The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 21 - Knight Smurfalot/Forget Me What? - full transcript
Dreamer tries to become a knight, but his annoying antics make him some new enemies that land him in danger; When Gargamel accidentally breathes in the pollen of a rare flower, it instantly wipes his memory.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
Hear ye!
The stage is set for our most noble knight
whose tall tale will surely delight.
[whimsical music]
[cheers and applause]
Hey, Dreamer, do you want a cupcake?
Oh, I would love to be a knight like him.
Fearless and strong,
he could smurf no wrong.
For when there was a damsel in distress...
Help me, oh, help me!
Ugh. This is really outdated.
I can save myself, you know.
What? I can.
For when there was a damsel in distress,
he knew he had to save
the lady in the dress.
Smurf and glory!
Smurf and glory?
But charging on his royal steed,
a mighty dragon started to stampede.
Hmm?
Ha ha!
Hmm? Psst!
-Dragon, you're supposed to charge.
-Huh? Oh, right.
Roar.
-Roar!
-Watch out!
-Roar.
-[grunts]
Roar.
-[grunts]
-Roar.
Ha!
Huh?
Dragon, you're smurfed.
Oh, right.
[all cheering]
-He smurfed the dragon.
-Smurf and glory!
[chuckles]
Ah?
-Me, I don't like plays.
-I'm gonna sleep well after that show.
-Dreamer?
-Huh?
Dreamer, the show is over.
For me, it's not over.
I'm going to be a knight.
Charge!
Dreamer will always be Dreamer.
I don't know about you,
but I love mornings.
Ta-da!
Smurf and glory!
Dreamer, is that you?
[heroic fanfare]
-Uh...
-Uh-huh.
Hey, I've decided to live my dream
and become a knight.
-Hmm.
-Mm-hmm.
-Poet, do you want to be my bard?
-Me?
You want me to write your story?
And relay all your heroic glory?
Yeah, every knight needs a bard.
So why not you?
Are you up to the challenge?
Hmm, my recent poems
have gone straight in the bin.
But writing a great saga
could be a glorious win.
-Hmm?
-Ah!
-Help!
-[roars]
There's a monster in the kitchen.
Smurf and glory!
Have no fear, Scaredy.
Knight Smurfalot is here.
Charge!
Knight Smurfalot, bold and brave,
set off to vanquish the knave.
-[loud crash]
-Show yourself, scoundrel.
[loud crashing]
Ah-ha! I've got you, roaring monster.
[whimpering]
[giggling]
[burps]
Some monster. Ha.
Quick as a flash, he captured the pest.
-The noble knight had completed his quest.
-Come, my faithful bard.
We still have many adventures to smurf.
Can you believe Dreamer?
He thinks he's a knight.
It's very courageous to live your dreams.
Puh! I don't see what's courageous
about smurfing with a bucket on your head.
-[birds chirping]
-[snoring]
Good morrow, Sleeping Beauty.
My good fella, have you spotted
any enemies on the horizon?
Uh, nope.
Whelp, stay on guard.
Whoa!
Smurf and glory.
♪ Admire the courageous knight
Who helped the grandpa with his plight ♪
What do you mean, "grandpa"?
No need to thank me.
Just doing my duty, good sir.
Hmm.
So what else does a knight do, Poet?
He protects the village
from those who try to pillage.
Of course, I must guard
the Smurfs from all harm.
[metal creaking]
[gasps] What is that ghastly beast?
It must be a dragon.
Charge!
-Smurf this!
-Hey!
And that. Yeah, huh!
Whoa!
Ow.
[grunts] What's gotten into you, Dreamer?
Um, nothing to worry about.
I smurfed the dragon.
Yeah, focus is the key, right?
Smurf and glory! Charge!
Ah!
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Take that, orange troll.
Huh?
This is for you, cake thief.
Here I am, howling dragon.
Smurf and glory!
-Charge!
-Ah!
My beautiful souffle.
Get back here, you little...
Take that, evil knight on wheels.
Stop that, Dreamer.
You're gonna smurf my paint.
-Silence!
-Huh?
Ah!
Yield, you vile creature.
I shall tame you, rolling dragon.
[upbeat music]
[loud crashing]
[all screaming]
[humming]
Wh... ooh!
[groans]
[all] Dreamer!
[heroic fanfare]
Dreamer, what's the deal?
Nothing to worry about.
I smurfed the dragon.
-Hmm?
-What dragon?
Come, Poet,
we must fulfil our noble cause.
Oh, yes, good knight.
Let's keep up the fight.
What happened here?
Knight Smurfalot happened, that's what.
I'm on it.
Dreamer, as Papa Smurf's right-hand Smurf,
I order you to stop this nonsense.
Half a knight on a ridiculous horse
dares to challenge me?
-Charge!
-Huh?
Take that.
I handled that like a true knight.
No, you didn't.
Being a knight
isn't just about poking people.
It's about chivalry,
rescuing fair maidens...
But of course!
A fair maiden.
I shall woo her and win her favour.
-Come, Poet, we must go.
-[laughs]
Me? I don't like knights.
Me? I don't like Smurfs stealing my lines.
