Zmiennicy (1986–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Podróz sentymentalna - full transcript
ALTERNATES
One life's not enough to handle
the abundance of the burden.
Episode IX
SENTIMENTAL VOYAGE
Who'll replace you for a while?
Lessen daily problems file?
A trustworthy alternate,
him and you, hand in hand.
World's spinning, time's flowing,
life's passing.
And the voice that keeps repeating:
Radio Taxi, please hold on.
We shall wait, we'll hang on,
we shall get to where we're told.
Frankly speaking,
everything's got its price.
If you're not equal to a task,
your alternate's the one to ask.
The right man that takes things easy
though spare part's often missing.
Dear faithful alternate's like
a spare wheel when you need it.
We know well those bends and junctions
we respect our memories.
Radio Taxi, hold the line.
We will do with understanding
being also understood.
Our life's being reeled,
spinning like fast like a car's wheel.
Speed it up and scud along
your alternate'll keep the pace.
Spinning round the serpentines,
moving on or underground.
Radio Taxi please hold on.
We shall wait.
There has to be something... There
has to be something round the bend.
You look like a monkey.
Jesus, you sound like Mum.
Don't worry, I won't eat this wig.
That's not that, You know:
it's such a short term gadget.
You know what I mean?
Unless you don't care about him.
I suppose you're right.
But it looks awful.
- Don't bump into anything.
- Don't worry.
Get lost quickly.
It's our inspector.
Good morning.
Can I see your driving-license?
I've been chasing
a dangerous criminal...
wanted by the police.
He had a moustache and a beard.
You won't get away
with this trick this time.
Bad luck. Today we'll add
for that previous one.
Nothing vanishes in nature.
Don't go there, Jacek.
He must have gone nuts.
It'll cost him a fortune.
It's his money.
Let's not spoil our day.
I haven't said 'hello'.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing here?
We were to meet in Pomiechowek.
I thought you could read
my thoughts. I'm sorry.
I got up early, had nothing to do,
and since I have a season ticket...
and I thought we could
spend more time together.
You know what?
Sometimes a good book...
may be even more
interesting than TV.
- Rubbish, it's impossible.
- Honest. I just got one like this.
Some guy with some chick...
Going the whole hog, right?
It's just the beginning.
It was in the country.
As to him... there was
an older skirt.
Clear.
Later he wanted them
to make an uprising.
But he didn't twig...
and instead of those ones
he went against his own folk.
And instead of an uprising
there was a total wash-out.
Because, you see, there's nothing worse
than putting things not clearly enough.
- I say so too.
- It's easy to make a mistake then.
Then they came and
locked them all up.
Rubbish.
There's no book like that.
Oh gee, I can tell you the beginning
because someone wrote it in verse.
"O Lithuania, my fatherland,
Thou art like health..."
"what praise thou shouldst command
only that man finds..."
- You understand?
- No.
"...who has lost thee quite.
Today..."
What's today?
And next "...Meanwhile bear to those
treed hills my spirit of despair..."
"to those green meadows..."
"stretching wide and far
by the blue Niemen..."
"to those grain-fields pied with hues
of various harvests...". Got it?
- What about the ferryman?
- He's gone to church.
There's always a break
at 10.00 on Sunday.
- He'll be back when the mass is over.
- We won't wait for an hour. Here.
- Is it so every Sunday?
- You think what.
What are you doing?
The river dyes red.
Not long ago it was crystal clear.
Now that we've got the dye works here
it changes its color every day.
Yesterday it was yellow...
today - like this...
Tomorrow it'll be brown.
- It's a trappy river.
- It depends for whom.
When I was little they wanted to
cross it but they didn't manage to.
They were driven away
by general Sikorski himself.
- Have you heard about him?
- Sure, I have.
My son hasn't.
He says they didn't teach
about anyone like this at school.
But he had all As at school.
Yet he grew wise with age.
Three years ago he comes to me
and says that I was right.
It's a faithful river.
Just an ordinary hut...
but during the occupation
there was a secret printing-office.
And it wasn't uncovered.
Though everybody knows everything
about everyone here.
Why are you telling me that?
Now I may; so many
years have passed.
Shall we go like that...
or will give me a ride
on the crossbar?
This is the tomb of the soldiers
of the November Uprising.
They got caught after
the battle at Ostroleka.
You must like history.
We all have to.
This is my residence.
The Radziwills used to live here.
But the heir have neglected
their ancestral estate.
They should haunt
this place at night.
We met here before.
Right. You used to come here
to buy moonshine from Mastalerz.
I'm sorry I behaved
like an animal then.
But you were right.
'Komandos' really caught fire
in our accountant's throat.
I don't mean that.
I mean that kiss of a kind.
We can make up for that
at a right time.
You have an awfully long
way to work.
But this place is beautiful
and the air is fresh.
A perfect place for resting.
I'll show you my room.
You can see for yourself.
Where?
Make yourself comfortable.
No, I've prepared
the other one for you.
Come in here, please.
I can see
we both have guests.
But mine are more important.
I've been waiting for them for
a week; blooming craftsmen!
No, I was only joking.
Come in, please.
Have you advanced them any money?
God forbid! I see you have
the right way of seeing things.
Good for you, Jacek.
They do official jobs right now and
had to collect materials all week.
Good for you.
But from now on
everything's gonna go smoothly.
12 hours day in day out.
- How about the official jobs?
- Also 12 hours including overtime.
We're not gonna slog
our guts out.
We could do with a bucket.
We'll find something.
Come with me.
Maciek, put some boards here...
for I can't move about
with this building stuff.
In five minutes we start
working in the other wing.
We'll be off with this work
like a shot.
First we have to get rid
of the stones.
Are you gonna wheel the barrel through
here again? You'll ruin the floor.
We'll throw them out
through the window.
I won't disturb you.
89, 90... 100.
Theoretically you're right.
From the barricade to our house there
is a distance of 100 of your steps.
Why 'theoretically'?
Because then it measured
200 of my steps.
For me it was even
a quarter of a kilometer then.
A child always perceives
everything as bigger.
True. The years of war
count double.
