Wanitokagegisu (2017): Season 1, Episode 8 - Wanitokagegisu - full transcript
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Tomioka-san.
Yes?
Could you please date me?
Yes!
Wait, wait, what?
I don't think of you as a friend.
I want to be your girlfriend.
I'm going to date Hada-san?
Let me just say this. If you reject me I have decided that I’ll move out.
You don't have to give me an answer right away.
I'll be waiting.
Well... you don't have to do something like that.
Something like that?
You don't have to do this for an old man like me.
Up until now you have worried about me and have taken care of me but...
You don't have to go as far as to date me.
I'll fix myself up with my own strength.
Hold on a second Tomioka-san.
Yes?
What's up with that?
Do you think that I'm just being charitable by confessing my feelings to you?
Isn't that the only reason?
I really like you!
I've liked you for the longest time!
You really didn't notice it?
No... I had no idea...
That's what it is, huh?
It seems so far fetched that you are totally shocked by it.
I've said it now... what do I do?
I've said it now...
That's... ummm...
If you're okay with dating me then...
I'd like to date you.
But as you can see...
I have no future, or strong points. I'm a shitty old man too.
I have no future, or strong points. I'm a shitty old man too.
And you are still young.
You have a dream.
Well...
For you to date an old man like me...
I don't really think it's a good idea.
Isn't it fine?
Is it?
I-Isn't it fine?
I-It's fine, huh?
Then... umm...
Then I guess I'll be going out with you Hada-san, huh?
Well w ouldn't it be nice to date me?
Well then...
We're dating?
It's fine, right?
It is... good...
Right?
So that's how it is?
Dating...
I worked as a night guard for 7 years.
Right...
It went up!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey! Hey! you can't be doing these kind of things!
- Get inside!
- What the hell? Shut up!
It says right here, no fireworks!
All you have to do is chase them away.
But for some reason nobody tells us the reason why they keep resigning from this place.
It's really troublesome! But it might be because of...
them being afraid that a ghost or something might appear.
I got the job.
-Huh, you got it?
-Yeah, somehow I did.
That's great! Your housing problem will be solved then, huh?
I'm going to be a security guard for a huge sports park.
But I'm going to be all alone.
Piece of cake! If something happens then you just set off the fire alarm.
You know that fire trucks usually turn up when you do that, right?
You know what, Tomioka-san?
The fire alarm light... it's closer to a B cup than an A cup.
What is it? I'm a C cup and not a B cup.
No... well... I ended up with a gig as a night guard again. I wonder if it'll be fine.
It's okay!
The reason is because you are not alone anymore.
Is that right?
You are not just my friendly neighbor anymore.
You are my lover now.
Correct me if I'm wrong here.
I guess not.
I told you! I'm a C cup
I might be closer to a B cup than a full blown D but I'm a C cup.
Sorry!
Hada-san...
Is about this big, huh?
Isn't she a little bit bigger?
Who are those guys?
Huh? It has to be somewhere around here though...
We don't have time to just cruise around with you!
Sorry, sorry.
Hey Haino. Even if you have voyeur videos...
If you can't track the people in them down, then you can't pay the money back.
It's okay! It's okay!
I'll give it all back to you in one go.
This asshole isn't serious at all!
You got one week!
If you can't pay me in one week, then you'll be swimming with the fishes!
Please calm down! Shimada-san, Shimada-san.
I'm sorry! Shimada-san!
I'm sorry! Shimada-san!
You gave birth to twins.
- There's two of them!
- Congratulations!
Thank you! Man...
You're working hard as a mom.
You're working hard too, Tomioka-san.
Why are you talking like a perverted old man? It's freaking me out.
I'm not an old man.
1,2,3,4.
"You go to the doctor the get a health check-up." What, am I an old man?
An old man...
You lose your house in a fire, your family gets broken up.
Thanks for everything. Farewell.
My wife and also... Hotaroo and Jun.
You even named the children?
Well... I've had a lot of time to think about it.
For my wife to all of the sudden give birth to twins is nothing to be happy about.
Think about it.
Tomioka-san, you're confusing this game with real life.
Reality is going to end up the same way. You’re going to be all like...
"Huh, how did I end up with this loser?"
And then you're going to go run off somewhere.
Shut up!
Tomioka-san! I'm definitely not going to run off!
I don't have those kind of foolish thoughts!
Please take your constant fear of ending up alone and shove it up your ass!
I've tried to get my novels published in the past but...
It didn't work out.
I don't really know much about that stuff, but didn't you give it your best shot?
If you did there's nothing to be ashamed about then.
