iZombie (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - Blaine's World - full transcript

Liv: Previously on izombie...
We've been investigating
the murder of rebecca hinton.
She had evidence
that max rager was causing
temporary psychosis.
We know about the memo.
Your product kills people.
Liv, what are you?
(gasping)
Cameron?
This is the guy who took
our astronaut brains.
The guy who knows too much.
Your emergency contact.
Olivia moore.
Yeah, she's my sister.
How soon would you
be able to start?
Just calm your ass down.
We're not a pizza place.
There's no 30-minute-or-less
guarantee.
You'll get your astronaut
brains when you get them.
Checked his house.
I checked his car.
No sign of the brains.
Who is this guy, and why is he
all up in our business?
Works at helton shelter,
That home for runaways
near nine trolls.
Or at least he did.
That's a termination letter.
I guess that kid
i got my shoes off of
must've lived there.
-Maybe he just
dumped the brains.
-No.
He wouldn't have done that.
He needs them.
They're his proof we exist.
"see. Brains."
(sighs)
Let's go see if he's ready
to tell us where he's stashed
our product, huh?
Hey, buddy.
You remember what you did
with our brains?
Kiss my ass.
I love the moxie.
But i'm the mick jagger here.
Time is on my side.
(theme song playing)
She slipped
her police protection.
-Then?
-At 10:42 p.M.
911 dispatch received a call
From room 233
at the piney trail lodge.
It was teresa.
She didn't get any words
out of her mouth,
But she was found
clutching the receiver.
Bludgeoned to death.
She was meeting this guy
Cameron, there.
There was a text
from cameron asking her
to show up and bring
"the stuff" belonging to
this guy sebastian.
Also deceased.
Known murderer,
suspected max rager fixer.
Cameron said he wanted
to use this stuff
To track sebastian down.
Seems foolhardy.
We do know sebastian killed
our cheerleader kimber.
And we assume he killed
nate and kimber
As revenge for running him
over and burying him alive.
It would certainly
motivate me.
But it's looking like someone
else could've killed nate,
Then killed teresa.
I'm afraid cameron
might already be face-to-face
with his maker.
We found his blood in the bed.
Well, let's hope he's
on the run and not
dead already.
I'll put out an apb.
Let me know
if you get anything.
I hope you brought
your appetite.
I've met this girl before.
Not to speak ill of the dead,
But she's kind
of a snarky little bitch.
I doubt i'll even notice
the difference.
Piss off, nancy boy.
The prosecution rests.
This indian mustard
you brought in
Sucks donkey parts.
A delight as always,
olivia moore.
Liv! Come here.
Ta-da!
One former zombie rat.
Good as new.
Just think, a few months
of observation and testing
And if all goes well,
-This could be you.
-Months?
Screw that.
I'm ready now.
Need i remind you that our
first zombie rat expired
48 hours after receiving
the cure?
I don't care.
The man that i wanted to marry
Has vowed to kill
every last zombie.
And last night my best friend
looked at me like
i was a monster,
Which, incidentally, i am.
I want my life back, ravi.
I eat brains.
It's disgusting.
I am disgusting.
I'll sign a waiver.
Just let me do it.
This is all we have.
One dose. Two,
perhaps, if we stretch it.
We're completely out
of the tainted utopium.
Right now,
i can't replicate it.
But if our little mate
here survives,
That'll be the next mission.
Turning you back
to your old self
Is the primary objective,
But it is vital
That we're able to do the same
with all the other zombies
we believe are out there.
I suppose.
Rub it in, you smug little...
Boy: Move, rat!
I'm such a moron.
I know who's killing
these kids.
Max rager?
How do you figure?
In my vision, teresa was
retrieving sebastian's wallet.
The last time i saw it,
Sebastian was putting
the thumb drive
With the incriminating max
rager inter-office memo in it.
The one that said
their product was causing
psychotic episodes,
That their most heavy-duty
consumers were raging out,
killing people.
So you think that's what
this is all about?
Getting that thumb drive back?
It adds up.
Max rager texted nate
from kimber's phone.