When we were running
under fire then...
I'd have sworn
it was one kilometer.
Now, being a cabbie
I can measure with my eye.
Would you drop in on me
for a while?
No, I have to go back to work for
a second. A friend is waiting for me.
But I certainly will
next time.
Have you declared
all the foreign money you have?
You may bring in and take out
the declared amount only.
Otherwise the extra money
may be seized.
I also have three million dollars.
As long as it is any foreign currency.
They are fake.
They mustn't be distributed.
This is money for the dead
in the Far East...
they put it into coffins...
so that the dead can have money
for living in the next world.
The family of some Malay
who died in Warsaw...
asked me to put this money
into his coffin.
They're not sure
the dead can live off zlotys.
But a Pole can.
You may take it along.
There's no prohibition on that.
Thank you.
Good-bye.
Next one, please.
To the Europe Hotel.
Why aren't we going?
We've got two thousand
hotels in Warsaw.
You have to tell me
the exact address.
Adolf Hitler Sq.
That's what it was called
during the war.
It must be in the Praga district,
over the Vistula.
No, in the city center.
This is 1313 calling operator.
Operator, may I help you?
A passenger wants to be taken
to Adolf Hitler square.
Repeat, what square?
Adolf Hitler square; over.
Wait a minute.
Where's Hitler square?
I don't know.
Perhaps in Cracow.
Oh, sir. You've come
as a godsend.
Your alternate's alternate
has a passenger...
who want to go
to Hitler square.
The guy must have been
in a brass band or in Hitler Jugend.
I know them.
They always say the same.
Marian, it's where
the Europejski Hotel is.
And what?
They don't know where it is.
A large square with a monument
of some hero on horseback.
He had his arm raised like this
and there was a palace with columns.
- With columns?
- Yes.
You should have said that before.
Here is the hero on horseback,
with his arm like this...
and the palace with columns.
But where is the square?
Flooded with water to make it
a more interesting sight.
Is the Europejski Hotel there?
- No, the Lazienki.
- Then it's not here.
I know which place you mean.
No, this one's arm
is put down.
Perhaps it's gone numb.
That other one
had a fewer clothes on.
- I know.
- What?
What is this mess about?
The place is under repair
after the war.
A war is a terrible thing.
I was in Hitler Jugend.
These were some sort
of scouts.
- You've aged terribly.
- Why?
Worries or what?
Here's the knight!
Stop!
Here's my hero.
- Is it the one you meant?
- Yes.
But this isn't
the Europe Hotel.
This is it.
But it used to stand
on the other side.
He's on horseback
so he can't stand still.
You owe me 500 zlotys.
I've found the monument after all.
Wait here. You'll take me
somewhere else now.
In front of our goal again.
Their forward is going to make a shot.
The referee signals an off-side.
Damn it. It's already
the third one in this match.
He gets a gee for every whistle.
Our team starts the game.
Bottles are falling on the
linesman. He's dead.
Damn it, another one.
And the last thing. For that...
what's his name?
- Piecyk.
- Why Piecyk?
For Piecyk you get two million
to be shared out...
one little Fiat,
holidays in Bulgaria.
- And 10 footballs.
- Yes, and 10 footballs.
And a draw in the match
with Huragan.
Let's stop now so that
we can see the end of the match.
We have to congratulate
the winner.
For such harm...
our fans are likely
to lynch us.
They are true patriots.
Add defeating Huragan...
- by at least two goals.
- Exactly.
Piecyk is our Paganini
of the left wing.
And 10 video cassettes...
and five pair of skis.
Skis? What for? You have snow
for one week in the whole year.
And only if it's
the winter of the century.
We have an eye on Zebatek from Zakopane
and they lay down such conditions.
Sir, Piecyk has
broken the leg...
Then we suspend this business
until his leg knits together.
But he's broken the leg
of our defender.
- Impossible!
- You see how tough he is.
- Tough, isn't he.
- Just a minute.
- Don't be ceremonious.
- What's the result?
And this is for the other leg.
Don't disturb...
Good evening. Yes.
The line was engaged
due to a little transmission.
Certainly. I'm awaiting you.
Good-bye.
Gentlemen, we accept
your conditions.
But the representative of UEFA
will be here in five minutes.
Therefore we have to say
good-bye to you.
Thank you very much.
Good-bye gentlemen.
Clear the room up, please.
One moment.
I'll just park by the wall.
Yesterday, there was no
such poster here.
I'll explain that.
This way, please.
I don't understand.
The taxi-driver can't drive,
doesn't know the city...
doesn't take any money.
Your crisis doesn't surprise me then.
You'll clear up later on.
Here.
- Where's the stuff.
- God knows.
- Who knows?
- God... I mean it's gone.
And the money?
The Lawyer's sent us a message:
it's on the move.
- On the move.
- With or without water?
You drink too much and
think too little about business.
I'm concerned with facts.
You're lucky I don't touch
pregnant women...
as otherwise I'd have
clobbered you long ago.
Which month is it?
- The sixth.
- You can do nothing about it now.
I run a losing business.
- Why didn't you say anything earlier?
- I was afraid to tell the truth.
We have to think something out.
When in trouble
you always come to me.
Your President is a plucky chap.
We can't count him.
One girl wanted to mix him up
in an affair and ended up in court.
He showed papers proving
he was in Bangkok...
and a certificate stating
he was impotent.
She only brought shame
on herself.
What's your blood group?
- I don't remember.
- They must have written it somewhere.
Here. Blood group A.
It's very important.
Find me a guy
with blood group B...
and he won't get out of it.
Good morning. Social Traffic
Inspectorate. Can I see you ID?
What's up?
A cab has been stolen and
we're looking for the thieves.
It's the first time.
I see something like this.
May God always grant you
such eagerness.
Parzydlak Stefan, married.
Blood group A.
- Children?
- Two.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Can I see your ID, please?
Blood group B.
- Are you free?
- I'm a bachelor.
I can see that.
Thank you.
Get in, Mariola.
- 7 Brzeska street.
- I know where it is.
You know a lot.
You're a man of the world.
I've been here and there.
