
prototype of the new zPhone 4!
And you're each getting one!
I can use this with my
friends and family plan!
And Fletcher, you can use
it with your family plan.
Just keep these with you at all times.
It's loaded with new cutting edge
features that our biggest competitor,
Hashimoto Mobile, would
love to get their hands on.
Their CEO, Mr. Hashimoto,
is a ruthless business man.
Hashimoto! Hashimoto!
This feature list is amazing!
3D calling, facial recognition...
An alibi app?
Olive was at my place
watching a television program
when Fletcher was savagely attacked.
Ooh, excuses like that
could come in handy!
Well, 3D calling sounds
cool! Let's try it, Olive.
Hello?
Check out tiny me.
I'm adorable!
Anyway, once you've tried them out
for a few days, I'd love your feedback.
Here's my feedback...
♪This is awesome!
Oh, hold on. I'm getting another call.
Hi, Fletcher. Fletcher?
Hello?
You're my tiny little Chyna doll.
Is there any way to disable this?
Sure.
I meant disable the app, not Fletcher!
Olive was at my place
watching a television program
when Fletcher was savagely attacked.
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
Woo!
♪Everybody's got that thing.
♪Something different, we all bring.
♪Don't you let 'em, clip your wings.
♪You got it! You got it!
♪We're on fire and we
blaze, in extraordinary ways.
♪365 days.
♪We got it! We got it!
♪You can dream it. You can be it.
♪If you can feel
it, you can believe it!
♪Because I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
Woo!
Aw, I miss you, too, Dixon.
You hang up!
No, you hang up.
No, you hang up. No...
I'll hang up!
Thanks, Lexi.
I just got this new zPhone 4
and I really don't
know how to hang it up.
I can't believe you have
a boyfriend, and I don't!
It's like the whole world
has turned upside down!
Interesting factoid. The
world has turned upside down.
Thanks to geomagnetic reversal,
wherein the positions of magnetic north
and magnetic south are interchanged,
happening most recently with
the Brunhes-Matuyama reversal,
which occurred over 780,000 years ago.
I can't believe you have
a boyfriend, and I don't!
Why am I even talking to you?
Because you're single and lonely?
Hey, Olive? Do you have plans tonight?
Well, I did. But I finished driving Lexi
to the brink of madness, so I'm free.
Great. There's this Sushi bar in town
that's having a karaoke contest tonight!
Raw fish plus raw
talent? It's a win-win!
Actually, it's a lose-lose
because I don't want to go-go.
Why not? This is our chance
to go out and explore the city.
Where's your sense of adventure?
Where is the courageous
woman that Dixon fell for?
He didn't fall for my sense
of adventure, he fell for...
Zazow!
Anyways, we're not allowed
to go out after curfew.
Well, maybe our Den Mother
will give us special permission.
Hey, Winter, can I talk to you?
Can't you see I'm listening to music?
And that I don't like you?
Well, if you like
music, here's a song...
♪Me and my friends
want to go out tonight.
♪But we need you
to say it's all right!
♪Please can we go to karaoke?
♪I know you want to say okey-dokey!
I'd love for you to go.
Into town, into traffic...
Into the light!
But unfortunately, I can't allow it
because my job is to protect you...
Obnoxious little boogers!
She's more like the
kind of Den Mother you'd
find in a cave
surrounded by human bones.
Hi, Seth.
Don't worry, Seth. It's just a girl.
Put down the comic book.
It's going to be okay.
Good.
Now, turns out you're the
cutest boy in school...
That Olive isn't inexplicably dating.
So, congratulations...
You're my boyfriend!
Really? My friends from space camp
are never going to believe this!
- Can I get a picture?
- Whoa!
I don't do pictures on the first date.
I'm sorry. I've never
been on a first date.
Don't worry! I'll teach you exactly
what you need to do with a girl.
First, you compliment her shoes,
then you compliment her dress.
Then you compliment the way
her shoes complement her dress.
But I don't like your dress.
What?
Why not?
It's the same color as Garkonite!
The only substance in the
Universe that can weaken Garkon.
- What's "Garkon"?
- It's a comic book.
And a TV series based on the comic
book, and a movie based on the TV series,
and a novel based on the movie,
and a comic book based on the novel,
and another TV series based
on that comic book, and a...
I'm sorry. I stopped listening
after, "it's a comic book".
Why don't we talk about
something we both love?
Ooh! Here's something.
Me.
What's the point of living away
from home if we have even more rules?
I say we go to karaoke anyway.
All we have do is sneak past Winter.
No problem.
What are you doing?
That's how you sneak. I saw
it in a nature documentary.
Was it a documentary about
a roadrunner and a coyote?
You saw it, too?
Come on! There's got to be
a simple way out of here.
There is.
All we need to do is place three
full-length mirrors at right angles,
to create a retro-reflective surface so
Winter thinks she's alone in the lounge.
