A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 3, Episode 5 - Past, PresANT, and Future - full transcript
The teenage version of Zoltan builds time machine from the 1980's and falls in love with Chyna.
Subs created by: David Coleman.
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I took our 3D model and I added
clouds, trees, rivers, and a baby goat.
I'm not sure why the
mountains are pink, though.
Because they're lungs!
Fletcher, this is our biology project!
Oh. Biology not geology.
I always mix up the "ologies".
Looks like I owe you two
ladies a sincere proctology.
Everyone, I have an
exciting announcement.
We have a brilliant young
prodigy coming to visit today!
Oh, really? Where is he from?
Nineteen eighty-six.
Wow, this place is totally rad!
I'm like, totally wigging out!
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
Woo!
♪Everybody's got that thing.
♪Something different, we all bring.
♪Don't you let 'em, clip your wings.
♪You got it! You got it!
♪We're on fire and we
blaze, in extraordinary ways.
♪365 days.
♪We got it! We got it!
♪You can dream it. You can be it.
♪If you can feel
it, you can believe it!
♪Because I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
Woo!
Everyone, I'd like to introduce myself.
Here I am.
Well, teenage me.
Really? You're me?
What's with the disapproving tone?
"Really? You're me?"
What's wrong with how I look?
You want me to start at the
hairless top or the flabby bottom?
Hey, this flabby bottom has
a wallet in its back pocket
filled with sixty-two billion dollars!
I don't believe in banks.
Hold on.
You traveled here from
nineteen eighty-six?
You're Zoltan?
In the flesh.
Some of us in more flesh than others.
I don't understand. Who is...
How did... what was...
Huh?
It's simple.
When I was fourteen, I built this
time machine using spare parts,
'80s toys, and Hair Gel.
We have a lot of Hair Gel in the '80s.
Not that you'd need
much of that right now.
Will you shut my mouth?
Anyway, I traveled to the
future and arrived, well.
About two minutes ago.
Wow! What's the past like?
Are there cyborgs and flying cars?
It's the past.
I know. I just don't really
pay attention in history class.
Z? Wait. Do I own this place?
Yep. Not bad for a guy
who got a D in physics.
It's not my fault I can't concentrate
sitting next to Tina Garcetti,
the most bodacious girl in school.
Uh...
Yeah.
Here's her current profile picture.
Yikes. She has less hair than you do.
Except on her face.
Well, I guess welcome
to the 21st Century.
I'm Chyna.
You're a pretty girl
and you're talking to me!
Is she a robot?
Never mind. It's better if I don't know.
Yes! The entertainment center
I ordered is finally here.
No problem!
We can put it together, right guys?
Can you believe it?
Zoltan won't let me
use his time machine!
He has a time machine?
Yes! I need to use it to go back
in time and undo a terrible tragedy!
World War II?
The Black Plague? The
Spanish Inquisition?
My fifth grade school picture!
I had a bad hair day.
Oh. I had a bad hair day once.
Anyway.
I wish I could go back in time and prevent
that photographer from ever being born!
Or just brush my hair.
Well, you're in luck. I
have my own time machine...
Kit.
You just need to put it together.
Wait. You can't buy time machines.
Not now.
But in the distant future,
they're readily available.
So I filled out an
order form, left it here.
It was found in the
distant future, processed,
and my time machine kit
was sent back in time.
That's just confusing
enough to be believable!
So, what do you think of the school
you're going to build some day?
I think it's very... I am not a robot!
I know, I know.
Although that's what a robot
would be programed to say.
Well, now you've seen what it's like
to be a teen in the 21st Century!
Pretty different from back in the 1980s,
when Christopher Colombo
discovered electricity!
I get that you're not interested in history
class, but, try paying attention in life!
Anyway...
Here's a document of all of the really
important news events of the 21st Century.
A copy of Teeny Bopper magazine.
Oh, and don't get scared when you
get to the article on Bieber Fever.
It's not some horrible disease.
Isn't it?
Isn't it though?
All right, Mini-Zee,
time to go back to 1986.
Forget it, Super-Size-Me.
I'm not going.
Why not?
Because I'm in love with Chyna!
What?
Wait. I know why I said "what".
And I know why he said "what".
But why did you say "what"?
I'm just surprised he's in love
with you when there's Zazow!
Look, you cannot be in
love with me. We just met.
- And you definitely can't stay here!
- Why not?
That's why.
Why is he disappearing?