How much do you make a day?
Half of what's
indicated by the meter.
I've already made 3000 today.
In the evening
it's gonna be even better.
Dollars, the night rate.
Passengers don't care
about money.
I can confirm that.
Could you help me up...
with this heavy thing?
You look like a real man.
How strong you are.
Here. Let's go.
This door.
Great.
How great you are.
No, the bed is for...
You're so brave, strong
and manly.
You're hot...
we'll take off your jacket.
Would you like
something to drink?
One moment and
we'll be off.
Let's go for a walk
in the park.
There're many interesting
things to see.
You may walk as long as you wish.
All this belongs to me now.
I've leased out only
a piece of it to some Snopek.
He used to work
as a coachman here.
It's a doubtful pleasure if
it takes you so long to get to work.
You can get used to it.
It must have taken root
into the ground.
Can I give you a hand?
No, I'll help you.
Are you building a house here?
- Where to?
- To the tent.
I'll help you, Mr. Snopek.
Sir, we won't find
anything here.
It's unbelievable.
The earth seems to be untouched.
And the trunk was of such size
that we can't have overlooked it.
I see you're trying
to dig something out.
Perhaps I could help you.
I've lived here for quite a few years
and know a bit about this place.
I'd feel most obliged to you.
Let me introduce myself -
Ksawery Radziwill.
Jacek Zydkiewicz.
40 years ago, my father and I
buried some mementos.
Now I'm trying to dig them out.
But, as you see, without success.
You may have forgotten
something; 40 years...
That's out of question.
The trunk was buried
along the line...
running from the line
indicating 12 o'clock...
and in the distance of 22 meters.
I suppose metric measurements...
or the axis of Earth
haven't changed since then.
Which clock is it?
The one that has been telling
the exact time for centuries.
Oh, the sun-dial?
- Can we have a look?
- Certainly.
It's one and half an hour fast.
It's three o'clock now...
and it's 4.30 by this clock.
Apparently, time has speeded up
to keep pace with the new epoch.
The customers of Mr. Mastalerz
have turned it around.
A Pole who's been drinking
can move a mountain...
to say nothing about a clock.
It explains everything but makes
further quest hopeless.
Would you be able to move it
without drinking?
Mr. Snopek!
- Heavy.
- All together.
Still a bit more.
3.20... 15... one minute more.
Done, stop!
O.K.
Here!
- Here it is!
- Here it is!
An officer's license.
A charter signed
by Sigismund August.
The Star of Perseverance -
the November Uprising.
This is something
we need badly now.
Let's do something before this thief
takes all this silver away.
These things belonged
to my ancestors.
Maybe they did but in 1945
there was a land reform or something.
Either we make a deal or
I'll report about it to the authorities.
A wise man wouldn't see anything.
When the local commune council learns
about the surprises hidden...
in the ground
they'll take you everything.
True. There's a lot of
injustice in the world.
O.K. Let it be my harm.
Come with me, please.
You won't regret it.
You've saved me
the second time.
I just can't express
my gratitude.
So perhaps you could take
this little thing.
That's out of question.
It's your family memento.
Mr. Radziwill,
I'm talking to you.
Let it be my harm.
You're a man of the old school
so we'll come to an agreement.
I'm going to build here something
like a motel for better guests.
If you let all your family
know about it...
you won't regret it.
So what? Shall we make a deal?
Then I invite everybody
to a glass of wine.
I know the wine you make.
No, for my guests
I buy wine from a store.
I can offer Tokay,
vintage year 1902.
If it isn't rancid
the organism will accept it.
Easy, it's my friend Roxy.
We live and work together.
- Roxana Malinowska.
- Marian Koniuszko.
You have a nice fiance.
It's good you've found
someone permanent.
We love each other
very much, don't we?
I suppose so.
Is the cab parked
down there yours?
I only drive it. It belongs
to Warsaw Taxi Enterprise.
- What is its number?
- 1313.
Can you repeat;
it's very noisy here.
1313. Its current user -
Marian Koniuszko that is me.
That's enough.
Don't strain yourself too much.
Hello.
A new extraordinary
American device.
Watch out for the bird
flying out.
Fantastic, isn't it?
A new love?
We've been in love with each
other for a long time.
Didn't you know about that?
Take it as a wedding
present from me.
Great. Even the magazine
has come out well.
But this issue
is six months old.
Write something
on the photo for me.
I'll have it as a keepsake.
Right here.
Not only this one.
Shall I get such a photo too?
Certainly.
Say 'cheese', little boy.
What shall I write?
"To remind you of the dreams
that came true..."
"from your loving..."
"Marian Koniuszko."
The date isn't necessary.
What are you thinking about?
That I like being
a taxi-driver.
Jacek, the personnel manager
wants to see you.
Did you want to see me?
I've got two pieces of news:
a bad one and a good one.
Which one do you want
to hear first?
Let's start with the bad one.
There were some problems
with your car yesterday.
I had a day off yesterday.
That's why I want you
to know everything.
Your alternate,
Marian Koniuszko...
passed a crossing neglecting
the red light, refused to pay a fine...
damaged a streetlight
and crashed a bumper.
- What about the rear lights?
- Crashed too.
Then again tried to flee from
the place of the break-down.
Since he didn't notice...
that the bumper had blocked
the exhaust pipe...
the silencer is also
to be replaced.
Upset by all this he started
driving in second gear only...
so the valves are ruined.
Next he informed the base where
the car was parked and went home...
because his working hours
were over.
Not to mention that he
didn't bring the takings...
and that he was seen
roaming about with working girls.
How did he manage
to do all this in one day?
Ask him about it.
Today you won't drive anywhere.
The mechanics promised
to repair the car for tomorrow.
He's been doing fine so far.
I'll have a talk with him.
You won't have to.
Now I'll tell you the other thing.
Mr. Lesiak's come back to work.
Stasiek, my old alternate.
He's waiting for you in the office.
Bring in Lesiak.
How are you?
Fine. I've been to the garage;
nothing serious.
- But you have a day off today.
- That's rather fortunate...
because I've got something
important to do. See you.