They weren't asking for money,
They were offering money.
Maybe the kids took it,
maybe they didn't.
But it looks like
max rager isn't taking
Any chances with witnesses.
We should probably
go talk to them.
You think?
I came in on my own.
I didn't have to.
-And now this?
-You've stated you have
An appetite for human brains.
-What happened to his face?
-A boat ran over him.
-And he survived?
-Well, you know,
in a manner of speaking.
Now, the fellow conducting
the interview,
He's our former head
of research,
He's the man
you'll be replacing.
Yes, i read all of
dr. Yeltsin's research,
everything you sent me.
It's ground-breaking.
I can't imagine
why he's giving it up.
Well, it wasn't
exactly his choice.
(grunting)
As you can see, we're still
working out the bugs.
But hey, it's science.
You're gonna break a few eggs.
A zombie?
I'm sorry. You're saying
this sebastian is a zombie?
Well, now you're getting
into semantics here.
He craves brains,
he can't seem to die,
His heart beats once
every six seconds.
Yeah, i guess, you know,
after awhile,
If it walks like a duck
and quacks like a duck...
But how did he become...
Well, he claims that he
Accidentally sampled
the blood of a young woman.
It's a long story.
It's a long story.
Anyway, this young woman
later revealed herself
to be a zombie.
Next thing he knows,
he's back from the dead,
He's white as a sheet,
tooling for brains.
Hillary: Vaughn,
the police are here.
Just a minute, hillary.
You know,
i'd love to get a look at
one of these zombies.
I knew you would!
And that's why
i called you in early.
The girl, the zombie that
turned sebastian into one?
She's right outside that door.
She's with seattle pd.
Guess what she does?
Medical examiner.
(chuckling)
who writes this stuff, right?
Hillary, send them in, please.
Okay, hold on.
Let me get something straight.
Three teenagers are dead,
And you're suggesting that
i'm somehow responsible?
We simply asked if you or
anyone else at max rager
Reached out to nate boden
Offering a reward for
the return of max rager
company secrets.
But if the subtext
is confusing,
Yeah, we're suggesting you had
something to do with it.
Well, i've been in milan
since our first memorable
tete-a-tete.
Oh, you didn't
make it back for your
assistant's funeral, then?
An assistant bent
on leaking trade secrets
to the press? No.
Sebastian myers,
the murderer in that case,
Worked for you.
Personal security, i believe.
Hey!
Creepy-stares-a-lot.
I'm not on a sex-cam.
I can see you.
Now, we let
sebastian go,
oh, years ago.
Some drunk snowboarder
crashed into me in sun valley
And sebastian nearly
beat him to death.
Loyal to a fault, that kid.
I would never root
for anybody's death, okay?
But i must admit i did feel
a modicum of relief
When i found out that you had
run him over in a boat.
It probably saved lives.
He survived that.
Is that right?
And then he was
run over by those four
joyriding teenagers,
And survived that, too.
A witness claimed he killed
the first of those teens
With his bare hands.
Last night at 10:32, the third
of those dead teenagers
Was beaten to death
in a motel room.
Well, i don't mean to do
your job for you,
But it sounds like you should
be out looking for sebastian.
Oh, we know where he is.
He's in a drawer
at the morgue.
He was dead
half an hour before
the girl in the motel room.
Oh.
But if you don't mind
my asking,
How did he die?
He was stabbed to death.
-By?
-Me.
Ah.
Accomplishing what a car
and a boat couldn't.
I'd stay on
this one's good side.
Excuse me.
Can we back up to what you
were saying about sebastian
Being loyal to a fault?
Clive: Babineaux.
How long ago?
We'll check it out.
Someone just paid for
a tank of gas with
cameron's credit card.
-We gotta move.
-Okay, then.
Thanks for coming by,
really enjoyed this chat.
Don't be strangers.
Reception will validate.
This has got to suck.
(sighs) so i've been doing
a bit of online research,
Trying to figure out how long
you'll survive in here
Before body parts start
falling off,
And guess what i discovered?
Most of the pertinent data
comes courtesy of the nazis.
