Z Nation (2014–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Zombaby! - full transcript

Previously on Z Nation...

I'm gonna go give him
a piece of this pie.

(LAUGHS)

Rrrrr! (CHOMPS)

Party's over, everyone.
Time to go.

Murphy,
is that your pie girl?

- Pie girl?
- Pie girl.

- Boy, is she pregnant.
- Pregnant?

DOC: Yeah, like,
10 months pregnant.

Daddy?! He's here, baba.

-(STOMACH SQUELCHES)
- Daddy's here.



-(ZOMBIES GROWL)
{GUNSHOT)

(CASSANDRA BREATHES HEAVILY)

-(SERENA GROANS)
- Wisconsin Cheese Day Parade?

(LAUGHS) You betcha!

(GROWLS)

Hey. I thought you control
these things.

- Not that many.
-(GROWLS)

And not for you.

(TOY HORN SQUEAKS)

(GROWLS)

Whoa, wait a minute.
ls that cheese?

-(SERENA COUGHS)
-10K: No way!

The world's biggest
wheel of cheese!

It's not real, Doc. Come on!
We got to go! Puppies and kittens!



- No, it is real!
- Hey.

Hey, come on. Let's go.
We got to move.

- Hey, let's go.
- She's not moving.

-(SERENA COUGHS)
-(ZOMBIES GROWL)

(SERENA COUGHS)

(ZOMBIES GROWL)

Got an idea.
Out of my way, Doc.

- I need that cheese.
- DOC: Oh, come on, Warren.

Can't a man eat
a giant cheese wheel in peace?

No. Remember Philly?

DOC: Oh, no.

Are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?

- I am.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, OK.
- Way to be my girl.

- Thanks.
- I got it.

- What happened in Philly?
- You'll see.

(ADDY GRUNTS)

- Alright.
- You ready?

ADDY: One, two, three!

Damn.

- How long you think it'll go?
- Could go a while.

WARREN: I'm pretty sure
it's all downhill

from here to the Mississippi.

Now, it's time to go.

If anybody asks...

ALL: We were
nowhere near Wisconsin.

ADDY: OK. You got it?

(ZOMBIES GROWL)

(THEME MUSIC)

SONG: ♪ Have mercy... ♪

(GUNSHOTS)

♪ Oh, have mercy. ♪

(DOC SINGS)
♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'

♪ Keep that cheese
a-rollin'... ♪

ADDY: Warren,
we need to pull over.

(SERENA GAGS AND COUGHS)

Well, aren't you gonna
at least talk to her?

(SERENA GAGS AND COUGHS)

Come on, Murphy.
She don't bite.

We all know that's not true.

OK.

Hi.

(GAGS AND COUGHS)

What's their story?

Huh!

What happens in weird
zombie apocalypse community

stays in weird zombie
apocalypse community.

-(SERENA GAGS AND COUGHS)
- Yeah. Been there.

(SERENA GAGS AND COUGHS)

- She wants you.
- So?

So, she says that talking to you
makes her feel better

and that
she can't get in the car

unless you make her
feel better.

No.

(SERENA GAGS AND COUGHS)

- Murphy.
- What?

Play nice.

SERENA: And then there was this guy,
and he was like,

"I used to be a cage fighter.
I beat a 7-foot Samoan.

"I can beat Mike Tyson
in a bar fight.

"I can beat any zombie
you bitches throw at us."

And we were like,
"What about a bear, huh? Ugh!

"What about a zombie bear?"
(LAUGHS)

But he couldn't.

He couldn't beat a zombie bear.

'Cause the bear was like,
"Rrrrrr! I'm a bear!"

Then he was like... (LAUGHS)
Like that!

Like that! Like that! (LAUGHS)

He was like, "Blah, blah, blah!"

(LAUGHS)

(VOMITS)

- This cannot go on.
- I know.

- Can't we just leave her?
- No, we can't.

We got to find a safe place
for her and your baby.

Anything happens to you,
that kid is Plan B.

Plan B?

What exactly are you
planning on doing with it?

How we doing back here?

Actually, um, do you have anything to eat?
I am starving.

Used to be a decent-size
Mennonite community

just south-east of here,
pretty remote and isolated.

Passed through here
a few months ago.

They were still safe, then.
Good chance they still are.

-I'll take that chance.
-(GUNSHOT)

-(HISSES)
-(GUNFIRE)

DOC: Get back! Get back!

- VAZQUEZ: Got 'em.
- What do you see?

- VASQUEZ: Couple of guys in hunting caps.
-(GUNSHOTS)

One seriously
pissed-off-looking girl with...