The takings weren't big.
First some foreign money-
holder disappeared...
though I drove him
all around Warsaw.
Then I had a longer stay
in Praga district.
Did you stop the meter
beforehand?
Forget it. The main thing is
that I had a good time.
Should you be in need
I can drive again.
Didn't anybody look suspiciously at you
when you were turning in the car?
Take it easy, Kaska.
Everybody saw you sitting
behind the steering wheel.
It's Oltarzewska. She promised to bring
some pork in exchange for tights.
I happen to have a day off today
I thought I would still find you here.
Hello.
I sprained my leg
yesterday evening.
I don't have matches
to make tea.
There's a kiosk downstairs.
Would you be so kind?
Shall I call a doctor?
The doctor has already been and
given me a sick leave till tomorrow.
Then I'll bring the matches.
I've found some on me.
This is an extra present.
You're so sweet.
Don't you have the "Warsaw Life"?
No, but I'll go and get it
right now.
Get lost.
That inspector's come.
You do have brains.
You got rid of him so easily.
He must have had
the newspaper on him too.
Onto the balcony, quickly.
I'm coming.
I just find it hard to walk.
Good morning.
I've brought what I promised.
A loin of pork.
Look how nice it is.
Beautiful.
Here are the tights.
- What happened to you?
- Nothing.
Aren't they too light?
Are you sure these are the ones?
Mum's left these ones for you.
It isn't a bad color.
Thank your Mum.
O.K. I'm sorry
I'm not inviting you to come in...
- but I'm just leaving for work.
- Good morning.
You have a guest.
Good-bye.
Thank you.
Good-bye.
And the "Warsaw Life".
- Does it hurt?
- No, just a bit.
Terrible draft.
You could have hurt yourself.
It was dangerous.
You have no idea
how dangerous.
How is it possible
you have a day off.
That Marian
must have gone nuts.
He ruined the engine in one day.
The car is in the garage
and I have a day off.
Don't speak too loudly;
I have a terrible headache today.
Did he run anybody over?
I don't know that
but he hit a streetlight...
had problems
with policemen twice.
But that's all for his money
as you noticed.
Now it'll be easier
for us to meet...
as my old alternate
has come back to work.
How about Marian?
He can look for another gull.
What's upset you so much?
What? No...
I somewhat feel
sorry for him.
- What's the problem, boss?
- Sit down.
A little thing but
a big problem.
The self-government should be
appointed in the beginning of the month.
Theoretically, it started
working on 1st of this month.
- Reality proves to be different.
- The self-government doesn't work.
We don't even know a single name
of the board members.
It's great misunderstanding.
The workers chose
the candidates.
Do you know whom they want
to appoint the chairman?
- Lesiak.
- Well.
It's true he's been sick recently
but he's an experienced worker.
He arranged for us to get the cars
which were to be exported.
He's resourceful and
has worked for 30-odd years.
Exactly, 'odd'.
Do you know what such people
used to be called?
A definite individual.
Experienced drivers are needed
for agencies abroad.
I don't mean Brussels or Paris...
but let's send him
to Angola or Bangkok.
He's recently left hospital;
he won't agree to it.
Do you know what
climate there is?
People boil eggs in the sand there.
If he refuses we'll persuade him
to retire earlier.
Who do you suggest then?
I thought about Gdaka
from the book-keeping department.
An economist, never coming
into collision with anybody.
Great.
I'll personally talk
to director Biernacka about Lesiak.
Director Biernacka
is out at the moment.
I know she said
she'd be back by 12.00.
Tell her then that Lukasik
from the Warsaw Taxi Enterprise...
has been here
about the trip abroad.
This is her private business.
She left for the ministry
half an hour ago...
and may be back in two hours.
True, there's no point
in waiting here.
The director enters the office
and there he sees the clerk.
Good, isn't it?
You're sweet, Stasio.
We won't talk about it
in the corridor.
I really have to talk
to the president urgently.
It's his first day at work
after his sickness.
Everybody wants to see him.
Wait until I've arranged
a few things. That'll be best.
The boss has an important
conference now.
But it's already lasted
two hours.
So it should finish soon.
Show me again how that clerk
danced cracovienne.
No, I can't any more.
Next time
you won't get out of it.
I'll invite the minister
specially to see you.
He's a satirist too.
And director Jarzabek. See you.
We've hardly avoided
a real disaster.
To be honest, he always
seemed and expert to me.
A directional microphone?
And that's not all.
He's the goose...
with golden eggs.
I have the privilege
of greeting you...
as the chairman of the so called
self-government.
I hope the cooperation
between us...
will go swimmingly.
We've arranged a pleasant
room for you...
and help in the shape
of the so called secretary.
And you absolutely have to tell us
how that clerk danced cracovienne.
Whenever I meet comrade Michalik
we can't help laughing...
when he tells me about it.
Michalik, an old chap.
Yes, we know each other a bit.
I heard that not everybody...
was happy about
me being appointed.
It's a misunderstanding.
For us our workers' will
is the 11th commandment.
Is this your former partner?
He's a good guy.
Had you learnt from him...
you wouldn't have
ended like this.
- Are you going to be partners again?
- You made a real mess yesterday.
A crash, tricking passengers,
unpaid fines.
I wouldn't make so much
in a whole year.
People say you were seen
with some... girls.
Your private life
doesn't interest me...
but it doesn't seem right to me...
that such young man should run
after such boy toys.
Look at me.
I have a girlfriend.
I have honorable intentions.
You know what.
She's doted upon me.
Don't worry.
Just be careful.
Tomorrow we start
working again.
Stach's been appointed
the chairman of the self-government.
Just pay off the fines...
so that there's nothing
hanging over our car.
Jacek!
Stop it! Are you a Warsaw
cabbie or a child?
Are you crying?
No, I've got something
in my eye.
In one and the other.
You've dropped something.
These lordly manners.
He somehow managed to give it to me.
- An engagement ring?
- Maybe.
No, it can't be
an engagement ring.
See what's written here.
'Motherland - to Her Defender'.
This is a distinction for courage
during Kosciuszko's insurrection.
