iZombie (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Astroburger - full transcript
A person close to Major dies of an apparent suicide; a secret computer file comes to light.
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Liv: Previously on izombie...
(growls)
I was at the
lake washington massacre.
People were tearing
each other to pieces.
This menu is
homeless teenagers
who blaine kills
In cold blood for profit!
-(gunshot)
-(screams)
-You're going to get me
the brain of alan york.
-The astronaut?
Johnny: I'm a
beloved public figure.
Isn't there something
we could do to just
make this go away?
Major: That candyman
guy came at me
with a sledgehammer.
-(glass shattering)
-when i shot the guy,
His eyes turned bright red!
What you're saying happened
didn't happen.
And if you believe it did,
you got a problem.
You're not checking yourself
in to a mental hospital,
you're not crazy.
Liv: For a few weeks
he's safe.
I've seen guys like
your candyman.
I still have nightmares
about those eyes.
They're red.
-You know what they are?
-What are they?
Friggin' zombies.
Orderly: Yo, numbnuts!
What is your
malfunction, major?
Good one.
Just waiting for scott e.
Maybe he's tired
of kicking your ass.
(in a russian accent) comrade!
Time to play chess, da?
Come on, dude!
They got the
new safety scissors in.
I could be making
a serenity collage for my...
Scott! Hey!
I need some help in here!
Hey, scott.
Help! Scott!
(theme song playing)
Victim's name was
scott eberhard, aka scott e.
Twenty-four.
Small-time drug dealer.
He checked in
seven months ago.
And he used this to check out.
I've seen shivs
like this in prison.
But people in prison generally
don't use 'em on themselves.
Scott e didn't
do this to himself.
See, if his heart had still
been beating when
his wrists were slit,
That tub would
be a deeper red.
The rose tint suggests
he was dead or nearly dead
Before his wrists were slit.
Making this murder.
Who discovered the body?
Hey, stranger.
Aren't you a
sight for sore eyes.
Detective.
Why don't you start
by telling us what time
you found the victim?
It was before morning group.
So, maybe 9:30?
He was late for our chess game
so i left the day room
and went looking for him.
See anyone else near his room?
Just brie,
another client here.
What's her relationship,
if any, to the victim?
Friends with benefits.
I believe that's what
the kids are calling it.
So potentially
a lover's quarrel?
"lover" would be
overstating the nature
of the relationship.
Brie has lots of friends.
We talked to
one of the orderlies.
He said you'd get pretty
frustrated by scott e
beating you at chess.
Yeah, so i murdered him.
You're right, liv,
this guy is good.
It's a mental hospital.
Everyone's a suspect.
Scott e and i,
we played chess and
were in the same group.
That was our relationship.
You know who
might've had it in for him?
-Uh... The devil?
-The devil.
He'd tell anyone who listened
the devil was after him.
You'd see him talking to
himself, pissed off,
But he'd insist he was
talking to the devil.
So, i should call in the apb.
Horns. Pointy tail. Pitchfork?
Anything else you can tell us?
Scott e was one
of my favorite patients.
Funny. Iq of 145.
No family history
of mental illness,
Although there was some
emotional abuse at home.
We heard he was having
conversations with the devil.
Persecutory delusions,
Symptomatic of a psychotic
disorder like scott's.
No family history
of mental illness,
what landed him in here?
His psychotic break was
triggered by a
particularly traumatic event.
You remember the massacre
that happened out
on lake washington?
Did he know someone
who died out there?
Several people. He was there.
He witnessed the entire thing.
I can imagine how
an event like that
could change a person.
Who would you say he was
closest to in here,
dr. Larson?
Oh, he was a bit of a loner.
But recently, he had become
quite close to one of the new
patients, major lilywhite.
Those two were
thick as thieves.
Careful.
Don't open yourself up
to the classic reversed
sicilian gambit.
That's a chess thing, right?
Sounds more like something
a call girl would make
you pay extra for.
Listen... (sighs)
I apologize for clive going
all joe friday back there...
Scott e did tell me
something else.
But it's just... (sighs)
It's so crazy.
(sighs deeply)
Liv...
Did you see anything strange
at the boat party?
(scoffs)
You mean, besides
all the bloodshed
And the fire and the corpses?
He said...
He said he saw zombies.
(chuckles) zombies? Like...
Real, flesh-eating zombies?
Look, i... I know.
But he said he didn't just
see these zombies.
He got them on video.
On his phone.
-Did he show it to you?
-No.
But he, uh... He said
he sent it to a friend.
Someone in local tv.
Like i said,
it's crazy, right?
I told myself that at least
major would be safe
If he stopped hunting down
the candyman and checked
himself into that hospital.
Turns out it's a great place
to get yourself murdered and
learn about zombies.
You know, removing the
porcelain from that dish
isn't gonna help, liv.
The good news for scott e,
such as it is,
The toxicology report shows
that he went gently to that
warm bath in the sky
From an overdose
of amitriptyline.
So a doctor? Or a nurse?
Well, patients are notorious
for not swallowing their meds,
saving them up.
So anyone in blooming grove
could've gotten their hands on
enough amitriptyline
To put scott e under,
then slit his wrists and make
it look like a suicide.
They just got the dosage
a bit too high.
Now, you might want to have
some serious pharmaceuticals
on hand yourself
For when scott e's
brains kick in.
No drugs.
I need to stay sharp.
I've got to find that
zombie video.
See, i'm worried about what
effect this brain's gonna
have on you.
Agreed, it would be less than
ideal if that video got out,
-But...
-It would be catastrophic.
While we're on the subject of
huge problems we'd like to
nip in the bud,
Where do we stand with blaine?
Well, i need to find him
before i can rid
the world of him.
Which won't be easy without
a last name or address.
Well, in the meantime,
i don't want you to do
anything crazy,
Like think you can fly
and jump off a building
Or try and assassinate
the president.
Or ruin my date tonight.
You're not gonna go all
single very white female on
me, are you?
You know, cut your hair like
peyton, try and crawl into
bed with me?
Can't say for sure.
Crazy brain.
Kind of a crap shoot.
What? I'm just giving you
a heads up.
Be on guard.
Mmm, food's here!
Stop laughing at my socks.
I'm not laughing at anything.
Why is he so amused by the
fact that i wear socks?
Several pairs. At once.
My feet get cold.
I just think it's funny that
you wear these tiny shorts
And then 10 pairs of socks
because you're cold.
Oh, do you have a problem
with my tiny shorts?
Oh, no, none whatsoever.
Your, uh, short-to-sock ratio
is bloody brilliant.
They forgot my
szechuan dan dan noodles.
Wow, something other than
hellfire cheezy puffs
and hot sauce.
Hey, i don't have to
tell you not to talk
during vertigo, right?
I don't want to hear about
how any of the deaths
are scientifically inaccurate.