[pleasant music]
[humming]
Ouchie!
Not to worry, Smurfette.
I shall smurf down that thorny bush.
[grunting]
Stop!
And smurf that lance out of my face.
I apologize to thee.
But there's something I want to ask.
Huh?
Your hair shines bright like diamonds.
♪ And your smile lights up my world ♪
-♪ For miles ♪
-[giggles]
♪ And all I ask, my fair lady ♪
♪ Is a small token ♪
♪ So that I may quest in your name ♪
[laughs] Well,
if it means that much to you,
take this rose.
It's all yours, Knight Smurfalot.
Ah?
[sighs]
♪ Time for a new quest
I'll follow you 'cause you're the best ♪
[sighs]
[dramatic music]
Hey, looks like someone
put you out to pasture.
It's not fair.
Why is Smurfette
so impressed with Dreamer?
I suppose 'cause he's a knight
following his dream.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I can be a knight too.
Charge!
Things like this never end well.
Smurfette?
Smurfette!
Feast your eyes, Azrael.
Another ingenious plan.
One Smurf trap here,
another Smurf trap there.
Next time those blasted Smurfs
walk this way,
they'll trigger my traps. Hmm?
Get your nose out of there. [grunts]
Ah! Ah, my bones!
Oh, my fingers! Ah!
Hmm? What a horrible roar.
There must be another dragon.
Poet, we must go and Smurf it!
-I fear you've lost the plot!
-Charge!
That dragon is no match for me.
I shall strike it thusly.
-Smurf and glory!
-Hmm?
Another knight?
Charge!
Knights, beware.
There's danger through there.
-I'm the only knight around here.
-We'll see about that.
[both grunting]
[both] Smurf and glory!
[dramatic music]
-Charge!
-No, charge!
[both grunting]
Ah!
-Charge!
-Rah!
All set again.
Huh? Hmm?
-What?
-[both grunting]
[ominous music]
[chuckles] Smurfs.
Look, Azrael.
-Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
-[meows]
[shouting continues]
I just saved us from Gargamel.
Make sure you write that down.
-I want Smurfette to know.
-Hold on a second.
I saved us from Gargamel.
[hissing]
Aha, the dragon.
-Charge!
-Careful, Dreamer, it's a snake.
[both choking]
[snake hissing]
It's the end of their quest
in the dragon's chest.
[both] Ah!
So, boys, who needs rescuing now?
[intense music]
[shouts]
Uh?
Oh, what would you boys
ever do without girls?
-[grunting]
-[both sighing dreamily]
♪ And so the knights in distress ♪
♪ Were saved by the princess ♪
Hey, I helped out too.
[romantic music]
[sighs]
I wish I could be Smurfette!
[grunting]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
Hear ye!
The stage is set for our most noble knight
whose tall tale will surely delight.
[whimsical music]
[cheers and applause]
Hey, Dreamer, do you want a cupcake?
Oh, I would love to be a knight like him.
Fearless and strong,
he could smurf no wrong.
For when there was a damsel in distress...
Help me, oh, help me!
Ugh. This is really outdated.
I can save myself, you know.
What? I can.
For when there was a damsel in distress,
he knew he had to save
the lady in the dress.
Smurf and glory!
Smurf and glory?
But charging on his royal steed,
a mighty dragon started to stampede.
Hmm?
Ha ha!
Hmm? Psst!
-Dragon, you're supposed to charge.
-Huh? Oh, right.
Roar.
-Roar!
-Watch out!
-Roar.
-[grunts]
Roar.
-[grunts]
-Roar.
Ha!
Huh?
Dragon, you're smurfed.
Oh, right.
[all cheering]
-He smurfed the dragon.
-Smurf and glory!
[chuckles]
Ah?
-Me, I don't like plays.
-I'm gonna sleep well after that show.
-Dreamer?
-Huh?
Dreamer, the show is over.
For me, it's not over.
I'm going to be a knight.
Charge!
Dreamer will always be Dreamer.
I don't know about you,
but I love mornings.
Ta-da!
Smurf and glory!
Dreamer, is that you?
[heroic fanfare]
-Uh...
-Uh-huh.
Hey, I've decided to live my dream
and become a knight.
-Hmm.
-Mm-hmm.
-Poet, do you want to be my bard?
-Me?
You want me to write your story?
And relay all your heroic glory?
Yeah, every knight needs a bard.
So why not you?
Are you up to the challenge?
Hmm, my recent poems
have gone straight in the bin.
But writing a great saga
could be a glorious win.
-Hmm?
-Ah!
-Help!
-[roars]
There's a monster in the kitchen.
Smurf and glory!
Have no fear, Scaredy.
Knight Smurfalot is here.
Charge!
Knight Smurfalot, bold and brave,
set off to vanquish the knave.
-[loud crash]
-Show yourself, scoundrel.
[loud crashing]
Ah-ha! I've got you, roaring monster.
[whimpering]
[giggling]
[burps]
Some monster. Ha.
Quick as a flash, he captured the pest.
-The noble knight had completed his quest.
-Come, my faithful bard.
We still have many adventures to smurf.
Can you believe Dreamer?