Yeah, That's true! There's no point in thinking about it!
I'll just give it my best and see where I'll end up.
Let's go anywhere we want!
- And then afterwards let's go to that sports park we always go to!
- Okay!
You! Stop right there!
I'm going to need to use these someday.
For crying out loud! What's up with those guys?
Are they gone? Geez! Unbelievable...
- They were scary.
- They really were.
At the party the other day this girl said...
that her date was like Marine snow.
I bet a date with Hada-san would be fun.
She said that it felt like the water pressure
She said that if sea creatures go on land then their eyes will pop out of their heads.
The same thing happens to me when I go outside.
But Marine Snow is basically just dead plankton floating down.
There are sea creatures waiting for them down below.
They just want then to die quickly so...
This was Ozaki's view on the world.
Did you find it?
There's just one left.
If these women go to the police it'll be a pain in the ass after all.
Of course you dumbass!
I'm sorry.
This is more difficult than finding a dragon ball.
Who is this?
Her name is Patina.
All that's left is Nicole huh?
Eat this, Patina.
Hey!
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
I'm working right now.
You're not actually working, are you?
I'm burning DVDs for a Pachinko store.
So, what are you going to do about the debt?
You can afford it.
Things like throwing me into the sea. I don't know what these yakuza guys are doing in the countryside.
What are you doing Amekawa?
Please take care of me!
From the other day...
This feels like we're comrades.
How else am I supposed to protect her?
Thanks.
Hey! Do you understand? Hanabayashi!
Stop it Amekawa!
Nobody is currently at home to take the phone call right now.
Please leave a message with your name and reason for calling.
Bathroom videos
Translated subbed and timed by Rjgmans6.
Hada-san
Welcome back, Tomioka-san!
I'm back.
Something happened, right?
Well... about that...
I was just thinking "Is this really okay?"
What do you mean?
Well... I wonder if it's okay for me to be happy.
Tomioka-san. What kind of future do you see?
Well to put it simply... I don't see much of a future at all.
I don't really feel like I'm a part of the company yet.
And after that... what type of job should I get?
I haven't really thought about it.
Can I say something?
Why don't we think about it?
How our happiness would look like?
For example, if you worked in a convenience store and earned 100,000 yen a month.
Then I would make enough to pay for the rest of the living expenses.
And if you are always thinking of bad things then I'll think of good things.
That way we'd balance each other out.
Wouldn't that be good?
That’s no good...
If I think of something good then maybe something bad would happen immediately.
I really understand your negative way of thinking Tomioka-san.
But...
I like the fact that you are able to talk about things like how you have no friends.
Just like I thought.
Hada-san.
Can I come in to get my work clothes?
Are you there?
Excuse me. The door was unlocked.
I'm just going to come in for a bit.
I'm just going to get my work clothes. Excuse me.
Tomioka-san?
Ummm...
On your laptop...
There was something weird...
There was something weird...
Whatever... it's fine.
Is that from the guy you were talking about before?
He has so much free time. He sent this to me.
Wouldn't it be better if you turned this in to the police?
It's just a little harassment. It'll fade away.
I'm really not okay with that.
But even with all of that on her shoulders
she keeps on supporting me and pushing me forward.
Tomi... Tomioka-san? What's wrong?
Umm... Just as I thought... I'm... umm...
I really like you.
What do you mean by that?
We're dating... wouldn't you just assume that we're pretty close?
No, no... Umm...
I really really like you! Or more like...
I, really, really like you! Or more like...
I’ll do my best for the future!
If you don't try hard then you won't like me?
No! No! No? Umm... How should I say this? Umm...
In order for us to be together forever...
Uhh...
I'll try my best to make that happen.
You said something so amazing for the first time!
It's not about anyone else's happiness...
I want to properly protect you.
Or more like...
I want to make you happy.
That's how it is.
Then... can I kiss you?
What's with that all of a sudden?
I wanna do it! I'm coming over there right now!
No, no, no! It's impossible! Impossible!
Wh... w-what is?
Well... I said something kinda cool and now I'm all embarrassed.
But I want to do it!
If you don't want to do it face to face then we can do it in a hidden way!
No... what are you talking about?
Here! Right here! My face is right here!
Now then! Let's kiss
No... well... umm...
Here! Right here!
Geez!
Hold on...
I got a little worked up... what the hell are we doing?
Right.
We're doing it through the wall, too.
Can I come there?
Yes.
Tomioka-san?
Do you want to play some cards?
Who the hell is that guy?
Did he just rub something?
Should we go with this guy tonight?