Yeah.
Those nazis.
Great minds, huh?
They wanted to know
If there was something
in russian genetics
That allowed those
commie bastards to survive
Stalingrad winters.
Spoiler alert, there wasn't.
Turns out we all freeze
to death roughly the same way.
But i digress.
The point is, they kept
meticulous notes.
And thanks to those notes,
i can keep you in here alive
And suffering
as long as i want.
As long as it takes to get
the information i need.
Why are you doing this?
Daddy issues.
Megalomania.
Greed.
Wow.
That felt really good
to get off my chest.
Before his untimely demise,
Dr. Yeltsin raved about you
and your research,
Called you a genius.
If only the fda thought
as highly of it.
Yeah, well, they just
don't get the big picture,
do they?
-And you're out
of pharmaceuticals now.
-Mmm-hmm.
We are a beverage company.
Less red tape.
But grander ambitions.
With super max,
Our consumers
will no longer have to sleep.
Exhaustion will be
a thing of the past.
Super max will be
an amphetamine,
A steroid, an opioid.
It will be to serotonin
What milton hershey
was to chocolate.
Dr. Yeltsin brought us close.
You will take us
all the way home.
In rare cases, users may
develop a taste for brains.
That strikes me
as the sort of side effect
That could put
a serious dent in sales.
Which is why you're going
to isolate and remove
Whatever it is in the formula
that contributes to
the zombie problem.
And as for those zombies
who are still
Wandering about, well,
just leave them to me.
By the time you've
completed your task,
There won't be any left
to affect our bottom-line.
So, what time was
the card swiped?
7:01 a.M.
Clerk: 7:01.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that guy.
Serious bo.
Two soft drinks.
Two hot dogs.
He looks nervous,
but he doesn't look bloody.
(mouthing) help me.
They've got him.
And he's running out of time.
Maybe we'll get another hit
off cameron's credit card.
At least we can establish
the general direction
they're taking him.
Hey, gas station dude?
Maybe next time try noticing
something more
About a possible kidnap victim
than his wicked funk?
Like, oh, i don't know,
maybe the kind of vehicle
he got out of.
There you both are.
Nice ball sack.
She can't help it.
Evidently. What do you got?
-The murder weapons.
-Billiard balls?
While examining teresa,
I was reminded of
a case i worked during
my apprenticeship.
That case involved
snooker balls.
Snooker,
being an english game,
Requires more skill than
common "pool,"
As it employs the use
of 21 object balls
Of a smaller size.
Point being, i found these in
a dumpster behind the motel
Where teresa was murdered.
The killer would've placed
these in a pillowcase
-And then, wham.
-Man: Babineaux.
911 just got a call
from your guy.
(snaps fingers)
tell them to forward it to me.
Are there any
pool halls near the motel?
I can find out. See if
anyone's missing these three.
Here's the 911 call.
Man: Oh man,
you gotta help me.
I think they're gonna
waste my ass.
Male operator: Can you tell me
where you are, sir?
Man: I'm in the trunk
of some car.
(stammering)
we were driving but we
stopped for a while.
(shouting) no, no, no!
Clive.
Dispatch is saying
they're still getting a signal
from the phone.
Where's it coming from?
Cameron's phone stopped
putting out a signal.
Maybe the battery died.
Yeah, that's probably it.
Knock, knock.
-I have to pee.
-No one's
stopping you, brother.
Look, i don't know
if you're hungry,
But you know what my mom
always says?
"why'd i stop using
birth control?"
No. "there's always room
for soup!"
Come on.
There you go.
(slurps)
Say what you want about
the lady that owns this place,
She makes a mean
bean and bratwurst stew.
What the hell?
Oh, looks like you found the
secret to our secret recipe.
Oh!
(spitting)
Aw, c'mon.
Eating brains doesn't make
you a monster.
It takes a little more effort.
Tommy?
I almost forgot.
One of your runaway kids,
Destined to run no more.
(groaning)
(barking)
It's cameron's.
So, i guess we get
a giant can opener
and start checking trunks.
Or maybe not.
