A.N.T. Farm (2011–2014): Season 3, Episode 1 - TrANTsferred - full transcript
Chyna, Olive, Fletcher, Angus and Lexi audition for an exclusive school.
Sub created by: David Coleman.
I think I did pretty well
on that French test.
It was a math test.
- Ay, dios mio!
- That's Spanish.
Oh. Well, then I did
very badly either way.
Don't worry, Fletcher. We're never
going to need all this math.
Yet everyone always tells
you how important it is.
In fact, if I had a nickel for every
time I've heard it, I'd have...
I'd have...
Some nickels.
Ow!
Ha-ha!
First victim of my
holographic chair.
Angus! That was incredibly mean!
Why would you do that to me?
It was meant for Fletcher.
Oh. Okay then.
Well, I don't understand. Our A.N.T.
Pads can't project 3D images.
Mine can.
I accessed the
manufacturer's secure server
and downloaded an
experimental beta update.
I'd be happy to tell you more
of the details, Fletcher.
While you relax in this
completely real lounge chair.
No way. I'm not
falling for that.
Suit yourself.
Ah.
Wait. You broke into
the Z-Tech servers?
They're a huge, powerful
technology company!
Aren't you worried about
getting in trouble?
Nope. There is absolutely no way
they can trace it back to me.
Because I used Fletcher's
computer to do it.
Oh.
Okay then.
♪ Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
♪ Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
Woo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing.
♪ Something different,
we all bring.
♪ Don't you let 'em,
clip your wings.
♪ You got it! You got it!
♪ We're on fire and we blaze,
in extraordinary ways.
♪ 365 days.
♪ We got it! We got it!
♪ You can dream it.
You can be it.
♪ If you can feel it,
you can believe it!
♪ Because I am, you
are, we are...
♪ Exceptional.
♪ Exceptional!
♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
♪ Exceptional.
♪ Exceptional!
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
Woo!
Don't hurt me! Do you
not speak English?
I'll say it in Spanish.
"X" plus three equals seven!
Ah! He's got a weapon!
I am the great and
powerful Grundy!
I created this new voice modulation
app that makes your voice sound...
Scary and awesome!
You're Zoltan Grundy!
I read your book about
how you founded Z-Tech,
and built it into the world's
largest technology company.
You liked my book?
I said I read your book.
Mr. Grundy, I'm a huge fan.
I have your cell phone, your laptop,
your desktop, your MP3 player,
your tablet, your mini-tablet,
and your jumbo mini-tablet.
Wow. You have a really
good marketing department.
If you like the
jumbo mini-tablet,
you'll love the mega
nano jumbo mini-tablet.
It's huge, while also
being quite tiny.
Now...
Where is the villainous cyber-crook
responsible for the break-in?
It was him! He framed me!
He used my computer!
What?
You're telling me some kid,
breached our network, bypassed our
intrusion detection algorithms,
and somehow figured out the
answer to my security question?
I mean, how did he know
the name of my first pet?
I miss Password.
Such a great dog.
So, what are you
going to do to me?
Well, I'd like to start...
By shaking your hand.
But I can't, because
I'm on my private jet.
I'm not flying anywhere.
It's just very comfortable.
So, what are you?
Some sort of child prodigy?
Well, everyone in the A.N.T.
Program is a prodigy.
I'm a musician, Fletcher's an artist,
Olive has an eidetic memory,
and that kid rides
a stationary bike!
You're in a special program
for child prodigies?
I was a child prodigy!
Yes, we know. Some of us
labored through your book.
I've got to meet you guys in person and
learn all about this A.N.T. Program.
I'm on my way.
Commandos, fall back!
I love this app!
Whew. That was close.
Ha!
Zoltan Grundy is coming here?
Do you know how much he's worth?
Well, every human has an immeasurable,
intrinsic worth, so you can't really...
$62 billion!
Yeah, so we figured you'd want
to roll out the red carpet.
Or at least hit on him in a
sloppy and embarrassing way.
This is a huge opportunity!
Grundy gives millions of dollars
to all sorts of causes.
Maybe he'll sponsor the A.N.T.
Program!
Think what we could
use that money for!
- New equipment.
- Teacher training.
A Principal who doesn't
hate children!
What! No.
I can finally get a Koi
Pond for my office.
Right now the Koi just flop
around and die on the carpet.
Well, Mr. Grundy will be here soon.
We'd better get this place in shape.
Mmm. Way ahead of you.
What!
What are you doing?
We need to make everything
here look old and run-down.
Like this?
And here is the shining jewel
of Webster High, the Ant Farm.
Wow.
Like many of the women my
mother sets me up with,
this place looks much
worse in person.
I can't believe a handsome
man like you would
need someone to fix
him up with women.
Sloppy, check.
Embarrassing, check.
How can we be expected to learn
in an environment like this?
Crumbling infrastructure, ancient
equipment, dead fish all over the carpets.
To say nothing of the filth and
disgusting food in the cafeteria.
We didn't do anything
to the cafeteria.
If only there were some way to,
improve the situation of us
poor, unfortunate prodigies.
With whom you have a deep
personal connection.
There is.
I am going to make the education of these
gifted children my highest priority.
Yes!
I will spare no expense making sure they
have everything they need to thrive.
Yes!
By building a new,
improved school,
and taking these prodigies away
from Webster High forever!
Yes! Take them!
Take them all!
Someone has to rescue these gifted
children from this eyesore!
Hey! Principal Skidmore may be an
eyesore, but she has feelings!
You have feelings, right?
There's no way that you're taking
these prodigies away from me.
They are extremely loyal.
Where did you say we could
get an application?
You know what? I'll just
give you my information.
- Hold still, Susan.
- Oh!
Hey, Olive! I wrote a song for my
audition for Mr. Grundy's new school.
It's called Stars Aligning.
And, yes, I know that stars are fixed
points in space and can't actually align,
but it's a song, so cut
me some slack, Olive!
Interesting factoid. You actually
don't cut slack, you release it.
It's a nautical term dating
back to 17th century England.
Wow. For your audition, you should
definitely not tell that story!
I would never do that. Gosh,
Chyna, release me some slack.
Besides, I'm not gonna audition.
I can't go to another school.
I love it here!
You hate it here! You
complain about everything.
Last week, you complained that
they didn't have a complaint box.
And then when they put it in, you
complained that it was too boxy.
Because I love complaining.
Besides, I can't leave Webster.
I'm needed here.
You are? By who?
I've never told
anyone this, but...
I am Wacky.
You're not Wacky. In fact, I've
seen you in the same room as him.
Uh, nope. Couldn't happen.
Impossible.
I'll prove to you that I'm Wacky.
Check out my wolf moves.
See? I am marking my territory
by releasing my own scent.
Okay, I take that back.
You definitely are Wacky.
Olive. What's going on?
Why don't you wanna go?
Chyna, it's a boarding school.
Do you know what that means?
A boarding school is an educational
institution where children go to study
and live away from their parents
with their fellow students
and possibly teachers
and/or administrators.
The next time you say, "do
you know what that means?"
Please give me a
chance to say, "yes".
I can't live miles
away from home.
I'm scared to go to this school,
and I live across the street.
Olive, There'll be no reason to be
scared, because I'll be there with you!
To support you. And think
about how much fun we'd have.
We can be roommates!
Now that you mention it,
if we were roommates,
I'm sure I'd have a whole new bunch
of things to complain about.
All right, I'm in!
What are you doing?
Marking my territory. I don't
want people near my locker.
Roommates, huh?
To prove that I deserve
to go to your school,
I have recreated a famous painting
using only car windshield dust.
Edvard Munch's The Scream.
Or as I like to call it...
"What my dad looked like when I
told him I wanted to be an artist".
Very impressive.
Plus it's a great way to re-purpose
old abandoned rust buckets,
that no one would
otherwise want.
Hey, there's my car!
Why did you draw a picture of
your father on my windshield?
For my audition, I will
demonstrate my eidetic memory.
Name any page from any book and
I'll recite the text verbatim.