The commander-in-chief himself
conferred this distinction.
One life's not enough to handle
the abundance of the burden.
Episode IX
SENTIMENTAL VOYAGE
Who'll replace you for a while?
Lessen daily problems file?
A trustworthy alternate,
him and you, hand in hand.
World's spinning, time's flowing,
life's passing.
And the voice that keeps repeating:
Radio Taxi, please hold on.
We shall wait, we'll hang on,
we shall get to where we're told.
Frankly speaking,
everything's got its price.
If you're not equal to a task,
your alternate's the one to ask.
The right man that takes things easy
though spare part's often missing.
Dear faithful alternate's like
a spare wheel when you need it.
We know well those bends and junctions
we respect our memories.
Radio Taxi, hold the line.
We will do with understanding
being also understood.
Our life's being reeled,
spinning like fast like a car's wheel.
Speed it up and scud along
your alternate'll keep the pace.
Spinning round the serpentines,
moving on or underground.
Radio Taxi please hold on.
We shall wait.
There has to be something... There
has to be something round the bend.
You look like a monkey.
Jesus, you sound like Mum.
Don't worry, I won't eat this wig.
That's not that, You know:
it's such a short term gadget.
You know what I mean?
Unless you don't care about him.
I suppose you're right.
But it looks awful.
- Don't bump into anything.
- Don't worry.
Get lost quickly.
It's our inspector.
Good morning.
Can I see your driving-license?
I've been chasing
a dangerous criminal...
wanted by the police.
He had a moustache and a beard.
You won't get away
with this trick this time.
Bad luck. Today we'll add
for that previous one.
Nothing vanishes in nature.
Don't go there, Jacek.
He must have gone nuts.
It'll cost him a fortune.
It's his money.
Let's not spoil our day.
I haven't said 'hello'.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing here?
We were to meet in Pomiechowek.
I thought you could read
my thoughts. I'm sorry.
I got up early, had nothing to do,
and since I have a season ticket...
and I thought we could
spend more time together.
You know what?
Sometimes a good book...
may be even more
interesting than TV.
- Rubbish, it's impossible.
- Honest. I just got one like this.
Some guy with some chick...
Going the whole hog, right?
It's just the beginning.
It was in the country.
As to him... there was
an older skirt.
Clear.
Later he wanted them
to make an uprising.
But he didn't twig...
and instead of those ones
he went against his own folk.
And instead of an uprising
there was a total wash-out.
Because, you see, there's nothing worse
than putting things not clearly enough.
- I say so too.
- It's easy to make a mistake then.
Then they came and
locked them all up.
Rubbish.
There's no book like that.
Oh gee, I can tell you the beginning
because someone wrote it in verse.
"O Lithuania, my fatherland,
Thou art like health..."
"what praise thou shouldst command
only that man finds..."
- You understand?
- No.
"...who has lost thee quite.
Today..."
What's today?
And next "...Meanwhile bear to those
treed hills my spirit of despair..."
"to those green meadows..."
"stretching wide and far
by the blue Niemen..."
"to those grain-fields pied with hues
of various harvests...". Got it?
- What about the ferryman?
- He's gone to church.
There's always a break
at 10.00 on Sunday.
- He'll be back when the mass is over.
- We won't wait for an hour. Here.
- Is it so every Sunday?
- You think what.
What are you doing?
The river dyes red.
Not long ago it was crystal clear.
Now that we've got the dye works here
it changes its color every day.
Yesterday it was yellow...
today - like this...
Tomorrow it'll be brown.
- It's a trappy river.
- It depends for whom.
When I was little they wanted to
cross it but they didn't manage to.
They were driven away
by general Sikorski himself.
- Have you heard about him?
- Sure, I have.
My son hasn't.
He says they didn't teach
about anyone like this at school.
But he had all As at school.
Yet he grew wise with age.
Three years ago he comes to me
and says that I was right.
It's a faithful river.
Just an ordinary hut...
but during the occupation
there was a secret printing-office.
And it wasn't uncovered.
Though everybody knows everything
about everyone here.
Why are you telling me that?
Now I may; so many
years have passed.
Shall we go like that...
or will give me a ride
on the crossbar?
This is the tomb of the soldiers
of the November Uprising.
They got caught after
the battle at Ostroleka.
You must like history.
We all have to.
This is my residence.
The Radziwills used to live here.
But the heir have neglected
their ancestral estate.
They should haunt
this place at night.
We met here before.
Right. You used to come here
to buy moonshine from Mastalerz.
I'm sorry I behaved
like an animal then.
But you were right.
'Komandos' really caught fire
in our accountant's throat.
I don't mean that.
I mean that kiss of a kind.
We can make up for that
at a right time.
You have an awfully long
way to work.
But this place is beautiful
and the air is fresh.
A perfect place for resting.
I'll show you my room.
You can see for yourself.
Where?
Make yourself comfortable.
No, I've prepared
the other one for you.
Come in here, please.
I can see
we both have guests.
But mine are more important.
I've been waiting for them for
a week; blooming craftsmen!
No, I was only joking.
Come in, please.
Have you advanced them any money?
God forbid! I see you have
the right way of seeing things.
Good for you, Jacek.
They do official jobs right now and
had to collect materials all week.
Good for you.
But from now on
everything's gonna go smoothly.
12 hours day in day out.
- How about the official jobs?
- Also 12 hours including overtime.
We're not gonna slog
our guts out.
We could do with a bucket.
We'll find something.
Come with me.
Maciek, put some boards here...
for I can't move about
with this building stuff.
In five minutes we start
working in the other wing.
We'll be off with this work
like a shot.
First we have to get rid
of the stones.
Are you gonna wheel the barrel through
here again? You'll ruin the floor.
We'll throw them out
through the window.
I won't disturb you.
89, 90... 100.
Theoretically you're right.
From the barricade to our house there
is a distance of 100 of your steps.
Why 'theoretically'?
Because then it measured
200 of my steps.
For me it was even
a quarter of a kilometer then.
A child always perceives
everything as bigger.
True. The years of war
count double.
When we were running
under fire then...