If you're gonna kill cameron
And leave him in the trunk
of a car to be demolished,
And see he has a phone,
you don't leave it
here and on.
You'd know we'd find him.
Maybe they didn't know
he had the phone.
Then how does it get
inside the tire?
There is a traffic camera
at the last intersection.
We need to see those photos.
Liv: What are we looking for?
We don't know the
make of the car
Or who was driving
while cameron was calling
from the trunk.
If my hunch is right,
We're gonna recognize
the driver.
I don't think vaughn du clark
is doing his own dirty work.
And there he is.
Liv: Oh, cam.
What were you thinking?
Probably something about
all that max rager money
He wouldn't have to split
with his bandmates.
I need to modify an apb
on cameron henley.
He's last seen driving
a white impala.
Hey! Five bucks to wash
your windshield?
Ugh. With what, your ass?
I'm kick-starting
this bitch, man.
I take your five dollars
and i buy a glass cleaner,
a rag,
And i'm in business.
Hey.
How would you like
to earn ten dollars?
(whispering)
if you're the redhead
with the green dress,
That must make me
the guy with the thumb drive.
Let me see it.
After i get a peek
in the backpack.
I hope you were more discreet
with what's on this.
I didn't make any copies,
If that's what you're asking.
Good.
My employer is someone you
don't want to screw with.
Look, in case
you hadn't noticed,
Neither am i.
Okay.
This is for you.
Dillinger.
Finish it before you leave.
We shouldn't
walk out together.
Man: See, i got a bum knee,
pardon the pun,
That acts up when it rains.
If i could afford
a bus ticket...
Yeah, we got a possible
281 on that apb.
(car explodes)
Sir, he paid you ten dollars
to watch his car. Then what?
Yeah, so, i watched his car,
like he asked.
And i turned away for
like a minute,
And when i turned back,
i saw some dudes
Rolling out from
under the car.
And then a moment later,
the kid comes out.
He's got a backpack now,
i remember that.
And i like...
And he walked away.
Then...
(imitates explosion)
He made a funny sound
while spitting on you?
Do you remember
anything else,
like what he was wearing?
Anything we can add
to the description of cameron?
The backpack, it was orange.
Hey, do you know
why we've stopped?
Border's just up ahead.
Canadian customs
has to check passports,
Do cavity searches,
all that stuff.
Geez, hon, relax.
I was kidding about
the cavity searches.
Customs inspection, son.
Need you to return
to your seat.
Dude, i'm dying here,
Some lady's been
locked in the bathroom
for the past half-hour,
I gotta go.
-All right.
-Thanks.
Thanks.
Hold on a minute, son.
Can you give me
a description of the kid
we're looking for again?
Cameron: Look,
I'm telling you
i didn't kill nate and teresa.
These were used
to beat teresa to death.
Stolen from a pool hall
Two blocks from
the hotel where her body
and your blood was found.
The manager of that pool hall
just picked you
out of our lineup.
I'm guessing that you picked
at that scab,
And left the blood on the
motel sheets as a mislead.
Same as the gas station
and 911 performances.
All for show.
Then what do you want from me?
I want to know what sort
of person kills his friends
for three hundred grand.
I want a deal.
I want to be tried as a minor.
Then i'll talk.
Otherwise,
i want a lawyer now.
There must be something
pretty wicked
On that thumb drive
if they wanted it so badly.
I mean, what's a copy of it
worth to you?
There is a police officer
fighting for his life
right now,
So i've got a better idea.
How about we just let you go,
Escort you right out the front
door of the station?
Our press liaison
will tell the world
you were cooperative,
And we just let whoever
put that transmitter
in your book bag,
The same people who
put that bomb in your car,
Find you.
Do whatever it is
they do to you.
I can live with that.
Nate got a text from
kimber's phone after she died.
A phone number and a message
saying, "need to talk."
Nate called and a woman
offered $300,000
For a thumb drive that was
in the wallet of that psycho
freak that killed kimber.
Nate wanted to go to the cops.
I wanted the cash.
I mean, we stole the car,
Ran over a guy,
buried him alive
And were all high
as hell at the time.