I was just gonna
eat in my room.
You have to eat with us.
Hey, tell her.
You must stay.
-Please.
-(knocking at door)
My dan dan noodles.
The evening is saved!
Hey. Are you okay?
I got a giant indian to
throw a sink through a window
and jumped to freedom.
Nah, i'm just kidding.
I checked myself out.
So, you're feeling better?
Definitely.
Great.
I'm... I'm sorry to
just stop by. Is ravi here?
I couldn't get in my place,
i think he changed the locks.
Hey.
Good to see you out
and about, mate.
Hey, get your butt in here
and help us eat all this food.
Yeah, i've been eating a lot
of stuff that requires spoons
for the past week so, um...
Yeah, sure.
Did you know there were
two general tsos,
both from the qing dynasty?
This dish was named
for the one that suppressed
the dungan revolt.
No. But i do now.
Then this chicken
did not die in vain.
I can almost taste the
crushed dreams of
dungan rebels.
Okay, are you ready
to pop this in?
Oh, remember, guys,
it's ravi's first time.
Uh, vertigo virgin here.
Be gentle with me.
Maybe not tonight, peyton.
"an unhinged man is sucked
into a whirlpool of terror
and tension."
-Perhaps another day.
-Yeah.
Well, let's watch something
that's new for all of us.
So i'm gonna guess that
no one's gonna let me
watch harvey, either?
Some real jimmy stewart
haters here.
Has anybody been
watching zombie high?
I hear season 2's amazing.
Oh, i...
What?
You used to love that show.
Major: She's worried about me.
I knew this guy at
the mental hospital
Who kept trying to convince me
that zombies were
roaming seattle.
But i'm okay.
You want to feel better
about your mental health?
Spend a couple of days with
some clinically insane people.
I do it every thanksgiving.
I mean, it's not like
i believe the guy.
Zombies? Come on.
Hellfire devil:
What a load of crap.
(chuckling) that dude
totally believes in zombies.
And he's gonna find that
video if you don't
get to it first!
-Are you not hearing him?
-Hearing who?
Him, the devil.
Why are we whispering?
Oh, the devil's
talking to you.
So scott e's brain's
kicking in.
Unless you're
hearing him, too.
Happily, no.
What's with the complexion,
girly girl?
-Mime class just get out?
-Rude.
I am concerned.
But i'm also craving salt
before sweet.
Do you think he'd mind?
Eat me!
He seemed okay with it.
-That was fun.
-Yeah, definitely.
Do you think we spoiled
ravi and peyton's date?
(peyton giggling)
I think they're
right on track.
Hellfire devil:
Ooh, get me in there!
I like to watch!
Yeah, i like it rough!
(gasping) crush me!
You okay?
Empty calories.
More importantly, are you?
You sure you want to go home?
Last time you were there
you got attacked.
You don't need to rush these
things, our couch is free.
Yeah, but...
I'm kind of dying to try
our sweet new deadbolts.
-(sighs) okay then, night.
-Good night.
(sighs)
Hellfire devil:
Hey, whitey!
Wanna see my o-face?
(knocking at door)
You know what? I'm kind of
dreading going back there.
Were you serious
about the couch?
Here's a pack of cutlery
in case you can't wait
until you get home.
Not exactly finger food,
is it?
No. It's brains.
But i can get you fingers
if that's your thing.
We haven't talked
in a while, lieutenant.
I was beginning to think that
i hurt your feelings.
A lot of tears on the pillow,
but i'm past it now.
I should probably tell you who
we found cradling the body
of your friend lowell,
Sobbing her eyes out.
That zombie who
works in the morgue.
Yes, you should tell me.
Was she there
in a professional capacity?
She was dating the deceased.
Gotta wonder if she was in
the loop on his plan
To skewer your head
with a barbecue fork.
Oh.
And in your, uh,
Professional opinion?
She seemed to buy it when
we ruled his death a suicide.
In the future,
Remember that i like
my information
The same way you
like your brains.
-Unconditional?
-Fresh.
What's all this?
Mmm.
Do you have a quarter-million
dollars on you?
Then you don't really
need to know.
Where's astronaut alan york?
The fifth man to
walk on the moon
Was a no-show at a bellevue
book signing yesterday.
-Houston, we have a problem.
-(chuckles)
And if you hate
chilly weather, you might have
a problem the next few days.
Isn't that right, johnny?
It's not going to be
dark side of the moon cold,
But, yes, we are definitely in
for some sweater weather.
Or, in aaron's case,
ugly sweater weather.
(laughing) am i right?
What the hell are you doing?
Weatherman:
...That's for sure.
Anyway, we will have a
big storm front coming in
from canada
Across the border...
Clive, i saw something
at blooming grove.
The woman scott e was
having sex with had her
legs up in the air,
The way you do when you're
trying to get pregnant.
He was none too happy
about being a father.
Oh, god, sorry.
Geez, liv, get a nanny cam.
You know, if you walk in
on me one more time
I'm gonna have to mention
it in my airbnb review.
Meanwhile, you're
the perfect guest.
You sleep okay?
Ah, good enough.
But i'm burning daylight, liv,
and i need a job.
I'm the early bird,
ready to get that worm.
(yawning) so look out, worm,
i'm coming at you.
Maybe you should
get some more sleep.
Yeah, you could be right.
This couch wasn't exactly
built for sleeping.
I'm sorry, innkeep,
looks like you're down
to four stars...
Feel free to use my bed.
I can't find his phone.
This says he
checked in with one.
Well, my partner might have
already come by
and picked it up.
-Detective babineaux?
-He hasn't been in.
But i do have
the visitors records
he asked us to provide.
This is everyone who visited
scott e during
his hospitalization.
Holy crap.
Thanks for
talking to us, brie.
You were seen outside
of scott e's room
Just before he was found dead.
What were you doing
at that time?
Walking down the hall.
You have the same kind eyes
my daddy had...
...Before i burned down
his car dealership.
Let's talk about scott e.
I heard you two would, um...
...Consort together.
(giggles)
If by "consort"
you mean "screw,"
Then sure,
We "consorted"
like bunny rabbits.
Hellfire devil: Liv.
-Liv.
-Brie: I believe in man's
inherent nature.
Ever read the book of lucifer?
Just a verse or two before bed
each night,
Curled up with a warm mug
of ghost blood.
(tut-tutting)
Don't mock the devil,
clive babineaux.
Are you saying
you're the devil?
No, i'm merely one
of his minions.
Hellfire devil:
Join me, liv.
Stop it!
Liv?
(sighs) are you pregnant?
Are you kidding? No.
That's the only pill
i always take.
Hellfire devil:
Way to take charge, liv.
I'm sorry, can we take five?
I thought she'd never leave.
Enough, you're
embarrassing yourselves.