My autobiography, page...
47.
"I've always been rather
fond of sherbet".
"My favorite of all the sherbet
flavors is indubitably rainbow".
"But if forced to select a single
flavor, I would have to lean toward"...
- Why are you stopping?
- That's as far as I could get.
After that, I threw
it in the fireplace.
Wow.
For the last two years, you've been
generating the power for the entire school?
I'm the most gifted computer
science prodigy in the country.
You should be
auditioning for me.
- No.
- Okay.
- Next, please.
- Wait, wait, wait.
♪ The itsy-bitsy spider
went up the water spout.
♪ Down came the rain and...
Thank you!
We'll be in touch.
Next!
For my audition, I am going
to sing a song that I wrote.
♪ Breaking all the
boundaries tonight.
♪ Breaking all the
boundaries tonight.
♪ Yeah, I can see
the stars aligning.
♪ Finally, I'm free
to live my life.
♪ Finally, I'm free
to live my life.
♪ I'm gonna keep on,
keep on shining.
♪ What gotta be, gotta be.
I'm gonna follow my dreams.
♪ There ain't no doubt about it.
♪ See, I am breaking all
the boundaries tonight.
♪ Yeah, I can see
the stars aligning.
Oh. I can feel a
smash hit coming.
A double cheeseburger, onion
rings, and a large orange drink.
Wait, this isn't
a drive-through.
It is now.
All right, the admission e-mails
should be arriving... now.
Oh. Okay, let's all open
them at the same time.
On three. One...
I got in!
Me, too! Of course.
- Woo hoo!
- Wait. This school is supposed to be free.
Why am I being charged
a cleaning fee?
Your reputation precedes you.
I didn't get in?
What's the matter, roomie?
Uh, nothing.
I'm just really bummed because I'm
really going to miss Principal Skidmore.
So, you're all leaving?
Well, good riddance!
I never liked any of you!
See you in my nightmares!
Yeah, I can see why
you'd miss that.
Is this Z-Tech customer support?
Good. I think there
was a mistake.
I didn't get into your
new boarding school.
Well, I don't see how removing my
phone battery is going to fix that.
You know what? I'd like to
speak to your supervisor.
Yes. I didn't get into
your new boarding school.
For customer support, you're
not very supportive, Larry.
I'd like to speak
with your supervisor.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Customer support.
How can I help you?
Mr. Grundy? This is Chyna Parks.
Look, I know you're probably in some
important business meeting right now.
Yes. That's exactly where I am.
Well, I just wanted to talk to
you about the e-mail you sent.
I was hoping it was a mistake.
It t'wasn't.
The only mistake here was agreeing
to cover customer service,
while Cindy goes off
to have her baby.
Please, Mr. Grundy! I have
to get into your school!
It's an amazing opportunity.
And all my friends are going!
And Olive won't
survive without me!
I'm sorry, Chyna, I chose a
different musical prodigy.
Now I have to go. I'm up
to my neck in bubbles.
I mean, spreadsheets.
Ugh!
A different musical prodigy?
Who?
Yes! I got in! I got in!
You got into what?
These boots!
Oh, and Zoltan Grundy's
prodigy school.
- You auditioned?
- Of course I did.
Mr. Grundy practically
begged me to.
I know I'm not an A.N.T., but
please let me audition. I beg you.
I'm way more gifted than any of those
weird, awkward prodigy freaks.
I was one of those weird,
awkward prodigy freaks.
I know!
Anyway, for my audition,
I'm going to be singing...
A much-improved cover of a song
by a homely, untalented girl.
♪ Ow, I have got my things.
Something different that I bring.
♪ I let no one clip my wings.
I got it, I got it.
♪ I'm on fire and I blaze.
In extraordinary ways.
♪ 365 days.
♪ I got it, I got it.
♪ Because I am. I are, me am.
♪ Exceptional.
♪ Exceptional!
♪ Me.
♪ Me, me.
♪ Me, me.
♪ Me.
Wait.
Why did you tell me the part of the story
that proves you begged him to audition?
I like talking about myself.
Anyway, the point is,
of course I got in.
I've always told you I'm
just as talented as you are.
Why are you taking the
battery out of your phone?
At this point,
I'll try anything.
I'm so glad you
talked me into this!
Boarding school is going
to be so awesome!
I know we'll be away
from our parents,
but we'll be roommates and
we can share clothes.
Actually, we can't.
Well, you're right. I'm a
little bit more stylish.
Olive, We can't share clothes because
I'm not going to be at the school.
Your parents aren't
letting you go?
- I'm going to go talk to them right now!
- No! No. That's not it.
They're actually really excited.
Are you worried about sleeping in
a strange bed that hasn't been
disinfected by your ultraviolet,
anti-bacterial furniture wand yet?
Because I'm bringing mine!
- No, that's not it.
- Oh, I know what it is.
You're worried that because the school is
in Palo Alto, which means "tall sticks,"
the school's gonna be surrounded
by scary tall sticks.
But don't worry, Chyna,
they're just trees.
They're just trees.
I can't wait to get into our new room.
We could start decorating...
I didn't get in, okay?
I didn't get into the school.
What?
I can't believe this.
I have got to sit down.
But you're the most
talented musician I know.
And I was once on an airport
shuttle with Li'l Weezy.
Well, apparently Weezy and I
are not as talented as Lexi.
She got the spot for
the musical prodigy.
What! Lexi got in?
I don't want to be
roommates with Lexi!
I don't want to share
clothes with her!
Although she does have
some pretty nice things.
Oh, she did just get some new boots.
Those things are kicking.
You talked me into going to the school,
and now I have to go without you?
I'm really sorry, Olive.
And I don't know
what to tell my dad.
He's going around telling everyone
that his daughter got into the best,
and freest school
in the country.
So what are you going to do?
I guess I'm just going to
have to face the music.
Hey, girls.
Hi, dad. Listen...
I will listen to you playing
your going-away present!
A 1961 Harmon Tonemaster!
But these are really expensive.
We know you've been wanting one forever,
so your mom and I got one for you.
Cameron even chipped
in his allowance.
He doesn't know it yet,
but he chipped in.
Dad, thank you. But...
You shouldn't have
bought this for me.
You deserve it!
You're obviously the best at what you
do, so you should have the best guitar.
We are going to
miss you so much.
Well, then, maybe I
just shouldn't go.
Are you kidding?
You got into the best and
freest school in the country!
I'm so proud of you.
You, too.
Chyna. You didn't tell
him you didn't get in.
Well, I couldn't! He was
just so happy for me.
Don't worry. I'll
tell him tomorrow.
What? I said I was gonna
tell him tomorrow.
Today's not tomorrow.
Today's today.
Chyna! What are you
doing at this school?
Well, I was going
to tell my dad,
but he was so proud of me. I
couldn't break his heart!
Anyway, the next thing
I knew, I was packing.
And the next, next thing I
knew, he was dropping me off.
And the next, next, next
thing I knew was...
Well...
Is this conversation.
This place is awesome!
Can you believe we
live at Z-Tech now?
Well, I guess we should
make ourselves at home.
Way ahead of you.
Ah.
What? You don't live
in a houseboat?
There you are, Chyna.
Of course I'm here. Why
wouldn't I be here?
It's not like I
don't belong here.
Whatever.
I was just going to make it clear that
even though I'm technically an Ant now.
I'm not one of you.
If anything, I'm the Queen Ant.
There are no Queen Ant's.
You're thinking of bees.
- Interesting factoid...
- Oh, great. You brought those with you.
Ant colonies do have a Queen. She
is the most important Ant of all.
- Exactly.
- She does none of the work.
Nor should she.
She is easily identified by her
grotesquely enlarged abdomen.
Okay, I'm not the Queen.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the new Ant Farm, your
home for the next four years!
This state of the art facility
includes your new school.
Recreation facility,
and living quarters.
Living quarters?
You've invented living quarters!
I guess I don't need
these dead ones anymore.
Oh!
You have been selected
as the best and...