Meanwhile, we tunnel underneath the
floor using a hydraulic fracking drill,
then rappel 20 stories
down into the garbage bins,
fleeing the grounds in our
high-tech light-absorbing camouflage!
And where are we supposed
to get all that stuff?
Easy. We'll just sneak past Winter
and go to the hardware store.
- We'll need three full length mirrors...
- Guys...
I think we can just walk out.
Whoa! This place is so cool!
It's like a little piece of
Japan right here in California!
Puh-lease.
Nothing about this place
is authentically Japanese.
Starting with the fact
that it's called Toky-OMG!
Wait. Where's Fletcher?
Interesting factoid, who cares?
Hey, look! The karaoke
contest has started.
♪I'm the love thief.
♪I'll steal your heart.
♪You can lock it up.
♪But I'll pick it apart.
♪Love thief.
♪Turn off your alarm.
♪Love thief.
♪I'll turn on my charm!
That's Mr. Hashimoto,
Mr. Grundy's nemesis!
I wish I had a nemesis.
Chyna, will you be my nemesis?
No.
You win this round, Chyna!
But this is far from over!
What is Mr. Hashimoto doing here?
Winning the karaoke contest.
Again.
Well, I'd better take my picture,
because it's going up there next.
So what should I sing?
They have songs by all the
best and most real artists...
Trifecta, Blood
Butcher, Madam Goo Goo...
How cute.
The little girl is going
to sing a little song.
Good luck dethroning the Karaoke King!
Many have tried.
But all have failed.
You win this round, Chyna!
But this is far from over!
What? You're his nemesis now?
I asked you first!
I can't believe I won!
Too bad Fletcher isn't here to see this.
Actually, he is.
Winter caught me while
I was sneaking out.
Another 40 minutes and I
would've been in the clear.
Let's go, boogers.
Ooh, what's this?
A super-secret zPhone 4 prototype!
Looks like I am the winner after all!
Shaloha, Earthling!
I was thinking for our date, we
could go to the Garkon convention.
Garkon-Con.
Why would I want to go to
a building full of nerds?
I already live in one of those!
But the guy who did the reboot of the
movie based on the TV series based on the
novelization of the movie based on the TV
series based on the original comic book.
Is gonna be there, signing copies of
the upcoming novelization of the reboot!
That's it!
If you're going to be my boyfriend, you
need to detox from your ad-dork-tion.
I'm going to have to confiscate
all your Garkon stuff.
What?
But I've been collecting that
stuff since I was a youngling!
Look, do you want
Garkon or do you want me?
And just so you know, six more dates and
I'll be ready to take a picture with you.
I'll go get my stuff.
Wow, you got a lot of stupid stuff!
It was weird moving
all this out of my room.
Mostly because I discovered
I have a roommate!
Of course, now I don't
have room for my things,
so I had to move them
into your room temporarily.
Did you have to leave that
fuzzy pink unicorn in there?
That thing creeps me out.
That thing creeps you out?
Stay strong! I know you can do this.
I have faith in you. Now go!
I don't get it.
Look at this dumb comic book...
"Under the three moons of
Zaxon, Princess Garkon"...
She's a Princess?
"Needed new boots for
each of her four feet".
"So she headed to the trading
outpost in the Forbidden Zone"...
And she shops?
Guys, I have a huge problem!
I've looked everywhere
and I can't find my zPhone!
Okay. Relax. Maybe someone found it.
Uh, here.
Call it in 3D mode and you'll
be able to see who picks up.
Good idea!
Hello?
Mr. Hashimoto? You have my phone?
No. This is not Mr. Hashimoto.
My name is...
Steve Jones.
Oh, no. We've got to figure
out a way to get the phone back!
Okay, but I don't know how we're
going to find this guy's address.
There are, like, a
thousand Steve Joneses.
That was Mr. Hashimoto!
He has all that new technology
now. This could ruin Z-Tech!
Mr. Grundy is going to kill me!
And get away with it
because he has an alibi app!
Wait. I bet Mr. Hashimoto
will be back at the
Sushi bar trying to
reclaim his karaoke crown.
We can go confront him.
We're grounded. And Winter's
watching us like a hawk.
This is Princess Garkon.
The Zaxonites have breached
our security force field!
I'm going to have to engage them in
hand-to-hand to-hand-to-hand combat.
Ah! Not Garkonite!
It's the one substance
that makes me weak!
Luckily, I'm wearing my blaster boots!
"The end"?
But what happened to
the Carpezian space baby?
They didn't tie that up at all!
I've got to get on the message boards!
Chyna!
I discovered this cool
new feature on my zPhone.
Voice spoofing!
"It captures a caller's voice and
allows you to sound exactly like them"?
- This is perfect!
- I know!
We can call Fletcher as Fletcher
and blow his tiny little mind!