Hellfire devils: (chanting)
we know who the killer is.
We know who the killer is!
Yeah, well,
if you're so smart,
why are you in there?
(sighs)
Stupid thing ate my dollar.
Ravi, have you ever had
a dozen bags of chips
Shouting, "who killed
the kennedys" at you?
Look who dropped by.
Long time, sister.
Hey, there.
Wasn't sure
we'd ever see you again.
Nice tan.
Just checking up
on the cure progress,
And the good doctor here
suggested i get a little
check-up of my own.
I was just telling him we were
hoping max rager may unlock
some clues
To the pathology of
your shared condition.
-Seeing as how it played a
role in the initial outbreak.
-Exactly.
So i'd like to get your vitals
immediately after
You consume some,
see if that triggers anything.
You're the doctor.
Uh, there should be a few
max ragers in the fridge, liv.
Would you mind
grabbing us some?
Liv: Now that i found him
this is my chance.
Here you go.
Classy.
I normally take this
in the can.
It seems like we should both
see where we're at together.
Right, liv?
After you.
Live to the max.
Ooh.
So what happens next?
Am i still alive?
Sometimes i can't tell.
I'm seeing a slightly elevated
bp. But no cause for concern.
I'm up five points systolic,
two points diastolic.
(groans)
I miss it, don't you?
An occasional
rush of adrenaline?
The kind we could get
before we were half-dead.
I need you two focused
on a cure.
All our free time
is devoted to it.
If the people of seattle
would just quit
murdering each other.
Did ravi tell you
about our latest delivery?
From blooming grove?
Scott eberhard.
Scott e. What happened?
That's what we're
trying to determine.
Utopium dealer.
Went off the deep end
after everything he saw
out on lake washington.
I thought you might know him.
Old running buddy.
I swung by a few times
and played chess with him.
Did he ever tell you he shot
a boat party video?
He said it featured
some very special guests.
Zombies?
Uh-huh. A zombie video.
Never came up. I wish it had.
It was good to see you, liv.
Let me know if you
want the name of someone
Who can do something
about that skin tone.
Like one of those
self-hating zombies.
As if.
Cyanide.
Botulinum toxin.
I'm sure you considered all
the options we had on hand
to end blaine's life.
I thought about it.
A bullet in the heart
won't kill a zombie.
I couldn't be sure
what poison would do.
And if it were lethal, i'd
have had two dead zombies
and a very guilty conscience.
Yeah, i wouldn't want to
put you out.
We spoke to
scott e's psychiatrist.
She said you and he
were actually pretty tight.
I wanted to drill down
on that without liv
rushing to your rescue.
We played chess.
We didn't exchange
friendship bracelets.
But i'll tell you
anything i know.
All right, did scott e
talk about anything else
Other than chess
and the devil?
Yeah. Getting out, i guess.
What did he want to do?
Meet a nice girl,
settle down, start a family?
Hardly. He went off on
a whole rant about it one day
About how he'd screw up
a kid if he had one.
Any idea what
motivated that rant?
Not a clue.
The world being such a
kid-friendly place and all.
Sir, can i help you
with something?
I remember you.
Johnny frost.
Tv weatherman and
solicitor of prostitutes.
Yes, well, i'm just as
god made me.
Really?
Those teeth are god-given?
I'm here to identify the body
of scott eberhard.
You're his friend?
The one who worked
in local tv? He's over here.
(sighs) poor kid.
First time he was busted
his parents disowned him.
Well, he's in a
better place now.
One that's always
75 and sunny.
How did you know him?
He was my pot dealer.
Oh.
I became something of an
uncle-figure to scott e.
This might be
a strange question,
But did he ever
give you a video?
He could have e-mailed it
to you or handed you a
memory stick or dvd.
A video of what?
The lake washington massacre.
He was never the same
after that night.
It's still an open case.
We heard that he took camera
phone video that evening
that could shed some light.
Well, he never gave me
anything like that, but,
I know where he
stashed his valuables. Uh...
I could show you.
Looks like we're in
for some rain
As we head to our high today
of 63 degrees,
That's 17 degrees celsius.
He kept a key in
that fake rock.
Nice.
The place has
been burglarized.
Tv's here. Stereo, too.
The stash is here.
Right where you
said it would be.
Yes, yes, but my head shot
Used to hang right here.
Hey, you want to slip
harold & kumar into
the dvd player,
Make some grilled cheeses?
Kill an afternoon the way
scott e and i used to do.
His laptop.
Maybe it's on here.
Oh, if this couch could talk.
I used to sneak away at night
while my wife lay asleep
In her room,
like a salmon on ice.
Oh, i'd get super high with
scott e and we'd ponder
the big questions.
Beatles or stones?
Kirk or picard?
Ren or stimpy?
He's got, like,
hundreds of hours of
world chess championships
But no lake washington
videos, damn it.
Oh, don't let those
storm clouds roll in.
You've got the laptop,
you can find the phone,
can't you?
You're a genius, johnny frost.
(thunder cracking)
Liv: This is the place.
An apartment number
would be nice.
You can't exactly search
all the units.
(exhales) are you okay?
Your face looks frostbit.
Hang in there.
I'm predicting highs of
63 degrees tomorrow,
that's 17 celsius.
That's what you said it would
be today, but it felt
a lot colder.
(chuckles) leave the weather
to the professionals, sweetie.
Liv: We need some luck.
We're not gonna be the
only people looking
for this video.
(sighs) this is where
the computer should be.
I can smell the weed in here.
You wanna try to find it?
It's not worth the effort now
that the state's gone legal.
The whole neighborhood's
about to get a contact high.
(clattering)
Wind must have blown it over.
Let's get this over with.
If that video exists,
no one needs to see it.
(sirens wailing)
(snoring)
-(gasps)
-hey! Look.
I know that guy
from the mental hospital.
That's the orderly who was
working the day of the murder.
Check the number
on that spot, we'll know
which unit is his.
Come on, you got this!
Don't strain yourself.
Sorry, damn rotator cuff.
Your hair is fine.
Oh, my vanity is the issue,
not your breaking
and entering.
(cell phone ringing)
Hey, liv,
the toilet's ringing.
Jackpot.
Scott e's phone.
-And oxycodones.
-Oxies, roxies,
-Killers, green devils,
hillbilly heroin...
-(cell phone ringing)
Johnny-feel-goods...
Needs an access code.
Yeah, and i need
some johnny time. Sorry.
Merci beaucoup.
Liv: Clive,
i've just had a vision.
The orderly we saw
at the crime scene,
He's stealing patients'
personal effects.
He stashed scott e's
cell phone in his toilet
Along with enough oxies
to open a pharmacy.
That's quite
the detailed vision.
But it's gonna take more
than your crystal ball
to get a search warrant.
Okay. Got it. See you later.