Mostly brightest
students in the world.
And by attending school here,
there will be no limits to the
accomplishments that you can achieve!
All accomplishments become
property of Z-Tech.
Ow!
- Sorry.
- That's okay.
Is that a talking duffel bag?
Oh, yeah.
It's the latest in
luggage technology.
You see, I also have
a talking hip sack.
People make fun of me,
but I am one of the most convenient
and secure places to store cash,
identification documents,
and other personal items.
You said it, Sacky! Sacky...
Anyway, your new Ant Farm is
the world's first roomavator.
This entire room is in the
center of the building.
It moves up and down
like an elevator...
And also rotates,
like an elevator...
That rotates.
Weird. It doesn't even
feel like we're moving.
Much like a houseboat,
my dear boy.
That's because the roomavator
employs inertial dampeners.
And because the Ant
Farm is a roomavator...
These doors can open into
any room in the building.
- One of our classrooms.
- Wow!
The music room.
Oh. You know who
would love that?
Me!
Uh, no, baggy.
Why would you, a talking duffel
bag, enjoy a music room?
Can you believe her, Sacky?
I know, right?
- Let's just see the next room.
- Oh, careful!
Some of the rooms in this building house
sensitive, top-secret R&D facilities.
What is he doing?
Working on a Mobile
phone Mobile.
Cell phones for babies is
a huge untapped market.
Oh, of course, this project
is still in its infancy.
We also have a fully equipped
health club and spa.
Oh, is this the tour?
I kind of already
showed myself around.
- Ooh!
- Wow!
This place is even more
awesome than I imagined.
Not only do we have bedrooms, but
also this incredible living room.
There's so much space!
And I'm not just saying that because
I spent the last two hours in a bag.
They even have this
really cool purple box!
Oh, it's a piano.
Now, why would they get me all
excited thinking it's a purple box?
What a cool piano!
What a cool piano.
I wish I could live here.
Why am I roommates with Olive?
Chyna, I'm pretty sure
you requested Olive.
And I definitely
requested "not Olive".
Uh, I can explain.
It's because...
There was a mix-up. Chyna
and I are roommates.
This is your room.
But there are already
two girls in here.
That one's your maid. Let's go.
Oh. Let's go, let's go!
These bags aren't going
to move themselves.
I'm glad we got each
other as roommates.
I've never really been
away from my family.
It'll be nice to have a
friendly face around.
How did we even end up together?
I requested Olive.
I guess we should pick beds.
You can have this one.
Attention, everyone!
I'm having the first party of the year
tonight to celebrate our new school.
So all of your parties after
this will be compared to mine
and considered painfully
dull and worthy of ridicule.
Anyway, please come!
Here you go.
Oh. You'll already be there.
Tidying up!
Ooh!
You definitely have
to come to my party.
Obviously, his talent
is wearing jeans.
Hi, I'm Lexi. Let me
tell you about my party.
Oh, hi, I'm Kennedy.
I was just about to tell
you about my party.
- You're having a party?
- No, I'm starting a party.
The Common Sense and Freedom party. I'm
planning to run for President in 2032.
Ow!
I feel your pain.
Because I am in touch
with the voters,
who are increasingly losing
faith in the two-party system.
They want a leader who
will focus on issues,
not get mired in
partisanship and cronyism.
I am that leader!
Anyway, you wanted to
tell me about your party?
Um, never mind.
Look, Olive, I really appreciate you
tricking Lexi so we could room together.
But one problem. I can't stay.
Why not?
Maybe you can stay and
live in here with me.
What am I going to
do about school?
I could home school you.
I know more than any teacher.
- Olive, that's...
- Uh-uh-uh.
We raise our hands
to speak in class.
Yes, Chyna.
I would really love to stay.
But I can't.
Well, what are you going
to do about your dad?
I guess I'll just call him...
Get all weepy and say I miss him too
much and I want to move back home.
He'll never know
I didn't get in.
Hi, daddy.
I miss you is all.
Now that I'm here, I think I
might have made a mistake.
I just love you so much and I
really wanna move back home.
Please come get me.
Okay. See you then.
So he's coming to get you?
Nope. He said suck it
up and give it a month.
Oh, on the bright side,
that's enough time to research the
term paper I'm assigning you.
Knock, knock!
- Who's there?
- Lexi.
Lexi who?
Lexi Reed.
That's a good one!
I'm gonna use that.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you
know I'm having a party tonight.
All the information
is on this flyer.
So be sure to stay away
during these hours.
Oh, Angus. Here's an
un-invitation for you, too.
I'd love to not come, but I'm already
not invited to another party.
- Knock, knock.
- Come in.
Lexi.
Lexi's not here.
Lexi Reed!
All right, well, that
was my best joke.
If that doesn't cheer her
up, I don't know what will.
You told him I didn't get in?
- He pried it out of me.
- How?
He said, "'sup, Olive?"
Being without my best
friend is not an option.
We have to figure out a
way for Chyna to stay.
Come on, we're smart.
I mean, two of us got into a very
prestigious school for prodigies.
Look, it's no use.
I thought Mr. Grundy liked my a
capella song, but I guess he didn't.
A capella?
I've never even
heard of that song.
Now "Jingle Bells", there's
a song everyone loves.
You sang a capella,
like just your voice?
You play 47 instruments!
That would be like Fletcher
doing a painting without paint.
Actually, I did. Rather than
using the traditional...
Nobody cares, Fletcher!
What if I re-record my song and show Mr.
Grundy what I can really do?
Tonight, we'll sneak
into that music studio,
and record a new version of my song
with me playing every instrument!
That's a great idea.
Yeah, well, with
"Jingle Bells"...
You only need two instruments,
jingle bells and this.
What are you guys doing?
Oh, we're trying to
figure out the cat daddy.
Oh, that's easy.
It goes like this.
What are you doing?
Showing you the Cat Daddy.
No. Seth is showing
us the cat daddy.
I'm running a series of feline DNA tests
to determine who fathered these kittens.
That is not a fun thing
to do at a party!
It is to them. What do you expect?
You're in a school full of eggheads.
Wanna have a real party?
Come to my houseboat.
But if these guys are all nerds,
they're even less cool than...
You guys!
Well, thank you. I've been saying
we're the less uncool kids for years.
Probably couldn't hear me because I
was in a trash can most of the time.
Come on. We've got to get
to that music studio!
No, wait! You guys can't leave!
Stay!
Chyna, sing Dynamite!
Olive, tell us a boring fact!
Fletcher!
You can go.
You guys... wait! Stop it!
Come on! Chyna!
Oh, well. At least Angus
Is doing the Cat Daddy.
He's not. That's the
cat mommy on his face.
Get it off!
Get it off!
He got too close to the kittens.
Okay. Let's get to that music
room before anyone catches us.
It stings! Why did
I ask for pickles?
You're not doing it right.
You select the floor...
Then the room.
Neither of you know
what you're doing!
That's a cheese shop. You don't
know how to use it either.
Sure I do. I just wanted another
wedge of this delicious Gorgonzola.
They admitted a cheese-making
prodigy, and not me?
I got to record that song!
- Let me do it!
- No, let me.
Great, it's broken. We're
not going anywhere.
We're stuck in an elevator?
Oh, no! Oh, no! I gotta
get out of here.
Fletcher, how can you be
claustrophobic in such a huge room?
I'm not. I'm agoraphobic.
Afraid of open spaces.
Why can't we be trapped
in a smaller elevator?
We're trapped! Trapped in here!
I can't breathe!
Neither can I.
Would you put away
the Gorgonzola?
No one panic.
- Maybe we can fix this thing.
- I know. I'll call tech support.
Tech support. How
may I help you?
When is Cindy going to
have that baby already?
Hey, maybe we can
pry open the doors.
- Oh, good idea.
- Yeah.
Great! We're stuck
between floors.
What's down there?
Oh, I think it's that
top-secret R&B lab.
It's an R&D lab, not an R&B lab.
Scientists don't go in there
to make funky soul music.