Because teenage Zoltan
has decided to stay here,
he won't grow up to become this version
of himself and he'll cease to exist.
Please, Zoltan. You have to go back!
I'm sorry, but what is
there back in 1986 for me?
Playing video games, having no date to
The Prom, and ending up a big, bald loner?
Big, balding loner.
Look, I'm not going to stand here and...
Oh, there goes the foot.
Zoltan, you're killing Zoltan!
You have to go back to 1986!
I'll tell you what, all
the Zoltans will vote.
If you want me to go
back, raise your hand.
It's unanimous. I'm staying.
Look, you may be in love with Chyna,
but she's never going to fall for
someone she's known for two hours.
She's going to fall for
someone she's friends with who
spends years slowly grinding
away at her defenses.
Let's not even discuss who I may or
will never ever fall in love with.
What are you guys saying?
Why can't I hear you?
It doesn't matter. The point is you're
getting in that time machine you little...
He's gone!
Wait, he built this building. And if he
doesn't exist, then how can Z-Tech exist?
It can't.
Will you go back to 1986 if I come
with you and be your date to The Prom?
Wait, his date? Can we
think of any other ideas?
No!
You'll be my date to The Prom tonight?
I'm in.
Activating temporal generator.
We're like, totally going to 1986.
Temporal transfer complete.
That was gnarly to the max.
Welcome to 1986!
What have I done?
I forgot to bring a prom dress!
You look great. Why not
wear what you're wearing?
I can't do that!
In my time, this outfit is '70s retro.
But in the '80s, this
is just out of date.
You're still not done
with the time machine yet?
I guess your bad hair picture
will be around forever.
I'm working on it!
Plus, these instructions
are really complicated.
And I got distracted for a few minutes
when the building started to disappear.
Yeah, that was weird.
Whoa!
The '80s are so...
'80s! I've got to take
some pictures to show Olive!
Pass me your cell phone!
Oh, no. Here comes Tina Garcetti!
Don't worry. I got this.
Oh, wow, Trolltan, your cousin
doesn't look anything likea ya.
This one's not my
cousin. That was one time!
Really? You have an actual date?
Of course I'm an actual
date. I'm not a robot.
I'm not a robot.
Look, Zolturd, I have
bigger problems than ya.
I'm head of The Prom committee
and the lead singer of the band
is like, totally not coming.
His car like, totally crashed and
now it's like, totally totaled.
Uh!
Totally.
Well, if you want, I
could sing something.
If your taste in music is anything
like your taste in outfits...
I think I'll pass.
You should meet this girl, Lexi, I know.
I think you two would really hit it off.
Really? This song? My mom listens
to this song on Oldies 107.
I mean Newies 107.
♪Gonna hit the club tonight,
slipping on my righteous skirt.
♪Rubber bracelets on my arm,
shoulder peeking out my shirt.
♪I'm pretty in pink,
dressed up to the max.
♪Phonin' home like ET, so
my dad won't heart attack.
♪Gotta be who I am,
yeah, totally, fer sure.
♪Cuz no matter what you
do, time goes by in a blur.
♪So turn back the clock.
♪I wanna rock.
♪Gotta party till I drop.
Hope the 80's never stop!
Wow, she's really your girlfriend?
Do you want to dance?
I don't think I should.
I'm here with someone else.
This next song is called...
"Don't be a doofus. You should dance
with her, you and I have no future".
Seriously?
That's an actual song?
Okay, next I have to install the
glass doors for the DVD cabinet.
DVD cabinet?
Oh.
DVD stands for deionization
vector doohickey.
Oh. Okay, but, I don't see any glass.
Well, you haven't assembled it yet.
I'm supposed to make glass from sand?
Forget it! I give up!
Well, if you don't want to
finish this time machine...
Maybe you could help me
hang this school picture.
All right, The Prom was fun, but it's time
for me to head back to the 21st Century.
Oh, no! Something went wrong!
Like, no duh.
Like, no duh.
Zoltan?
Zoltan?
Zoltan!
What?
Do you think you could take a
breather to fix the time machine?
Uh.
I don't exactly know how.
What?
It was kind of a fluke
in the first place.
So, I'm trapped in the '80s?
Your cousin is like, a total buzz kill.
Okay, Mr. Grundy's back
and the building's back.
So I guess Chyna got
young Zoltan back to 1986.
So, where is Chyna?
I'm right here.
Chyna?
Olive?
Fletcher?
I haven't seen you guys in thirty years.