(pop music playing
loudly from stereo)
Man: 911 operator,
what's your emergency?
Hey, my neighbor's
having a party.
It is out of control!
That's right!
Yes.
Hey. You're home.
How'd it go today?
The job search? Not so good.
I should move...
...To the couch.
In a minute...
(cell phone ringing)
-What's up.
-Clive: Last night,
right after we hung up
Dispatcher got a
noise complaint.
Officers arrived to find
music blaring
And a trail of
schedule ii narcotics
Visible through the
front window of guess who.
Liv: Uh...
Clive: Meet me at the station.
When you see who
i've brought in don't bother
acting surprised.
You're looking at
real prison time.
Possession with
the intent to distribute.
Ten years.
(sniffles)
You coming down
with something?
Oh, no, it's just one of
the problems of being around
sick people all day.
Okay. Listen, i, uh...
I pawned a lot
of the clients stuff,
The ones who died.
But i would never kill anyone.
Why wasn't scott's phone
with the others?
I could have sworn
it was there.
What about the pills?
Where'd you get those?
Ten years is
a long time, jeff.
Dr. Larson.
Dr. Larson?
Yeah.
She wrote me a 'scrip so that
i'd keep my mouth shut.
A few months ago i walked in
on scott e
And dr. Larson doing the deed.
Hopefully the kid
will have his personality.
Dr. Larson's pregnant?
-Something like this?
-That's it.
Yes.
That is exactly what
i saw in my vision.
What is going on here?
You don't have a warrant.
(groans)
The duty nurse invited us
to wait in the room.
We didn't open
any drawers or closets.
But there was plenty
right out here in the open.
Pregnancy pops...
What to expect when
you're expecting.
My pregnancy is no secret.
My husband and i have been
trying for a very long time.
Is this your dad? He must be
very excited to be
a grandfather.
That's my husband.
Hellfire devil:
Geezer must be
shooting dust.
How's your husband going
to feel about raising
another man's baby
While you're in prison?
This magical thinking
you're exhibiting
May be an early sign
of dementia.
I can recommend somebody
if you'd like.
Ooh, she's got a couple
of brass ones, doesn't she?
You mind?
Here's satan!
Oxmoor college?
So you're a blue demon.
Maybe you had some idea why
scott e lived in constant fear
of the devil?
I see what
you're insinuating.
But you have no proof.
Just an eyewitness who saw
the two of you in flagrante.
Hellfire devil:
Boom shakalaka!
And that baby's dna is gonna
tell the definitive story.
You have no proof
that i had anything to
do with scott's death.
Clive: We're working on that.
But my guess is
you're going to confess
To the murder when you realize
it'll spare you from
a paternity test.
No mom would want the family
that emotionally abused
And abandoned scott e
raising that child.
Scott told me if i didn't
abort the baby, he would
tell everyone everything.
It was scott or the baby.
Dr. Maddy larson,
you have the right
to remain silent.
Anything you say can,
And will be used against you
in a court of law.
Hellfire devil: (stammering)
that's all, folks!
I don't know how
she lives with herself.
She violated every conceivable
moral and ethical code
Because she thought that life
had cheated her out of
the happiness she deserves.
You sure i can't help?
And be an even more perfect
houseguest?
No way.
I can't imagine
what got into her...
Whoa.
What was that?
Tell me why
we can't be together.
I know you love me,
But my head goes to
dark places.
Did... Did you cheat
on me or
Did i start to bore you?
You know how scott e said
there were zombies
at the boat party?
Yeah.
He was right.
I saw them.
Don't kid about this.
I just checked myself out
of a mental hospital.
I'm not kidding.
I wouldn't do that to you.
Zombies really do exist.
They do.
And one of them scratched me.
So...
You're...
You're one of them?
Your hair, your skin...
That's why you
called the wedding off.
The people who killed
jerome and eddie...
Zombies?
Yeah.
(sighs)
How does it feel to
finally know the truth?
Better.
(sobbing)
Careful, man.
This stuff is like moon dust.
Mind-expanding,
space-travel moon dust.
My platinum-level clients
are very excited.
$200,000. Right here.
Is it worth it? I don't know.
How much is 10 trips
to the moon worth?
Luta: Boss! Boss!
They're gone. All my orders.
Wait. What are you saying?
I loaded 'em in the car.
I came back in to take a leak,
and when i went back out,
they were gone.
(sighing)
Yeah...
I'm so sorry, boss.
I'll get 'em back, no matter
what i'm gonna get it back
And it's not gonna
happen again...
(gasping)
(sighs) get up.
We've got work to do.
Ravi: And in zombie state, the
subject remains aggressive.
Though, with each
subsequent dose,
I've succeeded in returning
vital signs to normal levels.
But i'm running out of
materials for experimentation.
If i don't find a cure soon,
I won't have enough
tainted utopium to use
on a human-zombie subject.
Zombie rat is no more.
I have a template
for the cure.
More testing required,
but i'm close.
So close.
Ten thousand possible
combinations on this phone.
I've tried 300 and i feel
like my thumb is gonna
fall off.
Do you want to do a few?
I can't risk it, hon. Sorry.
These hands have
to be camera-ready.
Female anchor on tv:
Apollo astronaut alan york,
One of only 12 astronauts
to ever walk on the moon,
Is now officially listed
as missing, according to
seattle police.
Two days ago, york failed
to show up at an east side
book signing,
And later that day also missed
-Scheduled appearances...
-How does an
american hero just disappear?
On the bright side,
a nice day for a manhunt.
Right now it's 63 degrees,
that's 17 celsius.
Why do you keep saying that?
I went for a coffee and i
just about froze my ass off.
I think you need a
refresher course
in temperature.
Johnny on tv: Right, kathi.
At a time like this,
our thoughts and prayers
Are with alan york,
his family and friends.
And with anyone who forgot
to bundle up today,
It was chilly out there as
predicted. Ooh, i warned you.
Chilly, chilly winds...
Liv: Oh, my god.
Johnny frost was a delusion.
It was always scott e's
brain leading me around.
Johnny frost probably
doesn't even know scott e.
If johnny frost wasn't
the friend in local tv,
Then who else has the video?
63 degrees, 17 celsius.
It worked.
Lake washington.
(all screaming)
(groaning)
That's me!
(knocking at door)
(sighs)
Hey, can i come in?
Sure.
Um...
How's the job search going?
Job search?
You told me mission one
was finding a job, didn't you?
No, it must have been
someone else.
Liv, i, uh...
(sighs) i've got to
show you something.
Don't freak out, all right?
I wasn't crazy.
No one else is here,
right? Peyton?
Just us.
It's the world that's crazy,
And i've got proof.
Zombies are real, liv.
These coolers are
full of brains.
Now, it's a lot to absorb,
i know, but i will
explain everything.