I wish it were an R&B lab.
Because if I don't record this
song tonight, I'm out of here.
Well...
Looks like this is the only
way out of the Ant Farm.
Oh, it's pretty dark in there. How
long a fall do you think it is?
We should drop something in and listen
to how long it takes to hit the ground.
Olive?
Give me your cheese.
Ow!
- It's about eight feet.
- Yeah.
Raise the roof! Raise the roof!
Raise the roof!
Finally people are partying!
What are you guys doing?
Watching a documentary of these farmers
raising the roof of their barn.
Oh, they're done.
Milk that cow! Milk that cow!
Stop it! This is a party!
Can we at least
do something fun?
More fun than watching farmers, the
backbone of this great country?
Yes!
I know.
We can play I Confess.
Everybody, sit in a circle.
We should sit in a hexagon.
As the honeycomb has shown us, it's a
far more geometrically efficient shape.
Just ask the bees.
Or I could ask them.
I speak bee.
Just sit down, hunky nerd!
Okay, everybody gets 10 grapes, and then
somebody confesses something they've done.
If you've also done it,
you keep your grapes.
And if you haven't, you have to
give your grapes to the confessor.
Let's start with something tame.
I confess that I've kissed a
member of the opposite sex.
Okay.
Um...
I confess that I've hugged a
member of the opposite sex.
Um...
Held hands?
I would never let my campaign be tainted
by a smutty hand-holding scandal.
Talked to?
Female bees don't count.
Okay.
There must be some way to the music
studio without using the roomavator.
So, let's look for a roomscalator, or a
staircasatron, or even a rope-a-ladder.
You mean a rope ladder?
When you say it like that, it
doesn't sound high-tech at all.
Wow! What is this?
Some sort of space-age
kaleidoscope?
Careful, Fletcher! Z-Tech
does work for the military.
That's probably some sort
of experimental weapon
that will take out an
entire city block!
Or it's a barf gun.
I read about this research!
It's a non-lethal way to disorient and
temporarily incapacitate your enemy.
Cool!
This is for shoving me
out of the roomavator!
There's no proof that worked. I could have
just thrown up from looking at your face.
Guys! Can we please stop making each
other throw up and just focus on...
I was wrong. It does work.
Okay, will you cut it out and start
looking for an emergency exit?
Someone's coming! Hide!
Did you try taking
out the battery?
How are we going
to get past him?
- We can make him throw up!
- Quick, Fletcher, show him your face!
Thank you for calling Z-Tech.
Have a nice day.
Wow!
Rainbow sherbet looks exactly
the same coming back up.
Thank goodness that secret door led to the
room where they keep the rope-a-ladders.
Okay, so now I just need
to lay down some tracks.
You have a song to record. You don't
have time to play with model trains!
She doesn't, but we do!
Let's recreate the 1869 joining of the
Central and Union Pacific Railroads.
I'll be rail road
baron Jay Gould,
and you'll be the stubborn
widow who won't sell her land!
New plan.
I'm going to record the song and
you guys are going to sit here,
and silently support me.
I don't think I can do that.
What are you doing?
Trust me. Everything sounds
better with jingle bells.
Who do you think you
are, Widow Hartley?
No one says no to rail
road baron Jay Gould.
Come on!
Seriously, no one's ever made eye contact
with someone of the opposite sex?
You nerds are ruining my party!
Don't worry. Things are
about to start heating up!
Really?
Because Seth is going to figure out
the boiling point of ethylene glycol!
Fascinating!
You've got to be kidding me!
You're the biggest waste of hunkiness
I've ever seen in my life!
Well, now we know the boiling
point of a blonde girl.
Hey, here's a game we can
play, Hide And Seek.
I'll hide, and you guys seek.
Counseling.
I've had it with you people! I am not
one of you, and I never will be!
You guys can stay at this
party, but I'm leaving!
It's broken. I tried to
leave two hours ago.
Oh. Looks like they got
the roomavator fixed.
Not that we know anything
about it being broken.
Was it broken? I don't know.
I have no idea.
I haven't touched it.
Well, well, well.
Look who's here.
Cindy! She finally had her baby!
Oh, And also Chyna.
Look, Mr. Grundy, I know I
didn't get into this school.
- What! Chyna didn't get in?
- That's terrible!
I feel so bad for you!
Please, Mr. Grundy, just
give me another chance.
I recorded a new version
of my audition song,
and I'm begging you to
let me play it for you.
Don't bother.
Come on! She deserves to
be here more than anyone!
Yeah. She's the most
talented person I know!
And she knows Li'l Weezy!
I meant don't bother because
I've already seen the video.
I don't think I've
made a video yet.
Yes, you have. This building houses one of
the world's largest technology companies.
Did it not occur to you when
you were sneaking around,
that we might have
security surveillance?
- You caught us on camera?
- Actually, dozens of cameras.
We can watch it on the Super Mega Jumbo
Ultra Maxi Z-Phone Plus Extreme.
♪ They're telling me
get back on ground.
♪ Forget my dreams
just let them drown.
♪ But deep inside.
♪ A voice is telling
me they're wrong.
♪ They're wrong.
♪ I wanna know, that anything...
♪ I wanna know, that anything...
♪ Is possible.
♪ If I believe.
♪ I'm ready for...
♪ Whatever future holds for me.
♪ Can't be afraid anymore,
I'm getting ready to fly.
♪ Wish they could
all see me now.
♪ Because I'm breaking all,
♪ the boundaries tonight.
♪ I can see the stars aligning.
♪ Finally I'm free,
♪ to live my life.
♪ I'm gonna keep on,
keep on shining.
♪ What gotta be gotta be.
I'm gonna follow my dreams.
♪ There ain't no doubt about it.
♪ I'm breaking all the
boundaries tonight.
♪ I'm breaking all the
boundaries tonight.
♪ Yeah, I can see
the stars aligning.
That was incredible.
The work of a true prodigy.
So I'm in? You'll let
me in the school?
No.
Sorry, I told you already, I picked
a different musical prodigy.
Seriously? You picked
Lexi over Chyna?
Lexi? Lexi's a math prodigy.
He means I'm good with numbers.
Musical numbers. Because
I'm a musical prodigy.
Yeah, let's move on.
- What are you talking about?
- Lexi came in to audition...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You know, if they're gonna find out anyway,
at least let me talk about myself.
I came in to the audition
wearing a beautiful red dress.
♪ Exceptional.
♪ Me.
♪ Me, me.
♪ Me, me.
♪ Me.
I've also been the star of many school
plays, want to see some pictures?
Ah! I see you have
the classic Z-Phone.
Yeah. Well, I was going to
upgrade to the Z-Phone 2.
But then I realized that even though
the extra half-inch of display size,
means 17.74% more screen area.
And the higher resolution increases the
total number of pixels by 192,000.
It really only increases the
pixels per square inch by 7.49%.
Hardly worthwhile when you consider
that the Z-Phone 2 costs 25% more.
And 33.8% more if you take
the rip-off protection plan.
You do enough shopping, you
get good with numbers.
So you are one of us!
You're a math nerd!
I prefer the term
"math princess".
So, if Lexi's not the musical
prodigy, then who is?
Um...
My nephew, Zev.
And what instrument
does he play?
Guitar.
Well, air guitar.
My sister Zelda said if I didn't take
him, she'd take away my new dog.
And I love 123456.
But you own the school, and nothing says
that you can't admit two musical prodigies.
Or one musical prodigy and him.
That 'tis true.
I don't need to choose only
one type of each prodigy.
Oh!
Why did I turn away all those
other talented bee-talkers?
Chyna, welcome to the program.
Yay!
Thank you so much, Mr. Grundy!
- How can I repay you?
- You can't.
I'm worth $62 billion!
If you're worth that much money, we
need to discuss hiring better maids.
Isn't this great, Olive?
Being roommates,
living together!
It'll be like a slumber
party every night!
I can talk about boys!
You can talk about rail
road baron, Jay Gould.
I love this place.