I'd have sworn
it was one kilometer.
Now, being a cabbie
I can measure with my eye.
Would you drop in on me
for a while?
No, I have to go back to work for
a second. A friend is waiting for me.
But I certainly will
next time.
Have you declared
all the foreign money you have?
You may bring in and take out
the declared amount only.
Otherwise the extra money
may be seized.
I also have three million dollars.
As long as it is any foreign currency.
They are fake.
They mustn't be distributed.
This is money for the dead
in the Far East...
they put it into coffins...
so that the dead can have money
for living in the next world.
The family of some Malay
who died in Warsaw...
asked me to put this money
into his coffin.
They're not sure
the dead can live off zlotys.
But a Pole can.
You may take it along.
There's no prohibition on that.
Thank you.
Good-bye.
Next one, please.
To the Europe Hotel.
Why aren't we going?
We've got two thousand
hotels in Warsaw.
You have to tell me
the exact address.
Adolf Hitler Sq.
That's what it was called
during the war.
It must be in the Praga district,
over the Vistula.
No, in the city center.
This is 1313 calling operator.
Operator, may I help you?
A passenger wants to be taken
to Adolf Hitler square.
Repeat, what square?
Adolf Hitler square; over.
Wait a minute.
Where's Hitler square?
I don't know.
Perhaps in Cracow.
Oh, sir. You've come
as a godsend.
Your alternate's alternate
has a passenger...
who want to go
to Hitler square.
The guy must have been
in a brass band or in Hitler Jugend.
I know them.
They always say the same.
Marian, it's where
the Europejski Hotel is.
And what?
They don't know where it is.
A large square with a monument
of some hero on horseback.
He had his arm raised like this
and there was a palace with columns.
- With columns?
- Yes.
You should have said that before.
Here is the hero on horseback,
with his arm like this...
and the palace with columns.
But where is the square?
Flooded with water to make it
a more interesting sight.
Is the Europejski Hotel there?
- No, the Lazienki.
- Then it's not here.
I know which place you mean.
No, this one's arm
is put down.
Perhaps it's gone numb.
That other one
had a fewer clothes on.
- I know.
- What?
What is this mess about?
The place is under repair
after the war.
A war is a terrible thing.
I was in Hitler Jugend.
These were some sort
of scouts.
- You've aged terribly.
- Why?
Worries or what?
Here's the knight!
Stop!
Here's my hero.
- Is it the one you meant?
- Yes.
But this isn't
the Europe Hotel.
This is it.
But it used to stand
on the other side.
He's on horseback
so he can't stand still.
You owe me 500 zlotys.
I've found the monument after all.
Wait here. You'll take me
somewhere else now.
In front of our goal again.
Their forward is going to make a shot.
The referee signals an off-side.
Damn it. It's already
the third one in this match.
He gets a gee for every whistle.
Our team starts the game.
Bottles are falling on the
linesman. He's dead.
Damn it, another one.
And the last thing. For that...
what's his name?
- Piecyk.
- Why Piecyk?
For Piecyk you get two million
to be shared out...
one little Fiat,
holidays in Bulgaria.
- And 10 footballs.
- Yes, and 10 footballs.
And a draw in the match
with Huragan.
Let's stop now so that
we can see the end of the match.
We have to congratulate
the winner.
For such harm...
our fans are likely
to lynch us.
They are true patriots.
Add defeating Huragan...
- by at least two goals.
- Exactly.
Piecyk is our Paganini
of the left wing.
And 10 video cassettes...
and five pair of skis.
Skis? What for? You have snow
for one week in the whole year.
And only if it's
the winter of the century.
We have an eye on Zebatek from Zakopane
and they lay down such conditions.
Sir, Piecyk has
broken the leg...
Then we suspend this business
until his leg knits together.
But he's broken the leg
of our defender.
- Impossible!
- You see how tough he is.
- Tough, isn't he.
- Just a minute.
- Don't be ceremonious.
- What's the result?
And this is for the other leg.
Don't disturb...
Good evening. Yes.
The line was engaged
due to a little transmission.
Certainly. I'm awaiting you.
Good-bye.
Gentlemen, we accept
your conditions.
But the representative of UEFA
will be here in five minutes.
Therefore we have to say
good-bye to you.
Thank you very much.
Good-bye gentlemen.
Clear the room up, please.
One moment.
I'll just park by the wall.
Yesterday, there was no
such poster here.
I'll explain that.
This way, please.
I don't understand.
The taxi-driver can't drive,
doesn't know the city...
doesn't take any money.
Your crisis doesn't surprise me then.
You'll clear up later on.
Here.
- Where's the stuff.
- God knows.
- Who knows?
- God... I mean it's gone.
And the money?
The Lawyer's sent us a message:
it's on the move.
- On the move.
- With or without water?
You drink too much and
think too little about business.
I'm concerned with facts.
You're lucky I don't touch
pregnant women...
as otherwise I'd have
clobbered you long ago.
Which month is it?
- The sixth.
- You can do nothing about it now.
I run a losing business.
- Why didn't you say anything earlier?
- I was afraid to tell the truth.
We have to think something out.
When in trouble
you always come to me.
Your President is a plucky chap.
We can't count him.
One girl wanted to mix him up
in an affair and ended up in court.
He showed papers proving
he was in Bangkok...
and a certificate stating
he was impotent.
She only brought shame
on herself.
What's your blood group?
- I don't remember.
- They must have written it somewhere.
Here. Blood group A.
It's very important.
Find me a guy
with blood group B...
and he won't get out of it.
Good morning. Social Traffic
Inspectorate. Can I see you ID?
What's up?
A cab has been stolen and
we're looking for the thieves.
It's the first time.
I see something like this.
May God always grant you
such eagerness.
Parzydlak Stefan, married.
Blood group A.
- Children?
- Two.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Can I see your ID, please?
Blood group B.
- Are you free?
- I'm a bachelor.
I can see that.
Thank you.
Get in, Mariola.
- 7 Brzeska street.
- I know where it is.
You know a lot.
You're a man of the world.
I've been here and there.
How much do you make a day?
Half of what's
indicated by the meter.