And don't worry, 'cause
i'm gonna kill them.
I'm gonna kill them all.
---
Liv: Previously on izombie...
(growls)
I was at the
lake washington massacre.
People were tearing
each other to pieces.
This menu is
homeless teenagers
who blaine kills
In cold blood for profit!
-(gunshot)
-(screams)
-You're going to get me
the brain of alan york.
-The astronaut?
Johnny: I'm a
beloved public figure.
Isn't there something
we could do to just
make this go away?
Major: That candyman
guy came at me
with a sledgehammer.
-(glass shattering)
-when i shot the guy,
His eyes turned bright red!
What you're saying happened
didn't happen.
And if you believe it did,
you got a problem.
You're not checking yourself
in to a mental hospital,
you're not crazy.
Liv: For a few weeks
he's safe.
I've seen guys like
your candyman.
I still have nightmares
about those eyes.
They're red.
-You know what they are?
-What are they?
Friggin' zombies.
Orderly: Yo, numbnuts!
What is your
malfunction, major?
Good one.
Just waiting for scott e.
Maybe he's tired
of kicking your ass.
(in a russian accent) comrade!
Time to play chess, da?
Come on, dude!
They got the
new safety scissors in.
I could be making
a serenity collage for my...
Scott! Hey!
I need some help in here!
Hey, scott.
Help! Scott!
(theme song playing)
Victim's name was
scott eberhard, aka scott e.
Twenty-four.
Small-time drug dealer.
He checked in
seven months ago.
And he used this to check out.
I've seen shivs
like this in prison.
But people in prison generally
don't use 'em on themselves.
Scott e didn't
do this to himself.
See, if his heart had still
been beating when
his wrists were slit,
That tub would
be a deeper red.
The rose tint suggests
he was dead or nearly dead
Before his wrists were slit.
Making this murder.
Who discovered the body?
Hey, stranger.
Aren't you a
sight for sore eyes.
Detective.
Why don't you start
by telling us what time
you found the victim?
It was before morning group.
So, maybe 9:30?
He was late for our chess game
so i left the day room
and went looking for him.
See anyone else near his room?
Just brie,
another client here.
What's her relationship,
if any, to the victim?
Friends with benefits.
I believe that's what
the kids are calling it.
So potentially
a lover's quarrel?
"lover" would be
overstating the nature
of the relationship.
Brie has lots of friends.
We talked to
one of the orderlies.
He said you'd get pretty
frustrated by scott e
beating you at chess.
Yeah, so i murdered him.
You're right, liv,
this guy is good.
It's a mental hospital.
Everyone's a suspect.
Scott e and i,
we played chess and
were in the same group.
That was our relationship.
You know who
might've had it in for him?
-Uh... The devil?
-The devil.
He'd tell anyone who listened
the devil was after him.
You'd see him talking to
himself, pissed off,
But he'd insist he was
talking to the devil.
So, i should call in the apb.
Horns. Pointy tail. Pitchfork?
Anything else you can tell us?
Scott e was one
of my favorite patients.
Funny. Iq of 145.
No family history
of mental illness,
Although there was some
emotional abuse at home.
We heard he was having
conversations with the devil.
Persecutory delusions,
Symptomatic of a psychotic
disorder like scott's.
No family history
of mental illness,
what landed him in here?
His psychotic break was
triggered by a
particularly traumatic event.
You remember the massacre
that happened out
on lake washington?
Did he know someone
who died out there?
Several people. He was there.
He witnessed the entire thing.
I can imagine how
an event like that
could change a person.
Who would you say he was
closest to in here,
dr. Larson?
Oh, he was a bit of a loner.
But recently, he had become
quite close to one of the new
patients, major lilywhite.
Those two were
thick as thieves.
Careful.
Don't open yourself up
to the classic reversed
sicilian gambit.
That's a chess thing, right?
Sounds more like something
a call girl would make
you pay extra for.
Listen... (sighs)
I apologize for clive going
all joe friday back there...
Scott e did tell me
something else.
But it's just... (sighs)
It's so crazy.
(sighs deeply)
Liv...
Did you see anything strange
at the boat party?
(scoffs)
You mean, besides
all the bloodshed
And the fire and the corpses?
He said...
He said he saw zombies.
(chuckles) zombies? Like...
Real, flesh-eating zombies?
Look, i... I know.
But he said he didn't just
see these zombies.
He got them on video.
On his phone.
-Did he show it to you?
-No.
But he, uh... He said
he sent it to a friend.
Someone in local tv.
Like i said,
it's crazy, right?
I told myself that at least
major would be safe
If he stopped hunting down
the candyman and checked
himself into that hospital.
Turns out it's a great place
to get yourself murdered and
learn about zombies.
You know, removing the
porcelain from that dish
isn't gonna help, liv.
The good news for scott e,
such as it is,
The toxicology report shows
that he went gently to that
warm bath in the sky
From an overdose
of amitriptyline.
So a doctor? Or a nurse?
Well, patients are notorious
for not swallowing their meds,
saving them up.
So anyone in blooming grove
could've gotten their hands on
enough amitriptyline
To put scott e under,
then slit his wrists and make
it look like a suicide.
They just got the dosage
a bit too high.
Now, you might want to have
some serious pharmaceuticals
on hand yourself
For when scott e's
brains kick in.
No drugs.
I need to stay sharp.
I've got to find that
zombie video.
See, i'm worried about what
effect this brain's gonna
have on you.
Agreed, it would be less than
ideal if that video got out,
-But...
-It would be catastrophic.
While we're on the subject of
huge problems we'd like to
nip in the bud,
Where do we stand with blaine?
Well, i need to find him
before i can rid
the world of him.
Which won't be easy without
a last name or address.
Well, in the meantime,
i don't want you to do
anything crazy,
Like think you can fly
and jump off a building
Or try and assassinate
the president.
Or ruin my date tonight.
You're not gonna go all
single very white female on
me, are you?
You know, cut your hair like
peyton, try and crawl into
bed with me?
Can't say for sure.
Crazy brain.
Kind of a crap shoot.
What? I'm just giving you
a heads up.
Be on guard.
Mmm, food's here!
Stop laughing at my socks.
I'm not laughing at anything.
Why is he so amused by the
fact that i wear socks?
Several pairs. At once.
My feet get cold.
I just think it's funny that
you wear these tiny shorts
And then 10 pairs of socks
because you're cold.
Oh, do you have a problem
with my tiny shorts?
Oh, no, none whatsoever.
Your, uh, short-to-sock ratio
is bloody brilliant.
They forgot my
szechuan dan dan noodles.
Wow, something other than
hellfire cheezy puffs
and hot sauce.
Hey, i don't have to
tell you not to talk
during vertigo, right?
I don't want to hear about
how any of the deaths
are scientifically inaccurate.
I was just gonna
eat in my room.