Don't you love this place?
They're just trees.
They're just trees.
Roommates, huh?
I think I did pretty well
on that French test.
It was a math test.
- Ay, dios mio!
- That's Spanish.
Oh. Well, then I did
very badly either way.
Don't worry, Fletcher. We're never
going to need all this math.
Yet everyone always tells
you how important it is.
In fact, if I had a nickel for every
time I've heard it, I'd have...
I'd have...
Some nickels.
Ow!
Ha-ha!
First victim of my
holographic chair.
Angus! That was incredibly mean!
Why would you do that to me?
It was meant for Fletcher.
Oh. Okay then.
Well, I don't understand. Our A.N.T.
Pads can't project 3D images.
Mine can.
I accessed the
manufacturer's secure server
and downloaded an
experimental beta update.
I'd be happy to tell you more
of the details, Fletcher.
While you relax in this
completely real lounge chair.
No way. I'm not
falling for that.
Suit yourself.
Ah.
Wait. You broke into
the Z-Tech servers?
They're a huge, powerful
technology company!
Aren't you worried about
getting in trouble?
Nope. There is absolutely no way
they can trace it back to me.
Because I used Fletcher's
computer to do it.
Oh.
Okay then.
♪ Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
♪ Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
Woo!
♪ Everybody's got that thing.
♪ Something different,
we all bring.
♪ Don't you let 'em,
clip your wings.
♪ You got it! You got it!
♪ We're on fire and we blaze,
in extraordinary ways.
♪ 365 days.
♪ We got it! We got it!
♪ You can dream it.
You can be it.
♪ If you can feel it,
you can believe it!
♪ Because I am, you
are, we are...
♪ Exceptional.
♪ Exceptional!
♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
♪ Exceptional.
♪ Exceptional!
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
Woo!
Don't hurt me! Do you
not speak English?
I'll say it in Spanish.
"X" plus three equals seven!
Ah! He's got a weapon!
I am the great and
powerful Grundy!
I created this new voice modulation
app that makes your voice sound...
Scary and awesome!
You're Zoltan Grundy!
I read your book about
how you founded Z-Tech,
and built it into the world's
largest technology company.
You liked my book?
I said I read your book.
Mr. Grundy, I'm a huge fan.
I have your cell phone, your laptop,
your desktop, your MP3 player,
your tablet, your mini-tablet,
and your jumbo mini-tablet.
Wow. You have a really
good marketing department.
If you like the
jumbo mini-tablet,
you'll love the mega
nano jumbo mini-tablet.
It's huge, while also
being quite tiny.
Now...
Where is the villainous cyber-crook
responsible for the break-in?
It was him! He framed me!
He used my computer!
What?
You're telling me some kid,
breached our network, bypassed our
intrusion detection algorithms,
and somehow figured out the
answer to my security question?
I mean, how did he know
the name of my first pet?
I miss Password.
Such a great dog.
So, what are you
going to do to me?
Well, I'd like to start...
By shaking your hand.
But I can't, because
I'm on my private jet.
I'm not flying anywhere.
It's just very comfortable.
So, what are you?
Some sort of child prodigy?
Well, everyone in the A.N.T.
Program is a prodigy.
I'm a musician, Fletcher's an artist,
Olive has an eidetic memory,
and that kid rides
a stationary bike!
You're in a special program
for child prodigies?
I was a child prodigy!
Yes, we know. Some of us
labored through your book.
I've got to meet you guys in person and
learn all about this A.N.T. Program.
I'm on my way.
Commandos, fall back!
I love this app!
Whew. That was close.
Ha!
Zoltan Grundy is coming here?
Do you know how much he's worth?
Well, every human has an immeasurable,
intrinsic worth, so you can't really...
$62 billion!
Yeah, so we figured you'd want
to roll out the red carpet.
Or at least hit on him in a
sloppy and embarrassing way.
This is a huge opportunity!
Grundy gives millions of dollars
to all sorts of causes.
Maybe he'll sponsor the A.N.T.
Program!
Think what we could
use that money for!
- New equipment.
- Teacher training.
A Principal who doesn't
hate children!
What! No.
I can finally get a Koi
Pond for my office.
Right now the Koi just flop
around and die on the carpet.
Well, Mr. Grundy will be here soon.
We'd better get this place in shape.
Mmm. Way ahead of you.
What!
What are you doing?
We need to make everything
here look old and run-down.
Like this?
And here is the shining jewel
of Webster High, the Ant Farm.
Wow.
Like many of the women my
mother sets me up with,
this place looks much
worse in person.
I can't believe a handsome
man like you would
need someone to fix
him up with women.
Sloppy, check.
Embarrassing, check.
How can we be expected to learn
in an environment like this?
Crumbling infrastructure, ancient
equipment, dead fish all over the carpets.
To say nothing of the filth and
disgusting food in the cafeteria.
We didn't do anything
to the cafeteria.
If only there were some way to,
improve the situation of us
poor, unfortunate prodigies.
With whom you have a deep
personal connection.
There is.
I am going to make the education of these
gifted children my highest priority.
Yes!
I will spare no expense making sure they
have everything they need to thrive.
Yes!
By building a new,
improved school,
and taking these prodigies away
from Webster High forever!
Yes! Take them!
Take them all!
Someone has to rescue these gifted
children from this eyesore!
Hey! Principal Skidmore may be an
eyesore, but she has feelings!
You have feelings, right?
There's no way that you're taking
these prodigies away from me.
They are extremely loyal.
Where did you say we could
get an application?
You know what? I'll just
give you my information.
- Hold still, Susan.
- Oh!
Hey, Olive! I wrote a song for my
audition for Mr. Grundy's new school.
It's called Stars Aligning.
And, yes, I know that stars are fixed
points in space and can't actually align,
but it's a song, so cut
me some slack, Olive!
Interesting factoid. You actually
don't cut slack, you release it.
It's a nautical term dating
back to 17th century England.
Wow. For your audition, you should
definitely not tell that story!
I would never do that. Gosh,
Chyna, release me some slack.
Besides, I'm not gonna audition.
I can't go to another school.
I love it here!
You hate it here! You
complain about everything.
Last week, you complained that
they didn't have a complaint box.
And then when they put it in, you
complained that it was too boxy.
Because I love complaining.
Besides, I can't leave Webster.
I'm needed here.
You are? By who?
I've never told
anyone this, but...
I am Wacky.
You're not Wacky. In fact, I've
seen you in the same room as him.
Uh, nope. Couldn't happen.
Impossible.
I'll prove to you that I'm Wacky.
Check out my wolf moves.
See? I am marking my territory
by releasing my own scent.
Okay, I take that back.
You definitely are Wacky.
Olive. What's going on?
Why don't you wanna go?
Chyna, it's a boarding school.
Do you know what that means?
A boarding school is an educational
institution where children go to study
and live away from their parents
with their fellow students
and possibly teachers
and/or administrators.
The next time you say, "do
you know what that means?"
Please give me a
chance to say, "yes".
I can't live miles
away from home.
I'm scared to go to this school,
and I live across the street.
Olive, There'll be no reason to be
scared, because I'll be there with you!
To support you. And think
about how much fun we'd have.
We can be roommates!
Now that you mention it,
if we were roommates,
I'm sure I'd have a whole new bunch
of things to complain about.
All right, I'm in!
What are you doing?
Marking my territory. I don't
want people near my locker.
Roommates, huh?
To prove that I deserve
to go to your school,
I have recreated a famous painting
using only car windshield dust.
Edvard Munch's The Scream.
Or as I like to call it...
"What my dad looked like when I
told him I wanted to be an artist".
Very impressive.
Plus it's a great way to re-purpose
old abandoned rust buckets,
that no one would
otherwise want.
Hey, there's my car!
Why did you draw a picture of
your father on my windshield?
For my audition, I will
demonstrate my eidetic memory.
Name any page from any book and
I'll recite the text verbatim.
My autobiography, page...
47.
"I've always been rather
fond of sherbet".