-(GUNFIRE RATTLES)
- She's got my same gun.

- Well, why's she shooting at us?
- I don't know.

Maybe it has something to do with
this nice Zero ride we got.

Can't imagine our Mexican friends
are too popular

-around here.
-(GUNFIRE)

Winged one.

OK. I'm thinking...

10K and Addy, you guys lay down
some cover fire.

- And we'll flank them around...
-(GUNFIRE)

SERENA:
You dirt-eating bastards!

You filthy goat-loving whores!

There is a baby on board here!

A mother-loving baby!

I am going to rip off your arms
and saw off your head!

(SILENCE)

Yeah. That's what I thought.

People are so rude.

I'm starting to like this girl.

Yeah.

I think it's time
for a new vehicle.

SERENA: So I was thinking
as soon as she can walk,

I can teach her karate -
I mean, the girl's got kick on her.

You totally felt that, right?

And she isn't that bad
with a punch either.

Plus there's all these awesome weapons
she could learn about.

She could have a bo staff or a sword.
She'd be amazing.

OK, so they did shoot at us,
but...

Hey, they left us this nifty ride
and a half-eaten hamburger

that hasn't degraded
in four years.

Oh, me, me, me, me.
Please, please.

- You want this?
- Oh, baby wants it.

-(COOS)
- Well, if baby wants it...

-(ENGINE STARTS)
- Rowr!

Now, how close is this
Mennonite place again?

Close. Just...drive.

Well, we've seen Amish zombies,
Mormon zombies.

We get Mennonite zombies,
we got ourselves a trifecta.

VASQUEZ: Something
must've happened here.

Barn didn't look that way
six months ago.

Wait a minute. There's some livestock.
That's a good sign.

Yeah, well, we're not
going in there blind.

So, Vasquez, you take the north fence.
10K, you go south.

Addy and I got overvvatch.
Be back in 20.

DOC: Fine.
I'll just take a nap.

(MEN SPEAK SPANISH OVER RADIO)

- Hey!
-(GIRL SCREAMS)

No, it's OK! It's OK!
I'm not a zombie!

WOMAN: Schvot doot! Schvot doot!

(ZOMBIE GROWLS)

(GIRL SCREAMS)

-(WOMAN SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
-(GRUNTING)

(GIRL SCREAMS)

- WOMAN: Schvot doot!
-(GUNSHOT)

(WOMAN SHOUTS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Hey!

Hey! Hello?

Anybody?

I'm not trying to hurt you!

Somebody in our group
needs some help.

It's a safe place to stay.
That's all.

Hello?!

(SIGHS)

(SERENA LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

-(GRUNTS)
- We got 10K.

- Vasquez?
- Not yet.

(SNIFFS)

Well?

Yeah, there's still people here.
But they ran away from me.

- Zombies?
- The usual.

Oh, there's also zombie sheep.

Zombie sheep?

- Why not?
- What's all that?

Uh...came out of a 2's head
when I killed it.

I don't know.
Maybe powdered brains?

-(LAUGHS)
- Wash that crap off.

Who knows what kind
of zombie cooties are in there?

- Are we going in or what?
- Yeah, but carefully.

Something about this
doesn't feel right.

Never stopped us before.

DOC: I haven't felt right
since 1973.

(ENGINE STARTS)

- What happened to you?
- A few Zs.

- I found this.
- What is it?

Cured ham.

Maybe mutton.

And for you...

...strawberry jam.

Top five missed foods, right?

Thanks.

Now you're finding food?
How are you always finding this stuff?

Well, he found the key to my heart.
Smoked pig.

Why don't you have
white powder on you?

White powder?

(ZOMBIE SNARLS)

-(COUGHS)
- Wait, wait, wait!

Pull back! Pull back! Come on!
Get out of there!

WARREN: 10K!

Behind you! Heads up!

(BOTH COUGH)

- You English should not be here.
- We're not staying.

One of our people...
She needs a place to have her baby.

Uh, can I talk to a leader?
An elder?

No, no. I am leader now.
All elders are dead.

And it is not safe
for you here.

The white powder.

We have anthrax here.

Alright, folks, time to go.
There's no room at this inn.

Uh, sorry for your trouble.

Everyone has troubles
these days.

Ain't that the truth?

10K.Hey

- Oh, man, he's burning up.
- MAN: He has it.

This disease.
(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

- We gotta get him out of here.
- And take him where?

I dunno-
someplace without anthrax

or anthrax zombies
or anthrax sheep.