You have to eat with us.
Hey, tell her.
You must stay.
-Please.
-(knocking at door)
My dan dan noodles.
The evening is saved!
Hey. Are you okay?
I got a giant indian to
throw a sink through a window
and jumped to freedom.
Nah, i'm just kidding.
I checked myself out.
So, you're feeling better?
Definitely.
Great.
I'm... I'm sorry to
just stop by. Is ravi here?
I couldn't get in my place,
i think he changed the locks.
Hey.
Good to see you out
and about, mate.
Hey, get your butt in here
and help us eat all this food.
Yeah, i've been eating a lot
of stuff that requires spoons
for the past week so, um...
Yeah, sure.
Did you know there were
two general tsos,
both from the qing dynasty?
This dish was named
for the one that suppressed
the dungan revolt.
No. But i do now.
Then this chicken
did not die in vain.
I can almost taste the
crushed dreams of
dungan rebels.
Okay, are you ready
to pop this in?
Oh, remember, guys,
it's ravi's first time.
Uh, vertigo virgin here.
Be gentle with me.
Maybe not tonight, peyton.
"an unhinged man is sucked
into a whirlpool of terror
and tension."
-Perhaps another day.
-Yeah.
Well, let's watch something
that's new for all of us.
So i'm gonna guess that
no one's gonna let me
watch harvey, either?
Some real jimmy stewart
haters here.
Has anybody been
watching zombie high?
I hear season 2's amazing.
Oh, i...
What?
You used to love that show.
Major: She's worried about me.
I knew this guy at
the mental hospital
Who kept trying to convince me
that zombies were
roaming seattle.
But i'm okay.
You want to feel better
about your mental health?
Spend a couple of days with
some clinically insane people.
I do it every thanksgiving.
I mean, it's not like
i believe the guy.
Zombies? Come on.
Hellfire devil:
What a load of crap.
(chuckling) that dude
totally believes in zombies.
And he's gonna find that
video if you don't
get to it first!
-Are you not hearing him?
-Hearing who?
Him, the devil.
Why are we whispering?
Oh, the devil's
talking to you.
So scott e's brain's
kicking in.
Unless you're
hearing him, too.
Happily, no.
What's with the complexion,
girly girl?
-Mime class just get out?
-Rude.
I am concerned.
But i'm also craving salt
before sweet.
Do you think he'd mind?
Eat me!
He seemed okay with it.
-That was fun.
-Yeah, definitely.
Do you think we spoiled
ravi and peyton's date?
(peyton giggling)
I think they're
right on track.
Hellfire devil:
Ooh, get me in there!
I like to watch!
Yeah, i like it rough!
(gasping) crush me!
You okay?
Empty calories.
More importantly, are you?
You sure you want to go home?
Last time you were there
you got attacked.
You don't need to rush these
things, our couch is free.
Yeah, but...
I'm kind of dying to try
our sweet new deadbolts.
-(sighs) okay then, night.
-Good night.
(sighs)
Hellfire devil:
Hey, whitey!
Wanna see my o-face?
(knocking at door)
You know what? I'm kind of
dreading going back there.
Were you serious
about the couch?
Here's a pack of cutlery
in case you can't wait
until you get home.
Not exactly finger food,
is it?
No. It's brains.
But i can get you fingers
if that's your thing.
We haven't talked
in a while, lieutenant.
I was beginning to think that
i hurt your feelings.
A lot of tears on the pillow,
but i'm past it now.
I should probably tell you who
we found cradling the body
of your friend lowell,
Sobbing her eyes out.
That zombie who
works in the morgue.
Yes, you should tell me.
Was she there
in a professional capacity?
She was dating the deceased.
Gotta wonder if she was in
the loop on his plan
To skewer your head
with a barbecue fork.
Oh.
And in your, uh,
Professional opinion?
She seemed to buy it when
we ruled his death a suicide.
In the future,
Remember that i like
my information
The same way you
like your brains.
-Unconditional?
-Fresh.
What's all this?
Mmm.
Do you have a quarter-million
dollars on you?
Then you don't really
need to know.
Where's astronaut alan york?
The fifth man to
walk on the moon
Was a no-show at a bellevue
book signing yesterday.
-Houston, we have a problem.
-(chuckles)
And if you hate
chilly weather, you might have
a problem the next few days.
Isn't that right, johnny?
It's not going to be
dark side of the moon cold,
But, yes, we are definitely in
for some sweater weather.
Or, in aaron's case,
ugly sweater weather.
(laughing) am i right?
What the hell are you doing?
Weatherman:
...That's for sure.
Anyway, we will have a
big storm front coming in
from canada
Across the border...
Clive, i saw something
at blooming grove.
The woman scott e was
having sex with had her
legs up in the air,
The way you do when you're
trying to get pregnant.
He was none too happy
about being a father.
Oh, god, sorry.
Geez, liv, get a nanny cam.
You know, if you walk in
on me one more time
I'm gonna have to mention
it in my airbnb review.
Meanwhile, you're
the perfect guest.
You sleep okay?
Ah, good enough.
But i'm burning daylight, liv,
and i need a job.
I'm the early bird,
ready to get that worm.
(yawning) so look out, worm,
i'm coming at you.
Maybe you should
get some more sleep.
Yeah, you could be right.
This couch wasn't exactly
built for sleeping.
I'm sorry, innkeep,
looks like you're down
to four stars...
Feel free to use my bed.
I can't find his phone.
This says he
checked in with one.
Well, my partner might have
already come by
and picked it up.
-Detective babineaux?
-He hasn't been in.
But i do have
the visitors records
he asked us to provide.
This is everyone who visited
scott e during
his hospitalization.
Holy crap.
Thanks for
talking to us, brie.
You were seen outside
of scott e's room
Just before he was found dead.
What were you doing
at that time?
Walking down the hall.
You have the same kind eyes
my daddy had...
...Before i burned down
his car dealership.
Let's talk about scott e.
I heard you two would, um...
...Consort together.
(giggles)
If by "consort"
you mean "screw,"
Then sure,
We "consorted"
like bunny rabbits.
Hellfire devil: Liv.
-Liv.
-Brie: I believe in man's
inherent nature.
Ever read the book of lucifer?
Just a verse or two before bed
each night,
Curled up with a warm mug
of ghost blood.
(tut-tutting)
Don't mock the devil,
clive babineaux.
Are you saying
you're the devil?
No, i'm merely one
of his minions.
Hellfire devil:
Join me, liv.
Stop it!
Liv?
(sighs) are you pregnant?
Are you kidding? No.
That's the only pill
i always take.
Hellfire devil:
Way to take charge, liv.
I'm sorry, can we take five?
I thought she'd never leave.
Enough, you're
embarrassing yourselves.
Hellfire devils: (chanting)
we know who the killer is.
We know who the killer is!