"My favorite of all the sherbet
flavors is indubitably rainbow".
"But if forced to select a single
flavor, I would have to lean toward"...
- Why are you stopping?
- That's as far as I could get.
After that, I threw
it in the fireplace.
Wow.
For the last two years, you've been
generating the power for the entire school?
I'm the most gifted computer
science prodigy in the country.
You should be
auditioning for me.
- No.
- Okay.
- Next, please.
- Wait, wait, wait.
♪ The itsy-bitsy spider
went up the water spout.
♪ Down came the rain and...
Thank you!
We'll be in touch.
Next!
For my audition, I am going
to sing a song that I wrote.
♪ Breaking all the
boundaries tonight.
♪ Breaking all the
boundaries tonight.
♪ Yeah, I can see
the stars aligning.
♪ Finally, I'm free
to live my life.
♪ Finally, I'm free
to live my life.
♪ I'm gonna keep on,
keep on shining.
♪ What gotta be, gotta be.
I'm gonna follow my dreams.
♪ There ain't no doubt about it.
♪ See, I am breaking all
the boundaries tonight.
♪ Yeah, I can see
the stars aligning.
Oh. I can feel a
smash hit coming.
A double cheeseburger, onion
rings, and a large orange drink.
Wait, this isn't
a drive-through.
It is now.
All right, the admission e-mails
should be arriving... now.
Oh. Okay, let's all open
them at the same time.
On three. One...
I got in!
Me, too! Of course.
- Woo hoo!
- Wait. This school is supposed to be free.
Why am I being charged
a cleaning fee?
Your reputation precedes you.
I didn't get in?
What's the matter, roomie?
Uh, nothing.
I'm just really bummed because I'm
really going to miss Principal Skidmore.
So, you're all leaving?
Well, good riddance!
I never liked any of you!
See you in my nightmares!
Yeah, I can see why
you'd miss that.
Is this Z-Tech customer support?
Good. I think there
was a mistake.
I didn't get into your
new boarding school.
Well, I don't see how removing my
phone battery is going to fix that.
You know what? I'd like to
speak to your supervisor.
Yes. I didn't get into
your new boarding school.
For customer support, you're
not very supportive, Larry.
I'd like to speak
with your supervisor.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Supervisor, please.
Customer support.
How can I help you?
Mr. Grundy? This is Chyna Parks.
Look, I know you're probably in some
important business meeting right now.
Yes. That's exactly where I am.
Well, I just wanted to talk to
you about the e-mail you sent.
I was hoping it was a mistake.
It t'wasn't.
The only mistake here was agreeing
to cover customer service,
while Cindy goes off
to have her baby.
Please, Mr. Grundy! I have
to get into your school!
It's an amazing opportunity.
And all my friends are going!
And Olive won't
survive without me!
I'm sorry, Chyna, I chose a
different musical prodigy.
Now I have to go. I'm up
to my neck in bubbles.
I mean, spreadsheets.
Ugh!
A different musical prodigy?
Who?
Yes! I got in! I got in!
You got into what?
These boots!
Oh, and Zoltan Grundy's
prodigy school.
- You auditioned?
- Of course I did.
Mr. Grundy practically
begged me to.
I know I'm not an A.N.T., but
please let me audition. I beg you.
I'm way more gifted than any of those
weird, awkward prodigy freaks.
I was one of those weird,
awkward prodigy freaks.
I know!
Anyway, for my audition,
I'm going to be singing...
A much-improved cover of a song
by a homely, untalented girl.
♪ Ow, I have got my things.
Something different that I bring.
♪ I let no one clip my wings.
I got it, I got it.
♪ I'm on fire and I blaze.
In extraordinary ways.
♪ 365 days.
♪ I got it, I got it.
♪ Because I am. I are, me am.
♪ Exceptional.
♪ Exceptional!
♪ Me.
♪ Me, me.
♪ Me, me.
♪ Me.
Wait.
Why did you tell me the part of the story
that proves you begged him to audition?
I like talking about myself.
Anyway, the point is,
of course I got in.
I've always told you I'm
just as talented as you are.
Why are you taking the
battery out of your phone?
At this point,
I'll try anything.
I'm so glad you
talked me into this!
Boarding school is going
to be so awesome!
I know we'll be away
from our parents,
but we'll be roommates and
we can share clothes.
Actually, we can't.
Well, you're right. I'm a
little bit more stylish.
Olive, We can't share clothes because
I'm not going to be at the school.
Your parents aren't
letting you go?
- I'm going to go talk to them right now!
- No! No. That's not it.
They're actually really excited.
Are you worried about sleeping in
a strange bed that hasn't been
disinfected by your ultraviolet,
anti-bacterial furniture wand yet?
Because I'm bringing mine!
- No, that's not it.
- Oh, I know what it is.
You're worried that because the school is
in Palo Alto, which means "tall sticks,"
the school's gonna be surrounded
by scary tall sticks.
But don't worry, Chyna,
they're just trees.
They're just trees.
I can't wait to get into our new room.
We could start decorating...
I didn't get in, okay?
I didn't get into the school.
What?
I can't believe this.
I have got to sit down.
But you're the most
talented musician I know.
And I was once on an airport
shuttle with Li'l Weezy.
Well, apparently Weezy and I
are not as talented as Lexi.
She got the spot for
the musical prodigy.
What! Lexi got in?
I don't want to be
roommates with Lexi!
I don't want to share
clothes with her!
Although she does have
some pretty nice things.
Oh, she did just get some new boots.
Those things are kicking.
You talked me into going to the school,
and now I have to go without you?
I'm really sorry, Olive.
And I don't know
what to tell my dad.
He's going around telling everyone
that his daughter got into the best,
and freest school
in the country.
So what are you going to do?
I guess I'm just going to
have to face the music.
Hey, girls.
Hi, dad. Listen...
I will listen to you playing
your going-away present!
A 1961 Harmon Tonemaster!
But these are really expensive.
We know you've been wanting one forever,
so your mom and I got one for you.
Cameron even chipped
in his allowance.
He doesn't know it yet,
but he chipped in.
Dad, thank you. But...
You shouldn't have
bought this for me.
You deserve it!
You're obviously the best at what you
do, so you should have the best guitar.
We are going to
miss you so much.
Well, then, maybe I
just shouldn't go.
Are you kidding?
You got into the best and
freest school in the country!
I'm so proud of you.
You, too.
Chyna. You didn't tell
him you didn't get in.
Well, I couldn't! He was
just so happy for me.
Don't worry. I'll
tell him tomorrow.
What? I said I was gonna
tell him tomorrow.
Today's not tomorrow.
Today's today.
Chyna! What are you
doing at this school?
Well, I was going
to tell my dad,
but he was so proud of me. I
couldn't break his heart!
Anyway, the next thing
I knew, I was packing.
And the next, next thing I
knew, he was dropping me off.
And the next, next, next
thing I knew was...
Well...
Is this conversation.
This place is awesome!
Can you believe we
live at Z-Tech now?
Well, I guess we should
make ourselves at home.
Way ahead of you.
Ah.
What? You don't live
in a houseboat?
There you are, Chyna.
Of course I'm here. Why
wouldn't I be here?
It's not like I
don't belong here.
Whatever.
I was just going to make it clear that
even though I'm technically an Ant now.
I'm not one of you.
If anything, I'm the Queen Ant.
There are no Queen Ant's.
You're thinking of bees.
- Interesting factoid...
- Oh, great. You brought those with you.
Ant colonies do have a Queen. She
is the most important Ant of all.
- Exactly.
- She does none of the work.
Nor should she.
She is easily identified by her
grotesquely enlarged abdomen.
Okay, I'm not the Queen.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the new Ant Farm, your
home for the next four years!
This state of the art facility
includes your new school.
Recreation facility,
and living quarters.
Living quarters?
You've invented living quarters!
I guess I don't need
these dead ones anymore.
Oh!
You have been selected
as the best and...
Mostly brightest
students in the world.
And by attending school here,
there will be no limits to the
accomplishments that you can achieve!