What happened to you? You're old!
Don't you sass me, young lady!
Remember when I went back to 1986?
Well, the time machine broke
and I got stuck in the '80s.
I had to live my life over
the last three decades.
I'm here at the school
to enroll my daughter.
You have a daughter?
- Think she'd go out with me?
- No.
What about you? I don't
see a ring on that finger.
Chyna, I can't believe you're
a grown woman with a daughter.
That means you've done grown-up stuff.
So tell me, what's it like to, uh...
Vote?
You youngsters, so curious.
Kids these days grow
up too fast as it is.
Look who's talking. You
were fourteen this morning.
Ugh! Tina Garcetti keeps
trying to Z-Chat me!
We went out a couple of
times in high school. Move on!
Who's that?
It's me, Chyna.
Wow. We went to prom together once!
Move on!
Mr. Grundy, you've got to do something!
Our Chyna's gone forever.
We were supposed to grow up together!
I was supposed to be the
Maid of Honor at her wedding!
And I was supposed to be the groom!
I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.
The time machine broke years ago.
She's right. I kept it in storage,
but I've never been able to fix it.
By yourself.
Now you've got a building full of
prodigies! We can use our talents!
Good idea.
I'll go get my pastels so I can capture
our work in an impressionist tableau!
Well, I'd love to help, but
I'm not a prodigy anymore.
I'm just a middle aged woman who
lives vicariously through her daughter.
Ooh! Would you like to
see a video of her singing?
Okay, I think I'm at
the final instruction!
"Enjoy your new entertainment center".
Entertainment center?
Entertainment center!
All right, that should do it.
You guys are kind of
moving around a lot.
All right, let's power this
thing up and see if it works.
Tubular. I'm like,
totally fixed, fer sure.
Okay, now, to get our Chyna back,
someone has to travel back in
time to before this happened
and destroy the time machine before young
Zoltan ever has the chance to use it.
One problem.
If we destroy the time machine in 1986,
whoever goes back to do
it will be stuck there.
You're right.
It needs to be someone
expendable, someone unimportant,
someone we'll never miss
and can all live without.
Godspeed, Fletcher. Godspeed.
I'll do it.
This was never meant to be my life.
Plus, I left my purse back in 1986.
I can't wait until my
time machine's finished.
I can travel into the future.
I hope they have girl robots!
And that they're not picky.
Who are you?
I'm you from the future.
What?
I'm just kidding. Psych!
What did you just do?
I'm going to have to work all night
trying to remember how I built this!
Forget it. The Prom's tonight.
And if you don't go,
you'll always regret it.
I can't go. I don't have a date.
♪No matter what you do,
time goes by in a blur.
♪So turn back the clock.
♪I wanna rock. Gotta
party till I drop.
♪Hope the '80s never stop!
Uh, gag me with a spoon!
Is that old lady really
your date, Zolturd?
As if. I'm here with my cousin.
Look! Tina Garcetti just unfriended me!
Everything is right in the world again!
Well, if the time line's fixed,
then our Chyna should be back.
I am!
- Chyna!
- You're okay!
Like, hardly.
What a gnarly day. I am like,
totally exhausted to the max.
That's going to wear off, right?
At least everything's back to normal.
Thank goodness, because whenever
I see a time travel movie,
there's always some weird
loose end they forget about.
It drives me crazy!
Chyna?
Yes.
- Do I know you?
- Better than you know yourself.
Actually, the same as you
know yourself, because I'm you!
Uh-oh.
Remember when forty-something-year-old
me went back to 1986
to destroy the time
machines and got stuck there?
Well, could you tell me about it,
because I'm old and my memory's shot.
So, you lived through the '80s twice?
Yep! And all the chemicals in
that Hair Gel gave me superpowers!
Whoa, what a crazy dream!
I used a time machine to travel back to
the '80s and Mr. Grundy was a teenager and,
I sang this weird song
and, everybody liked it.
That's like totally tubular to the max!
I'm like, gonna call Fletcher
and totally tell him about it!
Hold on, am I still dreaming?
What's happening?
What's happening is my parents
won't buy me a new phone!
What happened to my...
What happened to my...
Time machine?
I finished building it,
then took it to the future, where
it was desroyed in the robot wars.
Wait, it works?
You actually traveled through time?
Awesome!
Time to meet me some cave-women.
Hopefully they're no too picky.
- Don't bother, it's busted.
- Huh?
Darn you robots!
No! It has to work.
It has to!