Haven't they been kinda weak recently?
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Tomioka-san.
Yes?
Could you please date me?
Yes!
Wait, wait, what?
I don't think of you as a friend.
I want to be your girlfriend.
I'm going to date Hada-san?
Let me just say this. If you reject me I have decided that I’ll move out.
You don't have to give me an answer right away.
I'll be waiting.
Well... you don't have to do something like that.
Something like that?
You don't have to do this for an old man like me.
Up until now you have worried about me and have taken care of me but...
You don't have to go as far as to date me.
I'll fix myself up with my own strength.
Hold on a second Tomioka-san.
Yes?
What's up with that?
Do you think that I'm just being charitable by confessing my feelings to you?
Isn't that the only reason?
I really like you!
I've liked you for the longest time!
You really didn't notice it?
No... I had no idea...
That's what it is, huh?
It seems so far fetched that you are totally shocked by it.
I've said it now... what do I do?
I've said it now...
That's... ummm...
If you're okay with dating me then...
I'd like to date you.
But as you can see...
I have no future, or strong points. I'm a shitty old man too.
I have no future, or strong points. I'm a shitty old man too.
And you are still young.
You have a dream.
Well...
For you to date an old man like me...
I don't really think it's a good idea.
Isn't it fine?
Is it?
I-Isn't it fine?
I-It's fine, huh?
Then... umm...
Then I guess I'll be going out with you Hada-san, huh?
Well w ouldn't it be nice to date me?
Well then...
We're dating?
It's fine, right?
It is... good...
Right?
So that's how it is?
Dating...
I worked as a night guard for 7 years.
Right...
It went up!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey! Hey! you can't be doing these kind of things!
- Get inside!
- What the hell? Shut up!
It says right here, no fireworks!
All you have to do is chase them away.
But for some reason nobody tells us the reason why they keep resigning from this place.
It's really troublesome! But it might be because of...
them being afraid that a ghost or something might appear.
I got the job.
-Huh, you got it?
-Yeah, somehow I did.
That's great! Your housing problem will be solved then, huh?
I'm going to be a security guard for a huge sports park.
But I'm going to be all alone.
Piece of cake! If something happens then you just set off the fire alarm.
You know that fire trucks usually turn up when you do that, right?
You know what, Tomioka-san?
The fire alarm light... it's closer to a B cup than an A cup.
What is it? I'm a C cup and not a B cup.
No... well... I ended up with a gig as a night guard again. I wonder if it'll be fine.
It's okay!
The reason is because you are not alone anymore.
Is that right?
You are not just my friendly neighbor anymore.
You are my lover now.
Correct me if I'm wrong here.
I guess not.
I told you! I'm a C cup
I might be closer to a B cup than a full blown D but I'm a C cup.
Sorry!
Hada-san...
Is about this big, huh?
Isn't she a little bit bigger?
Who are those guys?
Huh? It has to be somewhere around here though...
We don't have time to just cruise around with you!
Sorry, sorry.
Hey Haino. Even if you have voyeur videos...
If you can't track the people in them down, then you can't pay the money back.
It's okay! It's okay!
I'll give it all back to you in one go.
This asshole isn't serious at all!
You got one week!
If you can't pay me in one week, then you'll be swimming with the fishes!
Please calm down! Shimada-san, Shimada-san.
I'm sorry! Shimada-san!
I'm sorry! Shimada-san!
You gave birth to twins.
- There's two of them!
- Congratulations!
Thank you! Man...
You're working hard as a mom.
You're working hard too, Tomioka-san.
Why are you talking like a perverted old man? It's freaking me out.
I'm not an old man.
1,2,3,4.
"You go to the doctor the get a health check-up." What, am I an old man?
An old man...
You lose your house in a fire, your family gets broken up.
Thanks for everything. Farewell.
My wife and also... Hotaroo and Jun.
You even named the children?
Well... I've had a lot of time to think about it.
For my wife to all of the sudden give birth to twins is nothing to be happy about.
Think about it.
Tomioka-san, you're confusing this game with real life.
Reality is going to end up the same way. You’re going to be all like...
"Huh, how did I end up with this loser?"
And then you're going to go run off somewhere.
Shut up!
Tomioka-san! I'm definitely not going to run off!
I don't have those kind of foolish thoughts!
Please take your constant fear of ending up alone and shove it up your ass!
I've tried to get my novels published in the past but...
It didn't work out.
I don't really know much about that stuff, but didn't you give it your best shot?
If you did there's nothing to be ashamed about then.
Yeah, That's true! There's no point in thinking about it!