All accomplishments become
property of Z-Tech.
Ow!
- Sorry.
- That's okay.
Is that a talking duffel bag?
Oh, yeah.
It's the latest in
luggage technology.
You see, I also have
a talking hip sack.
People make fun of me,
but I am one of the most convenient
and secure places to store cash,
identification documents,
and other personal items.
You said it, Sacky! Sacky...
Anyway, your new Ant Farm is
the world's first roomavator.
This entire room is in the
center of the building.
It moves up and down
like an elevator...
And also rotates,
like an elevator...
That rotates.
Weird. It doesn't even
feel like we're moving.
Much like a houseboat,
my dear boy.
That's because the roomavator
employs inertial dampeners.
And because the Ant
Farm is a roomavator...
These doors can open into
any room in the building.
- One of our classrooms.
- Wow!
The music room.
Oh. You know who
would love that?
Me!
Uh, no, baggy.
Why would you, a talking duffel
bag, enjoy a music room?
Can you believe her, Sacky?
I know, right?
- Let's just see the next room.
- Oh, careful!
Some of the rooms in this building house
sensitive, top-secret R&D facilities.
What is he doing?
Working on a Mobile
phone Mobile.
Cell phones for babies is
a huge untapped market.
Oh, of course, this project
is still in its infancy.
We also have a fully equipped
health club and spa.
Oh, is this the tour?
I kind of already
showed myself around.
- Ooh!
- Wow!
This place is even more
awesome than I imagined.
Not only do we have bedrooms, but
also this incredible living room.
There's so much space!
And I'm not just saying that because
I spent the last two hours in a bag.
They even have this
really cool purple box!
Oh, it's a piano.
Now, why would they get me all
excited thinking it's a purple box?
What a cool piano!
What a cool piano.
I wish I could live here.
Why am I roommates with Olive?
Chyna, I'm pretty sure
you requested Olive.
And I definitely
requested "not Olive".
Uh, I can explain.
It's because...
There was a mix-up. Chyna
and I are roommates.
This is your room.
But there are already
two girls in here.
That one's your maid. Let's go.
Oh. Let's go, let's go!
These bags aren't going
to move themselves.
I'm glad we got each
other as roommates.
I've never really been
away from my family.
It'll be nice to have a
friendly face around.
How did we even end up together?
I requested Olive.
I guess we should pick beds.
You can have this one.
Attention, everyone!
I'm having the first party of the year
tonight to celebrate our new school.
So all of your parties after
this will be compared to mine
and considered painfully
dull and worthy of ridicule.
Anyway, please come!
Here you go.
Oh. You'll already be there.
Tidying up!
Ooh!
You definitely have
to come to my party.
Obviously, his talent
is wearing jeans.
Hi, I'm Lexi. Let me
tell you about my party.
Oh, hi, I'm Kennedy.
I was just about to tell
you about my party.
- You're having a party?
- No, I'm starting a party.
The Common Sense and Freedom party. I'm
planning to run for President in 2032.
Ow!
I feel your pain.
Because I am in touch
with the voters,
who are increasingly losing
faith in the two-party system.
They want a leader who
will focus on issues,
not get mired in
partisanship and cronyism.
I am that leader!
Anyway, you wanted to
tell me about your party?
Um, never mind.
Look, Olive, I really appreciate you
tricking Lexi so we could room together.
But one problem. I can't stay.
Why not?
Maybe you can stay and
live in here with me.
What am I going to
do about school?
I could home school you.
I know more than any teacher.
- Olive, that's...
- Uh-uh-uh.
We raise our hands
to speak in class.
Yes, Chyna.
I would really love to stay.
But I can't.
Well, what are you going
to do about your dad?
I guess I'll just call him...
Get all weepy and say I miss him too
much and I want to move back home.
He'll never know
I didn't get in.
Hi, daddy.
I miss you is all.
Now that I'm here, I think I
might have made a mistake.
I just love you so much and I
really wanna move back home.
Please come get me.
Okay. See you then.
So he's coming to get you?
Nope. He said suck it
up and give it a month.
Oh, on the bright side,
that's enough time to research the
term paper I'm assigning you.
Knock, knock!
- Who's there?
- Lexi.
Lexi who?
Lexi Reed.
That's a good one!
I'm gonna use that.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you
know I'm having a party tonight.
All the information
is on this flyer.
So be sure to stay away
during these hours.
Oh, Angus. Here's an
un-invitation for you, too.
I'd love to not come, but I'm already
not invited to another party.
- Knock, knock.
- Come in.
Lexi.
Lexi's not here.
Lexi Reed!
All right, well, that
was my best joke.
If that doesn't cheer her
up, I don't know what will.
You told him I didn't get in?
- He pried it out of me.
- How?
He said, "'sup, Olive?"
Being without my best
friend is not an option.
We have to figure out a
way for Chyna to stay.
Come on, we're smart.
I mean, two of us got into a very
prestigious school for prodigies.
Look, it's no use.
I thought Mr. Grundy liked my a
capella song, but I guess he didn't.
A capella?
I've never even
heard of that song.
Now "Jingle Bells", there's
a song everyone loves.
You sang a capella,
like just your voice?
You play 47 instruments!
That would be like Fletcher
doing a painting without paint.
Actually, I did. Rather than
using the traditional...
Nobody cares, Fletcher!
What if I re-record my song and show Mr.
Grundy what I can really do?
Tonight, we'll sneak
into that music studio,
and record a new version of my song
with me playing every instrument!
That's a great idea.
Yeah, well, with
"Jingle Bells"...
You only need two instruments,
jingle bells and this.
What are you guys doing?
Oh, we're trying to
figure out the cat daddy.
Oh, that's easy.
It goes like this.
What are you doing?
Showing you the Cat Daddy.
No. Seth is showing
us the cat daddy.
I'm running a series of feline DNA tests
to determine who fathered these kittens.
That is not a fun thing
to do at a party!
It is to them. What do you expect?
You're in a school full of eggheads.
Wanna have a real party?
Come to my houseboat.
But if these guys are all nerds,
they're even less cool than...
You guys!
Well, thank you. I've been saying
we're the less uncool kids for years.
Probably couldn't hear me because I
was in a trash can most of the time.
Come on. We've got to get
to that music studio!
No, wait! You guys can't leave!
Stay!
Chyna, sing Dynamite!
Olive, tell us a boring fact!
Fletcher!
You can go.
You guys... wait! Stop it!
Come on! Chyna!
Oh, well. At least Angus
Is doing the Cat Daddy.
He's not. That's the
cat mommy on his face.
Get it off!
Get it off!
He got too close to the kittens.
Okay. Let's get to that music
room before anyone catches us.
It stings! Why did
I ask for pickles?
You're not doing it right.
You select the floor...
Then the room.
Neither of you know
what you're doing!
That's a cheese shop. You don't
know how to use it either.
Sure I do. I just wanted another
wedge of this delicious Gorgonzola.
They admitted a cheese-making
prodigy, and not me?
I got to record that song!
- Let me do it!
- No, let me.
Great, it's broken. We're
not going anywhere.
We're stuck in an elevator?
Oh, no! Oh, no! I gotta
get out of here.
Fletcher, how can you be
claustrophobic in such a huge room?
I'm not. I'm agoraphobic.
Afraid of open spaces.
Why can't we be trapped
in a smaller elevator?
We're trapped! Trapped in here!
I can't breathe!
Neither can I.
Would you put away
the Gorgonzola?
No one panic.
- Maybe we can fix this thing.
- I know. I'll call tech support.
Tech support. How
may I help you?
When is Cindy going to
have that baby already?
Hey, maybe we can
pry open the doors.
- Oh, good idea.
- Yeah.
Great! We're stuck
between floors.
What's down there?
Oh, I think it's that
top-secret R&B lab.
It's an R&D lab, not an R&B lab.
Scientists don't go in there
to make funky soul music.
I wish it were an R&B lab.
Because if I don't record this
song tonight, I'm out of here.