Lexi Reed, you're next.
Okay, pretty smile!
Check it out.
I took our 3D model and I added
clouds, trees, rivers, and a baby goat.
I'm not sure why the
mountains are pink, though.
Because they're lungs!
Fletcher, this is our biology project!
Oh. Biology not geology.
I always mix up the "ologies".
Looks like I owe you two
ladies a sincere proctology.
Everyone, I have an
exciting announcement.
We have a brilliant young
prodigy coming to visit today!
Oh, really? Where is he from?
Nineteen eighty-six.
Wow, this place is totally rad!
I'm like, totally wigging out!
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
Woo!
♪Everybody's got that thing.
♪Something different, we all bring.
♪Don't you let 'em, clip your wings.
♪You got it! You got it!
♪We're on fire and we
blaze, in extraordinary ways.
♪365 days.
♪We got it! We got it!
♪You can dream it. You can be it.
♪If you can feel
it, you can believe it!
♪Because I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
♪Exceptional.
♪Exceptional!
♪Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
Woo!
Everyone, I'd like to introduce myself.
Here I am.
Well, teenage me.
Really? You're me?
What's with the disapproving tone?
"Really? You're me?"
What's wrong with how I look?
You want me to start at the
hairless top or the flabby bottom?
Hey, this flabby bottom has
a wallet in its back pocket
filled with sixty-two billion dollars!
I don't believe in banks.
Hold on.
You traveled here from
nineteen eighty-six?
You're Zoltan?
In the flesh.
Some of us in more flesh than others.
I don't understand. Who is...
How did... what was...
Huh?
It's simple.
When I was fourteen, I built this
time machine using spare parts,
'80s toys, and Hair Gel.
We have a lot of Hair Gel in the '80s.
Not that you'd need
much of that right now.
Will you shut my mouth?
Anyway, I traveled to the
future and arrived, well.
About two minutes ago.
Wow! What's the past like?
Are there cyborgs and flying cars?
It's the past.
I know. I just don't really
pay attention in history class.
Z? Wait. Do I own this place?
Yep. Not bad for a guy
who got a D in physics.
It's not my fault I can't concentrate
sitting next to Tina Garcetti,
the most bodacious girl in school.
Uh...
Yeah.
Here's her current profile picture.
Yikes. She has less hair than you do.
Except on her face.
Well, I guess welcome
to the 21st Century.
I'm Chyna.
You're a pretty girl
and you're talking to me!
Is she a robot?
Never mind. It's better if I don't know.
Yes! The entertainment center
I ordered is finally here.
No problem!
We can put it together, right guys?
Can you believe it?
Zoltan won't let me
use his time machine!
He has a time machine?
Yes! I need to use it to go back
in time and undo a terrible tragedy!
World War II?
The Black Plague? The
Spanish Inquisition?
My fifth grade school picture!
I had a bad hair day.
Oh. I had a bad hair day once.
Anyway.
I wish I could go back in time and prevent
that photographer from ever being born!
Or just brush my hair.
Well, you're in luck. I
have my own time machine...
Kit.
You just need to put it together.
Wait. You can't buy time machines.
Not now.
But in the distant future,
they're readily available.
So I filled out an
order form, left it here.
It was found in the
distant future, processed,
and my time machine kit
was sent back in time.
That's just confusing
enough to be believable!
So, what do you think of the school
you're going to build some day?
I think it's very... I am not a robot!
I know, I know.
Although that's what a robot
would be programed to say.
Well, now you've seen what it's like
to be a teen in the 21st Century!
Pretty different from back in the 1980s,
when Christopher Colombo
discovered electricity!
I get that you're not interested in history
class, but, try paying attention in life!
Anyway...
Here's a document of all of the really
important news events of the 21st Century.
A copy of Teeny Bopper magazine.
Oh, and don't get scared when you
get to the article on Bieber Fever.
It's not some horrible disease.
Isn't it?
Isn't it though?
All right, Mini-Zee,
time to go back to 1986.
Forget it, Super-Size-Me.
I'm not going.
Why not?
Because I'm in love with Chyna!
What?
Wait. I know why I said "what".
And I know why he said "what".
But why did you say "what"?
I'm just surprised he's in love
with you when there's Zazow!
Look, you cannot be in
love with me. We just met.
- And you definitely can't stay here!
- Why not?
That's why.
Why is he disappearing?
Because teenage Zoltan
has decided to stay here,
he won't grow up to become this version
of himself and he'll cease to exist.