Yeah, well,
if you're so smart,
why are you in there?
(sighs)
Stupid thing ate my dollar.
Ravi, have you ever had
a dozen bags of chips
Shouting, "who killed
the kennedys" at you?
Look who dropped by.
Long time, sister.
Hey, there.
Wasn't sure
we'd ever see you again.
Nice tan.
Just checking up
on the cure progress,
And the good doctor here
suggested i get a little
check-up of my own.
I was just telling him we were
hoping max rager may unlock
some clues
To the pathology of
your shared condition.
-Seeing as how it played a
role in the initial outbreak.
-Exactly.
So i'd like to get your vitals
immediately after
You consume some,
see if that triggers anything.
You're the doctor.
Uh, there should be a few
max ragers in the fridge, liv.
Would you mind
grabbing us some?
Liv: Now that i found him
this is my chance.
Here you go.
Classy.
I normally take this
in the can.
It seems like we should both
see where we're at together.
Right, liv?
After you.
Live to the max.
Ooh.
So what happens next?
Am i still alive?
Sometimes i can't tell.
I'm seeing a slightly elevated
bp. But no cause for concern.
I'm up five points systolic,
two points diastolic.
(groans)
I miss it, don't you?
An occasional
rush of adrenaline?
The kind we could get
before we were half-dead.
I need you two focused
on a cure.
All our free time
is devoted to it.
If the people of seattle
would just quit
murdering each other.
Did ravi tell you
about our latest delivery?
From blooming grove?
Scott eberhard.
Scott e. What happened?
That's what we're
trying to determine.
Utopium dealer.
Went off the deep end
after everything he saw
out on lake washington.
I thought you might know him.
Old running buddy.
I swung by a few times
and played chess with him.
Did he ever tell you he shot
a boat party video?
He said it featured
some very special guests.
Zombies?
Uh-huh. A zombie video.
Never came up. I wish it had.
It was good to see you, liv.
Let me know if you
want the name of someone
Who can do something
about that skin tone.
Like one of those
self-hating zombies.
As if.
Cyanide.
Botulinum toxin.
I'm sure you considered all
the options we had on hand
to end blaine's life.
I thought about it.
A bullet in the heart
won't kill a zombie.
I couldn't be sure
what poison would do.
And if it were lethal, i'd
have had two dead zombies
and a very guilty conscience.
Yeah, i wouldn't want to
put you out.
We spoke to
scott e's psychiatrist.
She said you and he
were actually pretty tight.
I wanted to drill down
on that without liv
rushing to your rescue.
We played chess.
We didn't exchange
friendship bracelets.
But i'll tell you
anything i know.
All right, did scott e
talk about anything else
Other than chess
and the devil?
Yeah. Getting out, i guess.
What did he want to do?
Meet a nice girl,
settle down, start a family?
Hardly. He went off on
a whole rant about it one day
About how he'd screw up
a kid if he had one.
Any idea what
motivated that rant?
Not a clue.
The world being such a
kid-friendly place and all.
Sir, can i help you
with something?
I remember you.
Johnny frost.
Tv weatherman and
solicitor of prostitutes.
Yes, well, i'm just as
god made me.
Really?
Those teeth are god-given?
I'm here to identify the body
of scott eberhard.
You're his friend?
The one who worked
in local tv? He's over here.
(sighs) poor kid.
First time he was busted
his parents disowned him.
Well, he's in a
better place now.
One that's always
75 and sunny.
How did you know him?
He was my pot dealer.
Oh.
I became something of an
uncle-figure to scott e.
This might be
a strange question,
But did he ever
give you a video?
He could have e-mailed it
to you or handed you a
memory stick or dvd.
A video of what?
The lake washington massacre.
He was never the same
after that night.
It's still an open case.
We heard that he took camera
phone video that evening
that could shed some light.
Well, he never gave me
anything like that, but,
I know where he
stashed his valuables. Uh...
I could show you.
Looks like we're in
for some rain
As we head to our high today
of 63 degrees,
That's 17 degrees celsius.
He kept a key in
that fake rock.
Nice.
The place has
been burglarized.
Tv's here. Stereo, too.
The stash is here.
Right where you
said it would be.
Yes, yes, but my head shot
Used to hang right here.
Hey, you want to slip
harold & kumar into
the dvd player,
Make some grilled cheeses?
Kill an afternoon the way
scott e and i used to do.
His laptop.
Maybe it's on here.
Oh, if this couch could talk.
I used to sneak away at night
while my wife lay asleep
In her room,
like a salmon on ice.
Oh, i'd get super high with
scott e and we'd ponder
the big questions.
Beatles or stones?
Kirk or picard?
Ren or stimpy?
He's got, like,
hundreds of hours of
world chess championships
But no lake washington
videos, damn it.
Oh, don't let those
storm clouds roll in.
You've got the laptop,
you can find the phone,
can't you?
You're a genius, johnny frost.
(thunder cracking)
Liv: This is the place.
An apartment number
would be nice.
You can't exactly search
all the units.
(exhales) are you okay?
Your face looks frostbit.
Hang in there.
I'm predicting highs of
63 degrees tomorrow,
that's 17 celsius.
That's what you said it would
be today, but it felt
a lot colder.
(chuckles) leave the weather
to the professionals, sweetie.
Liv: We need some luck.
We're not gonna be the
only people looking
for this video.
(sighs) this is where
the computer should be.
I can smell the weed in here.
You wanna try to find it?
It's not worth the effort now
that the state's gone legal.
The whole neighborhood's
about to get a contact high.
(clattering)
Wind must have blown it over.
Let's get this over with.
If that video exists,
no one needs to see it.
(sirens wailing)
(snoring)
-(gasps)
-hey! Look.
I know that guy
from the mental hospital.
That's the orderly who was
working the day of the murder.
Check the number
on that spot, we'll know
which unit is his.
Come on, you got this!
Don't strain yourself.
Sorry, damn rotator cuff.
Your hair is fine.
Oh, my vanity is the issue,
not your breaking
and entering.
(cell phone ringing)
Hey, liv,
the toilet's ringing.
Jackpot.
Scott e's phone.
-And oxycodones.
-Oxies, roxies,
-Killers, green devils,
hillbilly heroin...
-(cell phone ringing)
Johnny-feel-goods...
Needs an access code.
Yeah, and i need
some johnny time. Sorry.
Merci beaucoup.
Liv: Clive,
i've just had a vision.
The orderly we saw
at the crime scene,
He's stealing patients'
personal effects.
He stashed scott e's
cell phone in his toilet
Along with enough oxies
to open a pharmacy.
That's quite
the detailed vision.
But it's gonna take more
than your crystal ball
to get a search warrant.
Okay. Got it. See you later.
(pop music playing
loudly from stereo)
Man: 911 operator,
what's your emergency?