Well...
Looks like this is the only
way out of the Ant Farm.
Oh, it's pretty dark in there. How
long a fall do you think it is?
We should drop something in and listen
to how long it takes to hit the ground.
Olive?
Give me your cheese.
Ow!
- It's about eight feet.
- Yeah.
Raise the roof! Raise the roof!
Raise the roof!
Finally people are partying!
What are you guys doing?
Watching a documentary of these farmers
raising the roof of their barn.
Oh, they're done.
Milk that cow! Milk that cow!
Stop it! This is a party!
Can we at least
do something fun?
More fun than watching farmers, the
backbone of this great country?
Yes!
I know.
We can play I Confess.
Everybody, sit in a circle.
We should sit in a hexagon.
As the honeycomb has shown us, it's a
far more geometrically efficient shape.
Just ask the bees.
Or I could ask them.
I speak bee.
Just sit down, hunky nerd!
Okay, everybody gets 10 grapes, and then
somebody confesses something they've done.
If you've also done it,
you keep your grapes.
And if you haven't, you have to
give your grapes to the confessor.
Let's start with something tame.
I confess that I've kissed a
member of the opposite sex.
Okay.
Um...
I confess that I've hugged a
member of the opposite sex.
Um...
Held hands?
I would never let my campaign be tainted
by a smutty hand-holding scandal.
Talked to?
Female bees don't count.
Okay.
There must be some way to the music
studio without using the roomavator.
So, let's look for a roomscalator, or a
staircasatron, or even a rope-a-ladder.
You mean a rope ladder?
When you say it like that, it
doesn't sound high-tech at all.
Wow! What is this?
Some sort of space-age
kaleidoscope?
Careful, Fletcher! Z-Tech
does work for the military.
That's probably some sort
of experimental weapon
that will take out an
entire city block!
Or it's a barf gun.
I read about this research!
It's a non-lethal way to disorient and
temporarily incapacitate your enemy.
Cool!
This is for shoving me
out of the roomavator!
There's no proof that worked. I could have
just thrown up from looking at your face.
Guys! Can we please stop making each
other throw up and just focus on...
I was wrong. It does work.
Okay, will you cut it out and start
looking for an emergency exit?
Someone's coming! Hide!
Did you try taking
out the battery?
How are we going
to get past him?
- We can make him throw up!
- Quick, Fletcher, show him your face!
Thank you for calling Z-Tech.
Have a nice day.
Wow!
Rainbow sherbet looks exactly
the same coming back up.
Thank goodness that secret door led to the
room where they keep the rope-a-ladders.
Okay, so now I just need
to lay down some tracks.
You have a song to record. You don't
have time to play with model trains!
She doesn't, but we do!
Let's recreate the 1869 joining of the
Central and Union Pacific Railroads.
I'll be rail road
baron Jay Gould,
and you'll be the stubborn
widow who won't sell her land!
New plan.
I'm going to record the song and
you guys are going to sit here,
and silently support me.
I don't think I can do that.
What are you doing?
Trust me. Everything sounds
better with jingle bells.
Who do you think you
are, Widow Hartley?
No one says no to rail
road baron Jay Gould.
Come on!
Seriously, no one's ever made eye contact
with someone of the opposite sex?
You nerds are ruining my party!
Don't worry. Things are
about to start heating up!
Really?
Because Seth is going to figure out
the boiling point of ethylene glycol!
Fascinating!
You've got to be kidding me!
You're the biggest waste of hunkiness
I've ever seen in my life!
Well, now we know the boiling
point of a blonde girl.
Hey, here's a game we can
play, Hide And Seek.
I'll hide, and you guys seek.
Counseling.
I've had it with you people! I am not
one of you, and I never will be!
You guys can stay at this
party, but I'm leaving!
It's broken. I tried to
leave two hours ago.
Oh. Looks like they got
the roomavator fixed.
Not that we know anything
about it being broken.
Was it broken? I don't know.
I have no idea.
I haven't touched it.
Well, well, well.
Look who's here.
Cindy! She finally had her baby!
Oh, And also Chyna.
Look, Mr. Grundy, I know I
didn't get into this school.
- What! Chyna didn't get in?
- That's terrible!
I feel so bad for you!
Please, Mr. Grundy, just
give me another chance.
I recorded a new version
of my audition song,
and I'm begging you to
let me play it for you.
Don't bother.
Come on! She deserves to
be here more than anyone!
Yeah. She's the most
talented person I know!
And she knows Li'l Weezy!
I meant don't bother because
I've already seen the video.
I don't think I've
made a video yet.
Yes, you have. This building houses one of
the world's largest technology companies.
Did it not occur to you when
you were sneaking around,
that we might have
security surveillance?
- You caught us on camera?
- Actually, dozens of cameras.
We can watch it on the Super Mega Jumbo
Ultra Maxi Z-Phone Plus Extreme.
♪ They're telling me
get back on ground.
♪ Forget my dreams
just let them drown.
♪ But deep inside.
♪ A voice is telling
me they're wrong.
♪ They're wrong.
♪ I wanna know, that anything...
♪ I wanna know, that anything...
♪ Is possible.
♪ If I believe.
♪ I'm ready for...
♪ Whatever future holds for me.
♪ Can't be afraid anymore,
I'm getting ready to fly.
♪ Wish they could
all see me now.
♪ Because I'm breaking all,
♪ the boundaries tonight.
♪ I can see the stars aligning.
♪ Finally I'm free,
♪ to live my life.
♪ I'm gonna keep on,
keep on shining.
♪ What gotta be gotta be.
I'm gonna follow my dreams.
♪ There ain't no doubt about it.
♪ I'm breaking all the
boundaries tonight.
♪ I'm breaking all the
boundaries tonight.
♪ Yeah, I can see
the stars aligning.
That was incredible.
The work of a true prodigy.
So I'm in? You'll let
me in the school?
No.
Sorry, I told you already, I picked
a different musical prodigy.
Seriously? You picked
Lexi over Chyna?
Lexi? Lexi's a math prodigy.
He means I'm good with numbers.
Musical numbers. Because
I'm a musical prodigy.
Yeah, let's move on.
- What are you talking about?
- Lexi came in to audition...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You know, if they're gonna find out anyway,
at least let me talk about myself.
I came in to the audition
wearing a beautiful red dress.
♪ Exceptional.
♪ Me.
♪ Me, me.
♪ Me, me.
♪ Me.
I've also been the star of many school
plays, want to see some pictures?
Ah! I see you have
the classic Z-Phone.
Yeah. Well, I was going to
upgrade to the Z-Phone 2.
But then I realized that even though
the extra half-inch of display size,
means 17.74% more screen area.
And the higher resolution increases the
total number of pixels by 192,000.
It really only increases the
pixels per square inch by 7.49%.
Hardly worthwhile when you consider
that the Z-Phone 2 costs 25% more.
And 33.8% more if you take
the rip-off protection plan.
You do enough shopping, you
get good with numbers.
So you are one of us!
You're a math nerd!
I prefer the term
"math princess".
So, if Lexi's not the musical
prodigy, then who is?
Um...
My nephew, Zev.
And what instrument
does he play?
Guitar.
Well, air guitar.
My sister Zelda said if I didn't take
him, she'd take away my new dog.
And I love 123456.
But you own the school, and nothing says
that you can't admit two musical prodigies.
Or one musical prodigy and him.
That 'tis true.
I don't need to choose only
one type of each prodigy.
Oh!
Why did I turn away all those
other talented bee-talkers?
Chyna, welcome to the program.
Yay!
Thank you so much, Mr. Grundy!
- How can I repay you?
- You can't.
I'm worth $62 billion!
If you're worth that much money, we
need to discuss hiring better maids.
Isn't this great, Olive?
Being roommates,
living together!
It'll be like a slumber
party every night!
I can talk about boys!
You can talk about rail
road baron, Jay Gould.
I love this place.
Don't you love this place?
They're just trees.
They're just trees.
Roommates, huh?