Please, Zoltan. You have to go back!
I'm sorry, but what is
there back in 1986 for me?
Playing video games, having no date to
The Prom, and ending up a big, bald loner?
Big, balding loner.
Look, I'm not going to stand here and...
Oh, there goes the foot.
Zoltan, you're killing Zoltan!
You have to go back to 1986!
I'll tell you what, all
the Zoltans will vote.
If you want me to go
back, raise your hand.
It's unanimous. I'm staying.
Look, you may be in love with Chyna,
but she's never going to fall for
someone she's known for two hours.
She's going to fall for
someone she's friends with who
spends years slowly grinding
away at her defenses.
Let's not even discuss who I may or
will never ever fall in love with.
What are you guys saying?
Why can't I hear you?
It doesn't matter. The point is you're
getting in that time machine you little...
He's gone!
Wait, he built this building. And if he
doesn't exist, then how can Z-Tech exist?
It can't.
Will you go back to 1986 if I come
with you and be your date to The Prom?
Wait, his date? Can we
think of any other ideas?
No!
You'll be my date to The Prom tonight?
I'm in.
Activating temporal generator.
We're like, totally going to 1986.
Temporal transfer complete.
That was gnarly to the max.
Welcome to 1986!
What have I done?
I forgot to bring a prom dress!
You look great. Why not
wear what you're wearing?
I can't do that!
In my time, this outfit is '70s retro.
But in the '80s, this
is just out of date.
You're still not done
with the time machine yet?
I guess your bad hair picture
will be around forever.
I'm working on it!
Plus, these instructions
are really complicated.
And I got distracted for a few minutes
when the building started to disappear.
Yeah, that was weird.
Whoa!
The '80s are so...
'80s! I've got to take
some pictures to show Olive!
Pass me your cell phone!
Oh, no. Here comes Tina Garcetti!
Don't worry. I got this.
Oh, wow, Trolltan, your cousin
doesn't look anything likea ya.
This one's not my
cousin. That was one time!
Really? You have an actual date?
Of course I'm an actual
date. I'm not a robot.
I'm not a robot.
Look, Zolturd, I have
bigger problems than ya.
I'm head of The Prom committee
and the lead singer of the band
is like, totally not coming.
His car like, totally crashed and
now it's like, totally totaled.
Uh!
Totally.
Well, if you want, I
could sing something.
If your taste in music is anything
like your taste in outfits...
I think I'll pass.
You should meet this girl, Lexi, I know.
I think you two would really hit it off.
Really? This song? My mom listens
to this song on Oldies 107.
I mean Newies 107.
♪Gonna hit the club tonight,
slipping on my righteous skirt.
♪Rubber bracelets on my arm,
shoulder peeking out my shirt.
♪I'm pretty in pink,
dressed up to the max.
♪Phonin' home like ET, so
my dad won't heart attack.
♪Gotta be who I am,
yeah, totally, fer sure.
♪Cuz no matter what you
do, time goes by in a blur.
♪So turn back the clock.
♪I wanna rock.
♪Gotta party till I drop.
Hope the 80's never stop!
Wow, she's really your girlfriend?
Do you want to dance?
I don't think I should.
I'm here with someone else.
This next song is called...
"Don't be a doofus. You should dance
with her, you and I have no future".
Seriously?
That's an actual song?
Okay, next I have to install the
glass doors for the DVD cabinet.
DVD cabinet?
Oh.
DVD stands for deionization
vector doohickey.
Oh. Okay, but, I don't see any glass.
Well, you haven't assembled it yet.
I'm supposed to make glass from sand?
Forget it! I give up!
Well, if you don't want to
finish this time machine...
Maybe you could help me
hang this school picture.
All right, The Prom was fun, but it's time
for me to head back to the 21st Century.
Oh, no! Something went wrong!
Like, no duh.
Like, no duh.
Zoltan?
Zoltan?
Zoltan!
What?
Do you think you could take a
breather to fix the time machine?
Uh.
I don't exactly know how.
What?
It was kind of a fluke
in the first place.
So, I'm trapped in the '80s?
Your cousin is like, a total buzz kill.
Okay, Mr. Grundy's back
and the building's back.
So I guess Chyna got
young Zoltan back to 1986.
So, where is Chyna?
I'm right here.
Chyna?
Olive?
Fletcher?
I haven't seen you guys in thirty years.
What happened to you? You're old!
Don't you sass me, young lady!