What he needs is antibiotics.
You got any of those?

Yeah, maybe.

- Excuse me. I gotta get to...
-(LIQUID SPLASHES)

- DOC: Oh!
- MURPHY: What the hell was that?

Water broke, daddy-o.

Well, don't just stand there.
Fix it!

It's all good.
Won't be long now, Papa.

- What's she giving him?
- Cipro. From the next farm over.

They use it for the animals,
but it will help.

Well, why's she only giving him
half a pill?

We must have enough
for everyone.

Enough for everyone
to recover?

(GROWLS)

(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(SNIFFS)

(WHISPERS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS AND SNIFFS)

SERENA: I know
what you're thinking, Papa.

It is not the ideal time
to start a family.

But is there ever
really a good time?

I mean, yeah, sure,
there are zombies.

But there used to be Russians
and...and nuclear weapons

and terrorists
and everything, so...

If you really think about it,
not much has changed.

I mean, we should
consider ourselves as pioneers,

exploring the frontiers of...
(SCREAMS)

- You gotta help her.
- How?

We need Doc. Um...

Sorry, can we get our...Doc?

Um...beard.

Suspenders.

(INHALES)

(SERENA MOANS AND SIGHS)

That was intense. (LAUGHS)

We got a little monster
in there.

(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding.
Just kidding. I'm just kidding.

- Come on. It's OK.
- Can you rub my back?

- Rub your back?
- Alright. Do it.

- Rub, rub, rub.
- ADDY: Do it.

(MOANS) Harder!

(SCREAMS)

We need to talk
about your boy.

He won't make it in there.

They don't have enough Cipro
to cure all of their people.

Rationing their supply
only means slowing down death.

But unless they pick
some of them to live...

And 10K is not even
one of 'em.

Any towns nearby?

A few.

(SERENA SCREAMS)

Doc!

(SERENA CONTINUES SCREAMING)

(SERENA SCREAMS)

-(SERENA SCREAMS)
- Most towns are on Route 22.

Which means most have been
picked over by now.

Mr Epp, at the next farm,
he found supplies in Edgewood.

Not so many English
know this town,

and there is
a small pharmacy there.

- Why haven't you gone?
- Too far.

Too dangerous without a buggy.

We lost our horses
to the schvot doot.

Well, Vasquez and I
can take the truck.

Good. And I'll be here
for the Second Coming.

I can go with you?

This town is not easy to find,
and maybe there are also

things useful for my community.

OK. Yeah. Sure. Um...

You navigate. I got shotgun.

Ja, ja, good. Shotgun is good
for schvot doot.

Schvot doot?

Uh...

(GROWLS)

- Oh, zombies.
- Zombies?

Yeah.

That is also good for zombies.

Oh, yes- very good.

Wanna try?

Oh...

Go on.

Ja.

ADDY: Knock yourself out.

You coming?

-(SCREAMS)
- OK. Now, here's what you do.

It's just like
blowing up a balloon, right?

Just take quick, short breaths.
(BREATHES RAPIDLY)

-(SCREAMS)
- MURPHY: Doc!

What are you doing?
You gotta help her!

That's all I got, man!

(SERENA CONTINUES SCREAMING)

OK. That's it. That's it.

You gotta let it out, baby.

Just let it out.

(BOTH MOAN)

- Yeah.
-(BOTH MOAN)

Hey, Doc. Come on. Don't worry.
It's a natural process.

Come on.
It'll all take care of itself. OK?

(BOTH GIBBER LIKE MONKEYS)

(BOTH HOWL LIKE WOLVES)

(BOTH GRUNT)

(WHISTLES)

Honey, I'm home!

MAN: Zombies?

Hey.

You know, I lost my last pen.

Four years ago.

But, hey, you never know.

Emergency trach or something.

You guys do a lot of those?

Um...yeah, one or two.

Oh, um...
(WHISPERS) Those are for sex.

I know.

Oh. I'm...l'm sorry.

You don't have to be married?

Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

I...l wanted to, but...
Well, I never tried.

The...

Apocalypse.

Um...

...end of days.

Ah, yes.
End of many things.

Now...no woman
wants married, so...

Yeah. Apocalypse.
Total cock block, right?

VASQUEZ: Addy.

Cock block?

ADDY: ls he...

(ADDY CLEARS THROAT GENTLY)

(WHIMPERS)

Hey. Whoa, whoa. Hey. Hey.
It's OK. It's OK.

- You're not zombies.
- We're not zombies.

You're not zombies.
You're alive.

- Yes, we're alive.
- OK.

