The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 22 - The Smurfs - full transcript

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[upbeat music]

[spooky music]

[cackles]

[upbeat music]

[light music]

Hmm. Hmm?

[snoring]

Wake up, Lazy-bones.

You're smurfing the day away.

Sweep the dust over there.

[grunts]



Uh-uh-uh.

Hey!

No snacking between meals, Greedy.

Brainy, you're an A-number-one pest.

Watch your left.

One fine Smurf coming through.

-What in smurf...
-On your right.

Fun times are here!

Uh!

[screams]

[tires screech]

Ahh!

[crashing]

-Watch out, Farmer.
-Whoa!



Hey, you nearly smurfed me.

I love feeling the wind in my smurf.

Whoa. Looking stylish, Vanity.

-Mm-hmm.
-Whoo-hoo. Yee-haw.

Ah! Hey. Be careful.

Make way for beauty.

Smurfboard all-stars coming through.

Hey.

What are those?

Hey, Brainy. You're looking
hot under the collar today.

If you really must know,
they are smurfboards.

And where did you get these smurfboards?

Handy made them for us.
It was a special order.

He had no right. You guys are a menace.

Return them this instant.

Who made you king of the village?

Why should you be the only
one who gets to zip around?

You don't even do it in style.

Huh?

See you around, Brainy.

We'll just see
what Papa Smurf has to say about this.

[snoring]

Hello, Lazy.

Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

Nice moves, Jokey.

You see those two
riding on their smurfboards?

They're dangerous.

We need to stop them
before they smurf the village.

I have no problem
with Vanity and Jokey having smurfboards.

But... but what about safety?
Responsible driving?

-Rules and regulations?
-[laughs]

Who needs rules when you have style?

Let's go, Jokey.

Not so fast, you two.

Brainy is right about road safety.

You have to be responsible.

And that's why he's going to teach you.

I would be proud to.

[both] What?

Hey, my smurfboard.

You can have them back
once you've completed your training.

Class starts now.

Sit up straight, Jokey.

So I'm here to teach you the traffic laws.

-We know.
-Give our smurfboards back.

[blows whistle]

First warning.

You better behave
or I'm telling Papa Smurf.

-[grunt]
-Road signs.

This one means danger.

-This one, one way.
-[yawns]

This one, stop.

The speed limit. Snail crossing.

-Boring.
-Baby crossing.

Azrael crossing.

-Gargamel crossing.
-[laughs]

-[blows whistle]
-Second warning.

Next time, I'm telling Papa Smurf.

Let's continue with another exercise.

Jokey, if you see Gargamel
and Azrael at a crossroads,

do you "A" slow down or "B" speed up?

That's easy, I speed up at full smurf.

Not my style to slow down anyway.

Right. Good answer.

What is the thing
you should always look into?

Of course. My mirror.

Rear view mirror. Good answer.

Class dismissed.

Present?

Oh, thank you.

[laughing]

So, is everything okay?

Ah, yes, Papa Smurf.
We were all about to practice.

-Yee-haw!
-Let's go!

Right.

You can have the smurfboards.

Ha!

First rule of driving, don't drive.

-[both grumble]
-What?

Don't drive until you make sure
that your vehicle is safe.

-Have you checked your brakes?
-We don't have brakes.

What? What about your tires?

Oh, yeah. We have tires.

Hm. All right. Get ready.

-[both laugh]
-One moment.

What is it now?

You need safety equipment.

Perfect. Right?

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

Oh, this doesn't suit me at all.

Stop complaining and go.

[blows whistle]

You're going way too fast.

[both Hm?

He's starting to smurf on my nerves.

[laughing]

When you're smurfing around the village,
it's important to be observant.

Keep your eyes open and stay alert.

-Stop.
-Huh?

Red light.

We have to wait for the green light.

[whistling]

Why don't we help this old Smurf to cross?

Hurry, before the light goes green.

What are you smurfing?

Ah, now the light is green.

Before you go,
to make sure there is no danger,

I always look left and right.

-Then I go.
-[horn honks]

-Ahh!
-[horn honks]

Naturally,
the fire brigade has the right of way.

Maintaining a reasonable speed
is the key to safety, right?

I never go over two smurfs per hour
in the village.

In the forest, I let myself go

and have fun
at three smurfs per hour. [laughs]

That's so boring.

I think I'm smurfing wrinkles.

[Baby cooing]

Even Baby is going faster than us.

If you guys were going any slower,

you'd smurf backwards.

-Ha-ha. Very funny.
-I've had enough.

Let's smurf out of here.

And don't forget,
when you need to turn, you must...

So long, pain in the smurf!

No! You can't do that. Come back!

Nobody tells us what to do! [laughs]

[grumbles] Wait until I catch you.

-[siren wails]
-[tires screech]

Nobody smurfs the rules.

Vanity, Jokey, stop that at once.

[laughter]

Come back here, you outlaws.

-Catch us if you can.
-Your Smurfway can't keep up.

[siren wailing]

Let's mess with him.

Come and smurf us.

You can't shake me.

Sure I can, like salt and pepper.

Whoa, whoa!

[screams]

Ahh!

You'll never smurf your license at this...

Huh?

Whoa, that's pretty good.

-Oh. That's not so good.
-Right.

Pull over. That's an order.

Okay. But first, catch this.

Huh? Ahh!

Aha! Stop your vehicle.

I can't see a stop sign.

Time for a little shortcut.

Hm.

You are a menace. Pull over.

-[grunts]
-Uh?

Wohoo!

I've got you now, you dirty rascals.

Pull over. That's an order.

[both laugh]

Brainy, you're going over the speed limit.

You'll lose your license.

[gasps]

Leave the driving to the big boys.

[grunting]

Enough joking around.

[rock music]

Yeah!

You think you're so cool?

You think you're "masters"?

Well, I'll show you who's cool.

I'll show you who's the real master.

Ha!

Let's see you do this.

[both] Oh!

Whoa!

He's getting carried away.

He's really lost his smurf.

[laughs]

Can't beat that, huh?

Well, what about this?

And this?

You can't smurf this, can you?

Admit it. I'm the best. The best!

Watch out!
You're heading straight for the canyon.

You think I'm going to fall
for that old joke.

No. But you're gonna fall.

[screams]

Ah, thank smurf you're safe.
You had us worried.

-How do we smurf him out of there?
-Hold my ankles.

[dramatic music]

Smurf me your hand.

[both straining]

Aha!

-Huh?
-What's this?

A ticket.

What?

You have both proven you are reckless.

You are dangers to Smurfs
and forest animals.

You've broken a smurfzillion rules.

Including section 2.3, paragraph 3.5
subsection seven through ten.

Phew! When I'm done writing up my report,

you'll be lucky
if Papa Smurf lets you out.

What do you say we practice
some more loops?

-You're on. Later, Brainy.
-Yeah. You keep working on that report.

Papa Smurf will... You can't leave!

-Yippee!
-[laughs]

I haven't finished telling
you the rules you broke.

You broke the speed limit,
you ignored the right of way,

you went through a stop.