Remember when I went back to 1986?
Well, the time machine broke
and I got stuck in the '80s.
I had to live my life over
the last three decades.
I'm here at the school
to enroll my daughter.
You have a daughter?
- Think she'd go out with me?
- No.
What about you? I don't
see a ring on that finger.
Chyna, I can't believe you're
a grown woman with a daughter.
That means you've done grown-up stuff.
So tell me, what's it like to, uh...
Vote?
You youngsters, so curious.
Kids these days grow
up too fast as it is.
Look who's talking. You
were fourteen this morning.
Ugh! Tina Garcetti keeps
trying to Z-Chat me!
We went out a couple of
times in high school. Move on!
Who's that?
It's me, Chyna.
Wow. We went to prom together once!
Move on!
Mr. Grundy, you've got to do something!
Our Chyna's gone forever.
We were supposed to grow up together!
I was supposed to be the
Maid of Honor at her wedding!
And I was supposed to be the groom!
I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.
The time machine broke years ago.
She's right. I kept it in storage,
but I've never been able to fix it.
By yourself.
Now you've got a building full of
prodigies! We can use our talents!
Good idea.
I'll go get my pastels so I can capture
our work in an impressionist tableau!
Well, I'd love to help, but
I'm not a prodigy anymore.
I'm just a middle aged woman who
lives vicariously through her daughter.
Ooh! Would you like to
see a video of her singing?
Okay, I think I'm at
the final instruction!
"Enjoy your new entertainment center".
Entertainment center?
Entertainment center!
All right, that should do it.
You guys are kind of
moving around a lot.
All right, let's power this
thing up and see if it works.
Tubular. I'm like,
totally fixed, fer sure.
Okay, now, to get our Chyna back,
someone has to travel back in
time to before this happened
and destroy the time machine before young
Zoltan ever has the chance to use it.
One problem.
If we destroy the time machine in 1986,
whoever goes back to do
it will be stuck there.
You're right.
It needs to be someone
expendable, someone unimportant,
someone we'll never miss
and can all live without.
Godspeed, Fletcher. Godspeed.
I'll do it.
This was never meant to be my life.
Plus, I left my purse back in 1986.
I can't wait until my
time machine's finished.
I can travel into the future.
I hope they have girl robots!
And that they're not picky.
Who are you?
I'm you from the future.
What?
I'm just kidding. Psych!
What did you just do?
I'm going to have to work all night
trying to remember how I built this!
Forget it. The Prom's tonight.
And if you don't go,
you'll always regret it.
I can't go. I don't have a date.
♪No matter what you do,
time goes by in a blur.
♪So turn back the clock.
♪I wanna rock. Gotta
party till I drop.
♪Hope the '80s never stop!
Uh, gag me with a spoon!
Is that old lady really
your date, Zolturd?
As if. I'm here with my cousin.
Look! Tina Garcetti just unfriended me!
Everything is right in the world again!
Well, if the time line's fixed,
then our Chyna should be back.
I am!
- Chyna!
- You're okay!
Like, hardly.
What a gnarly day. I am like,
totally exhausted to the max.
That's going to wear off, right?
At least everything's back to normal.
Thank goodness, because whenever
I see a time travel movie,
there's always some weird
loose end they forget about.
It drives me crazy!
Chyna?
Yes.
- Do I know you?
- Better than you know yourself.
Actually, the same as you
know yourself, because I'm you!
Uh-oh.
Remember when forty-something-year-old
me went back to 1986
to destroy the time
machines and got stuck there?
Well, could you tell me about it,
because I'm old and my memory's shot.
So, you lived through the '80s twice?
Yep! And all the chemicals in
that Hair Gel gave me superpowers!
Whoa, what a crazy dream!
I used a time machine to travel back to
the '80s and Mr. Grundy was a teenager and,
I sang this weird song
and, everybody liked it.
That's like totally tubular to the max!
I'm like, gonna call Fletcher
and totally tell him about it!
Hold on, am I still dreaming?
What's happening?
What's happening is my parents
won't buy me a new phone!
What happened to my...
What happened to my...
Time machine?
I finished building it,
then took it to the future, where
it was desroyed in the robot wars.
Wait, it works?
You actually traveled through time?
Awesome!
Time to meet me some cave-women.
Hopefully they're no too picky.
- Don't bother, it's busted.
- Huh?
Darn you robots!
No! It has to work.
It has to!
Lexi Reed, you're next.
Okay, pretty smile!