- Then you gotta help me, OK?
- OK.

You gotta kill me.

MAN: Please?

You gotta kill me, OK?
Because I want to die.

So if you could just...

- Oh...
- VASQUEZ: Hey, you, um...

- You take everything in here?
- MAN: Yeah.

Everything that was left.
It just wasn't enough.

And so, um...
I can't do this anymore, man.

It just, it...
It hurts too much. So...

ADDY: It's OK.

I...l...l get it.
I'm sorry. But, um...

We...we can't. We don't do that.

- You can't? But if you just...
- Whoa, hey! Back up, man.

Or what, man?

Just shoot me.

- Will you?
- Don't do that.

(SCREAMS)

- You killed him.
- Look, we had to.

You killed him.

Self-defence.

VASQUEZ: I wouldn't have killed him,
he would've killed me.

You believe it is better to kill
than to die?

It's just
what we have to do now.

Is it?

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

Don't worry about him.
You keep breathing, sweetheart.

Do you really think
that this is helping?

Well, I feel good about it.
It's way more peaceful. Less violent.

Ooh, I'm sorry, booboo.
I got carried away.

Don't you worry
your pretty little head.

Doc.

I don't feel so good.
You got anything?

You're just nervous, Papa.
Don't worry.

You're gonna love that baby
no matter what.

Even if it looks like you.

Really?
You haven't got anything for me?

How about a cigar?
Cigar? You got a cigar?

A cigarette? Z-Weed?

- Gum?
-lt's nicotine gum.

I'll take it.

Anything?

Your man.
You must come to him.

10K?

Addy!

(COUGHS)

(ZOMBIES GROWL SOFTLY)

-(SERENA SCREAMS)
- VASQUEZ: Take it easy, now.

Watch your step.
Put her on the hay.

DOC: She's got it too?

-(SERENA MOANS)
- How about you guys?

Standard military vaccine.

You inhaled that powder.
How are you feeling?

DOC: 100%.
Yeah, I'm totally fine.

Well, 85%. I'm old.

You in the military, Doc?

US Navy, Subic Bay. Why?

- You'd have been vaccinated.
- Not for anthrax, not back then.

No, but for a whole boatload
of other weird-ass crap.

I don't even wanna know
the weird-ass crap

I got running
through my veins, amigo.

- Well, it seems to be working.
- It won't help Addy or 10K.

This is bad.

This is really bad.

Hey, maybe we should...

...you know...

What?

Dose 10K and Addy
with some Murphy juice.

- No! No way.
- VASQUEZ: No, man.

DOC: Well, we gotta
do something.

The only thing that's
gonna help them is more Cipro.

Should we try another run?

-(SERENA MOANS AND PANTS)
- They have Cipro here.

- Not enough.
- No. Not enough for everybody.

But enough
for Addy and 10K to live.

So we take from all of them
for two of ours?

But we don't do
that kind of thing, do we?

Warren, they'll all die.

They'll all die anyway.

Like you said,
with the rationing,

none of them will get
enough Cipro to survive.

It's your call, Chief.

It's about the mission.

- You're doing the right thing.
-(SCOFFS)

I hope God agrees.

VASQUEZ:
So how do we do it?

I counted seven healthy people,
but mostly women.

Mennonite women.

You know, meek, mild.

Not like...you.

Hm. And their weapons?

Farm tools.
I didn't see any guns.

Right, no guns.

So we go in quietly.
Nobody has to get hurt.

Doc, you stay here.

We're going to go rob some
very nice and friendly people...

...for the sake of...

MURPHY: And then...exhale!

You just make sure
nothing happens to them.

- DOC: Yes, ma'am.
- VASQUEZ: Let's do it.

SERENA: Arggh!

Come on, sweetheart. Breathe.
You gotta keep breathing.

No, no. Him. I need him!

Come here. Come to me.
She needs you.

She's searching for you.

(PANTS AND BREATHES HEAVILY)

Ohh...

(SERENA'S BREATHING CALMS)

SERENA: Oh, Oh...

(SERENA LAUGHS)

Hey. Think you'll need that?

People change
when survival's at stake.

-(COCKS WEAPON)
- Yeah.

Alright.

MAN: Bruder. Schwester.

I thought you might come.

It is the medicine you want?

WARREN: It's just...

(CLEARS THROAT)

We gotta keep going.

Our team...

We gotta get to California.

Our man Murphy...

...he's immune.

(SHAKILY) There's a...a lab
to make a vaccine.

Medicine.

Medicine
that will help a lot of people,

save a lot of people.