Going to the police
wasn't gonna happen.
And i didn't want to kill
teresa, either.
But we all have
"find my friends"
on our phones,
And when i couldn't
locate her,
Guess where
the little blinking dot
showed where she was?
Right here.
Ratting us out to the police.
That girl talked big,
But a wuss
when things got real.
Clive: No wonder max rager
went after her.
Rebecca's article here
uncovers everything.
They knew about the psychotic
breaks their product caused,
They buried it, and people
died as a result.
She had the smoking gun memo
to back it all up.
What's this video file?
Man on computer:
Don't just live to the max,
live beyond it.
Super max.
That's ridiculous.
It's just caffeine, right?
It's not like it's magic.
I should check in downstairs,
let ravi know
what we've learned.
Liv: Clive's right,
it's ridiculous.
Unless it's not.
If max rager put the rage
into full-on zombie mode,
What's super max gonna do?
Seattle observer? I need to
speak to the news editor.
Ravi?
Ravi.
Must be nice.
No brains to eat.
No ghastly memories
of the dead to process
or obsess over.
(cell phone vibrating)
Hey, what's up?
Have you seen or heard
from major?
Not since he dropped off
those coolers of brains
at my place. Why?
It doesn't look like
he came home last night.
I'm really worried
about him, liv.
I am too.
Any word from peyton?
Uh, sadly, no.
I'll reach out to major.
I'm so sick
of this life, ravi.
Hang in there.
It's not much longer now.
(cell phone chimes)
Text just came in on our
brain thief's cell phone.
You'll like it.
I'll be damned.
Liv: "one dose, maybe two,"
that's what ravi said.
I'll take half
and live with the results.
Or die with them.
Ravi can reverse-engineer
with whatever's left.
(cell phone vibrating)
I was starting
to worry about you.
After all we've been through,
that warms my heart.
Why do you have major's phone?
He took something of mine.
I'm just trying
to get it back.
-Please don't hurt him.
-I give you my word.
Bring me those monkey brains,
and he'll be fine.
I take it by your silence
We're not going to play the
"what brains?" game.
I appreciate that.
But let me be clear.
If i don't get back my brains,
I'm opening up his skull
and eating his.
Judging by the quiver
in your voice,
And the fact that he was
willing to freeze to death
Rather than give you up,
I'm guessing that's a meal
That would bring
our relationship
to the next level.
I'll bring them.
Tell me where.
I want to see major.
You don't want
to catch up first?
I have so much to tell you.
Raincheck, then.
Bring out the boy scout.
Blaine: Yessir.
That is the right stuff.
Miss moore,
it's always a pleasure.
Mmm. So good.
With runaways,
you don't need to get fancy,
The natural flavors
do all the work.
(saw buzzing)
I hate that noise.
(music playing)
(rasping)
(groans)
(panting)
(distant laughter)
I tried pericardial fluid,
I tried lymph.
It has this surprisingly high
smoke point...
Get down!
(gun firing)
(grunting)
(gun firing)
Oh, god. No, please, please.
Blaine, he did this to me,
i'm just an artisanal butcher.
I'm just a chef. Please.
It's okay.
Just get out of here.
(breathlessly) thank you.
Thank you, god bless you.
(screams)
Police dispatcher:
All units, we have a 10-50n,
Noise complaint,
1021 10th avenue.
Meat cute charcuterie.
Possible gunshots.
Dispatch, this is suzuki,
i'm right there.
I'll check it out and radio
if backup's required.
-(siren wailing)
-out.
Walk away from this.
Look what you did, man.
(whirring stops)
Just what we need.
A noise complaint.
You've got the slow
and agonizing death thing
under control, right?
Great. I hope it hurts.
(music stops)
-(gun firing)
-(screams) ah!
Mother jones! That hurts.
You killed major, didn't you?
Okay, let's put
the gun down, huh?
Let's talk.
There's a reason
you didn't aim for my head.
I'm the only one who knows
Who all the zombies
are in seattle
And where they live,
so, really you can't kill me.
You murdered lowell.