I've already made 3000 today.
In the evening
it's gonna be even better.
Dollars, the night rate.
Passengers don't care
about money.
I can confirm that.
Could you help me up...
with this heavy thing?
You look like a real man.
How strong you are.
Here. Let's go.
This door.
Great.
How great you are.
No, the bed is for...
You're so brave, strong
and manly.
You're hot...
we'll take off your jacket.
Would you like
something to drink?
One moment and
we'll be off.
Let's go for a walk
in the park.
There're many interesting
things to see.
You may walk as long as you wish.
All this belongs to me now.
I've leased out only
a piece of it to some Snopek.
He used to work
as a coachman here.
It's a doubtful pleasure if
it takes you so long to get to work.
You can get used to it.
It must have taken root
into the ground.
Can I give you a hand?
No, I'll help you.
Are you building a house here?
- Where to?
- To the tent.
I'll help you, Mr. Snopek.
Sir, we won't find
anything here.
It's unbelievable.
The earth seems to be untouched.
And the trunk was of such size
that we can't have overlooked it.
I see you're trying
to dig something out.
Perhaps I could help you.
I've lived here for quite a few years
and know a bit about this place.
I'd feel most obliged to you.
Let me introduce myself -
Ksawery Radziwill.
Jacek Zydkiewicz.
40 years ago, my father and I
buried some mementos.
Now I'm trying to dig them out.
But, as you see, without success.
You may have forgotten
something; 40 years...
That's out of question.
The trunk was buried
along the line...
running from the line
indicating 12 o'clock...
and in the distance of 22 meters.
I suppose metric measurements...
or the axis of Earth
haven't changed since then.
Which clock is it?
The one that has been telling
the exact time for centuries.
Oh, the sun-dial?
- Can we have a look?
- Certainly.
It's one and half an hour fast.
It's three o'clock now...
and it's 4.30 by this clock.
Apparently, time has speeded up
to keep pace with the new epoch.
The customers of Mr. Mastalerz
have turned it around.
A Pole who's been drinking
can move a mountain...
to say nothing about a clock.
It explains everything but makes
further quest hopeless.
Would you be able to move it
without drinking?
Mr. Snopek!
- Heavy.
- All together.
Still a bit more.
3.20... 15... one minute more.
Done, stop!
O.K.
Here!
- Here it is!
- Here it is!
An officer's license.
A charter signed
by Sigismund August.
The Star of Perseverance -
the November Uprising.
This is something
we need badly now.
Let's do something before this thief
takes all this silver away.
These things belonged
to my ancestors.
Maybe they did but in 1945
there was a land reform or something.
Either we make a deal or
I'll report about it to the authorities.
A wise man wouldn't see anything.
When the local commune council learns
about the surprises hidden...
in the ground
they'll take you everything.
True. There's a lot of
injustice in the world.
O.K. Let it be my harm.
Come with me, please.
You won't regret it.
You've saved me
the second time.
I just can't express
my gratitude.
So perhaps you could take
this little thing.
That's out of question.
It's your family memento.
Mr. Radziwill,
I'm talking to you.
Let it be my harm.
You're a man of the old school
so we'll come to an agreement.
I'm going to build here something
like a motel for better guests.
If you let all your family
know about it...
you won't regret it.
So what? Shall we make a deal?
Then I invite everybody
to a glass of wine.
I know the wine you make.
No, for my guests
I buy wine from a store.
I can offer Tokay,
vintage year 1902.
If it isn't rancid
the organism will accept it.
Easy, it's my friend Roxy.
We live and work together.
- Roxana Malinowska.
- Marian Koniuszko.
You have a nice fiance.
It's good you've found
someone permanent.
We love each other
very much, don't we?
I suppose so.
Is the cab parked
down there yours?
I only drive it. It belongs
to Warsaw Taxi Enterprise.
- What is its number?
- 1313.
Can you repeat;
it's very noisy here.
1313. Its current user -
Marian Koniuszko that is me.
That's enough.
Don't strain yourself too much.
Hello.
A new extraordinary
American device.
Watch out for the bird
flying out.
Fantastic, isn't it?
A new love?
We've been in love with each
other for a long time.
Didn't you know about that?
Take it as a wedding
present from me.
Great. Even the magazine
has come out well.
But this issue
is six months old.
Write something
on the photo for me.
I'll have it as a keepsake.
Right here.
Not only this one.
Shall I get such a photo too?
Certainly.
Say 'cheese', little boy.
What shall I write?
"To remind you of the dreams
that came true..."
"from your loving..."
"Marian Koniuszko."
The date isn't necessary.
What are you thinking about?
That I like being
a taxi-driver.
Jacek, the personnel manager
wants to see you.
Did you want to see me?
I've got two pieces of news:
a bad one and a good one.
Which one do you want
to hear first?
Let's start with the bad one.
There were some problems
with your car yesterday.
I had a day off yesterday.
That's why I want you
to know everything.
Your alternate,
Marian Koniuszko...
passed a crossing neglecting
the red light, refused to pay a fine...
damaged a streetlight
and crashed a bumper.
- What about the rear lights?
- Crashed too.
Then again tried to flee from
the place of the break-down.
Since he didn't notice...
that the bumper had blocked
the exhaust pipe...
the silencer is also
to be replaced.
Upset by all this he started
driving in second gear only...
so the valves are ruined.
Next he informed the base where
the car was parked and went home...
because his working hours
were over.
Not to mention that he
didn't bring the takings...
and that he was seen
roaming about with working girls.
How did he manage
to do all this in one day?
Ask him about it.
Today you won't drive anywhere.
The mechanics promised
to repair the car for tomorrow.
He's been doing fine so far.
I'll have a talk with him.
You won't have to.
Now I'll tell you the other thing.
Mr. Lesiak's come back to work.
Stasiek, my old alternate.
He's waiting for you in the office.
Bring in Lesiak.
How are you?
Fine. I've been to the garage;
nothing serious.
- But you have a day off today.
- That's rather fortunate...
because I've got something
important to do. See you.
The takings weren't big.