MAN: We believe that peace
is the will of God.

We follow the way
of peace, justice, unity.

(PEOPLE MURMUR
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

We practise not to resist,

even through violence,
even through war.

Our suffering comes
from resisting what is.

God has called us to
seek justice and to make peace,

to love our enemies...

...and to never seek revenge.

I am sorry.

Forgive me.

Grace to you.

And peace.

(ALL MURMUR INDISTINCTLY)

I'd feel a whole lot better
if they at least tried to kill us.

Only in a messed-up apocalypse
was that the right thing to do.

(SERENA SCREAMS)

(SERENA MOANS AND PANTS)

Ooh! Hee-hee-hee-hee...

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hee...

- Arggh!
-(SQUELCHING)

I see something!

That is not a head.

MURPHY: Yeah, but sometimes
that happens, right,

they get turned around
and come out feet-first?

- DOC: I don't know!
- Yeah, but that's not a foot.

- DOC: No. Whoa!
-(SCREAMS)

That baby's not waiting
to get pushed out.

-It's pulling itself out!
-(SPURT)

Here she comes!

- ARGGH!
- WARREN: Get ready!

(ALL GASP)

(BABY WAILS)

(BABY CRIES)

(ANIMAL GRUNTS)

(CAMEL GRUNTS)

(SNORTS)

(BRAYING)

(BLEATING)

(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)

(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)

(SERENA CHATTERS SOFTLY)
Oh, no, no, no.

Shh.Shh,shh,shh,shh,
shh,shh.

Oh...zom...

...zombie...

SERENA: Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh.
Oh, baby.

SERENA: Let me get that.
Oh-ho-ho-ho.

(SERENA coos)

Congratulations, Daddy.

- You did good, Mommy.
-(CHUCKLES)

Well, what is it?

-It's a girl.
- Oh. Yeah, of course.

Uh, Doc,
what is the cleaver for?

- Umbilical cord.
-(BABY BURBLES)

-Oh!
-Ooh!

whoa!I guess
she's got that covered.

-(BABY BELCHES)
-(LAUGHS)

(CHUCKLES) That's my girl.

-(LAUGHS)
- Can I?

Oh, yeah.

(CHUCKLES)

Look. 10 fingers, 10 toes.

- Uh, Murphy?
- Isn't she cute?

(CRIES AND SNARLS)

Cover Addy and 10K.

(SNARLS)

Murphy, do your
zombie voodoo thing!

-(ZOMBIES SNARL)
-lt's not working!

They're drawn to the baby!

ARGGH!

Get away from my baby,
you damn dirty zombies!

Ham

(GRUNTS) Go! Go!

WARREN: Come on.
Let's go! Come on!

ADDY: Everybody to the truck!

SERENA: Go, go, go!

Arggh! Hah!

(GRUNTS)

MURPHY: Where's Serena?

(GRUNTING)

(MUTED AUDIO)

No!

Help her. Please.

Don't watch.

I give you mercy.

(ALL SNARL)

(BABY BURBLES)

It's a lot of miles to cover
before dark.

We should get going.

I'll go get Murphy.

ADDY: Alright, come on.

Come on.

Hey. HEY-

- Hey, kid.
- Hey, there he is.

Hey.

Where's...

Did she have the baby?

Yeah. Murphy's having
a moment with her.

(MUTTERS)

(MURPHY SPEAKS SOFTLY)
It's OK. I got you.

I got you.

WARREN: Hmm.

She's pretty.

I got something for you.

What's that?

Serena's list of babies names.

Huh. (SNIFFS)

-(MUTTERS)
- What? Are they terrible?

Look.

Sarah. Ellen. Carolyn.
Come on. These are nice names.

Yeah, if she wanted
to join the PTA.

But that's not you.
ls it, sweetheart?

(MURPHY CHUCKLES)

And speaking of babies...

Present for you.

10K: Billy Boy brand condoms?

Girl's still out there.

You are not gonna
die a virgin, I promise.

But...when it happens...

...don't be stupid.

Yeah, like that guy.

I mean, how did
that happen anyway?

Oh, man, you gotta understand...

...there was pie.

Ugh! Pfft...

My mother's name was...

...Lucinda.

(SNIFFS)

I think I'll call her Lucy.

Lucy, the first of your kind.

(CHUCKLES)

Isn't she perfect? (SNIFFS)

- Ohh...
- Here.

(LAUGHS) on...

MURPHY: Lucy, you got
some 'splainin' to do.

(GRUNTING AND SNARLING)

(cow MOOS)