I'll just give it my best and see where I'll end up.
Let's go anywhere we want!
- And then afterwards let's go to that sports park we always go to!
- Okay!
You! Stop right there!
I'm going to need to use these someday.
For crying out loud! What's up with those guys?
Are they gone? Geez! Unbelievable...
- They were scary.
- They really were.
At the party the other day this girl said...
that her date was like Marine snow.
I bet a date with Hada-san would be fun.
She said that it felt like the water pressure
She said that if sea creatures go on land then their eyes will pop out of their heads.
The same thing happens to me when I go outside.
But Marine Snow is basically just dead plankton floating down.
There are sea creatures waiting for them down below.
They just want then to die quickly so...
This was Ozaki's view on the world.
Did you find it?
There's just one left.
If these women go to the police it'll be a pain in the ass after all.
Of course you dumbass!
I'm sorry.
This is more difficult than finding a dragon ball.
Who is this?
Her name is Patina.
All that's left is Nicole huh?
Eat this, Patina.
Hey!
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
I'm working right now.
You're not actually working, are you?
I'm burning DVDs for a Pachinko store.
So, what are you going to do about the debt?
You can afford it.
Things like throwing me into the sea. I don't know what these yakuza guys are doing in the countryside.
What are you doing Amekawa?
Please take care of me!
From the other day...
This feels like we're comrades.
How else am I supposed to protect her?
Thanks.
Hey! Do you understand? Hanabayashi!
Stop it Amekawa!
Nobody is currently at home to take the phone call right now.
Please leave a message with your name and reason for calling.
Bathroom videos
Translated subbed and timed by Rjgmans6.
Hada-san
Welcome back, Tomioka-san!
I'm back.
Something happened, right?
Well... about that...
I was just thinking "Is this really okay?"
What do you mean?
Well... I wonder if it's okay for me to be happy.
Tomioka-san. What kind of future do you see?
Well to put it simply... I don't see much of a future at all.
I don't really feel like I'm a part of the company yet.
And after that... what type of job should I get?
I haven't really thought about it.
Can I say something?
Why don't we think about it?
How our happiness would look like?
For example, if you worked in a convenience store and earned 100,000 yen a month.
Then I would make enough to pay for the rest of the living expenses.
And if you are always thinking of bad things then I'll think of good things.
That way we'd balance each other out.
Wouldn't that be good?
That’s no good...
If I think of something good then maybe something bad would happen immediately.
I really understand your negative way of thinking Tomioka-san.
But...
I like the fact that you are able to talk about things like how you have no friends.
Just like I thought.
Hada-san.
Can I come in to get my work clothes?
Are you there?
Excuse me. The door was unlocked.
I'm just going to come in for a bit.
I'm just going to get my work clothes. Excuse me.
Tomioka-san?
Ummm...
On your laptop...
There was something weird...
There was something weird...
Whatever... it's fine.
Is that from the guy you were talking about before?
He has so much free time. He sent this to me.
Wouldn't it be better if you turned this in to the police?
It's just a little harassment. It'll fade away.
I'm really not okay with that.
But even with all of that on her shoulders
she keeps on supporting me and pushing me forward.
Tomi... Tomioka-san? What's wrong?
Umm... Just as I thought... I'm... umm...
I really like you.
What do you mean by that?
We're dating... wouldn't you just assume that we're pretty close?
No, no... Umm...
I really really like you! Or more like...
I, really, really like you! Or more like...
I’ll do my best for the future!
If you don't try hard then you won't like me?
No! No! No? Umm... How should I say this? Umm...
In order for us to be together forever...
Uhh...
I'll try my best to make that happen.
You said something so amazing for the first time!
It's not about anyone else's happiness...
I want to properly protect you.
Or more like...
I want to make you happy.
That's how it is.
Then... can I kiss you?
What's with that all of a sudden?
I wanna do it! I'm coming over there right now!
No, no, no! It's impossible! Impossible!
Wh... w-what is?
Well... I said something kinda cool and now I'm all embarrassed.
But I want to do it!
If you don't want to do it face to face then we can do it in a hidden way!
No... what are you talking about?
Here! Right here! My face is right here!
Now then! Let's kiss
No... well... umm...
Here! Right here!
Geez!
Hold on...
I got a little worked up... what the hell are we doing?
Right.
We're doing it through the wall, too.
Can I come there?
Yes.
Tomioka-san?
Do you want to play some cards?
Who the hell is that guy?
Did he just rub something?
Should we go with this guy tonight?
Haven't they been kinda weak recently?