First some foreign money-
holder disappeared...
though I drove him
all around Warsaw.
Then I had a longer stay
in Praga district.
Did you stop the meter
beforehand?
Forget it. The main thing is
that I had a good time.
Should you be in need
I can drive again.
Didn't anybody look suspiciously at you
when you were turning in the car?
Take it easy, Kaska.
Everybody saw you sitting
behind the steering wheel.
It's Oltarzewska. She promised to bring
some pork in exchange for tights.
I happen to have a day off today
I thought I would still find you here.
Hello.
I sprained my leg
yesterday evening.
I don't have matches
to make tea.
There's a kiosk downstairs.
Would you be so kind?
Shall I call a doctor?
The doctor has already been and
given me a sick leave till tomorrow.
Then I'll bring the matches.
I've found some on me.
This is an extra present.
You're so sweet.
Don't you have the "Warsaw Life"?
No, but I'll go and get it
right now.
Get lost.
That inspector's come.
You do have brains.
You got rid of him so easily.
He must have had
the newspaper on him too.
Onto the balcony, quickly.
I'm coming.
I just find it hard to walk.
Good morning.
I've brought what I promised.
A loin of pork.
Look how nice it is.
Beautiful.
Here are the tights.
- What happened to you?
- Nothing.
Aren't they too light?
Are you sure these are the ones?
Mum's left these ones for you.
It isn't a bad color.
Thank your Mum.
O.K. I'm sorry
I'm not inviting you to come in...
- but I'm just leaving for work.
- Good morning.
You have a guest.
Good-bye.
Thank you.
Good-bye.
And the "Warsaw Life".
- Does it hurt?
- No, just a bit.
Terrible draft.
You could have hurt yourself.
It was dangerous.
You have no idea
how dangerous.
How is it possible
you have a day off.
That Marian
must have gone nuts.
He ruined the engine in one day.
The car is in the garage
and I have a day off.
Don't speak too loudly;
I have a terrible headache today.
Did he run anybody over?
I don't know that
but he hit a streetlight...
had problems
with policemen twice.
But that's all for his money
as you noticed.
Now it'll be easier
for us to meet...
as my old alternate
has come back to work.
How about Marian?
He can look for another gull.
What's upset you so much?
What? No...
I somewhat feel
sorry for him.
- What's the problem, boss?
- Sit down.
A little thing but
a big problem.
The self-government should be
appointed in the beginning of the month.
Theoretically, it started
working on 1st of this month.
- Reality proves to be different.
- The self-government doesn't work.
We don't even know a single name
of the board members.
It's great misunderstanding.
The workers chose
the candidates.
Do you know whom they want
to appoint the chairman?
- Lesiak.
- Well.
It's true he's been sick recently
but he's an experienced worker.
He arranged for us to get the cars
which were to be exported.
He's resourceful and
has worked for 30-odd years.
Exactly, 'odd'.
Do you know what such people
used to be called?
A definite individual.
Experienced drivers are needed
for agencies abroad.
I don't mean Brussels or Paris...
but let's send him
to Angola or Bangkok.
He's recently left hospital;
he won't agree to it.
Do you know what
climate there is?
People boil eggs in the sand there.
If he refuses we'll persuade him
to retire earlier.
Who do you suggest then?
I thought about Gdaka
from the book-keeping department.
An economist, never coming
into collision with anybody.
Great.
I'll personally talk
to director Biernacka about Lesiak.
Director Biernacka
is out at the moment.
I know she said
she'd be back by 12.00.
Tell her then that Lukasik
from the Warsaw Taxi Enterprise...
has been here
about the trip abroad.
This is her private business.
She left for the ministry
half an hour ago...
and may be back in two hours.
True, there's no point
in waiting here.
The director enters the office
and there he sees the clerk.
Good, isn't it?
You're sweet, Stasio.
We won't talk about it
in the corridor.
I really have to talk
to the president urgently.
It's his first day at work
after his sickness.
Everybody wants to see him.
Wait until I've arranged
a few things. That'll be best.
The boss has an important
conference now.
But it's already lasted
two hours.
So it should finish soon.
Show me again how that clerk
danced cracovienne.
No, I can't any more.
Next time
you won't get out of it.
I'll invite the minister
specially to see you.
He's a satirist too.
And director Jarzabek. See you.
We've hardly avoided
a real disaster.
To be honest, he always
seemed and expert to me.
A directional microphone?
And that's not all.
He's the goose...
with golden eggs.
I have the privilege
of greeting you...
as the chairman of the so called
self-government.
I hope the cooperation
between us...
will go swimmingly.
We've arranged a pleasant
room for you...
and help in the shape
of the so called secretary.
And you absolutely have to tell us
how that clerk danced cracovienne.
Whenever I meet comrade Michalik
we can't help laughing...
when he tells me about it.
Michalik, an old chap.
Yes, we know each other a bit.
I heard that not everybody...
was happy about
me being appointed.
It's a misunderstanding.
For us our workers' will
is the 11th commandment.
Is this your former partner?
He's a good guy.
Had you learnt from him...
you wouldn't have
ended like this.
- Are you going to be partners again?
- You made a real mess yesterday.
A crash, tricking passengers,
unpaid fines.
I wouldn't make so much
in a whole year.
People say you were seen
with some... girls.
Your private life
doesn't interest me...
but it doesn't seem right to me...
that such young man should run
after such boy toys.
Look at me.
I have a girlfriend.
I have honorable intentions.
You know what.
She's doted upon me.
Don't worry.
Just be careful.
Tomorrow we start
working again.
Stach's been appointed
the chairman of the self-government.
Just pay off the fines...
so that there's nothing
hanging over our car.
Jacek!
Stop it! Are you a Warsaw
cabbie or a child?
Are you crying?
No, I've got something
in my eye.
In one and the other.
You've dropped something.
These lordly manners.
He somehow managed to give it to me.
- An engagement ring?
- Maybe.
No, it can't be
an engagement ring.
See what's written here.
'Motherland - to Her Defender'.
This is a distinction for courage
during Kosciuszko's insurrection.
The commander-in-chief himself
conferred this distinction.