Hey, my neighbor's
having a party.
It is out of control!
That's right!
Yes.
Hey. You're home.
How'd it go today?
The job search? Not so good.
I should move...
...To the couch.
In a minute...
(cell phone ringing)
-What's up.
-Clive: Last night,
right after we hung up
Dispatcher got a
noise complaint.
Officers arrived to find
music blaring
And a trail of
schedule ii narcotics
Visible through the
front window of guess who.
Liv: Uh...
Clive: Meet me at the station.
When you see who
i've brought in don't bother
acting surprised.
You're looking at
real prison time.
Possession with
the intent to distribute.
Ten years.
(sniffles)
You coming down
with something?
Oh, no, it's just one of
the problems of being around
sick people all day.
Okay. Listen, i, uh...
I pawned a lot
of the clients stuff,
The ones who died.
But i would never kill anyone.
Why wasn't scott's phone
with the others?
I could have sworn
it was there.
What about the pills?
Where'd you get those?
Ten years is
a long time, jeff.
Dr. Larson.
Dr. Larson?
Yeah.
She wrote me a 'scrip so that
i'd keep my mouth shut.
A few months ago i walked in
on scott e
And dr. Larson doing the deed.
Hopefully the kid
will have his personality.
Dr. Larson's pregnant?
-Something like this?
-That's it.
Yes.
That is exactly what
i saw in my vision.
What is going on here?
You don't have a warrant.
(groans)
The duty nurse invited us
to wait in the room.
We didn't open
any drawers or closets.
But there was plenty
right out here in the open.
Pregnancy pops...
What to expect when
you're expecting.
My pregnancy is no secret.
My husband and i have been
trying for a very long time.
Is this your dad? He must be
very excited to be
a grandfather.
That's my husband.
Hellfire devil:
Geezer must be
shooting dust.
How's your husband going
to feel about raising
another man's baby
While you're in prison?
This magical thinking
you're exhibiting
May be an early sign
of dementia.
I can recommend somebody
if you'd like.
Ooh, she's got a couple
of brass ones, doesn't she?
You mind?
Here's satan!
Oxmoor college?
So you're a blue demon.
Maybe you had some idea why
scott e lived in constant fear
of the devil?
I see what
you're insinuating.
But you have no proof.
Just an eyewitness who saw
the two of you in flagrante.
Hellfire devil:
Boom shakalaka!
And that baby's dna is gonna
tell the definitive story.
You have no proof
that i had anything to
do with scott's death.
Clive: We're working on that.
But my guess is
you're going to confess
To the murder when you realize
it'll spare you from
a paternity test.
No mom would want the family
that emotionally abused
And abandoned scott e
raising that child.
Scott told me if i didn't
abort the baby, he would
tell everyone everything.
It was scott or the baby.
Dr. Maddy larson,
you have the right
to remain silent.
Anything you say can,
And will be used against you
in a court of law.
Hellfire devil: (stammering)
that's all, folks!
I don't know how
she lives with herself.
She violated every conceivable
moral and ethical code
Because she thought that life
had cheated her out of
the happiness she deserves.
You sure i can't help?
And be an even more perfect
houseguest?
No way.
I can't imagine
what got into her...
Whoa.
What was that?
Tell me why
we can't be together.
I know you love me,
But my head goes to
dark places.
Did... Did you cheat
on me or
Did i start to bore you?
You know how scott e said
there were zombies
at the boat party?
Yeah.
He was right.
I saw them.
Don't kid about this.
I just checked myself out
of a mental hospital.
I'm not kidding.
I wouldn't do that to you.
Zombies really do exist.
They do.
And one of them scratched me.
So...
You're...
You're one of them?
Your hair, your skin...
That's why you
called the wedding off.
The people who killed
jerome and eddie...
Zombies?
Yeah.
(sighs)
How does it feel to
finally know the truth?
Better.
(sobbing)
Careful, man.
This stuff is like moon dust.
Mind-expanding,
space-travel moon dust.
My platinum-level clients
are very excited.
$200,000. Right here.
Is it worth it? I don't know.
How much is 10 trips
to the moon worth?
Luta: Boss! Boss!
They're gone. All my orders.
Wait. What are you saying?
I loaded 'em in the car.
I came back in to take a leak,
and when i went back out,
they were gone.
(sighing)
Yeah...
I'm so sorry, boss.
I'll get 'em back, no matter
what i'm gonna get it back
And it's not gonna
happen again...
(gasping)
(sighs) get up.
We've got work to do.
Ravi: And in zombie state, the
subject remains aggressive.
Though, with each
subsequent dose,
I've succeeded in returning
vital signs to normal levels.
But i'm running out of
materials for experimentation.
If i don't find a cure soon,
I won't have enough
tainted utopium to use
on a human-zombie subject.
Zombie rat is no more.
I have a template
for the cure.
More testing required,
but i'm close.
So close.
Ten thousand possible
combinations on this phone.
I've tried 300 and i feel
like my thumb is gonna
fall off.
Do you want to do a few?
I can't risk it, hon. Sorry.
These hands have
to be camera-ready.
Female anchor on tv:
Apollo astronaut alan york,
One of only 12 astronauts
to ever walk on the moon,
Is now officially listed
as missing, according to
seattle police.
Two days ago, york failed
to show up at an east side
book signing,
And later that day also missed
-Scheduled appearances...
-How does an
american hero just disappear?
On the bright side,
a nice day for a manhunt.
Right now it's 63 degrees,
that's 17 celsius.
Why do you keep saying that?
I went for a coffee and i
just about froze my ass off.
I think you need a
refresher course
in temperature.
Johnny on tv: Right, kathi.
At a time like this,
our thoughts and prayers
Are with alan york,
his family and friends.
And with anyone who forgot
to bundle up today,
It was chilly out there as
predicted. Ooh, i warned you.
Chilly, chilly winds...
Liv: Oh, my god.
Johnny frost was a delusion.
It was always scott e's
brain leading me around.
Johnny frost probably
doesn't even know scott e.
If johnny frost wasn't
the friend in local tv,
Then who else has the video?
63 degrees, 17 celsius.
It worked.
Lake washington.
(all screaming)
(groaning)
That's me!
(knocking at door)
(sighs)
Hey, can i come in?
Sure.
Um...
How's the job search going?
Job search?
You told me mission one
was finding a job, didn't you?
No, it must have been
someone else.
Liv, i, uh...
(sighs) i've got to
show you something.
Don't freak out, all right?
I wasn't crazy.
No one else is here,
right? Peyton?
Just us.
It's the world that's crazy,
And i've got proof.
Zombies are real, liv.
These coolers are
full of brains.
Now, it's a lot to absorb,
i know, but i will
explain everything.
And don't worry, 'cause
i'm gonna kill them.
I'm gonna kill them all.