(groaning)
just listen to me!
I feed seattle's zombies.
If i stop doing that job,
they don't stop eating,
And the zombie
apocalypse begins.
If you kill me,
Everyone you love becomes
a zombie or zombie food.
Major: (weakly) liv...
No.
We have to stop the bleeding.
(whispers)
just be here with me, okay?
I told you there were zombies.
You didn't believe me.
Blaine: Wait.
Oh, man.
He doesn't know?
(laughs)
Dude, you are about to go out
with one large dose of irony.
Seattle's preeminent
zombie hunter
Not realizing the entire
time that his own beloved...
I mean,
The hair, the eyes,
the complexion,
You thought those were, what,
Just questionable
style choices?
(laughs)
Major: (weakly) liv...
You?
Major.
Please.
-Please, i...
-Blaine: What a waste.
All this sound and fury.
And for what?
Nothing.
I've got friends
in high places.
Tomorrow's headline,
"crackpot shoots up
butcher shop."
Kill my crew, i'll make more.
Kill my customers,
I'll make more.
You cost me money.
I'll make...
(groans)
Make more now, bitch.
-What did you do?
-You're cured, mazel tov.
Did you... Is this...
Oh, no.
Oh, no, you've really screwed
the pooch now.
Let me know if you survive.
You're our guinea pig now.
If there's a zombie
apocalypse, assume i didn't.
(phone dialing)
It's suzuki. All clear here.
Just some kids
shooting off firecrackers.
You should try
to get this down.
It won't satisfy
your cravings,
But it'll help you
get your strength back.
It gets better,
But it would be lying
to say you get used to it.
But doesn't lying
come naturally to you by now?
You're a zombie.
Well, you've been a zombie
since that night on the lake.
Instead of telling
me the truth,
You decided it'd be easier
to break my heart.
Better, not easier.
I know what you would've
done if i told you.
You have no faith in me.
I have more faith
in you than anyone ever.
You would've told me
that it doesn't matter,
That you loved me anyway.
And you would've
sentenced yourself
To a life without sex,
without children.
It's who you are.
I couldn't ask that of you.
You couldn't ask that of me,
But you turned me into a
zombie without my permission.
Rather than watch you die.
You know what i want?
What sounds good to me?
Brains.
Human brains.
So, you, you eat them,
don't you? Wait.
You must.
You eat the brains of people
who come in the morgue.
When zombies eat brains,
We get the memories
of the deceased,
And i help solve
their murders.
So, that's what helps
you sleep at night.
Hmm.
What about me?
What's the greater
good for me?
Us?
I hope.
We can be together now.
It's not how we imagined,
But it's what fate dealt us.
It's not what fate
dealt me, liv.
You did.
The same person who let me
Check myself
into a mental hospital,
Let me think i was crazy.
But when you had a chance
to play god
And decide whether
i died or became this,
Did you decide
based on what you wanted
Or what you thought i wanted?
If it's what you
thought i wanted,
Then you don't know me
as well as you think you do.
-(gun firing)
-(groans)
(gas hissing)
Oh, my...
Police officer: Yeah.
It looks like suzuki
must've surprised these guys
And gone down swinging.
He got five of 'em.
Poor guy.
Hold on.
Blackstock. Come here.
I need you to bring in
major lilywhite,
White male, 30-ish.
That's his address.
Run a gun residue test on him.
-But the lieutenant...
-Just do it.
(reporters clamoring)
Is this the end of max rager?
Trust me,
we're just getting started.
(dog barking)
Liv?
Whatever happens now,
i hope you can forgive me.
I doubt humanity is going to.
What? What did you do?
(cell phone ringing)
Mom?
Oh, god.
Surgeon: Your brother
has lost a lot of blood,
And he's going to need
more in order to survive.
Unfortunately,
he's o-negative,
And we don't have any.
Liv is o-negative. Remember?
That time you sliced open
your head on that nail.
Evan was a match for you.
Oh, thank god
you had your phone on.
Surgeon: We don't
have much time.
Can you come with me,
miss moore?
Eva: Liv.
Go with the doctor!
No.