He thinks he's a knight.
It's very courageous to live your dreams.
Puh! I don't see what's courageous
about smurfing with a bucket on your head.
-[birds chirping]
-[snoring]
Good morrow, Sleeping Beauty.
My good fella, have you spotted
any enemies on the horizon?
Uh, nope.
Whelp, stay on guard.
Whoa!
Smurf and glory.
♪ Admire the courageous knight
Who helped the grandpa with his plight ♪
What do you mean, "grandpa"?
No need to thank me.
Just doing my duty, good sir.
Hmm.
So what else does a knight do, Poet?
He protects the village
from those who try to pillage.
Of course, I must guard
the Smurfs from all harm.
[metal creaking]
[gasps] What is that ghastly beast?
It must be a dragon.
Charge!
-Smurf this!
-Hey!
And that. Yeah, huh!
Whoa!
Ow.
[grunts] What's gotten into you, Dreamer?
Um, nothing to worry about.
I smurfed the dragon.
Yeah, focus is the key, right?
Smurf and glory! Charge!
Ah!
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Take that, orange troll.
Huh?
This is for you, cake thief.
Here I am, howling dragon.
Smurf and glory!
-Charge!
-Ah!
My beautiful souffle.
Get back here, you little...
Take that, evil knight on wheels.
Stop that, Dreamer.
You're gonna smurf my paint.
-Silence!
-Huh?
Ah!
Yield, you vile creature.
I shall tame you, rolling dragon.
[upbeat music]
[loud crashing]
[all screaming]
[humming]
Wh... ooh!
[groans]
[all] Dreamer!
[heroic fanfare]
Dreamer, what's the deal?
Nothing to worry about.
I smurfed the dragon.
-Hmm?
-What dragon?
Come, Poet,
we must fulfil our noble cause.
Oh, yes, good knight.
Let's keep up the fight.
What happened here?
Knight Smurfalot happened, that's what.
I'm on it.
Dreamer, as Papa Smurf's right-hand Smurf,
I order you to stop this nonsense.
Half a knight on a ridiculous horse
dares to challenge me?
-Charge!
-Huh?
Take that.
I handled that like a true knight.
No, you didn't.
Being a knight
isn't just about poking people.
It's about chivalry,
rescuing fair maidens...
But of course!
A fair maiden.
I shall woo her and win her favour.
-Come, Poet, we must go.
-[laughs]
Me? I don't like knights.
Me? I don't like Smurfs stealing my lines.
[pleasant music]
[humming]
Ouchie!
Not to worry, Smurfette.
I shall smurf down that thorny bush.
[grunting]
Stop!
And smurf that lance out of my face.
I apologize to thee.
But there's something I want to ask.
Huh?
Your hair shines bright like diamonds.
♪ And your smile lights up my world ♪
-♪ For miles ♪
-[giggles]
♪ And all I ask, my fair lady ♪
♪ Is a small token ♪
♪ So that I may quest in your name ♪
[laughs] Well,
if it means that much to you,
take this rose.
It's all yours, Knight Smurfalot.
Ah?
[sighs]
♪ Time for a new quest
I'll follow you 'cause you're the best ♪
[sighs]
[dramatic music]
Hey, looks like someone
put you out to pasture.
It's not fair.
Why is Smurfette
so impressed with Dreamer?
I suppose 'cause he's a knight
following his dream.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I can be a knight too.
Charge!
Things like this never end well.
Smurfette?
Smurfette!
Feast your eyes, Azrael.
Another ingenious plan.
One Smurf trap here,
another Smurf trap there.
Next time those blasted Smurfs
walk this way,
they'll trigger my traps. Hmm?
Get your nose out of there. [grunts]
Ah! Ah, my bones!
Oh, my fingers! Ah!
Hmm? What a horrible roar.
There must be another dragon.
Poet, we must go and Smurf it!
-I fear you've lost the plot!
-Charge!
That dragon is no match for me.
I shall strike it thusly.
-Smurf and glory!
-Hmm?
Another knight?
Charge!
Knights, beware.
There's danger through there.
-I'm the only knight around here.
-We'll see about that.
[both grunting]
[both] Smurf and glory!
[dramatic music]
-Charge!
-No, charge!
[both grunting]
Ah!
-Charge!
-Rah!
All set again.
Huh? Hmm?
-What?
-[both grunting]
[ominous music]
[chuckles] Smurfs.
Look, Azrael.
-Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
-[meows]
[shouting continues]
I just saved us from Gargamel.
Make sure you write that down.
-I want Smurfette to know.
-Hold on a second.
I saved us from Gargamel.
[hissing]
Aha, the dragon.
-Charge!
-Careful, Dreamer, it's a snake.
[both choking]
[snake hissing]
It's the end of their quest
in the dragon's chest.
[both] Ah!
So, boys, who needs rescuing now?
[intense music]
[shouts]
Uh?
Oh, what would you boys
ever do without girls?
-[grunting]
-[both sighing dreamily]
♪ And so the knights in distress ♪
♪ Were saved by the princess ♪
Hey, I helped out too.
[romantic music]
[sighs]
I wish I could be Smurfette!
[grunting]