Or we can use it to trick Winter...
And get her out of the way so we
can go back to the karaoke bar.
Hello?
Hello, this is...
Mr. Hashimoto.
What?
Miss Maddox, I hope
I am not catching you
at an inopportune time.
And my parents said that
Wolfy went to live on a farm...
Not at all.
Excellent. I have been impressed with
your business skills. And I
would like to offer you a job.
Heading up my new technology division.
You mean, a job that doesn't
involve working with little brats?
Brats?
Interesting factoid. According
to pediatric behaviorologists,
children respond better
to positive messages!
- Anyway, the job starts tomorrow...
- In Tokyo.
You think she bought it?
Sayonara, suckers! I'm off to Tokyo!
Hey, Lexi. Check it out.
- What happened to you?
- I got hooked on style.
I started flipping through some of those
fashion magazines you left in my room,
to learn what girls like.
So, do you want to go to the Mall?
Today? We can't go today!
Today's Garkon-Con!
I'm pro Garkon-Con now.
You don't have to be con Garkon-Con.
Is this some kind of
a test? Is this a con?
Is this a Garkon-Con con?
Because, I promise you, I'm
over all that nerdy stuff.
Well, get back under it!
No, thanks. I'll be at the Mall.
Hey, Lexi. Did I hear
you talking about Garkon?
Shaloha, Earthling.
Oh, my gosh! Are you a Garkon fan, too?
If I weren't, would I have spent
$10,000 on real blaster boots?
The actress who plays Garkon
is in town for Garkon-Con!
Do you think maybe you could
use your money and your charm,
but mostly your money,
to get her to come here?
I do have money and
charm! But mostly money.
This is perfect!
Once Seth meets her, he'll totally
nerd-out and remember why he was a fan
and then we can enjoy Garkon together.
That might work!
Oops.
Zoltan was at my place
watching a television program
when that janitor was disintegrated.
There's Mr. Hashimoto. We need a plan.
Okay. We'll need three full-length mirrors
to create a retro-reflective surface...
Is that your only plan?
Hey, when it works, it works.
You again!
What did you just call me?
Nothing. I was just ordering Sushi.
Forget that! You have my
zPhone and I need it back!
You mean this phone?
Oh, no! Too slow!
Fine.
Then I challenge you to a
Super Karaoke Duet Showdown!
Winner gets the phone.
You know my honor will
not allow me to say no.
Let's flip a coin to
see who chooses the song.
Is that a million-dollar coin?
Yes. I took it from a plastic
dish at the yacht store.
Heads!
There's no "heads" on
a million-dollar coin.
Only diamond and butler.
Now, the song. I choose...
Tokyo Anime look by J-Pop
sensation Kumiko Iwasaki!
In Japanese!
♪Check us out! Check us out!
♪Tokyo Anime look!
Okay, let's go to
the Applause-O-Meter.
Who liked little annoying
girl's performance?
And who liked my much better,
less pitchy performance?
Olive!
The nemesis of my nemesis is my friend!
Plus, he shared his
Sushi platter with me.
Well, I still won! You
have to give me the phone.
Forget it!
We have an old saying in Japan.
"Finders keepers, losers weepers".
That's what we say!
We said it first! You stole it!
Just like you stole my karaoke crown!
You steal everything!
Well, it looks like you dropped the phone
when you were shaking your "fanki butsu".
Oh, no! Too slow!
Yes! You got the phone!
Now I won't get in trouble!
Actually, you will.
Why am I in trouble? I didn't
even know they were here!
By the way, you could've invited me.
Yeah, we know.
Thanks to you, I just spent the
past 24 hours flying to Japan!
In coach!
Between a crying baby
and a sumo wrestler!
And neither was wearing a clean diaper!
And it's all your...
Where'd they go?
Okay, don't open your
eyes until I say...
You're the real Garkon!
You're really here! You're
Garkon, Princess of the galaxy!
Actually, my name is Amelia
and I'm from Sherman Oaks.
Shaloha, Earthling!
Garkon is talking to us!
Ooh! Can you say your line
from Season 3, episode 9
where you're defending the
Universe against the Zaxonites?
Uh, yeah. You mean...
"Step off, space sleaze,
before I go supernova on you!"
Yeah!
Isn't this awesome?
No. Hearing it now, I don't
know why I was ever into Garkon.
Tell me about it.
I auditioned for some lame TV show I
thought would never see the light of day
and now I can't go anywhere without
pathetic losers fawning all over me.
Garkon is talking about us!
I was thinking of going to the Mall.
- Do you wanna come?
- Totes.
Anything to get away for
"Space Nerd" and "Astro Dork".
Garkon gave us nicknames!
What just happened?
Garkon stole your boyfriend!
You win this round, Garkon!
But this is far from over!
Great! Now, everyone
has a nemesis except me!